Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Shego, Dr. Drakken, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz are going to try to steal from Professor Dementor…but things are going to be a bit more complicated than they thought it was going to be.
Isn't life full of surprises?
Chapter 4: Outsourcing
Dr. Drakken wondered what he was going to do today. He couldn't come up with any evil schemes for the life of him…
…suddenly, he got an idea…why didn't he try stealing from someone else?
Since his archrival Professor Dementor was annoying him…maybe he could try stealing blueprints from his base.
"Shego! I've got a plan!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Whoopee." answered Shego.
"We're going to rob Professor Dementor! I'm sure he'll have some blueprints that I want…" stated the blue-skinned scientist.
"Of course…" nodded the pyrokinetic villainess.
"And while I'm at it, I'll see if Dr. Doofenshmirtz would like to work for us again…we could use his help." noted Dr. Drakken.
"Oh joy." stated Shego.
Immediately, he began to dial Dr. Doofenshmirtz's phone number.
"Hello?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Would you be interested in joining me for another evil scheme? Today we're outsourcing!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Outsourcing?" inquired the mad scientist who kept being mistaken for a pharmacist.
"We're going to be stealing from another evil scientist." explained the blue-skinned evil genius.
"Oh, I see…who is it?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"A yellow-skinned man by the name of Professor Dementor." stated Dr. Drakken.
"There's a yellow-skinned evil scientist too? I was wondering why you happened to have blue skin…" noted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Why were the evil scientists of Middleton so chromatic?
"I got a bit depressed, I suppose. It happened on a Tuesday." explained Dr. Drakken.
"I see…" nodded Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Oddly enough, despite his tragic childhood, Dr. Doofenshmirtz's skin never turned blue.
Maybe it just didn't happen to everyone.
Then again, there was the possibility that Dr. Drakken's skin turned blue due to a lab accident.
"Right…where do we need to go?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Well, he's got a lair at Mount Everest…" explained Dr. Drakken.
"How will we get there? I can't climb that high!" exclaimed the hunchback.
"I'll have my henchmen pick you up…" stated the blue-skinned scientist.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz let out a sigh of relief. That sounded like such a pain.
About an hour later…
"Thanks for the ride!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"It's the least we could do after you provided us with that Doonkelberry Cake!" answered Dr. Drakken's henchmen.
"Just watch out for the Doonkelberry Bats." warned the mad scientist. Why did bats love cake so much?
Sure enough, Drakken and Shego were waiting for him.
"Took you long enough." stated Shego.
"Are you ready?" inquired Dr. Drakken.
"I was born ready!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"It's as if they were separated at birth." thought Shego.
Hopefully, they would be able to steal the blueprints without any problems.
Dr. Drakken really didn't want Professor Dementor to win their competition…which was who got to take over the world first.
Suddenly, he remembered that he had something that Dementor had not…or at least that was what he thought.
"Oh, that's right. I have a supervillainess on my side and he doesn't. My world domination schemes should be safe!" he thought.
Meanwhile…
"Vhat have you been up to lately?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"Since it was so difficult for me to tell your henchmen apart, I decided to give them all nametags." explained Atrosis.
"How did zat work out?" asked the professor.
"We've increased morale by 33%!" exclaimed the elastic supervillainess.
"I suppose I should be giving you a raise, then…" noted Professor Dementor.
"Yes!" cheered Atrosis.
Suddenly, one of Professor Dementor's henchmen came by with a worried look on his face.
"Is something the matter? Maybe you should take a deep breath." suggested Professor Dementor's number two.
"It's Dr. Drakken! He wants to steal one of your latest blueprints!" exclaimed the henchman.
"Vhat?! Vhy can't he come up vith his own ideas?!" bellowed the professor.
"Beats me." answered Atrosis.
Immediately, she stretched out her arm to press the button that would sound off the alarm.
"Oddly enough ze color of your powers happens to match my skin color…" noted Professor Dementor.
"What a coincidence…I have yellow skin too…though it's a much lighter shade." acknowledged Atrosis.
"Ja…" nodded the professor. It seemed appropriate that they were working together…even though he did not want her around at first.
He had to admit, he had completely misjudged her. Next time he was not going to judge a book by its cover.
On the other hand, he was probably going to underestimate Kim Possible in the future…even if that usually got his evil schemes foiled.
