Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
Hey there! In this chapter Atrosis is trying to help someone else conquer the world or do something evil like that…but she's going to have some problems. Without Professor Dementor she's kind of up a creek without a paddle.
However, something unexpected is going to happen…an old foe of Kim Possible is going to return.
If you haven't guessed yet, you'll find out.
Chapter 16: Monkey Business
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable were at Bueno Nacho…as usual.
As usual, Kim Possible had ordered a salad and Ron Stoppable had decided to order a naco…which he was sharing with Rufus.
"Yum!" exclaimed Rufus.
However, much to their surprise, they found another person to be there as well.
That person was Atrosis, who was eating a taco.
"Atrosis?! What are you doing here?!" exclaimed Kim Possible.
"Is Professor Dementor up to something evil?!" bellowed Ron.
"Er, no…he's on vacation." answered Atrosis.
"Then why are you here?" questioned the cheerleader.
"I have nothing to do except look after his base. It's boring, really." stated the supervillainess.
"Have you tried working with anyone else?" asked Ron. Apparently, trying to come up with an evil scheme herself wasn't something that Atrosis would do…hence the reason that she was unhappy without Professor Dementor.
Atrosis nodded.
"How is that working out for you?" asked Kim.
"Not very well, I'm afraid. I haven't found anyone that wanted my help. And I don't want to work with Ned again." said Atrosis.
"I've been there." nodded the cheerleader. Why was Ned such a terrible employer? All she wanted was a green sweater that Shego had gone out of her way to steal.
Atrosis knocked on the door to Duff Killigan's estate, hoping that he would answer.
"Can I help ye?" inquired Duff Killigan.
"Can I help you?" answered Atrosis.
"Do you play golf?" asked the golf player.
"No." said the supervillainess.
Duff Killigan shut the door in Atrosis's face.
"I can play basketball!" exclaimed the supervillainess.
Atrosis later went to help the Senors…as they were hoping to teach Senor Senior Junior how to drive a limo.
"You wanted me to teach Senor Senior Junior how to drive a limo? I suppose I could help him with that…" asked Atrosis.
Something told her that she was going to be driving a getaway van for Professor Dementor in the future.
"Thank you for accepting our request…but we've already found someone." answered Senor Senior, Senior.
At that very moment, Motor Ed noticed Atrosis.
"Whooo! What a woman!" bellowed Motor Ed, bringing Atrosis closer to his face.
"I…may need to get a restraining order." noted the supervillainess.
Not too long afterwards, Atrosis decided to help Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Immediately, she knocked on the door to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz answered the door a few minutes later.
"Do you need help with anything?" inquired Professor Dementor's number two.
"I'm not doing anything evil today. I need to look after my daughter Vanessa." explained Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Really? I heard that you were going to build a device that would repel all platypodes in the Tri-City Area." questioned Atrosis.
"I was going to do that…but my ex-wife insisted I look after her. It's a big disappointment." answered the evil scientist.
Atrosis sighed. She wasn't having any luck.
"So…no luck finding anyone else?" inquired Kim.
"No luck." answered Atrosis.
"Well, I heard that DNAmy wants help with something…" noted Ron.
"Really?" asked the supervillainess. She was all ears.
Immediately, she drove away towards her hideout to see if that was true.
"You sure we shouldn't have tipped her off, Ron?" asked Kim.
"She did seem kind of lonely…" acknowledged Ron.
"Who would want to be stuck playing the role of a sidekick to someone else?" inquired the cheerleader.
"Um…" answered the blonde.
At DNAmy's evil lair…
Atrosis arrived at DNAmy's hideout, happy to be of assistance.
Sure enough, DNAmy was in fact looking for someone to help her.
She seemed rather excited.
"Right this way!" exclaimed DNAmy.
Atrosis let out a sigh of relief. Finally she found someone else that wanted her help.
"So, what did you want help with?" asked the supervillainess.
"I want you to help me make some more Cuddle Buddies! Just make sure the machine is operational for me, OK?" inquired DNAmy.
