In this chapter, Señor Senior Senior is going to try to move the moon out of orbit with his machine! Fortunately, Wade is going to tell Kim Possible all about his plan, much like Major Monogram informs Perry the Platypus what Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to. Maybe I should include a chapter where the two meet. They provide decent mission support.
Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is going to try to take the moon himself and then ransom it to the world leaders. They'll pay a pretty penny to get it back.
Chapter 34: Despicable Senior
Since school was currently closed for the summer (however long that lasted), Kim Possible decided that maybe she should relax.
Or maybe not. Some of the villains in her roster were probably plotting something evil. Though others were relaxing (such as Atrosis and Professor Dementor), she got the feeling that Wade would give her a call shortly.
He would know if any of her rogues gallery were plotting something naughty. For the moment, they seemed to be inactive, but she doubted that would last long. She had faced quite a few foes in the past, like DNAmy, Motor Ed, Adrena Lynn, Frugal Lucre...and more recently, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who happened to be Perry's arch-foe.
She decided to go to the beach along with Ron. Currently, he was playing volleyball with Rufus. He was wearing a pair of red swim trunks.
Though Rufus was rather small, he was a very good volleyball player. And yes, he was strong enough to carry the volleyball.
"Nice! You're scoring a lot of points!" exclaimed Ron. He didn't know that Rufus had it in him.
"Oh yeah!" shouted Rufus. He was a natural at this.
Maybe after this Rufus could go eat some cheese. He loved cheese. He just hoped that speedster rat wasn't there to hog his cheese. He was still wearing those running shoes.
Perry the Platypus wondered how Rufus could talk but he couldn't. All he ever said was "Gruggg...", and that was typically when he was masquerading as a pet. He was usually silent when he fought Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He liked being sneaky, he guessed.
"Hey, Ron." said Kim. Currently, she was wearing a green bikini.
"Hey, Kim!" exclaimed Ron.
Nearby, Phineas and Ferb were relaxing in beach chairs.
"This is nice..." noted Phineas.
Of course, both of them were in their swimsuits.
Suddenly, Kim received a Kimmunicator call from Wade. And yes, although she was in her swimsuit, she had still brought her Kimmunicator with her.
"Hey, Wade...we got a sitch, don't we?" questioned Kim. She was planning to relax on the beach...but saving the world was something that she could do too.
"I'm afraid the Senors are up to no good again. Well, Senior is anyway. He wants to move the moon out of orbit." stated Wade.
"Won't that affect the tidal waves? Phineas and Ferb told me that the moon is linked to our ocean." questioned Kim Possible.
"I'm afraid so! He's planning to ransom the moon. He figures that there's a lot that people will do to get their moon back. He's asking for one million dollars..." noted the man.
"Isn't he already rich?" inquired the cheerleader.
"Yes, but we know how he treats evil. He thinks that it's an entertaining hobby..." stated Wade.
Kim Possible noted that saving the world could be fun too, but she thought that perhaps Señor Senior Senior should get a new hobby. Still, she had her own hobby as well and that was saving the day...and the week...and the month...and the year.
"Hey, Ron! It's time for us to go stop the Senors!" exclaimed Kim Possible.
"Hey, Kim! Have you seen Perry?" asked Phineas. He thought that Perry would be interested in relaxing at the beach with them since he didn't seem to do much when he wasn't on duty.
Then again, maybe he WAS on duty.
As it turned out, there was a secret tunnel at the beach. Perry dug it up and crawled through the tunnel. How did he know where all the secret entrances were, you ask? Err, he had a secret tunnel GPS?
Within a minute, he was inside his platypus lair. How many entrances were there to his lair anyway? They seemed to be all over the place, though most of them seemed to be in the Flynn-Fletcher house.
"Good morning, Agent P. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is planning to make off with our moon. He claims that he saw it in a movie once. I wonder what other movies he has been watching." noted Major Monogram. Perhaps he should pay attention to Dr. Doofenshmirtz whenever he goes to visit the theater.
That, and he heard that there were cows on the moon and he wanted some milk. That would make for a refreshing beverage indeed. Or he could simply make a Milkinator that resembled a milk bottle.
