Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Phineas, Ferb, Kim, Ron, Rufus, Candace, Vanessa, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz will all be heading to Camp Wannaweep.
Unfortunately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is going to pollute the lake using his old science chemicals…apparently he likes polluting the environment.
However, there's going to be some…consequences…for his evil actions.
What consequences you may ask? Let's just say that someone's looking for revenge.
Things are going to get rather interesting once night falls, I can tell you that much.
Chapter 6: Contamination
"It feels good getting to go to summer camp." stated Phineas.
"I don't feel the same way…" answered Ron.
"Did you really have to bring these two along?" asked Bonnie.
"C'mon. They're here to enjoy summer camp along with everyone else." said Kim.
Besides, they would only be at Camp Wannaweep for a few days.
According to Wade, they had cleaned up the lake once again. It was safe to swim in. They didn't have to worry about being mutated.
Not only that, but Gill was nowhere in sight, so they didn't have to worry about him mutating them either.
"He's still at science camp, right?" asked Kim.
"Yes. The scientists are trying to persuade him not to mutate others…though I'm not sure how much success they're having." explained Wade.
"Fair enough." nodded KP.
Hopefully they would be able to set him on the right path. She remembered what happened when Gill decided that he wanted to get revenge on Ron after he blamed him for his sudden mutation.
Personally, she wondered how he wasn't aware that the lake was mutagenic. It was dark green for a reason.
Still, maybe she could go swim in Lake Wannaweep sometime. Now that the toxic waste had been removed from the lake, it actually looked rather…nice.
"You two had better stay on your best behavior!" exclaimed Candace.
"Don't worry! We will!" answered Phineas.
Ferb shook his head up and down.
Candace sighed. They were going to build another one of their crazy inventions, weren't they?
Eventually, they arrived at Camp Wannaweep. Already, Ron was beginning to prepare for the worst.
Fortunately, he still had his old map that he had drawn in order to make his stay at camp easier.
He had in fact memorized the layout a long time ago…but he still liked to look at it every now and then. He was actually a bit surprised how big the camp was.
Once again, he found himself assigned to Cabin 13.
Not only that, but his bunking partner was once again Bobo.
Fortunately, he seemed to be on his best behavior this time.
"Hey there, Bobo. It's been years, hasn't it?" inquired Ron.
Bobo nodded.
"Are you going to behave yourself this time?" asked the blonde.
Bobo nodded once again.
"Good. I don't want you trying to steal my bananas." stated Ron.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Rufus. There was enough for everyone.
Bobo scratched his hand behind his head.
"Funny, I was expecting you to jump across the cabin right about now…" noted the sidekick.
"Ooh ooh aah aah." stated the chimpanzee.
"Hmm? You've grown up since then? Oh, that's right…it's been about ten years since my first stay here…maybe we got off on the wrong foot." noted Ron.
Immediately, he began to shake Bobo's hand.
"Still, I can't help but shake the feeling that I'm not going to enjoy my stay here…" said the blonde.
Suddenly, a very scary spider emerged from the ceiling.
"Aah!" screamed Ron.
"Whoa!" bellowed Rufus.
Immediately, Ron ran out of the camp, much to everyone else's surprise.
"I wonder what's gotten into him?" asked Candace.
Suddenly, she discovered that a squirrel was trying to get into her pants.
"Hey!" bellowed the girl with an abnormally large neck.
Fortunately, the squirrel ran away.
"I don't want them to end up in my pants again." noted Candace.
Still, she was getting the feeling that she was going to enjoy her time at summer camp. She couldn't believe how fresh the air felt.
Of course, this was in no small part due to the fact that the other four camps were trying to make Camp Wannaweep a tourist attraction everyone could enjoy.
However, they didn't bother changing its name to Camp Gottagrin this time.
As it turned out, the cheerleading squad seemed to be having a good time. Once again, they were showing off their moves.
"Way to go!" exclaimed Marcella.
