In this chapter, Perry the Platypus is going to stop Frugal Lucre and Kim Possible is going to stop Professor Dementor and Atrosis...and yes, I am aware that I haven't updated this fanfic in a while...I decided to work on some other things if that was OK with you.
I suppose that they can keep me busy...I've been working rather hard on them.
Chapter 25: Saving Go City
Fortunately for Kim, she had brought her laser ring in case she ended up in crazy situations like the one she was in. She did not look forward to the dynamite train hitting her, thank you very much. If only she and Ron didn't end up getting separated...bad things always happened whenever they weren't together. Shego in fact had exploited that once...though for some strange reason her memory was rather fuzzy on the subject. She wasn't quite sure why.
Where exactly had Atrosis gotten so much dynamite, anyway? Did she steal it from a mine shaft? She didn't ever recall there being mine shafts in Go City...though admittedly she had only gone there a few times.
From there, it was a simple matter of removing herself from the train tracks before the dynamite train exploded.
Fortunately, it appeared that Atrosis had not noticed her escape...but where was Ron?
As it turned out, Ron was about to confront Professor Dementor.
"Where is KP?" asked Ron. He was starting to get worried about her. They seemed to do everything together, it seemed. They had been friends since Pre-K after all...before Kim's twin brothers (AKA the tweebs) were even born.
"Oh zat? I had my assistant Atrosis deal with her...I vas rather lucky to get a valuable asset like her to say ze very least..." noted Professor Dementor. Hopefully she would be able to get the job done so that he didn't have to worry about his scheme foiled...though perhaps it was a foregone conclusion.
Suddenly, he pressed a button. All of a sudden, Ron found himself suspended over a pit...a pit full of monkeys.
Unsurprisingly, he began to scream. This was horrifying, especially for one that was afraid of monkeys like he was. It appeared that his worst nightmare was coming true.
"Aah! This is sick and wrong! And where did you even get these monkeys?" asked Ron. Personally he wondered if he had gotten them from Hench Co, considering that they were always loaded with evil gadgets for would-be evildoers...but since when did they sell evil monkeys?
"Monkey Fist gave zem to Atrosis...I'm not sure vhy...but I figured zat zhey might come in handy..." answered Professor Dementor.
Sure enough, the monkeys looked rather grumpy...Ron got the feeling that he didn't want to be dropped in the pit with them. Professor Dementor had probably forgotten to give them bananas by the looks of it.
"I should probably drop you in now...but zis is so entertaining to watch..." noted the evil professor. He was glad that Atrosis had gotten on Monkey Fist's good side.
Deciding to relax, Professor Dementor sat down on a couch and began to drink some soda and watch TV while Ron squirmed. Personally he thought that this was better than television...but Atrosis had showed up some rather decent channels.
Wait, wasn't Monkey Fist transformed into a statue? He wondered how he could have possibly returned back to normal...though perhaps Atrosis had something to do with it.
Ron began to worry. Hopefully Kim would be able to save him...but just what had Atrosis done to take care of KP?
As it turned out, Kim Possible had encountered Atrosis once again, who was being escorted by several of Professor Dementor's thugs. It appeared that she had decided not to guard the lair alone.
"What's this? Oh dear...it appears that you managed to escape from the nasty trap. Oh well, I'll just have to set up another one for you. Do me a favor and get her, why don't you?" Atrosis asked to Professor Dementor's henchmen.
"Yes, ma'am!" exclaimed one of Professor Dementor's thugs, saluting her with respect. It was their job to serve Professor Dementor and Atrosis...as usual. Specifically, Atrosis was their supervisor.
"They sure seem to respect you." noted Kim Possible. Of course, Professor Dementor did pick Atrosis to be his second-in-command despite initial reluctance to do so.
"Of course they do...I managed to take down no less than a dozen of them back in the training center..." answered Atrosis.
"She's scary...yet surprising affable." noted Professor Dementor's henchman. Personally he didn't mind working for her considering that she was a benevolent boss. Of course, Professor Dementor wasn't such a bad boss himself, though he wasn't as affable as Atrosis was.
Immediately, Professor Dementor's henchmen began to charge towards Kim Possible.
"Charge!" exclaimed one of the henchmen.
Unfortunately for them, Kim Possible was much faster...and she was far more experienced in hand-to-hand combat than they were. One by one, they began to go down.
