Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Kim and Ron are going to try to stop Atrosis and Monkey Fist from collecting all three Monkey Idols…I will admit this is like the episode Big Bother but I hope you like my spin on things…and just for the record, only one of the idols is actually going to be in a temple. The three idols were in fact all in the same temple but eventually two of them found their way elsewhere.
A bit crazy, isn't it?
Chapter 17: Simian Skirmish
"Who would want to rob the museum this time? The only person I know that regularly robs museums is Monkey Fist…but he's gone now." noted Kim.
She remembered well the time she was almost transformed into a monkey after one of his heists went awry.
"You think he somehow came back?" asked Ron. He got the feeling that Monkey Fist wasn't gone for good…as much as he would like for it to be the case.
"As a matter of fact, you are correct!" exclaimed someone out in the distance.
Kim Possible gasped in shock. She recognized that voice.
Sure enough, it was none other than Atrosis…and she was backed up by a bunch of monkey ninjas.
"Atrosis? You're working with Monkey Fist? And how did he manage to escape?" inquired Kim Possible.
"I used a ray gun to bust him out of his predicament…now he's back!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Oh no…" thought Ron. He was in fact hoping that he had seen the last of Monkey Fist…but apparently it wasn't meant to be.
"Now then…how does Monkey Fist get these monkey ninjas to attack? Monkey Ninjas, after them? Monkey Ninjas, go forth? Monkey Ninjas, let's get it on?" questioned Atrosis.
"I believe he says "Monkey Ninjas, Attack." answered Ron.
"Oh. Monkey ninjas, attack!" exclaimed the supervillainess.
Sure enough, the monkey ninjas began to attack the duo.
"Get them off me!" bellowed the blonde.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Rufus. Oddly enough, the monkey ninjas actually reminded him of the OWCA agents now that he was an official member of the group.
Now that he thought of it…wasn't one of the OWCA members a monkey?
Speaking of the OWCA, they also reminded him of Perry the Platypus…who was off-duty tonight.
Fortunately, Kim Possible still remembered how to deal with monkey ninjas. She in fact had wondered where they all had gone off to after Hana Stoppable had defeated Monkey Fist.
Well, now she knew.
However, Atrosis had decided to enter the fray herself.
"Here I come!" exclaimed the supervillainess, giggling all the while.
"Why does she love fighting so much?" inquired Ron. Personally he wished that everyone could just get along…but not Atrosis apparently.
"Beats me." answered Kim. Though she was quite capable at kung fu, she preferred cheerleading over wrestling.
Sure enough, Atrosis was using her elastic abilities to stretch out her arms.
This was making life more difficult for Kim, who was having difficulty approaching her.
And of course, she was being backed up by the monkey ninjas.
Suddenly, she noticed the Ruby Monkey Idol lying on a pedestal nearby. It was standing next to two torches.
Curious, she went to grab it, and noticed that the Ruby Monkey Idol represented a monkey with his hands on his ears.
"I guess he doesn't like loud noises." noted Atrosis.
Oddly enough, it felt rather hot to the touch.
Immediately, she put the Ruby Monkey Idol in the bag.
"Let's get going, shall we?" inquired the supervillainess.
Unfortunately, the monkey ninjas ended up trampling Kim and Ron on their way out.
"Ow…" murmured Kim. She wasn't expecting them to move so fast.
"Ugh…" thought Ron. This reminded him of the time where he got sucked into a TV and ended up being caught in an animal stampede.
When the big dust cloud finally cleared, they realized that Atrosis and the monkey ninjas were gone.
Kim Possible sighed. She was going to have to have Wade add that to her "failed missions" folder on her website.
What exactly did Monkey Fist want with the three idols, anyway?
Undoubtedly, it was something bad.
"Where are they heading next, Wade?" inquired Kim.
"Actually, Kim. I got a message from the Yamanouichi Ninja Academy…they want to talk to you about something…" answered Wade.
"Is it about Monkey Fist returning?" inquired Kim.
"You've heard about it too?" asked the computer hacker.
"Yes…Atrosis told us all about it…and already she's gotten one of the Monkey Idols." answered the cheerleader.
