Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Perry the Platypus is going to battle Professor Dementor and so are Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable…
Well, technically not Demetor. They're mainly going to be fighting Atrosis.
Oh, and don't forget Rufus…he's actually going to play an important role in this…as usual.
Can they stop Professor Dementor and Atrosis from succeeding in their evil plan? Then again, you probably know the answer already.
It's time for KP and Perry to save the world!
Chapter 5: Heart of Gold
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable arrived at Mount Everest…on a plane.
"Thank you for the ride, Mr. Wright." said Kim.
"It's the least I could do after…what did you do for me again?" inquired Mr. Wright.
"I gave you a back rub." explained KP.
"Oh. Well, good luck saving the world!" bellowed the pilot.
"Thank you." stated the cheerleader. Personally, she felt that her successes had more to do with skill than with luck…but everyone enjoyed good luck.
"Booyah!" exclaimed Ron.
Immediately, the duo began to parachute from the plane. Personally, Ron felt rather nervous every time they did so.
Thankfully, neither of them ended up taking a nasty tumble. It was swift and painless.
Sure enough, Professor Dementor's lair was within sight.
"Be careful, Ron. Professor Dementor has a new ally this time." explained Kim. Things weren't going to be as easy as before.
"He does?" inquired Ron. He had been left out of the loop.
"Yes. Her name is Atrosis. She has the ability to stretch herself…and for some strange reason whenever she does she glows yellow." explained the cheerleader.
"Huh. Reminds me of Shego." stated the sidekick.
"Wade said that she happened to be from Go City…so it's probably not just a mere coincidence." noted Kim.
Now that she thought of it…didn't Wade say that she got her powers when she touched a glowing meteorite fragment?
She wondered how many citizens of Go City happened to be superheroes. Team Go probably weren't the only crimefighting team.
Much to their surprise, they found that many of the henchmen had already been knocked out. By the looks of things, someone had already been there.
For a moment, they wondered if somebody had already beaten them to the punch. Was it Team Impossible again? She remembered the time they wouldn't stop stealing their business. Even Dr. Drakken thought they were all that.
Then again, she did make them promise that they wouldn't interfere with her duty to save the world again, so that wasn't such a bad thing. She had heard that they were asking for payment from those who actively asked for their help…but at least their prices were generous. Before then they charged through the house. Saving the world comes with a fee, they had said.
Still, she was a bit dismayed that someone else was saving the world instead of her. It felt like she wasn't needed anymore.
Curious, she decided to talk to one of Professor Dementor's henchmen, who had a pretty nasty headache after Perry the Platypus punched him in the face. He packed quite a mean punch.
"What happened?" inquired Kim.
"It was…a platypus. He's trying…to stop my boss." stated the evil minion.
"A platypus? That's weird." noted the redheaded heroine. Since when was there a platypus trying to save the world?
It was rather confusing.
Rufus gasped in surprise. He had a feeling who that was. He flashbacked to the time he had gone on a mission with Perry so that he could learn how to be a secret agent.
It wasn't much different from what he did regularly, so he had caught on rather quickly. He wondered if Major Monogram was going to have a mission for him again.
"Hmm? Do you know that platypus, Rufus?" inquired Ron.
Rufus shook his head in order to protect Perry's status as a secret agent. If his cover was blown, he was going to have to go to a new home…and he clearly didn't want that.
"Oh. Alright then." stated the blonde.
Shrugging, they decided to follow the footprints to see if they would lead them to Professor Dementor.
Sure enough, it did. They lead directly towards his inner sanctum.
"Professor Dementor, I presume!" exclaimed Kim Possible.
"That's him, alright!" bellowed Atrosis.
Kim Possible realized that Wade wasn't kidding. Professor Dementor really did have a number two this time around.
"First zat platypus, and now zis?!" bellowed the professor.
"Oh dear…the forces of good must be really determined to stop us." noted Atrosis.
Sure enough, there was Professor Dementor, and so was his new sidekick.
Kim Possible noticed that Atrosis was restraining Perry with her stretched out arms, and realized that she was going to be a dangerous opponent.
"What should I do with the platypus?" asked Atrosis.
"You can dunk him in zat shark tank over there." answered Professor Dementor.
Sure enough, there was a shark tank nearby.
Atrosis nodded, and used her elasticity to toss Perry the Platypus into the shark tank.
Unfortunately for Professor Dementor, they weren't biting.
"Vhy aren't zhey attacking him?!" bellowed the professor.
"I may have…already fed them." answered Atrosis.
They had just seemed so hungry.
Professor Dementor sighed.