Curious, Atrosis noticed DNAmy's muscular-bound henchman.
"Hello." said Tougho.
"Funny…I think my boss wanted someone like you as his number two…" noted Atrosis.
Tougho shrugged.
Shrugging, she went to the machine to see if it was operational.
As it turned out, it was working as well as ever.
"Well, I suppose it's working fine." noted Atrosis.
Suddenly, she noticed that there was a statue in DNAmy's garden.
"Hmm?" thought the supervillainess.
As it turned out, there was a statue of Monkey Fist there.
"Hmm…this statue is disturbingly life-like." thought Atrosis. Did DNAmy make this statue herself?
Taking a closer look, she noticed that there was text inscribed on the statue's forehead.
"What's that?" questioned the supervillainess.
As it turned out, the text read "Help Me".
"That's…disturbing." thought Atrosis.
Was there anything that she could do for help? Curious, she reached into her bag.
Curious, she remembered a ray gun that Professor Dementor had given her as a reward for defeating Rufus the Naked Mole Rat. Granted, they had still lost against Kim Possible, but it was a rather impressive feat considering his training at the OWCA.
Immediately, she began to flashback.
"What's this?" asked Atrosis.
"It's a device that you can use to transform those who have been transformed into something different into zere original form…I haven't had a use for it so I suppose you can have it." said Professor Dementor.
Atrosis shrugged. It might come in handy one day.
Immediately, Professor Dementor handed Atrosis the Anti-Transformation Gun.
"I guess I'll see what I can do with it." answered the supervillainess.
Shrugging, Atrosis decided to try out the ray gun on the lifelike statue. Did it really work?
Much to her surprise, the effects were immediately noticeable. Monkey Fist immediately began to revert back to his natural state.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Sure enough, Monkey Fist had returned. He began to look around to see where he was.
"What happened? And where am I? The last thing I remember was making a deal with the Yono and then getting trounced by a baby…" stated the genetically altered man.
Unsurprisingly, the mark of the Yono was still on his wrist.
"You made a deal with the Yono? And then got trounced by a baby? OK…that sounds weird." acknowledged Atrosis. Was she going to be trounced by a baby one day? She had already gotten deflated by a naked mole rat…she had gotten her revenge, but still.
"Yes." answered the man that was formerly known as Monty Fiske.
"What is the Yono, anyway? I've never heard of it." questioned Atrosis.
"It's a mystical monkey that can grant power to those who summon it, alright? Of course maybe I should have read the fine print before I made a deal with it." questioned Monkey Fist.
"Maybe you should have." nodded the supervillainess. Personally, she got the feeling that making a deal with an evil monkey wasn't a good idea. Deals like that always seemed to go south.
"Now that I think of it…I seem to recall being transformed into a statue…though my memory is still fuzzy." noted the man that was once known as Monty Fiske.
"I imagine it would be after being trapped in stone for so long." shrugged the supervillainess.
Suddenly, DNAmy began to walk towards the garden.
"I need to water my flowers!" exclaimed DNAmy, holding a watering can.
Quickly, Monkey Fist began to hide. He seemed worried about something.
Curious, Atrosis noticed the expression on his face.
"Is something the matter?" inquired Professor Dementor's right-hand.
"Don't let her see me!" bellowed the monkey man.
"Um, sure…" nodded the young lady.
Immediately, she stood in front of where Monkey Fist was hiding…which was in the bushes.
Sure enough, DNAmy entered the room.
"What happened to my lifelike statue of Monkey Fist?" inquired DNAmy.
"It, er…well, I decided to move it." answered Atrosis.
"Why would you do that? And where is it now?" asked the madwoman.
"It looked rather dusty, so I put it in the attic where all the dusty things are. Watch out for the spiders!" lied Atrosis.
"Oh. Well, I'll make sure to take a look at it later." answered DNAmy.
"Right, of course." nodded the elastic supervillainess.
Immediately, DNAmy left the room.
