I figured I would do a chapter based on Ron the Man…hence the title. Though Ron can't beat up Dementor's minions with his sheer manliness.
But as the chapter title implies, there's going to be one big difference this time.
Perhaps this will allow Professor Dementor to gain the upper hand.
I wouldn't rule out the possibility.
Chapter 56: Atrosis the Woman
"So, what's it going to be today, boss?" asked Atrosis.
She always was eager to hear what evil scheme Dementor had cooked up…though she would make friendly suggestions regularly.
Their hideout was at an abandoned factory this time. It looked like they had been making Diablos…but after what happened they got scared and shut everything down.
They might come back eventually, however. Nowadays, Diablos were perfectly harmless.
Luckily, the roof still seemed stable. She hadn't noticed any cracks…yet.
Dementor might have a super strong sidekick, but there was no point in letting things fall on top of them.
"Ve're going to steal ze Pandimensional Vortex Inducer!" exclaimed Dementor.
Imagine all the things he could do with that. Nobody would dare mess with someone who had that kind of power.
"I can't help but shake the feeling that you've already done that once before." pointed out the woman.
It seemed familiar.
"Vell, zis time it vill be easier!" shouted the professor.
"Is it because of me?" asked Atrosis. She did rob Fort Knox after all. And that was when her boss wasn't with her. She was in charge of the whole operation. Even if her boss gave her the idea. Was she the lackey that could do anything?
"Yes!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
"You flatter me." remarked the supervillainess.
Luckily, the Pandimensional Vortex Inducer wasn't far from them.
That made stealing it easier.
It was located on the Rocky Mountains, but they could climb those mountains. They were located in Colorado. Kim knew that because she studied geography.
Fortunately, his musclebound henchmen took down the guards.
However, they almost ended up setting off the alarm.
The Pandimensional Vortex Inducer had security lasers.
Which his men didn't notice. Weren't they obvious?
This naturally frustrated their boss. It was actually familiar.
"Stop! Am I the only one who notices these things?" asked Dementor.
Suddenly, the power turned off.
The lasers deactivated.
"I cut off the power!" exclaimed Atrosis.
Fortunately, the building did not go on lockdown. Though she could restore the power just in case. Perhaps they didn't want to trap any of the security guards inside the building.
"I guess I'm not ze only one who notices these things after all." noted the professor.
What a pleasant surprise.
As it turned out, Drakken and Shego were prepared to do the exact same thing and pilfer the inducer. Though chances are they would have a harder time doing so. Drakken's henchmen weren't as good as Dementor's were.
But of course, they had once again been beaten to the punch.
"You think Dementor beat us here?" asked Shego.
"What makes you say that?" questioned Dr. Drakken.
"It looks like somebody cut off the power." pointed out the evil sidekick. None of the lights were on.
Her employer groaned. It sounded like somebody was indeed robbing the place.
They had climbed up a mountain to get there too. Even if it wasn't their first time climbing it.
Sure enough, the door opened.
"Looking for something?" asked Dementor.
"Not again!" exclaimed Drakken. Why was his rival faster than he was? Things would be easier if he weren't.
"He's always one step ahead of us, isn't he?" questioned Shego.
"I'd say I'm two steps ahead of you zis time!" shouted Dementor.
"Why is that?" asked the green woman.
"Hiya!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Oh, now I get it. There's two of you this time…excluding the evil minions." noted Shego.
No doubt she made it much easier for her boss to steal the Pandimensional Vortex Inducer.
It wasn't hard for her to open locks given her ability to shapeshift her hand into a key.
"Why does things like this always happen? He always beats me at chess, for one!" exclaimed Drakken.
"Oh really?" asked Shego.
In the not so distant past…
"Checkmate again, Dr. Drakken!" exclaimed Professor Dementor. Sometimes they took breaks from world domination. After all, you didn't have to worry about Kim Possible showing up when you weren't doing anything illegal.
They were at a villain convention center.
"You're a villain? I was expecting you to be bigger." questioned Motor Ed.
"Well, Monkey Fist employs small monkeys, so try to be sensitive about my height." explained Jackie Oakes.
"My apologies. Seriously. So, what did you do as a villain?" asked Ed.
"I turned into a jackal." explained Jackal.
"Awesome, dude!" exclaimed Motor Ed.
Jackie smiled.
"I swear, you're unstoppable!" shouted Dr. Drakken. Dementor still had half of his pieces left when it was checkmate. He was starting to think he was never going to beat him…though it would help if he looked up some tips as to how to play.
