Me and my puns. I take it you've already read the chapter title?

DNAmy won't be the only character in this chapter though. I can tell you that!

After all, I would imagine you remember who she's working with.

It's an evil trio this time.

Oh wait, it's a foursome.

I guess we shouldn't forget Tougho. Even if he's an original character.

Chapter 52: DNAmbush

Wade was at the mall, drinking a soda.

"I don't normally visit public places, but the soda is too good to pass up." noted the boy. Besides, it came with ice. Plenty of people liked ice to go with their drinks.

"I actually agree." nodded Vivian. She also liked soda. And she also liked eating at Bueno Nacho...though for some strange reason, eating there never seemed to have any effect on her body. Was she the luckiest girl ever?

She had been clothes shopping though. She didn't always wear a tube top and shorts. Though she wore a tube top most of the time.

She could have bought another necklace...but since Atrosis said that she looked better this way, she might as well save money. And jewelry actually did break kind of easily.

Perhaps she didn't need jewelry to look pretty.

"Vivian? You're here?" asked the boy.

"Small world, isn't it? Kim herself would probably agree." spoke the blonde girl. Was there any place in the world that she hadn't been? She had been in outer space, in fact. Though considering who her father was, that was actually less surprising than her traveling across the world.

"I know what you mean." agreed Wade.

"For some strange reason I seem to be going from a one-shot character to a recurring one." noted Vivian.

"Is that a bad thing?" asked the boy.

"Nope!" exclaimed the teenage girl.

"It feels a bit funny meeting you in the flesh. I don't do well in public, unfortunately." noted the boy with the blue shirr.

"So, you're agoraphobic? I'm sorry to hear that." sympathized the girl. It must not be easy not being usually able to leave the house. It was a terrible thing living in fear. Ron found that out during his stay at Wannaweep.

"Well, it's been a lot better lately. I don't think you have that phobia though." spoke Wade.

"I have the opposite one." explained Vivian.

"Claustrophobia?" asked the boy.

"Mm-hmm. I'm not arachnophobic though, ironically. In fact, I have a spider robot." noted the woman.

"Interesting." answered Wade.

"It's a bit mischievous though." remarked Vivian.

Sure enough, the spider robot wrapped her up.

"Well, I suppose this isn't so bad." noted the girl.

Her shoulders were still visible.

"Oh dear. I hope this doesn't make you feel afraid. It's probably a bit tight, isn't it?" asked Wade. Tight spaces were a no-go for Vivian.

"I do feel a bit nervous." admitted Vivian. Though she didn't think her spider robot intended to hurt her. Her robots followed the laws. Oliver was no exception. He could be shut down, after all.

"If it makes you feel better, I honestly think you look cute wrapped like that." remarked the boy.

The blonde girl closed her eyes and smiled.

"Thank you!"

"Would a shoulder rub make you feel better? You seem to leave them bare a lot of the time." noted Wade.

"It's true, I do. And yes. Please and thank you." nodded Vivian.

Wade rubbed Vivian's shoulders.

"You're pretty good at this." remarked the genius girl, who was smiling. They should do this again.

"Thanks." answered the boy. Perhaps he was good at more than typing.

"You don't mind hanging out with a girl who's taller than you, do you? I can try leaning down if that's what you prefer." asked Vivian.

"It's fine. Don't worry about it." spoke Wade.

"Ok then." noted Vivian as her shoulders were rubbed.

"You think the spider robot will let you go?" asked the boy. He would like to think that it would, but he wasn't 100% sure.

"I'm sure she will eventually. My creations love me. Oliver included. Though to be honest, I'm not in a hurry. This cocoon is surprisingly snug…though I was indeed nervous at first." spoke the woman.

Was the spider robot helping her with her claustrophobia? It seemed plausible.

"I understand." nodded Wade.

"Hey, I had an idea. Should we give Ron Stoppable a Kimmunicator of his own?" asked Vivian.

"Sure. What should we call it?" questioned the boy.

"Maybe the Vivigram? Ron's last name is Stoppable." noted the girl.

And yet, he was a fan of the Go Team.

"Good idea." nodded Wade. "But aren't you naming it after yourself too?"

"I figured I would help him…and you." answered Vivian. She liked to be helpful towards others. That was something that she and Kim had in common.

"Whatever you want." spoke the boy. Vivian would probably be a great asset to the Possible team. Phineas and Ferb were a valuable asset after all. And so was Perry.

Though she wouldn't spend as much time in her room. She liked it at the Middleton Space Center.

