Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, well Kim and Rufus are going to face the Senors…and Perry is going to face two evil scientists…and Shego.
Can they thwart their evil schemes?
Oh, and Dementor and Atrosis are going to be plotting their revenge after what happened last time…
They just don't let things go, it seems.
Let's sit back and watch the show. And while we're at it, let's change Phineas and Ferb back to normal, shall we?
Chapter 9: Senior vs. Senior
Kim Possible raced into the school, hoping to stop the Senors from accomplishing their evil scheme.
However, Senor Senior, Senior was there to stop her from foiling his son's evil plan.
"Ah. I see that you managed to escape from the manor. En garde!" exclaimed Senior.
Immediately, he turned his cane into a sword.
"Your cane can do that now?" inquired Kim. She was starting to wonder if her Nana happened to secretly have something like that.
Considering how strong she was, that wouldn't be much of a surprise to her.
"I figured I should have some form of self-defense considering who I was dealing with." answered Senior.
"I suppose that makes sense." noted the cheerleader. Personally she was actually a bit surprised at the occurrence.
"So, will you fight me or not?" inquired the elderly multi-millionaire. It wasn't like Kim to back down from a challenge.
"But I don't have a sword." answered Kim.
Suddenly, Rufus stopped by…and he happened to have a sword.
"I'm not sure how you got that…but thanks Rufus." said the cheerleader.
"You're welcome!" exclaimed Rufus.
Immediately, Kim and Senior began to fight each other. The former had to admit…the latter was tougher than he looked.
"I figured having a sheathed sword for a cane would come in handy." stated Senior.
"You were right." answered Kim.
Curious, she wondered if they should be swordfighting in Middleton High. Personally she was glad that there weren't many students at school at the moment. Class was already over.
Suddenly, Candace stepped by.
"Hmm? What's going on?" questioned the girl.
Curious, she noticed that Senor Senior, Senior and Kim Possible were locked in a climactic battle.
"Wait…didn't the rulebook say something about this?" inquired Candace.
Immediately, she began to flip through the Middleton High school rulebook.
"Let's see now…" spoke the daughter of Lindana, flipping through the pages.
Sure enough, it said in the rulebook that there wasn't any swordfighting allowed in Middleton High.
"He is so busted!" bellowed Candace.
Immediately, she went to go alert Mr. Barkin. He would know what to do.
As she did so, she began to giggle excessively, as she typically did whenever she got excited.
She wasn't quite sure of why she did that.
Suddenly, she noticed Rufus running by. He was determined to stop Senor Senior, Junior from succeeding in his crazy plan.
"I wonder where he's going." stated Candace.
Hopefully he would know where her brothers were.
"Excuse me!" exclaimed the teenage girl.
Unfortunately, Rufus did not hear her. He was too busy trying to stop the Senors.
Candace let out a sigh.
Meanwhile at the school assembly rule…
"C'mon! We can do this!" bellowed Tara.
"Sure we can." answered Bonnie sarcastically.
Immediately, they began to perform a series of acrobatics.
At that very moment, Senor Senior, Junior entered the room, much to Bonnie's pleasant surprise.
In the process, she ended up dropping a few cheerleaders on the floor.
"Ow!" they exclaimed in unison.
Immediately, they began to rub their heads. Being suddenly dropped on the floor like that hurt.
Hopefully it wouldn't happen again in the future…though unfortunately that wasn't the first time that had happened.
"Junior! I'm so happy to see you! But what exactly are you doing here?" inquired Bonnie. He typically didn't show up for her cheerleading practices like this.
"I'm here for my evil plan." answered Junior.
"Your evil plan?" asked Bonnie. This was new. Didn't Kim Possible typically deal with evil plans like that?
Speaking of which, where was she? She wasn't at cheerleading practice with them…not like she minded.
Suddenly, he pulled out a ray gun.
Bonnie raised an eyebrow. What did that ray gun do? She was feeling rather curious.
"What's that?" inquired the mean cheerleader.