"Don't be so sure. I always lose to Atrosis at chess." noted the professor. That was why he enjoyed it. He always learned something new from her. Though she also learned things from him.
"Really?" asked Drew. That seemed kind of hard to believe.
"Although, I did beat her at checkers once…" noted the professor.
He flashbacked to the time they decided to play checkers.
They both agreed it would be more fun if they played games other than chess.
"Really?" asked Drakken.
"King me!" exclaimed Dementor.
He had naturally gotten one of his checkers to Atrosis's side of the board.
"The thought is never far from my mind." answered Atrosis.
"She does usually beat me at ze games we play though." admitted Professor Dementor. Just as Dementor was widely regarded as better than Drakken, Atrosis was slightly smarter than he was. They were both geniuses, though.
"I probably shouldn't play against her then." noted Dr. Drakken. If he couldn't beat Dementor, he couldn't beat her.
"Anyways, let's get going, shall ve?" asked the man.
As before, his henchmen used jetpacks.
However, Dementor realized he had forgotten it.
"Oh no! I knew I vas forgetting something!" exclaimed the professor. It seemed he had been so excited about stealing the inducer that he had forgotten to bring it with him.
Just as his minions had seemingly forgot about the security lasers.
"It's alright, boss. We'll be fine." answered Atrosis. She had a plan.
"How vill ve be fine?" asked Dementor.
Suddenly, his yellow sidekick grabbed onto him as tight as she could.
She then leapt to the bottom of the mountain, still holding onto him.
"Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!" exclaimed the professor.
His scream echoed throughout the mountains.
Luckily, it didn't cause an avalanche.
"I always knew she was insane." noted Shego.
"Is this how our rivalry ends?" asked Drakken. Because of Atrosis's crazy decisions?
It was kind of sad. And he wouldn't get the inducer, either.
However, as it turned out, Atrosis wasn't so crazy after all.
Suddenly, she turned herself into a parachute.
"Huh?" asked Dementor.
"I…assumed that you remembered my powers." explained Atrosis.
She didn't mean to scare her boss like that.
"Whoops! I forgot!" exclaimed the man wearing a helmet.
"It's fine. Just try to remember." said the woman.
Dementor nodded. He might still need therapy though.
"I guess Dementor is still alive." spoke Shego.
"If he is, he's probably headed towards Nevada." answered Drakken.
That's where he found him last.
Perhaps he could meet him there?
His henchmen wouldn't have muscle rings though. Security was tighter since last time.
A short while later, at OWCA HQ…
"Sir, you're not feeling well?" asked Carl on the phone.
He was sorry to hear that.
"I fell into a marsh…and I think I swallowed a frog." noted Major Monogram.
The major was in bed, of course. It would be best if he stayed there until he recovered. Being outside could cause the illness to spread.
It wasn't Newt that the major had swallowed, thank goodness. In fact, he had pulled him out from the marsh with his tongue. Part of the reason he did that was to rescue that poor frog though.
It was lucky that Vanessa was nearby. She decided to take him there. She gave him a towel to get him cleaned up.
Monogram would remember to send him a thank you card.
Though it was unfortunate that he couldn't do his job at the moment, at least the stain was coming out of his uniform.
His son said that it suited him.
"Is there anyone we can choose to temporarily replace you?" questioned the boy with glasses.
"Actually, yes. My replacement should be on my way." noted Monogram.
Vivian Porter showed up.
"Hello!" exclaimed Vivian.
"Wow! You're beautiful!" shouted Carl.
"You flatter me…but there's more to me than just my looks." explained the blonde.
"Well, you wouldn't believe I turned to the dark side once based on my looks. Doofenshmirtz messed with my head…though he intended to mess with Major Monogram's…" spoke the boy.
"That sounds like an interesting story." remarked Vivian. Perhaps he could tell her about it later.
"Sure was." nodded Carl. He ended up going to Africa. If there was anything good that came out of that, Perry had recruited new agents to join their cause.
They needed to make some adjustments to the headquarters so that elephants and rhinos could fit inside, however.
She decided to contact Ron first.
While she was filling in with Major Monogram, there were more villains to worry about than just Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
She had heard what had happened recently. Dementor had pilfered something important.
"Hey, Ron. Remember when you shut off the Pandimensional Vortex Inducer? Well, guess what? It got stolen again!" exclaimed Vivian.
"Was it Professor Dementor?" asked Ron.
"Yes, but this time he didn't do it alone. Well, he didn't do it alone to begin with. But he had some superpowered help this time." explained the girl.