James Possible was her friend, after all.

He knew that Vivian was a genius despite not wearing contacts, let alone glasses. Though he didn't wear glasses, either.

So she would continue working with him.

The spider bot let Vivian loose.

"Thanks…but I wouldn't mind if you did it again sometime." noted Vivian.

"Beep beep beep!" exclaimed the bot.

"Yeah. I took that pretty well." remarked the teenage girl.

Candace Flynn suddenly approached her.

"For some reason you remind me a bit of an alien I know…named Meap." spoke Candace.

"You've met an alien? I know Kim has. I hope that alien was friendly." remarked Vivian.

"He was. Though he was a lot stronger than he looks." noted the girl with the long neck.

"Yeah. People think I'm dumb just because I look pretty." explained the blonde.

"Well, I don't think I would dress like you do…other than the skirt." admitted Candace.

"To each their own, I suppose." respectfully disagreed Vivian.

Suddenly, she noticed what seemed to be a doll on the floor.

"You're not going to panic because somebody accidentally left a doll on the floor, right?" asked the redhead.

"Nope." answered Vivian.

"Good. I don't want to get banned from here." spoke Candace.

Especially not for life.

The blonde girl decided to pick it up.

"Looks like an alien of some kind. But an innocent one." noted Vivian.

"Huh?" asked Candace.

"Meap!" exclaimed the "plushie".

"Oh look. This one can talk." spoke the blonde.

"Meap!" answered back the "doll."

"Maybe they should have included more phrases than just meap. It's kind of endearing though." remarked Vivian. She never got tired of listening to him say that.

"Meap!" exclaimed the flattered "toy."

'I think I recognize that so-called toy. It's an alien." noted Candace.

"Really? I guess I wasn't seeing things when I saw it blink." remarked Vivian. "Should I put you down?"

'Meap!" answered the alien.

"It's fine? Alright then. I find it satisfying that there is indeed life on other planets, anyway." said the blonde. James Possible's hunch turned out to be right...though she never doubted him.

"You sure understand him well for somebody who can only say one word." remarked Candace.

"Well, people do say I'm a genius girl...once they get to know me." answered Vivian.

"Meap!" exclaimed Meap.

"People say you're a superhero when they get to know you? Well, you're nothing like that alien who came to our planet once. She threatened to drain our oxygen!" bellowed the teenage girl.

Granted, it was unlikely Dr. Drakken would want to suck out ALL oxygen on the planet (he had standards, after all), but it was still a crisis. And Warmonga had busted Dr. Drakken out of prison. That was a bit troubling. Though Motor Ed had been arrested shortly afterwards, on the lighter side of things. He had tried flirting with a woman who turned out to be a cop.

Not his brightest idea.

"Meap!" shouted the alien.

"Your race and the Lorwardians are sworn enemies? Well, you don't exactly look the same, do you?" asked Vivian. There was nothing easier than telling a member of Meap's race apart from a Lorwardian.

"Meap!" exclaimed Meap. For starters, Warmonga's race were far bigger. And his race were not known for having green skin. In fact, their skin was kind of...clear.

"Your race loves and dreams of peace? That explains everything...that's everything that the Lorwardians are not. I sure hope you have a fighting chance. I'm not sure they'll listen to reason, even if your race are cute." noted the teenage girl.

"Meap!" shouted the alien.

"Your race are actually strong fighters? Good, maybe you'll have a strong fighting chance against them." remarked Vivian.

He nodded.

"We might not be from the same planet, but I think we're connecting pretty well. I too have been judged by my cover. Though I've ironically discovered that boys and girls are not always from different planets, just like we seem to be from the same planet." admitted the woman.

'Meap!" exclaimed Meap.

'Right back at me, huh? Maybe I could build you something that will allow you to talk...though I can understand you to begin with." remarked Vivian.

'Meap!" shouted the alien. That wasn't a bad idea.

Of course, this was Vivian Porter people were talking about.

Vivian Porter decided to build a device that would allow Meap to speak.

She decided not to build a mustache, however. Something a bit cuter would be nice.

So she went with a sticker that looked like a star...which Meap could attach to his cheek.

"What do you think?" asked Vivian after she put it on.

"It's great! Though oddly enough I sound like a small boy." remarked the alien.

"Wow! That really works!" exclaimed Candace.

"Does it not suit you?" asked Vivian.

"I actually think it does." nodded Meap.

"Good. You can wear it for as long as you like. It actually didn't require a lot of resources for me to work. I can work pretty efficiently, after all." noted the teenage girl.

