In this chapter, our remaining protagonists are going to try to undo the mess that Dr. Doofenshmirtz had made, even though he had already created it once before.
However, the pharmacists are going to do their best to try to stop them. How many people are going to be pharmacists before they finally give them the cure? You might never know.
Chapter 30: Curing The Pandemic
As Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Dr. Drakken were discussing how they should stop the evil pharmacists, Atrosis decided to look outside to see if there were any pharmacists approaching them.
She noticed something rather alarming.
"We've got trouble." said Atrosis to herself. She was very lucky to be immune now that she thought of it. However, the same could not be said about her employer, Professor Dementor.
Evil pharmacists were starting to enter the building!
She could hear their evil laughter even from up on the roof. It gave her the creeps...though she had heard Professor Dementor's evil laugh several different times. He was certainly enthusiastic about his evil plans, even if Kim Possible always showed up to thwart them. There was a reason why she had her own rogues gallery.
It was only a matter of time before they climbed up the stairs and made it to where they were all hiding out. They were going to have to work quickly so that they didn't end up being overwhelmed.
Unfortunately, it wouldn't exactly be difficult for them to be infected. One touch was all it took...unless of course, you were Atrosis or Dr. Doofenshmirtz. They were the lucky ones.
Quickly, she decided to tell her employer as well as Dr. Doofenshmirtz. She should at least warn Professor Dementor so that she wasn't out of a job. Besides, she loved her job. Better than the way she had at Bueno Nacho anyway.
"Um, we've got a problem." warned Atrosis.
"What is it? We're still devising a cure!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. It would be wise for Atrosis not to interrupt them while working, especially in a drastic situation such as this.
"Maybe we could build a weather machine!" suggested Dr. Drakken. That way they would be able to create a rain storm that would envelop the entire area. Of course, he would also have to be careful not to cause a flood or they would be in another bad situation.
"The evil pharmacists are entering the building!" forewarned the evil minion.
Dr. Drakken and Dr. Doofenshmirtz gasped in shock. They were really hoping that the pharmacists wouldn't find out what they were planning. But it seemed that they already knew.
"Then we don't have much time." answered Shego. Hopefully Dr. Drakken and Dr. Doofenshmirtz would come up with a solution soon. If they didn't, they were all going to be evil pharmacists.
Unfortunately for them, it appeared that some of them knew how to use the elevator. They weren't simply going to shamble up the stairs...well, most of them were shambling up the stairs, but not all of them.
Quickly, Dr. Drakken began to gather spare invention parts around the room. There had to be things that they could use. Fortunately, many of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's inventions had been destroyed by Perry the Platypus, so it was doubtful that there was going to be a shortage of them.
Fortunately, there was not. Dr. Drakken got the feeling that he had everything that he needed. Now the only question was to how quickly they could build the machine. They had to do it fast to ensure the success of their plan.
"How long do you think it will take to build a weather machine?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz. The sooner that they could build, the sooner that they could end this horrible situation. Hopefully his next inator won't backfire so badly. And to think it was all because he wanted payback on his brother Roger.
"It shouldn't take long...though I wouldn't mind assistance." answered Dr. Drakken.
"Good, it's only a matter of time before the evil pharmacists get here." warned Atrosis. No doubt they would try to destroy their weather machine...or alternative reconfigure it so that it would never rain. That way they would never have to worry about being cured of their condition.
"Vhen zey show up, ve had better get ready for a fight!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"I know I am!" bellowed Professor Dementor's right-hand minion. Once again, she was always up to a fight. Unlike Shego, she was always happy to do her job for her employer.
Curious, Atrosis noticed that one of the pharmacists resembled Hynden Walch. People had noted that her voice sounded that particular actress...she wasn't quite sure why. Whatever the reason it was, it made her sound a lot different from Shego.
Meanwhile, Norm was patrolling Dr. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. He noticed that there seemed to be a lot of evil pharmacists in the area lately. Why did Dr. Doofenshmirtz need so many evil pharmacists for his evil schemes? Couldn't he simply build an inator and use it to conquer the Tri-State Area by himself?
Suddenly, the pharmacists noticed him. It looked like they had found another victim. Still, they wondered if there were any more survivors in the area that they could infect.
"Uh-oh!" exclaimed Norm. This didn't bode well for him, did it? Now that he thought of it, he seemed to disappear entirely once the pharmacist pandemic happened last time. He only reappeared once Danville had been restored to its normal self...or as normal as it could be with both Phineas and Ferb's plans and Dr. Doofenshmirtz's schemes.
"Hey! How would you like to work for us?" asked Baljeet. There was always room for one more evil pharmacist in their group. Eventually, they would all be able to take over the world.
"I only work for Dr. Doofenshmirtz." answered Norm. After all, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was his creator. They had been together for quite a few battles between him and Perry the Platypus.
"Maybe we can fix that." answered Buford.
Immediately, the pharmacists began to attack him.
"This puny robot is no match for us!" shouted Baljeet. After all, he had taken a giant robot designed by Dr. Doofenshmirtz with his friends before.