Perry the Platypus wasn't surprised that Dr. Doofenshmirtz was plotting something evil again. Sure, he was facing other foes now, but Dr. Doofenshmirtz was still his arch-foe regardless.
"We believe that he will no doubt take the moon to his headquarters. Maybe he'll use it as a disco ball or something. I don't know. But since the moon is invaluable, it's in your best interest to get it back. Since you're a loyal OWCA agent I think you'll do it for our sake...and of course the world's." continued Major Monogram.
Perry saluted Major Monogram with respect. It was time for another mission.
Once again, looked like he was going to have to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz He wondered how his evil scheme would affect his owners this time. His inventions always made THEIR inventions disappear. It was rather ironic.
Perhaps it would be best if Linda remained oblivious to her boys' inventions. Rumor has it if she ever found out about Phineas and Ferb's inventions, Perry the Platypus would fail a mission against Doctor Doofenshmirtz and there would be disastrous consequences.
Besides, nobody would want children to unleash their imagination after seeing what Phineas and Ferb could do unsupervised.
Perry the Platypus decided to head to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. His friend Dr. Drakken might be there as well, but if that happened he could simply get Rufus to help.
Currently, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was sitting on a chair.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus. What a lovely surprise. By which I mean, not lovely at all!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz pulled out a device, and suddenly Perry the Platypus was shrunk.
He then picked the now minuscule Perry the Platypus up and put him in a hamster cage.
"Like it? I'm going to use this on the moon later...just a bigger model!" shouted the evil pharmacist.
Perry the Platypus noticed that instead of conquering the Tri-State Area, Dr. Doofesnhmirtz was now interested in conquering the moon. Well, perhaps he needed a change in hobby.
"I'm going to take the moon for myself, and the earth will pay dearly to get me back! They'll have to make me their king! I'm so looking forward to it!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry the Platypus thought that the plan would never work.
"Right then, I'm going to fire the device straight at the moon, and then I'll use my tractor beam to bring the moon to me! Think of how priceless the moon is, Perry the Platypus!" shouted the evil scientist.
Perry noted that the moon was rather valuable, but he would never be interested in selling it. He didn't even need money. He was a pet platypus.
"I'll just aim at the moon in the sky, and then I'll be done!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz aimed his device at the moon, and it immediately shrunk in size.
"Hahahahaha!" laughed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Now the moon was his!
He then used his tractor beam to move the moon directly towards him.
"I've got it!" shouted the pharmacist.
As soon as the moon reached Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Dr. Doofenshmirtz seized it.
"Yes! Now to contact the world leaders and tell them what I've done! I am so naughty!" cheered the evil pharmacist. They would "love" to hear about this.
As Dr. Doofenshmirtz admired his pilfered astronomical body, Perry the Platypus noted that he was starting to feel rather strange. Was it just him, or was the hamster cage smaller all of a sudden?
At the Senors' mansion...
Senor Senior Senior and Señor Senior Junior were waiting for Kim Possible to show up. It would only be a matter of time before she tried to stop them from succeeding in their evil plans.
"Why are we waiting for her and her friends again?" asked Junior. Personally he wished that his father would hurry up already and begin his evil scheme so that they could get it over with.
"We should give her an opportunity to stop us..." explained Senior. She was their adversary after all.
At that very moment, Kim Possible started knocking on her door.
"There she is! Junior, why don't you go and open the door?" inquired the elderly aristocrat. That cheerleader was a guest.
Junior nodded, though personally he thought that he should set up security measures to keep Kim Possible out instead of inviting her in.
Immediately, he opened the door for Kim Possible.
"Hey, Kim Possible. Are you here to thwart my father's evil scheme?" asked Junior. This wasn't exactly the first time that Kim Possible had shown up at his father's mansion to do that.
"Yes. Yes, I am." answered Kim Possible bluntly.
"Funny, that was what I was going to say..." stated Phineas.
"Well, I'm not going to say "Whatcha doin'" since I figure I should respect Isabella..." noted Candace.
Phineas nodded. That didn't seem like a bad decision.
"Senor Senior Senior, I heard that you're planning to move the moon out of orbit! We're here to stop you!" exclaimed Kim Possible.
