Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Phineas and Ferb are going to build a golf course…but Duff Killigan is going to steal it! That's right…this time we're going to be dealing with the world's craziest golf player…
On the plus side, Perry the Platypus is going to get a day off…this time it's going to be Agent Pinky whose going on a mission.
However, his nemesis Professor Poofenplotz is going to be working with DNAmy this time…it seemed appropriate considering that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is working with Dr. Drakken and Shego…though it's not always going to be the case. It depends on the chapter, really.
Chapter 12: Hole in One
After they got back from school once again, Phineas and Ferb began to wonder what they were going to do.
Once again, it looks as if Kim Possible was babysitting them.
"You sure you need a babysitter?" inquired Kim.
"Well, our parents did insist on it." noted Phineas.
"Good point." nodded the cheerleader.
Immediately, Ferb pulled out some golf clubs.
"What are you doing today?" inquired Kim.
"We're building a golf course!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Didn't we already build a golf course over the summer?" questioned Ferb.
"Well, that was a minigolf course. We're building a different golf course this time." explained the talkative boy.
"I see." nodded Kim.
Meanwhile, Perry the Platypus was receiving a letter from Major Monogram.
Dear Agent P,
Congratulations! You're finally getting a day off! Dr. Doofenshmirtz isn't concocting anything evil at the moment…I bet you must be happy.
Sincerely,
Major Monogram
Perry the Platypus let out a sigh of relief. Sometimes foiling Dr. Doofenshmirtz was tiring work. He was glad that he was getting a day off this time.
However, he wondered if anyone else was concocting someone else.
Shrugging, he stepped outside.
"Hey, where's-"
Suddenly, Phineas realized where Perry is.
"Oh, there he is." said the boy.
Curious, Phineas wondered why he hadn't suddenly disappeared like he typically did in the middle of the day.
Then again, considering how much he loved his pet platypus, he decided that he wasn't going to question that.
Kim Possible immediately waved hello to Perry, though she wondered why he wasn't going on a mission.
Maybe there just wasn't villainy afoot?
Personally she wondered if she was going to get a day off.
Suddenly, Isabella entered their backyard.
"Hey Phineas…whatcha doin'?" inquired Isabella.
"We're building a golf course." answered Phineas.
"Sounds lovely! Too bad I need to go now…by the way, have you seen Pinky?" questioned the Fireside girl.
Meanwhile…
"Good morning, Agent P! The evil Professor Poofenplotz has stolen a valuable perfume that costs millions of dollars! It is your mission to get it back!" exclaimed Wanda Acronym.
Curious, Pinky wondered why a perfume would cost that much.
Shrugging, he decided that it was his mission to foil Professor Poofenplotz (as usual) and get it back.
Now that he thought of it…he wondered why Dr. Doofenshmirtz wouldn't allow her into L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
It somewhat confused him.
Immediately, he left the lair the exact way he came in…using a laundry chute.
Curious, he wondered what she was currently planning. She always seemed to be up to no good.
Then again, maybe she was just trying to make herself look more beautiful. A lot of her evil schemes happened to involve that somehow.
Immediately, he used his canine scent in order to track her down. Every once in a while she would change lairs just to keep things fresh.
Oddly enough, she did not seem to anywhere in Upperton.
Where had she hopped off too this time?
Curious, he noticed that she appeared to have gone north.
He was going to need a scarf.
Meanwhile at DNAmy's mountain hideout…
"Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to get to create another living Cuddle Buddy!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"Uh-huh." answered her new lackey, Tougho.
Suddenly, she heard someone ringing her doorbell.
"What's this? It appears that we have guests!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"Uh-huh." nodded her muscular henchman. For some strange reason, he didn't speak much.
Immediately, she opened the door.
As it turns out, it was none other than Professor Poofenplotz.
"Oh joy! I just love having guests over!" bellowed DNAmy.
"I believe that you are DNAmy, are you not? I heard that you enjoy creating genetically altered creatures…" stated Professor Poofenplotz.
"Well, that's me alright! Though to be honest, my real name is actually Amy Hall…people only started calling me that once my obsession with Cuddle Buddies was taken to the extreme…" explained DNAmy.
