Azure King: Hello all and a Happy Birthday to me~! Sorry for the yesterday seemingly updates, all I did was delete the previous chapters about the . But now the massive 15 story update. Please enjoy the fics!
This is a Naruto lemon series with female characters from Naruto series, modern style so please enjoy and review who the next girl would be hehe.
CHAPTER START!
A blonde adult chuckled as he pulled out a sheath holding a katana in his hands, he knew this was the day to train his new underling. It's been almost a full two years since he did grunt work like teaching new blood like this. But his matriarch demanded him to do so… so now it was his duty and obligation to break in the new guy.
"Alright punk… time to teach you a lesson." He said, slowly unsheathing the sword in his hand, the steel gleaming ominously.
Right before the adult was the person he unsheathed the weapons towards…
A roomba!
A perfectly normal Roomba, "Listen brat, I know you don't like to hear this since this is basic work… but you gotta earn ya place here!" The blondeThe machine whirred to life and it slowly moved along the tatami mat, cleaning up any dirt that had touched the surface.
The blonde gave an approving smile as he placed a finger on where the 'new guy' sucked up, spotless, "Heh, the lady made sure to get the best one. She has an eye for talent." He muttered…until his eyes popped wide with rage. Watching the little bastard move away from a corner! "You little-! Ughhh, just because you're new doesn't mean you get to literally cut corners!" He said wrapping his sheath with rubber bands and white cloth…and hummed happily as he gently used the item together to capture any dust.
However the blonde clicked his tongue as he saw the Roomba 'lazily' doing its job, "Pfft, I'll whip you into shape. Clean up the house like a new kid, I gotta run."
He then laid his sword on its stand where it should be, before walking out of the tatami room. But he looked over his shoulder with a glare. "If I come back and I see one speck of dust leftover… I'll kill you…"
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"Beep!"
The roomba actually sweatdropped and paled, after hearing the door lock.
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The blonde sighed as he placed a red dress shirt under a gray suit top with a crocodile skin belt, holding his gray luxury pants. Around his neck was a five bar of gold and made sure his spiky hair was perfect.
"Alright… what do I need…" The blonde sighed as he pulled out of his pant pocket, a grocery list. "Ok, oil, sweets, new anime DVD set for 'Tanuki Maid Café', laundry detergent, soap, shampoo (vanilla scented if possible)…" he looked at the list…before turning it over and frowning. "That's it?!" He said as if reading the list that was a basic 'kill the enemy and take care of the body your way'! "Where's the sauce? The veggies? Fruits? Meat? Damn, I'll take lamb even if it's a bitch to cook right!"
The poor man didn't realize others were fleeing from his words and angry looking face, "Damn, I love the boss but…she needs to eat right." He muttered as he tried to take a moment to look at this wallet and smirked. "Good thing I robbed those fools on that last job I had." He said as a comical thought bubble came up of him getting paid for gardening. "Poor fools didn't realIze that dirty jobs are my specialty!"
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Whoooooosh!
The blonde adult blinked as a stream of water splashed all over him when a car sped past him, leaving him soaking wet. "…Hmph, reminds me of the first time I got drunk at my ceremony for being the boss man's right hand." The man chuckled remembering lots of women exhausted on the floor before gasping loudly, "No, those days are behind me! I gotta reach that sale or I'll cut this disloyal pinky of mine for failing the boss lady!"
With a sprint in his step, he rushed towards the store. "Wait… I have to get this cleaned! No! Sale first, clean later!" He said, before continuing on his trek to the store.
Soon he was inside of the store and was enjoying what he found, "Seriously!?" The man's voice boomed in the street when holding a large onion, "Two of these sons of bitches for only ¥50?! Fuck yeah!" The blonde adult immediately placed them in the basket.
"Who's that?" A woman whispered to her friend who giggled softly.
The woman watched the blonde fist pump when getting three cabbages in his cart, "That's Uzumaki-San, he looks like a Yakuza but that's how he likes to look like. He acts a bit…over the top. But he helps all the wives become better at cleaning and cooking."
"Really?"
The smiling woman nodded, "I hear he's a former Yakuza, but he became a househusband after marrying. Pfft wouldn't that be so funny if it was true?" She laughed as Naruto walked up to the lady. "Oh Naruto-san, we were just talking about you."
The blonde grinned as a foxy look nearly made the woman quiver in delight from the sight, "Oya? Hope all good things ladies~" he chuckled in a low, almost seductively, tone.
Soon the Naruto cart was about to be taken until the blonde gripped the hand of a NEET looking teen, "Oi…" The blonde glared at the person, "You weren't going to take my hard work away? Headhunting that doesn't belong to ya?"
The boy 'eeped' at the sight of a scary Yakuza-looking man at him, he thought maybe could get all these nice foods for cheap! "S-Sorry-"
"WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE BOY!?" Naruto shouted as he picked up the teen, "You wanna live off the scraps and little bones of the people? Or you wanna eat a five course meal you made from your damn strong hands?" He asked as he pulled the teen and forward him to the swarm of housewives practically surrounding the meat aisle.
"Please don't kill me!"
"I will not…" Naruto said with a kind smile…before lifting the teen over his arms, "THEY might! Grab two things for you to eat, my opinion? Stir-fry meats! KI-YAH~!"
