In this chapter, Wade and Vivian will be rescued…not that they were in a hurry. Heh heh. You know by now how much they enjoy each one's company.
Kind of like Kim and Ron themselves.
Kim Possible being Kim Possible…well, I think she's going to stop evil. Wouldn't you agree?
Let's see how she does it. That's why the show is entertaining, right?
And yes, this is kind of a long arc. Kind of like the Return to Wannaweep arc. Though our heroes always seem to return to Camp Wannaweep, regardless of how Ron feels about it.
I will admit this fanfic has a lot of chapters, but you can make a lot of chapters when you have a lot of characters.
Chapter 55: Property Destruction
Meap hit Tougho with his colorful energy beam, knocking him down. He could ask Tougho to pick on someone his own size…but it didn't seem necessary.
"Ow!" exclaimed the butler. It seemed that Meap was a really strong fighter. He did have experience fighting evil, after all. That kind if experience had its perks. No doubt his race was proud of him for all the things he did for them.
"I find it ironic that you got served by Kim Possible, considering that you're a butler." noted Meap.
It was true. Kim Possible really turned the tables on him.
"For such a small guy you really pack a punch! It's admirable!" remarked Tougho. He was also difficult to hit. It seemed he was the slower of the two opponents.
"You look a bit like my archenemy." noted Meap. Namely because Mitch looked like a muscleman. His skin wasn't white, having said that. And he was dealing with a human.
Usually, his archenemy was taller than he was. Though he did admit that they were part of the same race, even if Mitch wasn't his father like some people thought.
However, though Tougho was injured by the beam, he was not down for the count, so he got back up.
"Very impressive, space alien. But don't assume I'm a pushover." warned Tougho. There was a reason why DNAmy always had him at her side. Though it wasn't her original intention to have her at her side.
But it was just as well. It turned out Dementor and Atrosis got along great…though Dementor hesitated to have her around at first.
"Well, people seem to think of me as a pushover." noted Meap.
Mitch didn't though.
Tougho slammed his fist on the ground and created a shockwave.
It seemed he had a ranged attack.
Meap could dodge it though.
He fired another beam at Tougho.
However, he slammed both of his fists on the ground, creating a shockwave that sent Meap flying.
"I feel like I'm in my saucer!" exclaimed the alien.
Luckily, when you were small, falling from heights wasn't generally a big deal.
Meap landed near Gill.
"Taste sludge, little alien!" exclaimed the mutant.
Luckily, he was fast enough to avoid it.
Unfortunately for Meap, he came up with a plan when he noticed Tougho walk into the living room.
Standing close to Tougho, he tricked Gill into puking on him.
The sludge ended up knocking him down the basement, resulting in him falling down the steps.
"I should probably do something about those steps. I sure hope you're alright." noted DNAmy.
"Well, I can't fight anymore. But I'll be OK." answered Tougho.
"Dang it! What have I done? This never seems to be the problem when I work with Camille." admitted Gill.
"Yeah. Having a partner who can't be hurt by your attacks has its perks." noted Kim.
"What am I supposed to do now?" asked the swamp monster.
"I don't know. Blast us both with your slime?" questioned the cheerleader.
"Maybe…but I think your alien friend here would be a difficult target." admitted the fishman.
"You're not wrong." answered Kim. He barely reached her ankle.
"Maybe after this fight I'll relax in the swimming pool." spoke Gill.
"DNAmy has a swimming pool, you say?" asked Kim.
"Yes, she does. Why do you ask?" questioned the boy.
All of a sudden, she had an idea.
"I think I'll go relax in it." noted Kim.
"What?! We're in the middle of a fight!" exclaimed Gill. Had she really forgotten that?
Though to be fair, the evil Cuddle Buddies had decided Kim was too much for them. He himself hadn't though.
"He has a point." answered Meap.
She whispered in his ear what her plan was.
"On second thought, I'll join you!" exclaimed the alien.
The two of them raced to the pool…and Gill pursued them.
However, he became suspicious.
"Wait a minute…this all seems very familiar. Nah, I'm not dealing with Ron. Kim wouldn't try something like that." noted Gill.
Right?
Gill pursued her, who was relaxing on a lounge chair.
"How about you join us, Gill?" asked Kim.
"Oh, I'll join you, alright! I'll drag you underwater and then it's checkmate!" exclaimed Gill.
Kim couldn't help but chuckle a bit. It looked like the plan was working.
Though considering that she had super strength, it might not be checkmate if that happened.
