In this chapter, Dementor will get attacked by an alien!
Oh no!
But you can probably guess who can save him.
Someone whose name starts with an A.
And yes, that's regardless of her villain nickname or not.
Chapter 61: Hammer It In
Dr. Fen wondered why Dr. Doofenshmirtz wasn't being escorted out of the building with him as he was being arrested. He was under the impression that he would be captured as well. Had he escaped?
As a side note, Vivian had really gone to town on him. She really didn't like it when his actions hurt people.
Who would have thought that she was so strong? Then again, she already taught people not to judge others by their appearances to begin with.
As it turned out, Doofenshmirtz had agreed not to steal from the space center in exchange for more cake. He was surprisingly negotiable.
He did have to apologize for tampering with the robots though. That was a no-no. To compensate, he would do a paint job for a few of the rockets.
"You're coloring one of the rockets Doonkelberry?" asked Mr. Possible.
That wouldn't be his first choice.
He personally happened to like the color blue. He didn't think it was a bad color though. Just a curious one.
"Well, I do love Doonkleberry cake." remarked Doofenshmirtz.
"Maybe I should try some sometime." answered James.
"I'm glad those two made peace. You might be able to take a few days off." noted Vivian.
Perry wouldn't mind the opportunity to spend more time with his owners.
He had heard great things about them.
Though he hadn't really gotten the chance to see those things.
Maybe now he could.
"So, how went Kim and Ron's mission?" asked Vivian.
She hoped it was a success.
"Pretty good. It was a lot like one of their previous ones…but Atrosis ended up making things different." noted Wade.
"I see." nodded the blonde genius.
"He really evened the playing field when he brought Atrosis into the picture." remarked the boy.
Shego had a much harder time fighting Dementor this time around.
Phineas and Ferb enjoyed their visit despite the reprogrammed robots.
"You want to hang out later?" asked Vivian.
Wade nodded. Why not?
"This guy reminds me of ourselves. His ideas seem more mean-spirited though, aren't they?" asked Phineas.
He was looking at Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
They had met him before, though they didn't know that much about him. Phineas and Ferb knew that he was the brother of the mayor, however. Though he didn't seem to have nearly as much popularity.
Ferb nodded.
"I guess we should be grateful that we had loving parents. Something tells me that Doofenshmirtz's parents weren't the best...and that they're suffering the consequences for it." noted the boy.
"What have we done?" asked Doofenshmirtz's dad.
Doofenshmirtz's mom shrugged.
At Professor Dementor's evil lair…
While Professor Dementor wouldn't have minded if his mission to take over the world using a stolen invention had been a success (a partial one would be nice), he decided his sidekick made a very good point. There were safer ways to achieve world domination.
Currently, his sidekick had decided to go to bed.
She was currently sleeping.
He imagined she was dreaming about him.
Which she was.
"You're giving me another raise? Money doesn't grow on trees. But I suppose if you really want that…" murmured Atrosis in her sleep.
And yes, she seemed like the person who could stay awake for days. Even though she didn't drink coffee.
She wouldn't interrupt the professor's slumber though. Atrosis wasn't like that.
Suddenly, somebody burst the door down.
"Kim Possible? But I'm not even doing anything evil!" exclaimed Professor Dementor.
However, upon closer inspection, it was not.
"Kim Possible? Was that the one who took down Warmonga? She's still bitter about it." noted Conquesta.
Even though it had happened months ago.
"Who are you?" asked Dementor. She didn't look like any villain he knew.
"Your mortal enemy, Conquesta!" exclaimed Conquesta, swinging her hammer around.
"That's a relief, I was worried for a second we were facing someone immortal." remarked a minion named Morgan. He wasn't sure how they were going to win against someone like that.
"She's saying she's here to wipe me out!" bellowed Professor Dementor, pressing his hands against the side of his head.
This made him feel rather frightened. He hadn't had someone threaten his life before. He was the villain, not the hero.
"Ooh. That's bad." remarked a minion named Barry.
Immediately, the minions attacked Conquesta.
However, it quickly became apparent that they were outmatched.
That electric hammer of hers was nothing to sneeze at.
"We should have worn plastic!" exclaimed one of the minions. A minion named Peter.
"Oh no! Zis alien is even stronger zan Kim Possible herself! Whatever shall I do?" asked Professor Dementor. It seemed that his defenses just weren't going to cut it. Should he consider installing more of them in case he somehow survived?
This alien could very well be the end of his evil career. Would Drakken be able to conquer the world in his absence? He considered it to be a good question.
He decided to activate his defense systems.