"Is she gone?" asked Monkey Fist.
"I think so." nodded Atrosis.
"You've got to get me out of here!" exclaimed the simian of a man.
"Um, sure. I'll show you the door I came in." agreed Professor Dementor's right-hand woman.
Sure enough, the door was not too far from where they were standing.
As they left, Tougho immediately noticed what was going on…but he simply shrugged.
A few minutes later, Monkey Fist was finally out of DNAmy's house.
"Thank goodness! If she caught me there was no telling what she would do!" bellowed Monkey Fist.
"She's a real stalker, isn't she? I might have one myself…" acknowledged Atrosis. Here's hoping that Motor Ed didn't send her love letters.
"Well, it looks like I owe you a debt. Is there anything I can do to repay you?" asked the monkey man.
"Well, since I don't have anything else to do other than look after a base that's already well-defended…I suppose you could let me help with one of your schemes." answered the supervillainess.
"Yes!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
Sure enough, he was getting the benefit of the deal. They were both going to be happy, alright.
Immediately, Monkey Fist began to laugh, making monkey noises as he did so.
"What's with the monkey noises?" asked Atrosis.
"Sorry, that happens sometimes." apologized Monty Fiske.
"Alright then." answered the supervillainess.
For some strange reason, Monkey Fist's old car happened to be outside DNAmy's lair. Apparently, she had found it at a sale.
Deciding not to look a gift horse in the mouth, they set out to Monkey Fist's castle.
Meanwhile at the Flynn-Fletcher residence…
"Whoa, Ferb! That video you made of yourself doing acrobatics is getting a lot of views!" exclaimed Phineas.
Ferb smiled. Personally he was worried that the video would turn out to be embarrassing. Granted, there was a delete video option available…buthe still wanted to be cautious.
Suddenly, a man who was dressed like a ninja approached the duo.
Immediately, he handed Ferb a package.
Curious, the duo began to open it.
"What's this, Ferb? It appears that you've been invited to a ninja academy…that's really impressive!" exclaimed Phineas.
Ferb nodded. Who would have thought that he would end up becoming a ninja? Of course, there was the time they had tried building ninja costumes…
"But what am I going to do with you gone? And how are we going to get there?" inquired the boy.
As it turned out, the package came with a map.
"Oh…I guess that's how we're going to get there." said Phineas.
Immediately, he began to look at the map.
"Well, I guess we had better get going." noted the boy.
Sure enough, they began to use one of their old inventions (which miraculously had not disappeared yet), to get to the ninja school.
However, Candace quickly noticed what they were doing.
"Mom mom mom! Phineas and Ferb are flying on an airplane to who-knows-where!" exclaimed Candace.
"Don't be overdramatic, Candace." answered Linda.
Candace sighed. Her mother always thought that she was exaggerating things. When she had accused the boys of building robotic duplicates of themselves, Linda believed that they were simply pretending to be robots.
Still, she had to wonder where exactly they were going. They could be flying off to the moon to all she knew.
At that very moment, Isabella, Buford, and Baljeet arrived, curious to see what Phineas and Ferb were up to.
"Hey, Phineas. Whatcha' doin?" questioned Isabella.
However, she quickly noticed that Phineas and Ferb weren't there.
"Wait…where's Phineas and Ferb?" inquired the Fireside girl.
Perry the Platypus (who was off duty once again) noticed Phineas and Ferb's disappearance, and began to feel a sense of irony.
"I wonder what we're going to do for fun now?" asked Buford.
"Maybe we could go play hopscotch?" suggested Baljeet.
Buford and Isabella shrugged. That seemed to be a good idea as any.
Of course, if it were Phineas and Ferb they would probably play a rather different game of hopscotch…but since they were probably busy they would let it slide.
Immediately, the trio went to play their game of hopscotch, though they had to wonder where Phineas and Ferb had mysteriously disappeared off to.
Wherever they were, Isabella hoped that they were having fun…though she and her two friends wondered why they had suddenly left without notifying them.