Gill leapt into the water.
"Wait a minute, where's the little alien?" asked the swamp monster.
Suddenly, Meap tossed a toaster into the pool.
"Oh no…" said the monster.
"Aaaarghhh!" exclaimed Gill as he got zapped.
It looked like he had been outwitted…again.
Fortunately, he wasn't seriously hurt. Kim wouldn't do that. Though Gill was technically a monster.
But he was basically out of the fight, as him turning back to normal would imply.
Two down, two to go.
Fortunately for Ron, he was better prepared for Camille this time. He would watch for the tongue. It was one of her greatest weapons…and one of her greatest means of defense for her partner.
Which was good, because she was sneezing acid. Luckily, he heard the sound of sneezing before she fired it. He might be a cartoon character, but the acid could still burn him. And his sister would not be happy about that. Though if she were with him, perhaps she could defeat Camille.
It was currently naptime for her though.
He threw flour on Camille, allowing him to track her.
"Darn it! I guess invisibility doesn't mean invulnerability." noted the girl.
"I could hear the sneezing." explained Ron.
"I probably shouldn't go to the library when I have a cold." admitted Camille.
She decided to use her tongue again to restrain Ron, since she didn't see any more hot sauce. It made her feel safe.
…but Ron's Mystical Monkey Power kicked in.
He grabbed her tongue…and tied it to a faucet.
"Hey!" exclaimed Camille.
"Looks like you're tongue-tied!" shouted Ron.
His reptile enemy groaned. She did not like that joke, seeing as it was at her expense.
But then again, she once cracked a bunch of jokes at Ron's expense. Gill did love it though. So she would probably continue to do somin the near future.
"Wait, maybe if I change back, I can get myself out of this!" exclaimed the girl.
Her tongue did shrink in size when she turned back into a human, after all.
It was worth a try.
But Ron was one step ahead of her.
He whacked her on the head with a frying pan.
"Hiya!" exclaimed the boy.
Camille ironically turned back to normal.
She rubbed her forehead.
"I wouldn't do this normally to a girl, but I don't want to repeat the mistake Oliver made." noted Ron. Perhaps choosing not to fight a girl could be dangerous sometimes. He would prefer to not fight Shego.
He might consider fighting Atrosis though. They didn't seem so different.
"I understand. You have a fair point. And you win…I guess." answered Camille. Even if she was reluctant to admit it.
She was going to lie down…on the floor.
Now, all that was left was Debutante.
Since he had won, he decided to help himself to some tacos.
Meanwhile, Debutante had cornered Rufus…
…when suddenly she smelled the tacos.
Judging from the smell, they were delicious.
Of course, Ron was a good chef. He could win a cooking competition…though it wouldn't be hard for him to win an eating contest either, even if that was basically the opposite thing.
She decided to leave.
"Whew!" exclaimed Rufus. It looked like he was safe after all.
He wasn't sure as to why she had left…
…but why look a gift horse in the mouth?
He then smelled the tacos.
Could it be that the hairless sphinx and himself had something in common?
The OWCA probably wouldn't be interested in recruiting a hairless sphinx that was most likely evil though.
He had been a good match for the OWCA, however. Namely because it turned out he and Carl had met before. Though that had been a very long time ago.
Rufus remembered that he was supposed to sabotage the machine.
So he decided to do just that.
"All done!" exclaimed the naked mole rat.
He would tell Ron the good news…and warn him of the possibility of the machine exploding.
Rufus could tell it was shaking a bit…he didn't like it.
Meanwhile, Baljeet and Buford entered Vivian's room.
"I have to admit, you have a nice house." remarked the boy.
"Hey there! Are you here to rescue us?" asked Vivian, smiling at the two of them.
Wade had a grin as well.
"We're sorry about the wait." apologized Baljeet.
"Don't worry about it." answered Wade.
Using a seltzer bottle, Baljeet freed Vivian and Wade.
"It feels nice to be up and about again." noted Vivian. Though being in her bed was admittedly relaxing.
She decided to stretch out her arms.
Her brunette friend nodded. Now he could go back to his computer and play computer games.
He loved them…and ironically enough, so did Vivian herself.
"Though I did enjoy hanging out with you." answered the girl.
"Um, what were you doing in the same bed?" asked Baljeet.
The bed did look pretty comfortable, but…
"No worries. All we did was have a friendly chat." explained Vivian.
"We sure did." nodded the boy.
