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"Hello all! I'm Tucker from Red vs Blue."
"And I'm Washington from the same series."
"Today we're gonna be-"
"Cut! That's lunch!"
"…Huh?" Tucker wondered as Ozpin walked over.
"How about you two run along and I'll take over from here?"
"Well… I am a bit hungry." Tucker said as he walked off.
"Eh… I could eat." Washington walked off as well.
Ozpin let out a chuckle and turned toward the camera. "Now then, hello there. I am Professor Ozpin from the hit web series RWBY. And I will be presiding over today's PSA. It's… a bit of a special case. I present to you: What goes on with the production of the Super RWBY Sisters series, or SRS, for short. Come, let us take a walk."
PSA: Behind The Scenes
BGM: Route 201 - Day (Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl)
"Here at SRS, we take pride in our work and accomplishments. For starters, we have the author working on the script for the next chapter." Ozpin pointed his thum to the author writing on his computer.
"And then Samus begins to fight-"
"Quick, move over here! That's spoiler territory." Ozpin said as the camera moved to him. "While he's working on the script, everyone else is busy reading over their lines or practicing their choreographic attack moves."
"I AM the dragon, bitch!" Daisy said. "…No no no, that's a little pitchy. I AM the dragon! …Hmm…"
"Bleeeeh! …Too soft." Hat Kid mumbled. "Bleeeeeeh! Okay, that's better."
"I am one with the Triforce, the Triforce is with me." Toon Link said and then let out a chuckle. "I've always wanted to say that."
"Hah! Hua! Yah!" Samus delivered swift kicks and punches where Chell was blocking her attacks flawlessly. "That's more like it, Chell! Hah!"
"I'm going to make you regret being born, Dark Ruby… oooh, that's a bit dark for me…" Ruby said. "Maybe if I said it a little… less dark? Mmmph…"
"Aren't they a delight." Ozpin chuckled.
Confessional - Ruby
"It's time we settled this once and for all, Dark Ruby!" Ruby paused for a bit. "Ooooh, none of this is sounding right! Uuuugh, I didn't think practicing awesome lines would be so… complicated and so… bad!"
Confessional - Yang
"I wrote up a few lines for Rubes to use for the final battle. Heh… I think they're pretty good."
"Yang! I need more lines! These lines suck!"
"Really? In that case, I'll write down a few more!"
Confessional - Weiss
"I kept telling Ruby that she just needs to say what's on her mind and doesn't need any help from Yang. Ugh, I swear, Yang watched one too many action movies with those cheesy lines…"
End Confessional
"And here we are at the BGM booth where everyone pitches in for the music throughout the stories." Ozpin said, opening up a door where there were several Toads and Koopas working together.
"Okay, I got it. For Yang's final battle for K. Rool, we use Armed and Ready!"
"Oooh, that's a wonderful idea!"
"Actually, I got a better idea. How about we do something crazy like Fall Out Boy? We can use Armed and Ready for something else down the road."
"What do you have in mind?"
"Oh, well…"
Confessional - Nan
"I was actually going to use Armed and Ready for that fight, but then one day, Flash showed me Phoenix from Fall Out Boy and, well, the rest is history. I loved it a lot. HEEEEEY YOUNG BLOOD! Oooh, it definitely gets your blood pumping! I knew I had to use it for Yang's final fight with K. Rool! I definitely have to thank him for that."
End Confessional
"While production does go swimmingly, there are some times where it comes to a grinding halt and is sometimes slow. You can probably figure out why."
"Okay, so… I need to listen to this BGM to see if it fits." Nan said as he started to type something on the search bar before spotting something. "Ooooh! That's a cool scene I haven't seen in a while. I wanna watch it for old time's sake."
Thirty minutes to an hour down the YouTube rabbit hole later…
"Now, are you familiar with the gear shift?"
"You mean… the PRNDL?"
"…The what?"
"The PRNDL!"
"…Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?"
