Ibuki: Disclaimer! The author does not own any of the material appearing in this story. The OC's belong to their respective owners!

(Written by Siege25)

"Hello everyone, I am Caboose from Red VS. Blue."

"And I'm Sarge from the same series and wondering why the hell I was paired with this idiot."

"Today, we hopefully will not explode and will be explaining the topic of-"

"FIRE AT WILL!"

"Oh son of a-!" Sarge began to curse before they were blown away by an explosion of flames, as the familiar blue haired League of Legends girl Jinx stuck her head in, looking around.

"Eh… kinda sending a mixed message with this PSA, aren't you boss?" Jinx asked as she walked in, as Laegjarn and Siege walked on screen.

"Hey, don't you worry about that. I'll rectify that with this PSA. Besides, if I don't get this segment in I'll never impress Nan with my comedic genius!" Siege said with a smile.

"...Well, I suggest you start talking to the people at home." Laegjarn pointed towards the camera.

"Oh, erm, right!" Siege said. "Ahem. Hello everyone! For those of you who don't know I'm Siege! You may know me as Siege25 here on Fanfiction."

"Heya everyone! I'm Jinx!" Jinx smiled with a wink.

"I am Princess Laegjarn of Múspell." Laegjarn said with a bow.

"And today, this is gonna be our PSA, talking about everything regarding!" Siege said before Laegjarn shot flames off spelling their topic above them.

"Weapon Safety!" The trio said in unison.

PSA: Weapon Safety

"Yep yep yep! When it comes to handling weapons, you have to be really careful with how you handle them!" Jinx said with a smile. "Otherwise you or your friends and family could get hurt."

"So let's get right to it with tip number 1! Laegjarn take it away!" Siege said with a smirk.

"Thank you Siege. For our first tip, we'll cover something I like to call: Avoiding Friendly Fire." Laegjarn said.

Avoiding Friendly Fire w/ Laegjarn

BGM: Gear Up For… - Fire Emblem Heroes OST

"When it comes to the topic of Friendly Fire, we all know what it is. If you've played a FPS before and people enable Friendly Fire, you know how tricky it is to hit enemies and not hit your friends. When getting used to modern technology of this world, Fjorm and I… learned the hard way." Laegjarn sweatdropped.

Fjorm suddenly shoots Laegjarn with her shotgun, not knowing Friendly Fire had been turned on, killing Laegjarn and the enemy she was shooting.

"Wha-!? Huh-!? Bu-!" Fjorm stammered.

"Fjorm, what the hell!?" Laegjarn yelled.

"I didn't think that would kill you what the heck!?" Fjorm yelled.

"Friendly Fire is on, gals!" Siege says through in-game chat.

"...Oh." Fjorm and Laegjarn say in unison.

Confessional

"Hey! I was learning! How was I supposed to know it was turned on!" Fjorm yelled as she had her hands in the air.

"You could have checked the game options." Siege said from afar.

"...Uuugh you're right…" Fjorm sighs.

"However, real life is not a video game. Friendly Fire is on all the time." Laegjarn said. "So, allow me to offer you all some tips so you don't end up like this guy." Laegjarn says as she pulls up a video.

"AHAHAHAHAHA! I AM INVINCIBLE!" Heavy yells… as he's killing blue shirt and red shirt allies with his gun, shooting in an absolute frenzy.

Confessional

"Ah… uh…." Heavy began to say. "W-well it's not my fault they turned on Friendly Fire that week without telling me!"

"Heavy, we literally went through that talk yesterday." Scout called from the med bay, being patched up by Medic.

"...SHIT!" Heavy cursed.

"To avoid instances like those, please turn your attention to this little presentation I have put together regarding what to do when faced in a friendly Fire situation." Laegjarn said as she pulled down a projector screen.

The screen soon showed a mini Laegjarn, Sharena and Fjorm walking along.

"Here's the scenario. You're walking with your fellow melee friends when suddenly, an enemy comes along." Laegjarn said, as a dragon popped in and roared, causing the three minis to jump in shock. "Your friends engage the enemy. What do you do with a ranged weapon in this instance?" Laegjarn asked as Sharena and Fjorm began bashing the dragon.