They were laser guns…
…but Conquesta simply smashed them.
"I thought I was basically going to doom ze world…but it seems I'm the one zat's doomed!" exclaimed the professor.
"Tell me something I don't know." remarked Conquesta.
Her hammer crackled with electricity.
Suddenly, Atrosis woke up.
She heard the noises that were going on outside her room.
"What is going on? Is there a fire?" asked the woman. She imagined the fire alarm would have gone off if there was.
She supposed that sometimes her boss could be a bit careless…but he always listened to her advice. That was what she liked about him.
Either way, it would be best to check to see if the professor was alright.
Unfortunately for the professor, it looked like he was cornered.
He was about to be pummeled by an electric hammer, it seemed.
"Hahaha! I've got you right where I want you!" exclaimed Conquesta.
Once she finished this, the deranged yellow would not stand in her way.
"Tell my mother I love her!" shouted Dementor, his hands on his mouth.
"My mother trained me to be a fighter, actually." noted the alien warrior. She said she was her special girl. Considering she was one of Lorwardia's fiercest fighters, she was right.
Suddenly, Atrosis showed up.
Dementor was extremely happy to see her.
"I can't allow you to hurt him. Putting aside the fact that he's my best friend forever, he's paying me enormous amounts of money." noted the woman.
She didn't have to pay mortgage, however. She was living with Dementor now. And yes, she enjoyed it. Though she was content to sleep in a separate room. Dating could wait until after they had conquered the world, though she wasn't exactly sure when that would happen. Taking the world took time.
"If you're going to stand in my way, I'll just have to pummel you with my hammer." spoke Conquesta.
She prepared to whack Atrosis with it…which she did.
However, much to Conquesta's surprise, this didn't hurt her opponent.
All it did was cause her to laugh.
"That tickles!" exclaimed Atrosis.
This was a big surprise to her foe.
"What is going on?" asked Conquesta.
This could take down a fully grown man easily…and she had evidence to prove it.
By that logic, it should work on a fully grown woman as well. But her opponent wasn't even hurt by it.
While Conquesta herself did not, a certain professor knew exactly what was going on.
"Huh. Zat's ze worst weapon one could use against someone like Atrosis, isn't it?" asked Professor Dementor.
"It sure is." nodded Atrosis. Her rubbery body was so helpful.
"What?!" exclaimed Conquesta.
"My body's a natural insulator!" shouted the blonde woman.
"Are you saying you're a walking insult to me?" asked the alien.
She knew a lot about Earth, but she didn't know what an insulator was.
"No. I'm just saying I'm immune to electricity." explained Atrosis.
"And blunt objects?" questioned Conquesta.
"Yeah. I don't really feel them." noted the blonde.
It came in handy when she got into a fist fight, as she so often did. It was part of her job, of course, but she loved it.
Frustrated, the alien dropped her hammer to the floor.
It wasn't going to help her.
"I guess I'll just have to settle this hand to hand." remarked Conquesta. Luckily, Lorwardians were known for their superhuman strength.
"Good! I'm a master at hand-to-hand combat!" exclaimed Atrosis.
"Are you saying you're in your element now?" asked the alien.
"Pretty much." answered the blonde.
"Oh no…" remarked Conquesta.
Unfortunately, she was having a hard time hitting her opponent.
"Why is she so hard to hit?" asked the alien.
"Well, I will admit I am tougher than Dementor's other employees." remarked Atrosis. They hadn't been hit by a comet.
"I can tell." remarked Conquesta.
Atrosis used her elasticity to punch her opponent in the face.
"Ouch!" exclaimed the alien.
The elastic lady giggled.
She then kicked Conquesta to the ground.
"Oof!" shouted the alien.
She didn't think she would do so badly against a mere human.
But then again, Warmonga had been defeated by one…even if she had a supersuit.
Atrosis then noticed the hammer lying on the floor.
She decided to pick it up.
"You're using your own weapon against me? But it's so heavy..." remarked the Lorwardian.
"For a normal human, maybe...but for me it's an entirely different story." explained Atrosis.
Conquesta scratched her head.
She then whacked Conquesta with it.
"Aaaarrgghhh!" exclaimed the alien.
This was one ironic attack.
"You know, maybe you should consider making peace with planets instead of declaring war on them." remarked Atrosis.
She wrapped her arms around her opponent.
"Why don't we start with a great...big...hug!" exclaimed Atrosis, tightening her grip as she spoke those last three words.
Conquesta collapsed on the ground.
"You beat me..." remarked the alien.