Luckily for Norm, he was rather strong, so he was able to hold them off. He was a pretty big robot, though he was still way smaller than that giant robot Dr. Doofenshmirtz's second dimension counterpart made of himself.
"We're getting knocked down like dominoes!" exclaimed Ginger. How did Dr. Doofenshmirtz make Norm so strong? Of course, he wasn't able to defeat Perry the Platypus, but that didn't mean that he wasn't a threat to Perry.
"How are we going to get past him?" asked Gretchen. Perhaps they needed to come back with more evil pharmacists. To be honest, she wasn't really expecting a giant robot to be impeding them.
"It's a good thing that we brought this giant magnet." answered Tim.
"Why did you bring a giant magnet?" inquired Buford. He wouldn't carry like something like that around.
"We don't know." answered Jim. Maybe because they liked magnets and magnetism?
Immediately, Tim and Jim turned the giant magnet on, taking advantage of the fact that Norm was made out of metal. It sure came in handy against robots.
Maybe they should build more inventions like that. However, their father had told them not to play with rockets before...or imitate what they say on TV. Besides, Adrena Lynn turned out to be a fake the whole time.
Norm's eyes widened in surprise. Where did they get that giant magnet? It seemed like a rather odd thing to carry around.
Norm was attracted to it and was pinned.
"I'm stuck!" exclaimed Norm, who had a worried expression on his face. How was he going to get out of this mess? He sure wished that his creator Dr. Doofenshmirtz was here with him. Then again, what he could do against all the evil pharmacists entering the building?
It was times like this when he wished that he was a real boy instead of being magnetic. At least he didn't have to worry about growing up and the responsibilities that came with it.
Since Norm was now vulnerable, Tim and Jim then began to rearrange Norm's circuits. It was time for him to start thinking a bit differently. It would be awesome to have a giant robot on their side, they had to admit.
Shortly afterwards, sharp fangs appeared in Norm's mouth and his eyes turned red. He was looking much more evil than before...strangely, despite working for Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he didn't look really evil.
He had been turned to the dark side...even more so than usual. Now he was one of the evil pharmacists. He would no doubt be a big help for them.
"My name is Norm. I shall be your servant today." informed the corrupted robot. Unfortunately for Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Norm was no longer on his side.
"Hikka bikka boo?" asked Tim.
"Hoosha!" exclaimed Jim.
"What the heck are you two saying?" questioned Adyson. It didn't sound like any language that she had ever heard. She would like to know what they meant by that.
"Maybe we need a new catchphrase." remarked the boy who dressed in red and was now wearing a red lab coat. Nobody was able to make heads nor tails out of it.
"What should we come up with?" asked the boy who dressed in green and was wearing a green labcoat currently.
"Lots of me?" questioned the boy who dressed in red.
"Nah...evil pharmacists are always saying that..." answered the boy who dressed in green. They should come up with something more original.
"Oh, right." remembered Tim.
Meanwhile...
After climbing up several staircases, our heroes managed to reach the roof.
They began to knock on the door.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz gasped.
"Oh no! The evil pharmacists are here!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. How did they get up the stairs so fast?
Frantically, he looked for something that he could use to barricade the door.
However, what he heard next was rather reassuring.
"It's not the evil pharmacists. It's just us!" shouted Phineas.
"Oh, never mind then." answered the pharmacist as he opened the door.
"Is Kim Possible with you?" inquired Dr. Drakken. Normally he wouldn't want her around, but this time he really needed her to save the world. Otherwise, they were all going to be wearing lab coats.
"Yes, I am." nodded Kim Possible.
They decided to let them in. It didn't seem like that they were evil pharmacists. Of course, they would immediately be able to tell as they would be wearing lab coats and would be laughing evilly.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz gasped in surprise. As it turned out, his daughter Vanessa was with Kim Possible.
It looked like she managed to escape the evil pharmacists...instead of being an evil pharmacist. It was a good thing really. Kim Possible was just as skilled at martial arts as Perry the Platypus.
"Oh thank goodness the evil pharmacists didn't catch you!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He would panic if that ever happened...well, it already happened once before.
"I guess I'm rather lucky." nodded Vanessa. Still, she got the feeling that some of her friends had lost some of theirs to the evil pharmacists. It was rather depressing. All the more reason to try to cure them, she supposed.
Likewise, there were other survivors as well. It looked like Kim Possible was quite fortunate, as usual.
"So, you managed to make it past all the evil pharmacists?" asked Shego. She wasn't surprised. This was Kim Possible, the girl that could do anything. Of course she would gather survivors and start trying to save the world.
Shortly afterward, Perry and Rufus stopped by using Perry's vehicle. Perry was so glad that he had managed to find his owners. Fortunately, they had not yet been infected.
"Rufus!" cheered Ron.
Rufus was very glad that his owner was safe. He would lose it if his owner ended up being infected by the evil pharmacists. Fortunately, his owner had not not, and it looked like he would still be able to fight back against them.
Likewise, Perry the Platypus was glad that he had managed to protect his owners once again...though the last time he protected the uninfected, he ended up becoming Perry the Pharmapus.