"I should keep hitting that Kim Possible dummy at the training center..." noted one of Professor Dementor's muscular henchman. It might give him an edge.
"Maybe you should." nodded Kim Possible.
"Oh dear...I might have to deal with you myself..." answered Atrosis.
"I think that's a safe bet." answered the crime-fighting cheerleader.
Sure enough, Kim Possible managed to take down all the evil minions.
Immediately, Atrosis stretched out her arms.
"I might need to take them to the infirmary..." noted Atrosis.
"You probably need to." nodded Kim Possible. They didn't have superhuman endurance like Shego and Atrosis did...though admittedly they were rather strong for a regular human.
Immediately, Atrosis swung her arms at Kim Possible like a whip.
However, she leapt over them and stepped on the arms in the process.
"Ouch!" exclaimed Atrosis, retracting her arms.
"Too slow!" bellowed Kim Possible.
"Darn it!" shouted Professor Dementor's henchwoman. She was not repeating the same mistakes she made last time, it seemed. However, the same thing happened when she tried kicking Kim Possible as well.
"My shin..." murmured Atrosis.
Suddenly, Kim began to worry about Ron, and began to look for him.
"Where do you think you're going?" asked the supervillainess.
"I need to find Ron!" exclaimed Kim. Hopefully he was alright.
"Oh." answered the henchwoman.
Sure enough, there was Ron, still suspended above the pit full of monkeys.
"I didn't know that Professor Dementor had monkeys in his lair..." noted Kim. Personally it reminded her a bit of Dr. Drakken's gator farm.
Fortunately, there was a crate of bananas nearby.
Immediately, she used it to distract the monkeys so that they wouldn't interfere.
"Alright, that's settled." noted Kim.
Likewise, Rufus began to chew through the rope so that Ron would break free. However, he nearly fell into the monkey pit in the process.
"Thanks, guys!" exclaimed Ron.
"No problem!" bellowed Rufus.
At that very moment, Atrosis arrived.
"Darn it! Why are these death traps so ineffective? We spent good money on them...well, Monkey Fist gave us the monkey one, but still!" questioned Atrosis.
Ron and Kim shrugged. They weren't living to the death part.
Immediately, Atrosis resumed her battle with Ron and Kim.
However, it appeared that they were getting the upper hand, especially with Rufus trying to bite her arm to make her deflate.
Eventually, he succeeded.
"Not again!" bellowed Atrosis.
"Booyah!" cheered Ron.
"Wait, where's Professor Dementor?" inquired Kim. It appeared that they had lost track of him, unfortunately.
"Right here!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
Kim and Ron gasped in shock. It appeared that Professor Dementor had built a mech so that he could fight Kim and Ron himself.
"Oh man!" bellowed Ron. How were they going to take it down?
"You are doomed, Kim Possible! Any last requests?" asked Professor Dementor.
"Not to hit us with that giant robot?" inquired Ron.
"Very funny..." answered the mad scientist.
However, as it turned out, help was arriving from a rather unlikely source.
"I know what we're doing today!" bellowed The Beak.
Professor Dementor gasped in shock. The Beak had shown up to thwart his evil plan? Well, it appeared that they were going to face each other eventually.
He never thought that he would show up to help Kim and Ron however.
Shrugging, he decided to activate the cannon on the robot's arm, which began to shoot laser spurts at The Beak.
Frantically, Kim, Ron, and Rufus went outside the lair so that they could avoid it. This battle was probably going to be messy.
Sure enough, the lair was starting to shake.
"I think there might be a cavein..." warned Atrosis.
Unfortunately, Professor Dementor was too occupied with his battle with The Beak to listen to her.
"Nobody listens to me..." thought the supervillainess.
"Taste my rockets!" exclaimed Professor Dementor, launching rockets at The Beak.
Unfortunately for Professor Dementor, The Beak picked one up and tossed it right back at him.
"Yeowch!" exclaimed Professor Dementor, almost falling backwards.
"He sure is a tough superhero..." remarked Atrosis as she began to reinflate herself. Personally she wondered if he was even tougher than Hego was, since he typically relied on his teammates to help him save the day.
This time, Professor Dementor pulled out his freeze ray.
"I'm going to make ice cream out of you!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Ice cream would be good right now, actually..." answered The Beak. It was in the middle of the summer, after all.
Once again, The Beak was too quick...and Professor Dementor ran out of juice.
"Darn it! Vhat else do I have?" asked the evil professor.