1 - Play Support

"In situations when there's more than one enemy only, while your friends deal with the big guy, keep other enemies off their back." Laegjarn said as mini-Laeg noticed a bunch of mini enemies charging in, so she comically begins shooting them all while not hitting Fjorm or Sharena while they beat down the dragon. "Because in the end, being the support role always helps." Laegjarn added as mini-Laegjarn panted comically after finishing her support role, as Fjorm and Sharena finished the dragon, soon looking back as comical question marks appeared over them, as Laegjarn looked at them and gave a thumbs up, as they did as well, that segment ending with a large green check mark.

2 - Ample Warning

"In situations with just one enemy, go for the following two scenarios." Laegjarn said as the scenario replayed. "Take your aim, but make sure your weapon is in no condition to fire. Then yell as loud as you can, but something that will get their attention the right way."

"HEY!" Mini-Laegjarn yells, catching the attention of both Fjorm and Sharena, as they see her drawn, and dodge out of the way as Mini-Laeg fires, killing the dragon, causing the three minis to regroup and give thumbs up, the green check mark showing.

"However, don't yell something incomprehensible." Laegjarn added before it replays.

"HOOPLAH!" Mini-Laeg yells, causing Sharena and Fjorm to turn with question marks over their heads, as Mini-Laeg fires with a horrified look on her face, as Fjorm and Sharena have huge whited out eyes, seeing the arrow firing, a huge red X appearing over this scenario.

"It's important to convey a sense of urgency with your message. Not something silly. Doing so could be very fatal for your allies." Laegjarn said.

3 - Be a badass, Carve your own angle

"If you want to add flair to your support. Be a badass and carve your own route of attack where your allies are in no danger." Laegjarn said, a new scenario playing as Mini-Laeg jumped high into the air and badassedly shot a flaming arrow down, hitting the dragon while not hitting Fjorm or Sharena, and killing it, as Laegjarn landed, causing Fjorm and Sharena to get sparkly eyed and surround her, green checkmark appearing on the screen.

"However. This is not something I recommend if you feel overconfident in your own abilities." Laegjarn said, showing the scene again, but with a flaming arrow as it exploded, showing the dead dragon… but also comically dead Sharena and Fjorm, red X appearing.

Sarge was watching the whole thing when he heard this and cursed. "God damnit! They nullified me being a badass with a PSA! Those double crossers!"

"Following my tips will ensure your allies will be safe." Laegjarn said as the projector screen rolled up. "In the end: To summarize my points in one good tip: NEVER point your weapon at your friends. Thank you." Laegjarn ended with a polite bow as Siege and Jinx clapped.

"Bravo! Bravo! Now! Let's move on to section 2! Jinx?" Siege asked, turning to Jinx who smiled and jumped into action.

"Thanks boss! Alright ladies and gentlemen, next up we're gonna discuss a little something I like to call 'Proper Transport!'" Jinx said with a smile.

Proper Transport w/ Jinx

"Okay, I get it, you all have your own epic, unique, awesome ways of carrying your weapons. But let's face it. If you hold your weapon wrong, at any given moment, this could be you." Jinx said before pulling up a video.

Caboose and Tucker were running through the battlefield, Caboose holding his gun a weird way, before Caboose tripped and fell, dropping the gun which was now aimed at Tucker, as the impact on the ground shot off the gun, shooting Tucker right in his nut sack.

"AAAAAAAAH FUCK!" Tucker yells in horrific pain as he rolls around on the ground now.

Confessional

"Blame Sarge." Caboose immediately says.

"Soldier! I don't think that was my idea carrying guns in such an unsafe fashion!" Sarge yelled.

"Then why did you tell me to hold it that way?" Caboose asked.

"Because I hate Tucker more than you." Sarge simply responds.

"...That seems fair." Caboose nodded.

"OH COME ON!" Tucker yells in the background.

"So! To avoid being like certain red and blue idiots, I, Jinx, am here to help you all with some pro tips on how to properly carry guns!" Jinx said with a smile. "Okay, pay attention because we only have a time slot for me to say this once."

"Number 1!" Jinx exclaims as she holds up her finger, before picking up her gun, the barrel away from her. "Never pick up your weapon pointing it at you! Especially when loaded, or this will happen!" Jinx said as beside her was Caboose who picked up his weapon wrong, and got shot backwards.

"Ow." Caboose simply says as he lays on the ground.