Now that she thought of it...perhaps Professor Dementor wasn't the deranged yellow the prophecy spoke of after all.
It seemed it was his sidekick the entire time. Dementor was yellow, but he didn't glow yellow like his partner did. So, it seemed Atrosis was the deranged yellow after all.
"I accept defeat. Don't assume your planet is safe though. I assure you, there's going to be an invasion shortly." remarked Conquesta.
She decided to take her leave.
"Can I do ze hugging zis time?" asked the professor.
"Well, I don't want to choke you." answered Atrosis. Perhaps he could do the hugging this time. Though she had gotten better at controlling her powers after all the fighting she did for her boss. Working with him really had its perks.
Professor Dementor hugged his sidekick.
"Ah, that feels nice." remarked the blonde.
"You are so getting a raise for zis!" exclaimed the professor. She did save his life, after all.
"You flatter me, Professor Mymentor!" shouted Atrosis.
"Maybe I should call you Amelia…" noted Professor Dementor. He remembered what her full name was.
"I also find it flattering you remember my name." remarked the sidekick. People usually referred to her as Atrosis these days. Namely because she had turned to the dark side. Though she was just as affable as ever.
Her parents referred to her as Amelia though.
"You zink we'll encounter zat alien again?" asked the professor.
"Something tells me she's going to a different planet, actually. There are other options than Earth. Though you do seem content with conquering Earth and not the galaxy." noted Atrosis.
"Well, I don't want to be greedy." noted Dementor.
"I understand." nodded the female sidekick.
Meanwhile, Conquesta felt embarrassed that she had more or less caused her own prophecy to come true.
But it wasn't such a big deal.
Pretty soon Warhok and Warmonga were going to conquer planet Earth.
Apparently, Warmonga had a grudge against a cheerleader and a mad scientist with blue skin. Apparently, the mad scientist had lied to her about being the Great Blue. Though to be honest, she got the feeling the Great Blue wasn't waiting for her on Pluto. It was considered to be a dwarf planet, and the Great Blue in question looked like a sock puppet.
For now, she would head back to her home planet. Other aliens would not fly their spaceships anywhere near it.
She decided to speak to her mate.
His name was Conkurer.
Ironically, he was shorter than she was. He had red hair and was dressed in a black uniform resembling a ninja. Stealth was his speciality, though as with other Lorwardians, he could fight pretty well.
"How goes defying the prophecy?" asked Conkurer.
"Ironically, I ended up fulfilling it." noted Conquesta.
"You did? Really?" questioned the mate of the female alien. He honestly didn't think that would happen. He assumed that Conquesta would be able to defeat this deranged yellow. She hadn't lost a fight before.
"Yeah…turns out that my target had a partner who was also yellow. And she didn't like that I was attacking him." explained the alien with the hammer.
"Can we not fight fate?" questioned Conkurer.
"I'd like to think that the future is not set in stone…and that I just made a grievous error." answered Conquesta.
"So, what do you want to do now?" asked the shorter alien.
"Well, I suppose we could let our leader and his mate have their fun with their planet." noted the alien with the hammer.
They were coming soon.
Something about being deceived…and being defeated.
Conquesta didn't vehemently object to the loss she had experienced, however. Perhaps she should warn Warmonga and Warhok that the humans were not to be underestimated.
They seemed pretty confident they could overtake the planet…but it might not be such a bad idea.
It was plausible that they could handle things by themselves, nevertheless.
So, they decided they would target a different planet.
She decided on a planet named Feebla-Oot.
Why did she pick that particular planet?
Well, maybe she could find food there. The name would imply that.
Might as well conquer a planet that had lots of that.
So off to the planet they went.
Nearby, Atrosis remembered something.
"Wait, didn't she say that Earth was going to be invaded?" asked the woman.
"Zere have been strange crop circles in the news..." noted Dementor.
Aliens liked to decorate at farms.
"In that case, we should probably lock down the lair." suggested Atrosis.
"You have a brilliant mind." noted Dementor.
Atrosis chuckled.
"I could say the same to you..."
The day before graduation…
"For some strange reason I get the feeling that something big is going to happen on our graduation day…" noted Ron. Maybe Mr. Barkin would give him a hug? It's something he wouldn't be expecting.
"You mean other than us graduating?" asked Kim.
"Yeah." nodded the blonde. Luckily, he got good grades, though he had Mr. Barkin's strictness to worry about.
"We'll be ready in case anything happens." remarked the cheerleader.
After all, she had her friends at her side.
They included Monique, Felix, Josh, and Zita.
It didn't include Bonnie, however.
