Ibuki: Disclaimer! The author does not own any of the material appearing in the story. The OC's belong to their respective owners!
BGM: Scamper Shores (Bowser's Fury)
"Da, da, da da da, bum bum bum bum bum~" Futaba hummed as she was writing up code on her computer out of boredom.
An idea came to her as she giggled. "I wonder~!" She giggled as she went on the search engine and hummed to herself.
"Super RWBY… Sisters… hehehe~ probably not gonna be much but for the hell of it~!" She snickered as she started scrolling.
"TV Tropes, the actual stories, a Male Reader X RWBY X Nintendo fic that was inspired by Nan's SRS work on Wattpad… yeah, just as I thought. Just completely boring."
She went back to work while nodding her head to the beat of the song.
*Record Scratch*
"WAIT, WHAT?!"
BGM: Mt. Bristle (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky)
"No no no no, that can't be right…"
She quickly typed it back up and saw the link in question. She quickly clicked on the link and read what the blurb had said. "This story was inspired by something that I read by Nan the Keyblade Master… it gave me some cool ideas to use… feel like I want to make my own version due to the arcs using in… your Shounen Hero series…?"
Futaba blinked as she scrolled down the list. "Wow, that's a lot of harem pages… okay, how far does this rabbit hole go?"
She clicked on the first harem page out of curiosity. "Okay, standard RWBY gals… okay, Peach, Daisy, Rosie…"
Her eyes slowly widened as she got through each page. "What-... WHAT?! WHY IS MISTY THERE?! DAWN?! FLANNERY?!" She yelled as she kept scrolling. "Gloria, Marnie, Nemona, Iono… really, Iono? You could do so much better than that gremlin. Like, seriously, you've got… okay, Pyra and Mythra aren't surpris-... HOW MANY DAMN BLADES DO YOU HAVE LISTED ON HERE?!"
She kept scrolling, and the more she scrolled, the more horrified she got.
"Ch-Chie… Yukiko… Ma-Makoto… Ann… ME?! WHY ME?! I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! And of course you have Mai Shiranui in here, why the hell wouldn't you! Oh god… oh god oh god oh god…"
She immediately activated her Maiden powers. "I GOTTA TELL NAN THIS!" She screamed as she took off flying.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
Nan typed on his keyboard with a smile on his face. "And so, Dry Bowser and Co go into the Warp Pipe and-"
SLAM!
"Ack!" Nan yelped as Ibuki looked up from her guitar while Deadpool looked up from a Marvel comic he was reading.
"Oh hey Futaba-chan, what's with the weird look on her face?" Ibuki asked.
"Nan… go on your search engine and type in Super RWBY Sisters NOW."
"Okay okay, chill…" Nan sweatdropped as he typed it up. "Let's see here… oh, someone got inspired to make an SRS version of their story? That's coo-... wait, why is it a Harem?"
"Just keep going down the rabbit hole…"
"Oh… oh no… oh nooooo… Oh-... wait, really? Salem? This dude's got a weird fetish if he's doing a harem with Salem."
"Just keep reading!"
"Ibuki should feel insulted that none of the Danganronpa peeps are in this list buuuuut… she's also thankful." Ibuki nodded.
"Really? Metroid's on this list and you didn't include Samus? Huh… must've skimmed over-"
Smoke came out of Nan's ears, swirly eyes appeared on his head.
"What the heeeeeell… make it stoooop…"
BGM: The Art of War (Team Fortress 2)
"Okay!" Ibuki stood up. "Wade-chan, you and Futaba-chan'll get Nan-chan out of here to clear his mind. Ibuki's gonna make a phone call."
"You got it!" Futaba saluted, taking Nan's hand. "Come on, let's go clear your head!"
"So… many… women… why does he have to drag Makoto into this…"
"Come on, bud. Let's go!" Deadpool pushed him out, leaving Ibuki by herself as she immediately dug out her phone.
"Hey Nyx-chan, this is Ibuki. Listen, this is a bit of a weird situation, but uh, could you possibly call up Team MAJC for this? Ibuki thinks they can handle something like this."