"Well, there are two left. I believe one of them might be underwater somewhere…but I haven't narrowed down the exact location." explained Wade.
"Alright…let me know when you've found it…and I'll put on my diving suit." nodded Kim.
"You think we'll discover Atlantis?" asked Ron.
"I believe that Phineas and Ferb already did that." explained the cheerleader.
"Aww!" complained the blonde.
"Bummer." murmured Rufus.
"I guess we'll head to the ninja academy for now…they might explain what exactly Monkey Fist and Atrosis are planning." noted Kim.
Who would have thought that those two would end up working together?
Knowing Atrosis, she was probably heading towards Monkey Fist's castle as they spoke.
However, they wanted to see if they could find the other two idols before they broke in…it could be rather dangerous.
She just hoped that they would have more luck protecting the remaining idols.
At Monkey Fist's castle…
Atrosis and the monkey ninjas arrived back at Monkey Fist's lair…satisfied with their work.
"Did you get the idol?" inquired Monkey Fist.
"I ran into Kim Possible when I tried to take it…but yes." answered Atrosis.
"Very good. We just need two more." answered the simian man.
"Do you know where the others are?" inquired the supervillainess.
"Yes. The Sapphire Monkey Idol is in the ocean...I believe Dr. Drakken has it in his underwater lair. As for the Emerald Monkey Idol, it's located in a temple in the jungle…but we won't be heading there just yet." explained Monkey Fist.
"He does? Funny, I faced him once before…he was trying to steal blueprints from my boss. I tricked him into going home with some decoys." said Atrosis.
"I suppose it won't be difficult stealing the monkey idol from him then." answered Monkey Fist. He probably didn't know how valuable it was, anyway.
"Yes. I would imagine it wouldn't be too hard to steal the monkey idol…however, there is the matter of his assistant Shego…I do believe she'll prove to be an obstacle." stated the supervillainess.
Not only that, but she got the feeling that she wasn't too fond of her.
Curious, she noticed that one of the monkey ninjas was jumping on Monkey Fist's bed.
"Um, I may not be a doctor…but I don't think that's a good idea." answered Atrosis.
Inevitably, he was going to fall and bump his head. Maybe he should wear a helmet?
"We'll be going after the Sapphire Monkey Idol…tomorrow!" exclaimed Monkey Fist.
"Good. I need to get some sleep." stated the supervillainess.
Immediately, she went home to her apartment so that she could get some rest.
Hopefully Dr. Drakken would not see the heist coming.
Could she pull it off like she had protected Professor Dementor's blueprints earlier?
Personally she wondered just how it was going to turn out.
At the Yamanouichi Ninja School…
"You wanted to speak with us?" asked Phineas.
"Well, we wanted to speak with Ferb Fletcher." answered Yori.
As it turned out, Yori and her Sensei (who for some strange reason never bothered telling anyone his real name) had noticed how skilled Ferb was and wished for him to help with their current plight.
"You see…we believe that you could help us with a crisis we have. The evil Monkey Fist has returned…" said Yori.
"Not that we wouldn't like to help you…but can't you just ask Kim Possible? She is the girl that can do anything." inquired Phineas.
"Yes, but he is not alone this time. We believe that he has requested the aid of a supervillainess in order to assist him in his latest scheme…which is to enhance his already potent monkey power." explained Yori.
"Monkey power? Cool! I wish I had that!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Maybe I have that?" questioned Ferb.
"You're rather skilled at athletics, but no. We believe that you do not currently possess the power…however, Sensei predicted that you may have it in the future." answered Yori.
"Wow! That's really cool, Ferb!" bellowed Phineas.
"With great power comes great responsibility…and yes, I like reading comic books." stated Ferb.
"Your friend Ferb-san is quite right. Whatever happens, we wish for you to be responsible and try to do the right thing. Kim Possible would appreciate your help." explained the kunoichi.
Sure enough, Sensei has arrived on the scene.
"I know a good deal about you two boys. You have been building inventions over the summer, have you not?" inquired Sensei.
"Yes…you're aware of that?" asked Phineas.
"Yes. I am well-aware of what is going on in the world…though Middleton in particular is what I spend observing the most." explained the man.