Immediately, he decided to check his mecha.
"Perfect! I also have a heat ray!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"Good thing we made this suit fireproof!" exclaimed The Beak.
Professor Dementor groaned.
"I'm glad that The Beak came to help us..." noted Ron.
"For some strange reason I think that there are two people inside that mecha...though I'm not quite sure why." answered Kim. Perhaps they were a bit of a tag team?
Curious, Kim decided to have Wade check to see if he could get any information about The Beak. It was nice to get to know your superheroes, especially since she had already met the Go Team and Ferret Man.
"Do you know anything about The Beak, Wade?" asked Kim.
"Well, I heard that he originated from Danville..." answered Wade. Apparently, that was where he began his heroics...though he apparently went into retirement after a while.
However, it appeared that he decided to resume being a hero as of recently.
"Interesting..." stated the teenage girl. Wasn't that where Phineas and Ferb used to reside?
At that very moment, Atrosis successfully reinflated herself.
"Ah, that's better!" exclaimed Atrosis. Now she could give Professor Dementor a hand against the superhero. Ironically, she had worked with a team of superheroes not too long ago. She was surprised how good she was at taking down other supervillains. Perhaps she had a talent for it.
Now seemed a good time to test out the formula that Professor Dementor was making. Now seemed like a good time.
Noticing what was happening, Rufus went to deflate Atrosis once again...but this time she stretched out her leg and kicked him away.
"Rufus!" bellowed Ron.
"Ouch!" exclaimed Rufus. Fortunately, he was alright. Ever since he had become a secret agent he could endure a lot of punishment...which most likely had to do with his training.
Atrosis came back a few moments later...with several buffed up soldiers.
"Aren't they wonderful?" asked Atrosis.
Ron and Rufus began to feel scared. Something told them that this wasn't going to end well.
Immediately, the superpowered soldiers began to attack The Beak, causing his suit to dismantle.
Eventually, it collapsed completely.
"Yes! I wonder who's underneath zat suit?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"Beats me." answered Atrosis. She was wondering that question herself.
As it turned out, she and Professor Dementor were about to find out...and so were the Possible team as well.
At that very moment, Phineas and Ferb emerged from the wreckage.
"Ugh...that didn't go so well, Ferb..." noted Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
Kim Possible was rather surprised to see that the duo were the Beak. Likewise, Professor Dementor and Atrosis were surprised that they were facing kids.
"Zis is awkward..." noted Professor Dementor.
"I know! What are we going to do against two kids?" asked Atrosis.
"Darn it! We spent a lot of time working on this suit!" exclaimed Phineas.
"Yeah...I had a supersuit too...until Professor Dementor ruined it..." acknowledged Kim Possible. It was rather tragic.
"How are we going to stop that superformula? It's sick and wrong!" exclaimed Ron.
"Yeah!" bellowed Rufus. It's no wonder that Professor Dementor wanted to make it.
"Maybe Phineas and Ferb could make an antidote..." answered Kim.
"Already done!" exclaimed Phineas.
"That was fast..." answered Kim.
Phineas immediately sprayed the antidote on the evil minions...causing them to flee like cowards.
"Hey! You're not offduty yet!" exclaimed Atrosis. She thought that they were braver than that. Of course, it was Kim Possible herself that they were dealing with.
"Vhy are my evil minions taking a day off?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"I never feel like taking a day off..." answered the villainess.
"That's because you're married to the job." pointed out Kim.
"Oh yeah. Heh heh." giggled Atrosis.
"No matter! I still have my mech!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"Actually, it appears that my little buddy's chewing on the wires of your mech..." answered Ron.
"Vhat?!" bellowed the professor.
Sure enough, Rufus had managed to shut down the mech by doing just that, and it collapsed on the floor.
"Noooo!" exclaimed Professor Dementor. He has spent quite some time building that mecha too. Well, that and Hench Co. employees had helped him design it, but still!
"Hmm...our evil plans don't seem to go too well these days..." answered Atrosis.
"It vas like zat before you came here, actually..." stated the professor.
"Really? That's too bad..." noted the supervillainess. She heard that Professor Dementor was more competent at being evil than Dr. Drakken was.
And to make matters worse, it appeared that OWCA agents had shown up to arrest them.
"How did they find us?" asked Professor Dementor.
"Rufus called them." answered Kim.
Rufus immediately pulled out the Kimmunicator.