"Uh… what's the occasion?"
One quick explanation later…
"OH GROSS. Okay. I'll call them up."
"Sweet. She'll be in Mushroom Park to meet up with them!" She said as she hung up. "Now, to get Lakitu-chan with us…" She quickly took off running… only to come back and closed the top of the laptop. "There we go!"
She took off running again.
End BGM
Meanwhile, at MAJC's House…
"Hello?" Anthony answered the phone. "Oh hey Nyx, what's up? Huh? What do you mean this is weird to ask? What's going on?"
SLAM!
They turned to see Ibuki having invited herself in with the Lakitu cameraman behind her.
"...Call you back, Nyx." He hung up.
"Wahh!" Mona fell out of her chair as she, Camrin, Jennifer, and Zoey were all trying their hand at a mahjong game set that the maid found at the flea market the other day.
"What the heck is that noise?" Chloe rubbed her head with a sleep mask resting on her forehead.
"Sorry about intruding, but Ibuki was wanting to do this at Mushroom Park but she got a bit too antsy on waiting, not to mention she didn't want to scare the kids."
"What's the occasion?" Camrin asked.
"And why did you kidnap me?" Lakitu asked.
"Because some whackadoodle decided to make a Harem version of Super RWBY Sisters!" Ibuki said.
"HUH?!" Lakitu yelled.
"Show us." Anthony said as Ibuki showed them the page in question. They were both left with disgust and confusion.
"Who the hell is KOS-MOS?" Mona wondered.
Anthony looked at Ibuki. "Give us five minutes."
"Excellent!" Ibuki turned to the Lakitu. "You ready?"
"I got the camera rolling. Let's do this!"
"Perfect!"
Five minutes later…
"You sure this plan will work, Zoe?" Anthony then wondered. "It almost sounds like we're enabling this guy."
"Not exactly, Master Anthony," The maid responded, respectfully shaking her head. "Think about it this way. Boys like that don't think about all the consequences of setting these up. They only crave the short-term satisfaction. If we were to show how much work and how unappealing it'd really be in practice..."
"Then they wouldn't want a harem in the first place," Camrin concluded. "That's actually really smart."
"Oh yeah, one more thing, where the heck is your mom?" Jennifer inquired.
Both siblings exchanged glances. "Well..."
With Cordelia…
"Say it! Admit defeat! Admit that your plan fell apart the moment you bragged about letting chaos ensue in Remnant!"
"Never!"
"Oh you little…!" Cordelia growled, pulling Eggman's leg even harder while she was sitting on his back.
"YOOOOWCH!"
"ADMIT IT, YOU SCRAMBLED BASTARD!"
Back with them…
"Long story." The siblings said, causing Jennifer to sweatdrop.
"Somehow, I don't even want to know…"
"My employer makes Mistress Mona look tame on her bad days," Zoey clarified. "Especially if her children are in danger. Just like me..."
"Alright, we ready to start?" Anthony asked.
They all nodded as they walked out into the living room.
"-From the Danganronpa series and today you're gonna be in for… well, Ibuki wouldn't call it a treat but-"
Her ears twitched as she turned her head to see Team MAJC. "Oh good, you guys are done. Take it away~!"
Anthony nodded as Ibuki stepped back. "Hi, we're Team MAJC and today we're going to be talking about the dangers of Harems."
BGM: Agh! Won goph in mah mouph! Blech! Ptooey! (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
PSA: …We're Really Doing This? Okay. Harems.
"Okay, anyone want to start it off first, be my guest." Jen said.
"I'll start it off." Zoey spoke up and then cleared her throat. "Ahem, so, harems, you want to indulge in some power fantasy with a lot of women. Not sure why you would want to have that but let's say you talked yourself into one. First of all, you gotta be clear of crazy ladies. Mmm… Miss Ibuki, what do you call them?"
"Yanderes!"
"Right. Stay away from them."
