Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Kim Possible is going to fight Dr. Drakken while Perry is going after the Seniors…also, Professor Dementor is going on vacation, leaving Atrosis alone. Oh dear.
Enjoy the show!
Chapter 15: Platypus In The Rough
Perry the Platypus wondered how he was going to escape the glass cage. Surely since it was made of glass it was fragile, right? However, he didn't want to risk punching the cage for fear of injuring himself. Maybe he should find another way.
Curious, he began to look around in his hat to see if there was anything that he could to break the glass.
Oddly enough, he found a tuba. How exactly did it fit in there? He didn't ever recall his fedora being that big, though he had stored things inside of it before.
Shrugging, he began to play on the tuba so that he could break free from his predicament. Would he be able to use it to get out of this mess?
This worked surprisingly well. Immediately, cracks began to appear in the glass cage.
Perry the Platypus was satisfied with the visible results, and he continued playing. He appeared to be on to something.
Eventually, more cracks began to appear on the glass cage. From the looks of it, it wouldn't be long now, so Perry took a deep breath.
Playing the tuba as loudly as he could, the glass cage suddenly shattered, making a loud noise as it did so.
It looked like his plan had succeeded. He was free to do whatever he wished…which in that case involved recovering the stolen diamond and returning it to its rightful owners.
But where was the diamond, anyway? He got the feeling that the Seniors had probably hidden it somewhere in the mansion…but he wasn't quite sure where it was. Was it on the roof? Was it in the attic? Was it in the basement? Who knew?
Not only that, but he got the feeling that there would be more traps where that came from.
Still, he was determined not to fail his mission. It would be pretty disappointing if he didn't succeed in his task. He had a pretty decent reputation among the other OWCA agents, and he wanted to keep it that way.
Now where was he?
Ah yes.
Immediately, he ran his way throughout the mansion to find the diamond that did not belong to the duo.
Sure enough, Senor Senior Junior noticed him on the security cameras. He immediately jumped in surprise. He had a feeling that glass cage wasn't going to be enough…and he turned out to be right.
"Father, father! The secret agent platypus has escaped!" warned Senor Senior Junior.
"What?! He escaped?!" bellowed Senor Senior Senior in astonishment.
He certainly hadn't been expecting that, to say the very least. Who would have thought that Perry the Platypus would be able to find a way out?
No matter. It was time to release the hounds that Falsetto Jones had nicely donated to him.
Pressing a button, Perry the Platypus suddenly began to hear barking. Somehow, he got the feeling that they weren't secret agents.
Sure enough, a pack of ferocious bloodhounds appeared, who immediately snarled at Perry.
He was immediately forced to run, and the pack immediately pursued.
"Not to worry, Senior! He may have escaped the glass cage, but he will not escape the bloodhounds." comforted Senor Senior Senior.
"Are you sure about this, father?" questioned Senor Senior Junior.
"Of course I'm sure. Now go back to your suntan, Junior. You want your skin to remain tanned and healthy, am I right?" answered the elderly aristocrat.
"Yes, father. I do want my skin to remain healthy. Especially for the sake of my girlfriend." nodded the young man that had been named after his father.
Immediately, he began to relax…but somehow he got the feeling he shouldn't do so just yet.
Was the secret agent platypus going to escape the hounds too? It didn't take him too long to escape the glass cage. Not long after they had laid their eyes off of him, he had found a way out.
Who would have thought that he would be a tuba-playing platypus? Then again, considering this was their first time fighting someone other than Kim Possible there was probably a lot that he didn't know about the platypus yet. He was actually pretty curious.
Maybe if he continued watching him he would be caught by the bloodhounds and used as a chew toy…but it was boring watching a platypus all the time. He'd rather watch something on TV.
"I hope that we don't end up losing that diamond…" thought Senor Senior Junior. It would be a pain to steal it again after all the trouble that they went to in order to steal it in the first place.
Meanwhile in Middleton…
Phineas was having a lot of fun. It was so entertaining to spray things with his device. In fact, he had made some more of the special paint guns for his friends so that he could paint the Tri-City Area red…or blue…or orange…or yellow…or green…you got the idea.
"Wow, Phineas! Look at how much paint we've sprayed! You think we're going to run out?" inquired Isabella.
"I don't think so, Isabella…I designed these to hold a lot more paint that they appear…we should have enough to last us for the rest of the day. However, it will be dissolved by water." noted Phineas.