Speaking of which, he was dying to test out his number two on her. Granted, considering that she was the girl that could do anything Atrosis would probably lose…but at least he could see her in action himself.
Since Dr. Drakken was going to be his guest today, he decided to communicate with him on his intercom.
"Ah, Dr. Drakken! I see that you decided to pay your old friend a visit! How sweet!" exclaimed Professor Dementor sarcastically.
"Where are your blueprints?!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Oh, I've decided zat I should hide zem from thieves…like you!" bellowed the yellow-skinned scientist.
"Well, guess what?! Your world conquest is over! You're outnumbered three to one!" bellowed the mad scientist who wasn't Professor Dementor.
"Vhat?" asked the German scientist.
"Hi there!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Curious, Professor Dementor glanced at the security cameras…and realized that Dr. Drakken was now working with another scientist.
He was glad that he had recruited Atrosis when he had the chance.
Of course, it was still two against three…but since he was more competent than Dr. Drakken and his henchmen were significantly stronger the odds seemed rather equal.
But would Atrosis be a match for Shego?
Meanwhile…
"Dr. Drakken, we've got company!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Sure enough, Professor Dementor's men had arrived on the scene.
"What are we going to do? We're no match for those tremendous muscles!" bellowed the hunchback.
"Relax…Shego will take care of it. Keep your lab coat on." answered Dr. Drakken.
"Yeah…I don't want to see you shirtless." noted Shego.
Suddenly, green fireballs began to appear in her hands.
"Er, how are you doing that?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I got hit by a comet, OK?" inquired Shego.
"You got hit by a comet? How did you survive?" asked the tragic villain.
Shego shrugged.
Immediately, she began to toss fireballs at Dementor's henchmen.
This worked out surprisingly well. They each went down in a single hit. Perhaps they weren't as strong as they looked.
"I wish I could do that…" murmured Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Don't we all?" asked Shego.
Sure enough, the blueprints were within sight.
"Yes!" cheered the evil scientist.
Immediately, Dr. Drakken picked up the blueprints.
"Now let's make a break for it!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Right…of course." nodded Shego.
At Professor Dementor's inner sanctum…
"Darn it! My henchmen have been clobbered! Now Dr. Drakken's going to get my blueprints for sure! He's making off with them as we speak!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Don't worry, professor! I'll get them back!" bellowed Atrosis.
Immediately, she left her seat to go hunt down Dr. Drakken and his two henchmen.
To be honest, he actually wasn't expecting Atrosis to volunteer for that task…considering she was outnumbered three to one.
Then again, aside from his superior intellect, Dr. Drakken did not have any superpowers. And from what he had seen from Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he didn't either.
The only real threat to her was Shego.
Shrugging, he decided that he would be a fair sport and warn them of her approach.
"So, you managed to snag my blueprints! I have to admit, I'm rather impressed! But I'm afraid your luck is about to run out. I've sent my right hand to recover ze blueprints! Hahahahaha!" laughed Professor Dementor.
"Your right hand? I don't ever recall you having a second-in-command before." questioned Dr. Drakken.
"He's probably bluffing." suggested Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Suddenly, Atrosis's arm emerged from the air vents and punched him in the nose.
"Ow! What was that?" inquired the hunchback.
This was then followed by Dr. Drakken being kicked in the shin by Atrosis's stretched out leg, which had emerged from a hole in the floor.
"Ouch!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"What's going on?" questioned Shego curiously.
Fortunately, the exit happened to be nearby. Perhaps it was their lucky day despite all the crazy things that were happening.
However, as soon as they went to leave, Atrosis suddenly dropped down from above.
"I believe that you have something that belongs to my boss." stated the yellow supervillainess.
"Huh. I guess Professor Dementor wasn't kidding when he said that he sent his number two after us…" noted Dr. Drakken.
Personally, he was expecting someone…scarier.
"Oh well. I'm sure that she won't be a prob-"
Suddenly, Atrosis stretched out her arm and punched Dr. Drakken in the face, knocking him out instantly.
She then took the blueprints from him.
Shego was not amused.
"Hey! Nobody punches out Dr. D except me!" screamed Shego.
"I'm sorry. Was he your boyfriend?" apologized Atrosis.
"How many times are people going to ask us that?" inquired the fellow supervillainess.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz shrugged. Her guess was as good as his.