Perhaps she wasn't going to graduate? She had been cutting classes recently.
And it would be amusing to watch.
Junior was hoping for her success, though.
He did well in Shego's class of evil.
Though Shego was admittedly frustrated with him at first.
"Why are you doodling with the chalk?" she had once asked him.
"I'm drawing girls in bikinis!" exclaimed Junior.
"You need to focus!" bellowed Shego. Though she would admit that people didn't exactly object to seeing her in a swimsuit.
"Maybe I'll get to go to a college away from those two losers Kim and Ron." remarked Bonnie.
That was a happy thought.
Suddenly, Ferb walked in.
"Oh look, it's that green-haired loser whose friends with Kim and Ron!" exclaimed the cheerleader. Why his hair was green was beyond her.
Ferb said nothing.
"Your head looks like a fire hydrant!" exclaimed Bonnie.
Ferb still did not say anything.
"And your stepbrother's head looks like a slice of pizza!" shouted the mean girl.
Though to her knowledge, Phineas did not plan on working at a pizza place when he grew up.
He just might work at the space center, however.
Ferb did not speak.
Bonnie gasped in alarm.
"Nooooo! He's figured out my weakness! Now I'm powerless!" exclaimed Bonnie, her eyes widening in fear.
She pressed her hands against the side of her head.
"What am I supposed to do now?" asked the mean cheerleader.
Ferb shrugged.
"For some strange reason, I feel really proud of Ferb." noted Kim.
"Yeah, me too." nodded Ron.
They saw a bit of themselves in Phineas and Ferb.
Meanwhile...
"So, you managed to thwart Dr. Fen?" asked Wade.
They were currently at a movie theater...and were going to watch Space Wars.
"Yeah...I had a feeling I was going to see him again. I think I taught him a lesson this time. He should know better than to tamper with the machines at the space center." noted Vivian.
"I'm sorry that you had an abusive boss." remarked the boy.
"I heard Atrosis had one...it was likely a contributing factor to her joining Hench Co...and becoming evil." noted Vivian.
"Maybe Ned should have been nicer to her. Then again, you could say the same for James Possible regarding Dr. Drakken." admitted Wade.
"I heard that she received a lot of praise from Jack Hench. She used to be a secretary though." remarked the blonde.
"So... why did Hench train her for combat?" asked the boy in the blue shirt.
"Well..." answered Vivian.
"Stop him! He's making off with a briefcase full of money!" exclaimed Jack Hench.
Sure enough, there was a thief doing just that.
"Heh heh heh!" exclaimed the bandit.
Oddly enough, he had green hair just like Ferb.
Ferb wouldn't steal anything though. Otherwise he wouldn't be allowed in the space center.
Atrosis (or as she was known at the time, Amelia) noticed that the thief was making his way towards the entrance.
So she decided to stretch out her leg and used it to trip the thief.
"Oof!" exclaimed the thief.
He dropped the briefcase full of money.
The man was apprehended shortly afterwards.
"Great work, Amelia! Wait, how did you do that?" asked Jack Hench.
"Did I not tell you about my superpowers? I can stretch myself pretty far." admitted Amelia.
"You have superpowers, you say? I think I should assign you to somebody." noted Hench.
"Really? You seemed content with me being secretary." noted the woman.
"I appreciate your help, but I figure with your powers you could help someone take over the world." explained Jack.
"Really?" asked the lady.
"Mm-hmm. Let's begin your training, shall we?" asked Hench.
Amelia nodded.
Maybe it would be enjoyable, working with someone evil.
Though Hench himself was evil to some extent.
"Well, at least she has a decent employer now." noted Wade.
"Yes, she does." nodded Vivian.
"For some strange reason I get the feeling something bad is going to happen to the world soon." remarked the boy.
'Yeah, me too..." agreed the blonde.
"I hope that whatever happens, Kim can save the world like she always does. Though maybe she'll have help this time." noted Wade.
"Well, I'll give her support if she needs it...and her sidekick too." nodded Vivian.
"Sounds good." smiled Wade.
For now, they could enjoy watching the movie.
It was exciting.
It looks like Professor Dementor will live for another day. He and Atrosis are kind of the main villains. Though you could say the same for Drakken and Shego.
Of course, Dementor wouldn't replace his sidekick with anyone. Not even for a Lorwardian.
The two of them are close.
Closer than Drakken and Shego are, that's for sure.
If you want, I could feature Warmonga and Warhok.
I don't deviate from canon too much though. So, I'm probably not going to bring them back once they kick the bucket. That's what Conquesta and Conkerer are for.