"Number 2!" Jinx says as the screen switches. "When transporting with your weapon, kick on the safety when you're not ready to fire!" Jinx said as she flicked over her Safety. "This will make it harder to Fire your gun, so it doesn't accidentally go off as you're running. If you don't, this could happen!"

Caboose and Grif could be seen running, Grif in front before Caboose's weapon suddenly discharges, hurting Grif as he face plants.

"OW GOD DAMN!" Grif exclaimed.

"Grif fell down. That's funny." Caboose simply said.

"Number 3!" Jinx said with another screen change. "When traveling in groups, this goes with what Laegjarn says! Never point your weapon at yourself or others! This could happen!" Jinx said, pointing to the background as Caboose accidentally shoots Tucker as they're running.

"GOD DAMNIT CABOOSE!" Tucker yells in pain.

"I thought I was pointing it correctly." Caboose said, looking at his weapon.

"To show you how to do this, I've come in to take the lead in a mock lineup with Laegjarn and Jinx." Siege says as he has a gun, Laegjarn has her bow, and Jinx has her gun.

"For Laegjarn it's easy. She just needs to not nock an arrow in her bow, it's perfectly safe without one." Jinx said. "As for me, I need to hold my weapon like so…" She says as she holds it to her left side. "So I don't risk hurting Siege! Now we can go!" Jinx says as they begin to run, no issues whatsoever, as the screen changes again.

"Number 4, keep your weapon from being hit with blunt force!" Jinx said. "It could discharge your active round and hurt someone or yourself! Don't be like this idiot here!" Jinx said as she points to Caboose, who just slams his gun to the ground and shoots himself.

"I am okay." Caboose simply said.

"And That's all you need to know for Jinx's crash course on Proper Weapon Transport! Siege has final remarks!" Jinx said with a gleam as Siege comes into view.

"Thanks Jinx. Now then, for a recap of our weapon safety PSA, if you learned nothing else from this video, here are some take aways, plus extra tips." Siege said.

PSA Recap + Extra Tips w/ Siege

"Recap point one: Don't point weapons at your friends." Siege said, showing back to Laegjarn's presentation. "Recap point two: Make sure your weapon is safely carried around." Siege added as Jinx's segment plays a bit. "For some extra tips, first of all, this PSA doesn't just apply for being safe with weapons." Siege said before coming up with an Assault Rifle. "Let's talk about your own safety. First, when carrying a weapon, make sure you have plenty of fire power. 5 clips on any weapon should be enough." Siege said, showing the clips on his belt, before revealing many more in his jacket. "But more never hurts."

Cue switch as Siege is now walking in a dark area. "When walking alone, make sure you have some form of protection, and keep it hidden so no one knows you have it. Pistols work best for this." Siege said as someone appears behind him, as he whips out his pistol and shoots the guy before going onward… as the guy was Heavy.

"I am ded." Heavy groans.

Switching scenes again as Siege is back in the original room. "And please… for the life of you keep weapons away from Caboose." Siege said, as Caboose looked at him.

"What is wrong with me having guns?" Caboose asked.

"In any case, don't be stupid with your weapons in general. PSA over, mic drop, boom baby boom, Jinx, Laegjarn we're out of here. PEACE!" Siege said with a smile before leaving with Jinx and Laegjarn.

"Well… that happened and we got robbed again." Tucker sighed.

"Should we tell the author person?" Sarge asked.

"Ehhhhh…." The Reds and Blues contemplated.

Meanwhile…

"DO I HAVE TO FIGHT CERBERUS?!" Nan yelled with worry. "Oh geez, I've made it a point to give him lots of pets and now I have to fight this good do-… oh. I just have to find him a treat? Phew… don't scare me like that, game."

Ibuki giggled. "That's a relief, huh?"

"Yup…" Nan nodded as his phone went off. "Hmm?" He looked into it and started to read it.

"Some jerkwad named Siege stole our PSA! - Sarge"

"Siege wrote a PSA? Huh, good for him." Nan put his phone down and went back to playing. "Ack! No no no no noooooo! Oh, you stupid Satyr…" He sighed. "Welp, there goes that run."

"Ooooh…" Ibuki grimaced.

"Stupid Theseus doing away with all of my lives…" He grumbled.

Yuuuup, i've gotten into Hades about a week ago... it's pretty fun! That said, shout out to Siege for making this one!

Ibuki: Back to getting killed by Theseus?

Unfortunately...