"Wait…how did you do that?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Oh, this?" answered Atrosis.
Suddenly, she stretched out her arm and attempted to punch him as well, which he narrowly ducked over.
"Aah!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Fortunately, unlike Dr. Drakken, he actually had some combat experience with his nemesis Perry the Platypus.
However, he got the feeling that he wasn't going to be able to defeat Atrosis…at least not in a fistfight.
It looked like it was all up to Shego.
"So, you like to stretch out, huh? I'll have you know that I like to play with fire." said the green-skinned supervillainess.
"Sounds like the fire department doesn't like you much." noted Atrosis.
"Believe me, they don't." answered Shego.
Immediately, she began to toss fireballs at Atrosis, who began to do acrobatics in order to avoid them.
Shrugging, she decided to get closer to her and engage her in hand-to-hand combat.
However, Atrosis was using her stretching abilities to attack her from a distance as well. She was pretty balanced at both close and long range combat, much like Shego herself.
It didn't seem to matter how close or far apart they were.
At that very moment, Atrosis prepared to punch Shego again.
However, Shego caught her hand this time.
Immediately, she flung Atrosis through a nearby door, which proved to have a rather nasty impact.
"You sure are strong!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"My brother Hego taught me a few tricks…back when I used to hang out with him." explained Shego.
"Is he like my goody two-shoes brother Roger?" inquired the mad scientist.
"Yes." confirmed Shego.
At that very moment, Atrosis got back to her feet.
Incidentally, Dr. Drakken woke up as well.
"Why does my head hurt so much?" inquired the blue-skinned scientist.
"You know what? I surrender!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"You are?" asked Shego.
"Have the blueprints!" bellowed the young lady.
Immediately, she handed them what appeared to be the blueprints they had earlier.
"Bye!" exclaimed the young lady.
Shrugging, the trio decided to exit the lair.
As they did so, a wide grin appeared on Atrosis's face.
Later…
"Yes! We've won! Now to examine the blueprints and see what we can build!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Immediately, Dr. Drakken had his henchmen gather parts so that he could build the machine.
Fortunately, it appeared that it wasn't going to take them long…especially with each other's assistance.
Sure enough, they were both laughing evilly.
Shego simply rolled her eyes.
"This was too easy!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"It certainly was!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Little did they know how true that was.
At Professor Dementor's lair…
"Atrosis, vhy did you give zem our blueprints? Without zem, ve cannot continue my evil plan!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Actually, I didn't." answered Atrosis.
"But I saw you handing them my blueprints!" exclaimed the professor.
"Those were for one of your old inventions…" answered Atrosis.
"Oh, now I get it! Zat was brilliant! You're an evil genius!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"I thought you were the evil genius here…" stated the blonde.
"Vell, technically zat's true…" noted the professor.
"So, what does your invention do anyway?" inquired Atrosis.
"After you provided me vith such valuable treasures…I decided I vanted to build a device zat can transform objects into gold!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"I see." comprehended the villainess.
"Once I build ze device, I shall be ze richest man in ze world!" bellowed the professor.
"Does this mean I'll be the richest woman in the world?" inquired Atrosis.
"I…guess." answered Professor Dementor. He actually hadn't thought of that.
"Woohoo!" bellowed the villainess.
At Dr. Drakken's hideout…
"We're done!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
The invention was complete. Though for some reason it was small and looked like a hair dryer.
"Hooray." murmured Shego.
"Let's give it a test spin!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Why don't you test it on yourselves?" asked the brunette.
"Very funny, Shego." answered the blue-skinned scientist.
Immediately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz pressed the button to see what it does.
However, much to their surprise, all it did was shoot bubbles.
"Huh? This is what Professor Dementor was building?" questioned the hunchback.
"I was expecting something…different." stated Dr. Drakken.
Suddenly, Dr. Doofenshmirtz noticed that there was something written on the back of one of the blueprints.
"Hmm?" inquired the mad scientist.
On the back of the blueprint read "It's nice to give someone a good once-over every once in a while, isn't it, Dr. D?"
Curious, Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondered whether it referred to himself or his new colleague Dr. Drakken.
Shrugging, he decided to give the blueprint to him.
After reading the message, he decided to deliver it to Shego.
"Hmm?" inquired the villainess.
