[The scene transitions to a river at night. Pumbaa bursts out of the water and swims back to land. He and Scorbunny emerges from the water, Timon hanging on to his tail with one hand, unresponsive. Pumbaa and Scorbunny walks futher onto land, gasping. Timon lets go of his tail before Pumbaa and Scorbunny falls over and coughs up water. Scorbunny and Pumbaa looks to the left and the camera cuts to show Timon laying on the ground holding a white bell-shaped flower.]
Pumbaa:[Walks over.] Timon, you OK?
Scorbunny: Yeah,you are OK?
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Uhh. I give up.
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny.] Uh, but you can't give up. We still haven't found our dream home.
Timon:Forget it,Guys. [Camera cuts to Timon.] I've been dragging you both down long enough. I'm going home, and I suggest you both do the same. [Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny.]
Pumbaa:Oh,We-we would if we could, but Scorbunny and I can't.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Oh, sure you both you can, buddy. I won't stop you both.
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Pumbaa.] No, I mean... [Looks away.] Scorbunny and I don't have a home. [Begins to walk away.]
Timon:[Looks up.] You both don't? What happened? [Sits up. Scorbunny and Pumbaa sits down with their back turned.] Are you both lost? [Pumbaa shakes his head "no."] No place good enough for you two? [Pumbaa shakes his head "no." Camera cuts to Timon as he throws aside the flower.] What, you're both all alone in this big empty world? [Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Pumbaa as they looks bad with tears in their eyes. Camera cuts back to Timon.] Oh. [Timon stands up. He walks over to Scorbunny and Pumbaa's hunched form.] The truth is...I'm all alone, too. [Scorbunny and Pumbaa looks down at Timon. Timon grabs Pumbaa's leg.]Guys, you're both the only friend I've ever had.
Pumbaa and Scorbunny:[Turns towards Timon hopefully.] Y-you mean...
Timon:Yeah,Guys... and friends stick together to the end.
[Camera zooms in on Pumbaa and Scorbunny smiling. Camera zooms in on Timon smiling. Crying sounds can be heard. Camera switches back to zooming in on Pumbaa, Timon's reflection visible in his eyes. Timon pauses the movie and we see the silhouettes. Timon is attempting to muffle his crying.]
Pumbaa:Timon, are you crying?
Scorbunny: Yeah, are you crying Timon?
Timon:[Sobbing.] I'm fine. [Turns away from Pumbaa and Scorbunny and continues crying.] I–I just have something in my eye.
Pumbaa:[Holds out a handkerchief.] Here, blow.
Timon:[Grabs handkerchief. Blows. Hands it back to Pumbaa.] Here, Pumbaa.
Pumbaa:[Looks at handkerchief in disgust.] Gee, thanks.
Timon:OK, I'm better. [Resumes playing the movie.]
[The scene transitions to the night sky with a full moon. A shooting star flies by. The camera pans down to show Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa sleeping against one another. The sun rises. Timon wakes up and stands up. He stretches and his back cracks.]
Timon:Uhh! Uhh! Ooh! Ah, well. [Scorbunny and begins to wake up.] It's too bad we never found that perfect place. [Scorbunny and Pumbaa wakes up more and looks forward. Whatever they sees surprises them.]
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny sits up.]I think maybe you're giving up too soon, Timon.
Timon:[Camera cuts to a disgruntled Timon.] Beyond what you see. Huh?
Pumbaa:[Pumbaa grabs Timon's head and turns it. The camera pans to show Hakuna Matata.] Remember that place Socrbunny and I told you about?
Timon:Forget about your place. Get a load of what I found. [The same triumphant music from when Rafiki first told Timon about "Hakuna Matata" plays.] Talk about beyond what you see. [Camera cuts back to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa.]Guys,this is our dream home. [Camera transitions to Timon pulling a curtain of leaves from in front of the waterfalls and takes up the style of a game show.] Dramatic views. [Camera transitions to Pumbaa hanging from some vines belly up. From offscreen.] Your very own porch swing. [Camera transitions to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa in a bubbling pool.] Hot tub and spa. [Camera transitions to Timon opening the trunk of a tree filled with bugs.] Well stocked cupboard.
Pumbaa:[Walks over.] *slurps* 'Licks up the bugs and begins munching on them.] Let's celebrate! [Swallows.]