"I just love practicing for cheerleading." noted Hope.
"It sure is an enjoyable activity." acknowledged Liz.
"Whatever!" bellowed Bonnie.
Kim sighed. Once again, Bonnie was being a party pooper.
Fortunately, it appeared that she wasn't going to have to bunk with her this time.
This time, she was bunking with Candace Flynn.
Still, she was going to feel rather sorry for who was going to have to bunk her.
Speaking of which, Bonnie was heading back to her cabin now. Her cabin was number 6.
As it turned out, her bunking partner was Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.
"Oh, would you look at that. I'm bunking with a goth." murmured Bonnie.
Vanessa sighed. She had only arrived at camp recently and she was not enjoying her stay here.
Personally she was starting to wonder why her father had decided to become a camp counselor there.
"Whatever you do, don't touch my stuff. If you do…you're going to pay." said Bonnie.
Vanessa let out a sigh.
"Alright. I won't touch your stuff." answered the goth.
"You'd better not." said Bonnie.
Personally, she wondered how the other campers were doing.
As it turned out, Phineas and Ferb were both going to be residing in Cabin 7.
"Yes! We get to share the same cabin, Ferb!" exclaimed Phineas.
"How serendipitous." nodded Ferb.
"Aren't you a little young to be going on a high school field trip?" questioned a camp counselor.
"Yes. Yes, we are." stated Phineas.
"I hope you're having fun then." said the counselor.
Phineas and Ferb both nodded.
At Cabin 8, Kim Possible was socializing with Candace Flynn.
"You suffer from two brothers who won't listen to what you tell them to do, huh?" asked Kim.
"Yes, I do! It's such a pain! And you want to know what the worst part of it is? They get away with everything!" bellowed Candace.
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Kim. Hopefully her brothers were on their best behavior while they were gone.
On the other hand, Phineas and Ferb typically did not cause destruction with their projects. Jim and Tim caused complete chaos.
She wondered what would happen if they met one day.
At that very moment, someone began to knock on the door to Cabin 7.
"Hmm?" inquired Phineas.
"Hey, Phineas. Whatcha doing?" asked a voice.
"Isabella? Is that you?" inquired the boy.
Sure enough, it was Isabella, Phineas's best friend in the world…aside from his stepbrother of course.
"Hey there, Isabella. I take it you're enjoying summer camp as well?" inquired Phineas.
"Yes…though technically it's not summer. Right now it's fall…so basically it's fall camp." noted Isabella.
"Did you move to Middleton too?" asked Phineas.
"We moved to Upperton, actually." answered Isabella.
As it turned out, her pet Pinky's nemesis Professor Poofenplotz had moved to Upperton as she felt that she belonged among the upper-class.
Upperton in fact was not much wealthier than Middleton…but she wasn't aware of that.
Of course, since Pinky the Chihuahua was a secret agent, she wasn't aware of the real reason her parents moved. Her mother just so happened to have gotten a job there.
She had to admit, it was rather painful having to say goodbye to each of the Fireside Girls.
But at least she didn't live far from Phineas.
"I'll see you later, Phineas." said Isabella.
"See you, Isabella!" exclaimed Phineas.
About an hour later…
Ron Stoppable let out a sigh.
"What's the matter, Ron?" asked Kim Possible.
"I'm having a miserable time at camp again." answered Ron Stoppable.
"What's going on this time?" inquired Kim.
"Well…"
Ron Stoppable found himself being pecked on the head by an angry woodpecker.
"Ow ow ow!" exclaimed Ron.
Unfortunately, he had been a bit careless and had disturbed her nest.
A few minutes later, he found himself facing the wrath of a snake.
"Aah! Don't bite me!" screamed Ron.
Fortunately, none of the snakes native to Camp Wannaweep were venomous.
Still, Ron couldn't be too careful.
Things only got worse with Ron when Bobo began to chew on his socks, which he had left in his cabin.
Or at least, he thought it was Bobo.
