CHAPTER 2

Clare was unconscious. However, she was feeling fine when she awoke thanks to a set of footsteps. However, that set of footsteps was heard from two people. The first was Meliodas, the Dragon's Sin of Wrath, and the second was Ban, the Fox's Sin of Greed. Ban was the one who asked Clare if she was okay.

"I'm…uh…fine… I guess…" said Clare.

"Does she even know who we are?" asked Meliodas.

"Hm…" Ban thought. He immediately looked into Clare's eyes.

"AH!" Clare said as she was freaked out. "You're…you're…"

"The Fox's Sin of Greed, Ban." said Ban. "I'm assuming you know me?"

"I knew that…" said Clare. "I watch your show all the time and even read your manga in my class during drop everything and read time."

"So you know us well?" asked Meliodas.

"I know you, and I'm a massive fan of you people." said Clare. "Wait…you're the Seven Deadly Sins, aren't you?"

"They sure are the Seven Deadly Sins." said a man named Eren Yeager.

"Eren Yeager?! Of the Shiganshina Trio?! You're here too?!" asked Clare in shock.

"He's not the only one." said a woman named Mikasa Ackerman. "I have arrived with the Goat's Sin of Lust, Gowther, and Armin Arlert."

"How can you guys live together in ONE world?!" asked Clare. "This is a nightmare come true…where am I anyways?!"

"This is a world where all characters of Asian popular culture come together as one big family." said Gowther.

"Really?!" asked Clare. "Boy am I gonna get ideas here." she later said.

"Ideas for what?" asked Meliodas. "And where do you hail from?" he later asked.

"The World of Realism." answered Clare. "I'm a seventh grade writer in an after school writing club, and a student led me into a faculty-only locker room area. When I entered the locker, I stumbled upon…here." Clare explained.

"I don't get it…" said Gowther. "Meliodas, what is she talking about?"

"She's saying that a locker got her here from a faculty-only area in her school." said Meliodas. "She said that's how she ended up here."

"Yes, Meliodas." said Clare. "It's how I got here."

"Well, sounds like you're going to be stuck here for a long time, missy." said Eren Yeager.

"Why's that?" asked Clare.

"Well, our world's in trouble." said Meliodas. "Dio Brando, the leader of Stone Mask Vampires, cursed our world along with other villains. It's putting my son Tristan and my wife Elizabeth at risk of being kidnapped by these people.

"So what do you want me to do? Wave a magic wand around the scenery and assume they're gone forever?" asked Clare.

"Not exactly." said Mikasa Ackerman. "If you ever want to return to your world, you'll need to rise to the challenge of defeating the bad guys of this world."

"But Mikasa, all I am is a writer, not a fighter." reminded Clare. "What do I do?!"

"Listen, and hear me well, young one." said Meliodas. "Real-World people have powers outside their worlds that they have yet to understand." Clare was confused. She was wondering what powers she had.

"Listen, let's go see Jotaro Kujo. He'll know what to do with you." said Eren.

"Wait, the Jotaro Kujo of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?!" asked Clare.

"That's the only Jotaro Kujo that exists." said Meliodas. "By the way, what's your name?" asked Meliodas. Clare later introduced herself by saying her name to everyone.

"It's nice to meet you, Clare." said Ban. "Sounds like you're going to be a hero after this day."

Meanwhile in a distance away from Clare's meeting spot, Dio Brando, Diego Brando, and the twenty-third President of the United States, Funny Valentine, were looking on as Clare and almost everyone she met walked away. Valentine was getting suspicious of what was going on, even asking Dio Brando about who the girl was.

"I oughta stop that girl if she's the one trying to stop me, Lord Dio Brando of the Stone Mask Vampires!" said Dio Brando.

"I see." said Funny Valentine. "What do we do now?"

"I know." said Diego Brando. As Diego whistled, he immediately caught Robert E. O. Speedwagon's purple convertible car, and immediately had Funny Valentine carjack him, stealing the car in the process. Diego mounted on his horse, and cantered off as the car driven by Funny Valentine drove off.

