His loyal dog(that he didn't even know he had)

Naruto groaned as he leaned on his bat, his trusty companion in this world, mostly just to steady himself,

He'd always been known as a rowdy Kid, picking fights where he could mostly to protect himself though,

And today he'd found himself in yet another scuffle, three female Ninja were hidden in the forest of Konoha, Naruto had heard about it from some punk kids, thus he drew his bat and charged into the woods,

And got his ass kicked, not that beating him up worked for long mind you, somehow he always absorbed any pain he took and turned it into power, thus he'd pretty easily turned the tide on the three Kunoichi and struck one with the strength of a giant,

But they'd apparently been ready for that and the one he hit survived, he couldn't believe it, he was stunned and shocked, and left weak,

But he grinned and challenged them again,

As they laughed and told him that he was going to make their village strong, that they'd take him and have fun with him and then raise his kids in their home,

Then... they were struck down,

It happened just as fast as that, To Naruto, it was... shocking, one second they were on their feet approaching him from three sides and then they dropped, he could barely see the swift strikes that took them down, then a familiar face entered the scene and Naruto just... seemed more confused,

These enemy Kunioichi who his best swing couldn't fell or inspire terror in,

Were beaten by his green haired classmate,

Aishu Hebiko smiled back at his stunned expression, "Sorry about them," she stated, "They don't know their place,

Naruto looked around as his wounds started to heal, "That right?" he asked popping his neck,

She just continued to smile, "No sir, not like me,"

Naruto hefted his bat onto his shoulder, "Really?" he asked rubbing his nose,

Aishu lifted her skirt as she grinned, "Yes sir,"

Naruto spun his bat, "Sir?" he asked, "What's that all about?" Aishu walked over to him and he placed his bat on her shoulder, "Well ain't you gonna spea-"

But Aishu pressed her lips to his, then broke the kiss just as swiftly, "Well sir, I am your loyal doggy," she said after the kiss ended,

"My loyal... doggy?" he asked,

She grinned and opened her top collar, showing a dog collar around her neck, her name, Aishu Hebiko was written on one side, on the other, his name,

Again she had stunned him, he didn't like that, "We've talked like four or five times and I barely remember most of them,"

She pouted, "Wh-what?" she asked, then she reached into her top and pulled a notebook out, "Seeing as you don't remember," she stated, "I'll remind you," she cracked open the notebook and cleared her throat, "At the start of the semester I asked you onto the rooftop where I proposed to be your faithful wife," she stated, then her face turned red, "B-but you said that was too good for me," she giggled perversely, "You grabbed my head and put my nose to the floor, laughing" she said rubbing her thighs together, likely excited by the ''memory'' "Then you told me that only girls could be girlfriends, since I was such a dirty nasty and filthy bitch I'd be better off as your dog,"

"Really?" he asked, "Funny I don't remember any of that," Mostly he just recalled her handing him things he'd dropped,

"It happened, see?" she stated shoving the book into his face,

"Huh," he said, "Wow I also took you to get your collar? and wow lingerie next? so cool," he said as he read, "And from then on you've ate your food out of a bowl on the floor next to me? so hot," then he closed the book and showed her the title of the book, "Hey since you're such a great reader what's this title say?" he asked,

Aishu looked at the title, froze with panic in her eyes, and then turned covering up her collar with a red face, "The reality note?" she lied,

Naruto lightly tapped the book against her head, "Really? cause I swear it's a fantasy journal,"

"I-it's not," she stated not meeting his eyes,

"No?" he asked cracking open the book on a random page, "Wow we had sex?" he asked with a whistle, "And right in the academy bathroom no less?"

She turned and tried to snatch the book back but he moved faster,

"H-hey give it back!" she demanded,

"Woah and we got caught and you were so ashamed that I had to... have sex with you again at home?" he asked,

Aishu finally stole the book back, "Well yeah, you know how I love it when I'm shamed," she stated happily,

"Fantasy diary," he said, "Also the entire page devoted to a drawing of my dick is kinda unnecessary,"

"Y-YOU SAW THAT?" she shrieked in embarrassment, then started un-buttoning her top, "If sir keeps being mean I'll get all warm inside,"

"Again we're not a couple"

She nodded, "Yes, I'm just master's doggy, a faithful companion who'll happily lick your seed out of your one true wife," she giggled happily, "or wifes,"

"You know what?" he asked, "We've gotten off topic," he stated, "How'd you beat these Kunoichi when I couldn't?"