Suddenly, Junior zapped Hope with the ray gun.
All of a sudden, she began to act rather…crazy.
"Whooo! Look what I can do!" bellowed Hope.
Immediately, she began to blow raspberries.
"Huh?" asked Bonnie. What just happened?
This was then followed by Senor zapping Liz.
"Look at my hair spin!" exclaimed Liz, waving her hair around her face.
"Huh?" inquired Bonnie, still wondering what was happening.
Something strange was going on here.
Senor Senior, Junior continued to zap the cheerleaders, smirking with satisfaction as he did so.
Sure enough, they were all completely energized, and they were doing rather goofy things.
"Whee!" exclaimed Tara, stretching her arms out and running around the room.
"Junior, what is going on?" inquired Bonnie.
"It's part of the plan!" bellowed Junior.
"And that plan is?" asked the cheerleader.
"I figured if I could make the other cheerleaders make fools of themselves…I could make you the most popular cheerleader in Middleton High." answered the muscular teenage boy.
"That's rather sweet…but at the same time rather goofy." noted Bonnie.
"I suppose." noted Junior. Maybe he could have come up with a better plan that that.
Suddenly, Rufus stepped into the gym. He seemed rather angry about something.
"Hmm?" questioned the manchild.
Suddenly, Rufus began to crawl through his pants.
"Aaugh!" exclaimed Junior.
"Junior, what's the matter?" inquired Bonnie.
"I've got a naked mole rat in my pants!" bellowed the man in a yellow shirt.
"That reminds me of a song. Wasn't it called Squirrels in My Pants?" noted the cheerleader.
It was rather popular these days. Apparently, Candace Flynn had inherited her mother's talent.
"Yay! I love music!" exclaimed Marcella.
"Woohoo!" cheered Crystal.
Sure enough, Junior was beginning to sing.
"I've got a naked mole rat in my pants!" bellowed Junior.
"He's got a naked mole rat in his pants!" exclaimed Tara.
"Nooooo!" bellowed the wealthy teenage boy.
"Everybody scream!" bellowed Tara.
Junior screamed…like a little girl.
"Why is his scream so high-pitched? Even I scream lower than that." noted Bonnie.
Suddenly, Rufus waved hello to her from Junior's pant leg.
Bonnie ended up screaming like a man, much to her embarrassment.
"I've got a naked mole rat in my pants!" bellowed Junior.
"He's got one nasty naked mole rat in his pants…I have to admit." noted Liz.
"I've still got a naked mole rat in my pants! And to think these are designer jeans!" shouted the unfortunate teenager.
"He doesn't have chickens, he doesn't have squirrels, he's got rats!" sang the energized cheerleaders.
"When will this naked mole rat leave my pants?!" screeched Junior.
"Give me an N!" bellowed Tara.
"Give me an M!" exclaimed Marcella.
"Give me an R!" shouted Crystal.
"What does that sound for?" inquired Liz.
"Naked Mole Rat." answered Bonnie. To be honest, she was already getting tired of this song.
"So, who's watering your plants?" inquired Tara.
"My gardener is! And I've still got a naked mole rat in my pants!" bellowed Junior.
"Do you qualify for government grants?" asked Liz.
"I don't know! Why won't this naked mole rat leave my pants?" inquired the teenage boy.
Eventually, he decided that it was time for him to surrender.
"Alright, you win! I'll change the cheerleaders back!" bellowed Junior.
Rufus immediately exited Junior's pants.
He then began to turn the brainwashed cheerleaders back to normal.
Oddly enough, the cheerleaders did not realize what had happened.
"Why do our heads feel so funny?" inquired Marcella.
At Danville City Hall…
Dr. Drakken prepared to pour the brainwashing shampoo on Roger's head, grinning evilly as he opened the cap…
…only for Perry the Platypus to knock it out of his hand.
"What the-" exclaimed the blue-skinned scientist.
Immediately, Perry began to attack the trio, causing the hover car to crash into the ground.