Rule Number One: Stay AWAY from Yanderes
"Imagine, if you will, you decided to have a Yandere in your harem. If you were brave enough to date one and have them as a wife, then congratulations, you got yourself a keeper-"
Confessional - Whitley
"Is that what we're calling Aria? Because I'm totally okay with that. Girl's way too far gone… that and I don't consider myself a playboy."
Confessional - Willow
"Believe it or not, Jacques considered the idea of having multiple wives in case one didn't satisify him. A smack across his face courtesy of me changed his mind. Hmhmhm, that slap never felt so good~!"
End Confessional
"This yandere will love you forever and will do anything to make sure you're happy. However, if you decide to throw a harem into the party, you're giving her a lot of potential love rivals. You might end up one day waking up and seeing a pool of blood with your harem killed and their bodies disposed of. And heaven help you if she takes it way too far and thinks you don't love her anymore. She might just end up killing you for it."
Kyoko walked into the crime scene in question. "What happened here?"
"Lover's dispute gone wrong."
"How'd it go?"
"Well, the second mistake was that the victim decided to have a harem."
"What was the first?"
"His wife was a yandere. She killed him in the process too."
Kyoko groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose and muttering a "bruh" under her breath. "One of those cases…"
"Anyway, that's just talking point number one. You'll be lucky if you didn't end up dead by your yandere's jealous rage. Anyone else?" Zoey asked.
"I'll do it next." Anthony cleared his throat. "If you want to have a harem, do some research."
Rule #2: Research!
"Do you have any desires that you want fulfilled? Look up the girls you want to have in question. Their personality, their traits, their desires, their baggage, their body figure, all the above. Do your homework! Of course, given how some folk are too blind in their lust, they'll add just about anyone in their harem."
"SHE SAID SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH." A man cried.
"She has the body of a kid though. Tell it to the judge!" The cop said as he opened up the door, as the man would see a small dragon girl patting the seat.
"Who's the kid?"
"Get in there!"
Nearby, Carmen scratched her head and looked at Chiaki. "Soooo, why did you want me to summon… what was her name, Kanna?"
"It makes sense if you're on the internet all the time."
Carmen sweatdropped. "I see…"
"You might just end up adding a kid in your harem even though they look "old enough". Seriously. If homework is a deal breaker then go ahead and do your harem as you please. Just don't be surprised if you end up in jail."
"My turn~!" Mona grinned. "Make sure the ladies get along!"
Rule #3: Make Love, Not War
"Seriously, if you want a harem, just please, for the love of Oum, just make sure there's no bad blood between them. Make sure they don't clash either. Make sure they respect one another and they're on good terms. Do you really want a war on your bed or do you want to share the meat? You could end up just like that yandere situation."
Mona shook her head. "The best course of action is to make sure they get along and they won't tear each other apart in bed. Make sure they're all friends before you make any long term decisions. Seriously…"
Mona pulled out two puppets. "Seriously, do you want to have a harem with a Xenomorph and Mythra? Because chances are, they'd be tearing at each other's throats for a piece of the action. When in reality, you ought to have someone like… ah… anything but that."
"That's gonna be in my nightmares…" Lakitu mumbled to himself.
"Anyone else~?" Mona grinned innocently.
"I'll take a stab at it." Jen said and then cleared her throat. "Adding on to rule three, make sure they love YOU as well."
Rule #4: Be The Nice Guy
"What I mean by that is basically: Have them like you. Don't be such a dick. Get them to know you and make yourself vulnerable, show your true self! Be friends with them. Emphasis on FRIENDS. Yeah, I said friends, not romantic relationship. You can't just walk up to a lady and kiss her before becoming friends with them. That's just asking to get yourself arrested and/or possibly kicked in the balls."
Jen frowned. "If you can't spend the time and energy forming a relationship before having yourself a harem, then… honestly, it's not for you at all. Forming a relationship before getting to know them is a horrible idea… and if you even ask me to be part of your harem, so help me, I WILL put a dust bullet between your eyes. And I don't miss."