"You might not be from space, but you're as intelligent as an extraterrestial." remarked Candace.

"Yeah...they always seem to be one step ahead of us when it comes to technology. But considering that aliens are not always evil, that actually might be a good thing with our pal Meap." spoke Vivian.

Wade suddenly showed up.

"Is that one of Kim's cuddle buddies?" asked the boy.

'It's an alien, actually." answered Vivian.

"Really? It doesn't look like the ones I fight in my computer games." noted Wade.

"Well, it doesn't plan on invading Earth. So you don't need to fight it. In fact, you should consider fighting alongside it." questioned the girl who had blonde hair.

"What an interesting turn of events." remarked the boy who has a blue shirt.

"Meap!" exclaimed Meap.

'Don't you have a translator now?" asked Vivian.

"Force of habit." said the alien.

"I understand perfectly." spoke the blonde girl.

"How long are you planning to stay on Earth? I don't think you've overstayed your welcome, but..." spoke Wade.

'I suppose I might stay here to make extra sure that the planet stays safe. Though if my old nemesis is up to his old tricks, I might have to leave. But he's currently in time out at the moment." spoke Meap.

He probably wouldn't be bothering anyone else for a while.

Which was good, because there was an entire race that was actually more threatening to the Lovpeacians (it seemed as good of a name for Meap's race as any) than Mitch himself was. Though Mitch knew more about the Lovpeacians that anybody else that was evil. He himself was one...ironically. Even if he wasn't Meap's father. Maybe he was his uncle?

Either way, the Lorwardians were their first priority. They needed to make sure their planet stayed safe from them. Fortunately, their first attack had been a total disaster. They assumed that the Lovpeacians were harmless because of their innocent appearances.

But they had learned over time. So they still needed to be careful. Luckily, Mitch at least was decent enough not to sell his own planet to those aliens. That was low even for him.

Well, they would have defenses set up in case anything happened.

Meanwhile...

"I think the goop that Dr. Lurkin sprayed us with is wearing off." noted Camille.

"Good. I can't wait to be a mutant again!" exclaimed Gill.

"I understand. Besides, I figure why not scare my father? He did disinherit me, after all." remarked the woman.

"Oh dear. Somebody should teach him a lesson. Somebody like us." noted the boy.

"Of course!" exclaimed Camille.

The two of them went for a stop at Camille's mansion...which oddly wasn't far away.

"Hey, Camille? How are you? You're totally not stealing again, right?" asked Camille's father. He didn't want her to get into any more trouble with the law. Why did she start stealing, anyway?

He bore some resemblance to his daughter, unsurprisingly. Though his face did not look like a snake's. He was dressed in a green tuxedo.

"Of course not. I have a boyfriend now." spoke Camille.

"You do?" questioned the man.

"Yeah. He's the creature from the muck lagoon." noted the girl.

"Huh?" asked Camille's father.

Suddenly, Gill showed up...in his mutant form.

Camille's father screamed and shut the door to the house.

"This was too easy!" exclaimed the teenage girl.

"Sure was. But wait...are we really dating?" asked Gill. He just wanted to make sure.

"If you want to." answered Camille.

"To be honest, yes." nodded the swamp monster.

"Poppin!" exclaimed the girl.

They were so understanding of each other.

Meanwhile...

"So, Meap is back again?" asked Phineas.

Candace nodded.

"He's an innocent alien, you say?" questioned the cheerleader.

She was with Phineas and Ferb. They gave good advice to her regarding missions.

This one was no exception.

"It's good to know that not all aliens are evil. I had a bad experience with an alien once." noted Kim.

"Sorry to hear that." sympathized Ferb.

"Anyways, thanks to your help helping me figure out how to take the fight to Camille, Gill, and DNAmy. I think I might know how to deal with Tougho." spoke the cheerleader.

"That idea could probably work. But we don't want to spoil the surprise, so we won't explain it to the audience." noted Phineas.

"You two sure know story structure!" exclaimed Baljeet.

"I'll say!" nodded Buford.

"We sure hang out a lot, don't we?" asked Isabella.

"Why not?" answered the former bully. Phineas and Ferb had changed them for the better.

"By the way, is he coming here?" asked Phineas.

A tiny saucer suddenly appeared.

"I'll take that as a yes." said the boy.

Meap suddenly appeared.

"I don't see any evil here...but I'll keep looking, just in case." spoke the alien.

"If you want to fight evil, would you like to help me?" asked Kim.