"I'm not a child, Moseby. I know how to spell PRNDL."
"It is not something you spell. It is a gear shift! The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE AND LOW!"
"You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! Why don't we just relax, turn on the radio! Would you like AM or FMMMM?"
"Heheheh, interesting…" Nan chuckled with a soda can in his hand.
"Uh… hello?" Pyrrha spoke up.
"Just a second! I just saw this video pop up."
"Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house." Buzzer ring. "Rob."
"NAKED GRANDMA!"
"Nake- huh?!"
"Pfffft! Hahaha! Never gets old…"
Confessional - Ibuki
"This happens all the time. Nan-chan goes to search up a BGM, then suddenly he gets distracted with an interesting video and next thing we know, he's watching a Mario Kart race thirty minutes later! …Not that Ibuki faults Nan-chan, we all fall down this rabbit hole."
Confessional - Nan
"That's not a hundred percent true. I could easily listen to a specific song from a game and then I see another epic game song that pops up, then another… and then I wind up in a different game and… oi, YouTube's a blessing and a curse, I tell ya."
End Confessional
"Other than that, the production does go swimmingly and the author's friends pitch in with their own ideas from time to time. However, as we are filming, there are some mishaps that happen along the way." Ozpin chuckled. "Here's just a small sample of some mishaps that happen along the way."
Pause BGM
BGM: Going Somewhere - Mario Party 2 (Mario Party Superstars)
"Okay, is anyone going to question the floating blocks?" Weiss asked.
"Gravity dust?" Yang guessed as they proceeded to walk ahead when they noticed a lone Goomba walking toward them.
"Aww, it's so cute! Can I pet it?" Ruby asked.
"Judging by the angry look, I say no." Blake responded as she saw a ? Block and threw Gambol Shroud to hit it out of curiosity. However, instead of a Super Mushroom popping out, sparks shot out of the ? Block and fell to the ground, as did a few Brick Blocks as well.
"I don't think that was supposed to happen." Yang sweatdropped.
"Cut!"
Frost is poisoned… but maybe she still has a shot… there's no way I'm going to use Mari here! Weiss thought as she called out Frost.
"Laaaaaass…" Frost groaned as Blake called out Luna… however, Luna was curled up.
"Evaaaaizzzzz…"
"Luna?!" Blake said in dismay. "Oh dear…" She sweatdropped while Weiss facepalmed while trying to hold in her laughter while Ruby and Gloria were laughing.
"Cut!"
"No! No! Stay back! NO! GET AWAY!" Dark Weiss screamed as she tried to aim her rapier at the Shroobehemoth, but realized it was broken. She tried to get up but it was no use as terrified tears ran down her cheeks. It let out another roar. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Suddenly the Shroobehemoth short circuited before falling limp right when it was about to eat Dark Weiss. "…Huh?" Dark Weiss poked it. "…I think it malfunctioned!"
"Dag nabbit! I was hoping it wouldn't do that! Uuuugh, get the engineers!"
"Seryu Ubiquitous, stand down!"
"Do not make another move!"
"Just slowly put your hands over your head."
Seryu smirked as she did so. "Just so you know, I'm not doing this out of obedience. I'm doing this for another reason."
"And that is?" One of the guards asked as Dark Weiss threw a small fireball into the gas before running to catch up to Seryu.
"Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out in a couple of seconds." Seryu smirked as the flames made their way to the gas can while some of the fire went into a room that Dark Weiss had went into, which was none other than the boiler room as the fire made its way toward the boiler as it started to heat up very rapidly. "In three… two… one."
No explosion. Just awkward silence.
"Uh…" Seryu blinked. "I said… three two one!"
Nothing.
"Oh, for the love of. Is there something wrong with the visual effects? It was scripted to explode after I counted dow-"
BOOM!
Fire enveloped Seryu, and then the fire evaporated as Seryu was standing there in a smoking mess where her eyebrows were now missing as everyone on set was grimacing. "I'm okay…" Seryu mumbled, blowing out smoke.