"No matter. Atrosis, attack Kim Possible!" exclaimed the professor.
"Sir, yes, sir!" bellowed Atrosis, saluting Professor Dementor with respect.
"Funny, I don't ever recall Shego being this obedient…" noted Kim.
"My name is Atrosis. You must be Kim Possible. I have to admit, I've been looking forward to sparring with you!" exclaimed the young lady.
Immediately, she stretched out her arm and began to shake hands with Kim, much to her surprise.
"Yeah…I kind of knew your name already." stated Kim.
According to Wade, her real name happened to be Amelia Luffy…which made sense since her supervillainess name started with the same letter.
Oddly enough, Shego's real name happened to be Sheila Gotten…which wasn't much different from her supervillainess (and formerly superheroine) name.
"And you must be Ron Stoppable." said Atrosis, stretching out her arm to shake his hand as well.
"Huh?" asked Rufus. This was a bit of a surprise for him.
Apparently, Wade wasn't kidding when he said that Atrosis had the ability to stretch out her body either.
Then again, he was always a rather serious character, even if many of his inventions were made from toys he had played with as a child.
Of course, some of those toys he was still playing with. He was much younger than Kim and Ron after all…though he was still older than Rufus.
"Zat's vhat his name vas?" inquired Professor Dementor. Why was it so hard to remember?
"Booyah!" bellowed Ron. Finally, one of his adversaries had remembered his name.
"Well, I think that's enough time for friendly instructions." stated Atrosis.
Suddenly, she began to wrap her arms around Kim and Ron.
Fortunately for Kim, she quickly stepped away from Atrosis in order to avoid being constricted.
Unfortunately for Ron, he was completely ensnared.
"Help!" bellowed the blonde.
And to make matters worse, Atrosis's arm was beginning to tighten.
"Can't…breathe…" murmured Ron. This reminded him of when he had that unfortunate encounter with a snake at Camp Wannaweep.
Why did his parents ever send him there? It truly baffled him. They had said that he would enjoy his time there…but that couldn't have been further from the truth.
Fortunately, Rufus left Ron's pocket and punched Atrosis in the face, forcing her to let go.
"Ouch! First a platypus, now this?" inquired the henchwoman.
"Thanks for saving me little buddy…but how did you punch like that?" asked Ron.
Rufus began to chuckle nervously.
Shrugging, Atrosis decided to battle the naked mole rat for the time being rather than Kim Possible.
As she did so, Rufus noticed that she was starting to giggle.
"Hmm…" murmured OWCA's latest recruit. She was enjoying this a bit too much.
Suddenly, he noticed Perry, who was trying to find a way out of the shark tank.
Fortunately, Ron had taught him how to fashion a rope at arts and crafts class. He figured that it would be useful considering that it had come in handy in the past.
Running away from Atrosis for the time being, he decided to head towards the tank.
Unfortunately, Atrosis was not going to let him get away that easily. She was stretching out her arms in order to continue attacking him.
Frantically, Rufus ran away in order to avoid her.
"Funny, I was under the impression that you were braver than this, unless…" murmured Atrosis.
Suddenly, she realized what he was doing.
"Oh no…" thought the henchwoman.
Rufus tossed a rope into the shark tank, allowing Perry to escape.
As it turned out, Ron was right. Arts and crafts really was a wonderful class.
Personally he wondered if he should try drawing a picture of cheese.
The duo gave each other a high five.
Suddenly, Perry raised an eyebrow. He did not recall Agent R being assigned an OWCA mission.
What was he doing in Professor Dementor's hideout?
"Gruggg?" asked Perry curiously.
Rufus pointed to Kim Possible and Ron, the former of which was battling Atrosis.
As before, she was giggling.
"Are you feeling OK?" asked KP.
"Never better!" bellowed Atrosis.
"Hmm…" thought Kim. She had to admit, she was proving to be an interesting adversary. Unlike Shego, she happened to be fighting rather defensively, trying to parry Kim's strikes before opening in for an attack.
Suddenly, Atrosis began to swell up like a balloon.
"What are you doing?" inquired Kim.
"I'm turning myself into a human wrecking ball." stated Atrosis.
"That's not good." said the cheerleader.
Immediately, she began to run away from Atrosis in order to avoid being flattened.
However, this gave Rufus an idea. If Atrosis could inflate herself…what would happen if he tried to deflate her?
Careful to avoid being squished, he went over to where she was.
"I hope you like pancakes!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Kim Possible sighed. Fortunately, it appeared that she could not remain in that form for too long (as she was slowly beginning to return to her regular shape), but she was still a bit worried.
Suddenly, she tripped and fell on her face.
