Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb
In this chapter, Ron is going to try babysitting Suzy…and in the process is going to see what she does on a regular basis.
But what's this? It looks like Suzy has a crush on Ron…and since he already has a girlfriend…you can probably see where I'm going with this.
Let's just say that Candace isn't going to be Suzy's only enemy.
Chapter 19: Babysitting Suzy
Since Jeremy and her parents were going out of the house for the time being, they were assigning Suzy Johnson a babysitter.
Personally she was wondering if it was going to be Candace again. She sure seemed worried about being her babysitter.
But maybe it would be someone else this time.
Sure enough, her babysitter arrived on the scene.
However, it wasn't a certain red-headed cheerleader.
"So, who am I babysitting tonight?" asked Ron.
"It's our little angel!" exclaimed Mrs. Johnson.
"Bubbles!" bellowed Suzy.
"Sounds good." said the blonde.
As it turned out, since he did not work on weekends, he was good at babysitting his younger sister Hana, and his girlfriend babysat regularly, he decided that he was going to try babysitting for a change.
Besides, he would have Rufus helping him.
"Right…so what do you want to do?" inquired Ron.
Personally Suzy wanted to torment Candace since Jeremy was going on a date with her, but she didn't see her anywhere.
"Let's watch TV!" exclaimed Suzy.
"Sure!" nodded Ron.
Immediately, she began to watch Ducky Momo.
"Why are you watching t-hmm, this is rather interesting." said the blonde.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Rufus.
Not only that, but there were no monkeys on this show…so he didn't have to worry about them driving him bananas.
Granted, he had once bonded with a monkey…but sometimes he wanted some peace and quiet…and boy was this show peaceful.
When he watched it, he felt rather relaxed. No wonder Suzy loved this so much so much.
Speaking of Suzy, she had to admit, her babysitter was rather…attractive. Oddly enough, he happened to look much like her brother Jeremy.
What a freaky coincidence.
While Ron was busy giving Rufus a belly rub, Suzy decided to use the radar that she had installed into her house to search for Candace.
"Where on Earth could she possibly be?" inquired Suzy.
Sure enough, she was nearby at an ice cream parlor.
"Perfect! Let the games begin!" exclaimed the blonde.
Immediately, she left to search for Candace, hoping to make her look like a fool in front of Jeremy.
She was Jeremy's special girl…and she intended to keep it that way.
However, unbeknownst to her, Ron was following nearby. Rufus had alerted him that she was leaving the house.
"Come back! I need to babysit you!" exclaimed Ron.
Curious, he noticed that Suzy was readying a balloon launcher.
"Ready, aim, fire!" bellowed Suzy.
Immediately, she aimed water balloons at Candace, making her soaking wet.
"Aah!" screamed Candace.
"Candace? What happened?" asked Jeremy.
Somehow, she got the feeling that Suzy Johnson was behind this. Why did this always happen whenever she wanted to go on a date with Jeremy? And why did he have such a terrible little sister?
Fortunately, Jeremy provided Candace with a towel that she could use to dry herself off.
"Score one for me!" bellowed Suzy.
"What are you doing?" asked Ron.
Realizing that she was in danger of being caught, Suzy quickly put the water balloon launcher away.
"Nothing!" exclaimed the blonde girl.
"You need to stay at home! Your parents will flip if they see that you've left your house!" bellowed Ron.
"Fine…" answered Suzy Johnson. Maybe she would have to torment Candace another day.
Still, since her brother was going to inevitably return home sooner or later…maybe that wouldn't be the case.
"Maybe I should look for a way to torment Candace without having to leave the comfort of my own home…" thought Suzy.
Fortunately, she had just the thing for that, as Candace and Jeremy were heading back home.
Immediately, she pulled out a paintball gun that just so happened to have a scope.
She then aimed it at Candace's head, splattering her with paint.
"Aah!" screamed Candace.