"I suppose that makes sense." nodded the evil scientist that was rejected from L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
She wasn't always known as Professor Poofenplotz herself…she was in fact originally known simply as Jennifer Poofenplotz.
However, that wasn't much of a name change.
"So, is there anything I can help you with?" inquired DNAmy.
"I was hoping that you could help me defeat my nemesis…Pinky the Chihuahua.' answered Professor Poofenplotz.
"Pinky the Chihuahua?" inquired DNAmy.
"He keeps thwarting my schemes to make myself beautiful. It's really getting on my nerves…not only that, but he gave me a bad hair day the other day." stated the self-absorbed scientist.
"Sounds like a real meanie!" exclaimed the genetic splicer.
"Believe me, he is. I would really appreciate if you could make a creature specifically designed to take down chihuahuas…or something else that would be effective." answered Professor Poofenplotz.
"Well, I have an assistant nowadays…though he wasn't who I was expecting. I wanted someone adorable, not scary!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"You think somebody mixed up the employment papers?" inquired Pinky's nemesis.
"Apparently. What happened to the henchwoman I wanted?" questioned Amy Hall.
Meanwhile at Professor Dementor's lair…
"So, what are you up to this time, boss?" asked Atrosis.
"I'm trying to make my own supersuit…but so far I haven't had much luck." answered Professor Dementor.
"Are you going to use it to combat Kim Possible?" inquired the supervillainess.
"As a matter of fact, I am! She vill tremble before me!" bellowed the professor.
"What a delightful thought!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"It's a shame that our flower scheme didn't vork out though…" noted Professor Dementor.
"Yeah…we were so close too. We basically tripped at the finish line." acknowledged Professor Dementor's number two.
"Darn zat computer hacker!" bellowed the evil scientist.
"Yeah…he makes life so much harder for us." noted Atrosis.
Now that she thought of it…she was glad that she proposed the idea of sending a virus to Wade's system when they did. Otherwise they likely would have been thwarted much more quickly.
Personally she was a bit surprised that Professor Dementor's pen named happened to be D-Man.
But what was his real name?
At that very moment, the mailman arrived.
"Package delivery for Fleur Dementia." said the mailman.
"Don't say zat name in public!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Your real name is Fleur?" inquired Atrosis.
"Oh no!" bellowed the professor.
"Relax, I won't tell it to everyone…not to your henchmen anyway." answered the supervillainess.
Professor Dementor let out a sigh of relief.
"Why did they name you like that, though?" inquired Atrosis.
"My parents vere expecting a girl!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Oh dear." murmured Atrosis.
We now return to DNAmy and Professor Poofenplotz…
"So…what did you have in mind?" inquired DNAmy.
"Maybe a crocophant or something?" questioned Professor Poofenplotz.
"Those are a very popular Cuddle Buddy these days." noted the genetic splicer.
"Cuddle…Buddies?" questioned the professor.
"Cuddle Buddies! Don't tell me you haven't heard of them!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"Maybe once or twice." answered Professor Poofenplotz. Maybe she should have spent less time grooming herself and watch the new s for a change.
"They're the best thing ever! I own every single one!" bellowed the genetic scientist.
"Really? That's quite impressive." noted the professor.
Immediately, DNAmy directed them to her Cuddle Buddy gallery.
Sure enough, there appeared to be every single Cuddle Bunny every made…including the extremely rare ones.
Personally Professor Poofenplotz wondered if she should start collecting some of these herself…it wouldn't be too difficult considering her criminal lifestyle.
"Right then…let's make you a crocophant shall we?" inquired DNAmy.
Immediately, she commanded Tougho to bring her a crocodile and an elephant. He did so without flinching.
He then stuffed the crocodile and elephant into the machine.
He flipped the switch, and there was her crocophant.
"So…it has a powerful trunk and a powerful bite?" inquired Professor Poofenplotz.
"Yes…but it still has rather weak jaws for opening them." explained DNAmy.
"I'll have to keep that in mind." noted the professor.
Hopefully it would be able to take down Pinky…assuming the usual trap she set up for him didn't stop him first.
Speaking of which, she wondered when he was going to show up. Was he running late?
