Ibuki: Disclaimer! The author does not own any of the material appearing in the story. The OC's belong to their respective owners!
"Hi, I'm Grif from Red vs Blue."
"And I'm Simmons!"
"And today we'll-"
BGM: Daisy's Theme (Mario Strikers Charged)
"…Grif? Why did the music kick in so early?"
Grif let out a groan. "Oh, son of a-" Daisy landed on top of Grif. "YAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"What's up, y'all!" Daisy exclaimed with a grin.
"GRIF!" Simmons yelled, and then Luigi landed on top of him. "OOOOF!"
"I'm okay!" Luigi said as he got up.
"Ooooogh…" Simmons groaned as Daisy and Luigi got off of them, with the two of them crawling away with a groan.
"My back…" Grif groaned.
"Think they'll be fine?" Luigi asked.
"Oh, they're just being dramatic." Daisy waved it off. "Anyway, for those who don't know me, hi, I'm Daisy! The kickass princess from Sarasaland from the Super Mario franchise! Yes, I did appear in the mainline games. Super Mario Land is where I debuted after all!"
"And I'm Luigi, from the same franchise."
"And today we'll-"
End BGM
BGM: Waluigi's Theme (Mario Strikers Charged)
"…We'll…" Daisy blinked as she looked up. "Huh?"
"LOOK OUT!" Waluigi landed between Daisy and Luigi. "Aw yeah! Were you expecting only these two to host this PSA? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!"
"Did you invite him?" Luigi whispered.
"I think he invited himself…" Daisy whispered back.
"Waaah! What is on the agenda today?" Waluigi asked, casually putting his arm on Luigi's head as an arm rest.
"Let's see, today's topic is..." Daisy looked through her notes. "Oh, right... this."
Waluigi took the notes from Daisy as he out up some reading glasses. "Let's see here... WHAAAAAT?!"
End BGM
BGM: Sudden Death (Mario Strikers Charged)
PSA: Fandom Obsessions
"Boy, am I familiar with this one." Waluigi grumbled. "I know a lot of people want me in Smash, but I don't condone sending death threats to Sakurai because I'm still an assist trophy! I may be rotten, but I don't send death threats to anyone."
"At least you have it easy." Daisy grumbled, folding her arms.
"Eh? What's wrong?" Waluigi asked.
"Why do you think we're here?" Luigi asked.
Waluigi turned to Daisy. "Eh? You? But everyone has those fans."
"Yeah, but I don't see this happening with Peach and Rosie! Everyone looooooves me, and while I appreciate the love and support, sometimes I feel it's too much!"
Pause BGM
Confessional - Ibuki
"Ibuki's making sure Rosie-chan doesn't go that far down the internet. Sure, she loves how some people are admiring her beauty... but there are some people who are a bit too obsessed with her..."
Confessional - Rosalina
"These pictures are wonderful. They really capture my beauty and-" She scrolled down further along. "Huh? Age restricted? I'm over a thousand years old, there's nothing to be restricted about!"
She clicked on one of the pictures, but a message popped up. "You have to be a trillion years old to view this."
Rosalina sweatdropped. "These age restrictions are so wild on the internet..."
Confessional - Palutena
Palutena innocently whistled. "It's amazing what you can do to the internet when she's not looking." She giggled mischievously.
End Confessional
End BGM
"It can't be that bad." Waluigi said.
Luigi handed him his phone. "Here."
"Fans are outraged that Daisy is not in the base roster of Mario Strikers: Battle League to the point where they will not buy it." Waluigi read. "Eh? Bunch of stinkin' crybabies... hey, that reminds me-"
"Every time I try to go to the stadium, I'm suddenly warped back to my castle. It's driving me nuts!"
"Alright, this time, I'm going in whether this stadium wants me or not!" Daisy said, running through the parking lot as she thrusted the pole into the pavement as she vaulted over to the stadium. "WAHOOOOOOOOO-"
She teleported back to her castle.
"Bwahahahaha! Great idea to keep her out of the game with your Anti Daisy magic!" Bowser laughed.
"I dunno, Your Cheatfulness, she's going to be awfully upset with you when she finds out you're behind this." Kamek warned.
"Pffft, it'll be worth it."
"I'll break into that stadium one way or another! I can feel it in my bones!" Daisy said optimistically.
"Not buying a game because a beloved character is not in the game? That's ridiculous!" Waluigi rolled his eyes. "That's like saying you'll never eat a salad again because they used the wrong lettuce!"
"That's not the worst part." Luigi said.
"Yeah, I have a few… stalkers…"
"Hmhmhmhmhm~" Daisy hummed as she walked through the streets of the Burabito Kingdom.
"Princess Daisy!" A commoner waved to her.