"So, if a sudden rainstorm occurred, the paint would disappear?" inquired Baljeet.
"Exactly. Knowing how our inventions always disappear, something like that is probably going to happen at the end of the day." noted the boy.
"Shouldn't your sister be trying to bust you by now?" inquired Buford.
"I think my mother is in voicemail." answered Phineas. Usually, Candace would try to bust them by using the cellphone.
However, at that very moment, she appeared to be on a date with Jeremy.
Immediately, Ferb waved towards the duo, and Candace reluctantly waved back. Deep down, she still felt the urge to bust her brothers.
But with her mother's phone still on voicemail, there wasn't much that she could do.
Wait…shouldn't she be keeping an eye on the two boys?
"Jeremy, do you mind? I need to keep an eye on my two brothers…" said Candace.
"Alright, Candace." agreed Jeremy.
Personally she thought that the two of them could take care of themselves…but she didn't want her mother to be disappointed in her.
Unfortunately, Ferb accidentally painted Candace's hair blue.
"Hey!" bellowed Candace.
"Sorry, Candace." apologized Ferb.
Apparently, today was just not her day…
…when was it her day, anyway? The only time anything really good happened to her was when she had been zapped by the Goodluckinator.
Suddenly, she noticed her mother and father standing on a bench.
"It's nice to get to take a look at the birds." noted Linda Flynn-Fletcher.
"It certainly is." agreed Lawrence Fletcher.
"Mom mom mom! Phineas and Ferb are painting the entire town!" exclaimed Candace.
"They're painting the whole town? You sure that's not an exaggeration?" asked Candace's mother.
"Let me show you, Mom!" shouted Candace.
However, as it turned out, the five of them were simply having a paintball fight at the moment. The paintball guns in question could be set to a different setting depending on what the two had planned.
"Oh, would you look at that…they're having a paintball fight...I just hope that they wash up afterwards." noted the woman that was once known as Lindana.
Candace sighed. She had a feeling that was going to happen.
At least her brothers and their three friends seemed to be having fun.
When was the last time they didn't do something fun, anyway? She remembered the time where they actually did nothing all day…oddly enough. It was rather out-of-character for them.
Suddenly, Linda noticed how colorful the city was today.
"Huh. I didn't know that they were having a paint job." noted Linda's mother, still unaware as to what the two boys were doing.
Curious, she also noticed that Candace's hair had turned blue.
"You spray painted your hair? Why didn't you tell me?" asked Linda.
"It was Phineas and Ferb!" exclaimed Candace.
"Phineas and Ferb did this for you? That was awfully nice of them." noted the former pop sensation.
Candace sighed. For some strange reason, her mother never realized what was happening whenever the two boys were up to something.
Immediately, she and her husband went back to what they were doing, leaving Candace distraught. She had a feeling that this was going to happen.
Sure enough, Phineas and Ferb resumed what they were really doing…which was painting the town until it was basically a giant rainbow.
Then again, nobody was actually getting hurt by their crazy idea…as usual.
Curious, Candace wondered how she was going to turn her hair back to normal.
At Mrs. Lipsky's residence…
After knocking out the evil minion by force-feeding him a naco that Ron had been saving for later but had become quite rancid, Kim, Ron, and Rufus were free to leave the dungeon.
Immediately, they used the staircase to get back to where they were earlier so that they could resume trying to stop Dr. Drakken.
As it turned out, he was rather surprised that they had escaped.
"How did you bust out of there?!" bellowed the blue-skinned scientist.
"I'm the girl that can do anything!" exclaimed Kim.
"Right, of course. Of course. Why can't I be the man who can do anything? I'd be able to take over the world that way!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"Dream on." stated Shego.
"No matter. Shego! Do what you do best…you know, with the glowing hands and such…" said the blue-skinned scientist.
"Whatever." answered the supervillainess as she activated her powers.
Immediately, Kim, Ron, and Rufus got ready to evade Shego's energy blasts. Personally Kim was surprised how fast she could shoot.
Of course, she was also trying to get closer to Kim so that she could punch her in the face.
Curious, Kim wondered if there was something that they could use in the attic to defend herself.
Sure enough, there were a few objects that she could throw at Shego…she decided to throw a picture of Dr. Drakken himself at her as a form of irony.
"Ouch!" bellowed Shego.
"Hey! I love that painting!" pouted Dr. Drakken.
"Of course you do. You're in love with yourself, aren't you?" asked Kim.