"Oh no! Now how are we going to get back home?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Were they stranded in Danville?
Dr. Drakken shrugged. This wasn't good. He had no idea how to do so either.
Maybe he could dial his henchmen and ask for them to repair the hover car? Then again, that would probably take time.
Shrugging, he decided to whistle.
"You rang, Dr. D? You do realize I was right here with you, right?" inquired Shego.
Dr. Drakken sweatdropped.
"Shego! Get the platypus!" ordered the evil scientist that was out to take over the world.
"You're sending me after a platypus? You've got to be kidding me." answered Shego. Taking on a cheerleader was one thing, but taking on a platypus? She wasn't sure if she wanted to add animal cruelty to her list of charges.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus kicked her in the face.
"And here I thought they didn't do much." murmured the villainess.
Immediately, she began to toss green fireballs at Perry, who skillfully avoided every one of them.
"Hmm…this platypus is about as skilled at hand-to-hand combat as Kimmy is." noted Shego.
"That's not good!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken. How many Kim Possibles were there in the world?
"Believe me, I've been fighting him for years. He's never gotten rusty." remarked Dr. Doofenshmirtz. How did he always remain so skilled?
Shego continued tossing green fireballs at Perry, but he kept avoiding them. He knew that green hands could not mean anything good.
"C'mon! Hold still!" bellowed Shego. This was getting pretty frustrating. Perry was pretty fast.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus ran up to her and punched her in the face.
"Ow!" exclaimed the villainess. That was going to bruise.
Curious, Roger Doofenshmirtz noticed what was going on.
"Is this one of my brother's schemes again?" inquired Roger. His brother seemed to hold grudges forever.
He in particular remembered the incident with the girl that wouldn't stop splashing water on him. It didn't do favors for either of them.
Suddenly, he noticed there appeared to a man with blue skin and a woman with green skin with him this time.
"Huh. That's new." noted Roger. Did his brother decide that he wanted some help with his latest scheme?
Curious, Dr. Drakken noticed that his mind-controlling shampoo was on the floor, and that they had still had a chance to seize victory.
Immediately, he went to pick up the shampoo.
"Come to papa!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
Unfortunately, Perry noticed what he was doing, and he immediately grabbed onto it.
He then tossed it into a nearby trash can so that the trash people could take it away.
Realizing that they had been foiled, Dr. Drakken and Dr. Doofenshmirtz screamed in unison.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Hey, maybe we should have tried using that brainwashing shampoo on him." noted Dr. Doofenshmirtz. It would be fun having him as a slave…though admittedly he had already tried it out once before.
Then again, that would probably be difficult considering that Perry always wore a fedora and he was incapable of recognizing him without it on.
"You may think that the OWCA is all that, but it's not!" bellowed Dr. Drakken in anger. Why did this always happen to him and Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
Shego simply rolled her eyes. She had a feeling this was going to happen. It always happened every single time.
Roger Doofenshmirtz let out a sigh of relief. Maybe he should give Perry the Platypus the key to the city?
Of course, he wasn't a citizen of Danville anymore. He was now a citizen of Middleton. Apparently, his brother wanted to be as far away from him as possible.
What exactly did he do to make his brother angry, anyway? Was it something that he had said to him? Maybe he was jealous.
Still, it was nice that Perry could pay him a visit so that he could stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his two new partners. Personally he thought that it was nice that his brother could make some friends…even if they were helping him with his crazy schemes.
Satisfied with his work, Perry decided to head back home. Phineas and Ferb were both waiting for him. After all, they did always ask where he was whenever he decided to go on a mission.
It made him feel a bit guilty now that he thought of it.
Speaking of which, Phineas and their friends had arrived home as well. They had decided that their transformation had gone on long enough.
"I guess it's time for us to change back." said Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
Immediately, they began to change themselves back to normal.
"Hey, where's Candace?" inquired Phineas. First Perry the Platypus had vanished, and now this.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus dropped down using a parachute.
