Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Phineas, Ferb, and Kim are going to try to invade Duff Killigan's lair so that they can bring Killigan to justice…but unfortunately he's got several traps ready.
Meanwhile, Pinky and Rufus will be facing off against Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy…you're probably itching to see how that turns out, right?
Let's enjoy the show.
Chapter 13: A Not So Cuddly Buddy
No sooner did Kim, Phineas, and Ferb entered Duff Killigan's fortress were they pelted by golf balls that were shot from cannons.
Quickly, they began to duck for cover so that they wouldn't get hit in the face.
"Where did he get so many golf balls?" asked Phineas.
Kim Possible shrugged. Personally, she wished that she knew the answer to that question herself.
Fortunately, the golf balls stopped firing after a while. Not only that, but they weren't explosive.
Still, they got the feeling that it was a just a sign of what was to come.
"He sure booby-trapped this place, didn't he?" asked Phineas.
"I'm afraid so." nodded Kim. He clearly didn't want any trespassers. She recalled the incident where she had ended up in quicksand and had to use Rufus to get herself out.
Unfortunately, several members of her rogues gallery happened to do such things. They liked making life difficult for her every time she wanted to save the world.
Curious, Phineas and Ferb wondered if they should start checking their surroundings. It would most likely save them a lot of trouble.
Much to their surprise, they noticed that there appeared to be a golf course up ahead.
Not only that, but the door next to it appeared to be locked.
"It looks like Duff Killigan locked the door." noted Kim.
How were they going to open it? There wasn't a key in sight.
Curious, Phineas and Ferb began to play golf.
They knocked the golf ball into the hole, and the door mysteriously opened.
"I wonder what happened?" questioned Kim.
"Well, that was rather simple." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
However, they then noticed that there appeared to be a hedge maze up ahead.
Not only that, but they couldn't simply cut through the hedges…as they happened to be filled with sharp thorns. They would most likely end up injuring themselves if they tried that.
So, it looked like they were going to have to simply find their way through it for now.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb began to run through it, hoping that they wouldn't encounter too many dead ends.
It certainly would be a lot easier if they had a map of some kind…but you can't have everything you want in life.
However, they quickly discovered that there were a few more of Duff Killigan's many defenses in the hedgerow maze.
Suddenly, they found themselves attacked by a robot, who immediately asked them for a passcode.
"Give me the password in 5…4…3…2….1." said the robot.
Quickly, Phineas used his baseball launcher to make the robot explode.
"Phew! That was a close one!" exclaimed Phineas. By the looks of it, that robot has been armed with some rather potent lasers.
Duff Killigan must really not want people in his property.
Ferb nodded. Who knew what else was inside Duff Killigan's fortress?
On the plus side, this was proving to be a rather exciting babysit.
At that very moment, Kim Possible rejoined them.
"There you are! Don't wander off without me! I'm supposed to be babysitting you!" exclaimed Kim. She needed to keep an eye on the duo.
"Sorry about that." apologized Phineas. Now that they thought of it…it was probably a good idea for them to stay together.
"Do you hear something?" inquired Ferb.
As it turned out, they were now under attack…by an eagle.
"Where did Duff Killigan get that?" questioned Kim as she began to fight the ferocious bird.
"Well, it is what you get when you don't quite get a hole in one." acknowledged Phineas.
Once again, he pulled out his baseball launcher. He was glad that he had brought it with him when he had accidentally been kidnapped.
Oddly enough, Ferb was attacking the bird using some rather impressive gymnastic moves, much like the ones that he had shown off to the Mad Dog cheerleaders earlier.
Oh, and he also brought a toy gun that shot lightning bolts.
"You have an electric toy gun?" questioned Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
"Cool!" exclaimed his stepbrother.
After a brief scuffle, the eagle went down, and the trio found themselves at the end of the hedge maze.
"Well, that was rather exciting." noted Phineas.
"I do this stuff all the time." answered Kim.
"Well, you are the girl that can do anything." acknowledged the orange-haired boy.
"I'm starting to wonder if you two are the boys that can do anything." said the cheerleader.