"You really are a gentleman." noted Buford to Wade.
It was admirable.
"Well, I have faltered. But yes, I am, if that's what you think." said the boy.
He didn't want to use a love ray on Vivian…and he probably didn't need to either. Though it was tempting when someone was attractive as she was.
But he already knew from experience that she had a bit of a hard time because of how beautiful she looked, so he treated her with respect. Ironically enough, he was basically the first one to notice there was more to her than met the eye.
Elsewhere, Rufus decided to tell Ron the good news…as well as the bad news.
He could tell Kim first, but he knew Ron's scent just a tiny bit better.
Besides, he also smelled tacos.
Maybe he could share them with Ron?
It was a likely possibility…but now wasn't the time for that.
"Good news and bad news!" exclaimed Rufus.
"Debutante is trying to eat my tacos? Yes, I know." nodded the boy.
"House go boom!" warned the naked mole rat.
"What?!" exclaimed Ron.
He went outside and called to Kim from an open window. Rufus was naturally in his pocket.
"Kim! The house is about to blow up!" exclaimed Ron, his eyes wide with fear.
"I already knew that. The house was shaking." answered Kim.
She was standing right next to him.
Ron rubbed his hand behind his head.
"I appreciate the warning though." spoke Kim.
A certain white alien nodded.
Luckily, Meap had escaped as well.
Though so had Debutante. Animals and their sixth sense.
DNAmy noticed her device appeared to be shaking…as well as the house.
She couldn't help but shake the feeling that her plan had failed.
"Darn it! I was so close too!" exclaimed Amy.
Should she try again later?
Kim Possible might show up to thwart her evil scheme again…but maybe that was part of the fun.
"Hmm, that shaking worries me." noted DNAmy.
It wasn't going to blow, was it?
As it turned out, it was.
Her butler friend showed up to warn her.
"Your house is going to explode!" exclaimed Tougho.
Amy gasped.
This was a crisis indeed.
How was she going to get out of this one?
The front door wasn't nearby, unfortunately.
She was currently in the basement.
Luckily, Tougho got her out before the house exploded.
He was fast for all that muscle.
DNAmy had house insurance, thank goodness. She might as well given how lovely her house was.
But it was scary to watch.
"That was a pretty big boom." remarked Kim.
"It sure was." nodded Ron.
Inevitably, DNAmy's neighbors went outside to check it out.
Though it was on the fence as to why people would want to be neighbors with someone so crazy.
Unfortunately, Camille and Gill didn't make it out in time.
The house exploded with them in it.
"Ow." spoke the swamp monster.
Luckily, they weren't seriously hurt, because they were superhuman mutants.
"Well, that wasn't a pleasant experience." remarked Camille, who was covered in ash.
Who would have thought the house would go boom? Though she couldn't help but shake the feeling that Rufus had something to do with it. That naked mole rat was a thorn in her side. She was glad that she had locked him in a cabin with Debutante.
"Man, if we weren't cartoon characters, we'd be at the Lake Wannaweep in the sky." noted Gill. He we already covered in ash in his case.
"I'm not into swimming as you are, but that'd probably be the case." admitted the girl.
Though she could go for a swim with Gill every now and then.
Suddenly, Dr. Lurkin's car showed up.
"Uh-oh." said Camille and Gill in unison.
Somehow, they knew what was going to happen to them next.
Sure enough, Dr. Lurkin placed them back and buckled them into his car. He was taking them back to Camp Wannaweep, alright. They were going to watch Snowman Hank. Unfortunately for Camille and Gill, he was not going to melt. And unfortunately for Dr. Lurkin, he was not going to melt their hearts.
As for buckling them, he didn't really buckle them. He chained them to the seats at their waists.
"Well, at least these seats are comfortable." noted Camille.
"Certainly, I agree." nodded Gil. Perhaps captivity could have an upside.
"My house! What am I going to do?" asked DNAmy.
Her mutants were upset as well.
"I'm sure you can find another one." answered Tougho.
"You're probably right." agreed the woman.
Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz heard knocking on his door.
"Who is this?" asked Doofenshmirtz.
As it turned out, it was another scientist…though perhaps fraud would be a better term.
He kept stealing things from his apprentice…and eventually, he suffered the consequences. Though Vivian didn't hesitate at first to allow Dr. Fen to take credit given people didn't initially believe she could build things.
Wade could believe that though. He was the first one to notice that there was something weird about Oliver.