It would have been nice if they had at least left a letter detailing where they had hopped off too. That seemed to be common courtesy.
Shrugging, she wondered if the Fireside Girls would be interested in playing their game as well.
Promptly, she pulled out her cell phone and began to call up her friends.
"Hey, Adyson. Would you been interested in playing a game of hopscotch?" inquired Isabella.
"Does it involve Phineas and Ferb?" questioned Adyson.
"I'm afraid not. They've mysteriously vanished." answered the Fireside Girl.
"Oh…well, I suppose I'll get the other Fireside Girls anyway. They might be interested." noted the fellow Fireside Girl.
Hopefully they would be able to have fun even without the two boys.
At Monkey Fist's castle…
"Well, here we are." said Monty Fiske.
"Thank you for the ride." stated Atrosis.
"It's the least I could do after you freed me from that granite prison…" noted the monkey man.
"Yeah…it would probably be best if you don't make deals like that in the future. Power like that always comes with a price." said the supervillainess.
Monkey Fist sighed. He was this close to defeating his enemies too.
Immediately, he and Atrosis entered the castle…
…and were surprised to see that the monkey ninjas had wrecked the place. Chairs had been toppled over, vases had been broken, the windows were covered with splattered bananas, and the monkeys had tracked mud all over the carpet.
"What is the meaning of this?!" bellowed the possessor of the Mystical Monkey Power.
"Whoa! It looks like you've been away for a long time!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Sure enough, the monkey ninjas had returned to Monkey Fist's castle following their master's defeat and subsequent imprisonment in granite…and had really made monkeys of themselves, to say the very least.
"If we're going to do something evil…we might want to clean this place up." noted the supervillainess.
Suddenly, the monkey ninjas noticed that their master had returned…and began to jump up and down in excitement.
"They sure seem glad to have you back." pointed out Atrosis.
"Just how long have I been gone, anyway?" questioned Monkey Fist.
The monkey ninjas shrugged. They had lost count. All they knew was that they were happy for Monkey Fist to be back.
"Well, I'm not paying you bananas for nothing. Get to work and make sure this castle is spotless!" ordered the simian man.
The monkey ninjas nodded, and began to undo what they had done.
Shrugging, Atrosis began to pitch in as well.
Much to Monkey Fist's surprise, she was able to stretch herself distances that were inhumanely possible.
"What kind of power is this?" questioned Monkey Fist.
"Space Asteroid Power, I guess." answered Atrosis. She was a bit curious of the origin of her powers herself.
Just how many superpower asteroids were there in the galaxy, anyway? She wanted to know.
"You must show me where you got that power!" exclaimed the monkey man.
"I could do that…but unfortunately the asteroid broke into pieces as soon as I touched it. It's not going to give powers to anyone else…unless you somehow manage to reassemble it." explained the supervillainess.
"Curses! Well, I won't rule that out as a possibility." acknowledged Monkey Fist.
"Don't feel too bad…I heard that you have the Mystical Monkey Power…so I would imagine that you would be rather flexible, yourself. You have both the strength and speed of a monkey." noted Atrosis.
"Of course I do. That's why they call me Monkey Fist…" said the man.
"Isn't that the name of a knot?" questioned the supervillainess.
"I…actually didn't think of that." spoke who was once known as Monty Fiske…and to some extent still is.
Sure enough, the monkey ninjas seemed rather surprised that Atrosis was able to stretch herself such vast distances.
"I can also inflate myself too…and shapeshift." noted the supervillainess.
Basically she was a hot air balloon…and made out of rubber.
As soon as they were finished cleaning, the monkey ninjas began to applaud her.
Judging from the fact they were jumping up and down, they wanted an encore.
Shrugging, Atrosis decided to what they wanted.
Immediately, she did a backflip…which was followed by a somersault.
She then did a frontflip, followed by some jumping jacks.
However, it appeared that the monkey ninjas wanted her to demonstrate her powers…though they were still impressed by the show nonetheless.
