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"Hey, I'm Tex from Red vs Blue and… I have absolutely no idea why the hell I'm doing this. I can't believe I let them talk me into doing this kind of thing."

Tex turned her head. "That said…" She pulled out her Rocket Launcher and aimed at whoever it was that was about to come to her from the left side, which was none other than Gloria and Marnie. "Don't even think about it!"

"Eeep!" Marnie yelped.

"Pffft! Hahahaha! Is that supposed tae scare me?"

"It should."

"Bitch, I've fought a fockin' Rathalos! Ye don't scare me one bit, lassie!"

"Sweetie, we can always do another PSA… let's just get out of here!" Marnie said, dragging Gloria away.

"YE HEAR ME?! I FOUGHT A FOCKIN' RATHALOS! YE DON'T SCARE ME, BITCH!"

"I'm so sorry about this!"

"Yeah, that's right, keep walkin'." Tex said, watching them leave… but about two seconds later, she shrugged. "Eh, fuck it." She pulled the trigger and watched Marnie and Gloria launch away into the sky, followed by a star shining brightly.

"So anyway, what was I doing for this PSA again?" Tex wondered as she pulled out a piece of paper. "…Oh, we're doing that? …Really, you brought me in for this?"

PSA: Deleted Scenes

"Okay, so, deleted scenes… they're pretty much the "What could have happened" kind of deal. It happens all the time in movies. Some of them get cut because they had a better scene in mind, or better yet, they trim the fat to make a movie around two hours. Or, If you like to compensate for something like Marvel, you could have a movie about three hours long."

She shook her head. "Anyway, fanfiction stories are the same type of deal, and the SRS series is no different. In fact, here's a few deleted scenes from Super RWBY Galaxy 2: Galactic… Conquest… Prime, holy SHIT, that title is a mouthful."

Deleted Scene #1!

"Aaaagh!" Luminary cried, bouncing off of the laser cannon on top of the Halberd, falling to the ground.

"Luminary!" Jade exclaimed as she was fighting a few Phazon infected Space Pirates. She tried to get to them, but unfortunately, she and the rest of the party were horribly outnumbered. "Crap…!"

A few Space Pirates slowly approached Luminary as he struggled to get up, glaring at them approaching. They menacingly approached him… when they saw a light above them that caught their attention.

BGM: Adventure - III (Dragon Quest XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age)

Two portals had opened up as Eight leapt out, and Solo joined him right after as they landed in front of Luminary. Another portal opened up as Erdrick stepped out with his sword drawn.

"Firing main cannon!"

Suddenly, the laser from the Halberd lit up and fired, striking Erdrick.

*Record scratch*

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Ooooh!" Eight grimaced as the laser dissipated to see Erdrick completely fried.

He coughed out some smoke. "I'm okay…" He groaned.

"Tucker did it!"

"CUT! Take two!"

Deleted Scene #1 - Take two!

Resume BGM

Erdrick stepped out of the portal with his sword drawn, glaring down at his opponents. Luminary growled, standing back up and ready to fight once more. Erdrick, Eight and Solo stood side by side with him while Luminary's friends looked on in awe, then the the four of them lunged to attack and destroy the Space Pirates.

End BGM

Deleted Scene #2

Flandre landed on the Blue Typhoon. "Flan!" Remilia exclaimed, as she walked over but saw something that made her gasp. She was covered in phazon. "No!"

"Hehehehe… this feels WONDERFUL!" Flandre laughed. "And now that I'm covered in this wonderful stuff… you too shall know the wonders of Phazon!" She exclaimed, forming two Phazonic Lavateins.

Sakuya got in front of Remilia. "We'll get you of this, Flan." She said as she summoned her knives and she was joined by Meiling, Patchouli, Koakuma and then Remilia summoned the Gungnir.

"I have one thing to say, dear sister… BRING IT ON!" Remilia yelled as Flandre lunged at the group.

