It looks like Camille and Gill might have their revenge.
What are Kim and Ron to do?
Maybe someone can help.
More than one person, in fact.
Chapter 41: Revenge of the Bullies
Unfortunately for Kim, Ron, Rufus, and Perry, Camille and Gill were hiding in the last place that they would look for them.
And no, they were not hiding in Lake Wannaweep. That would be too obvious.
They were standing right outside the headquarters of the Anti-Mutagen Squad.
It was currently a full moon outside. Though there weren't any werewolves lurking in the woods. Just a swamp monster and his accomplice.
And yes, the moon did make the camp look scary.
"We should probably take care of them…just in case." noted Camille.
Gill nodded.
"Any ideas?"
Camille whispered into Gill's ear.
"That could actually work." nodded Gill.
It made him feel happy being with a girl who was smart as he was.
A short while later, Camille entered the headquarters.
"Do you mind? We're kind of busy." noted one of the men.
"You're too busy to take a selfie with me?" asked Camille.
"Oh, that's right. You're famous. Silly us!" exclaimed another man.
"Before we begin, could you take off your protective suits and put aside your anti-mutagen guns? They make you look kind of scary." noted the girl.
The men nodded and took their guns and suits off.
"They're falling for this hook, line, and sinker." thought Camille to herself.
"Alright then." answered the girl.
They all stood right outside the camera.
"By the way, I hope you all aren't feeling green around the gills…" spoke the girl.
Suddenly, Gill began to fire a bunch of sludgy shots at the men.
They panicked and tried to run away…
…only for Camille to quickly lock the door behind them.
"Sorry, I can't let you do that." apologized the former heiress sarcastically.
"Green around the gills! That's a good one!" exclaimed Gill. She knew what to use for a signal. Though ironically enough, he was feeling like a million bucks…which was likely how much money Camille had stolen if not in cash.
It didn't take long to subdue the anti-mutagen gun.
"As much fun as it would be to fight Kim Possible and her sidekick, I figured that we should take care of her allies first." noted the blonde girl.
"Well, that was pretty fun." remarked Gill.
It was so much easier for him when his prey didn't know he was coming.
"Of course, you probably wouldn't need to worry about me being caught in the crossfire…" noted Camille.
"Wouldn't you get slimed?" asked Gill.
"I actually think it feels kind of nice. Though I don't like it when my clothes get stained." answered the girl. Call her crazy, but it was true.
"Well, you can just slide through it." admitted the monster. She didn't have nearly as much to worry about as the other campers did. Especially since she was already a mutant to begin with.
Camille nodded.
She decided to take a shower.
For some strange reason, Dr. Drakken's Brainwashing Shampoo and Cranium Rinse was in the shower.
As soon as she put on a towel, she took a look at it.
"I thought this was recalled ages ago." questioned Camille.
Still, it could be useful later.
She decided to keep it.
A short while later…
Not long after the four heroes went searching for Camille and Gill…well, they heard their voices on the intercom.
"It's them!" exclaimed Ron.
"Hello, Kim Quite Possibly Ugly and Ron Perfectly Stoppable. You're probably wondering where to find us." said Camille.
"I thought you wished to hide from those two." questioned Gill.
"I didn't. I just figured we'd take care of the anti-mutagen squad first. I said fighting them would be fun, remember?" explained Camille. It seemed like a bad idea to ignore them, though they were only equipped to handle Gill.
"That was a great idea." nodded the swamp monster. Now he wouldn't have any trouble with them.
"You took them down?" asked Ron with surprise.
"Yeah…we wanted this to remain a four on two fight. Well, three if Debutante joins in." said the blonde.
"Meow!" exclaimed Debutante.
"Seems fair." nodded Kim.
"Meet us at clown camp. It would be the perfect place for us to make fools of you." remarked Camille.
Gill laughed on the intercom. It was funny because it was true.
"The big top, right?" asked the swamp monster.
"Yes, this fight is going to be big. So the big top would be a good place." noted Camille.
Gill nodded.
"We'll be waiting for you, so don't keep us waiting for too long." remarked the girl.
"I guess that's fair." nodded Ron.
At clown camp…
"By the way, would you happen to know why my tongue suddenly stretched?" asked Camille. It was weird, yet it had been effective.
Gill was currently human, but that was subject to change.
"I think it might have to do with the mutagen I sprayed you with when I encountered you in the woods." suggested Gil. "I'm sorry about that, again."
"Well, I did ignore the warnings Dr. Lurkin gave me. And besides, I'm not so sure if that's a bad thing." admitted the blonde girl.