"Hiiii!" Daisy waved.
"You're so pretty, I love you!"
"Thank you, love you too!"
"PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES!"
"Oh no, that won't be necessar- WHA?!"
Daisy dove into a pool, swimming inside of it to her heart's content. She felt a presence near her as she turned her head to see a scuba diver with her, and he pulled out a sign. "Will you marry me, my love?"
"MMMPH?!" Daisy yelped, quickly going back up for air as she coughed out water violently.
"So was that a yes?"
"PISS OFF!" Daisy splashed the scuba diver and swam the other way.
"I didn't hear a no!"
Daisy kicked the soccer ball into the goal, sending it flying past Junior and the Kritter. "Wha?!" Junior yelped.
"Wahoo! Yes! Gooooal!" Daisy cheered.
"Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy!"
Daisy turned to the crowd and waved at them with a grin, as they held out signs that featured her face as she let out a giggle, but then they flipped the signs around. "AAAAACK!" Daisy yelled in horror.
"Princess Daisy… please… uh…" Junior tilted his head. "Please let us… uh… F-U-"
"AAAAH!" Bowser came running over and covered Junior's eyes.
"Oh!"
"HAVE YOU PEOPLE NO SHAME!" Bowser roared.
"Ooooh…" Daisy groaned.
"Aaaah… what a day…" Daisy said as she turned the faucet on and got into the bath. "Nothing like a good ol' bubble bath to soak after a hot day…"
She closed her eyes, unaware of her window opening up as a fan climbed over. Oh man, look at those curves! He thought as Daisy opened her eyes and saw the fan. "Shhhh!"
Daisy stared at him before her face went completely red. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed as she threw a shampoo bottle into his face.
"D'oh!" He yelped as he fell out of the window and few a few stories down. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
THUD!
"Worth it! Oooow…"
End BGM
Confessional - Rhea
"I completely understand where Daisy is coming from. I have… fans who admire me, but it's not myself that they admire. They mostly admire my… ahem… treasure trunk… I will never understand why they admire that so much."
Confessional - Pauline
"Ever since I made my grand return to Odyssey, I've been getting a lot of… "requests" that I receive on my front desk. It got worse when I starred in Tennis Aces and Super Rush. Wish I had that peace and quiet again…"
Confessional - Chiaki
"I've… seen a lot of love for me to the point of obsession after I came back. It's… cute that they admire me so much but I get a bit disturbed. Oh well… it's not like they treat me like some sort of goddess, right?" She let out a whimper. "Right…?"
Confessional - Aqua
Aqua rolled back and forth in a fetal position with a disturbed look in her eyes. "So many people… so many people wanted me to step on them after I've turned into Dark Aqua for the first time… WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?!"
End Confessional
"WHAT." Waluigi said. "Mama mia, you've been getting those kinds of people?!"
"Yup… now paparazzi, I can handle. Kick a guy in the crotch one time after invading my privacy and they leave you alone for the rest of your life. These assholes? They just won't leave me alone no matter what I do!"
Waluigi's eye twitched. "Those good for nothing… at least I'm not like that! Sure, I have a crush on you-"
"Never gonna happen." Luigi said as Waluigi shot him a glare.
"Rrrrgh… anyway, I may like you but I'm not this far down…" Waluigi grumbled.
"Exactly!" Daisy turned to the camera. "While it's completely healthy to love someone and admire them, especially when it comes to the lovely fanart… it's NOT okay to be completely obsessed with someone! Me being your best girl? I'm fine with. Me being your waifu or whatever you guys call it? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"I don't understand… I don't think I'm ready to share you with everyone…" Luigi shuddered.
"Well, at least they're not a hivemind." Waluigi said.
Daisy pulled out her phone. "Think again, buddy boy." She said, giving him her phone.
"We Are Daisy Wikia and We Are Daisy Lakitube channel?!" Waluigi yelled in shock. "These people need help…"
"That's what I said!" Luigi agreed.
"Green 'Stache and Purple 'Stache just agreed on something? Did the apocalypse come early?" Bowser asked off-screen.
"And if you think that's horrific… our Pokemon friends have it worse." Daisy said, taking her phone and called someone up. "Okay, you're up next." She said as right on cue, a Gardevoir teleported in along with a Lopunny and Lucario.
"Thanks." Lucario nodded at her.
BGM: Cynthia's Theme (Pokemon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl)
"Hello. I'm Lucario from the Pokemon series."
"Garde Gardevoir." (I'm Gardevoir.)
"Lo Lo Lopunny!" (And I'm Lopunny!)
"And… we have it worse." Lucario said. "Don't we?"