[Camera cuts to Timon laying in a hammock.]
Timon:The monkey was right. [Stands up.] We found it – the perfect life. [Leans backward and falls into the water.]
[Camera cuts to Pumbaa making a shish ke–"bug".]
Pumbaa:I'll just whip up a little something.
[Camera cuts to Timon as he emerges from the water, grabs a leaf and uses it as a towel.]
Timon:He had the perfect name for it, too.
[Camera cuts to Pumbaa shaking up a bug salad.]
Pumbaa:Come and get it.
Scorbunny: Oh I am so hungry.
[Camera cuts to Timon leaning against a rock used as a table.]
Timon:Such a wonderful phrase. It had this rhythm. [Camera zooms in on Timon.] Laduda ladada.
Pumbaa:[Pumbaa holds out a leaf-dish.] Try this – hot tuna frittata.
Timon:[Not paying attention.] Hmm. No, that's not it.
Pumbaa:[Adds another bowl of bugs.] The spinach armada.
Timon:Quiet Pumbaa. I'm trying to think.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a coconut filled with bug mush.] A spoon of ricotta.
Timon:[Holds up two fingers.] Two words.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a leaf bowl filled with worms.] A wormy piccata.
Timon:Six syllables. [Gets up.]
Pumbaa:[Puts down a snail shell filled with bug mush.] Kahuna colada.
Timon:Twelve letters.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a steaming leaf of blue bugs.] A blue enchilada.
Timon:Rhymes with –
Pumbaa: (interrupting Timon)
[Holds out a bowl of bugs.] Legumes on a platter.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon. He taps his head.] Think think think think...
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa. He pokes at one of the dishes.] This ought to be hotter.
Timon:I forget!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa as he starts dancing.] I got to lambada! [He bumps into Timon.]
Timon:[Grabs Pumbaa's tusks. Starts yelling at him.] Hey, how can you dance at a time like this? I'm dying here. [Realizes he's gone too far and backs away.] Ooh, sorry about that, pal.
Pumbaa:[Stands up.] Hakuna Matata.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon. He shakes his head in confusion; cartoonish "Obbidy-obbidy-obbidy" sound effect.] ...Come again?
Scorbunny: [Camera cuts to Scorbunny]He said Hakuna Matata – it means "No worries." Uh – oh.
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Pumbaa and Timon swinging on vines. The movie pauses mid-swing.]
Pumbaa: (voiceover)Hey,GuysI got an idea. Let's do a sing-a-long.
[A ladybug appears on-screen.]
Timon: (voiceover)Oh, you tease. I love karaoke. I'm there.
Scobunny:(voiceover) Me too.
[The lyrics of "Hakuna Matata" appear on the screen. The ladybug hops from syllable to syllable above them as the song continues.]
All Three: [Movie starts playing.] Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa laying in the grass at night and dancing.] What a wonderful phrase [Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa making coconut drinks.] Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Timon holding on to Pumbaa as he runs.] Ain't no passin' craze [The ladybug disappears. Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa swinging on vines.]
Timon: It means no worries [Crunching is heard. The camera begins to zoom out to show the silhouettes. Timon is singing into a microphone as Pumbaa chews loudly.] For the rest of your days {{music note}} [Timon stops singing.] Wait a second. [He looks around. He pauses the movie.] Pumbaa, where's the grub? [Pumbaa opens his mouth and the ladybug stumbles out of it.] *sighs* Oh, you just can't help yourself, can you?
Pumbaa:Sorry.
Scorbunny: That Okay.
Timon:Okay, but this time, show a little self-control. [Plays the movie.]
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa going down flumes. The ladybug appears on-screen again and stumbles across the lyrics as the song continues.]
Timon: Hakuna Matata
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa bungee-jumping.]
All Three: Aaahhhhhh! [They reach the bottom. They begin swinging and Timon bumps the ladybug off the screen mid-swing.] It means no worries [Pumbaa swings and bumps Scorbunny and Timon. Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa floating through the air with leaves.] For the rest of your days It's our problem free [Camera cuts to Timon and Pumbaa eating worms and the famous "Lady and the Tramp" occurs.] Philosophy [The two at the camera in disgust as Scorbunny laughing.]Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to three dancing on the famous log.] Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata
[Scene cuts to Ma looking confused.]
Ma:Hahuna ma-what-a? [Camera cuts to show Rafiki talking to Ma.]