Sure enough, Atrosis and Professor Dementor found themselves being arrested. It looked like they would be serving hard time. Also, Professor Dementor would get to meet the Regurgitator.
Of course, they were probably going to break out of jail eventually...but at least Kim Possible would get a break from fighting evil.
"Bye!" exclaimed Rufus.
"Good work, Agent R. Agent P is also dealing with another villain as we speak." answered Major Monogram.
"I hope things are going well for him..." stated Ron.
Meanwhile...
After chasing Frugal Lucre through the Smarty Mart, Perry the Platypus finally managed to catch Frugal Lucre, or so he thought...
"Oh no! It looks like you cornered me! Whatever shall I do? I know!" exclaimed Frugal Lucre.
Suddenly, Frugal Lucre grabbed Perry's hat, causing him to resemble a normal platypus.
Shortly afterward, a Smarty Mart employee noticed him...and mistook him for a pet animal that was outside his pen.
Unfortunately, since Perry the Platypus couldn't talk, he wasn't able to persuade him otherwise. And of course, he was not the person to put his fedora on in public. Thankfully, nobody seemed to realize the connection between his secret identity.
"What's this? It appears that an animal escaped from their pen. No matter, I'll put you with the other platypuses...or platypi...or platypodes...to be honest, I don't think there's an official plural word for platypus..." shrugged the Smarty Mart employee. Maybe somebody should add one to the dictionary.
Perry the Platypus scowled at Frugal Lucre as he was taken towards an animal cage.
"Yes! Now nobody can stop me!" exclaimed Frugal Lucre.
"Well, except maybe Kim Possible." he thought. Fortunately, she did not appear to be in Smarty Mart for the moment, so it appeared that he was safe.
But as it turned out, Perry the Platypus was not going to give up so easily.
As it turned out, he happened to have a lockpick for this very occasion.
He quickly used it to unlock the cage, allowing him to break free.
Fortunately, there was a hat near the cages that resembled his trademark fedora, so he didn't have to worry about getting his hat back from Frugal Lucre. It was rather convenient to say the very least.
However, he noticed that there were several other platypuses in the room as well. They appeared to have noticed him.
Suddenly, he got an idea.
Immediately, he asked them if they would look to be secret agents.
They contradicted him by telling him that as platypuses they didn't do much.
But Perry the Platypus pointed out that they could do whatever they liked...so long as it didn't violate the OWCA's terms and conditions.
Quickly, he was able to get them convinced, and they joined Perry the Platypus on his journey.
A few minutes later...
"Yes! A few more seconds and victory is mine!" exclaimed Frugal Lucre.
Suddenly, he noticed that there appeared to be a platypus nearby.
"A platypus?" asked the evil villain.
"Another platypus?" inquired Frugal Lucre.
Yet another platypus showed up.
"How many of you are there?" asked the man.
Suddenly, he noticed that there appeared to be many platypuses heading straight towards him.
Immediately, he began to scream. Unfortunately, it appeared that there were too many of them to successfully hold off.
Eventually, he ended up being swarmed.
Perry the Platypus alerted the authorities, and they stuck handcuffs on Frugal Lucre's wrists.
"Good work, Agent P!" exclaimed Carl.
Perry the Platypus let out his trademark "Grugg..."
"What? You have new recruits for the OWCA?" asked Major Monogram's assistant.
A few minutes later...
"Well, it's been fun in Go City...but I think it's time for us to leave..." answered Phineas.
"Nothing lasts forever." agreed Ferb.
As it turned out, their parents were currently packing up. It was time to head back home.
On the plus side, they got to salvage what was left of The Beak...perhaps they could make an even better suit.
Likewise, Kim Possible decided to head back home as well.
Sure enough, her brothers were waiting.
"What are you two doing?" asked Kim Possible.
"We're cosplaying as the Wego Twins!" exclaimed Tim and Jim. Sure enough, they were dressed exactly like them.
"Why am I not surprised?" inquired the teenage girl.
It felt rather good to save the day, to say the very least. Still, she doubted that she had seen the last of Professor Dementor and Atrosis. They were awfully stubborn.
Meanwhile...
"I can't believe two kids thwarted my scheme!" bellowed Professor Dementor.
"I know...I once tried to brainwash kids into mindless drones...but unfortunately that didn't work out too well." answered his cellmate. He was about to take care of Irving, the craziest boy in the world too. How tantalizing.