"Well, we are only kids…" noted Ferb.
"And yet, you're at a supergenius level…kind of like my friend Wade." spoke Kim.
"He sounds interesting! We should hang out with him!" exclaimed Phineas.
"There might be a problem with that…he never leaves his room. At all…except for when he wants to be my sidekick." answered the babysitter.
"He doesn't? Shouldn't he leave his room and go out and do something fun?" questioned the genius stepbrother.
"He mostly stays at home and plays Everlot…when he's not briefing me for a mission." answered Kim Possible.
"I've heard of that game! It's quite a fantasy world!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Yeah…I actually ended up playing that game once…for some strange reason, I was a spritekin." noted the girl that could do anything.
"You were a spritekin?" questioned the boy who always knew what he was going to do today.
"Yes…I'm not sure why I was so small. Wade was a giant compared to me. He was a wizard." continued Kim.
"He was a wizard?" inquired Phineas.
"Yes…he could cast spells to attack his foes…he also happened to know the world of Everlot inside and out…apparently he was a high-level player now that I think of it." noted Kim.
"I heard that he's about Level 50." said Ferb.
"Yes…that's about his level. Though I think he might be Level 51 now." acknowledged the cheerleader.
"Level 51? What is the level cap for that game, anyway?" questioned Phineas.
"I'm not sure of that myself." answered Kim. Maybe she should play that game a bit more.
Meanwhile at DNAmy's Lair…
Rufus and Pinky began to think of a way to escape the bird cage. There had to be way out somewhere, right? Rufus was starting to feel a bit claustrophobic.
Suddenly, Rufus noticed something that he hadn't before…he was small enough to squeeze through the bars of the cage.
"Oh." said Rufus. Why hadn't he noticed that before?
However, there was still the matter of how to get Pinky out of the cage.
Curious, he noticed that the key to the bird cage was nearby.
Immediately, he used to it open the bird cage so that Pinky could get out.
They then gave each other a high five.
"Let's go!" exclaimed Rufus. The sooner they stopped DNAmy and Professor Poofenplotz, the better.
As it turned out, Poofenplotz was getting ready to steal some more perfume since she wanted it so badly.
"Good thing I brought my Me-Mobile." noted Professor Poofenplotz. She just loved that machine so much, especially because it looked exactly like her.
Sure enough, it was parked right outside DNAmy's Lair.
"Let's go get you some perfume, shall we?" inquired DNAmy.
However, at that very moment, Pinky and Rufus approached the duo.
"How did you escape?" asked Professor Poofenplotz.
Somehow, Pinky the Chihuahua always found a way to escape from her traps.
She wondered how he kept managing to pull it off…then again, he did have a sidekick with her this time.
Apparently, she was aware that she had teamed up with DNAmy and had brought an ally with him accordingly.
That was what she would do when she was dealing with more than one adversary, after all. She knew when she was outnumbered…even if people thought that she was an airhead.
"No matter. We've whipped up a creature designed specifically to deal with you." said Professor Poofenplotz.
Immediately, the crocophant burst into the room, causing Rufus and Pinky to both gasp in shock.
Would they be able to defeat such a thing? It looked rather vicious…it had both the jaws of a crocodile and the trunk of an elephant.
Who would have thought that the duo would be able to create such a ferocious creature?
"Since they're both here, maybe we could use them to create a naked mole chihuahua!" exclaimed DNAmy.
Professor Poofenplotz raised an eyebrow.
"Why would you want to create such a revolting thing?" questioned the self-absorbed scientist.
DNAmy shrugged.
"It seemed like a better idea when I pictured it in my head." noted the genetic splicer.
"I suppose that we could make more mix-and-match creatures in the future…but for now we really need to get going." said Professor Poofenplotz. They didn't have all day.
"Yes, yes, of course!" exclaimed DNAmy.
Quickly, the two wicked females boarded Professor Poofenplotz's Me-Mobile and began to head towards their destination of Upperton, leaving Pinky and Rufus alone with the crocophant.
Sure enough, it was beginning to approach them.
