Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Perry the Platypus and Rufus will try to thwart Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil plan. But guess what? He's going to be working with Dr. Drakken!
I'm afraid this mission is going to be more complicated than what was anticipated.
Chapter 2: Secret Agent R
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was very excited. Today was the day that he was going to use a giant satellite to brainwash Middleton to do his bidding.
Of course, inevitably Perry the Platypus was going to hop into his lair and try to stop him from succeeding in plans of world domination.
Incidentally, his plans to take over the Tri-State Area typically ended the same way. After Perry the Platypus broke into his lair, he would set a trap for Perry and he would fall into it.
He would then explain his plans to Perry and narrate one of the events in his life to explain what he was doing…he would then escape and thwart his crazy plans and then the day would be saved.
However, things were going to be a bit different this time.
Why you may ask? Well, this time he was receiving some outside help.
At that very moment, he began to hear knocking on his door.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz sighed. Apparently, it was Perry the Platypus once more.
Shrugging, he decided to answer the door. Believe it or not, he liked to be polite to his nemesis every now and then…even if some of the traps he designed were potentially lethal to platypuses…or platypi…for some strange reason, there was no official plural term for the platypus.
It was something that actually confused Perry the Platypus quite a bit.
However, much to his surprise, it did not happen to be Perry.
Instead, it was Dr. Drakken, another mad scientist who was interested in being evil.
"Huh? You're not Perry the Platypus!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Drakken raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you?" asked the mad doctor.
"I'm Dr. Drakken…I heard that you were planning to take over Middleton, were you not?" inquired the blue-skinned man.
"As a matter of fact, yes I am! Of course, I wanted to take over the Tri-State Area…but there were so many benefits to moving to Middleton that i just couldn't resist! This city is just ripe with opportunities to do evil!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I'll say!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
At this very moment, Dr. Drakken's partner Shego decided to pay the former resident of Danville a visit.
"So…this is the man you wanted to work with?" inquired Shego.
"Yes." nodded Dr. Drakken.
"Is this your girlfriend?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz curiously.
Dr. Drakken and Shego both began to blush.
"No…she is not." answered the blue-skinned scientist.
"Really? I heard that you two did everything together…" acknowledged Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Well, that's true…" answered Shego. When was the last time she had done something without Dr. Drakken?
Personally she wondered if she should try to be her own villain like her future self had suggested.
Then again, she happened to be a bit of a…slacker.
"What's this about working together?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Well, I figured since there was another mad scientist in Middleton…we could work together to conquer the world…or something like that." explained Dr. Drakken.
"I'm only interested in Middleton…but it sounds like an evil plan!" exclaimed the fellow evildoer.
Immediately, they both began to laugh evilly.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz beckoned Dr. Drakken and Shego to the invention he was working on.
"Let me guess…you're going to use that satellite to brainwash people to do whatever you want…right?" inquired Shego.
"Yes, I am. Why do you ask?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz curiously.
"Thought so…" answered the green-skinned villainess.
"You remind me of my daughter Vanessa…" noted the nemesis of a certain platypus.
"Do I now?" inquired Shego.
"Maybe I should introduce you to her…" acknowledged Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Wouldn't that be an interesting experience…" noted the green-skinned villainess.
Personally, she was wondering if Dr. Drakken aligning himself with another mad scientist was going to work out for them.
Then again, they had allied themselves with several other villains in the past…with the exception of Professor Dementor. Shego wondered if Dr. Drakken considered him to be his other archnemesis.
Speaking of which, she wondered what he was doing now.
At Professor Dementor's evil lair…
As it turned out, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Dr. Drakken were not the only ones plotting something evil. Dr. Drakken's archrival was up to no good as well. Professor Dementor intended to take over the world.
However, unlike Dr. Drakken and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he wasn't actually doing anything that was particularly evil at the moment. He had just hired a number two henchmen that would help him rule the world and was waiting for them to arrive.
Why, may you ask? Well, he was starting to feel a bit lonely. All he had for company were a bunch of muscular henchmen that hardly even talked. He could not tell them apart for the life of him.
Granted, they were a rather valuable asset to him…but he wanted something different. Someone that could help him defeat Kim Possible.
For now, he decided to explain what he was doing to his loyal followers.
"Greetings, my loyal minions! Today is ze day zat I'm finally going to get a second-in-command! Now I'll finally have someone to command my forces! I can hardly vait!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
Immediately, his henchmen began to clap and cheer.
Sure enough, one of said henchmen provided the others a picture of what he expected his number two to look like.