"Why do mishaps like these happen whenever I'm on a date with Candace?" asked Jeremy.
He was starting to worry about her to be honest.
Curious, Ron began to wonder if Suzy was leading some strange sort of double life…considering that that was both Phineas and Ferb and he and his girlfriend had, it wouldn't surprise him too much.
However, he also got the feeling that Suzy was not as angelic as she appeared to be…she in fact reminded him of his latest adversary Atrosis for some strange reason. What did they have in common?
At that very moment, Suzy's parents came home.
"Did our daughter cause you any problems?" asked Mr. Johnson.
"No. He stayed on her best behavior." answered Ron, though somehow he wasn't sure that was so true.
"Bubbles!" exclaimed Suzy.
"I guess that's her catchphrase nowadays." answered Mrs. Johnson.
Suzy giggled.
"Well, I'm going to see my girlfriend now…unless she happens to be babysitting too." said Ron.
Suzy's jaw gasped in shock. Ron already had a girlfriend?
There had to be something that she could do to rectify that.
Sure enough, Kim Possible arrived on the scene.
"So, you tried babysitting too, huh? How did that go for you?" asked Kim.
"Surprisingly well…" answered Ron.
"Alright then. Let's go to Bueno Nacho, shall we? I know how much you like it there." said the redheaded cheerleader.
Unbeknownst to the two of them, Suzy was beginning to plot a way to get Kim out of the picture. It was time for abject humiliation.
"Heh heh heh…" laughed Suzy.
Meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated…
Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondered what happened to Norm after his unfortunate encounter with the mutated Perry the Platypus. Was he alright? He was feeling rather concerned.
However, his answer would arrive shortly.
Suddenly, he heard knocking on his door.
"Who's there?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"It's Norm!" exclaimed Norm.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz gasped in surprised. Who had repaired him? He did not remember doing so.
Curious, he opened the door, and realized that Norm had brought some friends with him.
"Who are you robot ladies?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
As it turned out, it was none other than Dr. Drakken's old robots, the Killer Bebes. Apparently, Kim had not seen the last of them.
"I wonder who built you guys…" questioned the pharmacist lookalike.
Curious, he wondered why the Bebes had repaired his robot, though he wasn't unappreciative.
"Can I help you?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"We wish to create an army of us in order to spread our perfection among everyone else." explained one of the Bebes.
"Um…sure…but you would you mind helping me take over the Tri-State Area? My younger brother Roger is getting on my nerves again." said the evil scientist.
"Your conditions are acceptable." nodded the Killer Bebe. They were looking forward to working with the man that had built such a fascinating robot.
"Why did you repair Norm, anyway? Do you know him?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"We found him lying on the street…he was badly damaged, so we repaired him. We wanted him to take him to his leader…as we were impressed by his technology. " explained yet another Killer Bebe.
They had to admit, they hadn't seen a robot like Norm in a while. It certainly seemed superior to everything their master had ever built…except for maybe the Synthodrones. Even then, they were rather prone to leaking.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz shrugged. That seemed as good of an explanation as any. He was just glad that the Killer Bebes had returned his precious robot to him. He was starting to miss the big guy.
"Thank you! Thank you so much!" cheered the mad scientist.
For some strange reason, he got the feeling that the Bebes had some sort of hive mind…though he wasn't quite sure why.
Perhaps they had all been built by the same creator? They did look exactly alike after all.
"Right then…let's get to business, ladies!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"As you wish, new master." answered one of the Bebes in a rather robotic voice.
Immediately, he prepared his plan to invade Middleton City Hall. With no less than half a dozen evil robots on his side, there was no way that he could lose this time.
Of course, there was always Perry the Platypus, but he got the feeling that he would have his work cut out for him this time. He was outnumbered!
Feeling rather excited, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decided to call Dr. Drakken to tell him the good news.
"Guess what, Dr. D! I'm finally going to be able to take over the Tri-City Area!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Perfect! How are you going to do that?" asked Dr. Drakken.