"So…you gathered information about us before summoning us here?" inquired the boy.
"Yes. Yes, I did." nodded Sensei.
"Were there any inventions you liked best?" asked Phineas.
"Well, I did like the ninja outfits you made…" noted the ninja master.
"Unfortunately, we left them at home…" answered the boy.
"No matter. For now, I suggest you try training at our ninja school…it will be useful for the future." explained Sensei.
"Yes, Master Sensei!" exclaimed Phineas.
Immediately, they went inside the school for training. Hopefully they would be ready for Monkey Fist when they inevitably had to face him and his new ally.
What exactly was the Mystical Monkey Power, anyway? To be honest, neither of the two had heard anything like it.
Hopefully if Ferb managed to get his hands on it he would be able to utilize it for good.
Should he try telling about it to his friends? Then again, they probably wouldn't believe them. It would be quite a crazy story…
…but most of their summer adventures were like that.
Shrugging, the duo went to the training center so that they could get stronger.
Would they be able to battle the force of darkness? They had done surprisingly well against Duff Killigan, but this was slightly different. This time they would be dealing with two different adversaries instead of one.
Could they handle it?
At Dr. Drakken's Lair of Evil…
"Guess what, Shego! I just got a monkey idol!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"A monkey idol? Looks like it's making a monkey out of you, Dr. D." remarked Shego.
"Very funny, Shego." answered the blue scientist.
As it turned out, the Sapphire Monkey Idol had his hands over his eyes and felt rather cold to the touch.
"Is he scared of something?" thought Dr. Drakken.
As it turned out, there was something that Dr. Drakken should be afraid of…but he didn't realize that it was approaching.
"Right then…using my machine I shall drain the water out of this lake and use it to build a hydro cannon that I can use on my foes!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"You're building a hydro cannon?" questioned Shego.
"Of course I am. That's why we're using an underwater lair. It makes refilling it so much easier." answered the evil scientist.
"Yeah…that makes sense." nodded the green-skinned supervillainess.
"Nobody can stop me now!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Yes…except for Kim Possible. And a certain semi-aquatic mammal of action." replied Shego.
"A semi-aquatic mammal of action?" inquired the man who was once known as Drew Lipsky.
"Yes…don't you remember Perry the Platypus? I can't believe that we're up against him…" stated the supervillainess.
She was baffled that there was a secret agency that only recruited animals. Who would have thought that they would be this intelligent?
Also, they were known as the Organization Without A Cool Acronym? Who came up with a name like that?
Shrugging, she continued to file her nails…even though she was wearing gloves. It defied all logic.
Dr. Drakken was looking forward to tomorrow, to say the very least.
The next day…
"Hey, Phineas and Ferb. You seem excited about something." answered Kim.
"We certainly are! We got sent to a ninja school!" exclaimed Phineas.
"A ninja school?! Was it Yamanouchi?" inquired the cheerleader.
"Yes. Yes, it was." nodded the boy.
"I've actually been there a few times." explained Kim.
"What a coincidence!" bellowed Phineas.
"Why exactly did they take you there?" inquired the cheerleader.
"They said that since Ferb was skilled with athletics, he could help them take on Monkey Fist." answered the boy.
"I see…" nodded Kim.
"Who is Monkey Fist, anyway? Is he a member of your rogues gallery?" inquired Phineas.
"As a matter of fact, he is. I thought that I had seen the last of him…but I thought wrong. He's back and he's after three different Monkey Idols." explained the cheerleader.
"That explains why the Sensei at the Yamanouchi Training School wanted our help." noted Ferb.
"Unfortunately, he happens to be working with another member of my rogues gallery…Atrosis to be precise. Who would have thought that she would release Monkey Fist from his stone prison?" inquired Kim.
Phineas and Ferb shrugged. They were just as confused as Kim was.
"Knowing how elastic she is, she's going to be a big help. And to make matters worse she already has her hands on one of the idols…I need to find the remaining two fast!" exclaimed the cheerleader.
"Is there anything we can do to help?" inquired Phineas.
"Well, I suppose I could use some diving gear." answered Kim.
"We'll be right on it…though the Yamanouchi Ninja Academy will probably ask for our help again." stated the boy.