Meanwhile…
Once again, Ron was stuck babysitting his sister Hana.
Fortunately, she was now potty-trained so looking after her was somewhat easier.
Currently, she was watching Puppet Pals on TV.
"Didn't Dr. Drakken get trapped in this show once?" inquired Ron.
From what he knew about it…Puppet Pal Land wasn't a place for meanies.
Every time a meanie would show up (which was on occasion), Mr. Sitdown would immediately sit on top of them.
Dr. Drakken and Shego had both learned that the hard way.
He had to admit, it was rather…funny.
Still, he wondered what it would be like if he ended up being trapped on the show. Would he slowly become more and more like a Puppet Pal?
It was actually a somewhat unsettling thought.
At least Puppet Pal Land seemed to be a rather pleasant place to leave.
Speaking of which, he wondered what he had became of the Pan-Dimension Vortex Inducer as of late. He hoped that it was in good hands. Otherwise it could open a vortex of chaos the size of Nevada.
Granted, he had found a way to shut it off, but he didn't want to take that risk.
Suddenly, he began to wonder where Rufus was.
"Where did the little guy go?" inquired Ron.
Apparently, he wasn't interested in watching Puppet Pals.
Currently, the Puppet Pals were looking for something was red…which turned out to be their leader.
"Why didn't they look for him before?" inquired Ron.
Sometimes he had to question their logic.
In Ron's bathroom…
Rufus immediately flushed himself down the toilet, taking him directly towards his secret agent lair.
Sure enough, it happened to have several nacos that he could eat, much to his delight.
Also, it had secret agent gear designed specifically for naked mole rats.
He had to admit, the OWCA really thought of everything.
Of course, it seemed appropriate considering that they typically dealt with evil geniuses.
Immediately, he sat in his chair (which appropriately was rather small) and awaited orders from Major Monogram.
Sure enough, he appeared on screen.
"Good morning, Agent R. The evil DNAmy has been practicing genetic splicing…she wants to make living Cuddle Buddies! It's horrifying!" exclaimed Major Monogram.
Rufus gasped in shock. He remembered her from when she genetically combined him with Mr. Barkin. She had in fact wanted to make a naked mole man.
Fortunately, he was turned back to normal shortly afterwards…and in the process, he ended up taking Mr. Barkin's clothes.
He became a dressed mole rat…and Mr. Barkin, well…
Immediately, he realized that he was going to have stop DNAmy before she did anything else.
"Hideout?" inquired Rufus.
"Her hideout? We believe that she's located near a ski lift…she apparently likes the cold." noted Major Monogram.
"Uh-huh." nodded the naked mole rat.
Now that he thought of it…didn't he go there once before? It looked like he was going to need to bring his scarf and his snow cap.
Fortunately, there happened to be some nearby.
"Make sure to dress warmly, Agent R. Wouldn't want you catching a cold…from well, the cold." said Major Monogram.
Agent R nodded.
Immediately, he went to go stop DNAmy.
Fortunately, the Middleton ski lift wasn't too far from where his hideout was located.
Why was it always so cold there?
In the process, he noticed that there was another secret agent there as well.
"Hiyo!" exclaimed Rufus.
Pinky the Chihuahua raised an eyebrow. Apparently, he was going to be working with another secret agent for this mission.
Sometimes that ended up happening whenever their nemesis decided to team up with someone else…it depended on the situation.
Immediately, the duo shook their hands.
At Phineas and Ferb's backyard…
Ferb immediately swung his golf club, hitting the golf ball into the hole.
As it turns out, he got a hole in one. He immediately raised his hands into the air and closed his eyes.
"Good job, Ferb!" exclaimed Phineas. He was always so proud of his brother.
Ferb immediately gave his brother a high five.
Phineas tried to follow in his brother's footsteps…but he ended up getting a birdie instead.
"Well, I still think that was rather decent." noted Phineas.
At least he didn't end up getting a bogey. That would be a big disappointment. Personally he thought that he was better than golf than that.
"You know…this golf course reminds me a bit of a member of my rogues gallery." noted Kim.
"How so?" inquired Phineas.
"His name is Duff Killigan…people refer to him as the most dangerous golfer…I can see why." said the babysitter.