"Out of all times I could be clumsy…" murmured Kim.
Fortunately, Rufus was there to help.
Suddenly, he sank his teeth into Atrosis, causing her to deflate.
"What's going on?" asked the supervillainess.
Pretty soon, she was the one that had ended up a pancake.
"Darn it!" bellowed Atrosis. This always seemed to happen to her back in the early days when she had powers. Getting a flu shot had never been such a pain.
"No!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
Shortly afterwards, Perry the Platypus began to dismantle his machine.
His get-rich scheme was over.
"You're going to pay for zis!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Please do not come again!" bellowed Atrosis, who was starting to reinflate.
Curious, Rufus asked Perry if he could reveal his secret to them.
Since Kim Possible was basically a secret agent herself, he immediately nodded.
"Secret Agent!" exclaimed Rufus.
Immediately, he put on his fedora.
"You're a secret agent? Why didn't you tell me?" explained Ron.
"Only…recently." answered Rufus.
"Oh." stated Ron.
"Er, congratulations." said Kim Possible.
Perry immediately waved to them.
"I take it you're a secret agent too? I guess there are others like Rufus then…" noted the cheerleader.
Perry the Platypus nodded.
Since their work was done, the four of them decided to leave Professor Dementor's lair. Wade had already arranged a ride back.
At this point, Atrosis had reinflated herself.
"Darn it! I messed up!" bellowed the supervillainess.
"Eh, don't worry about it. Zis happens to me all ze time." answered Professor Dementor.
On the plus side, he now had a superpowered villainess on his side, so it really wasn't much of a loss this time around.
Besides, he could always build another machine. That's what he typically did whenever he wanted to take over the world or something along those lines.
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Atrosis.
Suddenly, Professor Dementor received a phone call from Jack Hench.
"Hmm?" inquired the professor.
"Hey there…there was a mix-up in the paperwork…you were supposed to receive someone else. My assistants and their mistakes." stated Jack Hench.
"Zere vas?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"Yes…as it turned out, DNAmy wanted an adorable-looking henchwoman who also happened to be a mutant…but she got a burly fellow instead." explained Jack.
"Oh." said the professor.
"So…would you like to trade?" inquired the founder of Hench Co.
"I vill admit that she wasn't vhat I vas expecting…" noted Professor Dementor.
Jack Hench prepared to call DNAmy.
"…but I zink at zis point she's exceeded my expectations." stated the professor.
"Just wanted to let you know." said the boss of Hench Co.
Immediately, Jack hung up the phone.
"So…who was that?" inquired Atrosis.
"It was Jack Hench…he asked if I vould like to trade with DNAmy and trade you vith her newest henchman…" stated Professor Dementor.
"What did you say?" asked Atrosis curiously.
"I said zat I vas happy vith who I got and zat it vouldn't be necessary." explained the professor.
"Yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" exclaimed the henchwoman.
Immediately, she stretched out her arms and began to hug Professor Dementor.
"Atrosis…you're choking me!" bellowed the professor.
"Whoops! Sorry!" apologized Atrosis. She had forgotten how strong she was.
Immediately, she released Professor Dementor.
At the Flynn-Fletcher residence…
Perry the Platypus returned to his home, having removed his fedora so that Phineas and Ferb would once again assume that he was a simple house pet.
"There you are, Perry!" exclaimed Phineas.
As it turned out, they had decided to mow the lawn today.
They just loved doing their mother favors…when they weren't building crazy inventions.
"I wonder what Perry did today." said Ferb.
Phineas shrugged. Platypuses typically didn't do much.
Still, he was a bit curious of what he had done himself.
Personally he wondered what it would be like living life as a platypus.
Maybe he could try turning himself into a platypus in the future.
At that very moment, Candace entered their backyard.
"What did you do this time?" asked Candace.
"We mowed the lawn." explained Phineas.
"Really? That was actually rather nice of you…" stated the teenage girl.
Oddly enough, it just wasn't the same without her having the opportunity to bust Phineas and Ferb.
But at least they had stayed on their best behavior today.
Personally she actually liked the way the lawn worked.
Shrugging, she decided to go on the phone and talk to her friend Stacy.
She was always good company…though admittedly she was starting to miss Danville. It felt so strange leaving after she had lived there for about fifteen years.
At least Middleton had a rather large shopping mall…bigger than the Danville Mall in fact.
Maybe she could head there and make some new friends. It sounded like a rather thriving place.
Of course, if she wanted to get money there, she was going to need a job.
Perhaps she could get a job there? Surely there were a few business opportunities.