Rafiki:Oh ho ho ho ho! [Camera cuts to Rafiki.] It means "No worries."
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma and Rafiki.] I see.
Rafiki:So, I told the boy: to find Hakuna Matata, [Rafiki gestures to the horizon.] you must look beyond what you see.
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma.] Oh, a metaphor.
Rafiki:[Camera cuts to Rafiki.] Well, actually, it's not a meta–[Ma wacks Rafiki on the head with his stick.] aah!
Ma:[Grabs Rafiki's beard and pulls him in close, outraged.] You used a metaphor on Timon? He takes things literally. [Lets go of Rafiki's beard and starts gesturing.] That's it. [Walks away from Rafiki.] He's starving out there. I just know it. [Calling down a hole.] Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors. I've got to go find him.
Uncle Max:[From inside the hole.] Are you nuts?!
Ma:[Looks towards Rafiki.] Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it? Well, here I go.
Rafiki:[Camera cuts to Rafiki.] Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma.] Thanks. Here's my first step. [Jumps onto Rafiki's foot.]
[Scene cuts to Timon screaming.]
Timon:Yeow! [Camera cuts to show Pumbaa pulling spines out of Timon's backside.] Ay!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa with a spine in his mouth.] This bowling for porcupines [Spits out the spine.] wasn't the best idea, huh?
Scorbunny: Agreed.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Yeah. Got to be right up there with bobbing for snapping turtles. [Pumbaa pulls out another spine offscreen.] Aah ha ha!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to show Timon's lower half and Pumbaa with a spine in his mouth.] Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. [Buzzard cries. Pumbaa looks off-screen to the right. He spits out the spine.] Hey, look,Guys,buzzards. [He walks off to the right.]
[The camera cuts to show a committee of buzzards gathering around Pikachu and Simba's body.]
Pumbaa:[from offscreen] What do you say, one more round?
Timon:[from offscreen] Oh, sure. There must be some part of me we haven't injured yet.
[Camera cuts to show Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa.]
Pumbaa:[Shaking with excitement.] Oh, please? Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please?
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon as he stretches and begins to head back into Hakuna Matata.] Nah, Pumbaa, I'm beat. You and Scorbunny go ahead. I'm calling it a day. [Pulls out the last porcupine spine from his backside.] Ay!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa looking sad.] But it's no fun alone. *sobbing*
Scorbuny Let go Pumbaa.
Timon:[Jumps on top of Pumbaa's back.] Aw, why not? One more run won't change our lives.
[Timon and Pumbaa begin charging towards the buzzards. The movie pauses when they are closest to the screen.]
Timon:
[from offscreen] Who knows why fate led us to Pikachu and little Simba that day.
[Screen cuts to a still of Timon with an expression of worry on top of Pumbaa as Pumbaa carries Pikachu and Simba]
Timon:[from offscreen] Maybe it was just my love of adventure...
[Screen cuts to a still of Simba roaring and Timon jumping up in fear.]
Timon:[from offscreen] or my innate courage...
[Screen cuts to a still of Simba giving Timon a tongue bath as Timon reaches out for help.]
Timon:[from offscreen] my valiant [Screen cuts to a still of Simba pinning down Timon.] and fearless way [Screen cuts to a still of Simba yawning and Timon jumping in fear.] of [Screen cuts to a still of Timon standing up against a rock in fear in Simba's shadow.] – OK who's [Screen cuts to a still from inside Simba's mouth of Timon standing in fear.] in [Screen cuts to a still of Timon hanging onto a branch in fear.] charge of [Screen cuts to a still of Timon screaming while leaning against Pumbaa's rear.] the [Screen cuts to a still of Timon screaming.] freeze frames?
Scorbunny: [from offscreen]Sorry my bad.
Timon:[from offscreen] Anywho...
[Screen cuts to a still of Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa standing in front on an unconscious Pikachu and Simba moments after the buzzards were driven off. The movie unpauses.]
Timon:[from offscreen] Rescuing Pikachu and Simba was a cinch. [Pumbaa picks up Pikachu and Simba and walks away.] Then came the really scary part – [Dramatic music] parenthood.