"Possible! Flynn and Fletcher! Get to class!" demanded Mr. Barkin.
"Whoops! We almost forgot!" exclaimed the cheerleader.
Fortunately, they showed up on time.
At the Flynn-Fletcher residence…
Perry the Platypus entered his lair through a pipe underneath the Flynn-Fletcher house…specifically, it was located underneath the bathtub.
As usual, Major Monogram was there to greet him and give him his mission briefing.
"Good morning, Agent P." said Major Monogram. "The evil Dr. Drakken is planning to use a hydro cannon on the OWCA…our headquarters will be flooded and it will take forever to clean up…besides, Carl lost the key to the janitor's closet." explained Major Monogram.
"I'm sorry about that, sir." apologized the assistant.
"Take better care of our belongings, Carl! Have you ever seen Perry lose his fedora?" inquired the man in charge.
"No, I haven't, sir." answered Carl.
"Anyways, I should probably tell you where Dr. Drakken is now. I would imagine that you would want to know where his lair is…why he keep changing lairs anyway?" continued Major Monogram.
"He's located under the sea outside of Middleton! I hope you've taken swimming lessons!" exclaimed Carl.
"Yes, Carl. I was getting to that. And yes, Perry knows how to swim. He's a semi-aquatic mammal of action. I thought you would remember that. It's in his theme song." answered the mustached man.
"Oh, right…" remembered Major Monogram's assistant.
Fortunately for Perry, for reasons that his employer had pointed out just now, he didn't imagine that getting there would be too difficult.
Still, he was going to bring a snorkel to make sure that he would be able to breathe.
Unbeknownst to Perry the Platypus, others were planning to head there as well…
Above the sea where Dr. Drakken's lair was…
"So…this is the place?" asked Atrosis.
"Yes. It should be right below us…" answered Monkey Fist.
"Alright then!" exclaimed the elastic supervillainess.
Immediately, the duo dove underwater in their diver gear along with the monkey ninjas.
Sure enough, the lair was now visible.
"Let's get going!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Don't need to tell me twice." answered Monkey Fist.
Personally, he was feeling rather excited. If they pulled this off, there would be only one idol left to go.
Of course, if he wanted his hands on the Sapphire Monkey Idol, he would have to get past Shego and Dr. Drakken's henchmen…
…but he felt that Atrosis and his monkey ninjas would be up to the task. After all, they were both highly experienced in combat, and the former had powerful abilities.
Who would have thought that she would be able to inflate herself like a balloon?
Immediately, the duo and the monkeys made their way into the lair.
Sure enough, Dr. Drakken's henchmen noticed them.
"What are you doing here?" asked one of the minions.
"We're here to steal from your boss!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Is is the hydro cannon? We were planning to use it on Kim Possible…" inquired another minion.
"Maybe we'll steal that later. We're after your Sapphire Monkey Idol!" explained the supervillainess.
"Hand it over and nobody gets hurt." continued Monkey Fist.
"What? We can't give that up! The boss loves it!" exclaimed yet another of the evil minions.
"Does he even realize what it does?" inquired the simian man.
"Well, no, but-"
"Monkey ninjas attack!" ordered Monkey Fist.
Sure enough, the monkey ninjas began to attack Drakken's henchmen.
"Get them off me!" exclaimed one of the minions.
"Ooh ooh aah aah!" screeched the monkey ninjas.
Unfortunately, monkeys were several times stronger than humans, so it looked as if the henchmen were out of luck.
While Dr. Drakken's henchmen were occupied with their furry ancestors, Atrosis and Monkey Fist seized the opportunity to search for the Sapphire Monkey Idol.
Sure enough, it didn't take them too long to find it. It was lying right on a desk.
However, it was guarded by both Dr. Drakken and Shego. They weren't taking it without a fight.
Curious, Dr. D raised an eyebrow.
"Monkey Fist? What are you doing here? Oddly enough I got the feeling that I worked with you once…" questioned Dr. Drakken.
"Why would you want to work with a man named Monkey Fist? That would throw your career in the toilet…though it's probably there already." asked Shego.
Dr. Drakken pouted.