Meap was curious.

"I fight evil all the time." explained the cheerleader.

"Why not? Maybe I'll be a good matchup for this mission." noted the alien.

"You probably will be. I try to choose my partners carefully...though I'll always bring Ron. We just compliment each other so well." remarked Ron.

"Funny you should mention that." said Wade. He was having a similar experience with a pretty girl.

He gave Ron the Vivigram.

"What's this?" asked Ron.

It looked like the Kimmunicator, but it was colored red.

"I figured I might as well give you your own Kimmunicator. It's called the Vivigram." noted Wade.

"Really?" questioned the blonde boy.

"Why is it called the Vivigram?" asked Kim.

"Hello!" exclaimed Vivian Porter.

'Hmm? Vivian? You're giving Ron advice now?" questioned the redhead.

'"I figured I would be the perfect person to give advice to someone. And I do like it on my computer...though I will go outside every now and then." noted Vivian Porter.

People didn't usually complain when she did that.

"It's true, she does like it on her computer." nodded Wade.

"So...got any advice for me?" asked Ron.

"Keep your head on straight." said Vivian.

"Sometimes the simplest advice works the best." noted Kim.

The blonde boy nodded.

Well, it was about time to bring the fight to DNAmy and her two lackeys...or partners...or whatever.

With Meap at their side, perhaps they could win.

They could do anything, after all.

Though in Meap's case, he needed some help in order to communicate with humans...vocally, at least.

Later, at night...

At this point Kim, Ron, Meap, and Rufus were not far from DNAmy's house.

They had used Meap's flying saucer. Ironically, they didn't need to do anything for him first...because Meap felt that helping people was its own reward. Though he did get showered with praise by his own race for everything he had done for them.

"We could try knocking on her door, but that probably is a bad idea. So, do you have any special powers, Meap? I know I do." noted Kim.

"I can shoot a rainbow out of my mouth." remarked Meap.

"Unusual, but does that help you?" asked the cheerleader.

"It does. A lot." nodded the alien.

"Good. Maybe it will help us too then." answered Kim.

Meap nodded.

"I actually kind of like working with such a cute alien." noted Ron.

"Not surprised." answered Rufus. He enjoyed working with his owner. And they both liked going to Bueno Nacho too.

"A talking animal? This planet is full of surprises!" exclaimed Meap.

"I ironically feel the same way about yours." noted Ron. Who would have thought that there was a planet outside

"Maybe you should consider visiting my planet then." suggested the alien. The atmosphere was breathable for humans, not just Meap's race.

"I will when I'm not busy with a mission. With Kim's permission, of course." answered the boy.

"Considering that you look like Cuddle Buddies, I actually think I will visit your planet." agreed Kim.

"Sometimes she reminds me why we're dating." answered Ron.

It was a good feeling.

Unfortunately, DNAmy was about to do something evil.

"So...do you have an evil scheme? We can help, but we want to see what you come up with." noted Gill.

He was pretty sure that they were on the same as her.

"I'm going to mutate the Cuddle Buddies fanclub!" exclaimed DNAmy.

"How ironic." noted the mutant frog.

"It didn't seem like they would strongly object to it." remarked the woman. Did they not love Cuddle Buddies?

"Should we tell her we're not into Cuddle Buddies? I've always preferred things that were more...scary." questioned Camille.

"She might understand...we're not exactly different otherwise." noted Gill.

"Yeah...I think mutating things is awesome, too." remarked the girl. She enjoyed mutating herself. It always got a good scare out of people.

"The device is almost done!" exclaimed DNAmy. It made her feel so excited.

"Perfect. Because I think Kim Possible and her little annoying friends are going to be here soon. Though maybe they'll have new friends this time." answered Camille.

"Who would want to be friends with them is beyond me." questioned Gill.

"Hahahahahaa!" laughed the girl.

"We sure share the same sense of humor, don't we?" asked the swamp monster.

"That's why I enjoy hanging out with you." answered Camille.

One reason, anyway.

I could ship Vivian with Ron but I actually like Kim and Ron together. I feel like they're so alike…though it's not immediately obvious. But Wade and Vivian seemed like a good idea too.

Of course, Camille and Gill are alike too, aren't they? And DNAmy is basically an older Gill...minus the cute appearance.

Do you think Ron having his own Kimmunicator a good idea?

Feel free to let me know. I get the feeling that one reviewer will let me know, since they liked me giving Kim superhuman strength. She already was kind of super strong to begin with.