The two housewives watch as Naruto tosses the boy in the middle of the group, only hearing his screams of pain, "Yosh…that will make the boy grow some hair on his chest…" The blonde man nodded to himself as he did his daily good deed for the day.
The two women watched as the boy tried to crawl away until someone he was drag into the hell scene! "…Sure…sure you did Uzumaki-San." They said in unison as the man went to the cashier and paid for the food.
"That will be ¥5540."
"Wait…" Naruto said before pulling a bundle of coupons and a small plastic cards, "I got the favors that your company owes me, and my papers for the membership…" he said as the cashier had a blank look…
Favors = Coupons
Papers = Reward Points
…OOH~!
"Certainly." The cashier said, before scanning the coupons and papers. "Alright, your total is now ¥2730."
"Heh looks like I'm stealing from an easy mark again~" The blonde chuckled as the cashier sweatdropped. Seriously… everytime with this guy either makes the man cringe hard or get easily frightened. "Come again… please don't." He added comically as the blonde walked away from the store.
The adult looked around and chuckled, he was finally getting used to living this life. It was a bit boring but he made it fun by keeping his old way of life into his new one.
The Nine-Tail Kitsune Lord, the strongest and undying Yakuza member of the Konoha Alliance. Now…finally retired as he recently got married to a lovely woman, he cracks his neck as he remembers the members of his clan replay to his head.
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Back in the day, I was the fearsome Yakuza member to walk the streets of Tokyo. I was a teen back then. No parents to take care of me and no friends to hang out with. It was just me against the world. Everyday was a living hell and I had to do anything and everything in order to survive. The world isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
But then I found a reason to leave it all behind, I told the bosses about my choice and…they weren't happy.
A younger Naruto, by at least two years, sat in saiza as he bowed his head to speak, "I…willingly will cut my pinkie if it means paying my debt to you all." He promised lowering his head in hopes that they will be okay with that meager deal.
"Are you kidding? We took you off the streets when you parents died and you expect a pinky-" A ugly man, rather obese said that as he shut up as a older man in his 70's stood up.
"Are you sure, to leave the Konoha Alliance Naruto-kun?" The man said huffing on his pipe as the blonde nodded solemnly. "For what reason?"
The blonde spoke softly, "I wish…to marry a woman who nursed me to health after the botched takeover of Ijincho…I don't want my old life to affect her. So that must be why I need to do this." He said bowing his head to the floor and speaking from the heart. "She deserves someone who's not going to eventually wind up dead or get her involved with the bad things in this life. So please let me walk away and be with her."
The old man once again smoked his pipe and spoke, "Naruto will not be with us anymore, he will be given a chance to leave. Anyone who objects speak up." He sighed out a smoke full of relaxation and heard no one dare speak. "Then it's decided, Naruto-kun we cannot let you leave when the Alliance is on a tipping point with the other four major alliances around Tokyo and Kyoto, so try to finish this up this year and we'll pay for your depetaure."
The blonde closed his eyes at the kindness of the old man, the man who took him in and even tried his best not to make him a part of the Yakuza lifestyle, "Sir…Sarutobi-San…thank you!"
The man merely chuckled, "Thank me when you let me see your kid." The old man slightly smiled as the blonde look up ignoring the hateful looks of the older members but nodded to those who were around his age or close to it with respect when they gave him smiles.
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The blonde spent the two years making sure to wrap up any leftover Yakuza duties, as well as training the new guys to take up his work when he left. It was a hard transition given he was the former right hand of Sarutobi, the Wise Monkey, who survived numerous police bust and sting operations.
Naruto sighed as technically today was his last day, as he had to pretend to be in the clan for another year-ish to keep the other Alliance members from attacking him until the official announcement and payoff to go down tonight.
He was finally going to leave with a bang~! Tonight is going to be a big ass party for the clan to say his official status as retire, "Man, to think I wouldn't have this happen if I didn't almost die near where she lived." The blonde adult mumbled softly as he remembered accepting his fate with dozens of open and bleeding cuts as a woman approached him and eventually earned his love.
"Shit…" Naruto mumbled as he rubbed his eyes…glaring at the cloudless sky, "Damn rain almost got my eyes." He pathetically lied as he walked home and picked the other things on his wife's list.
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Naruto smiled as the large house he entered was shining, everything was sparkling and dust free. There he saw the Roomba, oddly on its side, pale as a ghost as it was exhausted from its job.
"Well, whaddya know? You actually did your goddamn job. Not bad for a rookie." Giving it a thumbs up made the machine get on its wheels and slowly dragged itself to its charging station. "Hmm," the blonde Yakuza member clicked his tongue at the sight of the clock barely moving since he left. "Damn, she told me the party for her friends was going to be a long one, we might as well make something to practice…" taking out a blade hidden in a wooden sheath he spoke meachingly, "How about a meal?"
Soon he took out a fish as it lay on its side while Naruto stroked its scales, "Don't worry… you'll be put to good use. Afterall," he stared at the fish with an evil glint in his eye. "Even a crappy thing like yourself has good organs to use…" he mumbled as he cut open the first. "First you gotta cut it open, carefully scoop out the organs!" Soon he also started to slide the knife to the opposite of the scales, "Cut it's defense until it's all gone, atatatatatatatatatatatatata!" He cried out until all the scales were flying off from the fish leaving it defenseless.