Curious, they began to think of a strategy to fight it…was there anything that would be effective against a creature with both the attributes of a crocodile and an elephant?
They began to think of a plan…
…but they were jolted back into reality when suddenly the crocophant attempted to step on them.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Rufus. A few seconds later and they would have both been pancakes.
The crocophant then followed by snapping its scary-looking jaws at them, causing them to back away.
For now, they decided that it was their best interest to try running away from the creature.
Fortunately, it wasn't as fast as it was strong.
Still, they knew that they had to keep running. If it caught up with them they would both be toast.
Speaking of toast, Rufus was starting to feel a bit hungry. Should he have eaten something before going on a mission?
In hindsight, that probably would have been a good idea. Maybe if he survived the mission, he could consider that next time.
Suddenly, he noticed a pair of Mickey Mouse ears on the table. Apparently, DNAmy loved the wonderful world of Disney.
Considering that she was a Disney character herself (along with every other character that was a cast member on Kim Possible and Phineas and Ferb), that wasn't very surprising.
"Huh?" asked Rufus curiously.
Pinky the Chihuahua raised an eyebrow.
Yes, I just broke the fourth wall.
"Hmm…" thought Rufus.
Yes, I know that it's rather confusing. Shouldn't you get back to fighting the crocophant.
"Oh yeah." remembered the naked mole rat. He needed to stay focused on the task in hand if he wanted to stop Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy from robbing Upperton of its precious perfume.
Sure enough, it was rapidly approaching them. Immediately, it trumpeted using its elephant trunk and began to snap its jaws.
Pinky the Chihuahua was rather worried, to say the very least. Battling mutant monsters was new even for him.
Suddenly, Rufus approached it and began to imitate a rodent.
Immediately, the crocophant recoiled in horror.
Rufus smiled. His plan was working…but he got the feeling that it wouldn't be enough. There had to be something else that they could do.
Noticing that there were some peanuts in the fridge, Rufus quickly used that as a distraction. He was well-aware of elephants and their love of peanuts…just like he had a craving for cheese.
If only there was some cheese in the lair.
Curious, Pinky the Chihuahua noticed that there was a thermostat nearby.
Immediately, he began to lower the temperature so that it would get colder.
Suddenly, it became very cold inside the building.
"Brrr!" exclaimed Rufus. His teeth were starting to chatter, in particular his buck teeth. Maybe he should have brought a scarf.
Sure enough, this was making the crocophant very sleepy. Already, it was starting to yawn.
As it turned out, being spliced with a crocodile made it naturally cold-blooded, as it was part reptile.
Eventually, it fell asleep, and Rufus and Pinky were safe. Rufus in particular let out a sigh of relief. That had been rather scary.
However, there was still the matter of stopping Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy. Would they be able to stop them in time?
Shrugging, they began to board a snow plow and headed towards where the duo had hopped off too.
Hopefully they would be able to find them before they caused too much trouble.
Back at Duff Killigan's lair…
A few minutes after reaching the end of a hedge maze, Kim Possible, Phineas, and Ferb had yet another encounter with Duff Killigan.
"There's no way out this time, Duff Killigan! Besides, I already called the police…I don't think they'll be happy that you stole their golf course." said Kim Possible.
"Fine! If I can't have the golf course then nobody can!" exclaimed Duff Killigan.
Immediately, he pulled out a remote.
"What's that?" asked Phineas.
Pressing a button on the remote, the trio suddenly heard an explosion outside.
"You blew up their golf course, didn't you?" questioned Kim.
"Aye." answered Duff Killigan.
"Really, Killigan?" inquired the cheerleader.
"Anyways, where were we? Ah yes." said the golfer.
Immediately, he began to fire golf balls at the trio.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Be careful!" warned Kim.
Doing as Kim Possible said, they began to keep their distance…and attacked Duff Killigan from a distance too.
"Aargh! Ye little brats!" bellowed Duff Klligan.
Kim Possible then punched Duff in the face.
"Ye really are stubborn, ye know that?" asked the dangerous golfer.
"I pursued you throughout your lair, so yes." nodded Kim.