Realizing what had just happened, Shego immediately burned away the blueprint using her powers.
"Shego? Why did you do that?" asked Dr. Drakken.
"Don't you get it?! We've been tricked!" shouted Shego.
"Oh. Well in that case…curse you, Atrosis the Supervillainess!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"You may think your stretching powers are all that, but…you know, they're actually pretty impressive." noted Dr. Drakken.
Shego groaned. And yet her employer wondered why he was never able to take over the world.
Now that we've decided to check on the villains, let's check on our heroes…
As usual, Kim's brothers were being rather…obnoxious.
"Darn it, tweebs! I need to concentrate on my math homework!" bellowed Kim Possible.
She couldn't get her homework done if she couldn't focus.
"But we're working on building an interdimensional portal!" exclaimed Jim.
"You ripped that idea off from Across the Second Dimension! And we're already in a crossover fanfic!" bellowed Kim Possible.
"Oh…I guess we should scrap that idea then." noted Tim.
"Shouldn't you be working on your homework too?" inquired the cheerleader.
"We're already done!" bellowed Jim.
"Well, I'm not. Would you please be quiet?" asked Kim.
Suddenly, Kim's Kimmunicator went off.
"Oh, c'mon!" bellowed the cheerleader. This was really getting on her nerves.
"Sorry about that." apologized Wade.
"So…did you learn anything?" asked Kim.
"Yes. I think I know whose working with Professor Dementor now." explained Wade.
"You do?" inquired Kim.
"Yes…I believe her name is Atrosis…who oddly enough doesn't seem to have a criminal record." noted the genius boy.
"That's odd." answered the cheerleader.
"However, she happened to be an employee at Hench Co before Jack Hench assigned her to Professor Dementor." stated Wade.
"Hench Co?" inquired Kim.
"Yes…it's where your foes typically get their henchmen and the like…in case you've forgotten." explained the inventor.
"Oh…right. Now I remember." answered the cheerleader. By the looks of things, she had been so busy saving the world that she had forgotten where all the henchmen and evil inventions were coming from.
Wade immediately uploaded an image.
"Huh. I never thought Professor Dementor would work with someone that cute-looking." said Kim.
"You want to know what's funny?" asked Wade.
"What's so funny?" questioned Kim.
"She was originally going to work with DNAmy…but they mixed up the paperwork. She got sent to Professor Dementor instead." explained the genius.
"That is rather funny…I wonder how DNAmy feels about this." said Kim.
Meanwhile, at DNAmy's Lair…
"Ah! My assistant is finally here! I'm looking forward to working someone almost as adorable as I am!" exclaimed DNAmy.
Instead, she was greeted with a very scary man.
"Hello! You weren't who I was expecting!" bellowed the scientist.
"Hello." answered the scary-looking man.
"I'll er…show you around!" exclaimed DNAmy.
Immediately, she began to show her brawny assistant around the laboratory.
However, she was a bit confused…she was expecting a mutant that looked rather…cute.
But she decided not to look a gift Octohorse in the mouth.
Still, she had to wonder where her intended number two was.
She hoped that they had found a decent employer.
Back at the Possible Residence…
"You know…her name sounds awfully like "atrocious"." noted Kim.
"Well, your full name happens to sound like "Impossible", and your boyfriend's name happens to sound like "Unstoppable"." pointed out Wade.
"Well, that's true." nodded Kim Possible.
"By the way, I managed to find out where their latest hideout is…it's all the way at the top of Mount Everest." explained Wade.
"Mount Everest, you say?" asked Kim.
"It looks like you're going mountain climbing." noted the computer hacker.
"Yes, of course." nodded KP.
Immediately, she went to go fetch Ron. She just couldn't do much without her sidekick.
Sure enough, he was at Bueno Nacho, enjoying a delicious taco.
"Hey there, KP! Did you find Professor Dementor's hideout?" inquired Ron.
"Hideout?" asked Rufus.
"As a matter of fact, I did. It's at the top of Mount Everest." explained Kim.
"I guess we better get started…" noted Ron.
"Yes!" exclaimed Rufus.
Immediately, the duo set out to Mount Everest.
Hopefully they wouldn't be too late to stop Professor Dementor's latest scheme.
Then again, he typically waited for them to show up first. It was more fun that way.
Meanwhile at the Flynn-Fletcher residence…
"Hey, where's Perry?" inquired Phineas.