On that picture was a rather scary-looking man with huge, bulging muscles. He had a beard on his face and was dressed in black leather. He had a scowl on his face and did not look friendly at all.
In fact, he somewhat resembled Motor Ed, Dr. Drakken's cousin…who unlike him chose not to keep his evil a secret from his family and friends.
At that very moment, his doorbell began to ring.
"I am so excited! Soon I shall rule ze world! And Dr. Drakken will be on his knees!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
Both of these things were something he very much looked forward to.
Immediately, he went to open the door, grinning widely in anticipation.
Reaching the door, he opened it as fast as he could, nearly tearing it off its hinges in the process.
However, his wide smile turned into a look of surprise.
As it turned out, his new number two was not who he was expecting.
"Hello!" exclaimed Professor Dementor's new henchman…
…or should we say henchwoman.
As it turned out, rather than a burly, scary man that would certainly terrify young children, standing before him was a young woman wearing a yellow and white catsuit, with a yellow glove on her right hand and a white glove on her left hand. The right side of her catsuit was white and the left side of her catsuit was yellow, oddly enough.
She had a yellow skin tone, and she did not look scary at all. She had blonde hair (in a medium bobcut) and looked rather…cute. Not only that, but she had a wide grin on her face…much like Professor Dementor had a few minutes prior.
"Who are you?" inquired the mad scientist.
This was not who he was looking for, to say the very least.
"I'm Atrosis! It's a pleasure working with you!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Immediately, she began to shake his hand.
Strangely, Atrosis happened to sound more like an excited teenage girl than she did a young woman.
"Can you excuse me for a moment?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"Um…sure." nodded his latest recruit.
Immediately, Professor Dementor decided to dial Jack Hench's phone number.
He was not at all happy with who his latest minion turned out to be. For one thing, he was expecting a man.
"Can I help you?" inquired Jack Hench.
"Yes! It's about ze recruit you sent me!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Yes…what about her?" answered the CEO of Hench Co.
"She wasn't who I vas expecting at all!" exclaimed the mad scientist.
"Who were you expecting?" inquired Jack Hench.
"I vas expecting someone big! And strong!" screamed Professor Dementor.
"Well, she happens to be taller than you…and I assure you, she's a lot stronger than she looks." stated the man.
"I wanted a male employee!" bellowed the man.
"You never specified what gender you wanted your new number two to be. Remember, no refunds." stated Jack Hench.
Professor Dementor groaned. This was not working out for him at all.
Jack Hench hung up on the professor, leaving him with his new henchwoman…who he wanted to be a henchman.
"So, what do you want me to do?" inquired Atrosis.
Immediately, Professor Dementor began to think up a way to get rid of his new number two.
He decided that the best way to do that was to try something that she would surely never be able to pull off.
"Atrosis! I've got a favor to ask! Why don't you go and rob Fort Knox? Zat way I can be rich!" inquired Professor Dementor.
Inside his thoughts, he was beginning to snicker. There was no way she would be able to succeed in this task.
"You've got it, boss!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Immediately, she left his evil lair to head to that particular destination.
"Yes!" cheered Professor Dementor.
In the skies above Middleton…
"Doo bee doo bee doo bah doo bee doo bee doo bah…" sang the voice coming from Perry's flying car.
As it turned out, Perry had decided to listen to the tune of his own theme song.
Due to how popular he was, the OWCA had decided to give him his own theme song.
However, Rufus wanted to play a different song.
"Theme…song?" asked Rufus.
Suddenly, he pulled out a cassette that just so happened to play his theme song.
Perry the Platypus raised an eyebrow.
"Please?" asked the naked mole rat.
Shrugging, Perry decided to switch the cassette.
Sure enough, the Naked Mole Rap began to play.
"Thank you!" exclaimed Rufus.
Perry smiled in satisfaction. It was nice to be nice.
Besides, the Naked Mole Rap happened to be rather enjoyable…even if it didn't happen to be his theme song.
Suddenly, they noticed that there weren't far from Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
Sure enough, a familiar jingle began to play.
For some strange reason, it always played whenever Dr. Doofenshmirtz was nearby.
He wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth however…it actually made completing missions easier.
Then again, he usually knew where Dr. Doofenshmirtz was since Major Monogram always informed him of his location.
Immediately, Rufus took a deep breath.
Oddly enough, Perry the Platypus couldn't help but shake the feeling that this mission was going to be different than usual…
…and it wasn't just because he was showing another agent how to successfully complete a mission.
Personally he was starting to wonder if bringing Rufus along was going to be a lifesaver.