The blonde soon washed some rice and placed it into a rice cooker, "Get some nice rice cooking!" Then move back to the fish cutting off the tail, "Remove the legs, no sense in giving cement shoes." He chuckled before holding in place as a blade easily glided across the fish. "Heh, like so, and-!" Soon the blonde sided as he saw beautiful pink filets of fish meat on the cutting board.
He gave a serious look, almost as if a live grenade were in his sights, "Gulp…alright easy Uzumaki. Thin…slices of sashimi…" he said, his blade coming at the meat at an angle as he slowly and precisely cut thin, almost professional, slices of sashimi.
"There we go… nice and slow… get it in there… don't be too rough." He fooled out now finished rice and mumbled to himself as he made the next step.
An hour passed by as he made it, nice sushi with salmon sashimi on top of the rice. "Perfect now…" the blonde took out a small smartphone and took pictures of many angels as he took the time to figure out which was the best and send it to his social media accounts to see if people like the detail he used. "Well I got nothing else to do-"
Ding-dong!
"I'm home…" a woman's voice came from the front door as the blonde ears perked up and smiled at the voice.
The blonde placed the sushi in the fridge as he walked to see a woman in an office skirt and suit top taking off her high heels, "Damn Omoi for making me late for my own party. He needs to-" the woman looked up and smiled as she placed her shoes in a cupboard for the house's shoes.
Naruto smiled…and it wasn't his usual Yakuza smirk or malicious smile, it seemed to be gone, it was a warm and loving smile you see on any other husband. "Welcome back Samui-chan." He said as he saw the woman stand up straight when she got up from the floor.
She was dead drop gorgeous, her serious stoic face made her seem like a serious supermodel ready to have her perfect picture taken. She was a tall, fair-skinned woman with a curvaceous figure who generally wears a stoic, aloof expression on her face, but with Naruto around, all that stoicness was replaced with a warm kindness. She had blue eyes and straight, shoulder-length blonde hair cut in an asymmetrical bob style, wearing a business suit that any office lady would wear.
"Oh? You're cooking this time around?" Samui smiled softly, her stoic looks melting in a kind vestige. "Sorry but I already ate with the girls so not much room left." As the blonde wife said this the blonde husband waved it off with a smile showing her a small tray of sushi.
"It's fine. This is moreso for me to test my knife skills. Don't wanna get too rusty."
"Taking pictures of your food again, you foodie?" Samui smiled wryly, "You really got into social media since living here." She mused as she saw him smiling before looking at her phone…and glared into the comments.
'Numbah One Husband-o!'
'Wish you were single'
'If I show you my sushi, can you make some for me?'
The blonde woman had hollow looking eyes, most likely the female equivalent of a Yakuza female boss. "Where are they?" She muttered, cracking her knuckles ominously.
"Hey easy now." Naruto placated his wife, as he thought she was merely annoyed with her friends from work. "Before I go do my thing, you want me to get the bath ready, some nice lemonade and sweets?"
Samui frown turn into a cute pout as she nodded, "Please…" she cutely asked as she saw Naruto wink at her and went to the bath, she leaned her chair over and spoke out, "Use the bath bombs, the cameras or strawberry, I want to use the raspberry vanllia for… us." She blushed knowing that scent makes them ready for a long night,
"Not a problem." Naruto chuckled. "What scent for the bath bombs?"
"I'll leave it to you." Samui waved off Naruto as he mumbled to himself on which one would be best.
"Aha, here we go." He said, picking up a box. "Is Lavender okay with you?" He asked, knowing its a good one to relax the mind as he did what she said, getting the water the perfect temperature and scent.
"Yes dear!" She said, as the woman smiled as she took one of the sushi and enjoyed it… ahh~ how could a former Yakuza make such good food? Then again wasn't there a Yakuza who made a famous cabaret club from the news she heard as a kid?
"Alrighty." The woman took a moment to think earlier after she was finished with work.
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"So Samui-kun here's your official documents for your marriage status, your husband is on your health plan, etc etc." An aging fat salaryman said holding a golf club, "Don't forget that his life insurance is under your name as well."
Samui nodded as she already knew the spiel, "Yes si… r?" She said as the man pulled up the red dot box.
"I know you youngins have those E-List or whatever, but I got you this." He pushed the box to her as the woman gave a soft smile. "Its just a blender in case you need to make a milkshake for a quick breakfast."
The woman bowed her head and went to her station where she saw two other females working on their laptops. "Hey girls." The blonde stoic looking woman declared as a dark skin woman with red hair smiled.
"Hey Mui-Chan." She said briefly, stopping her typing to see the blonde woman blushed softly. "So you and Naruto finally got hitched, I'm a bit jealous." The dusky skin woman said softly sighing a bit longing,
"Aren't you going out with Omoi from tech support, Karui?" Samui pondered. "He seems pretty nice."
"Ugh no," The woman cringed at the thought, "I have known him since we were kids, it's like dating my own brother. And his worried ass is always a turn off, I wish I had a sexy blonde muscular husband like yours…" Karui whispered softly as the woman on Samui's left giggled.
"Man, you girls almost make me wish I was still young to care for such things." She had dark skin, a little lighter than the darker one, with silver girl color hair. "But I'm glad for your nuptials Samui." Who looked down at her chest.
"Are they showing?" The blonde woman asked who got a comical soft chop to the head by Karui.
"Not your nips, your nuptials… marriage." The Dark colored woman murmured as the blonde woman 'oooh'.