[The scene transitions to a river at night. Pumbaa bursts out of the water and swims back to land. He and Scorbunny emerges from the water, Timon hanging on to his tail with one hand, unresponsive. Pumbaa and Scorbunny walks futher onto land, gasping. Timon lets go of his tail before Pumbaa and Scorbunny falls over and coughs up water. Scorbunny and Pumbaa looks to the left and the camera cuts to show Timon laying on the ground holding a white bell-shaped flower.]
Pumbaa:[Walks over.] Timon, you OK?
Scorbunny: Yeah,you are OK?
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Uhh. I give up.
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny.] Uh, but you can't give up. We still haven't found our dream home.
Timon:Forget it,Guys. [Camera cuts to Timon.] I've been dragging you both down long enough. I'm going home, and I suggest you both do the same. [Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny.]
Pumbaa:Oh,We-we would if we could, but Scorbunny and I can't.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Oh, sure you both you can, buddy. I won't stop you both.
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Pumbaa.] No, I mean... [Looks away.] Scorbunny and I don't have a home. [Begins to walk away.]
Timon:[Looks up.] You both don't? What happened? [Sits up. Scorbunny and Pumbaa sits down with their back turned.] Are you both lost? [Pumbaa shakes his head "no."] No place good enough for you two? [Pumbaa shakes his head "no." Camera cuts to Timon as he throws aside the flower.] What, you're both all alone in this big empty world? [Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Pumbaa as they looks bad with tears in their eyes. Camera cuts back to Timon.] Oh. [Timon stands up. He walks over to Scorbunny and Pumbaa's hunched form.] The truth is...I'm all alone, too. [Scorbunny and Pumbaa looks down at Timon. Timon grabs Pumbaa's leg.]Guys, you're both the only friend I've ever had.
Pumbaa and Scorbunny:[Turns towards Timon hopefully.] Y-you mean...
Timon:Yeah,Guys... and friends stick together to the end.
[Camera zooms in on Pumbaa and Scorbunny smiling. Camera zooms in on Timon smiling. Crying sounds can be heard. Camera switches back to zooming in on Pumbaa, Timon's reflection visible in his eyes. Timon pauses the movie and we see the silhouettes. Timon is attempting to muffle his crying.]
Pumbaa:Timon, are you crying?
Scorbunny: Yeah, are you crying Timon?
Timon:[Sobbing.] I'm fine. [Turns away from Pumbaa and Scorbunny and continues crying.] I–I just have something in my eye.
Pumbaa:[Holds out a handkerchief.] Here, blow.
Timon:[Grabs handkerchief. Blows. Hands it back to Pumbaa.] Here, Pumbaa.
Pumbaa:[Looks at handkerchief in disgust.] Gee, thanks.
Timon:OK, I'm better. [Resumes playing the movie.]
[The scene transitions to the night sky with a full moon. A shooting star flies by. The camera pans down to show Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa sleeping against one another. The sun rises. Timon wakes up and stands up. He stretches and his back cracks.]
Timon:Uhh! Uhh! Ooh! Ah, well. [Scorbunny and begins to wake up.] It's too bad we never found that perfect place. [Scorbunny and Pumbaa wakes up more and looks forward. Whatever they sees surprises them.]
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa and Scorbunny sits up.]I think maybe you're giving up too soon, Timon.
Timon:[Camera cuts to a disgruntled Timon.] Beyond what you see. Huh?
Pumbaa:[Pumbaa grabs Timon's head and turns it. The camera pans to show Hakuna Matata.] Remember that place Socrbunny and I told you about?
Timon:Forget about your place. Get a load of what I found. [The same triumphant music from when Rafiki first told Timon about "Hakuna Matata" plays.] Talk about beyond what you see. [Camera cuts back to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa.]Guys,this is our dream home. [Camera transitions to Timon pulling a curtain of leaves from in front of the waterfalls and takes up the style of a game show.] Dramatic views. [Camera transitions to Pumbaa hanging from some vines belly up. From offscreen.] Your very own porch swing. [Camera transitions to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa in a bubbling pool.] Hot tub and spa. [Camera transitions to Timon opening the trunk of a tree filled with bugs.] Well stocked cupboard.
Pumbaa:[Walks over.] *slurps* 'Licks up the bugs and begins munching on them.] Let's celebrate! [Swallows.]
[Camera cuts to Timon laying in a hammock.]
Timon:The monkey was right. [Stands up.] We found it – the perfect life. [Leans backward and falls into the water.]
