It was a okay day in the fictional city of Moralton Statesota
When all of th sudden a new girl came to town in her fancy shmansy brand new car
It was a toyota
Her name was Esjay Dubba'yu and she was hawt
But all of the man say she look like a slut
And all of thee woman hate because they je alous
Francis Censordoll who was old said "GET OUT OF MORALTON YOU HAMPY SKANP"
She flipped her off because she was old and insane
Miss censordoll was not happy!
Nex6 Essie went to Mr Fogurelis store
"HELLO welcome to store beautiful woman!" Mr Figureli said horny because she was so hot
She said "Shut upand get me some beeg" she says to
him
And then he did
"Thanks" she said
"You gits it" he says ?
"THIS ISNT FUCKING BEBD" she screams and throws it in his face "I AM B'BVEGEN"
he screams when she throw and it sounds like aaahhhhhhhh nooooooo but it waws too late
Then she storms out of store in her big sexy high hels. They glitter in the sunlight
"Ugh this town is so problematic" she "I think I will write a blogpost on my twitterdotcom and get this town #CANCELLED" sh plotted
Then the Moraltons came over driving in their big fancy car that Clay payed for because he was the mayor
They all got out of their car and Clay, Bloberta puppington with Orel, Block, and Shapey
"What the hell do you think your daoing" Clay gared
"This town is problematic" Essie says "I am going to #cancel them on twitterdotcom"
"Oh no you DONT" Clay said
"Yes I do" Essie argue with him
"Well not when I am the mayor your not!" He says getting out his mayor badge
Essie glares at mayo r badge and says "I am going to #cancelmoralton no matter what you tell me" Essie says him
"Well then YOU are going down miss" Clay says
"Oh no you don't" Essie says get out her phone "I am cancel you on twitterdotcom"
"NOOOOOOO" Clay scream as Bloberta and Orel
Bloberta says "Really you should get off your phone" she says "Phones are a very modern problem in our society" she says
"Well fuck you" says Essie to Blobertqa
As Blobetta offended
"I can use my phone no matter what you tell me" Essie says
Orel says "Golly"
Blobeta says "You are rude for swearing at me" She glare angry
"Too bad" says Essie hopping in her million dollar car "Bye Moraltons" she say drive away
Clay stamp his feet and GRAWL
"HOW DARE SHE CANCEL ON TWITTERDOTCOM"
He yell
Bloberta says "Stop yelling you make a scene"
Clay says "WELL I HAVE HAD IT" he says
But what do? He thinks. "I have to come up with plan to save Moralton once and for all..."
Continue next time