Shrugging, she decided that she could ponder that later. For now, she just wanted to talk to her friend.
"Hey there, Candace. How was the move?" inquired Stacy.
"Pretty good, Stacy. Everyone here seems nice…though I was a bit baffled when Phineas and Ferb started attending the same high school as I did." noted Candace.
"How's your new high school?" asked Candace's best friend in the world.
"Pretty good…though for some strange reason a man by the name of Mr. Barkin keeps substituting for the other teachers. I don't know why." stated the orange-haired girl.
"That is rather strange." nodded Stacy. Mr. Barkin seemed multi-talented.
"Well, I'll talk to you later. I think I'm going to enjoy my new home…even if I miss Danville." said Candace.
"Bye!" exclaimed Stacy.
Candace hung up her cell phone.
The next day…
Phineas and Ferb were looking forward to their next day at school.
However, as it turned out, class had not started yet.
Curious, they noticed that they were currently having cheerleading practice.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb went to investigate what was going on.
He had to admit, the cheerleaders were rather impressive.
Sure enough, Bonnie was leading them.
Kim Possible noticed Phineas and Ferb, and decided to say hello.
"Hey there, Phineas and Ferb. Are you here to watch me practice?" asked Kim.
Phineas and Ferb nodded.
Bonnie noticed them as well.
"Darn it! Why don't you go away? You're disrupting our concentration!" demanded Bonnie.
"Sorry! We can leave if we're too much of a problem!" apologized Phineas.
Suddenly, Ferb began to do a series of impressive backflips.
Curious, the cheerleaders suddenly stopped practicing. This was a very interesting show.
At that moment, Ron decided to enter the gym.
"Hey there, KP! How is practice g-whoa!" bellowed Ron.
"Wow!" exclaimed Rufus.
Sure enough, the cheerleaders were impressed with Ferb's athletic skill.
At that very moment, Mr. Barkin decided to pay them a visit.
"Alright, that's enough practice for now. It's time for you to head to cheerleading camp." stated Mr. Barkin.
"I'm going to miss you, KP." said Ron.
"Actually, you're going with her." stated the teacher.
"Where are we going?" inquired the Bueno Nacho lover.
"To Camp Wannaweep." answered Mr. Barkin.
"Noooooo!" bellowed Ron.
"Stoppable, use your indoors voice!" bellowed the man.
"You know, he sounds remarkably like Buzz Lightyear from that animated cartoon about him." noted Ferb.
"He sure does…wait, why don't you want to go to Camp Wannaweep?" asked Phineas.
"Why wouldn't I want to go back there!" exclaimed Ron.
"As a child, he suffered from a miserable summer at that camp." explained Kim.
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Phineas.
Already, he was starting to flashback to his fateful misadventures at camp.
"Ron, you are such a baby!" exclaimed Gil.
Ron began to bawl his eyes out.
"See? What did I tell you?" inquired the bully.
Immediately, his friends began to laugh.
Ron began to suck his thumb.
A few days later, the sign of Cabin 13 suddenly collapsed and fell on his head.
"Ouch!" exclaimed Ron.
"Whoops! Sorry about that." said the cabin constructor.
"Darn it! Now I have a headache!" bellowed Ron Stoppable.
Then again, Camp Wannaweep usually gave him a headache.
A few days later, Ron went fishing in Lake Wannaweep.
"C'mon! I'm hungry!" bellowed Ron Stoppbale.
Unfortunately, he had snagged a mutated fish.
"Aah!" exclaimed the young boy.
Immediately, he began to run away so that he didn't end up becoming food.
When he went to sleep that night, Bobo wouldn't stop poking him.
"Hey! Quit poking me!" demanded Ron.
"Ooh ooh aah aah!" exclaimed Bobo.
"Wow." murmured Phineas.
"Eventually, we ended up returning to Camp Wannaweep when the tires for our school bus got deflated. As it turned out, one of the former campers wanted revenge on Ron for mutating him…by mutating him and his friends in return." explained Kim.
"Yikes! That's quite a story! Are you sure it's safe at Camp Wannaweep?" inquired Phineas.
"I believe so. They should have cleaned up the lake. Not only that, Gill should be gone." assured the cheerleader.
"That's a relief." noted Ron. Still, he got the feeling that he wasn't going to enjoy his stay there.
Suddenly, one of the cheerleaders came up with a suggestion.
That cheerleader just so happened to be Tara.
"Can Ferb come with?" inquired the blonde cheerleader.
"Ferb?" asked Mr. Barkin.
Ferb immediately waved.
"That depends…can you show me your athletic ability?" inquired the teacher.
Once again, Ferb began to show off his athletic prowess.