"Darn it, Bobo!" exclaimed Ron.
"Aah?" inquired Bobo.
"Wait, you didn't do this?" asked the blonde.
"Sorry!" apologized Rufus.
"Darn it! Well, I suppose Bobo would have made more of a mess if he was responsible…" noted Ron.
Why did his socks have to taste like cheese? Then again if they tasted like bananas Bobo probably would have devoured them.
At least he was much less agitated than he had been during his first time at Camp Wannaweep.
"You're bunking with Bobo again, huh?" asked Kim.
"Yes…though thankfully he's on his best behavior this time. Mostly, anyway." answered Ron.
"That's a relief." noted KP. She wasn't looking forward to bunking with a monkey herself.
"Still, my stay at camp hasn't been fun…" stated Ron.
"It's OK, Ron. I'm sure that everything will be fine." answered Kim.
"But what if Gill comes looking for revenge?" asked the sidekick.
"Gill's at science camp, remember? There should still be only one L...the science camp cured him." explained Kim.
"But if what he escapes?" inquired Ron.
"Even if he does escape, he won't have a way to become a mutant again. We cleaned up the lake." stated the cheerleader.
"But what about his magic mucka?" asked the sidekick.
"His magic what?" inquired Kim.
"His magic mucka! He used that to turn himself into a mutant again! And then he attacked everyone at camp!" bellowed Ron.
"Oh…right…they cleaned that up, too." explained the cheerleader.
"You sure?" asked the blonde.
Immediately, Kim turned on her Kimmunicator.
"Wade? Can you check the camp to see if there is any toxic waste lingering around?" asked the cheerleader.
"Let me check…" answered Wade.
Sure enough, there didn't seem to be any sign of the toxic residue.
"Nope. Everything looks fine from my end." explained the boy.
Ron Stoppable let out a sigh of relief.
"C'mon, Ron! I'm sure that this camp won't be so bad this time!" exclaimed Kim.
"Is there anyone else that's not enjoying their time here?" asked Ron.
Meanwhile…
"Hey there, Vanessa! What's the matter?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
As it turned out, he was now dressed in a green outfit with short sleeves and red shorts. Printed upon them was the word "Wannaweep", signifying he was a counselor.
"It's my stay at camp! People keep making fun of me because of the clothes I'm wearing, I almost got stung by a bee, I'm bunking with the worst girl in the world, and my mother isn't answering my phone calls!" exclaimed Vanessa.
"Yeah…she's a bit busy right now." noted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Why did you get a job here, dad?" inquired the teenage girl.
"Because this camp sounds so deliciously evil!" bellowed the hunchback.
Vanessa sighed. As usual, her father was obsessed with being evil.
Realizing that there wasn't going to be any reasoning with her bumbling dad, she decided to leave him be.
"Bye, Vanessa!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Sitting on a nearby stump, she began to sigh.
Suddenly, she noticed a nearby frog. He seemed so full of life considering that he was hopping around.
"At least you seem to be enjoying your stay here." noted Vanessa.
Apparently, the frog understood what she was saying, because he immediately began to approach her.
"Huh?" asked the gothic girl.
Immediately, the frog gave her a map of Camp Wannaweep.
"Huh? Thanks." stated Vanessa. This should make her stay at the camp easier.
"Ribbit!" exclaimed the frog.
"I think I'll call you Newt…it seems as good of a name as any." noted the daughter of a mad scientist.
"Ribbit!" cheered Newt.
"I'll see you later." said Vanessa.
Meanwhile…
"Hey, Rufus! Have you seen my old map of Camp Wannaweep?" inquired Ron.
"Huh?" asked Rufus. He had already memorized Camp Wannaweep's layout…why would he want it back?
"Do you know where it is, Bobo?" asked the blonde.
Bobo immediately pointed out the footprints leading out of the cabin.
Ron gasped in shock.
As it turned out, they somewhat resembled Gill's footprints.
"Aah!" screamed Ron.