"What is he like?" questioned Phineas.
"Well, he got kicked out of every golf course in the world…including minigolf." explained Kim.
"What? He did? That's really impressive!" exclaimed the boy. That certainly wasn't something that he wanted to do over the summer…though it would be rather interesting if he could actually pull it off.
"I know…he just loves looking for trouble. Oddly enough he seems to be somewhat of a mercenary…more often than not he happens to be working with another villain. I only recall one particular instance where he concocted an evil scheme on his own." noted the cheerleader.
"That's interesting." said Phineas. Now that he thought of it…he always worked with his brother Ferb on his projects. They were just that close…besides, he couldn't do all that much without his help.
"Now that I think of it…I wonder what he's doing now." spoke Kim Possible. Maybe he was playing a game of golf at his lair?
Somehow, she couldn't help but shake the feeling that he was up to no good.
Maybe it was just a hunch.
At Duff Killigan's lair…
Duff Killigan read his newspaper (which fittingly was a copy of the New Scotsman Times), curious to see what was happening in Middleton. Every now and then something exciting would happen.
Yesterday he had heard that Professor Dementor and his new accomplice had tried to get rid of Kim Possible's sidekick, Ron Stoppable. Specifically, they had used a flower that caused someone to shrink whenever they laughed.
"Why didn't I ever think of that?" questioned the golfer.
Curious, he continued examining the newspaper.
Much to his surprise, he found that a new golf course had opened up. He immediately decided to continue reading.
Not only was there a new golf course in Middleton, but it was a rather special golf course, built by two boys who just loved inventing things.
The more he looked at the golf course, the more he wanted it for himself.
All of a sudden, he knew what he was going to do today.
"I must have that golf course for myself!" exclaimed Duff Killigan. It was just too irresistible.
Immediately, he set out on his blimp in order to steal Phineas and Ferb's golf course.
It would not be long until he arrived at the Flynn-Fletcher residence.
Already, he was feeling rather excited.
"Soon the world's biggest golf course shall be mine!" bellowed the world's most dangerous golfer.
Already, he was beginning to laugh evilly, as he typically did whenever he got excited. It reminded him a bit of Dr. Drakken. He always seemed to laugh whenever he came up with an evil scheme…which was every week, really.
He just couldn't wait to give it a test run. It sounded like it was very enjoyable, especially considering the fact that it was state-of-the-art.
Personally he wished that there were more golf courses like theirs. All the other golf courses seemed so boring in comparison.
Of course, he could probably just pay the two boys a visit and ask politely if he could use their golf course…but knowing his past history he would probably get kicked out rather quickly.
He just had a negative reputation at golf courses…even if he was a skilled golf player. People just thought that he was too evil to play golf.
While he was at it maybe he should take a few anger management classes if he had the spare time.
At DNAmy's Lair…
Rufus and Pinky immediately adventured into DNAmy's Lair, careful to avoid getting spotted. They wanted to have the element of surprise for this mission.
Now that they thought of it, she could be anywhere in the lair, really. Not only that, but apparently Professor Poofenplotz was working with her.
When was a good time to jump out and surprise them?
Suddenly, they found themselves falling into a trapdoor…which led to a bird cage.
"Darn it!" bellowed Rufus. He was hoping that he wouldn't get captured again…but apparently he had set his hopes too high.
Would he be able to find a way out this time? Personally he wondered why he and Pinky were trapped in a bird cage when neither of them were birds. It looked like something that would be set up for the OWCA's avian agents.
"Did we get them?" inquired DNAmy curiously.
"I believe so." nodded Professor Poofenplotz. It always felt good to trap Pinky the Chihuahua, even if he always found a way to escape.
Besides, his sidekick was absolutely disgusting. Was Pinky the Chihuahua trying to frighten her? If so, it looked like he was succeeding.
Already, she wanted Rufus out of her sight. He was just so ugly. Personally she felt that such a creature shouldn't even exist.
Who would want a naked mole rat as a pet, anyway? Personally she would rather have a cat…or maybe a dog.
"I'm glad that I could take those two meanies out of your hands!" exclaimed the genetic splicer.
"Much obliged." said the self-absorbed scientist.