Deleted Scene #3

As the chaos was happening on the Blue Typhoon, a massive Berserker Knight landed on the bridge. As the Berserker Knight lunged at the civilians and everyone was trying their best to keep it at bay… a portal opened up behind it where no one saw the portal opening up.

The Berserker Knight raised its arm up, ready to slice its victim down… until several gunshots were fired. It would stop its attack as it turned around to see its assailant.

In the far distance, a lone soldier aimed his Assault Rifle at the Berserker Knight. However, this wasn't just any soldier. This soldier has 117 on his chest plate.

BGM: Finish the Fight (Halo 3) (Start at 1:08)

A few other portals opened up as Kratos walked out side by side with the Chief, holding his axe on his shoulder. Ratchet and Clank were next, standing to Chief's left. Another portal opened up as the female Akira Howard (As in Astral Chain) walked out next, and then Geno came crashing down in front of Chief.

The Berserker Knight roared at the intruding group while Chief pumped his Assault Rifle. "Let's go." He said as they all rushed at the Berserker Knight as it lunged back at them, ready to strike them all down.

End BGM

Confessional - Nan

"Okay, so that last one… yeah, that scene popped into my head when I was trying to sleep one day. I thought it could work too, but… eh, decided against it. The second one, I thought it could work but decided against it because I thought it was overkill. I mean, Flandre's already incredibly powerful but throw Phazon on her? Yikes, dude… I mean, yeah, they're nerfed when they get out of Gensokyo in this universe, but… eh, too late now."

Confessional - Flandre

"Maaaaaan, the amount of make up I had on me that was applied for several hours only to get that part scrapped… I was one scary vampire!" She let out a sigh. "What can ya do…"

End confessional

"Yup, those scenes almost made it in to Super RWBY… you know what, I'm just gonna say Galaxy 2." She said, having her arm wrapped around Cinder, then she kicked her away.

"Waaaaah!"

"I'll never understand these hostile takeovers. Anyway, here's a scene that the author wishes he could have put in instead. Remember the scene where Sora and his two animal friends go into the Overwatch world? He could have put this in."

Deleted Scene #4

Sora, Donald and Goofy looked around as soon as they were taken somewhere else. "Okay, where are we now?" Sora wondered.

"It appears to be some kind of dojo." Goofy mused.

"I know that you tell yourself that your brother disobeyed the clan."

"Hmm?" The trio turned their heads as they followed the source of the voice.

"And that you have to kill him to maintain order. That was your duty."

"It was my duty-" Hanzo took out two arrows from his quiver. "-And my burden." He nocked an arrow into his bow and fired an arrow, but Genji quickly deflected it. Hanzo quickly nocked another arrow. "That does not mean I do not honor him!" He fired the arrow at Genji, but he would quickly slash through the arrow, cutting it in half.

Hanzo let out a growl and lunged at Genji right as the Disney Trio peeked in. "Whoa, what's going on there?" Sora wondered.

"No idea…" Donald whispered.

Genji kicked Hanzo to a railing and leapt into the air, pulling up his katana and swinging it down, but Hanzo blocked with his bow, but struggled to push it back. "You think you honor your brother Genji with incense offerings? Honor resides in one's actions!"

"Should we help him?" Goofy asked.

"…You dare lecture me about order! You are not worthy TO SAY HIS NAME!" Hanzo threw Genji off and then ran over to the arrow embedded into the ground. He then picked it up and nocked it, a blue aura surrounding his shoulder.

"Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!" Hanzo fired the arrow as blue twin dragons shot out directly at Genji. Sora jawdropped in awe, his eyes sparkling in wonder.

"Ryūjin no ken wo kurae!" Genji twirled his katana around as a green dragon surrounded him as Hanzo's eyes widened as Genji guided the twin blue dragons around him and sent it back to Hanzo where it engulfed him.

"Wooooow!" Sora said.

Donald sweatdropped. "They have it all under control." He said, grabbing Sora and dragging him away with Goofy right behind him.

"Wah, hey!"

"Only a Shimada can control the dragons… who are you?"