"Because master is a powerhouse, so they prepared to fight his strength," she stated, "But I'm speedy, and using my beast art I..." she turned, "A-actually never mind,"

"Beast art?" he asked,

Which made her shake her head, "G-gotta run" then she tried to leave but Naruto grabbed her shoulder,

"Easy daydreamer," he chided her, "I'm not letting you r-," Naruto instinctively dodged the knife she thrusted at him, "Woah" he gasped as her knife struck his cheek,

He rubbed his cheek and grinned, "Fast,"

She giggled, "Well masters nasty doggy needs to defend herself since she's master's attack dog," she said flipping her knife around, "Though usually I use two, but I'd better hold onto this book,"

Naruto spun around his bat, and then took it with both hands, then he shook his head, "Nah," he smirked and put an arm behind his back, "Then I'll only use one arm,"

"Wh-what?" she asked with a blush, "this is just like before when you taught me how to fight,"

"Right, but in reality I didn't so who actually taught you?" he asked,

"The master did," she stated seriously, then her eyes lit up, "We should make this interesting again," she stated, "If I win you do whatever I want, and if you win I'll do whatever you want okay?"

Naruto grinned, "sure sounds-"

Then she dropped onto her back, "Oh no, master is so strong," she said with a fake cough, "guess you win,"

Naruto's grin vanished, "Huh, man guess even I don't know my own strength," he stated as he crouched over her,

"Yep so strong master," she nodded and started taking unbuttoning her shirt "Well I'll strip naked for you master,"

"Eh when'd I say that?" he asked,

"When we did it before" she smiled as she held up her book again showing him a certain page, he read about himself telling her to strip so he could walk her around the village, and then it described her on her hands and and knees naked being walked like a dog as people stared and laughed at her, it also described how hot she felt,

"You're a big pervert huh?" he asked,

"N-no!" she stated, then blushed and grinned, "I'm master's faithful doggy!"

Naruto sighed at her, "Right, well what I actually want is to hear about this beast art of yours,"

Her eyes went wide, "Eh! you want that?"

"Well yeah?" he said, beast arts were a relatively new form of ninjutsu discovered by a sort of off shoot of the Inuzuka clan, and Naruto had never seen it in action, "show me," he said,

She frowned, "I... don't wanna," she stated crossing her arms and pouting,

"But I won the bet, so you kinda have to do whatever I want," Naruto stated,

She blushed and suddenly something wrapped around Naruto's waist and tossed him away, "Sorry but no!" she shouted, Naruto hit the ground jumped to his feet, and his self proclaimed faithful dog, had vanished,

"Weird girl he stated, not realising the three kunoichi he'd come to kick the crap outta vanished, "Cute though" He said, and listened for any response she'd have, but he heard nothing, "Shit," he said, then he popped his back and turned, "I'll try and ask at the academy tomorrow, or I could call that perv Ino, bet she'd know all about a girl that cute,"

And thus Naruto walked away,

Unaware of the eyes on him,

The lavender haired pale girl in the trees smiled as she watched her husband through walk out of the woods, sure that dog had stopped her from helping like she planned but at least her man was safe,

"I should get her some dog treats, or maybe a nice chew toy?" she asked herself, but she didn't actually cast one thought on the green haired girl,

No, her thoughts were entirely on how to get into her husbands social circle, and how to get everyone else but her, out of it.

The end.

October 3rd, Aishu Hebiko finally becomes playable in the game Action Taimanin, for forty pounds.

I, and only I am outraged. I've waited like a mouth(if that) to play as an Octopus girl who likely won't even use her half octopus form outside of her ultimate attack and will most likely spit ink and venom up her weapons,

Ergo I have decided on this to quell my rage as sleeping Kirby calms me I strike,

Octogirl story based on a game I barely pay attention too, with lore I don't know, thus I decided on this crossover story,

Also it'll be my first story written exclusively on Archive of Our Own barring this first chapter of course, so come check out how the story goes guys,

Regardless, We're here now, and The Octofun is just getting started.

Also This story and a few others will be posted only on Ao3 on my account there, Ourhero, same name but without the space, join now so you don't miss anything,