"Right." Samui sweat dropped with a wry smile. "Well, thank you all the same."
"So~ where's the honeymoon at?" Karui asked.
The silver haired woman was about to chew out the noisy redhead, that is until Samui, "Spoke in our bedroom for the next week."
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"…Told ya." Karui said after breaking her stun spell to her other female coworker, "She's a freak, I remember she watched that hentai in the locker room."
"Karui~!" Samui said with a red face frown, "You're not supposed to say that. Not cool!"
"Heh, there's the old 'Cool' girl, you used to never go full sentence without saying that." Kauri stuck her tongue out playfully.
"…Says the girl who kicked my husband's ass back in Highschool, because she thought he groped her on purpose." The blonde woman mentioned as Karui comically froze as the other woman looked at her. "Oh that's right Mabui, she kicked his ass and due to Naruto not hitting women unless they messed with his family, she basically was known as the demon of the school."
Karui leaped to Samui's shoulders hugging her tightly, "Stop it please~! I just got over the trauma of what I did!"
Samui smirked victoriously, "I'm craving something for-"
"Ok, ok! I'll buy anything, so just stop." The red haired accountant begged as Samui did so. As they continued their work day and soon cut it short, as they were able to get their bosses approval.
"Alright, I'll be heading out. Thanks for the hard work!" Samui smiled at her co-workers.
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Soon the three women clicked their large beer mugs as they drank loudly, and soon Samui finished first, "Sigh, last time I will ever do this." She muttered slightly red from the sudden intake of booze. Entering their all you can eat barbecue restaurant, both to treat Samui for her recent marriage and for relaxation.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~! Damn, I needed this!" Karui laughed, after slamming her beer mug down. "Man, work was a pain in the ass!"
Mabui casually took another piece of fried chicken as she spoke, "You were in the wrong for pissing off Samui-Chan."
"Oh shaddap, I'm just messin' around. We're all still friends here, right?" Karui asked Samui.
"Yes… after some extra onigiri." She said as Karui nodded and asked for some. "Serious Samui, why a paper marriage? I thought you were all out for big fancy marriages?"
The woman sighed, "Cause too much money, I just made enough to buy a house I always wanted. A marriage only lasts for a few hours and I don't have much family save for my brother who's in the JSDF. He won't have time to attend my wedding, so it's a no brainer."
Karui sighed as she also felt that painful truth, "Honestly now I feel the same about marriage."
"I guess I could understand that, but at the same time, it's something that you should celebrate with people you love and care about." Mabui acknowledged as they all ate the food coming to their table. "Still of all people a Yakuza?"
"Former Yakuza." Samui reminded her coworker who nodded her insistence. "And yes." She started to cook some of the meat they were given. "He's not really a bad guy, even from his official Yazkua days he wasn't a killer. He just protected his allies and was there to intimidate others."
Mabui didn't say anything as she only smiled sweetly on how her kouhai did her best to make her husband sound as normal as possible and defend him. The Samui she knew when they were schoolmates was less talkative compared to now, the blonde girl used to be from another country.
But due to her icy looks and stoic demeanor it made others idolize her or fear her, it was a sad time for the girl who opted out to barely speak and even then she limited herself to a few words. Causing the idolizing to get bigger and the other who didn't find her scary…well scarier…
Samui sighed as she ate a particular juicy steak into her mouth, the silver haired woman gave a chuckle as there was one way to instantly get her talking-
"Oh Samui, did you catch that new isekai?" Karui asked as Samui had a comical shiny glint in her eye as Mabui soon asked for another round of meat knowing Samui wouldn't do so.
The blonde girl spoke in a incredible fast speed, "I saw and had major notes, while I didn't enjoy it was make sent to female powered world, it still showed a good amount of ecchi moments and even a sex scene."
Mabui giggled lightly as she remembered Samui is a big otaku. The girl being ostracized for years became a bookworm which evolved into light novels and manga.
"Well, glad you still got a kick out of it." Karui chuckled. "So you already got predictions of how the next episode will go?"
"A lot but I'm keeping it under control, and just enjoying it. Only for mystery and big anime." The blonde woman started with a soft smile.
"Good. I don't want ya spoiling it for me, either." Karui grinned widely as they continued to eat as Samui sighed happily from the food she had eaten. But the red haired girl, red due to the amount of beer she had, spoke one thing that made them blush… "How good is he in bed?
*PFFFFFFT!*
Samui did a spit take when Karui asked the big one. "Where did that come from?"
"C'mon, give us the deets!" Karui groaned. "With a man like that, he'd at least have to be good between the sheets!"
"W-Well…" Samui fidgeted in her seat.
"Hey, it's all good. We're all friends here, ri~ght?"
Mabui didn't say anything but took a swig of her drink…without actually drinking to make it seem she wasn't interested, when she totally was.
"…this big," she said, using her hands to space them apart to show the length she was talking about.
"Holy shit, really?" Karui asked, with wide eyes.
"Y-Yeah…"
The red haired girl bellowed with laughter, "Daaaaaaamn, gurl. You're lucky!" Mabui nodded a small blush on her face as well as the idea of Samui having that to herself… or in herself.
"I'm more drunk than I thought and almost laugh at that." The silver haired beauty mumbled as the rest of the time was more or less kind of what they went with.