Confessional - Ibuki

"Legitimately, Nan-chan wishes he did that instead of Overwatch 2. Can't say she blames him, it's a really good Overwatch short."

Confessional - Sora

"Sheeeeesh… I missed that action? Bummer."

End Confessional

"And now for something that came off a little creepier than what the author thought it'd be." Tex said, casually ducking and elbowing Ryuji in the crotch.

"HMMMPH!" He yelped, falling to the ground as Tex kicked him away.

Deleted Scene #5

"Don't worry, I have an idea." Gloria smirked, taking off her hoodie. "Take off your hoodie."

"Huh?! Right now?!" Ruby exclaimed in surprise.

"Relax, no one will see us."

"Zacian's a girl, she won't mind at all."

"Oh... okay..."

A Pangoro walked by while giving a Pancham a piggy back ride. He turned his head to see Ruby stripping her wrecked clothing off.

He turned his head back to where he was looking, before turning his head back in shock.

"Pan...?" Pancham wondered as Pangoro quickly shielded his eyes.

"Oooh, it's a little breezy out here!" Ruby shivered.

"Ye get used to it."

"Cham Cham!" Pancham protested as Pangoro quickly took off, then Ruby put on Gloria's sweater.

"I feel weird..."

"You'll be fine."

Confessional - Nan

"If this was any other setting, this would've been fine, but in the Pokémon universe? That was a bit much, even for Pokemon standards. I mean, i was just gonna have Pangoro's reaction while it happened off screen, but... eh, I cut that little bit out. It was a LOT less creepy in my head too."

Confessional - Pangoro

Pangoro held up a sign. "I have seen things I wish to unsee."

Confessional - Ruby

"I wondered what happened to that bit... Gloria and I thought it was harmless. Huh."

Confessional - Gloria

A smoldering Gloria, after what happened with Tex, had her arms folded. "I guess in hindsight, it was a bit much, even if it happened off screen."

End Confessional

"Now, here's a scene from Partners in Time that didn't make it, due to being complex." Tex said, having Yang in a leg lock.

"Aaaagh! UNCLE! UUUNCLE!"

Deleted Scene #6

The Elder Shrooboid Brat fell to the ground, exploding in light and dropping the Cobalt Shards.

"That takes care of that." Ruby said, and then suddenly, several UFOs surrounded them as several Shroobs popped out and surrounded the group.

BGM: Shroob Attack (Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)

"The hell? We're surrounded so fast?!" Roman wondered.

Samus aimed and fired a charged Wave Beam at the Shroobs, opening up a path. "I've opened up a path. MOVE!" Samus yelled as the group quickly went into the Time Portal and disappeared, but Samus and her younger self found herself quickly overwhelmed by the Shroobs.

"Okay, your path closed. What do we do?" Young Samus asked.

"Shoot our way out." Samus responded as they kept firing, but unfortunately, more Shroobs kept coming.

"There's too many!" Young Samus exclaimed as they were soon pinned down. "If we go in that Time Portal now, they'll just keep coming!"

Samus snarled. "I know a way to keep them distracted... but one of us has to stay here, and I'd rather see you live."

"What?! Samus, no!"

"I've lived a good life, you have your whole life ahead of you." She aimed at the ceiling and fired her Grapple Beam, but she detached her arm cannon and gave it to her younger self, which launched her to the Time Portal.

"SAMUS, NOOOOO!" She yelled as she landed in the time Portal.

"I've always wondered what would happen if I overloaded a Power Bomb." She said, laying one and then dismissed her armor, quickly shooting it with her Paralyzer Gun while the Shroobs shot at her.

"Nnngh! Rrrgh!" Samus grunted, falling on both knees as she kept shooting at the overcharging Power Bomb. "Mmph... Pikachu, Pichu... take care of the Metroid for me..." Samus groaned, firing one last shot and then pounded the Power Bomb, causing it to light up and exploded, taking the entire Star Shrine with it.

End BGM

Later, once Elder Princess Shroob has been defeated...