Once again, it looked everyone at Camp Wannaweep was in danger.
Immediately, he went to alert Mr. Barkin.
"What's the matter, Stoppable?" asked Mr. Barkin.
"It's Gill! He's going to mutate us! Again!" bellowed Ron.
"What?!" exclaimed the Middleton substitute teacher. He was not looking forward to growing gills again. At all.
Immediately, Ron directed Mr. Barkin to where the footprints were.
However, he quickly realized that those were not Gill's footprints.
"Stoppable, Gill is much bigger than that." said the substitute teacher.
"Huh? Oh yeah." answered Ron.
"I would advise you not to be so paranoid." explained Mr. Barkin.
"Hey! You never know when he'll come back!" exclaimed Ron.
Mr. Barkin rolled his eyes.
"Wait…does this mean a frog made off with my map?" inquired the blonde.
"Looks that way." nodded the substitute teacher.
Personally, Ron wondered what a frog would want with his map. However, the footprints indicated that the perpetrator was clearly not Gill…unless for some strange reason he had inherited Mego's shrinking power.
Considering that comets never fell at Camp Wannaweep that was rather unlikely.
No matter. Maybe he didn't need the map. He already knew his surroundings inside and out…though he would like to know where it had gone.
Shrugging, he decided to head back to Cabin 13.
"I'm sorry I made you panic." apologized Ron.
"Just remember to take deep breaths." answered Mr. Barkin.
Ron Stoppable nodded.
Suddenly, Mr. Barkin noticed that Phineas and Ferb were building a rocket.
"Hey, Mr. Barkin! Look what we made!" exclaimed Phineas.
"You actually built a rocket?!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
"Yes. Yes, we did." answered Phineas.
"I thought you were just imagining things…" stated the substitute teacher.
"Well, we do like to brainstorm before we actually build something." explained the genius boy.
Immediately, Phineas handed Mr. Barkin a space suit.
"Huh?" asked Mr. Barkin.
"We were going to use it ourselves...but Ferb only had time to build one spacesuit. Not only that, but he made it too big!" exclaimed the boy.
Ferb rubbed his hand across his head.
Shrugging, Mr. Barkin decided to put on the spacesuit. Hopefully, he wouldn't get blown up.
Thankfully, he did not.
"I have to admit…you two have proactive imaginations." noted the teacher.
Isabella immediately applauded the duo for their latest invention.
"Way to go, Phineas!" exclaimed Isabella.
"Thank you, Isabella." answered Phineas.
At Dr. Doofenshmirtz's cabin…
Perry the Platypus knocked on the door.
"Huh? Who is it?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry opened the door.
"Perry the Platypus? What are you doing here?" inquired the mad scientist.
"Gruggg…" murmured Perry.
"The OWCA sent you to keep an eye on me? I assure you that I'm on my best behavior!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Somehow, Perry wasn't so sure that was true.
Why do you ask? He found all sorts of strange chemicals in his truck.
Still, he wondered what exactly he was going to do with them. He was under the impression that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was going to build an inator.
That seemed like something he would do.
"I'll see you later, Perry the Platypus." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Suddenly, he left the cabin and went towards his truck.
He then began to drive off.
Curious, he began to wonder where he was going.
Much to his surprise, he was heading towards Lake Wannaweep.
What was he up to?
Suddenly, his jaw dropped in shock. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was dumping all the chemicals into the lake.
Of course, this was severely polluting it. Once again, it was turning dark green.
"I'm so glad I found a place to dump all those leftover chemicals!" exclaimed the mad scientist.
Suddenly, Perry began to approach him.
"Oh hey there, Perry the Platypus! Guess what! You're already too late to stop me!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry frowned. It looked like he was right. Dr. Doofenshmirtz had already emptied all of his old chemicals into the lake.
He had to admit…it now looked rather nasty.
"There's nothing you can do now!" bellowed the evil genius.
However, Perry the Platypus wondered if what Dr. Doofenshmirtz had just said now was true.
