Well, I suppose it's about time for me to write another chapter for this fanfic, wouldn't you say? How does Chapter 29 sound? I bet you're looking forward to it. We'll be continuing the Dawn Of The Pharmacist arc since I don't feel like ending it abruptly. You probably wouldn't enjoy that. Besides, I enjoyed writing the previous chapters involving those crazy evil pharmacists.
And of course, more people are going to get infected. It seems that nobody is safe from those evil pharmacists...just like last time. There's simply too many of them. How many people must be infected before the pandemic can end?
Chapter 29: Lots Of Me
Perry and Rufus surveyed Danville, ready to save anyone that hadn't already fallen victim to those crazy evil pharmacists. They certainly didn't want them to be infected so that they didn't become evil like Dr. Doofenshmirtz. There were already enough evil scientists in the world as it was. Just look at L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
Unfortunately, OWCA had already fallen, so it appeared that it was just them at this point. What a shame that there weren't any other OWCA agents to protect the populace from the evil pharmacists. It would certainly make life a lot easier for them.
Perhaps this was simply a two-animal job. At least Perry wasn't alone to fight the pharmacists this time...excluding when Dr. Doofenshmirtz unexpectedly showed up to give him a helicopter to fly away from the evil pharmacists.
Rufus wondered where Ron was. His owner had to be around somewhere. The sooner he found him, the better. He was starting to miss his owner.
Judging from all the pharmacists in the city, there weren't many people left that hadn't already been infected. Perhaps they were already too late to save anyone in the city and that they should simply head elsewhere where they didn't have to worry about becoming evil pharmacists.
Well, they would just have to save whoever they could...at least until someone found a cure for the epidemic. Perhaps if they were lucky they would be able to design it themselves.
Unfortunately, they didn't know for sure how the pandemic was solved the first time. Maybe it involved water somehow? Unfortunately, one of the pharmacists had touched Perry the last time he tried fighting them, so he didn't really remember the first invasion. He did remember trying to protect his owners from being infected though.
If only they had some sort of weather machine...but as it was, they did not. Maybe they could have Dr. Drakken make a weather-machine...or maybe they could have Dr. Doofenshmirtz make a weather-inator.
Either of them seemed like good choices. That would certainly solve the problem...however, there was a possibility that Dr. Drakken would become an evil pharmacist before he finished the machine.
However, the problem was whether they would have the right materials for the job. If they had to go outside, they would risk being infected and Perry the Platypus would become a semi-aquatic mammal of infection.
It was too bad that they didn't have the radar that Perry had on his hovercar to track the survivors, since Major Monogram had completely destroyed it.
Hopefully they would be able to save the survivors without it.
This situation was getting way out of hand.
Meanwhile...
Monique and Felix continued to search for Dr. Doofenshmirtz. They had heard rumors that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was in fact an evil scientist...but from what his former wife had told him, he wasn't a bad guy.
If that was what his former wife thought of him, then perhaps he WASN'T such a bad guy. Of course, you could say the same about Dr. Drakken, one of his friends, especially when you heard his backstory.
However, instead of finding Dr. Doofenshmirtz, they ended up finding his daughter Vanessa instead. Not quite who they were expecting...unfortunately, this apple fell a bit far from the tree, as Vanessa was not interested in becoming a mad scientist like her father. In fact, she was still trying to bust him due to his excessive wickedness.
"Can I help you two?" asked Vanessa. Something told her that they were friends with Kim Possible...who unfortunately was an enemy of his father and his friend Dr. Drakken.
"We're looking for Dr. Doofenshmirtz..." explained Monique.
"Well, there are probably a lot of people looking for him right now...he just caused a pharmacist pandemic." explained the daughter of an evil scientist. Maybe her father should be more careful with his inators. It would probably save him AND Danville a lot of trouble.
"He did?" asked Felix. That was quite unfortunate. It looked like they were going to have to try to survive inside the building somehow. Perhaps there was some supplies that they could search for?
"By the way, he happens to be my father. And...yes." stated Vanessa. Apparently he still wanted revenge on his younger brother and her uncle for the humiliation he had to go through as a child.
"It'd probably be best if we barricaded the building then..." acknowledged Monique.