Ferb shrugged.
Once again, Perry the Platypus was on a mission. However, he was not going to face his traditional nemesis, as he was not concocting anything evil at this time…excluding trying to steal from another evildoer.
This time, he decided to use the secret passageway underneath the carpet.
"Good morning, Agent P. Normally we would send you after Dr. Doofenshmirtz…but all he's doing currently is writing a blog about how horrible platypodes are…" explained Major Monogram.
Perry the Platypus shrugged. That didn't sound so bad.
"As such, we'll be sending you after the evil Professor Dementor. He's currently building an invention that could potentially devastate the economy. As such, we need you to stop him. He's all the way at the summit of Mount Everest, so I suggest you bring your hover car." stated Major Monogram.
Perry the Platypus nodded. He wasn't going to be able to get there on foot.
Fortunately, his hover car was currently full on fuel at the moment, so hopefully it wouldn't be too difficult to get there.
Immediately, Perry the Platypus left his hideout, flying away towards the mountain.
Like Kim Possible, he hoped that he wouldn't be too late.
Then again, he was never too late…though admittedly he was facing a different mad scientist as usual.
Crazy scientists and their crazy inventions.
As he did so, he decided that he wanted to play his theme song.
However, he ended up playing the Naked Mole Rap instead.
He then remembered the mission he went on with Agent R, and wondered how he was doing.
Hopefully he was doing alright. Major Monogram would most likely have a mission for him in the future.
According to the GPS system located inside his hover car, he would be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
He was lucky how fast it was.
A few minutes later…
As it turned out, Perry the Platypus had arrived on the scene first.
Immediately, he noticed that there two burly henchmen standing in front of the entrance.
If he wanted inside, he was going to have to take them out.
Fortunately, his training at the OWCA had served him well. Within a few seconds, both guards were down for the count.
However, he got the feeling that there were more guards inside the lair.
Personally he considered himself rather lucky that Dr. Doofenshmirtz didn't have bulky minions like these.
That would have made things a lot easier.
Then again, every now and then he did enjoy a challenge.
Sure enough, there were other strong-looking henchmen inside the lair as well.
Immediately, one of them sounded an alarm.
"Vhat's ze matter?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"We're under attack by a platypus!" exclaimed one of the henchmen.
"A platypus? But I thought they didn't do much!" bellowed the professor.
"Apparently, we thought wrong." answered Atrosis.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus burst into his inner sanctum, causing them both to gasp in surprise.
However, Perry was a bit confused. Why hadn't he been trapped yet?
Suddenly, he found himself being constricted by Atrosis.
He tried to break free a few times…but she was a lot stronger than she looked.
"Thank you, Atrosis." stated Professor Dementor.
"You're welcome." answered Atrosis.
"Since you probably want to know what my latest scheme is…I'll tell you now." said the professor.
"We're going to be using a machine that can transform anything we want into gold! We're going to be rich!" exclaimed the supervillainess.
"Er, I was about to tell you vhat I was going to do…but Atrosis beat me to the punch!" continued Professor Dementor.
"Sorry! I just got so excited!" apologized Atrosis.
Perry the Platypus shrugged. This was a bit of a new experience to him.
"I guess I'll tell you vhy I'm doing this zen…due to the fact that Kim Possible always thwarts my schemes…I find myself running low on cash. And without cash, I can't hire minions to do my bidding…granted, my number two doesn't ask for much money in her wallet but still!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"It's true, I don't…I am so generous." answered Atrosis.
"You were probably expecting a tragic backstory…but my motivations are rather simple." explained Professor Dementor.
"Now zen, let's give it a test run!" exclaimed the professor.
Immediately, he began to press a few buttons on the machine.
Sure enough, it fired a beam that transformed his couch into gold.
"Yes! Ve're going to be rich!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"We certainly are!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Perry realized Major Monogram was right. This really was going to have a negative impact on the economy.
Hopefully he would be able to break free from Atrosis's grip before Professor Dementor succeeded in his evil plan.
However, even if he managed to break free…it was still two against one.
He could use some help.
Oh dear! It looks like Professor Dementor's built his new Golden Laser Shooter…now he's going to use it to make himself rich at the expense of deflating the world's gold!
Hopefully Perry and KP will be able to stop him in time.
See you later!