"Give us your Sapphire Monkey Idol!" demanded Monkey Fist. He was so excited at this point that he could hardly wait.
"As my boss said earlier…hand it over and nobody gets hurt…though I would like to beat someone up." giggled Atrosis.
"I thought you were working with Professor Dementor…" said Dr. Drakken.
"I still am, actually. Since he was on vacation I decided to help someone else…and well, Monkey Fist just came along." answered the supervillainess.
"I thought you had been turned into a statue…" questioned Dr. D.
"Yes…until Atrosis busted me out…" explained Monkey Fist.
Suddenly, Shego noticed Atrosis. She was not happy to see her at all.
"You!" exclaimed Shego, clenching her fists in rage.
Still angry about her previous encounter with the elastic supervillainess, the former member of Team Go wasted no time attacking.
"Whoa! She's really mad at me!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"You bet I am!" bellowed Shego. When she got her hands on her…
Quickly, Atrosis began to backflip to avoid the fireballs.
She then followed by stretching out her arm to attack Shego, which she quickly avoided.
"Hey, Atrosis! The freak show wants you back!" exclaimed Shego.
"The freak show? My father never liked it there…said that I didn't belong in the circus." answered Atrosis.
"Hmm…" thought the supervillainess. Something told her that it wasn't going to be easy to get underneath Atrosis's skin…unlike Kim Possible.
As for Dr. Drakken, he was using his hydro cannon on Monkey Fist, hoping that it would hit him in the face.
However, he was proving to be rather agile, as he was half-monkey.
"Hold still!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken, grunting in frustration.
"Hmm…I'm starting to see why Atrosis said Professor Dementor was better than you." answered Monkey Fist. Personally he thought that Dr. Drakken would be threatening than this…but he had overestimated him.
Dr. Drakken sighed. Why did Professor Dementor have to outperform him in everything he ever did? He wished that he could get an upper hand over the scientist for a change. It stunk being the number #2 bad guy rather than number #1.
"Why didn't I include a targeting system for this thing?" asked Dr. Drakken. This would certainly make things a lot easier for him.
Immediately, Atrosis used her elasticity to grab onto Shego's hands.
"Let go!" demanded Shego.
"Considering that you're planning to hit me with your plasma, I can't say I'm in the mood." answered Atrosis.
Shego growled, struggling to break free.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus entered the lair.
"You again?" questioned Shego.
"What are you doing here?" inquired Atrosis.
This was actually rather unexpected.
Immediately, Perry noticed what was going on. Dr. Drakken, Shego, Atrosis, and Monkey Fist were fighting two-on-two.
It in particular reminded him of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Aloyse Von Roddenstein's relationship. Those two never seemed to get along.
Considering that Roddenstein once tried to end summer permanently over some pretzels, he decided that Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't in the wrong not to like him.
Shrugging, he decided he might as well take advantage of the situation. He might not actually have to do any fighting this time…all four of them were doing the work for him.
Curious, he noticed the hydro cannon Dr. Drakken was wielding, and attempted to take it from the mad doctor.
The sooner he got the hydro cannon away from the madman, the better.
"Let go!" exclaimed the man who was once known as Drew Lipsky.
Suddenly, the hydro cannon ended up hitting Atrosis, causing her to inflate.
Getting an idea, she grabbed onto the cannon and began to absorb the water from the device.
"Stand back, Monkey Fist!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Monkey Fist nodded.
Curious, Perry, Dr. Drakken, and Shego wondered what was going on…
…when suddenly Atrosis released the water she had absorbed.
Immediately, it began to flood the lair. Atrosis escaped with the Sapphire Monkey Idol and began to head back to Monkey Fist's Castle along with Monkey Fist and the monkey ninjas.
"My Monkey Idol! No!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken. He was just so upset to see it gone.
"Why was it so important to you?" asked Shego.
"It matched my skin color!" bellowed the blue-skinned scientist.
Shego rolled her eyes.
And to make matters worse for Dr. D, Perry the Platypus successfully took the hydro cannon…so he wasn't going to be able to use it take over the world.
The OWCA would hopefully find a good use to it…knowing Major Monogram, he'd probably have Carl use it to water the plants in his office.