Jen cleared her throat. "Camrin, your turn."
"My turn?! Uh… okay!"
Camrin looked at the camera. "Please, for the love of all that is good, balance out your time with the girls!"
Rule #5: Sharing Is Caring? Who Would've Thought!
"Seriously, balance it out. Spend an equal amount of time with each girl in your harem. Otherwise the girls are going to feel left out because you have favorites. They're going to feel hurt and may possibly dump you. Make sure they get plenty of time for each individual. Otherwise, you're gonna end up lonely and you're gonna have only one girl by your side. And may Oum have mercy on your soul of you have a favorite and one of them is a yandere."
Kyoko walked into another scene, seeing a massive pool of blood on a bed. "...Harem?"
"Yes."
"What happened?"
"Someone played favorites."
"Let me guess, the favorite wasn't a yandere?"
"Nope."
Kyoko's eye slowly twitched. "This is gonna be a long day…"
Confessional - Aoi
"Aaaand this is why I don't get into harem animes. It's always the same plot and it's just so… NO. I don't know how people get into them but everyone's got to have one fetish…"
End Confessional
"Seriously… do you want a harem or not? I'll never understand poly relationships..." Camrin shook his head.
"None of this..."
The camera would focus on Chloe.
"None of this even gets to the real problem. Even if you went through all these hoops to make your harem, is it really worth it? It's not really *my* place to judge, but it is my place to offer up a warning for all those horndogs that want their harems. If you do the nasty with multiple partners in a certain frame of time which is like...four, six months? Something like that? Increases your chances of getting a pretty unpleasant infection. Then ask yourself - is it really worth going through all these hoops to set up a harem for whatever wish fulfillment fantasy you have? If the answer is no, then keep it in your pants. Wishing for a harem will send a message for women who are not interested in a polyamorous relationship about your priorities. Odds are you'll end up chasing them away."
"So, to close out!" Ibuki spoke up. "If you want a harem, great. Just follow all these steps. If you don't, well… that's on you. But the most important thing here is that: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, JUST ASK NAN IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A SPIN ON HIS SERIES! It's not that hard, people! Sheesh…"
Ibuki cleared her throat. "Anyway, see y'all later!"
"Bye!" MAJC waved as the camera turned off.
"Aaaand that's a wrap!" Lakitu smiled.
"Great. I'll go see how Nan-chan's holding up! Later~!" She took off running, hopping on her hover board and flew off.
Anthony chuckled and then texted Nyx.
"You owe us." Followed by a winking emoji.
"Let me guess, barged into your home?"
"Yes."
"LOL! That's so like her…"
I'm... I'm absolutely floored. All I did was just Google Super RWBY Sisters out of boredom and what did I find in the fifth entry? A link to Wattpad and it's a guy who deliberately titled it: "Super RWBY Sisters (Male Reader X RWBY X Nintendo!) and says he got inspired by my fics. Now, normally, I'm honored to inspire someone, but I saw that and went "Huh? Uh... okay... how far does this rabbit hole go- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIRTEEN PAGES OF HAREM?!" I didn't bother reading it after the thirteenth page... I tried to, but I think my mind exploded after going through a long list of gals that I just couldn't bother.
Like, seriously, okay, I'm fine if someone wants to make a Super RWBY Sisters-like story. You just gotta ask me first! More than likely, I'd be okay with it as long as it's not out there like, say... a harem fic like this dude did. Though, apparently, he had the decency not to include the RWBY OCs... like, holy cow, at least you had SOME restraint! And before you ask if I'm okay with this, no, I am NOT.
Oh, and you also had the audacity to go on Megan Romero's Deviantart page and STOLE her work to make it your precious thumbnail. How despicable can you be?
Deadpool: Apparently a lot!
Futaba: Some people are like that...
Sigh... people. *chowing down on an ice cream bar*
Ibuki: She's baaaack~! Is he okay?
Futaba: He just got done ranting.
Ibuki: Ah, okay! Oh! Shout out to Flash-chan for helping out with this!