Sure enough, Mr. Barkin was impressed…and he wasn't easily impressed, either.
"Alright. You can come along for the ride." said Mr. Barkin.
Ferb immediately pointed to Phineas.
"What? You want to bring your stepbrother with you? Well, I suppose that would be alright…" said the teacher.
"What? You're bringing those two losers along? Nooooo!" bellowed Bonnie.
"Again, use your indoors voice. Please." said Mr. Barkin.
"Why do we keep yelling no?" questioned Phineas.
Ferb shrugged.
After packing their backpacks, everyone entered the school bus.
Much to Phineas and Ferb's surprise, they found that Candace was going along for the ride as well.
"Hey there, Candace! Are you heading to Camp Wannaweep too?" inquired Phineas.
"My mother said that I could use some fresh air." answered Candace.
"I suppose that makes sense." nodded Phineas.
They had to admit, they were looking forward to camp.
Hopefully, they would enjoy their stay there.
Meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated…
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was feeling rather excited. He had just gotten a job at a summer camp. Specifically, he was a camp counselor.
By the looks of things, the job paid surprisingly well. Not only that, but he knew that would excel at arts and crafts, which was an activity at the camp.
He may not have gotten to be the mayor of Danville…but that was much better than nothing, to say the very least.
Immediately, he decided to dial his friend Dr. Drakken and tell him the good news.
"Hey there! Guess what? I got a job at a summer camp!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Really? Which one is it?" inquired Dr. Drakken.
"Camp Wannaweep." explained the hunchback.
"Camp Wannaweep? I've heard a lot of nasty rumors about that place." noted Shego.
"I'm on the phone, Shego." said the blue-skinned scientist.
"I was just saying." answered the supervillainess.
"I have to admit, the name of the camp sounds so deliciously evil." acknowledged Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"It certainly does!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"I think I'll take my daughter Vanessa along. I'm sure she would enjoy being at summer camp." noted the hunchback.
Incidentally, Charlene felt it would be a good if he and Vanessa did some family bonding.
Though they did truly love each other, their relationship had been a bit strained. Vanessa kept trying to expose him for the evil scientist he is.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was surprised that Vanessa was never able to pull it off to be honest. He had looked in a mirror and noticed how evil he had looked.
Sure enough, Vanessa began to knock on his door. As usual, she was dressed in black. She had been in love with that color for quite some time.
"Hey, Dad! You said we were going on a trip?" inquired Vanessa.
"Yes! We're going on a camping trip!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"A camping trip?" inquired Vanessa.
"Yes!" exclaimed the mad scientist.
"Where are we going?" asked the gothic teenager.
"Oh, we're going to Camp Wannaweep." explained the hunchback.
"Camp Wannaweep? Dad, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. Have you heard the rumors surrounding this place? Rumor has it that the campers were attacked by a sea monster." said Vanessa.
"Oh please! I'm sure they just said things like that in order to scare people! People do that at camps all the time! What are the chances of us being attacked by something like that?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I'm just saying." answered the daughter of an evil scientist.
"Besides, I'll get to be away from Perry the Platypus!" bellowed the hunchback.
"Perry the Platypus?" questioned Vanessa.
"What are the chances of him finding me there?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Hmm…" thought the gothic girl. That actually didn't seem like a place Perry would look.
"C'mon! I can't wait all day!" exclaimed the scientist that happened to resemble a pharmacist.
"Alright, Dad." nodded Vanessa.
Immediately, the two of them set out to Camp Wannaweep.
However, something told Vanessa that she wasn't going to enjoy there.
"I've got a bad feeling about this." thought Vanessa.
Personally, she hoped that the rumors were true.
Then again, maybe her father was right. What were the odds of them being attacked by a sea monster?
Still, it would be a good idea if she kept her eyes out at all times.
"Is it true? Did the science camp really pollute Lake Wannaweep? I was under the impression that they wouldn't litter." noted Vanessa.
Suddenly, Vanessa noticed that for some strange reason, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was putting some of his old chemicals into his truck.
Was he going to perform science experiments while he was there?
"Camp Wannaweep, here we come!" exclaimed the scary-looking man.
Atrosis and Professor Dementor have been defeated…but we're not going to see the last of the former. Since you all seemed to like her so much, I guess I'll make her a recurring adversary. I was a bit worried that she was going to end up like Adrena Lynn…but I guess not.
And yes, you can probably guess what's going to happen. However, it's not immediately going to happen. The first part of this saga is going to start off like a typical Phineas and Ferb episode…it's only when the second part arrives that it's going to be more KP-like.
See you later!