"Ah yes. Why don't you have a seat..." nodded Señor Senior Senior.
At that very moment, several seats slided right towards them.
"Whoa!" exclaimed Rufus.
Cables then attached the five of them to the seats.
"I will admit that these seats are rather comfy even if they're restraining us..." noted Ron.
"Now that you're seated, it's time for me to explain my evil plan." nodded Señor Senior Senior. Since he respected his adversaries, it made sense that he would explain it to them.
"We already know your evil plan." answered Kim Possible.
"Can you at least give me a moment to explain?" asked Senior.
"I suppose." nodded the cheerleader.
Rufus munched on some popcorn.
Junior came by with a few pictures illustrating Senor's plan.
"Are these the pictures you requested, father?" asked Junior.
Senior nodded.
"Alright, let's get this over with." said the rich teenage boy.
"For my plan I shall be moving the moon out of orbit. Now you're probably wondering, how am I going to do that, you ask?" asked Senior.
"You're going to use a machine." stated Kim Possible.
"I guess your friend on the computer must have already told you. Did we mention that it has a gravitational pull?" inquired the aristocrat.
"That would be an interesting thing for us to build." remarked Phineas.
"We'll launch into space and then we can grab the moon!" exclaimed Senior.
"Um, father. I'm not seeing the moon." stated Junior, looking in a telescope.
"You're not?" asked the elderly man.
He decided to take a look in the telescope.
The moon did not seem to be there at all, though the sun was still present.
What exactly was going on?
"That's rather peculiar. I don't think we can accomplish our scheme without the moon, now can we?" asked Señor. Should they try pulling the sun instead? He wasn't sure what they would cause the world yet though.
"Well, I guess this plan was a dud. I'm going to watch TV!" exclaimed Junior.
Junior decided to watch TV.
"We interrupt this program for an important announcement." stated the news reporter.
Junior sighed. This always happened whenever the villains were plotting something evil.
"A shocking discovery has been made. The moon has completely disappeared!" exclaimed the news reporter.
"The moon has disappeared?" questioned Ron.
"I wonder where it went." said Phineas. He wanted to know.
"The moon was last seen heading towards this location." explained the reporter. It had been somehow shrunken in size.
A picture of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated appeared.
"Dr. Doofenshmirtz?!" exclaimed Ron.
"I'm not surprised that he had something to do with this." noted Kim.
"It looks like someone beats us to the punch, father." nodded Junior.
"Well then, I guess we'll just have to get the moon ourselves. No matter, I think I can bribe Dr. Doofenshmirtz to get what we want." remarked Senior.
"Well, you are one of the richest men in the world." admitted the teenager. He did admit that he could come up with some surprisingly effective evil plots sometimes...like the time where he pretended his father and some other wealthy businessmen had been kidnapped and they had not so that he could ransom them.
Together, Senior and Junior left to go visit Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
"Got anything that you can use to free us?" questioned Phineas.
Fortunately, Kim Possible did. She had brought laser lipstick.
She used it to free herself along with Phineas, Ferb, Rufus, and Ron.
"Thanks, KP!" exclaimed Ron.
"I guess we need to get the moon back from Dr. Doofenshmirtz." noted Phineas.
"That mad scientist needs a new hobby." remarked Ferb.
"Yeah-huh!" exclaimed Rufus.
Fortunately, there was a car nearby that they could use to get to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
"Buckle up!" shouted Kim.
"I'm starting to wonder if Senior is helping us on purpose..." questioned Ron.
"Well, you know how affable he is." suggested the cheerleader.
Together, the five of them set out towards Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was celebrating his latest victory.
Suddenly, he heard ringing on the doorbell.
"Norm, can you go answer it?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He was throwing a party...even though he hadn't invited anybody. Except maybe Perry the Platypus. He was already there.
Norm nodded and he went to answer the door.
"My name is Norm. How may I help you?" inquired the robot.
"This is Señor Senior Senior. We're here about the celestial body that Dr. Doofenshmirtz took for himself." explained Señor Senior Senior.
"Come right in." said Norm.
Senor Senior Senior nodded as he entered the building along with Señor Senior Junior.