"I've met Atrosis before. She's a psycho." noted the boy. She always laughed while she was fighting.
"Yeah…it's not lucky for us that Dementor has state-of-the-art technology in his lair. I think he would grant her permission to use those inventions of his." acknowledged Vivian.
"I'll tell Kim." spoke Ron.
"Good, because I'm currently working with a platypus." explained the blonde girl.
"I thought you were working with us." questioned the blonde boy.
"I am. But I'm filling in for Major Monogram for the time being. You know what can happen when you don't watch your step, right?" asked Vivian.
"Yeah…that's why I'm helping my sister to pay attention to her surroundings." spoke Ron.
"I applaud you for that. I'll see you around." said the female genius.
She broke contact with Ron.
He had a feeling he knew who that platypus was. Ron had worked with Perry before.
"Kim, Dementor stole the Pandimensional Vortex Inducer!" exclaimed the blonde boy.
"I wonder what he wants with this time. You think Drakken will once again fight him for it? It sure was interesting being caught in the crossfire." noted Kim.
"It sure was…but Dementor has an advantage over Drakken that he didn't before." pointed out Ron.
"Atrosis!" exclaimed Rufus. He had fought her more than once. She was not to be underestimated. Her shapeshifting powers made her formidable.
"Yeah…I think things are going to be a lot harder for Drakken this time." comprehended the redhead. It was lucky that he managed to find a woman that had superpowers like Shego did.
"We don't want the inducer to be in either of their hands though, do we?" asked the boy.
"I don't want to get sucked into a vortex, so no, I do not." answered Kim.
Dangerous technology like that should be in a place where it wouldn't be abused.
"Well, I might already know where it is, but just in case, I'm going to ask Wade." spoke the redheaded girl.
She contacted Wade.
"Hey, Kim. Are you here to ask about a sitch?" questioned the brunette boy.
"Actually, Vivian beat you to the punch." explained Kim.
"She's a genius, isn't she?" asked Wade.
"Well, so are you." noted the cheerleader.
"Are you looking for Dementor then? He currently has the inducer." remarked the boy. Though according to what he had found, Dementor hadn't gone back to his main lair with it.
"Yeah. He's probably in Nevada somewhere. I remember my missions." noted Kim.
"You guessed it, he's at the Las Vegas Las Vegas Resort. However, I suspect that he doesn't want history to repeat itself entirely. I suspect that he'll have Atrosis with him at all times." remarked Wade.
"He is an evil genius, after all." agreed the girl who could do anything. No doubt he was keeping her by his side to ensure that the Pandimensional Vortex Inducer wasn't taken from him.
"Doesn't he have a few screws loose though?" asked Ron.
"Yeah…though I will admit Bonnie has called you crazy more than once." answered Kim.
"We all make mistakes, don't we?" questioned the Bueno Nacho lover.
"It's true. I will admit that baring my midriff during missions wasn't always such a good idea." noted the cheerleader. Even if she had a cute midriff.
Last year, at the Senors' frosty mansion…
"I'm cold…" said Kim.
She was shivering, in fact.
Would she be able to stop the Senors from lowering the earth's temperature with their icy machine? Junior seemed to think it would stop global warming but she wasn't sure this was the way to do it. If it went wrong, it would be winter forever. And she knew how much Ron loved summer vacation. Rufus did too, though he wasn't actually required to go to school with him. He just tagged along for the ride basically.
There was a fireplace in the room she was in, but it wasn't currently lit.
Though Junior was indeed considering lighting it. No point in letting it go to waste.
"Would you like some hot chocolate before you fight my bodyguards?" asked Senior.
"That would be nice, thanks." nodded Kim.
At the Las Vegas Las Vegas resort…
Dementor and Atrosis were sitting next to each other with two different pool chairs. Inevitably, Atrosis's pool chair was yellow.
She was in her strapless yellow bikini as before.
"This isn't making you feel woozy, is it?" asked Atrosis. She recalled what had happened once before.
"I'll be alright." nodded Dementor. He was more used to it this time. Though when he got a number two, he wasn't expecting her to be a woman. That didn't matter to him now though.
He wasn't interested in wearing a swimsuit himself, however.
He had chosen a red pool chair this time.
"I strongly appreciate you taking me here. Won't the inducer be safer in your lair, though?" asked the blonde woman.
"I brought my henchmen vith me!" exclaimed the professor.
"You think Drakken will show up?" asked Atrosis.
She wouldn't mind fighting Shego again. Dementor could probably beat Drakken in a fight despite his smaller size.