Meanwhile….
"Did you find the second monkey idol, Wade?" asked Kim.
"Yes…but unfortunately, Atrosis and Monkey Fist already have their hands on it. There's only one idol left." explained Wade.
Kim sighed. Now the villains were not just one, but two steps ahead of her.
At this rate they were going to succeed in their evil plan…and she was not looking forward to a more powerful Monkey Fist. When he made a deal with the Yono, not even she could stand up against him. In fact, she got turned into a statue for her trouble.
At least she could have the boys help her with foiling the duo, right? The Yamanouchi Ninja Academy did say that Ferb was skilled at acrobatics like she was.
In fact, this was how Phineas and Ferb got to go to Camp Wannaweep. Though it turned out to be a nightmare, she was still impressed that the cheerleading squad wanted the duo to go there. Bonnie actually got outvoted…and she usually got what she wanted from the rest of the squad.
"Possible, quit texting in class!" exclaimed Mr. Barkin. He hated it whenever students did that.
"I'm not texting! I'm contacting Wade!" bellowed Kim.
"Oh. Never mind, then." answered the strict teacher.
"I wish I had a device like that…" complained Ron.
"You have a ninja baby sister, don't you?" inquired Kim. Not even she had that.
"Well, that's true." nodded the blonde. He shouldn't be blind to what he had, he supposed.
"Right, where was I? Mr. Hektik fell from a tightrope and bumped his head. As such, I will be taking over your gym class for today." explained Mr. Barkin.
Sure enough, the cheerleading squad seemed rather excited to see Ferb in action.
Already, he was doing several jumping jacks.
"Fletcher! I didn't blow the whistle yet!" bellowed Mr. Barkin.
"Sorry." apologized Ferb. He was feeling surprisingly excited today.
Considering that he had been invited to a ninja academy, that wasn't too surprised. It didn't happen every day…in fact, he was surprised that it had occurred in his lifetime.
Immediately, Mr. Barkin blew the whistle, and everyone began to perform athletics.
Unsurprisingly, the cheerleading squad was doing rather well, as gymnastics happened to be their specialty.
Likewise, Ferb and Rufus were doing rather impressive stunts…though the latter wasn't even a student at Middleton High.
However, Phineas was doing rather average, and Ron wasn't able to do more than a few pushups.
Although, he did prove to be a rather fast runner…there were a lot of things that terrified him after his stay at Camp Wannaweep.
He couldn't believe that they had gone a field trip to the camp again…his third encounter with Gill actually ended up with him being expose to Gill's mutagenic sludge.
At Monkey Fist's castle…
"Just one more idol to go!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Yes. According to my map, the Emerald Monkey Idol is located all the way in the jungle at an ancient temple…oddly enough, all three monkey idols were there at one point…but eventually the Ruby and Sapphire Monkey Idol found their way elsewhere." explained Monkey Fist.
"The Ruby Monkey Idol was located next to two torches and the Sapphire Monkey Idol was located underwater…go figure." answered the supervillainess.
"Yes, the three idols all have a pattern."said the man.
"That explains a lot…so, which jungle are we going?" inquired Atrosis.
"We're heading straight towards the Amazon Jungle." explained Monkey Fist.
"The Amazon Jungle? Huh, I had a feeling we were going there." answered the supervillainess.
"Your hunch turned out to be correct. Once we collect all three idols, we shall head back toward the castle and do the ritual that will increase my power!" exclaimed the wielder of the Mystical Monkey Power.
"Wouldn't it be easier to bring all three idols to this castle at once?" inquired Atrosis.
"That would have increased the chances of us losing one of the idols." explained Monkey Fist.
"Oh, right." nodded the henchwoman. Inevitably, Kim Possible would try to take the idols back.
She got the feeling that she would be facing off against the cheerleader shortly.
She was looking forward to it, and began to giggle.
Well, it looks like Atrosis and Monkey Fist have gotten their hands on the Sapphire Monkey Idol…now all that's left is the Emerald Monkey Idol…and yes, the Emerald Monkey Idol will be a monkey with his hands over his mouth…
I'm looking forward to writing the next chapter!