"What's this? Did the world leaders send you? I've been trying to give them a phone call for a while now..." asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"About your pilfered celestial body...we were wondering if you would be interested in receiving one million dollars in exchange for it." explained Señor Senior Senior.
"One million dollars? I was hoping to be king of the world but I think this will do nicely!" exclaimed the evil scientist. He could build an entire army of robots with that.
Senor Senior Senior handed Dr. Doofenshmirtz the one million dollars.
Suddenly, Perry the Platypus broke free of the hamster cage.
"What happened? And why are you your normal size?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Perry then realized that the shrink ray had worn off. Apparently, the effects are only temporary.
"The effects were only temporary? Wait, then that means..."
Suddenly, the moon began to grow back to its original size.
In the process, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Señor Senior Senior were sucked into space along with it.
"Oh no!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"I guess we should have thought our evil plans through!" suggested Señor Senior Senior.
Together, the duo ended up in outer space. Fortunately, Dr. Doofenshmirtz had brought spacesuits.
"I guess we're going to be astronauts!" exclaimed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"How are we going to get back to Earth?" asked Señor Senior Senior.
"I guess we'll have to rely on the author for that..." said the evil scientist. They had better be back on Earth in the next chapter.
"Huh. I guess we didn't have to lift a finger for this sitch." remarked Kim Possible.
"I know...I guess you really shouldn't mess with the moon." noted Ron Stoppable.
To be honest, Rufus wished that he had been sucked into space along with them. He heard that the moon was made out of cheese.
"I guess we should go back home then." remarked Phineas.
Ferb nodded.
However, there was one question on their mind. What had happened to Señor Senior Junior.
Meanwhile...
"I can't believe that my dad got sucked into space! Well, it looks like I have the whole mansion to myself." noted Junior.
To be honest, he was at a loss as to what to do now that his father wasn't trying to convince him to participate in one of his many evil schemes.
He was sure that he would be back eventually. For now, he decided that maybe he would go on a date with Bonnie Rockwaller.
"i'm sure that she would appreciate my company." noted Señor Senior Junior.
Immediately, he entered his car and drove off towards Bonnie Rockwaller's house.
Currently, Bonnie Rockwaller was watching TV.
"So let me get this straight...the moon was gone, but now it's back again? I didn't even notice its disappearance." questioned Bonnie. It was in the middle of the daytime.
Senor Senior Junior knocked on his door.
"Junior? Is that you?" questioned Bonnie.
"Yes, it's me!" exclaimed Junior.
"I thought your dad was working on some sort of evil scheme..." said the cheerleader.
"He got sucked into space." explained Señor Senior Junior.
"Is he going to be alright?" asked Bonnie.
"I think so." nodded Junior.
"Alright then. Are you asking me out on a date?" inquired the cheerleader.
"I sure am!" nodded the son of an aristocrat.
"Perfect!" exclaimed Bonnie. She was so glad that her boyfriend was so filthy rich...though believe it or not, she wasn't simply attracted to him because of his money or his looks.
Besides, people said that she was evil so she was sure that she and Junior's father in law would get along just fine.
Together, the two of them set out to the nearest fancy restaurant.
Meanwhile...
Kim Possible decided to see what the tweebs were doing.
"What are you up to?" questioned Kim Possible.
"We're wondering who rescued the moon from Dr. Doofenshmirtz..." said Jim.
"Yeah, how exactly did the moon get sent back into outer space where it belongs?" asked Tim.
"Funny you should mention that..." stated Kim Possible.
Since Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Señor Senior Senior would likely return to face her another day, she decided that she would stand by and be ready for when evil was once again on the move.
But she got the feeling that she would be ready.
Currently, Phineas and Ferb were building a telescope so that they could look at the moon.
"I think i can see Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Señor Senior Senior up there!" exclaimed Phineas.
"I guess he should have tested out his ray gun better." remarked Ferb.
"Star gazing is the life..." remarked the boy.
I hope that you have been having fun reading this story so far. Of course, judging from the reviews I've been getting, I think you have been enjoying this story. At this time of this writing I'm almost up to 100 reviews. Isn't that a nice milestone.
In the next chapter, get ready for some more emotion sickness!