Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Phineas and Ferb are going to start attending the same school as Kim Possible…small world, isn't it?
Why, you may ask? Well, people are going to start noticing their scientific merit…let's just say the citizens of Middleton are a bit more observant than the ones in Danville…
But I'm afraid it's not going to be all fun and games. Professor Dementor is plotting something evil…and this time he isn't alone! His blonde-haired henchwoman Atrosis is plundering Fort Knox as we speak…
…and she's got some tricks up her sleeve.
I hope you enjoy this chapter.
Chapter 3: Dementor's Number Two
Linda and Lawrence Fletcher pulled into the driveway, much to Kim's relief. She was starting to get worried about saving the world.
Since she had a good job, Linda gave her a generous paycheck.
"Thank you very much." stated Kim.
"How were the boys?" inquired Linda.
"Pretty good…they were on their best behavior. However, they did build some jetpacks while you were away…they said that they wanted to fly." explained the high school cheerleader.
"That sounds like something our daughter would say…" noted Lawrence.
Suddenly, Candace pulled into the driveway as well.
"I'm back!" exclaimed the energetic girl.
"There she is now." noted Linda.
"Hey there, Candace! Our babysitter said that Phineas and Ferb built some jetpacks…crazy story, isn't it?" inquired Lawrence.
Candace's eyes widened in surprise.
"Mom mom mom! You've got to see what Phineas and Ferb are up to!" bellowed Candace.
"There she goes." noted Linda.
Curious, Kim went to the backyard to see if they were still flying their jetpacks.
However, much to their surprise, the jetpacks seemed to have vanished completely.
"What happened to your jetpacks?" inquired Kim.
"We ran out of fuel for them…so we donated them to a rocket museum." explained Phineas.
"They were very happy about it." noted Ferb.
"That was very nice of you." answered the cheerleader.
At that very moment, Candace and Linda entered the backyard.
"See? Look at them flying around!" bellowed the teenage girl.
As it turned out, Phineas and Ferb had stretched out their arms and were making airplane noises.
"Yes…they're flying around." answered Linda.
"But but but but but-" murmured Candace.
Kim Possible shook Phineas and Ferb's hands.
"I'll see you later. I'm a busy girl." stated Kim.
At that very moment, Perry approached Phineas and Ferb.
"Oh, there you are, Perry." said Phineas.
"Gruggg…" murmured Perry.
"Hey, KP! I found Rufus!" exclaimed Ron.
"Hi!" shouted Rufus.
"That's a relief. Now if you excuse me I need to save the world." stated Kim.
Immediately, she left the house to where Ron was.
Shortly afterwards, she turned on her Kimmunicator.
"So…you wanted me to save the world?" inquired Kim.
"Actually, everything's been straightened out…sorry if I worried you." stated Wade.
"That's a relief. I wonder who saved the world this time?" questioned the redhead.
Rufus rubbed his hand behind his head.
"Well, I'm going home…I'll see you later, Ron." said Kim.
"Bye!" exclaimed Ron.
"That was a rather interesting babysitting experience." thought the cheerleader.
Personally, she was hoping that she would get the opportunity to see those boys again. They were rather…interesting.
"Eh, I'm sure I probably will. I travel everywhere across the world these days." noted Kim.
A few hours later at Fort Knox…
Atrosis and several of Professor Dementor's henchmen approached Fort Knox.
She had to admit…she really liked it whenever there was a full moon in the sky.
Of course, Atrosis had decided to strike at night where they wouldn't be seen as easily.
"Thank you for the ride, gentlemen. You know what to do next, right?" inquired Professor Dementor's second-in-command.
Professor Dementor's henchmen nodded.
"Very good." answered the blonde-haired henchwoman.
Immediately, she went over to the door to see if she could find a way inside.
Unfortunately, the door was locked. In order to get inside, they were going to need a keycode.
"How are we going to get inside?" inquired one of Professor Dementor's henchmen.
"Well, maybe if we find a guard…we can get him to provide us with information." suggested Atrosis.
