AIZAWA DONATES TO 1-B
CHAPTER 8
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$10 TIER: MehReal
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AN: WARNING, THE DATA I USED FOR THE MONEY IN THIS CHAPTER I ADMIT IS MOST LIKELY OUT OF DATE BUT I CHOSE TO GO WITH THE FIRST YEAR THAT POPPED UP WHEN I LOOKED UP AVARAGE SALARIES IN JAPAN WHICH WAS 2021. ALSO I KNOW THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WITH THE WHOLE CROSSING BIT AGAIN. BUT IF USED IN CORRECT SITUATIONS IT CAN BE A GREAT COMEDIC GAG, SO TRY NOT TO LET IT BLIND YOU FROM THE REST OF THE STORY.
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IZUKU MIDORIYA POV
Surrounded by enemies I stood shoulder to shoulder with Tetsu and Kendo as we were at the forefront of the pack with my only friend who transferred from 1-A to 1-B with me at my back. Even so I saw no reason to worry for once in my life as I had my classmates, my friends by my side. Giving a subtle nod to Tetsu and Kendo after locking eyes with each of them by means of a sideways glance getting nods and smiles from both of them. "All right everyone… let show them that we are heroes, NOT THEIR PREY!" I told everyone as we ran into the fight before us in groups.
UA HERO COURSE FEMALE LOCKER ROOM
THIRD PERSON POV
When Kendo and Midoriya got to the locker room she turned away after giving him the bag to put the soiled clothes in to be washed afterwards for tomorrow. Putting the clothes in the bag he carefully turned the corner of the wall separating the showers from the rest of the room to place the bag down.
Setting down the shampoo and conditioner Kendo gave him to get the awful smell of machine lubricant out of his hair he turned the water on causing steam to fill the area. Standing just outside the range of the falling water to feel it with his fingertips, he pulled his hand back as it was a little too hot. Turning on the cold-water handle he waited a moment to test the water again to see if it was the right temperature. "Not too hot but not too cold either, perfect." Izuku said to himself softly as he got under the water to begin rinsing off some of the lubricant.
The hundreds, thousands, no millions of tiny water droplets rolled down his body going down the delicate skin of his back, reaching his firm but soft derriere before falling off. His small frame hiding under the baggy gym clothes his naturally delicate looking figure that had become toned and not muscular but still strong since he began his training for UA. Arms befitting that of a greek goddess gathered some shampoo and then he began running his hands through his hair lathering it creating bubbles. The faintest scent of wild berries filling his nose as he began humming a tune he heard from somewhere he could not recall. His legs were the one part without any eye-catching scar, so smooth and pure looking they would draw your eyes in upon seeing them. Bending them ever so slight so he could lean his head forward like a noble lady about to do a curtsey upon greeting someone. This was to wash out the shampoo he had taken care to scrub deeply into his hair before moving onto the conditioner that had a woodsy smell creating the illusion of picking wild berries in the forest.
Sitting on the bench in her failure to look away she could only continue to stare at Izuku or rather his silhouette from the light steam covering his body in the showers. Originally, she had intended to look at the wall facing away from the showers in order to give him proper privacy. However, what she did not realize was that there was a mirror in front of her showing her the silhouette of Izuku from the mirror. Now it would be simple enough to just ignore the mirror and close her eyes to stop staring at him while he showered. But the moment she saw the silhouette she gulped loudly though not loud enough for Izuku to hear over the shower as she was too drawn in to look away. 'Oh god why did I have to have shampoo and conditioner with those two scents with me at school!?' Kendo chided herself as she asker herself what she was thinking. Now all she could see was Izuku walking through the woods picking berries, the mental image was so adorable she felt like her head was going to burst into flames from how excited it made her.
Izuku had turned off the shower draping a towel around his shoulders covering his whole body as he did not want to take the chance of her seeing most of his scars if any. His green hair that was now heavy due to all of the water in it, had covered the sides of his face going to just below his shoulders just stopping from covering his freckles showing how long his hair really was. If anyone saw this face, they would no doubt think he is a girl, and if Kendo would ever to be asked about this, a hot girl at that. Proof of that was how as soon as she saw his face in the mirror she covered her eyes with one hand while the other held out her spare underwear and socks to him.
"T-take this!" Kendo said in a bit of a panic too focused on Izuku looks to remember why she felt so awkward about helping him with this.
Izuku could only nod back in response to this act as he was simply overcome with embarrassment that he, as a guy had to borrow a girls underwear and a classmate at that. Getting dressed quickly he just barely managed to put on the socks he got from Kendo nearly completing the school uniform. All he had left to do was to button up the uniform jacket and after Kendo pointed it out, redo the white dress shirt underneath as he forgot to tuck it in when doing the skirt. That was when someone came barging in practically buzzing with energy. It was a girl who anyone who attended UA would be able to recognize, or rather should recognize in Izuku opinion. It was Nejire Hado in all her overly curious, periwinkle colored wonder who had decided to hug Izuku from behind pressing her chest into his back.