"Of course I am! I am perfect!" exclaimed the blue-skinned scientist.
"Then why did your Bebe robots leave you?" questioned Shego.
"You weren't even in that episode!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"I had a doctor's appointment! And not with an evil scientist! Give me a break!" answered the supervillainess.
However, at that very moment, Mrs. Lipsky arrived on the scene.
Sure enough, everyone stopped fighting.
"How are you doing up there, Drewbie? Are you working on your radio show?" asked Mrs. Lipsky.
"Yes, mother! I am! I'm hoping to get a million hits!" lied Dr. Drakken.
"I've got a billion hits and counting." stated Kim.
"Really? I've actually lost count as of late." noted Ron.
"Maybe you should visit my website sometime." suggested the girl that could do anything.
"I'd love to!" exclaimed Mrs. Lipsky.
Immediately, she went downstairs so that she could go on her computer and do just that.
Realizing that was their cue to continue fighting, Shego and Kim resumed their battle.
"I wonder how many times I've faced you two. You seem to be in every other mission I ever adventure on." noted Kim.
"I've been in all four seasons of this show!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Four seasons? That's quite impressive." acknowledged the cheerleader. Then again, many of her recurring adversaries had appeared throughout the show as well.
When exactly was this story set, anyway?
Immediately, Kim Possible tossed a flower vase at Shego, getting her hair wet.
"Darn it, Kimmie!" bellowed Shego. Now she was going to have to get her hair dryer.
"Hey…I've got to make do with everything I've got." noted Kim as she ducked underneath an incoming fireball.
Suddenly, Rufus latched onto her leg…and wouldn't let go.
"Get off!" bellowed Shego, trying to shake off the naked mole rat.
Unfortunately, she ended up losing her balance and fell on her back.
"Darn it! Why am I so clumsy today?" thought the former member of Team Go.
However, Dr. Drakken decided to fire the beam while the trio were occupied.
Immediately, the moon began to move out of orbit…about three feet to the left, to be precise.
"Soon a million dollars shall be mine!" bellowed Dr. Drakken.
"Uh-oh!" exclaimed Rufus. There had to be a way to undo what the duo had done.
Curious, he noticed that there was a reverse switch, and wondered if he should try using that.
At the Senors' hideout…
Perry the Platypus wondered what he was going to do about those vicious guard dogs. To be honest, he actually hadn't been expecting that. How many bloodhounds were there in this mansion?
There had to be a way to get rid of them…but he wasn't quite sure how.
Curious, he began to search in his fedora. Should he really be keeping all his gadgets there?
Much to his surprise, he found a dog whistle.
How many gadgets did he have, anyway? He had lost count. The OWCA was just so generous…but where were they getting all their funding?
Perhaps he should ask Major Monogram about that…assuming that he could understand him. He should take a sign language class or two.
Immediately, Perry the Platypus began to play the dog whistle, and the dogs began to recoil.
Realizing that this was working, he continued to play the whistle, and the guard dogs began to back away.
Eventually, they ran out of the mansion entirely, howling as they did so. Perry in fact had shown them the door.
It looked as if Perry was free to continue what he had started.
Now, where was that big diamond? Somehow, he got the feeling that he wasn't too far from it now. How big was the mansion again?
Once again, Senor Senior Junior noticed what was happening. At this point, he was about to panic and start running across the room. Not even the guard dogs that Falsetto Jones had so generously provided could stop him.
Maybe they should have tried asking for electric eels? He always seemed to have a lot of those. However, he had heard a rumor that he managed to break out of an electric cage, and wondered if that wouldn't work out as well.
"Father! He got past the guard dogs!" bellowed Junior.
"What? He did? This is one tough platypus…" noted Senor Senior, Senior. He hadn't seen anything like it…though he had heard rumors that there was a secret agency that sent animal agents like Perry to defeat evildoers like themselves.
At this point, he was running out of options. How exactly was he supposed to thwart a secret agent platypus? He wasn't quite sure what to do.
On the plus side, he had a laser grid to protect the diamond if anything else failed.
Now…where did he put the remote for the lasers?
"Father, he's found the diamond!" bellowed Senor Senior Junior.
"What?!" bellowed Senor Senior Senior. Things were going downhill really fast.
Meanwhile…
Phineas and Ferb were having fun…but they got the feeling that something was going to undo what their invention had done pretty sure.
Nowadays, they were able to tell when it was going to happen. They just did. Perhaps they had a sixth sense?