Surely there was a way to undo what he had done, right?
Curious, he noticed there was a science camp up ahead.
Perhaps he could tell the scientists there of the situation? He might be able to undo the damages.
Deciding that was as good of an idea as any, Perry began to run towards the science camp.
"Perry the Platypus? Where are you going?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Suddenly, he realized what he was planning.
"Oh no! He's going to alert the head scientist what I've done! I'm going to get fired!" bellowed the mad scientist.
Immediately, he realized that if he wanted to keep his job…he was going to have to find a way to silence Perry the Platypus.
"Get back here!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Sure enough, he began to chase after Perry.
As he did so, Vanessa realized what was going on, and shook her head.
"I just don't know what's gotten into my father these days." noted Vanessa.
"Ribbit!" exclaimed Newt. He actually agreed with her.
"Hmm? Oh, it's you again. Thanks for the map…" stated the gothic girl.
Suddenly, Newt realized what had happened to Lake Wannaweep, and he began to panic.
"What's the matter?" inquired Vanessa.
"Ribbit ribbit ribbit!" exclaimed Newt.
"What? That lake mutated your brother?!" bellowed the teenage girl.
Newt immediately directed Vanessa to his older brother…who Vanessa decided to name Wart.
She was surprised how huge he was. Personally she wondered if he could fit her inside his mouth.
Thankfully, Wart did not seem interested in eating her.
"Oh dear…" murmured Vanessa.
At this point, Newt was beginning to worry about what was going to happen. He got the feeling that bad things were going to occur soon.
"Try to calm yourself down, OK? Hopping around Camp Wannaweep isn't going to do anything." suggested Vanessa.
Newt stopped hopping around.
"Thank you. For now, I suggest we alert Mr. Barkin, since he's the one in charge here." said Vanessa.
Newt nodded. That sounded like a plan.
Immediately, they went to alert Mr. Barkin of the situation.
At Cabin 8…
"So…your brothers once turned you into a platypus?" asked Kim.
"Well, to their credit, it was an accident…" noted Candace.
"Oh dear." acknowledged the cheerleader.
"How I wish I could bring them to justice…" murmured the energetic girl.
"I bring people to justice all the time, actually." noted Kim.
"Congratulations." said Candace.
Immediately, she began to sigh.
"I'm sure you'll catch them some day, Candace." said the cheerleader.
"Maybe I will. I don't know anymore." answered Candace.
"If it makes you feel any better, I don't really think they're doing anything wrong…I think they're just having fun." said Kim.
"That's one way to look at it." spoke Candace. Personally she wondered if she should be more like her friend Stacy.
"Well, back to cheerleading practice I go. Hopefully, Bonnie will cut me some slack…then again, she never does." noted Kim.
"I wish there were less cheerleaders around like her." said Candace.
"Believe me, she's the only cheerleader on the squad that happens to be a terrible person." answered the cheerleader.
Everyone else was rather friendly.
"That's a relief." noted Candace. She didn't want anyone making fun of her…especially not her boyfriend Jeremy.
"It was nice talking with you." said Kim.
"Nice talking to you too. Do you want to be friends?" inquired Candace.
"Sure!" exclaimed the cheerleader.
Immediately, she exchanged cell phone numbers with Candace.
"Call me, beep me, if you want to reach me." explained Kim.
"I will!" exclaimed Candace.
Kim exited the cabin so that she could resume her practice. If she didn't stay in shape, she wouldn't be able to save the world.
Then again, she always seemed to be in shape. When was the last time she had injured herself?
She must be that good or something.
Of course, the same could not be said for her bunk partner Candace, who injured herself all the time.
Sure enough, she had just stubbed her toe.
"Ow!" exclaimed Candace.
"You doing OK?" asked Kim from outside the cabin.
"Yes. You head to cheerleading practice." answered the fellow teenage girl.
"OK." nodded Kim as she went to join the other cheerleaders.