"YOU TWO MUST BE FIRST YEARS, AND YOUR SO CUTE! ESPECIALLY THE GREEN BEAN HERE!" Nejire said as she nuzzled Izuku cheek affectionately thinking he was a female student. Then she suddenly stopped, letting go and turning him around she began patting his chest making Izuku and Kendo worry she had found out he was a guy. "You… WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING A BRA!" She exclaimed relieving them that she might not have piece together the truth. They felt relief not because of having to explain the ridiculous circumstances that led to this, but possibly dealing with an angry third year who might beat up Izuku thinking he was a pervert. "I have a spare sports bra in my locker you can borrow for going home, it will be a bit big on you but a girl should never go around not wearing a bra. If a pervert grabbed you and found out it could be some really bad news." Nejire said pulling up Izuku shirt and jacket removing them in one swift motion not realizing she was basically the one being a pervert right now by undressing a random guy.
The moment she turned around to open her locker Kendo grabbed a stunned and paled face shaking Izuku by the hand grabbing his clothes along with their school bags using her other hand. Running out of their screaming an apology she scared Kamakiri and Rin who were waiting a little bit away from the door for them to come out. Confused they chased after her in silence accidently hitting Nejire in the face and knocking her out with the door as she had partially opened it when they ran by about to give chase to the two first years herself. When they got a good distance away Izuku fell to the ground trying to cover himself up as he pressed his back against the wall looking like he was about to cry.
"Hey Midoriya, why are you-" Kamakiri was about to ask when Izuku cut him off as he tried to place a hand on their shoulder.
"DON'T LOOK AT THEM! TURN AROUND!" Izuku shouted at them confusing all three before they noticed the hand shaped scar on his shoulder and turned around for him. Finally getting fully dressed he turned wiped his tears that were lingering on the edge of his eyes. "S-Sorry everyone… I just don't like people seeing me get dressed for…" Izuku struggled to explain his reaction to them freezing up a bit as Kendo put a hand on one of his hands as he was hugging his elbows together.
"It's ok Midoriya, when your ready we will all be here to listen and by all I mean everyone in class 1-B." Kendo said smiling as she decided to not fight the urge to protect him.
"… You really are like a big sister, I see what Shiozaki meant now." Izuku said smiling as he let his arms fall to his sides, before hugging her. Kendo had gone completely red in the face as she was not expecting this, the snickering of the other two guys behind her only made her embarrassment worse. With this Izuku had just finished getting dressed once Kendo turned back around of course. Hearing two people from down the hallway, one of them asking the other where they thought their friend went saying she was taking too long to get changed.
Rin and Kamakiri despite not getting an explanation as to why Izuku and Kendo were running out of the locker room with Izuku half naked picked up quickly the reason involved this friend of these people. Not wasting time by explaining there Kendo spoke up. "We will explain on the way to the train station, for now we need to get out of the school!" Kendo told them that as all four ran for it, just avoiding contact with Mirio Togata and Tamaki Amajiki.
MUSTAFU TRAIN STATION
THIRD PERSON POV
Like the majority of UA students three of them did not live in Mustafu so all except for Izuku commuted by express train to school and naturally back home. After the earlier incident and how it was still earlier than when they thought they were leaving school that day they figured they had to time to see what Izuku home was like. "You guys really don't have to walk home with me you know." Izuku told them but after earlier they had shot him down. Even though all they came across was eight muggings, three drug deals being broken up, and one convenience store hostage situation they had still insisted on coming with him. Izuku thought they were being a little too overprotective but to all of them the sudden spike in crime rate tonight made them worry as Izuku seemed like a magnet for problems. When he told them this amount of crime was normal though they told him how wrong he was and that he apparently needed to reassess his definition of normal.
"You two better keep a close eye on your classmates there, pretty girls like them always end up getting taken hostage by a villain over boys like you two." the old man working the ticket/pay counter where you enter said making Izuku realize he was referring to him as one of the girls.
"Do I really look that much like a girl?" Izuku asked them depressingly as they rode the train to where he lived.
Kamakiri was the first to answer despite the awkward atmosphere as he was never one for waiting for someone else to finally break the silence. "Well to be fair you have a fairly androgynous look, so when you wear clothes that people think only one gender can wear…" He trailed off as there was really nothing else to say on the matter except saying a sympathetic sorry. But he knew Izuku was not weak enough to need him to add that after seeing how well he took to being in danger along the way to the station. As two of those muggings were when he tried to buy them sodas from vending machines twice along the way, speaking of paying…
"Oh yeah there was something I wanted to ask you Midoriya, its about your family so if you don't want to answer you don't have to. But what exactly does your dad do for a living, based off of the bundle of cash in your wallet you pulled out that you said was your allowance it looks like your family is well off." Rin said hoping he was not overstepping his boundaries with his new classmate who was clearly not use to being close to others outside their own family.