"Well, there's Perry…but I still don't see Candace." said the genius boy.
Ferb shrugged. He wasn't sure where Candace was either. Was she on another date with Jeremy?
"Doesn't she usually try to bust you?" asked Isabella.
"You're right. That's weird." answered the boy.
"I hope she's doing alright." said Baljeet.
"You think she's being bullied?" questioned Buford.
"Well, something tells me that she might be at school." noted Phineas. He was starting to feel a bit sorry for his poor sister.
"But we just got home from school." pointed out Isabella.
"Well, there are some after-school activities that she might be interested in." noted Baljeet.
"Are you attending after-school activities?" asked Buford.
"Er, yeah." nodded Baljeet. He in particular enjoyed arts and crafts. Maybe one day he would build a masterpiece.
"I hope she'll be home soon." said Phineas.
Meanwhile…
Candace searched for Mr. Barkin, and found him wandering the hallway.
"Mr. Barkin, there are students swordfighting in the hallway!" bellowed Candace.
"What? Don't they know that's against the rules?" inquired Mr. Barkin. He thought he was telling them everything that they shouldn't be doing.
Oddly enough, Candace happened to remind him of his younger years somewhat. She always seemed to want to make sure that everyone stood in line.
Of course, he didn't really see what was wrong with Phineas and Ferb. They seemed to be on their best behavior at all times…even if their inventions were rather crazy.
"Yeah…I checked the rulebook and it was written there in fine print." answered the girl with a rather long neck.
Immediately, Mr. Barkin went to investigate the commotion.
Sure enough, he noticed Kim Possible and Senor Senior, Senior swordfighting in the hallway.
"What is going on here?!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin.
Suddenly, the two of them stopped swordfighting.
"Oh, it's you! You're the reason why the Mad Dog cheerleading squad is bouncing off the walls!" bellowed the teacher.
Senior began to chuckle nervously.
"Er, what makes you think that I'm responsible for that?" inquired Senior.
"I found a sheet detailing your evil plan. You dropped it during your swordfight, it seems." answered Mr. Barkin.
"Oh." stated the multi-millionaire.
Once again, he began to chuckle nervously.
Suddenly, he found himself being grabbed by the shirt.
"Come with me. You've got detention." said Mr. Barkin, dragging Senor Senior, Senior away.
"Junior! Help me!" bellowed Senior.
"Speaking of Junior…" said Kim Possible.
Immediately, she went to the gym in order to see if Rufus had managed to stop him.
Sure enough, there was Bonnie and Senor Senior, Junior, the latter of which seemed rather upset.
"All I wanted was to make you more popular." said Junior.
"I appreciate the thought…but you have to admit, this was ridiculous." pointed out Bonnie.
"I suppose you're right." nodded Junior.
Suddenly, Kim Possible stepped into the room.
"Although…there is one person I would like you to zap with that Energizer." said Bonnie.
Before she realized what was going on, Senor Senior, Junior zapped Kim Possible with the energizer ray as well.
Immediately, she began to act crazy.
"I'm queen of the world! Woo! Woo!" bellowed Kim Possible.
Sure enough, she was running across the room.
Both Bonnie and Senor Senior, Junior began to laugh in unison.
Suddenly, Ron Stoppable stopped by.
"KP, I'm finished babysitting my little sister. You wanted us to do a mission t-"
Curious, he noticed how strange his girlfriend was acting. What had gotten into her?
"KP, are you feeling OK?" inquired Ron, scratching his head.
"Never better! I'm the Queen of Mars!" bellowed Kim.
"You brainwashed her, didn't you?" inquired the blonde.
"Maybe?" answered Junior. To his credit, his girlfriend had asked him to do so…she thought it would be funny.
Immediately, Ron used the energizer ray to change Kim back.
"Well, that was fun while it lasted." said Bonnie.
"Wait, where is my father?" inquired Senor Senior, Junior.
"He's in detention." answered Kim.