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FLASH BACK END
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"Samui? The bath's ready for you!" Naruto called out, causing her to snap out of her thoughts.
The woman smiled as she spoke in a slightly loud voice, "Thank you, I'll get in just set the bath heater to the temperature and I'll jump in," she asked to get some wine from Naruto's, do-it-yourself wine shelf nearby.
Soon she saw Naruto wearing a more fancy suit that has a silver flame on the sleeves, "Hmph," she chuckled at the nice look.
"How do I look?" Naruto asked, turning around once.
She moved up and used a finger to trace his neck to his chin, "I think you're very handsome…"
"Think or you know?" Naruto smirked at her.
Samui playfully slapped his chest. "You know what I mean. Now get going. You're going to be late for your party." She then leaned up and gave him a peck on the lips. "And…" she looked comically conflicted and finally spoke, "And…make sure your drink is in your sight…and don't sit next to any of the women."
"Don't worry, I'll make sure." Naruto said, before kissing her back. "Because you're the only woman I need."
"Oh Naruto," Samui blushed in embarrassment. 'But that doesn't mean women will play fair…' she inwardly pouted but watched her husband leave as she went to the bathroom and enjoyed the sight. Their large bathroom, that supposedly was made into a bigger one thanks to his friends at a local Yakuza construction company.
The bathtub was filled with bubbles that you can smell an alluring cherry scent with also candles giving a soft hint of chocolate. The dimmer switch was set to almost a third of its brightness…it was a perfect scene for an ecchi or love making scene.
She immediately took off her clothes, placing them in the laundry basket. Before she went in, Samui looked at a full-length mirror and smiled softly. She had an hourglass figure that most women in her office were envious of, full and (as Karui used to grope when they were students) wonderfully shaped, and a large but curvy rear-end that matched her top-heavy side. All in all she was a blonde bombshell of a woman.
She then allowed herself to dip in the warm water… "Haaaaaaaaaaa… I needed this…" she sighed to herself in content, her whole body relaxing and feeling all the fatigue washing away. It almost made her feel like she wanted to sleep in the bath. "Oooh…" She practically moaned into the water as it felt every sore, pain, and discomfort was melting away.
"I hope he comes home soon…" She said to herself, slowly rubbing her body in the water. "Cause I really… want… ahh…" She gasped when she realized she was touching herself. "Damn, just one night of no sex from him and I feel like I've been on a dry spell for a month!"
Samui felt her whole body was extra sensitive due to the scent that made her relax and the perfect water temperature that made her limp.
"Dammit… I should be waiting for him… but…" Samui bit the corner of her lips as she felt her fingers slowly inserting itself inside of her. "Ahhh… I need to cum…"
The blonde woman shuddered as she imagined her lover in the tub and began to insert another finger into her tight snatch.
"Ahhh… Naru… to…" She whimpered as she pumped herself with her fingers while fondling one of her breasts with her free hand. "Ahhh… yes… right there…"
She needed to release her pent up list and she had the time… "Oooooh!" She cried out soon gushing into the bath water and sighed, knowing that her husband's perfectly run bath was going to be redone. "…After one more…"
Soon the echoes of her moans were loudly helping achieve another orgasm while her husband enjoyed his own time with his friends.
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LINE BREAK
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"HEY! I'M HERE!" Naruto shouted, as he saw a bunch of rough looking men and women having a blast. "You asshats started the party without me? Damn I thought you all liked me!"
"Hey! There he is! The man of the hour!" A man with black hair that fell to his neck with long red triangle marks on each side of his cheek and a goatee grinned widely. "About time ya got here, right Akamaru?"
"WOOF! WOOF!"
"C'mon Naruto! I'm gonna eat all the meat here if ya don't get your ass over!" A heavyset man with long brown hair, also with a goatee with swirls on each cheek motioned over to the blonde, as he was cooking yakiniku off the grill as well as the veggies.
"Yo Kiba." Naruto said as he sat next to the man, "Didn't you know Hana-san let you party considering you botched the last hit recently." He joked as Kiba paled with a weak laugh at the reminder and had to scoop up the family's dog droppings for that.
"Man, that's cold of ya. Geez, even after you're married, you still find a way to jab." Chouji snarked.
"Pfft, you know me and Ki have been friends since elementary. Same with you and…wait, where's Shika?" Naruto asked as Choji chugged a beer quickly.
"Ahh you know him, he was saddled with the paperwork so we can head here. He wants to at least give you this." The man said, giving Naruto a small envelope, "Hot springs tickets to… I wanna say Hokkaido?"
"Oh sweet. Tell him I said thanks." Naruto grinned, pocketing the envelope. "..." he had his hand out as Choji gave him another one, "Thanks ehehe."
"Jeez, I'm not petty enough not to get you one too Naruto." The plump man chuckled as he smiled, "Its a ticket to enjoy a food trip around Osaka. Please enjoy it,"
"By the way, where are Lee and Neji?"
"Tenten…" Kiba and Chouji deadpanned in stereo.
"The hell they do this time?"
Kiba chuckled, "So you know that Suna trio? Apparently Lee wanted a rematch with the son of the Yakuza leader and even though they agreed on no death match…the others spread rumors it was an all or nothing clan territory fight. So they are forced to help some of Suna's rookie jobs as Sarutobi-sama wanted to apologize for our overzealous recruit." The dog lover said Rock Lee might be a few years older than them, but he was a recent member working with both of the two older and hard working members of the Yakuza clan to help him adjust.