Sure enough, there was a guard standing outside. He appeared to be asleep.
Immediately, Professor Dementor's henchmen grabbed his arms, waking him up.
"What the-" exclaimed the guard.
"Are you going to tell us the keycode to the building?" asked Atrosis.
"Alright, I surrender! It's 9133!" bellowed the guard.
Atrosis typed in the passcode, and the door opened.
"So far, so good." stated the young lady.
However, Fort Knox was more heavily guarded than that.
Sure enough, they could see infrared lasers up ahead.
Slowly, Professor Dementor's henchmen began to walk over the beams…
…until Atrosis pointed out something that was rather important.
"You do realize there's a big red button we can use to shut off the beams, right?" asked the woman.
Immediately, she shut off the lasers so that they could make their way to the gold.
However, as they did so, they were noticed by a security camera.
The watchman spat out the coffee he was drinking.
Suddenly, he pressed a button and sounded the alarm.
The guards were already on their way.
After dodging guard dogs (one of which tore a hole in a henchman's pants), navigating their way through ventilation systems, and for some strange reason having a chance encounter with one henchman's ex-girlfriend, they finally arrived at the vault.
Quickly opening the door, Atrosis and Professor Dementor's helpers were treated to the sight of gold.
"Well, this is the place…" noted the henchwoman.
At that very moment, they began to hear the sound of heavy footsteps.
"And we've got company." noted Atrosis.
Sure enough, several guards arrived on the scene. Leading them was a man who was wearing an eyepatch over his left eye.
The guards immediately gasped in shock. They were not expecting a heist this big.
In fact, they were not expecting that Professor Dementor was behind this.
Shrugging, Atrosis decided to greet them.
"Wait…if his henchmen are here, then where's Professor Dementor himself?" inquired the guard.
"I regret to inform you that he is not with us tonight." explained the young lady.
The guards gasped in surprise. They were not expecting a woman to be with them…as they did not recall Professor Dementor having any female employees at his side.
Apparently, due to the fact that a cheerleader always thwarted his schemes, he did not like women much.
"I'm very sorry. However, his lovely assistant will be your guest of honor tonight. And of course, his henchmen are still here even if their employer isn't." explained Atrosis.
"Attack!" screeched the guard captain.
Immediately, the guards began to attack Professor Dementor's henchmen, hoping they would be able to bring at least one of them to justice.
Though they were rather strong, the guards happened to be strong too.
At that very moment, they appeared to be equally matched.
"You can do this!" bellowed Atrosis.
"Don't let them make off with our gold!" demanded the captain.
Suddenly, she noticed that two of the henchmen were having a hard time dealing with the guards.
"Would you like some help?" inquired Atrosis.
"Yes!" exclaimed one of the unfortunate henchmen.
"Alright then…since I love a good fight… I might as well enter the fray myself." noted the young woman.
As it had turned out, Atrosis simply loved the thrill of combat.
Suddenly, her arms began to glow yellow.
"Huh?" asked one of the guards curiously.
Shortly afterwards, her right arm rapidly began to stretch.
Caught by surprise, that particular guard found himself being punched in the face. Very hard, no less.
This was enough to knock him out cold.
His partner found himself being kicked in the face when Atrosis did the same with her left leg as well.
As it turned out, Atrosis had superpowers; specifically, she had the ability to stretch herself.
Of course, she also happened to be skilled at hand-to-hand combat…but that wasn't necessarily a superpower so much as a talent.
"Thanks…" murmured the less experienced henchmen.
Curious, she noticed that the captain was giving orders in order to keep his squad focused.
She decided that since he was her direct opponent she should do something about him.
Immediately, she began to inflate herself using her powers. She in fact was not limited to simply stretching and could shapeshift as well.
Suddenly, the captain found himself being crushed underneath Atrosis, who had inflated herself to the point that she somewhat resembled a hot air balloon.
He passed out on the spot.
"Please keep the fat jokes to yourselves." stated Atrosis as she began to deflate herself.
"Boss!" bellowed the unfortunate guards.