Incidentally, that man was the Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant...who had started an operation where kids would lose their creativity and imagination. It was rather grisly work.
And unfortunately, Phineas and Ferb had encountered him...as much as they tried to resist, the evil sergeant successfully managed to complete the procedure.
However, the OWCA had discovered what he was doing, and he had decided to arrest them. He attempted to escape their wrath, but unfortunately he ended up falling off a cliff and breaking several bones for his trouble.
Wait, wasn't that a dream that Candace and Perry had? Perhaps their dreams had somehow become reality. It was rather strange.
"They can't lock me away like zis! I was supposed to take over ze world!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"And I was supposed to teach kids to behave themselves..." answered the Smile Away Reformatory Sergeant. The OWCA simply did not understand what he was doing...though apparently their sister and her boyfriend thought what he was doing was quite cruel.
Suddenly, they heard a voice.
"Yoohoo!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Atrosis, is that you?" asked Professor Dementor.
"Yeah...the guard wasn't smart and he left the keys wide open...of course, it helped that I could use my elastic arm to grab the keys...and it also helped that he was a sloth..." noted the supervillainess. Of course he would slack on the job.
"I vish I could do zat..." complained the professor.
Immediately, Atrosis stretched out her arm and turned her hand into a key...allowing Professor Dementor and his cellmate to escape from prison.
"As a reward I'll be giving you a raise!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"And I'll be letting you be a teacher at the Smile Away Reformatory School...assuming that the OWCA didn't close it down...which they likely did." continued the SARS Sergeant.
"Sorry, I'm already under the employ of someone else. But thanks anyways! What kind of minion wouldn't rescue their master from prison?" answered Atrosis.
Meanwhile...
"Shego! C'mon! Bust me out of prison!" exclaimed Dr. Drakken, who was yelling from a distance.
As it turned out, Shego was currently reading a newspaper involving her brothers.
"Still doing heroics, it seems...wait, why is Atrosis one of them?" questioned Shego. She thought that Atrosis was working with Dr. Drakken's rival Professor Dementor.
"Shego, hurry up and bail me out of prison already! My cellmate wants to beat me up!" bellowed the scientist.
Sure enough, his cellmate was planning to do just that. He was tired of listening to his evil schemes of world domination.
Quickly, he grabbed him by the ankle, forcing him to hold onto the bars.
"Shego! Please! Do something!" exclaimed Dr. Darken.
Unfortunately, Shego was currently taking a nap with the newspaper on her face. She was also snoring.
At that very moment, Dr. Drakken was forced to let go of the bars.
"No!" exclaimed the mad scientist.
Back at the OWCA prison...
"I wonder what is up with all these cutaway gags involving Shego and Dr. Drakken..." questioned Atrosis.
"Can we ask questions when we escape ze OWCA Prison?" inquired Professor Dementor.
"I suppose you make a good point." answered the supervillainess.
Immediately, the trio of them evacuated the OWCA Prison as an alarm suddenly went off.
A few minutes later, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was brought into the prison. Oddly enough, he seemed traumatized about something.
"I wonder what's gotten into him?" questioned Minor Monogram as he directed Dr. Doofenshmirtz towards his new home.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz giggled with delight. He had just invented the Anti-Goodytwoshoesinator...which he was going to test out on his brother Roger. Hopefully he would stop being such a saint.
However, he realized that he had a problem.
At that very moment, a horde of platypus agents were approaching him. They clearly meant business.
"Nooooo! This is my worst nightmare!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Dealing with Perry the Platypus was bad enough as it was.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz shivered as he was forced into his prison cell. Oddly enough, he seemed somewhat happy now. Personally Minor Monogram wondered why.
It was all in a day's work, he supposed.
Suddenly, Dr. Doofenshmirtz noticed who his cellmate was.
"You're Dr. Doofenshmirtz? Perfect! I've been dying to meet you for quite some time! I heard that you were the scourge of the Tri-State Area...at least until you moved to Middleton..." noted Frugal Lucre.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz groaned. Something told him that this wasn't going to be fun.
That's it for this chapter! You think since it's October it'd be best for me to do an arc based on Night Of The Living Pharmacist? I've wanted to spoof that for quite some time. Of course, there are going to be some differences though the concept will be basically the same. Aside from Dr. Doofenshmirtz someone else will be immune to the virus...can you guess who it is? I did hint it earlier in this arc...