"Really?" asked the monster.
"I would like to experience what it would be like to be a monster like you. Admittedly, sacrificing my humanity is kind of a scary thought…but I probably already did that with my surgery." answered Camille.
"True." nodded Gil.
"I'm going to see if I can mutate." spoke the girl.
She decided to mutate…
…which had surprising results.
"Wow, Camille! You look amazing!" exclaimed Gill.
Camille giggled.
She decided to take a look in the mirror.
She now had green hair, her skin was green, she had red eyes, and she had hands and feet resembling a chameleon's. And she had sharp fangs.
"Huh. I look scary, yet awesome." noted Camille.
She decided to see if she could change back…which she could.
"Now I can still win beauty contests." remarked the shapeshifter. Though scaring people was legitimately fun.
"Good luck in those!" exclaimed Gil.
"Oh, Gil." said the flattered Camille.
This was certainly going to surprise the heroes.
"By the way, if we succeed on getting our revenge on the squeebs, there's something else I would like to do." spoke Gill.
"What would that be?" asked Camille.
"I was hoping to get revenge on a goth girl and her pet frog…she beat me up…" said the monster.
Gil pulled out a picture of her.
"Considering her terrible fashion choices, I think I'm going to help you." answered Camille.
Gil smiled.
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb were trying to cure the mutants who had been infected.
They were doing surprisingly well.
"Thanks." spoke one of the nerds as he turned back into a human.
Those kids were remarkably smart for their age.
"You're welcome!" exclaimed Phineas.
Though he wondered where the anti-mutagen squad was.
They could help in this situation.
At the clown camp…
"Alright, here we are." nodded Ron.
Sure enough, Camille and Gil were waiting for them.
"Are you ready, squeeb? I imagine you'll make things interesting for us." noted Gil.
"We'll do our best." answered Kim.
Gil transformed into Gill.
"It's very interesting to see you transform back and forth." admitted Ron.
"Camille helped me with that. Just as I helped her." explained Gill.
"Huh?" asked Rufus.
Perry was curious.
Suddenly, Camille Leon transformed as well.
Ron gasped.
"She can do that now?" asked Kim.
"Don't be too surprised. You remember what my name is, right?" asked Camille.
"That name could not be more appropriate." remarked the cheerleader.
"Well, people don't seem to remember my name." admitted Ron.
"Well, we prefer to call you squeeb. But we remember it." noted Gill.
"Maybe I should call myself the Lizard Queen." remarked Camille.
"Figures." answered Kim.
"This is sick and wrong!" exclaimed Ron.
"If you think this is sick and wrong, why don't Gill and I do something that will haunt you forever?" noted Camille.
"Wh-what?" asked the blonde.
That sounded very bad.
"Of course, it's with Gill's permission." explained the chameleon.
"What would that be?" asked Gill.
She whispered into Gill's ear her plan.
"Really? We're going to do this? Well, I suppose it would traumatize the squeeb. But it is my first time." noted Gill.
"Well, we only need to do it once. I think it will be enough." remarked Camille. Something told her that Ron would pay close attention.
"Alright, I think we can do this." answered the swamp monster.
"What would that be?" asked Kim.
Camille and Gill suddenly kissed each other on the lips…while still in their mutated states.
Kim dropped her jaw in disgust.
Perry and Rufus were disgusted as well.
But that was a tad mild compared to Ron's reaction, who passed out on the floor.
"Ron! Wake up! Wake up!" instructed Kim.
"I was having a nightmare, anyway." nodded Ron.
Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb went to visit the anti-mutagen squad…
…and were surprised to find what happened to them.
"Whoa! What happened to you guys?" asked Phineas.
"We were tricked by a blonde fashion lover, and then attacked by a mutant!" exclaimed one of the men.
"That's a surprising series of events." noted the boy.
"Can you help us get unstuck?" asked one of the agents. He was worried what would happen next.
Phineas nodded.
Using a fire extinguisher, he released them.
"Thanks. You two are the nicest boys we've ever met." noted one of the agents.
"We try." answered Ferb.
"We should probably go to clown camp. These two awful teenagers did this to us, and we need to straighten things out." explained another agent.
"Don't worry, we'll take care of it! You guys get washed off to make sure you don't mutate." said Phineas.
"They may be young, but they give good advice." noted another agent. Chances are the two of them had a promising future ahead of them.
Perhaps they were better equipped to handle the situation than they were.
At clown camp…
"Alright, squeeb and squeebette. You might have a platypus secret agent at your side and a naked mole rat as well, but don't assume you're going to win!" exclaimed Gill.