"I'm Dr. Fen. I busted out of prison." explained the man. Kim Possible had ruined his life. And her little sidekick too.
It was lucky that he wasn't a big man or he wouldn't have been able to hide. People were surprised that his apprentice turned out to be taller than he was.
Luckily, he was good at sabotaging security cameras as well.
Otherwise, he would never be able to leave.
Norm seemed nervous around Dr. Fen.
Sure enough, he had a frown…which was weird since he usually had a smile on his face. It seemed that Dr. Doofenshmirtz had programmed him to be cheerful.
"What's the matter?" questioned Heinz.
He could tell that Norm was worried about something.
"I think he tried to smash a robot once!" exclaimed the robot. The idea of being whacked with a hammer was not thrilling to him.
He could be repaired…but sometimes, robots could be damaged beyond repair. That was what worried Vivian when Dr. Fen decidedmto destroy Oliver.
He had to look after his health.
"Is that true? Have you ever tried to smash a robot?" asked Doofenshmirtz.
"Can't say that I have." answered Dr. Fen.
He had his fingers crossed.
Norm wasn't so sure if that were true.
Something told him the scientist was a liar.
Dr. Fen noticed a sponge on the floor.
"Is that a sponge? I hate sponges!" exclaimed the short scientist.
"You hate sponges? I can't help but find that to be ironic." noted Doofenshmirtz. Though he wasn't quite sure why.
He imagined that Dr. Fen didn't live in a pineapple under the sea. He wouldn't fit inside a pineapple.
Meanwhile…
Vivian called Wade on her phone.
"Hey Wade. It's nice to speak to you again. I figure we can speak at a distance sometimes though." noted Vivian. Sometimes it was nice to be at her home sweet home.
She had recharged her phone of course.
No point in having a phone if she didn't recharge the battery.
"I agree." nodded Wade.
Vivian sighed.
"Something wrong?" asked the insanely fast typist. If there was anything troubling her, a certain genius girl could talk about it.
"I can't help but shake the feeling my archnemesis has returned." noted Vivian. The one that took credit for all her work.
"You have my sympathies." remarked the boy. His archenemy was probably Frugal Lucre. Though ironically enough, Atrosis did not get along with him either.
"I appreciate you comforting me…like you did when I got stuck to my bed. Well, both of us. I'm feeling less claustrophobic now." answered the girl.
"We sure spent a lot of time talking to each other, didn't we?" asked Wade.
"I know. It was one of the best moments of my life." answered the girl.
"I'm inclined to agree." spoke Wade.
"If you want help with your agoraphobia…I think you look handsome." noted Vivian.
"Returning the favor?" asked the boy.
"Pretty much. But I'm being honest with you. Ironically enough, Atrosis was honest with me." spoke the girl.
"Yeah…I guess it can be hard to remember she's a bad guy." answered Wade. She was different from Shego, that was for sure.
She was a psycho though. He could say that much. Just like her boss. Maybe that was the reason why they got along so well.
Now that they thought of it, they weren't so different from James and Anne Possible. They were kindred spirits, just as Dementor and Atrosis were.
It wasn't hard to tell who the crazier duo was, however.
"By the way, did you repair Oliver? I hope he's alright." noted Wade. He would hate it if anything happened to him. He might not be human, but he was sentient nevertheless. He didn't blame Vivian for being horrified when Dr. Fen suddenly pulled out a sledge hammer. Though Wade wasn't sure how somebody of his size could carry a hammer that big. Maybe science was the explanation?
"He is. Thanks for asking. And yes, I did repair him. I admire him being a gentleman, but he should have been a bit more careful around Camille." admitted Vivian.
"Well, he didn't know about the acid." answered the boy. It surprised Camille herself…though it didn't take her long to figure out what to do with it.
"I'll give him that much. Though it's not too surprising that she can do that, given it's not unlike what Gill spews out from his mouth…though Camille can't mutate people on her own. The acid does make for a better weapon though." noted Vivian.
The goo was more for restraining enemies instead of hurting them. But combined with the acid…well, they might have a nasty attack combination.
Uh-oh. It looks like Dr. Fen has returned. He is evil!
If you remember Vivian (or her own episode, anyway), you'll probably also remember him. Of course, by that logic, you'll also rekekber that he's evil, won't you?
And yeah, I made references to his actor. It seemed too good of an opportunity to pass up.
You might know who he is.
If you're wondering who I think Atrosis's voice actress would hypothetically be…well, I think she would sound a lot like Starfire.