Immediately, he attempted to whack Kim Possible with his golf club.
In retaliation, she took it away and threw it off in the distance to where Phineas and Ferb were, hoping that one of the two would grab it.
Sure enough, Ferb did.
Duff Killigan attempted to get it back, but Ferb whacked him in the face.
"Ouch! Now me face is all bruised!" exclaimed Duff.
Frantically, he attempted to wrest control over the golf club from Phineas and Ferb, who were struggling to keep it away from Duff Killigan.
Shrugging, Kim Possible ran over to him in order to punch him again.
However, at that very moment, Duff Killigan successfully pried it from Phineas and Ferb's hands.
He then used it to whack Kim away.
"Ouch!" exclaimed Kim.
"Right then…how would ye like some more of me golf balls?" asked Duff Killigan.
Suddenly, he found himself being tackled by Phineas and Ferb.
"Get off me, ye little brats!" bellowed the golf clubber.
Unfortunately, he found himself being tackled to the ground.
"Oof!" exclaimed Duff Killigan. Those two were surprisingly strong for their size.
"Thanks for the help. I really appreciate it…though admittedly I have faced Duff Killigan alone in the past." noted Kim Possible.
"Like the time I tried to take over the golf course in Japan?" asked Duff Killigan.
"Yes. That was the first golf course you were ever banned from…though i'm not quite sure why." answered the cheerleader.
"They kicked me out because they said I wasn't skilled enough!" exclaimed the golf player.
"Really?" asked Kim. She would be a bit crabby about that herself, though she most likely wouldn't do what Duff Killigan tried to do in retaliation.
Considering how skilled Killigan was at playing golf, she actually found that to be somewhat surprising.
Immediately, Kim Possible prepared to attack Killigan once again, punching him in the face.
However, he successfully managed to pull Phineas and Ferb off of him.
In retaliation, they began to shoot Duff Killigan with their weapons.
"Aargh! Why are the kids you're babysitting so tough?" asked the golf player.
"I'm not sure of that myself." answered Kim Possible.
Frantically, Duff Killigan began to search for something that he could use to take on the three at once.
Suddenly, he noticed that there was a golf ball that could be use to produce smoke.
"Huh. I actually didn't notice that before." thought Duff Killigan.
Curious, he pulled it out and tossed it as hard as he could.
Unsurprisingly, the room was filled with smoke.
"Darn it! He's trying to get away!" bellowed Kim.
"Where is he headed?" asked Phineas.
Curious, Kim used her Kimmunicator to determine where Duff Killigan was headed.
"Do you know where he's running off to, Wade?" asked Kim.
"Well, according to the map I have of his lair, there should be a dock nearby." noted Wade.
"Hmm…it looks like he's trying to make a getaway by boat." acknowledged Phineas.
"Er, why did you bring the kids you were babysitting on a mission with you?" inquired the computer hacker.
"It actually wasn't the plan…Duff Killigan wanted their golf course and he ended up accidentally kidnapping them in the process." explained Kim.
"Unfortunately, he ended up blowing it up." said Phineas.
"I'm sorry to hear that." stated Wade.
"We've gotten use to it." spoke Ferb. Their inventions always disappeared by the end of the day…somehow, they got the feeling that an evil scientist and a platypus had something to do with it…though they weren't quite sure how.
"It was close to the end of the day, anyway. We'll just build something else." answered the boy.
"I'll probably be babysitting you two again…so I'm looking forward to it. But I think that's enough talk. We need to stop Duff Killigan before he escapes!" exclaimed Kim.
"Got it!" bellowed Phineas.
Immediately, he pulled out a drill and went to where Duff Killigan's boat was along with Kim and Ferb.
Quickly, he began to drill holes into the mad golfer's boat, causing it to gradually begin to sink.
"Well, it looks like he won't be able to get a getaway now." noted Kim.
"What? What did ye brats do to my boat?!" exclaimed Duff Killigan, his face pale as a sheet.
"Sorry, but it looks like you won't be escaping." apologized Phineas.
"And look whose arrived." said the cheerleader.