"Probably, but I think ve'll win if ve vork together." noted Professor Dementor. He had done reasonably well before despite it being basically two against one. But now it was basically two on two.
"That's what we do best, isn't it?" questioned the woman.
"It sure is!" exclaimed the professor.
The two of them laughed wickedly.
"We are keeping an eye out for Drakken and Shego though, are we? They might be the underdogs but I think we should be prepared, just in case." noted Atrosis.
She could fight Shego, but Drakken could try to snatch the inducer while her gloved hands were full.
"Zat's vhat our henchmen are for." answered Dementor.
"Good…or maybe evil. I like to be prepared for a fight." spoke the woman who could stretch.
"I don't blame you!" exclaimed the scientist.
He slurped his lemon smoothie.
Elsewhere…
Agent P heard what happened to Major Monogram.
He felt sorry for the poor man.
The doctor said he would recover soon.
But he wondered who would fill in for him until then.
It could be Carl, but he tended to have his hands full building things.
So it could be anyone.
He wasn't expecting mission control to be a teenage girl, however.
"You're another book that people shouldn't judge by its cover, huh? Though to be fair not all platypuses are secret agents." admitted Vivian.
Perry nodded. Though a normal platypus had defeated Doofenshmirtz once.
"Anyways, I can't help but shake the feeling that Doofenshmirtz is having an evil bake sale or something. He's been buying a lot of bakeable foods." noted Vivian.
Agent P nodded in agreement.
"He might be working with someone else though. Just a hunch." said the girl with blonde hair.
Perry wondered who that was. It could be Dr. Drakken, but it could also be someone else. He got the feeling that Dr. Drakken was headed to a resort somewhere. Was he taking a break from evil?
"Just warning you in advance." noted Vivian. Better safe than sorry.
He nodded.
When Perry went to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated (and heard the familiar jingle), he found the blonde scientist was waiting for him.
He was curious.
"I just figured I would watch the show first-hand and live." explained Vivian. There was a television for that, but she felt safe with Perry around.
Considering Doofenshmirtz wasn't a serious threat to the world, it was understandable.
Together, the two of them went to where the evil scientist was.
Meanwhile, in outer space…
In outer space, there was a spaceship flying around. A big red one.
Unfortunately, not everyone in outer space was friendly, though there were indeed friendly faces in outer space. Meap's race was concrete evidence of that.
There were planet conquerors out there.
And one of them was known as Conquesta. It was an appropriate name for a member of her race.
She had short red hair and wore green battle armor. She also had purple eyes. And she had black boots as well. Also, she had a scary voice.
And yes, she was a Lorwardian.
Don't mistake her for Warmonga though. She wielded a warhammer. An electrical one. Not a spear.
Nevertheless, she was pretty strong. Even Kim Possible would have her hands full trying to take her on.
Conquesta had heard some distressing news lately…though the Lovpeacians would disagree.
Apparently, somebody known as the Deranged Yellow was going to defeat her.
However, she didn't know much else about this individual.
Well, she knew that they were from Earth.
Ironically, she heard that Warmonga had investigated someone known as The Great Blue. Apparently they would be able to help them conquer planets. It was an entertaining thought.
To be honest, she got the feeling that somebody had tricked her into thinking a blue dog was The Great Blue.
Dr. Drakken could have indeed been helpful for conquering planets. He did once invade Earth with evil toys, after all. Nobody ever suspected toys to become their enemy, so the world had been caught off guard. Even Kim Possible wasn't aware of what was going on for while, though she had been distracted by an attractive synthodrone at the time.
So perhaps he was the chosen one.
But she would let Warmonga handle that prophecy. She would deal with the prophecy involving her.
If she were to destroy the deranged yellow, she wouldn't have to worry about being defeated. At least until another prophecy turned up. Not all of them came true, but Conquesta didn't like taking risks.
So she did some research on who could fit that description.
She found the person who she believed she was looking for.
It was a yellow man wearing a black helmet. He had access to technology (if not quite on par with Lorwardian technology), so it seemed like he stood a fighting chance.
It was just as well. Conquesta liked a challenge.
"Professor Dementor? I think this is it." noted the alien invader.
She laughed wickedly.
Now all that was left was to take care of the man and then she could continue conquering planets to her heart's content.
It was what Warmonga liked to do, after all.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
And yes, it looks like Professor Dementor is in trouble.
Is there anybody who can keep him safe?
Surely there has to be somebody.
Ans yes, this is another battle between two evil scientists and their two evil sidekicks. Were you wondering what it would be like if Atrosis were in the episode Ron the Man?