Sure enough, a tidal wave suddenly appeared. None of the five were aware of how the tidal wave had gotten there, but it washing away all the paint.
"I wonder where that tidal wave came from?" inquired Phineas.
"It appears that the moon has somehow been moved out of orbit…and that it's affected the ocean." noted Ferb.
"Yeah, that makes sense. How exactly did the moon move out of orbit, though?" inquired Baljeet.
"Maybe it was the work of an evil scientist?" suggested Isabella.
"Who cares? Let's go get our surfboards!" exclaimed Buford.
As it turned out, Phineas and Ferb had been crazy-prepared (like they often were) and had brought surfboards.
Immediately, they began to surf their way home.
However, in the process, they accidentally dropped their paintball guns…which broke.
"Whoops!" exclaimed Phineas.
Oh well. They could always build more inventions. That was what they did every summer, after all.
Sure enough, they arrived back home, and it appeared that nothing had happened. In other words, Candace was unable to bust them.
At Mrs. Lipsky's estate…
"Yes! Nothing can stop me now! Mwahahaha!" laughed Dr. Drakken.
"You do realize that there's a reverse button, right?" asked Kim.
Sure enough, Ron and Rufus were reversing what the ray gun had done.
Rufus then began to dismantle the machine, causing it to burst in two.
In the process, Ron ended up being covered with ashes.
"I'm going to need to dust myself off…" noted Ron.
"Nooo! Now how I am going to get a million dollars?!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Try asking the authorities." said Kim.
Sure enough, the police had arrived on the scene. Ron had called the police and had explained what was happening.
A few minutes later, Dr. Drakken and Shego found themselves being arrested.
Curious, Dr. Drakken's mother began to wonder what was happening. The only time she ever recalled her son being arrested was when he decided to hang out with Motor Ed…it was all Eddie's fault, she had said.
"What happened? Did you drive over the speed limit?" asked Mrs. Lipsky.
Dr. Drakken was about to say something, but he was loaded into a prison van.
How exactly did he escape from prison back when he and Dr. Doofenshmirtz tried making Roger Doofenshmirtz suffer, anyway? He couldn't quite remember. Maybe he tried digging his way out? The floor was surprisingly more delicate than it looked.
As usual, he decided to yell at his archenemy for thwarting his latest scheme. If he had a nickel for every time she had done that…
"You think you're all that, Kim Possible, but you're not!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Yeah, yeah. I've heard that a million times before." said Kim. It was getting a bit boring, really.
"Well, it's the truth! You really aren't all that!" bellowed the evil scientist.
"Do you think you're all that?" inquired Ron.
"Of course I do! I'm Dr. Drakken!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Uh-huh, sure." answered Shego.
Once again, the duo was taken away towards prison…where they belonged.
"It looks like a job well done." thought Kim Possible as she headed back home. Dr. Drakken just never gave up. Maybe she would be thwarting his schemes for the rest of her life.
Hopefully her brothers would be on their best behavior…though that was probably asking for too much.
Sure enough, they were had built a toy gun that could squirt ink…which they used on Kim's face.
"Hey!" bellowed Kim, wiping off her face with a nearby napkin.
"Hikka bikka boo?" inquired Tim.
"Hoosha!" exclaimed Jim, giving his brother a high five.
"I can't even understand you these days…" noted the cheerleader.
"No one can!" answered Jim.
"I hope you two are having fun." said Kim as she headed back towards her room.
How exactly could she tell them apart, anyway? She knew that one always wore red and the other wore green…but which one was it?
Anyways, she got the feeling that something big was going to happen tomorrow…though she wasn't quite sure what.
Was Dr. Drakken going to build an army of robots disguised as children's toys again? That had worked surprisingly well.
However, she already knew how to thwart that scheme. Just shut down the control tower and all the Diablo toys would turn back to normal.
What had become of the Diablo toys anyway? She was actually rather curious about that. Did Dr. Drakken sell them all at a garage sale?
Curious, she noticed that Hana Stoppable was playing with one outside.
Ron was taking her for a walk…and was surprised as to what she was playing with.
"You do realize that those are evil, right?" asked Ron.
"Yay! Diablo!" bellowed Hana, oblivious to their dark past.
Ron sighed. It looked like his baby sister wasn't interested in listening to him.
Then again, they were rather harmless now that they had thwarted Dr. Drakken's evil plan in that big movie they had.
When were they going to have another movie like that, anyway? He was actually pretty curious. Maybe it would be live action?