"Oh dear…it looks like you're playing a game of chess in which your opponent has a queen and you don't." noted Atrosis.
Immediately, the guards realized that she was right. With only their opponent having a commander, their opponents were organized and they weren't.
Sure enough, they were already beginning to falter.
Eventually, Professor Dementor's henchmen successfully overpowered the guards, and they were free to take whatever they wished.
"Good job, gentlemen. I am very proud of you. As a reward, you each get to keep a bar of the gold…but since Professor Dementor's coming up with an evil plan I would suggest that you don't retire just yet." suggested Atrosis.
Atrosis immediately handed some of the bars of gold to Professor Dementor's henchmen, who were very happy to say the very least.
"Back to Professor Dementor we go." stated Dementor's number two.
About half an hour later…
Professor Dementor relaxed on his couch. Hopefully Atrosis would have given up and headed back to Hench Co. by now.
Suddenly, he heard knocking on his door.
"Who is it? Is it the pizza man?" asked the professor.
"Even better!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Professor Dementor gasped in shock. Not only had Atrosis apparently succeeded in her task…but she had actually arrived early.
Sure enough, Atrosis arrived carrying a bag of stolen gold.
"So…is this enough gold for you? Or should we keep stealing?" asked the elastic woman.
"No no no! We're good! We're good!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Alright then…" nodded Atrosis.
"Maybe she's stronger than I thought…" thought the professor.
Shrugging, he decided to turn on his TV…
…only to find he couldn't reach his remote.
"Darn it! How did ze remote get over there?! Zis is really cheesing me!" bellowed the professor.
"Here, let me get that for you." stated Atrosis.
Immediately, she stretched out her arm and handed the remote to her employer, much to his surprise.
"How-how did you do zat?!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Ever since I was ten years old…I had the ability to stretch myself." explained the henchwoman.
"But-but how?" inquired the professor.
"I touched a meteor fragment…that in retrospect I probably should have been more hesitant to touch." noted Atrosis.
"Interesting…" thought Professor Dementor.
"Is there anything else I can do for you?" inquired the young woman.
"I'm good, thanks." answered the professor.
"It's the least I could do! What kind of employee wouldn't respect their boss?" questioned Atrosis.
Meanwhile…
"Darn it! I can't think of an evil plan for world domination! I'm suffering evil genius block!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"Here's an evil plan for you. Why don't you punch yourself in the face?" answered Shego.
"Darn it, Shego!" bellowed the mad scientist.
"I'm sure you'll think of something…then again, maybe not." noted the green-skinned villainess.
"Why can't you be more supportive?" asked Dr. Drakken.
"Please. It's not like you're ever going to succeed in taking over the world. I bet you couldn't pull it off even if you didn't have an archnemesis." noted Shego.
Dr. Drakken stamped his foot on the ground in frustration.
We now return to Professor Dementor and Atrosis…
"Huh. I just got the feeling that there was a cutaway gag there." said Atrosis.
"There was? I didn't notice." answered Professor Dementor.
"Maybe not everyone can notice it…it was something involving Dr. Drakken and…Shego I think?" inquired Atrosis.
Dr. Dementor shrugged.
"I'll see you tomorrow." said the young lady as she left Dr. Dementor's lair.
"Huh…maybe having her as my number two minion won't be so bad…" thought the professor.
Meanwhile at the Flynn-Fletcher residence…
Phineas and Ferb arrived at home a few hours ahead of schedule, much to their mother's surprise.
"Boys! You're home early!" exclaimed Linda.
"Our principal wanted to give you this letter." stated Phineas.
"Please be busted, please be busted!" bellowed Candace.
Curious, Linda looked at the letter…
…and gasped in surprise.
"It looks like you're going to Middleton High ahead of schedule…" noted Linda.
"Really? Why would they move us up a grade level?" questioned Phineas.
Ferb handed Phineas their report card.
"Oh, that's right…we got 100 on virtually everything…we even got an S on Science…which according to the teacher stood for super…" said the boy.
