[The scene transitions to evening. Pumbaa peeks out of a rock shelter in the ground.]

Timon:

[from offscreen] This is it, buddy boys. [Pumbaa squeezes out of the shelter.] Home, sweet home! [Timon works to string a vine between two trees.] And I don't gotta share it with anybody. [Timon climbs onto Pumbaa's back and tosses his vine around the other tree.] *laughs*

Scorbunny:Don't you get, you know, lonely out here?

Timon:Lonely? [Timon knots the vine.] Try commitment-free. [Timon climbs into his self-made hammock.] The elbow-to-elbow life reminds me a little too much of home. This place has everything. [Pumbaa hands Timon a drink.] Cool refreshments, cozy little hammock, a lovely water feature. And it's all mine.

Pumbaa:[crestfallen] Oh. Well... It's really coming together, Timon. So, uh, [Pumbaa and Scorbunny starts to walk away.] so, I guess I'll just be going.

Timon:[Timon watches Pumbaa and Scorbunny walk away.] Wait a minute, now. Wait-wa-wait. There's no law that says you two have to go. [Pumbaa and Scorbunny rushes back to Timon.] I mean, if you want.

Pumbaa: Ooh, great! I already made up three beds![In the shelter, there are three two nests, one of which is larger than the other.] One for Scorbunny,One for you and one for me.

Timon:[Timon strides toward the nests, stretching.] *yawns* [Timon hops onto the rim of the smaller nest and stretches.] *yawns* Ooh! Gee, all this construction work has me bushed. Think I'll turn in early. [Timon hops into the bigger nest and lies down. He stretches.] Ah! [Timon folds his arms behind his head.] Yeah. *smacks lips*

Scorbunny: *yawns* [Scorbunny hops onto the rim of the smaller nest and stretches and lies down. He stretches.]

Pumbaa:[Pumbaa watches Timon and Scorbunny uncertainly. He glances down at the smaller nest. He pats it, circles it several times, then settles down, clearly far too big for it. After a moment, he tips onto one side.] Ah! Good night.

Timon:Sleep tight.

Pumbaa:Dream of bedbugs tonight. *snores*

Timon:Ah! [as a voiceover] Home, sweet home indeed.

[The scene transitions to early morning.]

Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa:[Timon lies asleep in his nest.] *snores*

Timon:[Overhead, there is the sound of distant singing.] *groans* [Timon turns over, holding his ears. He sits up groggily.] Ugh. [Timon crawls out of his nest and walks toward the shelter's entrance.]

Simba: (in the background) [from offscreen] Everybody, look left! Everybody, look right! Everywhere you look, I'm...

Timon:[Timon grabs a stick and starts banging it against the ceiling.] Hey, keep it down up there!

Scorbunny: We have neighbors? We should go say hello.

Timon:[Timon keeps beating on the ceiling with his stick.] Noisy neighbors. [Timon pauses.] There go the property values.

Pride Landers: [Timon marches outside, still armed with his stick. The savanna is bathed in pastel colors.] Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing! Oh, oh! [Timon gapes up at a tower of animals.] It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling!

Simba: [from offscreen] Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Timon:

Oh, perfect. We moved to the theater district! Get a load of these guys.

Simba: (in the background)

[from offscreen] Oh, I just can't wait to be king! Oh, I just can't wait...

Timon:[Timon marches up to the animal tower and whacks an elephant on the foot.] Knock it off!

Elephant:*groans*

Pumbaa:[The animal tower begins to sway precariously. Pumbaa and Scorbunny dashes for Timon.] Timon, look out!

Simba: [from offscreen] ...to be king!

Pride Landers:[The animals fall into a heap.] Ah! [Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa duck for cover in their shelter.]

Simba:from offscreen] I'm okay!

Pride Landers:*groans*

Timon:[Timon lies crushed beneath an animal.] Oy. [Timon blows away a tail that is hanging in his face.] Show people.

[The scene transitions to the open savanna. Timon rides on Pumbaa . Scorbunny walk with them]

Timon:

Chin up,Guys![Timon cracks his neck.] Whoa! Our dream home's around here somewhere.

Pumbaa:You know, Timon,Scorbunny and I once came across a place that might be just what you're looking for. [Pumbaa's voice is heard over footage of a lush jungle.] Spectacular waterfalls, [The footage shows Pumbaa diving into a pool.] set in a lush tropical oasis. [The footage shows a swarm of grubs.] A scrumptious array of...

Timon:[Timon holds up his hands.] Hey, hey, hey. Forget it, Guys. I'm a realist, [Timon hops to the ground.] and I'm not gonna go chasing after some fantasy. [Timon makes a wide, sweeping gesture.] I'm goin' beyond what I see.

Scorbunny:But if you always go beyond what you see, how do you know when you're there?

Timon:Oh, I'll tell you how I know. We're there! [Timon's voice echoes. He gestures at his surroundings, and it is revealed that he,Scorbunny and Pumbaa have wandered into the Elephant Graveyard. Pumbaa and Scorbunny stares in awe. The three climb a hill and approach a giant elephant skull.] This is a lovely spot. Lovely, rustic, picturesque. Home, sweet home,Guys. [Timon leans one-handed on one of the elephant tusks.] Mm-hmm. Home, sweet ho... [A chunk of the tusk gives way, and Timon topples inside the hollow bone.] *shouts* [Timon emerges with cobwebs dangling from his ears.] Whoop! *laughs* [Timon walks toward Pumbaa, dusting himself off.] I-I mean, sure... [Timon crawls onto the other tusk.] It needs a little work, [Timon wraps on the skull.] but it's got good bones. *laughs* After all, [Socrbunny and Pumbaa joins Timon on the tusk.] this is an elephant graveyard. And who would ever come to an elephant graveyard?