"Young Aran, do you want to go back to your time?" Arceus asked.

"No... I'll stay in this time. Someone has to watch over them." She said, referring to Pikachu, Pichu and Newt.

Arceus nodded. "I understand."

Confessional - Nan

"Man, I remember going all in with this one. I proposed this idea, yet a friend of mine, Yoshi, had concerns about how too complex of an idea this was. Not to mention he pointed out that a younger Samus would just repeat the same thing, even though I kept saying "No, Young Samus' death will be different than that." and one thing led to another plus Samus pointing her arm cannon to my face to make me realize that Yoshi was right. It doesn't help that I have limited knowledge on Time Travel because of how much of a headache it gives me. So I decided to get rid of this one… which, honestly, turned out to be a good thing. Hello? SPBRR Fusion and Dread? I think Galaxy 2 would've ended differently too with a much less experienced Samus now that I think about it…"

Confessional - Samus

"I pictured myself going out by probably either dying by old age oooor I get in way over my head. Honestly, going out like that because the "plot would have demanded it"? I could've easily made my way out... what the hell kind of dumb plot point was that?"

Confessional - Blake

"I'm glad that never happened. I wouldn't have been in an amazing team aside from RWBY."

Confessional - Rosalina

"Time travel confuses me, even if I had a movie night with Ibuki about... Forward to the Future or whatever it's called. I can't believe it had two sequels..."

End Confessional

Tex pumped her shotgun, aiming it at Pit. "Do angels bleed?"

"Uh..."

"Would you like to find out?"

Pit paled. "Um... coming Ruby!" He took off running.

"...Eh, fuck it." She fired anyway.

"OOOOOOW! SO THIS IS HOW ACHILLES FELT!"

"You'll be fine." Tex turned to the camera. "I don't understand these hostile takeovers. Anyway, now here's a scene that I'm honestly shocked didn't make the cut. I would've left it in!"

Deleted Scene #7

Dark Yang emerged out of the Rewind Spring, coughing as she suddenly shrank to the size of a baby.

"Dark Yang?!" Dark Weiss exclaimed in surprise.

"Shit! Retreat!" Dark Ruby said as she tried to reach for the Dark Baby Yang, but everyone got in the way and fought them off, forcing them to retreat without the baby.

"Soooo... what do we do with this thing?" Blake wondered.

"I... honestly don't know." Yang said, rubbing her head.

"I could send her to a day care, but I dunno..." Palutena said, completely unsure of what to do.

"Don't worry guys, I got this!" Viridi smiled as a heavenly beam of light surrounded Dark Baby Yang and took her away.

Dark Baby Yang appeared in a meadow, completely filled with Piranha Plants. The Piranha Plants looked at the Dark Baby in curiosity, unsure of what to do.

The Dark Baby sniffled and started crying at these monstrous plants before her. Her crying caught the attention of Petey Piranha as he landed on the ground with a loud thud, which startled the baby.

Dark Baby Yang stared at the monstrous Piranha Plant and then started wailing in terror ever louder, which was enough for Petey to cover his non-existent ears. With a groan, Petey scooped up the baby with his mouth and proceeded to eat her whole.

Confessional - Nan

"I still remember telling my friends about this idea. I still remember Flash's exact words: "What the FUCK is wrong with you, man?!"

Nan let out a chuckle before his eyes started looking scared and wrapped his arms around him. "I have a very dark mind..."

Confessional - Viridi

"Man, I was so pissed when this was deleted. It was one of my brighter moments! Besides, I did everyone a service and yet it was deemed "too dark". Sheesh! Everyone's a critic..." She mumbled.

Confessional - Umber

"I have to say, that was actually pretty funny. An evil baby growing into an evil person? Let an oversized plant take care of it, hahaha!"

A rocket hit him, but he shattered upon impact. It was then that another mirror clone walked into the scene.

"Sorry, you're stuck with me!"