Izuku just laughed this off as he did not think it was weird to ask a classmate questions like what their parents did for a living. "No need to worry, my dad runs his own business in America but lives in New York. He has gotten busy recently in the last five years so he hasn't had a chance to come home much but we do call him once a week. After taxes and other business expenses his salary he takes home is around one million a year, so we don't really need to worry about living… expenses… hey why are you all staring at me like that?" Izuku asked them as to wonder why they were staring him mouths agape.
What Izuku did not realize was that the reason they were in shock was that even if they assumed his father split his salary evenly in half that was still a lot. To be more specific once converted from American dollars to Japanese yen even half of his total yearly salary was nearly fifteen times average here in Japan. In their eyes to say he qualified as a rich kid was an understatement, which made it even more odd as to how he could be so humble with all of them.
"Midoriya… never tell anyone else what you just told us, trust me it will only be bad news for you." Kendo told him recovering from her shock first to makes sure Izuku never told this to the wrong person.
"Okay… but why?" Izuku asked her confused about what was so odd about his father being a successful businessman in America.
"Just trust me on this, ok Midoriya?" Kendo told him now understanding why they say ignorance is bliss.
MIDORYA APARTMENT
THIRD PERSON POV
Kendo, Rin, and Kamakiri were surprised to see Izuku and his mother lived in such an average looking apartment, half expecting him to be living in a more upscale place with a doorman. Instead, it was a regular apartment with an old elevator in their opinions needed a light cleaning if it was to be used every day.
"Hey Midoriya, why live here of all places?" Rin asked him as they exited the elevator.
"Well, my dad says it is better to live modestly so that way no one bothers you. In fact, he always tells my mom how silly she is when she says she wishes she wasn't so plain looking." Izuku told them, making it clear to them his dad does not like attention.
'Odd for someone as successful as him but hey it is not like he is hurting anyone by living this way, right?' they all more or less collectively thought back in response.
As soon as they opened the door Izuku was swept into a hug by a short, plump, and over all homely looking women who resembled Izuku a bit… well in terms of color. Most of his facial features they assumed he got from his dad rather than his mother. "Oh, you must be his classmates come on in… Izuku why are you wearing the female uniform… again?" Inko Midoriya greeted her son and his classmates before pausing to look him over then inquire about the uniform.
"It is… kind of a long story, can we go in so I can change back into my underwear and return Kendo her pair?" Izuku asked her awkwardly making Inko have even more questions than before.
"Ok… you two go to your room while I make some tea for everyone before calling taxies for them." Inko told her son in a mixture of confusion and stone-cold shock at this revelation. The others tried to turn down her offer of a taxi but she insisted that it was the least she could, also it was just dangerous in general to let them all walk home as it was now dark out. With that a few minutes passed when Izuku and Kendo returned with Izuku wearing track pants and a shirt that had the english word for shirt on it. "So, tell me what happened that made Izuku wear the female uniform and why both him and you Kamakiri smell like you just took showers?" She asked them after they all introduced themselves.
"Well, you see Midnight sensei basically squirted lubricant all over the two of us, so we needed to-" Kamakiri began cutting right to it hoping to make it quick, not realizing how bad it sounded out of context before getting cut off.
"WHAT!" Inko exclaimed shocking them all as she ran over to the next room to grab an anatomical doll she got recently for when she decided to ask Izuku… certain questions. "I want you two boys to tell me where she touched you on this doll." She said scaring them all as they realized what she was thinking.
"HOLD ON MRS. MIDORIYA AND LISTEN TO THE WHOLE STORY FIRST!" Kendo lightly shouted in a panic waving her hands around.
With that Inko let Kendo explain the whole thing from start to finish, making it clearer to the mother what actually had happened. As well as what occurred on the way here. "I see, Kamakiri dear I can tell you are not the kind of person to mince words and likes to fight. But in the future please be more careful as you explain things to people." She told him shaking her head lightly. Seeing how exhausted they looked when explain the villain run ins, she decided to send Izuku away. "Oh, Izuku my phone died earlier can you grab the house from my room, I left it somewhere on my bed earlier." Inko asked him as he went to grab it for her.
"But it is right there behind the cookie jar, you were floating it with your quirk?" Kendo asked her confused as to why she sent her son away like that.
"I know but if Izuku was here it would take twice as long to try and attempt to explain why he and his father encounter villains at such an odd rate." Inko told them seemingly shocking the three students. The mother could not help but giggle at this. "Oh yes, Izuku father was just as much of a magnet for danger as he is despite the fact, he dislikes attention. It reached a point where they both do not realize how odd it is for either of them to encounter villains at such a rate like they do. The way his father waves it off as just a 'normal day' was quite funny to hear the first time but trust me you will get used to it." She told them as they began talking for a few more minutes without Izuku. Taking her warnings about going to conveyer belt restaurants to heart as she told them a story. It was about how her husband just continued to eat food from the converter belt despite a hero and villains wrestling on top of it sending food flying everywhere. Apparently, his father was also in the habit of constantly analyzing the quirks he saw around him and taking notes on heroes.
"Hey mom I can't- OH THERE IT IS!" Izuku had finally come back in about to tell his mother he could not find the house phone before he saw it behind the cookie jar, bringing the stories to an end.