Sure enough, the cops were on the scene.
As soon as they arrived at Duff Killigan's fortress, they began to stick handcuffs on his wrists.
"Darn you, Kim Possible, and darn you two brats! Ye three ruined everything for me!" exclaimed the golfer.
Subsequently, the cops began to take Killigan to jail.
"Well, it looks like I've managed to save the day again…though unfortunately i couldn't save your golf course." noted Kim.
"Don't worry about it! This was a blast!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Speaking of which, I should probably get you home before your parents come back." said the cheerleader.
Immediately, she pulled out her Kimmunicator to get some transportation. They had to get back to Phineas and Ferb's residence quickly.
At the City of Upperton (which was directly north of Middleton, unsurprisingly)…
"Give me every perfume bottle you have!" demanded Professor Poofenplotz impatiently.
"Yes! Right this way!" bellowed one of the clerks.
Immediately, they began to load the perfume bottles into her Me-Mobile, happy to have successfully pulled off a heist of this caliber…even if there was the likely possibility that she still wouldn't be accepted into L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
Apparently, the employees of the unfortunate perfume store had noticed the machine and had been intimidated by it. They clearly didn't want to stand in the two villainesses' path.
However, they were a bit confused to which it looked exactly like Professor Poofenplotz's head. It was a rather perplexing design.
"Maybe after this we could go collect some DNA samples!" exclaimed DNAmy.
"Whatever you say." answered Professor Poofenplotz, wondering if she should try experimenting with genetics herself.
Maybe that way she could finally be accepted into the ranks of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. once and for all.
However, Pinky and Rufus quickly arrived on the scene. They knew what the duo were planning and they were there to stop it.
DNAmy gasped in surprise.
"It's those meanies you were worried about!" bellowed the Cuddle Buddy lover. By the looks of things, the crocophant had failed to stop them.
Professor Poofenplotz sighed. She had a feeling that those two were going to show up.
"I should have known that they couldn't be defeated this easily…" acknowledged the vain scientist.
Immediately, she and DNAmy boarded the Me-Mobile in order to attack the duo.
"You're mine, Pinky the Chihuahua!" exclaimed Professor Poofenplotz.
"This is how I deal with meanies!" bellowed DNAmy.
Sure enough, it began to spray perfume at them…perfume that they didn't want to inhale as it would most likely knock them out.
Curious, Rufus and Pinky began to wonder how to battle the Me-Mobile. Maybe they should try going inside it and work on battling Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy from there?
Quickly, they dodged the laser beams that came out of the Me-Mobile's eyes so they didn't end up getting fried.
Unsurprisingly, they were leaving craters wherever the beams hit. The construction workers weren't going to be too happy about it.
The Me-Mobile followed by shooting a few missiles at the duo. Thankfully, they weren't heat-seeking, so they didn't have to worry about the missiles homing onto them.
Suddenly, Pinky pulled out a mirror that was lying on the ground. He wasn't quite sure how it got there, but he wasn't going to dwell on it.
He used it to reflect the lasers, and the Me-Mobile ended up temporarily going offline.
"Darn it! What did I even build this thing for?" questioned Professor Poofenplotz.
"That's odd." noted DNAmy. The machine was working just fine a few minutes ago.
This gave Rufus the opportunity to enter the Me-Mobile's inner workings and began to sabotage it.
"What's going on? I can't help but shake the feeling that something is wrong…" said DNAmy.
Sure enough, Rufus was tampering with the wires, causing the Me-Mobile to begin to lose power.
Inside the Me-Mobile's control area, the light was beginning to dim.
"What's happening? We're losing power!" exclaimed Professor Poofenplotz.
"This can't be good!" bellowed DNAmy.
Suddenly, the Me-Mobile collapsed on the floor. Rufus had completely and utterly sabotaged it.
"No!" shouted the self-absorbed scientist. It looked like her creation had been defeated…just like the crocophant.
Rufus and Pinky gave each other a high five. It looked like their job was done and that their adversaries had been foiled.