"Well, I got Norm back…not only that, but I got an army of evil robots! Robots that oddly enough resemble women…" explained the mad scientist.
Dr. Drakken gasped in surprise.
"They wouldn't happen to be all blondes, now would they?" asked Dr. Drakken.
"Yes, they are. Why do you ask?" inquired Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Because I believe those are the robots I built about three years ago…" explained the blue-skinned scientist.
"They are? What a coincidence! You don't mind if I give your robots a test run, now would you?" asked the Tri-City Area's greatest enemy.
Dr. Drakken chuckled nervously.
"About that…they turned on me once they realized I'm imperfect. Since then they've been trying to create more of themselves…I thought Kim Possible thwarted them a long time ago…but apparently I thought wrong." continued Dr. Drakken.
"You say that they're trying to reproduce themselves? Alright then! I'll get to work on building an assembly line!" bellowed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I'm not sure that's such a good id-"
Dr. Doofenshmirtz hung up before Dr. Drakken could tell him anything else.
He had to admit, though the Bebe Robots did creep him out somewhat, he was just dying for an opportunity to take over the Tri-City Area.
Little did he know that the Bebe Robots had a mind of their own...
Meanwhile at Phineas and Ferb's house…
Phineas and Ferb were watching basketball on TV. They had to admit, they found sports to be rather exciting. They remembered the high-tech soccer game that they had played previously.
Suddenly, they knew what they were going to do today.
"Why don't we build a giant basketball game court, Ferb? I'm sure that will be fun!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Have you seen Perry?" asked Ferb.
Phineas shrugged.
"I'm sure he'll be fine, Ferb. He always comes back by the end of the day." said the orange-haired boy.
Ferb nodded. Still, sometimes he got worried about Perry. Perhaps they should keep a closer eye on them.
Maybe tomorrow they could build a device that they could use to see what he does every day. Normally he didn't do much…but there might be an exception here and there.
Immediately, he began to call his friends over to see if they wanted to play basketball too.
"So that's what you're doin'!" exclaimed Isabella.
"Yes. Yes, it is." nodded Phineas.
"Alright! I'm going to be a basketball champion!" bellowed Buford.
"I'm not good at sports…but I suppose I'll try playing again. You never know." said Baljeet. Personally he was rather surprised that he was so good at rock. Granted, he didn't have to worry about flunking that particular class, but it was still rather surprising.
Sure enough, their parents were beginning to leave for today. For some strange reason, they left the house whenever Perry disappeared. Were they somehow connected?
Maybe it was just a coincidence.
Since they had already hired a babysitter to look after the two boys, they decided to have Candace watch them this time.
Personally Phineas and Ferb wondered if Kim Possible would want to play basketball as well. Since she was rather tall she would probably be a good basketball player. Not to mention the fact that she was athletic.
Hopefully, wherever she was, she was having a good time.
Meanwhile at the barber…
"Well, it's time for me to get my haircut. I can't fight evil if my hair keeps falling down on my face." noted Kim.
Since she hadn't done so in about three weeks, it seemed like a good time.
"How would you like your hair?" asked the barber.
"The usual." answered Kim.
Suddenly, the unfortunate barber found himself being whacked on the head with a shovel.
As it turned out, it was none other than Suzy, who was now impersonating a barber.
She was going to have so much fun.
Immediately, she began to shave Kim's head until her hair resembled that of a boy's. Unfortunately, she did not realize what was happening…
…until it was too late.
"All done!" exclaimed Suzy.
"Are you done already? And your voice sounds different all of a sudden." said Kim.
"Try having a look!" bellowed the blonde.
Curious, Kim looked in the mirror…
…and gasped in surprise.
She now looked just like a boy!
Thankfully, it was not school picture day.
However, it was time for her to fight evil.
"Kim, Dr. Drakken is using a machine that will trap Australia in a state of permanent win-"
Suddenly, he realized how different Kim looked.
