I'd like to start off by saying this was a request and if you would like to request your own story just private message me. It doesn't have to be bathroom related if you don't want all though I guess that is my specialty now lol. I mostly do Star Wars or Harry Potter work, those are the most I'm familiar with but if you have something else let me know and we can try and come up with something. Obviously free of course, not gonna charge, idk if others do that but i won't. This story is going to be about a man called Dan and a gassy pregnant version of Force Unleashed Jedi Shaak Ti. Farting, anal and scat warning ahead, no shit eating or smearing but there will be ass sniffing and licking and fart related parts of the story. Let's start...
Shaak Ti keeled over in pain. She couldn't tell if it was the baby inside her womb shifting and kicking or the bad Jawa Juice she had with breakfast. She sat down on the sidewalk and leaned against a building. Look at her now, famed Jedi Master, once a knight of the republic now a pregnant woman with a bad stomach ache
Shaak Ti rubbed her belly, her baby rolling inside her. She heard a gurgle and felt movement in her lower intestine. She lifted her ass cheek up a bit and released a raunchy fart. The smell was so bad and her stomach kept rumbling, she knew this would be an all day affair. Before she could lift her ass again to release more gas a man approached her.
"Hello" said the man who approached her "what's your name"
"Shaak Ti" she said with some discomfort as her insides grumbled from the pressure
"Nice to meet you, do you want to go to the diner down the street and talk more. My name is Dan by the way"
Shaak Ti was relieved that Dan didn't know who she was and took him up on his offer. Maybe she was just hungry and some food would distract her colon.
"I'd love to, nice to meet you Dan" she said as she tried to stand up. It took a second, she held her belly but was eventually able to standup "sorry, pregnant belly" she chuckled before walking with him to the diner
Dan discreetly started to examine her. Her reddish pink skin was really peculiar but expected for a galaxy full of aliens. Judging by her stomach she had to have been at least 6 months pregnant. She had nice sized tits judging by the outfit she was wearing and then Dan's dick almost sprung from his pants in lust and surprise. Behind Shaak Ti he noticed she was hauling a nice thicc ass. The curves completed and fit her figure nicely and he immediately developed dirty thoughts. Dan was in love with her body already. He tried to break the tension
"so, how far along are you"-Dan
"about 7 months, my boyfriend found out I was pregnant and left me a few months ago" holding back tears she continued "it's been difficult"-Shaak Ti
They arrived at the diner and got a booth in the back corner, nice privacy. A droid arrived at their table and took their order. Shaak Ti ordered a plate of Star Cakes with a phantom fizzle and Dan ordered the gungar sandwich.
"how long have you been here?"-dan asked intrigued
"almost all my life" she hesitated before pulling out her lightsaber from her bag "I used to be a Jedi, but got kicked out when they found out about my pregnancy"
Dan was amazed, he was eating with a sexy pregnant Jedi! "So you can like do that thing right, move things and stuff?"-Dan asked amazed
"yeah, I sure can, just don't really do it anymore"-she said ashamed. Before she could continue she had a horrible cramp, she could tell this wasn't baby related. Deep in her bowels her intestines were blocked with gas and after a bit of breathing it cleared and rushed to her rear. She was then scared, she liked Dan, thought he was cute, if she farted and he hears or worse, smells, he could leave.
"um if you excuse me I need to use the restroom"-Shaak Ti said with a hint of desperation. Dan got a boner but tried to hide it. Shaak Ti was about to get up to leave when the droid came back with the bill. Dan offered to pay, Shaak Ti tried to argue and pay herself when more gas rushed down her gut. She battled her anal sphincters for control. The droid left with Dan's credit card and before she could leave the booth, she lost the battle. The gas in her rectum forced her pink anus open and with an audible ppppbbfftt she farted right in front of Dan.
Her cheeks were redder than ever and she sat down and buried her face in her hands. Dan comforted her "it's ok Shaak, it's no big deal. Everyone does that you know and besides, I don't mind"-Dan said before realizing he might have said too much
"you don't mind?"-Shaak Ti questioned shyly. Before Dan could answer she searched his mind and saw the kinkiest and horniest fantasy she'd ever seen. Dan was sniffing her ass and licking her holes before fucking her ass with a huge dick. Shaak got wet for the first time in months.
"you dirty man"-she smirked. Dan chuckled nervously before he felt something tingly squeeze his balls and tug his cock. Blood instantly rushed to his cock as he realized the hot Jedi was using her powers on him.