Meanwhile at Dr. Lurkin's Laboratory…
"What do you mean he's escaped?!" bellowed Dr. Lurkin.
Dr. Lurkin, the man in charge of making sure Gill could rejoin society, was not happy that he had escaped from them. Not in the least.
"We're sorry, boss! We looked the other way for one second and he was gone! He's a slippery fellow!" exclaimed the scientist.
"Well, in his mutant form he's basically a giant frog." noted the head scientist. That made sense.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus entered the laboratory.
"Hmm? What's a platypus doing here?" questioned the bespectacled man.
Immediately, Perry began to explain the situation to Dr. Lurkin.
"What? Lake Wannaweep's been repolluted?! Who did this?!" bellowed the blonde scientist.
At that very moment, Dr. Doofenshmirtz entered the laboratory.
"Did he already tell you about what I did?" asked the hunchback.
"What did you do, Doofenshmirtz?!" bellowed Dr. Lurkin.
"I dunked chemicals that I didn't need anymore into the lake…" explained Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"What? Do you realize what you've done?!" exclaimed the blonde scientist.
"What did I do?" asked the mad scientist.
"Because of you, Gil Moss now has the opportunity to get his revenge on Ron Stoppable!" bellowed Dr. Lurkin.
"Who's Gil Moss?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"He's a boy that transformed into a mutant." explained the blonde scientist.
"A boy that transformed into a mutant? Sounds like a scary movie." noted the mad scientist.
"If we don't manage to find him before he transforms himself into a mutant once more, we're going to be trapped inside a scary movie! He'll transform the entire camp into mutants!" bellowed the bespectacled man.
"Oh dear." murmured Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He had really messed this time, didn't he?
"Since you're the one responsible for all this, I would advise you to help me! I for one am not looking forward to gills coming out from my neck!" exclaimed Dr. Lurkin.
"Alright, alright! I'll help! Sheesh!" bellowed the hunchback.
"As for you, since you brought this matter to my attention, I would appreciate if you helped me search for Gil Moss as well. The sooner we find him, the better." stated the sane scientist.
Perry the Platypus nodded. This sounded like an emergency.
Immediately, they began to set out to look for Gill…before he managed to find them.
Meanwhile at Lake Wannaweep…
Gil Moss smirked in satisfaction. Not only had he managed to escape from science camp, someone had gone and repolluted the lake.
He had to admit, whoever had done so, he owed them a favor.
He now had exactly the opportunity he was looking for.
Immediately, he dived into the lake, and laughed in delight as he began to mutate once more.
And to think he was initially horrified of his new appearance. Nowadays, he simply adored it.
Soon he would be able to get his revenge on the little squeeb that he felt had ruined his stay at Camp Wannaweep. It would work out for both of them if Ron exchanged his swim time with him in favor of arts and crafts, he had said.
He looked forward to transforming him into a mutant most of all.
But for now, he decided to bide his time. The scientists at Science Camp were searching for him.
If they caught him, they would likely spray him with a chemical that would transform him back to normal. That was not something he wanted.
He decided it would be best to wait until the coast was clear. Sooner or later they were going to ease up on their search.
Fortunately, he had the ability to blend in with his surroundings pretty well. Immediately, he dived into the water and began to wait.
Once night fell, he would strike.
"Soon everyone in Camp Wannaweep shall become my brethren…" he thought.
He was looking forward to it.
Now Dr. Doofenshmirtz has done it. He's repolluted Lake Wannaweep and now everyone at camp is in danger.
Can Dr. Lurkin, Perry, and Dr. Doofenshmirtz find Gill before nightfall? How long is Vanessa going to hang out with Newt? Will anyone at camp realize what is going on? And will I stop asking questions?
I hope you're looking forward to the next chapter…because this is where things are going to start getting scary.
And yes, this was the first part of this saga…I decided it would be appropriate if it occurred during the daytime. The second part's going to take place mainly at night…
…and of course, that's when the fun will begin.
See you!