"What happened to your hair?" asked Wade. Last time he checked, Kim Possible's hairstyle was…different.
"I had a mishap at the barber." explained the cheerleader.
For some strange reason, she couldn't help but shake the feeling that the barber had done this on purpose.
But who would want to do something like that? Could it have been Bonnie Rockwaller? The Tweebs? Maybe she should have a talk with them later.
For now, it was time for her to do a mission…and hopefully not get too embarrassed.
Wade did say that Dr. Drakken's latest lair was in Australia, right? She had already been there a few times…with her rogues gallery traveling across the world and all that.
Immediately, she went to fetch Ron…who was just as curious as to what had happened to her hair as Wade was.
"What happened to your hair, Kim?" asked Ron.
"Bad day at the barbershop." explained the cheerleader.
"Wow…" said the blonde.
"I know. Can we please get to saving the world?" inquired Kim.
"Of course…" nodded Ron. He was starting to wonder if people would mistake Kim for being a boy…if they just saw him and Kim kissing, then…well…
Fortunately, getting to Australia wasn't too hard at all. Oddly enough, the area Dr. Drakken's lair was happened to be filled with platypuses.
"These look a lot like Perry…" noted Kim.
"Hmm…" thought Rufus. Was this where Perry the Platypus came from? Apparently he wasn't always an OWCA agent.
"Thanks for the ride, Taylor McGee!" exclaimed the girl who could do anything.
"It's the least I could do after you helped me when my car got stuck on the road…but I thought you were a girl!" exclaimed Taylor McGee.
Kim Possible let out a sigh. How long was this going to go on?
"I am. I just had a little mishap at the barber, that's all." explained the action girl.
How many times were people going to ask her that before the day was over?
For some strange reason, she got the feeling that this wasn't going to be the only bad thing that was going to happen this week…though she wasn't quite sure why.
Immediately, she and Ron went over to where Dr. Drakken's lair was.
"Ha ha ha! I can't wait to test out my new Season Adapter Device!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Are you going to make snow angels?" asked Shego sarcastically.
Dr. Drakken rolled his eyes. Shego was never enthusiastic about his evil plans.
Suddenly, Kim and Ron burst in.
Immediately, Shego noticed Kim's rather traumatic haircut.
"What's this? It looks like Kimmy is now the boy who can do anything. Did you get hit by Dr. Drakken's gender bender ray?" taunted Shego.
It had been so hilarious when Dr. Drakken had suddenly transformed into a woman…though she wondered if he would try turning her into a man in retaliation.
Kim Possible facepalmed. Hopefully her hair would grow back soon.
Immediately, she and Shego got ready to fight while Rufus worked on a way to shut down the machine.
Oddly enough he got the feeling that Phineas and Ferb had worked on a machine that would transform the summer into winter…though knowing them it had most likely been limited to their backyard only. After all, they weren't planning on taking over the world like Dr. Drakken was, though like him, many of the things they did were for personal pleasure.
Unfortunately, Dr. Drakken's minions were trying to prevent him from deactivating the device.
Frantically, they attempted to grab onto Rufus…who was otherwise known as Agent R nowadays, realizing what he was intending to do.
However, he was proving to be rather slippery. In fact, the henchmen kept bumping into each other.
Meanwhile, Kim was facing off against Shego.
"I guess now I should call you Jimmy." laughed the supervillainess.
"What's so funny about it, Shego?" asked Kim. This was really starting to get old.
"Everything!" exclaimed Shego as she attempted to punch her in the face.
Personally, Shego wondered why exactly Kim had a boyish haircut anyway. She couldn't help but shake the feeling that someone was actively trying to humiliate her.
Who could it possibly be?
Suddenly, Kim kicked Shego in the face, causing her to fall on the ground.
Quickly, she went to help Rufus shut down the machine.
"Get back here!" demanded Shego, tossing fireballs.