Maybe next time they could try travelling across outer space? That would be awesome.
Shrugging, he decided that they needed to get back home. Fortunately, their house was not far from where Kim's was.
"How was your mission?" asked Ron's mother.
"It was awesome! But my sister is playing with one of Dr. Drakken's Diablo toys." explained Ron.
"Ah yes…Ned actually gave her that when we went to Bueno Nacho on a date…he said that he wanted nothing to do with them." explained Ron's father.
"That explains a lot." stated Ron.
"He figured that would make both her and him happy." continued Ron's mother.
"I suppose it would." nodded the blonde.
Hopefully Hana would enjoy herself…maybe if Dr. Drakken tried turning the Diablo toys into mechas again, she would be there to help. He was currently teaching her how to spell out the alphabet. Maybe that would somehow come in handy?
It would be much appreciated if she could face threats to the world in the future…though for now Ron was satisfied with what he already had.
He just wondered what the other members of Kim's rogues gallery were up to.
At the Senors' Mansion…
Curious, Perry wondered how he was going to get past those lasers and recover the diamond.
If he wasn't careful, the diamond would probably end up being destroyed and he would fail the mission. Since that would also mean that the Senors would be unable to give the diamond to Bonnie Rockwaller, nobody would be happy about that.
Suddenly, he noticed that there was a remote nearby and wondered if he could use that to shut off the lasers.
However, in order to do that, he would need to carefully avoid the lasers as he made his way there.
Somehow, he got the feeling that someone had already done this before. Maybe it was Team Impossible?
Taking a deep breath, he hoped his training would pay off and began to leap across the laser grid.
Fortunately, his training did pay off, and he eventually reached the remote.
Immediately, he pressed the button and the laser grid was deactivated.
Now, all that was left now was to take the diamond and take it to its rightful owners.
Quickly, he grabbed the diamond and set out on his flying platypus car.
Sure enough, Senor Senior Junior noticed what was happening.
"Father! Perry the Platypus has taken the diamond!" exclaimed Senor Senior Junior.
Senor Senior Senior sighed. He was afraid that would happen. Personally he was rather surprised that Perry the Platypus was able to pull that off. He heard that not even Team Impossible could do such a thing.
Rather than curse Perry the Platypus, he decided to applaud him instead. He was a fair sport after all…even if he wasn't expecting Perry to be able to thwart him.
This confused Perry, but he decided not to dwell on it. He had a mission to complete.
Fortunately, he was able to return the diamond without any more problems.
It looked like the day had been saved.
At Professor Dementor's hideout…
Atrosis was feeling rather excited. Professor Dementor had called her towards his supervillain lair, so apparently he was up to something bad.
However, when she arrived at the lair, she noticed that Professor Dementor was carrying some suitcases, and began to wonder what was going on.
"Professor Dementor, where are you going?" asked Atrosis.
"I'm going on a vacation at the Evildoer Hotel!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Should I come with?" inquired the elastic supervillainess.
"No no no! You stay here and look after ze base! My henchmen should help you vith zat…" bellowed the professor.
"Um…sure." nodded Atrosis.
To be honest, she felt a bit disappointed.
"Off I go! Let me know if you need anything…like if zat obnoxious Kim Possible decides to break into my base!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Right, right. Of course." nodded Dementor's number two.
Sure enough, Professor Dementor opened the door and drove away from his hideout.
She had to admit…she was feeling a bit lonely, even if she had Professor Dementor's bulky henchmen to keep her company.
Shrugging, she decided to go to Bueno Nacho. The food there was delicious at least…though she wasn't going to work there again after how terrible an employer Ned was.
Fortunately, there was a Bueno Nacho close to the lair, so she didn't have to worry about leaving the base unattended for too long. Professor Dementor's henchmen couldn't hold off Kim Possible themselves, even if they were really muscular.
While she was at it, maybe she should try looking for other evildoers that wanted her help. That was what her mother had always told her to do…of course, her father had told her that she should try to change the world as well, hence the reason why she was working with a man that wanted world domination.
Personally, she wondered who she should visit first.
"Maybe Duff Killigan?" thought Atrosis.
Shrugging, she decided to head towards his estate to see if he wanted her help.
Well, that's the end of the chapter…I hope you enjoyed it. In the next chapter, Atrosis is going to end up bringing back one of Kim's old adversaries…can you guess which one?
You'll probably figure it by the title of the next chapter…heh heh.