Immediately, they gathered the perfume bottles (including the perfume that Professor Poofenplotz had stolen earlier which had attracted the OWCA's attention) and began to return them to where they belonged.
"Thanks for the help. We were worried that we were going to have to go out of business." said the clerk.
"Uh-huh!" exclaimed Rufus. That was a legitimate concern considering how much perfume Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy were going to steal.
Speaking of the duo, they crawled out of the Me-Mobile bruised and battered.
"How did we both lose?" asked Professor Poofenplotz. She was confident that they would be able to defeat Pinky and Rufus by working together…but apparently, she had thought wrong.
"Teamwork!" exclaimed Rufus. He had to admit, he worked surprisingly well with the other OWCA agents.
Of course, he was used to working as a team as he regularly worked with Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, who were well-known for their heroics.
He had to admit, though he hadn't been part of OWCA for too long, he was really enjoying his new job.
"Bueno Nacho?" asked Rufus.
Pinky nodded.
Immediately, the duo began to head towards Bueno Nacho so that they could have something delicious while Professor Poofenplotz and DNAmy were arrested for larceny. They were about to learn the hard way that crime didn't pay…unless you were referring to retribution, in which case, it did pay.
After eating at Bueno Nacho, Rufus and Pinky returned to their owners.
Sure enough, Ron Stoppable was happy to see Rufus again.
"There you are, Rufus!" exclaimed Ron.
Immediately, Hana began to giggle.
"Hiyo!" bellowed Rufus. He was happy to see Ron again too. It had been kind of a long mission…and he was glad that it was over so that he could have some free time.
"So, what did you do this time?" inquired the blonde.
"DNAmy!" exclaimed Rufus.
"You went to stop DNAmy? I remember when she spliced you with Mr. Barkin…" noted Ron.
"Yeah." nodded the naked mole rat. That certainly hadn't been fun…and he was glad that it hadn't happened again.
Meanwhile, Pinky returned to Isabella.
"There you are, Pinky!" exclaimed Isabella.
"Ruff!" bellowed Pinky.
Once again, he had managed to defeat Professor Poofenplotz…with the help of his friend, Rufus the Naked Mole Rat.
At Phineas and Ferb's residence…
"I'm sorry that we couldn't save your golf course, boys." said Kim.
"It's fine. This happens to us all the time." noted Phineas.
'But what are we going to do about the gaping hole in your backyard?" inquired the cheerleader.
"Don't worry, Ferb's on it." answered the boy.
Immediately, Ferb pulled out a sack of some rather strange-looking fertilizer.
"What is that stuff?" asked Kim.
"It's Ferb's Miracle-Gro…we actually worked on that yesterday and it didn't disappear. Weird." noted Phineas.
Shrugging, Kim Possible decided to stand back to see what was going to happen. Knowing the two stepbrothers, it was probably going to be excited.
Her hunch turned out to be right.
Ferb immediately poured the Miracle-Gro into the hole, and suddenly grass began to grow over it.
Within a few minutes, it looked as if nothing had happened at all. Once again, Phineas and Ferb's summer shenanigans had been completely undone.
It wasn't a moment too soon, as Phineas and Ferb's parents pulled up into the driveway a few minutes later.
Candace also arrived home as well.
Curious, she noticed that the two boys didn't seem to have done anything bad this time.
"So, what did you two do?" inquired Candace.
"We busted a bad guy!" exclaimed Phineas.
"I thought busting people was supposed to be my job!" bellowed the teenage girl.
"Well, you did bust Senor Senior, Senior the other day." noted Ferb.
"Oh…well, I will admit that's true." acknowledged the teenage girl.
After receiving her paycheck, Kim Possible decided to head home as well. She had to admit…working with those two had been surprisingly enjoyable.
Maybe the next time she babysat them, they could help her with another mission as well.
Of course, not all of the villains were going to antagonize Phineas and Ferb…but it was still an interesting thought.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that chapter…in the next chapter, Dr. Drakken and Shego are going to do something evil again…
…but this time Dr. Drakken's mother is going to show up.
Oh, and Perry the Platypus is going to be battling the Senors…
…I hope you enjoy the show!