Unfortunately, one of them hit the machine, causing it to be damaged.
"Shego!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken.
"Whoops?" answered the former member of Team Go.
Seizing his opportunity, Rufus began to mess with the Season Adaptor Device.
Suddenly, the weather began to change uncontrollably.
"What's going on?" questioned Ron.
"I'm not sure whether I should dress for the cold or go to the beach…" wondered Kim.
"Quit playing with that!" demanded Dr. Drakken.
Suddenly, the Season Adaptor Device exploded, causing the weather to thankfully change back to normal.
"You may think your naked mole rat comrade is all that, but he's not!" bellowed the evil scientist.
"Oh!" complained Rufus. And to think he went out of his way to get his own theme song.
Fortunately, it appeared that the day had been saved…though this did not change the fact that Kim Possible still had a boyish haircut.
"Why do I get the feeling that things are going to get worse?" inquired Kim.
Meanwhile at Jeremy and Suzy Johnson's house…
Suzy giggled maniacally. In just a few minutes, she would successfully hack into Kim's website. As it turned out, her brothers had provided her with an embarrassing video of her back in her younger years…which they haven't had the time to show to anyone else.
As it turned out, her brother Jeremy had decided to give her his laptop for a few minutes…as she had asked nicely and was not aware of what she was planning to do.
For some strange reason, he never caught on that his little sister was trying to torment his girlfriend so that he would remain hers forever and forever. Hopefully he would find out one day and put a stop to it. Candace could only handle so much considering who she lived with.
"And…done!" exclaimed Suzy.
Sure enough, she had successfully hacked into Kim's website. Immediately, she began to giggle maniacally. She was feeling very excited indeed.
However, her older brother heard the commotion.
"Suzy, is everything going OK in there?" asked Jeremy.
"It sure is, brother!" exclaimed Suzy. Of course, the same could not be said for Kim Possible not too long from now.
"Have a nice day then…though I would like to have my laptop back soon. I want to instant message Candace." said Candace's boyfriend. He wanted to use the laptop too, after all.
"OK!" exclaimed Suzy. Personally she was not looking forward to Jeremy doing that…but she decided that she would deal with one obstacle in her life at a time.
Immediately, Jeremy left Suzy to her own devices…which as it turned out was a big mistake.
"And…done!" bellowed the little girl.
Sure enough, the video was now on her website…and everyone that ever went there was going to see it.
"This is just too good…" thought Suzy.
Personally she thought that maybe she should thank the tweebs for helping her with her scheme. It wasn't every day when someone came across a video like this.
Of course, she did find a video of a strange man singing when he got out of the shower. For some strange reason, it was about a semi-aquatic mammal of action.
Just who was that guy, anyway? For some strange reason, she got the feeling that she had met his robot once.
No matter. It was time for her to take a nap…and dream about Kim being humiliated. Pretty soon, that was going to be a reality.
The next day…
"What's so funny?" asked Kim.
As it turned out, Bonnie Rockwaller and her friends from the cheerleading squad had gathered around a table and were watching a rather hilarious video.
"I said what's so funny?" inquired the cheerleader.
"I didn't know you liked to post videos of yourself like these, Kim!" exclaimed Bonnie.
"Huh?" asked Kim.
Curious, she took a closer look…
…and her face turned red.
As it turned out, it was a picture of her in her younger years…mumbling in her sleep.
"Ron is so cute when he's in his underpants! I want to ride the pony! And my brothers are playing with my Barbies!" exclaimed the young Kim.
"Oh no…" thought the cheerleader. For some strange reason, she got the feeling that the mysterious perpetrator had struck again…and that her bad haircut wasn't just a coincidence.
"Who could have done this? Was it you, Bonnie?" asked Kim.
"Of course not! I hardly visit your website, Kim! That's for losers!" bellowed Bonnie.
Kim rolled her eyes…but admittedly Bonnie did have a point. She hardly ever visited her website…she mainly stuck to her own, in fact.