End Confessional

"Dammit..." Tex grumbled. "Anyway, that's all the known deleted scenes from SRS. I'm sure there's more, but I'm guessing the author either forgot about them or they just weren't significant enough for this. So anywa-"

"I HAVE RETURNED!"

"...What." Tex turned her head to see Damian approach. "What the fuck are you?"

"I am Damian, you dull creature. And I will cut off your head as a trophy!"

"...Uh-huh. Here, I have something for you. A state of the art helmet." Tex handed him an already lit Plasma Grenade. "Said to protect you from harm."

"Why is it glowing?"

"Vintage. It's one of a kind. Apply to your head and it'll form over your head."

Damian did so, putting it on his head. "Now, feel the ultimate despair as you-"

BOOM!

Damian's head exploded, where his body fell to the ground.

"Weirdo. Now anyway, as I was saying-"

"That was death #28 for him." The Lakitu cameraman said.

"...Beg pardon?"

"Yeah, he had this whole death montage and everything. He's too stubborn to stay dead."

"...Is that right." Tex looked down and then back at the camera, getting an idea. "Alright, now we should call this segment the "Damian death montage Part 2."

"I thought this was Deleted Scenes?"

Tex aimed the shotgun at the Lakitu. "That ended and now I'm doing a new segment. Do I make myself clear!"

"Yipe! Okay okay, we're doing it!"

"That's more like it."

BGM: Lake Lapcat (Bowser's Fury)

Damian's Death Montage Part 2!

#29

"So, Ibuki was thinking-" Ibuki looked up, her eyes widening. "DUCK!" She pulled Nan down with her.

"WHOA" He yelped as a chainsaw was launched over them as it struck Damian, cutting him to pieces.

"FROM DOWNTOWNNNNNN! Third one today!"

"You're welcome." Ibuki smiled and then looked up. "Thanks, Flash-chan!"

#30

Damian emerged from the ground, dusting himself off. "Alright, where am I? I better be some place good."

"Farewell, Director." FILSS said softly as the Freelancer facilities exploded, taking Damian with it.

#31

Damian crawled out of the ground, only to realize that he was underwater. Oh, terrific. He thought as he decided to swim around.

Pause BGM

BGM: Drowning (Sonic the Hedgehog)

What is that infernal music? Damian wondered as he noticed a timer pop up next to him, seeing the number five next to him.

Am I drowning?! Damian thought as he found an air bubble floating out of the ground. He reached out to it.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Suddenly, Sonic came out of nowhere and snagged the air bubble for himself, then he ran off.

End BGM

Oh, you INSUFFERABLE-

He drowned.

Resume Lake Lapcat BGM

#32

Damian emerged from the ground. "Alright, now where the devil am I?" He asked as he would see an X-Parasite flying over to him. "What's this little jelly blob?" He wondered as the X-Parasite soon went inside of him.

"Mmmph! Rrrgh! AAAAARGH! Hmhmhmhmhm... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The ground suddenly shook violently.

"The earth trembles before my might! I am a new warrior! CAPTAIN SLIME AND HIS FRIENDS WILL BOW BEFORE ME! AHAHAHAHAHA-"

ZDR blew up a few seconds later.

#33

Damian approached Calasmos. "M'lord, I have returned."

"HMM? WHO ARE YOU?"

"You don't recognize me? I am Damian, your loyal servant and-"

Calasmos crushed him with his foot.

"I DON'T RECALL HAVING A LITTLE BITCH JOIN MY RANKS."

#34

Damian emerged from the ground, looking both ways. "Okay, where am I?" He wondered as he looked around, seeing several areas looking distorted.

There was a loud roar as Giratina landed on the ground in front of him. "My my, you're a fierce looking one! The two of us should join ranks and-"

Giratina bit down on Damian. "AAAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LET GO OF ME, YOU DISGUSTING-"

Giratina ate him up, swallowing him whole. He then let out a loud belch soon after.

#35

"To this universe you go!" Hades said, snapping his fingers.

"I have returned!" Damian yelled as he turned around. "And this time, I shall finally have m-m-m-m-m-MY FUCKING GOD!" He shrieked out of pure terror, his skin turning white at what he saw.