Fortunately for Dr. Drakken and Professor Dementor, they were able to build a weather machine along with Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Yes!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
However, they still had to worry about taking it to a place that was high enough for it to be really effective. Otherwise it wouldn't be very helpful against the evil pharmacists.
"I guess we're going to have to take this to the water tower." noted Atrosis.
At that very moment, they heard knocking on the door.
"Who is it?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"My name is Norm." answered Norm.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz opened the door, unaware as to what had happened to his robotic friend.
"You alright, Norm? Something seems different about you." said the evil scientist.
"Never better!" exclaimed Norm.
Dr. Drakken gazed at Norm curiously. Something seemed not quite right about him.
He had every right to be worried.
Suddenly, Norm grabbed him and turned him into an evil pharmacist.
"No! Not Dr. Drakken!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz, pressing his hands against his head.
He then followed by turning Professor Dementor into an evil pharmacist as well.
"No! Not Professor Dementor!" screeched Atrosis. Who was going to be her boss now?
Norm then noticed that were a delicious cheese pizza on the table.
He decided to start eating it, much to Rufus's horror.
"Mmm, this is good pizza." remarked Norm. Why did Dr. Doofenshmirtz leave it there? Well, he decided not to question it.
"Nooooo!" screamed Rufus. Not the delicious cheese pizza! It wasn't cold at all.
"Oh man!" exclaimed Ron. It looked like Norm had gotten infected too. Though he wondered how he could eat pizza when he was a robot.
Since his robotic partner was now an evil pharmacist, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was forced to take action.
He pulled out one of his inators and used it to zap Norm, causing him to shut down.
He would repair him if they managed to get out of this pharmacist mess.
"Poor Norm." remarked Dr. Doofenshmirtz. If only the evil pharmacists hadn't gotten their hands on him. Perhaps it would be best if he didn't test out his inventions on his younger brother anytime soon.
Unfortunately, since Dr. Drakken and Professor Dementor were now evil pharmacists, they had to deal with them as well.
"Let's get them!" shouted Dr. Drakken.
"Yeah! Especially Kim Possible!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
Kim Possible got ready to fight the two evil scientists.
She couldn't risk touching them, as being grappled by them would turn her into an evil scientist.
Fortunately, she happened to have some gadgets that she could use.
She would thank Wade for them if she didn't become evil.
She sprayed perfume in Dr. Drakken and Professor Dementor's faces, knocking them out.
Kim Possible then sighed in relief. Of course, she still had to protect everyone else from being infected. It was a shame that they had lost two of the three scientists that they had. They were very smart individuals.
"Alright, I think I'm finished building the weather machine!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Good. Now let's get to the water tower!" shouted Phineas.
Immediately, Phineas and Ferb started building a bridge so that they could get to their destination and use the weather machine.
However, they began to hear banging on the door. They didn't have much time.
Suddenly, Major Monogram and Carl showed up. They were riding a hover car of their very own.
Perry gasped. It looked like Major Monogram had managed to find him.
Major Monogram seized Perry.
"Gotcha!" exclaimed Major Monogram.
Immediately, Perry became Perry the Pharmapus.
"Nooooo!" shouted Phineas. Unfortunately, not even his beloved platypus was safe from these maniacs.
Shortly afterwards, a theme song began to play.
"He's a semi-aquatic mammal of infection!" sang a voice from nowhere.
"Where is that singing coming from?" inquired Isabella.
"I don't know!" answered Kim Possible.
"He's Perry! Perry the Pharmapus!" sang the background singers.
While the survivors were listening to the twisted version of Perry the Platypus's theme song, Carl decided to grab Rufus. Fortunately for Ron, he was not in his pocket at the time, as he was mourning the loss of the delicious cheese pizza.
"Rufus! No!" screamed Ron.
Rufus was now an evil pharmacist too.
Perry proceeded to infect Monique while Rufus infected Felix.
Quickly, Dr. Doofenshmirtz built a bridge to the water tower so that the survivors could escape. Hopefully they could get there before the evil pharmacists inevitably started swarming the water tower. It was already being guarded by them as it was.
"This way!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Frantically, the remaining survivors crossed the bridge, making sure to bring the weather machine as they did so. It was a good thing they were getting to the tower too, as they were hearing footsteps coming up the stairs...and they probably weren't survivors this time.
"After them!" ordered Major Monogram.
At that very moment, the pharmacists burst through the door.
Unfortunately, Monique seized Ron while Felix seized Vanessa.
"Noooooo!" screamed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Not his darling Vanessa!
Kim mourned the loss of Ron. At least he would be back if they could fix this mess.
Quickly, they crossed the bridge and began to make their way to the top of the water tower.
They were going to have to fight their way up there.
"Darn it, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, why did you get us into this mess?" thought Kim Possible. This wasn't the first time that he had done something like this either.
It looked like they were just going to have to clean up his mess.
Well, it looks like things are getting quite drastic. At this point, the pharmacists are aware that there are uninfected inside Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and are planning to rectify that. They're going to have to activate that weather machine, and fast!