Vanessa nodded. As soon as the pharmacists realized that they were inside, they were inevitably going to hunt them down.
Sure enough, some of the pharmacists were pulling out binoculars. They were apparently using them for that particular purpose. It would probably be best to lie low and keep away from any windows.
"So...can I get my wheelchair repaired?" asked Felix.
"I might have picked up a thing or two from my brothers..." stated Candace. After all, she had been living with them ever since they were born.
Immediately, she set to work on fixing Felix's wheelchair.
However, she quickly noticed something.
"Um...are you sure this needs to be fixed?" asked the long-necked girl. The wheelchair looked fine to her. Of course, it was a state-of-the-art wheelchair that seemed like something only her brothers would build...but it still didn't seem broken at all.
"Well, the alarm system kept going off and it was getting on my nerves..." stated the handicapped boy.
"Are you sure it wasn't because of the pharmacists?" inquired Candace.
"Oh..." realized Felix. Now that he thought about it, there was a strange amount of evil pharmacists in the area as of late. He never recalled there being this many before. Due to all the zombie fighting games that he had played, he had decided to include a radar system that would alert him whenever there was a zombie invasion or another similar drastic situation.
Perhaps the wheelchair didn't need fixing after all. It was a good thing really since his wheelchair would be quite useful in a situation like this.
Well, since he was here, he might as well help fend off the pharmacists. Might as well take down as many as he can, right?
Sure, he could probably simply evacuate the Tri-State Area...but then the pandemic would potentially spread until the situation got out of control. Perhaps it would be best if he simply fought back against the infected.
Meanwhile...
"How are we going to get past all those evil pharmacists?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz. There were pharmacists all over the Danville Water Tower. They weren't letting anyone inside that wasn't an evil pharmacist. And unfortunately, they realized that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was immune to the infection instead of him being infected like everyone at the tower, so he simply couldn't waltz in and collect a water sample for one of his machines.
"I don't know. YOU'RE the one who created them..." pointed out Dr. Drakken. Theoretically he WOULD know how to stop the evil pharmacists. But unfortunately, the Sorcerer's Apprentice had not taught him anything. He was lucky he wasn't in Danville when the first outbreak had occurred. Who would want to say "Lots Of Me" every five seconds?
"Isn't it obvious? I can just engage them in hand-to-hand combat, right?" asked Shego. She had taken on opponents that were much bigger than them before.
However, Atrosis pointed out that there was a problem with that.
"You do realize if you do that, you risk being infected, don't you? Unless of course those gloves are made out of rubber..." warned Atrosis.
"Darn it!" exclaimed the former superheroine. This was going to be harder than she thought. On the other hand, Dr. Doofenshmirtz might have some rubber gloves somewhere.
It was rather apparent that they were going to have to think of something rather quickly. The longer they spent their time planning, the greater the chance that they were going to be discovered...and by extension the more likely that one or more of them was going to be infected.
On the lighter side, they got the feeling that more of the uninfected had arrived to give them a hand...one of which Dr. Drakken had encountered before. He and his cousin Motor Ed had tried to steal his wheelchair...Shego wasn't too happy with him for that.
Perhaps they should go pay them a visit. They could probably help them design a cure.
Speaking of which, Dr. Drakken wondered if Kim Possible was trying to do something about this. Believe it or not, he was actually happy that Kim Possible was trying to save the world for a change.
Still, he doubted that even she could save the world from the pharmacists alone. Like Shego, she couldn't simply use her martial arts skills to take down the pharmacists. Wouldn't want to go from being an average teenage girl to an average evil pharmacist girl. She was supposed to save the world, not conquer it.
They desperately needed her help.
Elsewhere in Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated...
Kim, Ron, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Baljeet made their way up the staircases, deciding not to use the elevator since elevators weren't for emergencies. What if there were evil pharmacists inside the elevator?
Little did they know that they were still being hunted.
Sure enough, Holly noticed the six of them sneaking their way through the building. Fortunately for them, Roger Doofenshmirtz's advice had worked and they had managed to make their way in the building without Kim Possible and the others noticing.
"I see them!" whispered Holly.