"Should we explain our scheme?" inquired DNAmy.
'What scheme did you have in mind?" asked Professor Poofenplotz.
"Today's the day we're going to make more Cuddle Buddies!" exclaimed the bespectacled scientist.
"We're making Cuddle Buddies?" questioned the professor.
"Of course we are!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"Hmm…" thought Professor Poofenplotz. All of a sudden she wasn't sure that this teamup was such a good idea.
DNAmy was a bit crazy even by her standards.
Then again, she could say the same thing for most of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. considering that they didn't allow her into their group.
It was a real pity, really. Imagine what they could do as a team. They were all blinded by their petty squabbles.
Personally she wondered if Aloyse Von Roddenstein was really up to the task.
Meanwhile…
"Are you two boys having fun?" asked Kim Possible.
"You betcha! It's a shame that our friends aren't here to enjoy this with us…" noted Phineas. Isabella had clearly wanted to play with them…but she was gone at the moment.
Curious, Kim wondered if she should try playing a game of golf herself. It might help her defeat Duff Killigan in case he did something evil again.
For some strange reason, she couldn't help but shake the feeling that he was going to strike.
Shrugging, she decided to play the game for the time being.
Oddly enough, she got a hole in one as well.
"I must be better at golf than I thought." noted Kim Possible.
"Way to go, KP!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Maybe I should try competing with you." suggested Ferb.
Suddenly, they began to hear a noise.
"Wait, what was that?" questioned Phineas.
Shortly afterwards, a giant blimp appeared.
"I had a feeling he would show up." stated KP.
"Duff Killigan?" inquired Phineas. Who told him about their golf course?
Curious, he examined a copy of the Middleton Bugle.
As it turned out, their golf course had made the headlines.
"That explains it." noted the boy.
Immediately, metallic hands appeared and grabbed onto the backyard, yanking the golf course out of it and leaving a gaping brown hole.
Fortunately for Kim Possible, she quickly leapt over the fence in order to avoid being caught. Unfortunately for Phineas and Ferb, Duff Killigan ended up capturing them in the process.
"Where are we going, Ferb?" inquired Phineas.
Ferb shrugged.
Kim Possible let out a sigh. Hopefully she would be able to rescue the duo before their parents got home.
They would flip if they realized that their boys had been abducted…even if it was an accident.
Immediately, she went into her car and began to drive over to Duff Killigan's villain hideout, making sure to follow the blimp so that she would know exactly where to go.
Thankfully, his latest one wasn't too far from the Flynn-Fletcher residence, so hopefully she wouldn't be too late.
"I hope that the boys are doing OK…" thought Kim.
A few minutes later…
Duff Killigan laughed maniacally as he entered his hideout. He was looking forward to trying out his new golf course.
Immediately, he dropped the golf course into his lawn…
…but much to his surprise, he found that there were two boys in the golf course as well.
"Er, what just happened?" inquired Duff Killigan.
"Whoa! Where are we, Ferb?" questioned Phineas.
Ferb shrugged. He had no idea either.
"Whoa! This place looks cool!" bellowed the boy.
Suddenly, he realized who had abducted them by accident.
"Wait a minute! You're Duff Killigan! Kim Possible told me about you! She said that you were part of her rogues gallery!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Aye. That's my name." answered Duff Killigan.
"We might be in trouble, Ferb!" bellowed the boy.
"Relax…I didn't kidnap ye on purpose…but aren't ye a little young to be making a golf course?" inquired Duff.
"Yes. Yes, we are." nodded Phineas.
"Maybe I should give ye back…" noted Duff Killigan.
"I'm sure that Kim Possible is going to rescue us anyway. I believe that she followed us here. She was babysitting us after all." acknowledged the boy.
"She is? I might be in trouble then…" stated the golf clubber.
"Yes. Yes, you are." answered Phineas.
"I need to get ready!" bellowed Duff Killigan.
Immediately, he ran into his villain lair to get his golfing supplies…which included explosive golf balls.
"Gee, Ferb, maybe we should give KP a hand…he seems awfully dangerous." noted the boy.
Ferb nodded his head.
"Good thing we still have these golf clubs." acknowledged Phineas.