"I wonder how we would do in an IQ exam?" inquired Ferb. He was starting to wonder if they had an IQ above 200.
At that very moment, the school bus returned. This time, they were going to a rather different school.
"Well, I hope this means we have a career ahead of us." noted Phineas.
Ferb began to smile.
Phineas and Ferb entered the school bus, looking forward to their new school.
Today, the signpost said "Middleton Welcome New Students".
For some strange reason, it kept changing every single day.
Mr. Barkin wasn't sure why himself.
Speaking of which, he was currently teaching a science class.
"Professor Finkle accidentally turned himself into a chicken when he mistook one of his chemicals for a can of fruit juice. I will be teaching science today." explained Mr. Barkin.
"He turned himself into a chicken? The reasons why Mr. Barkin is substituting keep getting weirder and weirder…" noted Ron.
"I know…" agreed Kim.
"By the way, we would like to welcome our new students…say hello to Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin.
"Wait, what?" inquired the cheerleader.
At that very moment, Phineas and Ferb entered the room.
"It's a small world, isn't it?" inquired Phineas.
"Yes. Yes, it is." nodded Kim.
Then again, considering the fact that she had seen them flying around on jetpacks, maybe this wasn't such a surprise.
Still, it felt a bit odd to be in the same class with two kids that were about six years younger than her.
"Today we're going to come up with a future science project. I'll give you a few minutes to decide." stated Mr. Barkin.
Immediately, they began to come up with a potential science project.
After a few minutes had elapsed, they immediately turned them in.
"Ron Stoppable, you made a picture of a baking volcano…you do realize that you already made one of those last year, am I correct?" inquired Mr. Barkin.
"Whoops!" exclaimed Rufus.
"Darn it!" bellowed Ron.
"B Minus." answered the substitute teacher.
Ron let out a sigh of relief. That was definitely better than nothing.
"Possible, how about you?" inquired Mr. Barkin.
Kim Possible pulled out a picture of a hair dryer…that could also be used as a grappling hook.
"Didn't your friend Wade already build something like that?" inquired the man.
"I was going to suggest a few improvements…" answered the cheerleader.
"I'll give you a B then." stated Mr. Barkin. "Flynn!"
Phineas pulled out a picture of a rocket.
"You wish to build a rocket to the moon…well, I'll give you an A for imagination." stated the man.
Phineas smiled.
"Fletcher!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin.
Ferb showed Mr. Barkin a picture.
"A robot platypus…what is it supposed to do?" asked the man.
Ferb did not answer back.
"Hello?" inquired Mr. Barkin.
"My stepbrother Ferb doesn't talk much." explained Phineas.
"Raise your hand when you want to talk to me!" demanded the teacher.
"Sorry!" apologized the boy.
Ferb began to write down what he wanted to say.
"It does absolutely nothing? Why would you want to build something like that? C Minus!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
Ferb let out a sigh. There was always next time.
The rest of the class went by fairly quickly after that. Pretty soon, it was time for them to go home.
As they did so, Phineas and Ferb had a chance encounter…
…with Bonnie Rockwaller.
Kim Possible groaned.
"Do you two know each other?" asked Phineas.
"She's the last type of person you would want to meet." answered Kim.
Curious, Phineas went to shake her hand.
She was not amused.
"Get away from me, you loser!" bellowed Bonnie.
Phineas let out a sigh.
"So…I see that you like hanging out with dweebs now…" stated Bonnie.
Kim groaned. Bonnie just loved making her life miserable.
"I have to admit…I would have liked to think that you were…cooler." noted the mean cheerleader.
"Why do we have to keep doing this?" inquired Kim.
"Good luck at cheerleading practice…you'll need it!" bellowed Bonnie.
Kim let out a sigh. Why did Bonnie have to be so selfish?
At least she seemed to love her boyfriend.
Shrugging, Kim decided to see if Wade had a mission for her. There typically was one at the end of the school day.
"Hey Wade. What's the sitch?" asked Kim.
"Well, there was a robbery at Fort Knox…somebody made off with some of their gold…" explained Wade.