And what was it that he saw?

He saw a group of living corpses having just finished devouring their meal, with the only visible thing shown being the giant purple helmet covering a giant skull. The most notable thing about these zombies was that they resemble superheroes such as a certain web slinger and a mutant with claws coming out of his hands.

In short, Damian had been revived in Earth-2149, the Marvel Zombies universe, just moments after they devoured Galactus.

"I have to get out of here…" Damian whispered in fright as he slowly backed away to avoid getting eaten. But unfortunately for him…

SNAP!

…He would step on a twig that alerted the zombies of his presence.

"Would ya look at that, there really was fresh meat under our noses!" The one armed Zombie Luke Cage said.

"Any idea who this guy is?" Zombie Spider-Man asked.

"Who cares where he came from?! There's only one thing that matters!" Zombie Wolverine exclaimed.

"It's feeding time, boys!" Zombie Giant-Man announced as the zombified superheroes charged right after their next meal.

"Mother..." Damian whimpered as he ran away, though he wouldn't get too far.

#36

"You call yourself "powerful"? That's amusing." Sephiroth said, holding Damian up by the sword.

"Rrrrgh! Mmmph!"

"And to think I thought you would be a decent challenge." Sephiroth threw him up in the air and slashed him to pieces.

He would then pull out his notebook. "Not worth my time: Damian." He wrote.

#37

Kazuya carried Damian to the edge of a volcano. "That was the best you could do?" Kazuya taunted.

"I'm not dead, you imbecile. You just broke my legs! I'm still alive!"

"Not for much longer." Kazuya tossed him over the cliff.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Hmhmhmhm..." Kazuya chuckled with a smirk, folding his arms.

#38

"This place looks nice for world dominating." Damian said as he felt the ground underneath him tremble.

"Oh, now what?" He turned around, to see a stampede of Aptonoths, Apceros and Rhenoplos.

With his eyes widening, he tried to make a run for it.

However, considering this is Damian, he didn't get that far and was crushed by the stampede.

#39

"OW! YAAAAGH! AAAAARGH! GAAAAAAH!"

Iris walked over. "Did he just activate your trap gauntlet?"

"I'll be honest, I'm surprised he didn't even notice it at all." Nyx said, casually drinking coffee as Damian crawled over in pain, trying to get away, then he crawled on top of an X where a giant Bowling Ball fell on top of his head to finish him off.

"Hey, at least it worked." Iris snickered.

"Yeah, but man, now he's got blood all over my lawn."

"Eh, it'll wash out."

#40

"Ah, a throne, and it's got my colors to boot! This castle is perfect." He said as he sat down on the throne. "Now then, I must prepare for my conquest and-"

"Excuse me, what are you doing in my throne?"

Damian would see Celeste in front of him. "Oh, is this your castle? I'm taking over."

"You would take over my and my beloved's castle?" Celeste would start laughing. "Ohohohoho, that's a mistake~"

"Begone, peasant!" Damian would thrust his sword into her, but she disappeared in darkness where he was surrounded by bats. "Rrrrgh! What is this?!"

"You poor fool... you don't even realize you are in the presence of vampires!" Celeste said before digging her fangs into Damian's neck.

"AAAAAH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!" He yelled, trying to pry her off but to no avail. He would soon fall over from all the blood that she drank out of.

Celeste unlatched herself, taking a moment to ponder the blood that she had sucked out. "...Tastes like a little bitch."

End BGM

Confessional - Sonia Nevermind

"Honestly, given how much of a little bitch he is, I probably should've teabagged him."

She shrugged it off. "Oh well, maybe next time if he decides to tunnel me again!"

End Confessional

"That should be good enough. Anyway, this is Tex signing off. Until next time or whatever." She said and walked off.

Ibuki: Sonia-chan would definitely five Gen run Damian easily.

Yup! Anyway, this PSA was thought up by none other than Wyvern himself! Thanks, dude!