"Though I do have to admit, that platypus does look fashionable in that fedora." noted Camille.
Her voice was unsurprisingly scarier in her mutant form. Just as Gil's voice changed when he decided to go mutant. It didn't sound so different though.
"We won't take our victory for granted." nodded Kim.
"Good! Prepare to take a bath in slime!" exclaimed Gill.
He launched a bunch of slime at our heroes.
Luckily, they were fast enough to dodge the shots.
"You can't dodge them forever!" exclaimed Gill.
"I think your comrade would agree." noted Kim.
"Huh?" asked the monster.
He noticed Camille had been hit by the sludge, and was attached to a wooden post.
Gill then slapped himself in the face.
"Darn it!" exclaimed the monster. He should have been more careful. It looked as if he would have to fight the heroes by himself.
"Don't worry about it." answered Camille.
Fortunately for Gill, she was able to free herself…easily.
"Whew!" exclaimed the swamp monster.
Kim was very surprised at the occurrence…and so was Ron.
"Camille's friendly fireproof?!" asked Ron.
Rufus gasped.
Gill's slime was scary enough as it was, but the fact that Camille was strong enough to easily break free was even scarier.
Camille wondered if she should join in. She didn't want Gill to have all the fun.
Perry approached her…
…but she tripped him with her tongue.
"Too slow, platypus." said Camille.
"She's fast." thought Perry.
Fortunately for Ron, he noticed that there was a fire extinguisher that he could use.
He sprayed the contents into Gill's mouth.
"Not again!" exclaimed Gill. This was really hampering his ability to fight against the heroes.
Now he couldn't spew sludge for a short while.
"It's a good thing Vanessa told me how to beat you." noted Ron.
"I wish she hadn't." answered Gill.
Ron then threw salted peanuts at the evil frog.
"Aah!" exclaimed the monster.
Seeing Gill get hurt actually made Camille scared.
Was she actually feeling genuine love for him?
It was a bit weird considering she had been in love with herself for some time. Though she loved Debutante, too. That cat was simoly adorable, though Ron seemed to think that she was evil.
And yet, she knew it to be true.
Well, she wasn't going to let Ron hurt Gill if she could help it.
Ron approached Gill with a bag of salt.
"This is for all the times you've made fun of me!" exclaimed Ron.
"I am indeed starting to regret it." admitted Gill. Who would have thought he was so tough?
Suddenly, Camille leapt in front of Gill.
"Step away from the mutant frog." bellowed the lizard queen.
"Huh?" asked Ron.
Shrugging, he decided to pour the bag of salt on Camille instead.
For a moment, Gill was frightened…
…but as it turned out, this only annoyed Camille.
"What's the big idea?" asked Camille.
"I don't get it. This worked on Gill well enough." remarked Ron.
Suddenly, Rufus remembered what Newt had told him about chameleons.
"Chameleons! Salt!" exclaimed the naked mole rat.
"Chameleons aren't hurt by salt?" asked Ron.
"Ah-choo!" shouted Rufus.
"In the worst case scenario, they can just sneeze it out?" asked Kim.
The naked mole rat.
"That isn't good. That means Camille can shield Gill from the salt!" exclaimed the cheerleader.
"Well, at least we still have weapons we can use against him." noted Ron.
"You should have watched your tongue, squeeb. So now you're going to have to watch mine." answered Camille.
"Huh?" asked the blonde.
Suddenly, she used her tongue to take away Ron's fire extinguisher…as what she said implied.
He gasped.
She then ate his salted peanuts.
"Mmm, these taste good." remarked Camille.
"She's taking away everything we can use against Gill!" exclaimed Kim.
"I should probably come here more often. The salted snacks taste good, even if my partner would be inclined to disagree." noted the bad girl.
Being a mutant made her surprisingly hungry, but perhaps when you were a shapeshifter you don't need to worry about your figure.
"Man, we were prepared for Gill, but we were not prepared for Camille." remarked Ron.
Suddenly, Camille sneezed.
"I guess I did eat a lot of salt." noted the girl.
She then noticed she had sneezed acid.
"I can sneeze…acid?" questioned the chameleon.
Sure enough, it was sizzling on the floor.
"Huh. Maybe I can use this to my advantage." remarked Camille.
She began to sneeze acid on the heroes.
"Bless you!" exclaimed Ron.
"Unfailingly polite even to your enemies, huh?" asked Kim.
"Pretty much." answered the boy.
Fortunately, our heroes could dodge the acid.
Though some of it burned off Ron's shirt.
"Hey!" exclaimed Ron.
"I better not let that distract me." noted Kim.