Perhaps they could use them to assist them in their battle against Duff Killigan?
Then again, it would probably be best to wait for their babysitter first. She was the girl that could do anything after all.
"Where is she, anyway?" inquired Phineas.
Hopefully she would be able to save them.
Suddenly, Kim Possible showed up.
"Thank goodness you're here to save us!" bellowed the boy.
"You're welcome." answered the cheerleader.
However, Duff Killigan showed up shortly afterwards…and he was wielding explosive golf balls. Things were about to get dangerous.
"I knew ye would show up, lassie! Take this!" bellowed the golf player, getting ready to fire the golf balls at her.
However, he quickly noticed that Phineas and Ferb were standing in front of her.
"Good grief, lassie! I didn't think ye would use those two as shields…" questioned Duff Killigan.
"I'm babysitting them, actually. I'm trying to get them back to where they belong…" answered Kim.
Phineas and Ferb nodded.
"You might want to stand back…" said the cheerleader.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb did so, causing Killigan to let out a sigh of relief.
"Here I go, lassie!" exclaimed the world's most dangerous golfer.
Sure enough, he was beginning to club explosive golf balls towards her. Since she didn't want to be part of a fireworks show, she began to avoid them.
However, Duff Killigan was proving to be relentless in his assault, and KP was starting to feel tired.
How many explosive golf balls did he have?
'Why won't she hold still?!" bellowed the golf player. She was as agile as a monkey.
It would be so much easier to fight her if she wasn't so quick. On the other hand, she wouldn't be an easy opponent if she were exceptionally muscular too, even if it would slow her down.
Curious, Phineas and Ferb wondered if they should help. They felt a bit guilty just standing there and letting KP do all the fighting.
Immediately, they went over to Duff Killigan while he was distracted with Kim Possible.
Suddenly, they whacked Killigan on the head with their golf clubs.
"Ow!" bellowed the golf clubber. It was surprisingly painful considering how young Phineas and Ferb were.
This gave Kim Possible the opportunity to attack Duff, kicking him in the face.
"Yeowch! I'm being dogpiled here!" exclaimed the mad golfer.
"Thanks for the help boys…but this mission is dangerous. I wouldn't want you two getting hurt. It's my job as a babysitter to keep you safe, after all." said Kim.
"We've built all sorts of crazy inventions over the summer and we didn't get hurt once. I think we'll be fine." answered Phineas.
"Personally I think it's a miracle." noted Ferb.
"Huh. Makes me wonder why you even need a babysitter." acknowledged KP.
"Well, we do appreciate your company. You are a friend of ours after all…even if you're about six years older than us." said Phineas.
"That's awfully sweet of you." spoke KP. Perhaps they could hang out at Club Banana…or if Ron decided to tag along Bueno Nacho.
Now that she thought of it, she was rather glad that Phineas and Ferb came along. It wasn't easy saving the world alone…as her failed missions would indicate.
Somehow, she got the feeling that two members of her rogues gallery had looked into them. It was rather embarrassing.
Immediately, Duff Killigan retreated into his lair. Apparently, he wanted the element of surprise now.
"Be careful, boys. He's retreating into his lair now. Maybe I should take you home." noted Kim.
"But we want to help!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Well, I suppose you two do know what you're doing…but you need to be back home before your parents come back. I don't want people to think that I'm a bad babysitter…I've got to make a profit somehow." explained KP.
"Don't they pay you for saving the world?" inquired Ferb.
"That's Team Impossible. I get my money elsewhere." answered the cheerleader.
"Oh." nodded Phineas. Now that they thought of it, they had accidently typed in the name of their website instead of KP's a few times.
It was rather confusing.
Taking a deep breath, the trio adventured into the lair. Hopefully they would be able to get Duff Killigan arrested for stealing a valuable golf course.
Failing that, they could at least find a way to return it to its rightful owners.
This is a twist, isn't it? Phineas and Ferb are going to be helping KP defeat Duff Killigan…considering that Ron is babysitting his sister again I figured she could use some backup.
In the next chapter, Rufus and Pinky are going to be taking on DNAmy and Professor Poofenplotz and Kim, Phineas, and Ferb are going to take on Duff Killigan…sound like fun?