Mufasa:[from offscreen] *roars*

Scorbunny:Timon and Pumbaa: [ Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa flee into the skull.] *screams*

Zazu:[Mufasa charges past, closely followed by Zazu.] Sire, the hyenas are after the pokemon and the children!

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed:[from offscreen] *yips*

Mufasa:[from offscreen] *roars*

Timon:[Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa peek out of the skull's eye sockets. The shadow of Mufasa savagely fighting off the hyenas is seen.] I see carnivores...

[The scene transitions to the thermal vents in the Elephant Graveyard.]

Timon:[Timon rides atop Pumbaa, shielding his eyes. He speaks with a nervous titter.] Beyond what you see. Beyond what you see. *laughs* [Pumbaa hops from rock to rock across a bubbling green pool.] Beyond what you see...

Pumbaa:Uh, Timon? [Pumbaa pauses on the other side of the pool.] Would this be a bad time to bring up that little place Scorbunny and I told you about?

Timon:[Timon hops onto the ground.] Hey! This is home, sweet home, baby! [Timon lounges back on top of a geyser.] Home... [The geyser erupts, and Timon flies into the air.] *screams* [Timon lands and hops around in pain, his backside steaming.] Ow! Ha, ha! [Timon looks at the geyser.] Steam! *laughs* Steam is good. Steam is-is-is water. Whoo! [Timon prances away.] Gotta have water. You know, for the dream home. Steam home, dream home! [Scorbunny,Pumbaa watches Timon go, one eyebrow raised.] Steam, steam, steam. [Timon sits on a nearby rock.] I am perfectly happy [Timon rolls the "r."] right here. [Timon stands.] It's remote, private, no unexpected visitors... ["Be Prepared" plays softly in the background, and the area turns bright yellow.[ Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa freeze as the shadows of hyenas goose-stepping march past them on the wall.] Somethin' tells me this ain't the traveling company of "Riverdance." [Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa hop to their feet and "Riverdance" offscreen.]

[The scene transitions to Timon searching yet again.]

Timon:[Snidely] Beyond what you see. Beyond what you—- [Timon turns towards the camera and shudders.] Hey, how am I supposed to look beyond what I see [Camera reveals he's looking straight at Pumbaa's butt.] beyond that?

Pumbaa:[Looks back in confusion.] Huh? Oh, sorry. [Moves out of the way to reveal the Gorge. Choir sings.]

[The scene transitions to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa trudging along the floor of the Gorge, with Timon using Pumbaa's shadow to get out of the sun.]

Timon:What this place lacks in water and shade, [Timon stops walking.] it makes up for with searing heat and blinding sunshine. Home sweet home Guys. [Ground rumbles.] *whimpers*

[Camera switches to show the beginning of The Stampede scene before switching back to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa.]

Pumbaa:[With an air of formality.] Shall we run for our lives?

Timon:Oh, yes, let's.

[All three as they turn and run. Camera cuts to an above view as the wildebeest catch up to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa before cutting back down to the three them running. A dust cloud covers the screen, and the three of them come out of it on top of a wildebeest. They approach a cliff.]

Pumbaa:

Hang on,Guys! [Timon gasps.]

Timon:This is it! Good-bye, cruel world!

[The wildebeest they are riding slides to a stop, throwing them off.]

All Three:Aaaaaaah!

[Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Timon and Pumbaa flying through the air in slow motion. Pumbaa does a flip before landing back-first in a river. Timon lands on Pumbaa's stomach and grunts. They float to the right.]

Timon:[Gestures to the bank of the river.] That's it? *scoffs* That wasn't so bad. [The sounds of a waterfall begin to intensify] You can't knock old Timon down that easy! Yeah! Bring it on! [Waterfall sounds climax. He looks to the right and the camera pans over to show a waterfall dropoff.] Uh, Scorbunny? [Camera cuts back to Timon.] Question: is it possible to fall off the edge of the Earth?

[Camera cuts to Scorbunny.]

Scorbunny:Uh, technically, no. [Camera cuts to a view of Scorbunny, Timon and Pumbaa approaching the edge of the waterfall.] The Earth is round like a sphere, Timon so it doesn't actually have an edge. [Camera zooms out. Camera zooms out more. Camera zooms out fully.]

[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa falling.]

All Three: Aaaaaah!

[Pumbaa pauses the movie on Scorbunny andTimon and Pumbaa in the middle of their fall and the silhouettes become visible again.]

Pumbaa:You mind if I pause it for a second?

Timon:Sure, go ahead.

Pumbaa:Be right back. [Pumbaa and Scorbunny walks off-screen.]

Timon:[Stretching.] Uhhh. *crack* [Itches his nose.] *sniffs* *clears throat* *hums "It's a Small World"* It's a small world after all [Begins dancing.] It's a small world after all [Dancing intensifies.] It's a small small world. Everybody. It's a small world after all [Toilet flushes in the background.] Da da da da da da da [Picks his nose. Looks off-screen to the right and gasps. Searches around for somewhere to put the booger. Tries to shake it off his finger and puts it on the chair.]

[Pumbaa and Scorbunny walks back on-screen holding a bag of grubs.]

Pumbaa:

OK,Scorbunny and I got the jumbo so we can share. [Sets down the bag of bugs. Looks suspiciously at Timon.] Were you just picking your nose?

Timon:

[Indignantly] No, [Reaches into the bag for a grub.] I had an itch on the inside. [Grabs a grub and pops it in his mouth.] *crunching*

[Timon resumes playing the movie. Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa continue falling.]

All Three:[Feading] Aaaaaah!