He did seem rather…talented.
Shrugging, he decided to head towards Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and hope for the best.
Then again, he almost always managed to successfully complete a mission. He wasn't considered to be one of the OWCA's best agents to be nothing.
He had a variety of medals to hang in his secret base.
At the moment, he was working on getting a medal for helping an agent defeat an evil scientist.
Then again, maybe he had one of those already. He couldn't quite remember.
At the Fletcher residence…
Knowing that Kim was currently babysitting two boys, Ron decided to knock on the door.
"Hello?" asked Kim, opening the door.
"Can you help me? I can't find Rufus anywhere! I hope nothing happened to him!" exclaimed Ron.
"Hey there, Ron. It's good to see you…but I don't think now's the time to visit me…I don't think my babysittees' parents will be happy if they think that I've invited a guest over without their permission." noted Kim.
"Sorry about that…but I'm starting to get worried!" exclaimed Ron.
"Isn't he usually in your pocket?" asked the cheerleader.
"Well, normally he is…but not today!" bellowed the blonde.
"That does sound like a problem…" acknowledged Kim.
"By the way, Wade wants a word for you. He says that Dr. Drakken's concocting something evil..." stated Ron.
"Of course he is. But at the moment…I'm kind of busy." noted the redhead.
"Can you at least see what he wants?" inquired the blonde.
"I suppose." nodded Kim.
Sure enough, Wade appeared on the Kimmunicator.
"So…what's the sitch?" inquired Kim.
"Kim, we've got a bad situation on our hands! Dr. Drakken's planning to brainwash Middleton and make them his slaves!" bellowed the boy.
As usual, Wade was in his room. Kim personally wondered if Wade happened to be agoraphobic.
That would explain quite a bit.
Then again, he did leave his room a few times…such as when Team Impossible blew up his computer.
But for the time being, he was in his room…as usual.
"That does sound worrying, Wade…but I'm busy babysitting two kids. I'm afraid saving the world is going to have to wait." noted Kim Possible.
"Very well. But don't forget about Dr. Drakken. You know how evil he is." warned Wade.
"I certainly do." nodded Kim. And to think his evil schemes had all started because her father was sometimes rough on him back in his college years.
Then again, some of the things he said were rather hurtful. At least he seemed to have become a better person since then.
Suddenly, she began to hear noises coming from the backyard.
"I'll call you back." said Kim.
Immediately, she turned off the Kimmunicator.
"Good luck finding Rufus!" exclaimed the babysitter.
"Good luck babysitting!" bellowed the jock.
Ron proceeded to make like a banana…and split.
Curious, Kim Possible decided to investigate the noise.
Much to her surprise, she found that Phineas and Ferb had built jetpacks…and they were flying across the backyard.
"What are you two doing?" inquired Kim Possible.
"We built jetpacks so that we can fly!" bellowed Phineas.
"Um…are you sure that's safe?" asked the cheerleader.
"Don't worry! We installed a bunch of safety features on these things!" exclaimed the boy.
"OK…" answered Kim.
"Also, we're wearing safety helmets!" bellowed Phineas.
"OK…but remember…if you two get injured…I'm going to be the one held responsible." warned Kim.
Phineas nodded.
"You know…you two remind me of my brothers. They always seem to be inventing things…" acknowledged the cheerleader.
"I'm sure it's just a coincidence…" answered Ferb.
"Maybe…" nodded Kim.
Phineas and Ferb resumed flying across their house.
"Well, at least those two are having fun…" acknowledged the cheerleader.
This wasn't something she saw everyday whenever she decided to babysit kids.
Then again, their parents were paying her rather well…so she wasn't complaining.
Still, she was feeling a bit worried about Dr. Drakken. Was he really planning to brainwash the city?
She wasn't looking forward to being his slave. That had happened to her once before and it was not fun.
"Here's hoping that his plan will be foiled…even if I'm not there." thought Kim.
Speaking of which, she wondered where Rufus was. Was abducting him part of Dr. Drakken's plan?
She never recalled him doing so before.
At Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated…
"Our plan is almost reaching fruition!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Nothing can stop us now! Not even Kim Possible!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"You do realize that's just asking for her to show up…right?" inquired Shego.
"Kim Possible? Isn't she a cheerleader who attends Middleton High?" asked the founder of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
"Yes…but she's also my nemesis! She's been thwarting my schemes since day one!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"I know how that feels…" remarked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"You have a nemesis too?" inquired Dr. Drakken.
"Unfortunately, I do." answered the man in a white lab coat.