"Let's chase after them then!" exclaimed Buford.
"I wouldn't do that...if we do that they'll simply squirt us with their squirt guns..." warned Gretchen. They'll probably have to hang up their lab coats if that happened.
"We're going to have to come up with a different plan..." suggested Ginger.
"Why don't we try sneaking up on them?" asked Adyson. If they snuck up on them, they could probably convert them into evil pharmacists without them even noticing...at least until it was too late.
"That's a great idea! We'll just need to find a way to ambush them..." stated Milly.
"Well, there are a lot of rooms in this building..." noted Ginger.
"Then maybe we'll just hide in them..." acknowledged Gretchen.
Immediately, the Fireside Girls and Buford began to laugh hysterically.
"Do you hear something?" asked Baljeet. For some strange reason he got the feeling that he wasn't alone in the building with his friends.
"With the power out, this building gives me the creeps..." stated Isabella. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was around the building somewhere, right? Maybe they should find him before the evil pharmacists did.
Given that Dr. Doofenshmirtz used this building to concoct his evil schemes, it probably wasn't a surprise. Still, it DID look rather creepy now that the power had gone out.
Maybe if Wade hadn't cut out the power, they would have a lot easier time navigating the building.
But as it was, Wade was now an evil pharmacist, and he would not be helping them get their electricity back. In fact, he was probably hacking into security systems as they spoke.
"My family is probably already infected..." noted Kim. What a pity she couldn't stop them from being infected. The only thing that she could do now was try to cure them somehow.
To be honest, she was a bit worried what the tweebs would do now that they were evil pharmacists. They certainly knew how to build rocket technology. What if they built a moon base and used it to shoot down beams from a satellite? That would probably infect a lot of people if they learned how.
And of course, her mother was a brain surgeon and her father was a rocket scientist...so that didn't sound good either.
They needed to cure the pandemic fast...otherwise it just might become irreversible.
At that very moment, they began to hear something again.
Taking precautions, the six of them loaded their water guns.
However, as it turned out, it was only Newt. They had nothing to worry about...at least not yet.
"Ribbit!" exclaimed Newt.
Fortunately, it appeared that he had not been infected. Of course, if he was, they would know immediately as he would be dressed as a pharmacist.
Now that they thought of it...Newt probably wouldn't be an evil pharmacist for long since he needed water in order to stay wet.
Apparently since he was rather small, the evil pharmacists had not noticed him. Of course, since he had been born in Camp Wannaweep, it was rather apparent that he knew how to survive in harsh conditions. This was no doubt coming in handy considering that Major Monogram no doubt wanted to infect every animal in the city so that he could make them join the evil pharmacist animals that were once the OWCA.
"Oh, it's Vanessa's pet frog." noted Kim.
"It's nice that he managed to survive Camp Wannaweep his whole life...I could barely survive spending a summer there." acknowledged Ron. Ron was well aware of the horrors of Camp Wannaweep...even before Gill ended up being mutated by science camp waste. Perhaps they needed to conserve the environment a bit more. There was a reason they didn't want Dr. Doofenshmirtz dumping in the lake.
Kim wondered if she should return him to Vanessa. But...where was Vanessa?
"Do you know where Vanessa is?" asked Kim. It would be a good idea to group with her. The more survivors that they had, the greater chance that they had of curing the infection...especially since Vanessa was the daughter of the very person that had started the pandemic in the first place.
Newt nodded. He was on his way to warn Vanessa about the evil pharmacists. He had been watching the news and he knew that Danville was surrounded with them at this point. Things did not look good for them.
Immediately, he beckoned for Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Ron, and Kim to follow him.
"You think he can take us to Vanessa?" asked Ron. It didn't seem like he was hopping randomly like one might expect from a wild frog.
"I would imagine so..." nodded Kim. Rufus could be used for the same purpose...if he was still around, that is. Unfortunately, he was still alone with Perry at the moment.
However, at that very moment, the evil pharmacists struck.
Phineas gasped.
"Surprise!" exclaimed Ginger.
"Run!" bellowed Isabella.
Immediately, the Fireside Girls and Buford attempted to grab the seven of them, hoping to turn them all into evil pharmacists.