[Camera cuts to Pumbaa making a shish ke–"bug".]
Pumbaa:I'll just whip up a little something.
[Camera cuts to Timon as he emerges from the water, grabs a leaf and uses it as a towel.]
Timon:He had the perfect name for it, too.
[Camera cuts to Pumbaa shaking up a bug salad.]
Pumbaa:Come and get it.
Scorbunny: Oh I am so hungry.
[Camera cuts to Timon leaning against a rock used as a table.]
Timon:Such a wonderful phrase. It had this rhythm. [Camera zooms in on Timon.] Laduda ladada.
Pumbaa:[Pumbaa holds out a leaf-dish.] Try this – hot tuna frittata.
Timon:[Not paying attention.] Hmm. No, that's not it.
Pumbaa:[Adds another bowl of bugs.] The spinach armada.
Timon:Quiet Pumbaa. I'm trying to think.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a coconut filled with bug mush.] A spoon of ricotta.
Timon:[Holds up two fingers.] Two words.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a leaf bowl filled with worms.] A wormy piccata.
Timon:Six syllables. [Gets up.]
Pumbaa:[Puts down a snail shell filled with bug mush.] Kahuna colada.
Timon:Twelve letters.
Pumbaa:[Puts down a steaming leaf of blue bugs.] A blue enchilada.
Timon:Rhymes with –
Pumbaa: (interrupting Timon)
[Holds out a bowl of bugs.] Legumes on a platter.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon. He taps his head.] Think think think think...
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa. He pokes at one of the dishes.] This ought to be hotter.
Timon:I forget!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa as he starts dancing.] I got to lambada! [He bumps into Timon.]
Timon:[Grabs Pumbaa's tusks. Starts yelling at him.] Hey, how can you dance at a time like this? I'm dying here. [Realizes he's gone too far and backs away.] Ooh, sorry about that, pal.
Pumbaa:[Stands up.] Hakuna Matata.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon. He shakes his head in confusion; cartoonish "Obbidy-obbidy-obbidy" sound effect.] ...Come again?
Scorbunny: [Camera cuts to Scorbunny]He said Hakuna Matata – it means "No worries." Uh – oh.
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Pumbaa and Timon swinging on vines. The movie pauses mid-swing.]
Pumbaa: (voiceover)Hey,GuysI got an idea. Let's do a sing-a-long.
[A ladybug appears on-screen.]
Timon: (voiceover)Oh, you tease. I love karaoke. I'm there.
Scobunny:(voiceover) Me too.
[The lyrics of "Hakuna Matata" appear on the screen. The ladybug hops from syllable to syllable above them as the song continues.]
All Three: [Movie starts playing.] Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa laying in the grass at night and dancing.] What a wonderful phrase [Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa making coconut drinks.] Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to Scorbunny and Timon holding on to Pumbaa as he runs.] Ain't no passin' craze [The ladybug disappears. Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa swinging on vines.]
Timon: It means no worries [Crunching is heard. The camera begins to zoom out to show the silhouettes. Timon is singing into a microphone as Pumbaa chews loudly.] For the rest of your days {{music note}} [Timon stops singing.] Wait a second. [He looks around. He pauses the movie.] Pumbaa, where's the grub? [Pumbaa opens his mouth and the ladybug stumbles out of it.] *sighs* Oh, you just can't help yourself, can you?
Pumbaa:Sorry.
Scorbunny: That Okay.
Timon:Okay, but this time, show a little self-control. [Plays the movie.]
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa going down flumes. The ladybug appears on-screen again and stumbles across the lyrics as the song continues.]
Timon: Hakuna Matata
[Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa bungee-jumping.]
All Three: Aaahhhhhh! [They reach the bottom. They begin swinging and Timon bumps the ladybug off the screen mid-swing.] It means no worries [Pumbaa swings and bumps Scorbunny and Timon. Camera cuts to Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa floating through the air with leaves.] For the rest of your days It's our problem free [Camera cuts to Timon and Pumbaa eating worms and the famous "Lady and the Tramp" occurs.] Philosophy [The two at the camera in disgust as Scorbunny laughing.]Hakuna Matata [Camera cuts to three dancing on the famous log.] Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata, Hakuna, Matata
[Scene cuts to Ma looking confused.]
Ma:Hahuna ma-what-a? [Camera cuts to show Rafiki talking to Ma.]