"Oh no!" exclaimed Junior. This couldn't be good. He was in detention once and he had nearly gone crazy.
Of course, having a naked mole rat in his pants didn't do him any favors.
Immediately, he went to go check on his father, who was currently writing down "I Will Not Make The Mad Dog Cheerleading Squad Make Fools Of Themselves".
Suddenly, his spine began to hurt.
"Ouch!" bellowed Senor Senior, Senior. He had forgotten to take his back medication today.
Fortunately, his son straightened his back.
"How long are you going to be done, father?" asked Junior.
"I've got about forty more sentences to go." answered Senior.
"I'll wait for you outside then." said Senor Senior, Junior.
Immediately, he went outside to where their limo was to wait for their father to be done.
Hopefully he would be done before long, right? He didn't want to have to play the waiting game.
Satisfied that she had thwarted the Senor's latest schemes, Kim Possible decided to head back home.
Likewise, Rufus decided to do the same. In this case, he decided to enter Ron's pocket. It was as comfortable as ever.
"Good to have you back, little buddy." said Ron.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Rufus. As much as he enjoyed his mission with KP, he was happy to be with his owner once more.
Immediately, they all went back to their loving mothers and fathers…in Kim Possible's case, her twin brothers as well, and in Ron's case, his baby sister as well.
It looked like the world was safe…
…for another day.
Meanwhile…
Candace returned to Phineas and Ferb, looking rather exhausted.
"Good to see you back, Candace!" exclaimed Baljeet.
"Unfortunately, our animal transformer suddenly exploded. We won't be able to turn ourselves into animals again…unless we decide to build another machine." explained Phineas.
"Darn it! Now I can't bust you!" bellowed Candace. Why did the machine suddenly explode, anyway?
Did they decide to include a self-destruct button on the machine? Personally she thought it was rather counter-productive.
Sure enough, their mother and father were pulling into the driveway.
"I'll see you later, Phineas." said Isabella.
"I got to go." spoke Baljeet.
"Bye!" exclaimed Buford.
Immediately, the trio left Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
Curious, Linda asked Candace if she was going to bust her brothers.
"I don't see the point." answered Candace. The animal transformer had already exploded.
Linda immediately raised an eyebrow.
"Hey, boys!" exclaimed Linda.
"Hey, Mom!" bellowed Phineas.
"Greetings, father." said Ferb.
"Did you two have fun today?" inquired Lawrence Fletcher.
"Yes. Yes, we did." answered Phineas.
"Can you come inside? The sun's going down." said Linda.
Phineas and Ferb nodded, and they began to enter the house along with Candace.
They weren't going to forget the adventure they had…even if their sister wasn't really around to see it.
In retrospect, maybe they should have stayed closer to home.
But it didn't matter now.
Personally, they already had an idea of what to do tomorrow.
The next day…
"So, what's the sitch, Wade?" inquired Kim.
"Nothing at the moment." answered Wade.
"Just double-checking." said the cheerleader.
Personally she got the feeling that one of the members in her rogue gallery was plotting something evil…
…but maybe it was just her imagination.
Suddenly, Ron began to knock on her door.
"Yes, Ron?" inquired Kim Possible.
"Would you like to go on a date?" asked Ron.
"Sure!" exclaimed Kim.
Immediately, she and Ron went towards Bueno Nacho.
As usual, Ron ordered a taco while Kim ordered a salad.
"Yum!" bellowed Rufus.
Oddly enough, he actually wanted a bite of the salad rather than the taco.
"I didn't know you were going vegetarian, Rufus." said Kim.
"I'm not." answered Rufus.
Kim Possible shrugged.
She just hoped that something didn't come along to thwart their date.
Was it wrong to ask for some peace and quiet whenever she dated her boyfriend?
Meanwhile…
Professor Dementor sat in his chair, throwing darts at a dartboard with Kim Possible's face on it.
"She is so annoying!" bellowed the professor.