"Goddammit Bushy Brow…" Naruto facepalmed, with a groan. Leave it to Lee to overcomplicate things.
"Can't believe you forgot about me…" Another one spoke out. He was wearing a large hoodie, with sunglasses and his mouth was covered by his shirt.
"Oh, hey Shino. Didn't see you there."
The man took a sake that Naruto was about to take, "You don't drink," he said as the other males all took other nearby alcoholic drinks away. He then spoke in a low tone, "Especially when you get hand-sy with the girls while hammered…"
"Aww, what?" Naruto whined complaining about not even having a single sip while totally missing what Shino said. "Wait…who's doing the autopsies for the clan if you're here?" He questioned as the blonde could feel the 'seriously' stare from behind the shades. "What? Something I said?"
"Nothing but I keep forgetting you don't actually remember that we have other people we also have for this." He reminded him, as he passed Naruto a plate of raw meat, "Your favorite, prime steak, sizzle it up man."
"Aw hell yeah! Next best thing to ramen!" Naruto grinned widely as she set them on the grill.
"Yo, Naruto." A new voice called out. Naruto looked to see a young man with medium-length brown hair with a fringe that fanned out front and had blue eyes. He wore a light gray t-shirt with an elbow lengthened, short-sleeved dark gray dress shirt that is unbuttoned. He also wears a pair of denim jeans that are dark blue and a pair of black sneakers with ankle-length white socks underneath. "Looks like I made it just in time."
"...Who are you again?" Naruto said as the man facefaulted on the ground.
"Dude, it's me, Kuromu! Your right-hand man?!" He said. "The guy that always bails your ass out of trouble, whenever you do something to piss off the other gangs?!"
"...N-Nah man, I don't remember." He said as a comical arrow pierced the man's soul, causing him to drop to his knees.
"No way…" Kuromu muttered with a twitching eye and a hanging jaw, feeling numb and his soul leaving. "Damn… this really sucks… I really am just a nobody in this gang."
"Just pay your dues kid, and just FYI, you're not really his right hand. That's more of the grandson's position." Kiba chuckled as he realized something, "Wait, is Kono-kun coming here?"
Shino poured some sake into Kuro's cup, "No, he's still underage and the leader wouldn't want to make his grandson drink due to morality sake."
"..." Kuromu said nothing, numbly drinking his sake and holding out his cup for Shino to pour more. This went on for ten more rounds, in quick succession before his face was red.
"He okay?"
"I'm just a nobody…" Kuromu muttered to himself. "And I went through all that for nothing…"
"...Damn he's out of it." Choji said as he dropped some ice on the man's back…and got no reaction. "Yeah…he's dead~"
"I think I should just go home…" Kuromu said, as he stood up.
"Oi~!" A man wearing a medical eyepatch and scarf over his face patted the young man's shoulder. "You know the drill, if you leave early…" A sharp glint came into his only eye, "You have to pay at least 50% of the tab~" He warned as the young man paled at the sight of even more members walking into the restaurant.
Kuromu said nothing and sat back down, staying still as he just took the whole cup of sake and downed it.
"Kakashi-sensei~!" Naruto hugged as the man 'eye-smiled' at the younger blonde, "I thought you retired?"
"I did. I just wanted to see my student off, leaving the proverbial nest." Kakashi said. "Oh, here. My gift to you." He said, before pulling out three small books. "It's time for you to become a man with these three volumes of the 'Make-Out' series!"
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"Thanks…" Naruto said with a hollow smile, as Kakashi patted his back and thoroughly explained the reasons why these books were so rare and extra parts that were hard to find. Although his godfather already gave him that and the manga versions that only 10 were made…Samui enjoys using them for roleplaying. "Sigh this is kinda bittersweet, I was hoping teme showed up too."
"He can't you know he's working with the police so we can have a Yakuza able to give us intel to prevent the cops from raiding us." Choji said as an image of a dark spiky haired man was in their minds. "But he wishes you a good bye, and knowing how he doesn't like to talk to people, that's enough for a good gesture."
"Yeah I guess so." Naruto sighed. Sasuke may be a jerk, but he was a jerk with a heart of gold. "Heh, can't believe he's married, of all people."
"Says the nine tail demon." A female voice said as the males turned to see a cheekily smiling young high-schooler, "Damn, of all the times to talk about that ass, it had to be the guy in the whole family that could stand him and who's about to leave."
"Hanabi?" Naruto whispered as the girl sat next to him, comically pushing Kuromu and Kiba away.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Kiba snapped as Kuromu still remained numb and silent.
"Oh can it, big mutt!" Hanabi stuck her tongue out, pulling her eyelid down. "Leave me to my future husband~" She said as the guys looked disturbed at the declaration.
"You realize he's already married right…?" Kuromu mumbled. "That's why we're having this party in the first place…"
"So what? I'll steal him, like how I steal deals from other easy marks~" Hanabi clenches her fist in passion…and oddly Naruto didn't realize what she said as he pulled out his cook steaks.
"Sure, whatever you say…" Kuromu muttered.
"SOO~! Naru~!" Hanabi purred as she rubbed her side to Naruto's. "Don't tell me you're not going to miss me when you leave?"
"Huh?" Naruto looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "What do you mean? I'll still see you around. Not like I'm really going away."