It probably wasn't her that did this.
However, here was a pretty narrow list of suspects from there. Maybe it was her brothers that were behind this? That would be her bet.
But…how did they figure out her password? She had been rather careful not to tell it to anyone.
Curious, she went to her brothers, who were sitting at another table.
"Did you post that embarrassing video of me on my website?!" exclaimed Kim.
"Well, we did send that video to someone else…" explained Jim.
"…but we never wanted it to be posted online!" exclaimed Tim. That was cruel even for them."
"I suppose you two do have standards…" spoke the cheerleader.
This was really boggling her. Already her two (or three) biggest suspects had a credible alibi. Who else could it have been? She doubted it was Ron…though he visited her website rather frequently.
Curious, she decided to consult Wade on the matter.
"What's going on, Wade?" asked Kim.
As it turned out, he was laughing hysterically.
"You saw the video too, didn't you?" asked Kim.
"I sure did! Why did you post that?" inquired Wade.
"I didn't! Someone broke onto my account last night!" explained the cheerleader.
"Oh. I wonder who could have hacked into your website…" said the hacker.
"Wait…aren't you skilled at computer hacking?" questioned Kim.
"Yes, but I would never hack into your website!" exclaimed Wade.
"You had better not." answered the cheerleader. Who could have possibly done this?
"Anyways, I've got another mission for you…Professor Dementor and Atrosis are planning to invade Middleton with a giant robot…" explained Wade.
"That doesn't sound good." noted Kim.
Sure enough, she could hear a faint rumbling noise outside.
"I better find a way to stop them." thought the cheerleader.
Immediately, she fetched Ron so that he could help her with this mission.
At Phineas and Ferb's house…
"Alright, Ferb! Let's play some basketball!" exclaimed Phineas.
Sure enough, they had brought their friends for the ride.
"Finally! Now I can get my basketball patch!" cheered Isabella.
"How many patches are there, anyway?" inquired Baljeet. He had lost count at this point.
"I'm not sure…" answered the Fireside Girl. Not even the founder was quite sure of the number herself. Maybe she was creating too many patches. There was even a Patchless Patch for those who had not yet earned a patch.
"Yes! I'm the champion!" bellowed Buford as he successfully dropped a basket ball through one of the hoops.
"Um, Buford…you were using me as a stepladder." pointed out Baljeet.
However, though admittedly this game of basketball was rather fun, he decided that he was going to change things a bit.
Immediately, he pressed a button and suddenly the basketball field changed.
All of a sudden, it was as slippery as ice.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Isabella.
"Let's go get our ice skates…by the way, I'm still wondering where Perry is. I wonder if he would be interested in cheering us on…" questioned Phineas.
Something told him that he was busy with something…which was rather strange considering that platypuses didn't do much.
Hopefully he would be done with whatever he was currently up to soon.
Meanwhile at the Flynn-Fletcher Residence…
Perry the Platypus entered his lair through the laundry chute, eager to start his next mission.
"Good morning, Agent P. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz has somehow obtained a robot army that we believe he will use to help him take over the Tri-State Area. Stop him at all costs." ordered Major Monogram.
"This sure sounds like a big mission, sir." noted Carl.
"Yes. That is why we're sending Perry the Platypus to deal with the impending robot invasion." explained Perry's employer.
"Yikes!" exclaimed the boy. Was it the end of the world as he knew it?
"Good luck out there, Agent P. You're going to need it!" exclaimed Major Monogram.
Perry gave Major Monogram a salute…though he was a bit surprised that Dr. Doofenshmirtz had somehow managed to obtain a robot army. He usually wasn't this competent.
Hopefully he would be able to stop him before it was too late.
Oh dear! Will Kim Possible catch Suzy before she tries humiliating her again? And will Perry be able to stop the Killer Bebe robots?
Find out in the next chapter of Phineas and Quite Possibly Ferb!