Shrugging, Atrosis began to inflate herself, causing her to resemble a hot air balloon.
She then began to deflate herself to the point where she was almost two-dimensional.
Using this ability, she was able to squeeze her way through a crack in the wall.
She came back a few minutes later, converting herself back to her regular shape.
She then inflated her arms until she looked rather muscular.
"Are you satisfied now?" inquired Atrosis. She could only use her powers so much before she started to feel tuckered out. She could stretch pretty wide but there was a limit.
The monkey ninjas nodded. Sure, their master's Mystical Monkey Power was very impressive…but Atrosis's abilities were rather impressive too. Maybe they should head to Go City to see if they could gain powers like that.
"Why do you glow yellow whenever you use your powers?" questioned Monkey Fist.
"It was a side-effect of the meteorite…if you look closely, you'll notice that my skin is a pale yellow." answered Atrosis.
"Interesting…" thought Monty Fiske.
Now that he thought of it…didn't Dr. Drakken have a sidekick with pale green skin that could shoot fireballs out of her hands among other things?
"You wouldn't happen to be a former member of Team Go, now would you?" questioned the monkey aristocrat.
"Team Go? I've been a big fan of them in my younger years…but no. I am a resident of Go City though. Nowadays I work with Professor Dementor. Wonderful employer he is. Basically he's superior to Dr. Drakken in every way. He's got better technology…better henchmen…a better lair…"
"And a sidekick who actually respects him?" inquired Monkey Fist.
"Yeah…I'm basically everything Shego isn't while he's everything Dr. Drakken isn't…crazy coincidence, don't you think?" asked Atrosis.
Monkey Fist nodded. Apparently, this was why they complimented each other rather well.
"So…what did you have in mind?" questioned the supervillainess.
"Well, I was hoping that you could steal an idol for me…three of them, to be precise. I think we'll start with the Ruby Idol since it's the closest of the three….after that we'll go for the Sapphire Idol…and after that we'll go for the Emerald Idol." explained Monkey Fist.
"I wonder why the idols come in three different colors?" inquired Atrosis. It looked like someone was easily amused.
"I don't know the answer to that myself. What I do know is that if I get the three idols together, I can use them to enhance my monkey powers." explained Monkey Fist.
"What happens if someone tries using them and they don't have monkey powers?" questioned the supervillainess.
"In that case, they will end up inheriting the Mystical Monkey Power themselves…but since I wish to be the sole wielder of the Mystical Monkey Power I do not want this to happen. I would advise you to destroy the idols once I'm done with them." answered Monkey Fist.
"Of course…now that I think of it, my elastic powers happen to be rather unique. Do you know anyone else that glows yellow? Then again my employer does have yellow skin like me…though his is much more noticeable." noted Atrosis.
"The first Ruby Idol happens to be at a museum…for some strange reason people never seem to notice how powerful the artifacts they have are…" questioned the monkey man.
"You think they would have researched them a bit more before they put them up on display." acknowledged Professor Dementor's right-hand.
"You may use my car…but don't leave a scratch on it!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
Immediately, he handed her the car keys.
"Yes, of course." nodded Atrosis. Monkey Fist had car insurance…right?
Immediately, she entered the vehicle.
However, much to her surprise, the monkey ninjas wanted to come along.
"Well, I would appreciate it if you would give me a hand…though I can probably pull this off alone. Those guards back at Fort Knox weren't a match for me." noted Atrosis;
Being skilled at hand-to-hand combat had its perks. She was naturally talented at it…though the training center they had back at Hench Co. was pretty helpful.
Sure enough, one of the monkeys began to drive.
"Your name is? " asked Atrosis.
"Ooh ooh aah aah!" exclaimed the monkey ninja.
"Darwin? Alright then. Here we go!" exclaimed Atrosis.
However, he was driving rather erratically. Not only that, but he was driving well past the speed limit.
At this rate, they were going to crash…and they wouldn't be going to the museum.