"Hmm, maybe I need to try something a bit more creative…" thought Camille.
Suddenly, she noticed that the four heroes were standing underneath a roof beam.
She decided to fire at that instead.
"Your aim is getting worse." noted Ron.
"Is it?" asked Camille.
Suddenly, the wooden beam collapsed on top of the four.
Perhaps they should have looked at the ceiling.
"We're trapped!" exclaimed the blonde boy, who tried to push the wooden beam off him…with no luck.
"I suppose it's not a first time for us." noted Kim.
Perry nodded in agreement. Perhaps he and Kim had a similar relationship to the one that Rufus and Ron had.
"Huh. To be honest, I was kind of thinking I would lose again. But it looks like we've won!" exclaimed Gill.
"Yeah. And I think I know where to go from here." remarked Camille.
"That doesn't sound good." noted Kim.
Elsewhere…
"I'm worried about Kim and Ron. Will they be OK?" asked Vanessa.
"Well, those two have gotten in my way in the past. But they're pretty tough. I'm sure they can handle things!" exclaimed Doofenshmirtz.
"You'll keep me safe from Gill, will you?" asked Vanessa.
"Of course I will! I can take care of him." nodded the evil pharmacist.
This made her feel happy.
Though it also helped that Phineas and Ferb were helping.
She really liked Ferb.
At the big top…
"It makes me feel so satisfied, trapping you in a net after you trapped me in one." noted Gill.
Ron, Kim, and Perry were indeed trapped inside a net, and were hanging from a diving board in the big top.
This net was made of slime.
Perry wondered how he was going to get out of this one.
It was a unique trap.
"You sure arts and crafts was boring?" asked the boy with blonde hair.
"I kind of like it personally." answered Camille.
Gill pulled out a vat of water used for diving.
He then puked into it.
Our heroes looked away.
Afterwards, he changed back into his regular form.
Camille had done so as well.
"Please don't tell us you're going to dip us in that…" noted Kim.
"I can make it a bit cleaner." pointed out Camille.
"Why is she holding a bottle of shampoo?" asked Ron.
"Wait, is that Dr. Drakken's mind control rinse?" questioned Kim.
"Good eye." answered Camille.
She added the shampoo to the pool, making it turn purple.
"I thought it only made people obey Dr. Drakken." questioned Ron.
"I found if you add your own DNA to it, you can alter it so that the person using it will obey you instead. I added a sample of my hair and a sample of Gill's hair." explained Camille.
Studying science had its perks. Even Gill eventually agreed.
And with Gill's mutagen added, chances are it could now be absorbed through the skin.
"Are you saying, you're going to turn us into mutants…and make us into your servants?" asked Kim.
Gill applauded.
"I don't know which is scarier." remarked the redhead.
"We figured we should come up with a revenge scheme we both enjoy. And besides, now I'll have someone to carry my bags when I go shopping!" exclaimed Camille.
"You're right Kim, it is scary when these two decide to put their heads together." remarked Ron. If only they hadn't decided to team up. Maybe they wouldn't be in this mess.
"Are you going to drop us in quickly or gradually?" asked Kim.
Perry was curious.
"I was thinking gradually…but with something to pass the time." noted Gill.
As it turned out, they would be gradually lowered into the concoction using a record that had been tied to the net.
A record playing "I Want It My Way." by the Oh Boyz.
"Wow. This is the best revenge scheme I've heard of since forever." noted Ron. It would make Bonnie Rockwaller proud.
"I'm inclined to agree." remarked Kim.
"We'd stick around, but there's a goth girl I want revenge on…and Camille wishes to help." explained Gil.
"Vanessa?!" exclaimed Ron.
"Yes, that's her." nodded Camille.
"Wait, where's Rufus?" asked Kim.
She had lost track of him.
"In a cabin with Debutante. I locked them in together." explained Camille.
"Oh no…" said Ron.
"Farewell, Kim and Ron! When we meet again, you'll be working for us!" shouted the teenage girl.
"And mutants!" exclaimed Gil.
The two of them took their leave.
"I sure hope somebody rescues us." noted Kim.
Even if they were usually the ones that did the rescuing.
Perry nodded.
Suddenly, his fedora fell into the sludge.
It looked like he would need another one.
But he had bigger concerns right now.
Could they be saved?
Oh no! Kim, Ron, and Perry are in a terrible situation!
I assure you, I'm not ending the fanfic with Kim, Ron, and Perry becoming mutants and slaves. But I'm not explaining how they'll escape just yet.
That would spoil it.
So try to stay calm until rescue arrives.
Ok?