10667: Hiding Olympic's axe and replacing it with an Allen Quatermain rifle is hilarious. It also has said ship forming a League of Extraordinary Kanmusu with his brothers, girlfriend and her siblings with their first mission being to hunt down Olympic's axe.
"WHERE IS MY AXE!"
Everyone in the ocean liner dorms woke to Olympic's angry cry. Titanic was fortunate that Langley was out on patrol. The last time Olympic made such a loud noise in the morning she'd woken up by punching a hole straight through the wall, barely missing Britannic's head on the other side. Deciding to see what the fuss was about before they all heard about it from the Admiral, Titanic sighed and got up out of bed. He quickly changed into his day clothes and left his bedroom, knocking on his brother's door.
"Dare I ask what's got you so riled?" He asked.
Olympic was fuming as he rummaged through his drawers. "Someone stole my axe last night and replaced it with this!" He held out an old British rifle.
"I think someone mistook you for Allan Quatermain." Titanic said, trying not to laugh.
Olympic noticed anyways and gave his brother a glare to show him how amused he was. "Yeah well they can take their humor and..." He paused midsentence, his eyes taking on a hue familiar to anyone who had seen a kanmusu preparing for mischief!
"Olympic." Titanic warned, afraid he knew what his brother was thinking.
"If I'm Quatermain, then you're Sawyer." Olympic said.
"Why do I have to be sawyer?!" Titanic whined. "Can't we find one of the Yanks to do it!"
"No! I need to keep you under my wing." Olympic replied and Titanic huffed.
"Fine." The younger agreed. "So where are we going to find the others?"
"Oh just you wait and see little brother." Olympic purred.
...
Aquitania like everyone else had been woken by Olympic's earlier rant but he didn't mind. It gave him a chance to perform his favorite morning ritual with his girlfriend, Queen Mary. He was in the middle of it when a knock sounded on his door. This time, Aquitania was not so tolerant. "WHAT?!" He snapped.
"May I come in." It was Titanic.
"Yeah, give me a minute." Aquitania cleaned himself up and climbed off the bed, leaving Mary to wrap herself in a sheet.
Titanic walked in, took one look at her and blushed. "I am so sorry." He said.
"You wouldn't be the first to interrupt our mourning routine." Queen Mary assured him.
"Right. So what do you need?" Aquitania asked.
"Someone stole Olympic's axe last night." Titanic explained.
"May SecNav have mercy on their souls." Aquitania deadpanned and Queen Mary sniggered.
"Agreed but they replaced it with a Quatermain rifle." Titanic said. "Now Olympic's forming a League of Extraordinary Kanmusu. He wants you to be Dorian. Because of your, charm."
"Its about time someone appreciated my beauty for what it truly is." Aquitania purred and even Queen Mary had to roll her eyes at that.
...
Two hours later Olympic's new League was nearly complete.
He himself was Allan Quatermain. Titanic was Tom Sawyer, he even brushed up his New York accent he'd picked up on for the role. Aquitania was Dorian Gray. Queen Mary was Mina Harkel. Loowit stepped in to play Captain Nemo. The invisible Skinner was, naturally, played by one of the submarines. In this case USS Arkansas was happy to oblige. Now they just needed an Edward Hyde. They were scouring the base for a suitable candidate, unaware that they were being watched.
Well hidden in the bushes, Belfast sighed to herself. She found Olympic's reaction to the prank quiet amusing. Of course she knew who was responsible but it wasn't her place to reveal that secret.
"I better tell the Admiral about this." She thought. "Before they recruit me as Edward Hyde."
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A/N: Special thanks to Falkeno who allowed me to use Belfast in this snippet!