"Who do you think was it?" inquired the cheerleader.
Wade showed her footage of the robbery.
By the looks of things, this was Professor Dementor's doing, as his beefy henchmen were clearly present at the scene.
"It looks like Professor Dementor is behind this…" noted Kim.
"Really? For a moment I thought it was Dr. Drakken…" stated Ron.
"I believe someone thwarted his scheme yesterday…" answered the cheerleader.
Suddenly, they noticed something strange.
"That's weird…Professor Dementor doesn't seem to be present at the scene at all…isn't he usually with his henchmen when they pull off a heist?" inquired Kim.
"That is rather strange…" noted Ron.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Rufus.
"I'll see if I can find any more footage…but you might want to investigate the matters yourselves. I'll arrange for transportation." stated the boy who spent way too much time in his room.
"You rock, Wade!" exclaimed Kim.
About an hour later…
"Thanks for the help, Ned." stated Kim.
As it turned out, they were receiving transportation from Ned, the man in charge of Bueno Nacho.
"It's the least I could do after you helped me wash dishes." answered Ned.
"Actually, that was Ron." explained the cheerleader.
"Oh, right." nodded the bespectacled man.
"Booyah!" exclaimed Ron.
Sure enough, they were at Fort Knox.
"Try not to take too long, will you? I need to be back at Bueno Nacho so that I can keep an eye on my employees…" explained Ned.
"Yes, of course." nodded Kim.
Immediately, they entered the building to see what had happened.
Sure enough, there were signs of a struggle.
"Thank goodness you showed up!" exclaimed a nearby guard. "A young lady came by and made off with some of our precious gold! At this rate we're going to be broke!"
"A young lady? I thought this was Professor Dementor's doing…" stated Kim Possible.
"Well, she said that she happened to be working with him…" answered the guard.
"Really? That's new." noted the cheerleader.
"She wiped the floor with us…she could stretch herself like a rubber band…and could inflate herself like a balloon!" exclaimed the unfortunate man.
"You think she might be related to Shego?" asked Ron.
"Well, she did glow yellow whenever she used her powers." explained the guard.
"That sounds familiar…" noted Kim.
"Uh-huh!" exclaimed Rufus.
"Right…we'll try to get back what Professor Dementor stole…and while we're at it we'll try to get information on this new villainess who appears to be working with him…" stated Kim.
"Thank you!" bellowed the man.
Hopefully whoever did this would be brought to justice.
Quickly, Kim explained what she had learned to Wade.
"Right…try to find information on her…and while you're at it…try searching for Professor Dementor's hideout…" stated the cheerleader.
"You got it!" bellowed Wade.
"Thanks in advance." said Kim.
Hopefully she would be able to stop Professor Dementor and what just may be his latest henchman…or in this case henchwoman.
Still, the reports that she had received from the guard were a bit alarming. Though it did sound like she had a similar fighting style to Shego, she began to wonder how she was going to deal with a young woman who was practically made out of rubber.
Since she was the girl who could do anything, she could handle it…right?
Personally she wished that her supersuit was operational. It seemed to be so glitchy these days. No wonder Wade said that it hadn't been tested yet.
Now that she thought of it…ever since she had put on that supersuit…she had felt a bit…stronger.
Perhaps she had somehow obtained some of its power just by wearing it?
Then again, maybe it was just her imagination.
For now, they decided to head back home. Their parents began to miss them whenever they weren't at home for too long.
Of course, she did find her brothers to be annoying…but at that same time she couldn't live without them, so she decided that she would get back home for their sake as well.
It looked like tomorrow she was going to save the world…like always.
"Here's hoping that I can do this…" she thought.
Yikes! Atrosis is much more dangerous than she looks, isn't she? Just look at what had happened to those guards…
Granted, she did bring along some help…but you've got to admit she's a force to be reckoned with, right?
In the next chapter…Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Drakken, and Shego are going to try to steal blueprints from Professor Dementor…
…but not if Atrosis has anything to say about it.
Bye!