Frantically, they attempted to climb up the nearest staircase.
Fortunately, one of them was nearby.
"This way!" ordered Kim.
Quickly, they shut the door and locked it before running up the staircase.
"That was close..." remarked Ron. He thought for a second that they were all going to become evil pharmacists.
"Wait, where's Baljeet?" asked Phineas. Wasn't he with them a few moments ago?
Isabella and Ferb looked around. He didn't seem to be with them. Where exactly was he?
Shortly afterwards, they heard Baljeet's evil laugh.
"Oh no! The evil pharmacists must have gotten him too!" bellowed Isabella.
"I wonder which of the evil pharmacists infected him?" asked Ron.
"I did!" exclaimed Ginger.
"Yeah, that makes sense..." nodded Ferb.
Phineas sighed. On the good side of things, they managed to add a member to their group. On the bad side of things, they had lost another to those evil pharmacists. And it wasn't even the first person that they had lost to the evil pharmacists, either. Now it was both Buford and Baljeet that they had lost. All the more reason to try to cure them, he supposed.
Well, at least Newt knew where Vanessa was so that they could band together with her. It would be a lot easier to survive out there if they had more people with them.
Sure enough, her room was within sight.
Fortunately, they didn't get ambushed by the evil pharmacists again.
Immediately, they opened the door.
"KP, is that you?" asked Candace.
"Funny meeting you like this..." noted Felix.
"I take it none of you have become infected?" inquired Kim.
"Nope! We're A-OK, girlfriend!" exclaimed Monique. Hopefully they weren't going to become evil pharmacists tonight.
"She's MY girlfriend!" bellowed Ron.
"I didn't mean it like THAT..." stated one of Kim's closest friends.
"Do you know where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is? He's got some explaining to do..." noted Kim.
"I think my dad's above us..." answered Vanessa.
"I guess we're going to have to get up there then..." acknowledged Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
Carefully, Ferb opened the door to check to see if there were any evil pharmacists outside.
Fortunately, there were not. They had not even noticed that there were any non-infected inside the skyscraper.
Still, he was worried if they were up to something. What could they possibly have planned?
Meanwhile...
"Darn it! We missed them!" exclaimed Gretchen.
"Well, we missed MOST of them..." pointed out Buford.
"Hmm...maybe there's something else that we could try..." suggested Baljeet.
Suddenly, Baljeet noticed that there was a fire alarm.
If they pulled the fire alarm...it would make a lot of noise...noise that would attract the evil pharmacists.
This gave him an evil idea.
Laughing, he turned on the fire alarm.
Immediately, the fire alarm went off.
Fortunately, they pulled out umbrellas so they didn't end up getting splashed with water. That would potentially transform them back into normal human beings.
Sure enough, the evil pharmacists had noticed the noise, and they were starting to enter the building.
It was only a matter of time before they reached the survivors that were inside.
"Yes! It's working! It's working!" exclaimed Baljeet.
At that very moment, Tim and Jim Possible entered the building.
"Hikka-bikka-boo?" asked Tim.
"Hoosha! Hahahahaha!" laughed Jim.
"That's new..." noted Tim Possible.
"We're evil pharmacists now...I figured we would change our catchphrases a bit..." stated Jim Possible.
"Oh right...sometimes it's hard to remember that..." noted the twin that typically dressed in red.
"Well, we were interested in science BEFORE we became evil pharmacists..." acknowledged Tim.
"You two remind me of Phineas and Ferb..." stated Baljeet. However, unlike Tim and Jim, Phineas and Ferb actually seemed to KNOW what they were doing when they built a rocket.
They certainly did a lot of tests to make sure that it didn't blow up with them inside. That would be a tragedy.
Anyways, it was time for them to make some more evil pharmacists. After that, they would take over the world!
Well, maybe not the world. But they could certainly infect the Tri-State Area.
Would the uninfected be able to stop them?
You're probably wondering if the pandemic is going to be cured like it was in Phineas and Ferb: Night Of The Living Pharmacists...well, if it didn't, I probably wouldn't be able to write any more chapters (and of course this fanfic is rather fun to write for)...but I hope that you enjoy the ending anyway.