"my place is around the corner, would you like to mess around?"-Dan asked breathing heavily before he heard a whisper in his ear "yessss" in a very sensual voice. There was no one in his ear he looked across the table to see two fingers on her temple while she made eye contact. Her other hand gently squeezing into a fist and when she did this he almost lost control and almost busted. "Stop please, just wait a sec" he laughed. The droid returned with his credit card and Dan took the Jedi to his place.
His apartment while on the smaller side was well kept and pretty clean for a single male.
"So, you like my ass huh"-Shaak Ti said as she innocently rubbed her pregnant belly
"well um, I think you have a nice butt and you are very beautiful"-Dan stuttered
"say what you really think"-Shaak Ti said sensually and tugged his cock again with the force
"I want to inhale your pregnant farts and eat your phat ass and fuck your shithole"-Dan said almost painfully
"well I'm still really gassy"-Shaak Ti said before squeezing her eyes shut and bending forward a bit to release a loud fart. She removed her clothes with the force and showed Dan her bare ass. Very thicc and slappable. Dan got on his knees and rubbed her warm ass before spreading her cheeks and rubbing his hand up and down her ass crack. It slid with ease, her ass was sweaty from being confined and gassy all day. He took a look at her tight and pulsating asshole. It throbbed like it had its own heartbeat
Dan inhaled, the combination of remnants of feces and intestinal gas's entangled with musky aroma of sweat and arousal. The smell made Dan's cock leak pre cum. He would have been happy just sniffing and looking at her asshole when Shaak Ti finally spoke in a dominant but sexy manner, "don't just stare at it, eat it!"
Dan took one last look at her tight shithole and one more whiff of her phat ass before licking her tight pooper. The erotic implications of licking, being this close to the hole that a female Jedi farts and shits from was hot enough but the taste just added to the arousal in his pants. It tasted slightly salty from the sweat and bitter yet sweet. He licked around the circular rim of her asshole before gently probing the center. She moaned loudly and twitched from this. She relaxed and gaped her asshole enough for him to insert his tongue. Her insides were warm and tight and silky smooth. The tunnel of muscles and warmth surrounded his tongue when he tasted something warm and somewhat gross. Her asshole tightens before Shaak Ti warned "my fudge tunnel has some gas to vent, you ready, it's gonna be bad"
Before he could acknowledge this her asshole opened around his tongue and let out warm air in his face. It smelled really bad yet oddly good. You could still detect remnants of what the gas used to be. He removed his tongues before licking her asshole again
"I want to feel full, plug up my shitpipe please"-Shaak Ti almost begged
Dan pulled off his pants and boxers, his dick sprang out gushing clear pre cum. He lubed up the tip before rubbing her waste exit with his dick. He pushed past her muscular sphincters and into her backdoor. Shaak Ti felt full in every way, a baby in her womb, food in her stomach and her rectum full of long throbbing cock. Her anus gripped his cock and her warm rectum comforted his throbbing member. He thrusted in and out filling her asshole with multiple inches of dick. All the motion in her rectum triggered movement in the depths of her large intestine as her digestion drew to a close. As Dan plugged her asshole her rectum was filled with a load of shit ready to be dumped. Dan stuck is sweat ass covered finger into her mouth to suck on and on his other hand, stuck three fingers in her pussy. Her back arched as she thrusted her stomach forward as all of her holes were full. Dan felt the squishy waste in her fudge tunnel coat his cock. He ejaculated deep into her guts. The cock spasm in her full bowels caused Shaak Ti to orgasm and lose bladder control. She pissed on the floor and came on his hand.
Dan removed his cock from her asshole to find it covered with shit. Shaak Ti quickly inserted two fingers in her ass to hold all of her shit in her loose bowels. She rushed to bathroom and removed her fingers in time and the biggest shit of her life slid out of her warm tight insides. She emptied the rest of her bladder contents into the bowl as well. When she came back to Dan he was on the bed about to pass out. She sat on his cock. It slid into her warm loose asshole. His cock still hard, he kissed her and rubbed her pregnant belly before they rolled onto their sides, his cock still inside her ass, they fell asleep.
If you have a request, message me, doesn't have to be bathroom related but that's always the most fun to write. Hope you enjoyed this oneshot. Technically it fits in with Star Wars bathroom multiverse but this is by itself so you can consider it whatever you want.