Realizing what was going to happen if she continued to let the monkeys drive (or this particular monkey, anyway), Atrosis hit the brakes.
"Wait a minute…Darwin, you don't have a driver's license!" exclaimed the supervillainess.
"Aah?" questioned Darwin.
"You can't drive without a driver's license, Darwin! That's dangerous! Does any of you have a driver's license?" inquired Atrosis.
One of the monkey gave Atrosis his.
"Hmm? You have a driver's license, Manzano? Where did you get that?" inquired the supervillainess.
Manzano did not remember.
"Well, your license isn't outdated, so I guess you should be the one driving." answered Professor Dementor's right-hand.
Immediately, Manzano began to drive the car. Sure enough, he was driving much more smoothly than Darwin.
"Now we won't have to use the airbag." answered Atrosis. After all, Monkey Fist did not his car to be damaged. Of course, neither would she.
Sure enough, the museum was within sight. It was time to get to work.
Immediately, Atrosis and the monkey ninjas exited the car and adventured into the Middleton Museum.
However, the watchman immediately noticed them.
"Hey! You're not allowed in here this late at ni-"
Suddenly, he noticed the monkey ninjas that Atrosis had brought with her.
"Don't mind me! Feel free to do whatever you wish!" exclaimed the watchman.
"Please and thank you." answered Atrosis.
Immediately, she began to search for the Ruby Idol. From what Monkey Fist had told her about the three idols, it would somewhat resemble a monkey…and it would be red.
"We better start searching." said the supervillainess.
At Kim Possible's house…
"Well, today was a rather long day." noted Kim. Sure enough, there had been a big pop quiz in Mr. Barkin's class and she was feeling rather exhausted.
At least she managed to get a good grade on it…while everyone else except Phineas and Ferb flunked. Ron and Rufus had in fact fallen asleep during class.
"Zzz…Bueno Nacho is delicious…" murmured Ron.
"Bueno…Nacho…" said Rufus.
"I can't wait to have another delicious taco…" mumbled the blonde.
"Stoppable!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin.
Ron Stoppable woke up with a start.
"What happened?" asked Ron.
"You dozed off while you were in class, Stoppable. Now you have detention." answered Mr. Barkin.
"Noooooo!" screamed the blonde.
Rufus began to cry. Life was so unfair.
"But but but it's naco night!" exclaimed Ron.
"Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you dozed off in my class!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
"What a cruel world we live in…" answered the blonde.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Rufus.
Kim Possible began to sigh. She remembered the time she got detention well…though she ended up making some friends there, curiously enough.
Still, she wondered why Bonnie Rockwaller never seemed to get detention…personally she thought she deserved it more than anyone else she knew.
Maybe Mr. Barkin never paid attention to her.
She in particular enjoyed the look on Bonnie Rockwaller's face when she realized that she had flunked.
Still, she wished that Mr. Barkin hadn't given her such a difficult assignment. How was she going to graduate if he didn't give her any slack?
Granted, she was the girl that could do anything…though she would like a break from saving the world every now and then.
Unfortunately, evil never rests, as she was about to find out.
Suddenly, her Kimmunicator went off.
"What's the sitch, Wade?" asked Kim. Just when she had gotten out of school too.
"There's been a break-in at the Middleton Museum…you had better get there fast. They could be after something valuable." warned Wade.
"I'm on it!" exclaimed Kim.
Immediately, she entered her car and began to drive towards the Middleton Museum.
Personally, she wondered who was responsible. The museum actually hadn't been robbed for a while. Why was it being robbed now?
And what exactly did they want from the museum? She had lost count how many artifacts they had on display there.
She just hoped that she would make it there in time. She always hated it whenever she arrived too late.
Oh dear! It looks like Atrosis has brought back Monkey Fist! And it looks like she's going to be working with him this time.
Not only that, but they're trying to increase the potency of his Mystical Monkey Power…can Kim Possible and Ron stop him? And can Phineas and Ferb?
I hope you're looking forward to the next chapter of this fanfic!
Toodles!