Soon the girl wrapped her arms around his neck, "Yeah~ but it's gonna be rea~lly lonely without you around."
"I guess," Naruto said, nodding to himself, as he was the only one who liked playing games with the younger guys, but more preoccupied with this nice Grade-A steak. "But since we're adding more women you can have more girlfriends right?"
Hanabi hesitated. Never before, Naruto was unaffected by her seduction like this, the cute devil of a Highschooler felt her pride vanishing before gritting her teeth to re-double her efforts, "Ne? What do you think of a menage a trois?"
"Uhhhh…" Was the smartest thing that Naruto could say off the top of his head, "I dunno, maybe we can do more than three?"
…
"E-Eh?" Hanabi stuttered as the males all watched while Kakashi provided popcorn, "I mean…" she started pushing her index fingers together as she felt for once on the side of being embarrassed. "I'm not…uninterested, but…I want to share you myself,"
"Then let Samui watch at least…" Naruto mumbled as he grabbed the rare piece of meat and enjoyed the fat and flavor of the morsel.
Hanabi scratches the back of head, "Yeah that's an option…EHHHH!? I mean if she's…wait she's a cuck…no I…"
Thud…!
"Poor, poor girl never knew what hit her." Kakashi chuckled at Naruto's love for free food. Soon other women started to pour Naruto drinks and tried to earn one last fun time with him. "This is going to be a long night."
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"…I'm going to miss you guys," Naruto mumbled as he finished the last sake cup, as he saw nearly everyone pass out, "Thanks…"
"Naruto…"
The blonde turned to see the aging leader of the Yakuza clan speak, "Never forget this is your home. Even though you will no longer be an official member, we can at least always be there if we can."
"Heh, thanks for that, Ji-ji." Naruto smiled weakly.
"Officially you are no longer under the clan's eyes, we paid them all. The police will look the other way for the usual Yakuza suspects, but as far as you're concerned, no one will bother you."
"Right…" Naruto said as he knew he was now free, "Uhh, thank you," he started bowing kindly and respectfully, "You took a dumbass kid and let him stay with you all. And now I can be with the woman I love now. I hope my underlings, especially Kuromu and Konohamaru, will take my spot and fill the power one day. Good bye Sarutobi-San!"
The aging man sighed as he felt a bit saddened to see one of his children go to the real world than the small dark underworld, "Hmph, well at least you can hold your head high Naruto-kun," The Yakuza leader softly announced to no one. "Not many can walk away when reaching the top to be with a loved one. Live well…" he chuckled knowing it will be an interesting meeting when they see each other again.
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At last, Naruto was finally home.
He didn't bother to check his watch during the whole time that he was at the party. All he knew was that he was gonna come home late.
Reaching into his pocket, he dangled out his house keys and unlocked the door, before letting himself in and locking the door after closing it.
"Oh." Naruto saw a small trail of rose petals from where he entered to where both his and Samui room would be. "She's still up?" He couldn't help but ask himself as he walked towards the bedroom. When he came in, his jaw almost dropped at the sight of his newlywed wife, wearing what he thought was the sexiest lingerie she had ever worn.
The lingerie set was made out of leather as the bra was a halter top, with the bra cups covering her breasts with fishnets that one could barely see her nipples. There were strips of leather down the middle that intersect and cross each other, which actually connect to the leather panties, and there was a metal zipper for Naruto to open up if he wants to expose her womanhood. Posing on their bed with her body laid out and had a sexy smirk on her face.
"Mmh," Naruto groaned as his pants became uncomfortable all of a sudden.
"Welcome home, dear." Samui smiled slyly. "Enjoyed your party?"
"Uh… yeah, I did." Naruto gulped hard. 'Damn, why is Samui so hot wearing that?!' He thought to himself. "Where… did you get that exactly?"
"My sister," she reminded Naruto of her older sister who he blushed at the idea of both of the women wearing that. "And…since we're now both officially married and both work places are now done…we should consummate our nuptials." She teasingly suggested, to her husband.
"You really want to be spoiled, don't you." Naruto smirked, walking towards her. Moving down and caressing her cheek softly as he leaned downward at her, "My sweet winter queen?"
"Gosh, you still call me that?" Samui blushed shyly.
"You don't seem to have a problem with that." Naruto smirked, before kissing her on the lips with soft passion, letting her moan into the kiss. He enjoys it, he enjoys her and only her…even when sleeping with many women when as a Highschool or a member of the Yakuza. She was something else, a woman who made him feel relax and enjoy their time together than just for sex or small dates.
As he continued to kiss his wife, one of his hands groped her breast gently, fondling it before slowly going underneath the bra cup to touch it directly.
"Ahhh… Naruto…" Samui gasped softly, arching her back slightly.
"Does this feel good?" Naruto asked.
"Yes… keep touching me…" she beckoned softly as she saw his hardon through his pants tent. She moved to one hand and cupped it sensually, "Aww, my poor sweetie…" she said before gasping in delight as she felt his hand left her beast and trailed downward to her mound, feeling her small and well maintained hair on her maiden hood being fondled. Naruto then unzipped the zipper that hid her pussy and Samui moaned openly when she felt a single digit enter her warm cavern. "Mmmm…"
"As always, tight and warm…" Naruto chuckled huskily.
"Can I… get your cock out?" Samui asked, almost pleadingly. "I want… to stroke it."