Gardevoir let out a groan. "Gardevoir… Gard Garde Gardevoir…" (Yes… I've unfortunately seen the internet.)
"Lopun… Pun Pun!" (Same… I hate it!)
"Indeed. You might be familiar with a certain… video that had made the rounds on the internet a few months ago. It pretty much made us Pokemon disturbed by some of their choices…"
"Gard Garde Gardevoir. Gard Voir Voir…" Tears rolled down her cheeks. (I thought they wanted us in Smash. Not the other kind…)
Lopunny angrily shook her fists. "LO LO PUN PUN PUNNY PUN!" (Who the Arceus do you think you are!)
Lucario folded his arms. "It wasn't just that… it's the fanart that got to us too. Yes, we look badass… yet some Pokemon received more attention."
Gardevoir folded her arms in annoyance, puffing her cheek a bit. "Gardevoir… Garde Garde." (Some people… we Gardevoir can be male too, ya know.)
"Lo Lo Punny Lo! Lo Lo Pun…" (Same with us Lopunny! You people make me sick…)
"Indeed. I, unfortunately, have been caught in the crossfire myself." Lucario folded his arms. "I don't want to talk about it… it's disturbing."
End BGM
Confessional - Cynthia
"I'm in the same boat as Aqua. Apparently some people want me to walk all over them. I don't understand it, so I just have Milotic blast them out with Scald. Masochism… I'll never understand it."
End Confessional
"So, now that we have that out of the way, allow us to give you some pointers." Luigi said. "As my girlfriend said-" He felt a soul piercing glare from Waluigi. "-It's perfectly healthy if you love us. We totally love your enthusiasm. However, may we suggest these steps?"
"Step number one: Take a chill pill and breathe. If you find yourself starting to get obsessed with us, just go outside, smell the roses and calm yourself down. There's no need to destroy your dignity over something like this." Daisy said.
"Step number two: Seek medical attention right away if you're off the wall obsessed with a character. At that point, it's not healthy. Do yourself a favor and seek therapy!" Waluigi said.
"Step number three: If these first two steps don't do you any good: Stay off the internet." Lucario said.
"Lo Lo: Lopunny Lo…" (Better yet: Go to a mental hospital…)
"Gardevoir Garde Gard." (Preferably with a straight jacket.)
Luigi sweatdropped. "Well, that escalated quickly."
"No kidding." Daisy shook her head. "Aaaanyway, I do appreciate the love but sometimes, it's too much even for a rowdy tomboy like me! Keep it down a few pegs and just… enjoy what you have. Don't get outraged because I'm not in the game. For all we know, I could be an unlockable or free DLC. I'll still find a way to get in… mark my words!"
"Yeah, let's all be civilized and not be a crazy hivemind. No one likes that." Luigi agreed.
"Yup! Anyway, I'm the kickass Princess Daisy!"
"I'm-a Luigi!"
"I'm-a Waluigi, number one!"
"Hey!" Luigi glared.
"And we're the Pokemon." Lucario chimed in.
"And we'll see you all then!" Daisy said as the ground started to vibrate. "Uh… guys? Why is the ground shaking?"
"Uh… guys?" Waluigi pointed to the right as they would see a stampede of Daisy fans charging ahead.
"DAAAAAAAIIIISSSSSYYYYY!"
"OH SHIT!" Daisy yelled. "Bolt! Bolt!" She exclaimed as they all took off running.
"W-wait! What about me?! Wait for me!" The Lakitu cameraman exclaimed as he turned around. "NO NO WAIT! STOP! STOP! HEEEEEEEEL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by
"Alright, today's the day. I'm gonna write a Strikers and write an awesome final battle with Nemesis and- Oh, what's this? Free DLC announced for Strikers Battle League? I'll just send this to Discord real quick." *They start talking about Daisy*
Flash: Daisy is gonna make her grand entrance by landing on one of those cringey Daisy fans. Seriously, these Daisy supporters make me want to die of cringe.
Cody: Yeah, the Daisy wiki supports that.
Log: ...I'm sorry, a Daisy wiki exclusively for Daisy? Holy crap.
Me: What? You're kidding me... actually, this reminds me of this YouTube channel I've seen a few years ago. I forget the name of the channel, but they sounded the alarm when Daisy was confirmed for Ultimate.
Cody: *sends the link titled We Are Daisy Wikia*
Me: That's the name of the YouTube Channel! *clicks on the link to see what it's all about* Oh... oh no... *five seconds later* SOUND THE ALARM! WE'RE MAKING AN EMERGENCY PSA OVER THESE TYPES OF FANS! CODE ORANGE! CODE! ORANGE!
*now in the present*
Ibuki: That went well!
No kidding... glad I'm not one of those crazy Daisy fans...