"My bad!"
"Hraaaah!" Chiaki yelled, slashing at Junko with the Master Sword but Junko would swiftly block the attack… and then right as Junko blocked, the Master Sword suddenly shattered and all Chiaki had was stubble and the hilt. "Huh?!"
"I… don't think that was supposed to happen." Junko sweatdropped.
"Uh… can I get another prop?" Chiaki requested.
"Cut!"
"You would rather sacrifice your life to protect this human?" Damian mocked.
"I would rather see her alive than watch you die by the likes of her!" Junior yelled. "I am NOT going to let you lay anoth-… wait, did I say that wrong? Crud, I did!"
"Cut! Take two!"
"I would rather see her alive than watch her die by the likes of you! I am NOT going to let you lay another finger on her!"
"Junior…" Marnie groaned. "Run…!"
"No! You risked your life to protect us… now I'm going to do the same for you!"
"Hmm, how touching… you would rather risk your life for her. Very well, this is where you will suffer your death!"
"No…" Marnie whispered as Damian raised his sword as Junior closed his eyes.
"This is farewell."
"NO!" Marnie yelled, as she got up and got between them… only, she was way off.
"Cut!"
"Huh?" Marnie opened her eyes and saw where she was, as it looked like she was protecting Damian from Sonia and Umber. "Whoops! …What a waste of red food coloring too." She mumbled before giggling. "That's embarrassing."
"Who's side are you on?" Umber teased while Sonia was trying to contain her giggles.
"My side, of course!" Damian chuckled.
SPBRR silently watched the SA-X walk across the hallway from above… and then watched the SA-X slip and fall on the wet floor with a loud thud!
"Whoops! I thought that floor was dry enough!"
"Unknown hostiles, master!"
"I see 'em!" Link said, quickly raising his sword up and then swung it down for a Skyward Strike… and also lost his grip as the Master Sword went flying and embedded itself into a tree. "Whoops!"
"Mmm… wha…?" Willow opened her eyes and saw Esdeath. "General Esdeath?"
"Don't worry, you're safe now." She said as she gently put her down… and then froze Willow up on the spot.
"Cut!"
"…Darn it, not again!"
End BGM
Confessional - Esdeath
"So, while we were filming Partners in Time, I was also in the middle of filming in another universe… I believe it was Touhou Odyssey. I was so caught up in playing the villain, I forgot I was in a different set and froze Willow by accident." She let out a sheepish shrug. "It's what happens when you're caught up playing a villain in one universe, you easily forget that you're the good guy. On the bright side, at least I was killed off in that universe so I don't have to worry about accidentally freezing my friends… hopefully."
Confessional - Willow
"It wasn't all that bad. It was a hot summer day and her freezing me cooled me off. Sure, I was shivering nonstop for a few days but it did feel nice."
End confessional
Resume Route 201 - Day BGM
"And there you have it." Ozpin said. "We all have a fun time here and we hope to continue having fun with the production of the SRS univere. It is surely a blast." He smiled. "Now then, this is Professor Ozpin… and I'll let the author say a few words before this PSA wraps up."
"Let's see… when should I have Chiaki show up… oh, perhaps after Doom-"
"Psst!"
"Hmm? Oh!" The author turned around to look at the camera. "Hello! Hope you're having a fun time here and will continue to have fun in future PSA chapters. Like, I know I do when I'm writing, especially when after I'm hanging out with friends on the Discord server, playing video games and what not. A good general hang out, if you will."
He then let out a chuckle. "Funny I should mention Discord server… we actually made it public just recently, so if you wanna come hang out with me and the gang, you know where to find us. Anywho, see y'all in the next PSA, whatever it may be!"
Ibuki: Yup yup, you heard him right! That Discord server is open to the public!
Indeed. Just hop onto my FFN profile and find the link, it should be next to bold lettering. Hope to see you there!