"Oh dear…looks like you're angry." noted Atrosis. Personally, she was feeling a bit miffed too after her encounter with Rufus and her ensuing deflation.
As it turned out, Atrosis was handing Dementor those darts, careful not to deflate herself in the process. That would bring back bad memories.
"Vhy did she and zat platypus have to thwart my latest scheme? It vas brilliant!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"It certainly was. I don't think I could build a machine like that." noted Atrosis.
"Ha! Bullseye!" bellowed the professor.
"You know, it's funny." said the elastic supervillainess.
"Vhat is?" asked Professor Dementor.
"I was under the impression that you were going to try to get revenge on Kim Possible rather than simply throw darts at a picture of her." noted Atrosis.
This gave the evil genius an idea. Specifically, a lightbulb appeared on his head.
"Where did that lightbulb come from?" questioned Dementor's number two.
"You're a genius, Atrosis!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"I thought you were the genius here." answered Atrosis.
Although, she was starting to wonder if there was more than one.
"I've got just ze thing!" exclaimed the yellow-skinned man.
"What do you have?" inquired the young woman.
"I've got a serum!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"A serum? What does it do?" inquired Atrosis.
"It's from the rare Gargarean Rainbow Lily!" exclaimed the professor.
"Wow! You really know your stuff!" bellowed the supervillainess.
"Once ve pour some of this on Kim Possible, ve can then proceed to ze next part of our plan!" shouted Dementor.
"And that is?" asked Dementor's number two henchwoman.
"Ve'll need to make her laugh." explained the mad scientist.
"How come?" inquired Atrosis.
"Once she begins to laugh, she vill begin to shrink…until she completely disappears!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
Sure enough, he began to laugh wickedly.
"I guess we'll be getting the last laugh then." noted Atrosis.
"Yes, ve vill!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"You know…that reminds me of the Amazon Aurora Orchid…I heard that when somebody gets sprayed with it they'll start to disappear every time they blush." said the supervillainess.
Personally, she got the feeling that if they tried spraying Ron Stoppable with that, he would disappear in no time.
But for the time being, they were going to get revenge on Kim, not Ron.
Curious, Atrosis wondered if she should try getting revenge on Rufus. He was the one that deflated her last time after all. She really didn't want it happening again.
"Off to Bueno Nacho ve go!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"You know…it's funny. I used to work there." answered Atrosis.
"Vhat? You did?" inquired the mad scientist.
"Yeah…I didn't really like working there though." noted the yellow-skinned villainess.
"Vhy not?" asked Professor Dementor.
"You forgot to wash your hands! I'm docking your pay an hour!" shouted Ned.
"D'oh!" exclaimed the teenage girl that would become Atrosis.
A few days later, Atrosis screwed up again.
"You gave that customer a large when he asked you for a medium! I'm docking your pay an hour!" bellowed Ned.
"Not again!" exclaimed Atrosis.
A week later, the same thing happened again.
"What is this time?" inquired the Bueno Nacho employee.
"You forgot to put on your uniform! I'm docking your pay an hour!" screeched the boss of Bueno Nacho.
"You're starting to remind me of a broken record." noted the would-be villainess.
"For that remark I'm docking your pay another hour!" bellowed Ned.
Atrosis groaned.
"Oh dear…zat vasn't a pleasant vorking experience, vas it?" questioned Professor Dementor.
"No, it was not." answered Atrosis.
"Maybe once we're done with Kim Possible, ve can demolish Bueno Nacho!" exclaimed the mad scientist.
"That sounds tempting." nodded Dementor's number two. Though to be honest, she still liked their food. Maybe they could replace it?
"Here ve go!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
Immediately, they set off towards Bueno Nacho.
It looks like the Senor's scheme has been thwarted…and of course Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Dr. Drakken and Shego have been thwarted once again as well.
However, now we're going to have to worry about Professor Dementor and Atrosis…you wanted to see the latter again, am I right?
In the next chapter, Professor Dementor and Atrosis are going to try to get revenge…but they're going to hit the wrong target.