"You are all stupid colossal idiots" shouted Robert E. O. Speedwagon. "You people are going to pay the price once I get the Seven Deadly Sins and the Demon Slayer Corps on you thieves!" Later on, the Serpent's Sin of Envy, Diane, and the Lion's Sin of Pride, Escanor, later came to Speedwagon's assistance. Escanor wondered what the problem was.

"It's Dio Brando and Funny Valentine!" said Speedwagon. "They stole the car I was driving! Even worse, Funny Valentine is driving it! He was the one who carjacked me!"

"Not smart." said Escanor. "Merlin!" shouted Escanor. "You and Arthur need to get over here now!"

"What is it?" asked Merlin of the Seven Deadly Sins.

"Have Arthur chase down my purple convertible car and carjack Funny Valentine." ordered Escanor.

"Man, why do I have to carjack someone who's not even from our universe?!" asked Arthur Pendragon.

"Just do what Escanor tells you to do, you goofy King of Camelot!" said Robert E. O. Speedwagon.

"Fine." said Arthur. Arthur later cantered and later galloped off into the distance on his white horse to catch Funny Valentine and hopefully have the chance to carjack him.


Back with Clare and Meliodas's crew, they were silent. Silent as an empty store, that was. However, a horn honked afterwards. Clare told everyone to watch out, as they were about to get run over.

"You know what, I can sue you for that!" said Clare.

"Who are you anyways?!" asked Funny Valentine.

"My name's Clare!" Clare said as she yelled out her name, introducing herself.

"D-D-Dio Brando?!" asked Meliodas. "What are you doing in that car?! Is that yours?!"

"I carjacked Robert E. O. Speedwagon because I wanted to find out who that girl was, Meliodas." said Funny Valentine.

"Did I ask you?!" Meliodas asked Valentine in anger.

"It doesn't matter." said Dio Brando. "But on the serious side, that Clare girl does not even realize it, but we have plans to take over the entire world!" As Funny Valentine was about to start Robert E. O. Speedwagon's car again, Arthur Pendragon finally carjacked and punched Funny Valentine.

"Busted by the man for sure, Valentine." Arthur Pendragon said. "You're not getting away from this mess."

"Arthur Pendragon?! You're apart of these people too?!" asked Dio Brando.

"No, but Mr. Robert Edward O. Speedwagon wants his car back." said Arthur. Funny Valentine later walked away from Arthur.

"...What's his problem?" asked Clare.

"Beats me." said Ban. "Probably doesn't want to give back Robert E. O. Speedwagon's car." However, Robert E. O. Speedwagon showed up in the aftermath, later being kicked in the stomach by Funny Valentine.

"Ouch! Did you just kick me?!" asked Robert E. O. Speedwagon.

"He did." said Dio Brando. "And you deserved it!" he later exclaimed.

"Ugh…Give my car back!" said Speedwagon in exclamation as he threw out Dio Brando like a garbage bag.

"OUCH!" exclaimed Dio Brando.

"Come on, Lord Dio." said Valentine. "Let's go get you some medicine for your achiness."

"Speedwagon's gonna pay my hospital bill." said Dio.

"You are not going to the hospital!" said Diego Brando. "However, my Scary Monsters Stand will surely eat up each of those freaks!"

"Yeah, now I'm out of here." said Robert E. O. Speedwagon. "Thanks for carjacking him, Arthur."

"No problem." said Arthur.

"Wait!" said Clare. Robert turned around, wondering what Clare wanted. She later asked if he could take her and her new friends to see Jotaro Kujo.

"Sure." said Robert E. O. Speedwagon. "Hop in, everyone." Everyone hopped into Speedwagon's car, and headed off to see Jotaro. Little did Clare know that she would meet not only Jotaro, but some other allies of Anime, Manga, Chinese Manhua, and Korean Manhwa.