"Is your archenemy a cheerleader too?" questioned Shego.
"A platypus, actually." explained Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"A platypus? Don't be ridiculous. They don't do much!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken's sidekick.
"He's more than a platypus! He's a semi-aquatic mammal of action!" warned Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"And you've officially lost it." remarked Shego.
"Of course I have! I'm a mad scientist!" answered the hunchback.
"Maybe you need a straitjacket…" noted the former member of Team Go.
At that very moment, they began to hear knocking on their door.
"Huh? Is it the pizza man?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I don't remember getting pizza…" stated Dr. Drakken.
Curious, Dr. Doofenshmirtz opened the door.
As it turned out, the pizza delivery man was none other than Perry the Platypus.
"A platypus delivering pizza?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry the Platypus opened the pizza box, revealing Rufus, who had already eaten the pizza, much to the former's surprise.
"A platypus and a naked mole rat?" asked the mad scientist.
Perry put on his fedora so that Dr. Doofenshmirtz could remember who he was…he couldn't recognize him otherwise.
"Perry the Platypus?!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Rufus put on his fedora as well.
"Perry the Platypus's sidekick?!" screeched the hunchback.
Fortunately for Dr. Doofenshmirtz, two of Dr. Drakken's henchmen immediately grabbed Perry and Rufus so that they couldn't thwart their evil scheme.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz let out a sigh of relief.
"Wait…you brought guests over?" inquired the hunchback.
"Well, I only brought two…the rest are on a paid vacation…" explained Dr. Drakken.
"How many evil henchmen do you have?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I've…actually lost count." answered the mad scientist in a blue lab coat.
"Well then…I guess now's the time to explain our evil scheme…" noted the hunchback.
Dr. Drakken nodded.
"Guess what, Perry the Platypus?! Thanks to our Satellite of Doom, everyone on Middleton will be waiting on us hand and foot!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"We just need to type in our commands and then we'll be all set!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Why?" asked Rufus.
Suddenly, Dr. Doofenshmirtz remembered what he typically did whenever he captured Perry the Platypus.
"Oh, right…the tragic backstory…how could I have forgotten about that?" inquired the mad scientist.
Shego began to yawn.
"That sounds boring. I'm going to the other room." stated Dr. Drakken's sidekick.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz sighed. She simply did not have any respect for him.
"Well, back when I was at school, I had a really nasty teacher who kept yelling at me whenever I stepped out of line…she kept giving me detentions! And made me wear a dunce hat! She told me that I was the worst student in history! It was horrible!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
A tear left Rufus's eye.
"And that is my tragic backstory. Do you have a tragic backstory?" inquired the mad scientist.
"I just feel like more people should listen to me…James Possible in particular comes to mind." answered Dr. Drakken.
"Is he anything like my brother Roger?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"What is he like?" questioned the mad scientist in the blue coat.
"He's a goody two-shoes who always does everything better than me…" answered the hunchback.
"That's my opinion on James Possible in a nutshell." explained Dr. Drakken.
"Maybe we should use one of my inators on him…" suggested Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Drakken nodded.
Suddenly, they noticed something that alarmed them.
As it turned out, their two henchmen had been knocked out…and they had been tied together.
"Wait…what happened?!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
As it turned out, Perry and Rufus had escaped…and had defeated their two henchmen.
Now they were coming after them.
Suddenly, Dr. Doofenshmirtz found himself being kicked in the face, and Dr. Drakken found himself being bitten by Rufus.
They kept fighting for a while…but it became apparent that they were outmatched.
As usual, their schemes were being thwarted.
Sure enough, Rufus noticed that there was a self-destruct button on the satellite dish, and he immediately pressed it.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Rufus, you may think you're all that, but you're not!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
Realizing that their mission was complete, Rufus and Perry immediately left on Perry's hover car.
Shego showed up a few minutes later.
"I'm b-er, what just happened?" asked Shego curiously.
"We got clobbered by a platypus…" murmured Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"…and a naked mole rat!" screeched Drakken.
"Something tells me you should have called animal control." suggested Shego.
"Why didn't I ever think of that?!" bellowed the hunchback.
Shego shrugged.
Rufus and Perry have successfully saved the day…but it looks like evil isn't going to rest anytime soon.
In case you decided to speedread…Professor Dementor has sent his latest henchm-er, henchwoman to rob Fort Knox of its valuable gold…
Will she be able to pull it off? Will he successfully get rid of her? And what is he planning?
Find out in the next chapter of Phineas And Quite Possibly Ferb!