Rafiki:Oh ho ho ho ho! [Camera cuts to Rafiki.] It means "No worries."
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma and Rafiki.] I see.
Rafiki:So, I told the boy: to find Hakuna Matata, [Rafiki gestures to the horizon.] you must look beyond what you see.
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma.] Oh, a metaphor.
Rafiki:[Camera cuts to Rafiki.] Well, actually, it's not a meta–[Ma wacks Rafiki on the head with his stick.] aah!
Ma:[Grabs Rafiki's beard and pulls him in close, outraged.] You used a metaphor on Timon? He takes things literally. [Lets go of Rafiki's beard and starts gesturing.] That's it. [Walks away from Rafiki.] He's starving out there. I just know it. [Calling down a hole.] Max, Timon's out there chasing metaphors. I've got to go find him.
Uncle Max:[From inside the hole.] Are you nuts?!
Ma:[Looks towards Rafiki.] Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it? Well, here I go.
Rafiki:[Camera cuts to Rafiki.] Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
Ma:[Camera cuts to Ma.] Thanks. Here's my first step. [Jumps onto Rafiki's foot.]
[Scene cuts to Timon screaming.]
Timon:Yeow! [Camera cuts to show Pumbaa pulling spines out of Timon's backside.] Ay!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa with a spine in his mouth.] This bowling for porcupines [Spits out the spine.] wasn't the best idea, huh?
Scorbunny: Agreed.
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon.] Yeah. Got to be right up there with bobbing for snapping turtles. [Pumbaa pulls out another spine offscreen.] Aah ha ha!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to show Timon's lower half and Pumbaa with a spine in his mouth.] Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. [Buzzard cries. Pumbaa looks off-screen to the right. He spits out the spine.] Hey, look,Guys,buzzards. [He walks off to the right.]
[The camera cuts to show a committee of buzzards gathering around Pikachu and Simba's body.]
Pumbaa:[from offscreen] What do you say, one more round?
Timon:[from offscreen] Oh, sure. There must be some part of me we haven't injured yet.
[Camera cuts to show Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa.]
Pumbaa:[Shaking with excitement.] Oh, please? Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please?
Timon:[Camera cuts to Timon as he stretches and begins to head back into Hakuna Matata.] Nah, Pumbaa, I'm beat. You and Scorbunny go ahead. I'm calling it a day. [Pulls out the last porcupine spine from his backside.] Ay!
Pumbaa:[Camera cuts to Pumbaa looking sad.] But it's no fun alone. *sobbing*
Scorbuny Let go Pumbaa.
Timon:[Jumps on top of Pumbaa's back.] Aw, why not? One more run won't change our lives.
[Timon and Pumbaa begin charging towards the buzzards. The movie pauses when they are closest to the screen.]
Timon:
[from offscreen] Who knows why fate led us to Pikachu and little Simba that day.
[Screen cuts to a still of Timon with an expression of worry on top of Pumbaa as Pumbaa carries Pikachu and Simba]
Timon:[from offscreen] Maybe it was just my love of adventure...
[Screen cuts to a still of Simba roaring and Timon jumping up in fear.]
Timon:[from offscreen] or my innate courage...
[Screen cuts to a still of Simba giving Timon a tongue bath as Timon reaches out for help.]
Timon:[from offscreen] my valiant [Screen cuts to a still of Simba pinning down Timon.] and fearless way [Screen cuts to a still of Simba yawning and Timon jumping in fear.] of [Screen cuts to a still of Timon standing up against a rock in fear in Simba's shadow.] – OK who's [Screen cuts to a still from inside Simba's mouth of Timon standing in fear.] in [Screen cuts to a still of Timon hanging onto a branch in fear.] charge of [Screen cuts to a still of Timon screaming while leaning against Pumbaa's rear.] the [Screen cuts to a still of Timon screaming.] freeze frames?
Scorbunny: [from offscreen]Sorry my bad.
Timon:[from offscreen] Anywho...
[Screen cuts to a still of Scorbunny,Timon and Pumbaa standing in front on an unconscious Pikachu and Simba moments after the buzzards were driven off. The movie unpauses.]
Timon:[from offscreen] Rescuing Pikachu and Simba was a cinch. [Pumbaa picks up Pikachu and Simba and walks away.] Then came the really scary part – [Dramatic music] parenthood.