Naruto used his free hand to easily unzip his pants allowing it to fall on the ground, somewhat happy he chose to go commando as his eight inch shaft was staring at Samui's face who blushed in pleasure and wanting. The reaction was always something of a brutal weapon than a normal flesh stick, it was thick…rugged… and the upwards curve of his tip always made her scream in pleasure when hitting her G-spot.
"Ahhhh… I love your dick…" Samui moaned, using one hand to grab it and started jacking him off.
"Ergh… Samui…" Naruto grunted softly, the soft feeling of her fingers made him shiver in delight.
"Please Naruto… touch me too…" Samui pants slowly. The blonde male nodded as he inserted another finger in her pussy. Before long, the two of them started jerking each other off in earnest. "Do…you like it when I dress up slutty for you?" She questioned hotly as Naruto moaned out a 'yes' as he curled, stretched, and spread his fingers inside of her. "How does it feel?"
"Your hand… feels good…" Naruto grunted. "Damn, it feels good… keep going…"
The woman sighed as the woman stopped her hand movements and spoke, "Let me taste it~, put it in my mouth…" she lewdly opened her mouth as she even stuck out her tongue that dripped out a small strain of warm inviting saliva.
Naruto then adjusted himself as he sat on her waist and inserted his cock between boobs and started thrusting back and forth, all while Samui was sucking on the tip and an inch of his cock with her mouth.
"Mmmm… mmmmmm… mmmmmmmm…"
"Samui…" Naruto gasped as he thrusted slightly faster. "Shit, it feels too good…"
The woman merely gave him a lewdful smile as she winked at him to make him more excited, 'You'll always be in shock at my skills, I watch so much hentai I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep you always wanting more~' she pulled her head back and suckle on the helmet of the cock as hard as she could practically feeling Naruto whole body tense.
"Ah! Samui?!" Naruto looked down at her in surprise.
"What's the matter~? Aren't you enjoying yourself~?"
"Y-Yeah, just… caught off guard…" Naruto got out, but didn't like being the one led around, soon he leaned back and proceeded to re-finger his wife's tight cunt, he enjoyed the woman's eyes rolling when he started to rub that perfect spot for her to cum hard.
"Ahhhh, god Naruto~!" Samui moaned out.
"Think of that as payback." Naruto smirked down at her, soon vigorously fingering her wet hole as it practically spewed out her love nectar.
"Ahhhhhh~ ahhhhhh! Naruto~! Ahhhhhhh!" Samui moaned out, soon lifting her legs up as she bit her lower lip and shouted, "I'm cumming~!" She squealed as her nectar shot out like a hose spray, soaking the sheets.
"Beautiful…" Naruto at the sight of his wife's expression, as she was trying to come down from her orgasmic high.
"Naruto…" Samui panted heavily, looking flustered, and with a look of want and need in her eyes. "Please… I can't hold back anymore…"
The former Yakuza nodded kindly, moving to the bed and getting on it he said, "Missionary or doggy?" He asked as the woman blushed cutely.
"M-Missionary…"
A kind chaste kiss on her lips, the blonde soon positioned himself above his wife, and lined up his hardening shaft near her moist and warm honeypot. With a nod from his wife, Naruto slowly inserted his cock inside of her pussy. "Ahh…" She gasped sharply, arching her back. "Oh god… so big…" She gasped again, before she felt his entire length inside of her. "Ahhhh… it's in…"
"Still not used to it?" Naruto winced, as he saw the woman's face slightly contorted with pain.
"It's okay…" Samui shook her head with a serene smile. "I know you make me happy with that cock of yours. Now pump me… please…" she said with a sultry smile as she moaned erotically when Naruto rolled his hips into her groin, grinding and reaching deeper than before.
The two married couple held each other tightly as the husband lewdly made out with his lover, as he started thrusting in and out of his wife. A couple minutes later, he broke the kiss as he focused on pumping her with his cock.
"Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh! Naruto… oh god yes… Naruto… Narutoooo~!" Samui moaned. "Don't stop… please, I'm begging you, don't stop!"
"Me too…I don't want this to end!" He grunted as he pulled his wife into his arms and sat up and he grabbed her asscheeks into his hands and while also spreading them, he drilled his dick into her warm vagina.
"Ohhhhhhh yes~!" Samui moaned, wrapping her arms around his form, scratching his back with her nails.
"Kiss me!" Naruto said as Samui once again locked her lips to her beloved husband as she used her hands to wrap around his neck, and tried to match his rhythm and earn greater pleasure of their lewd fucking.
"Almost…" Naruto gritted his teeth picking up his lover with her ass in his hands and stood up, *smack, smack, smack~*, now sacrificing his speed and short pushes, for now pleasurably strong and full strokes of his entire length!
"Do it! Cum inside me! I want it all!" Samui mewled out, almost fucked stupid by her lovers incredible sexual prowess! "I need it, I need to be filled like a naughty slut! Give it to me, please!"
"Well… since you asked so nicely," Naruto said, as he kept pumping and pumping. "You shall have it! Take it all, Samui!" He grunted loudly.
"Yes,yesyesyes! Harder baby! Oooh, your fuck me so hard," Samui whimpered in pleasure as she felt her lovers shaft pulsating, clearly indicting their fun was going to end with a bang!
"Samui!"
With that warning, if Samui can call it that, felt the blond crushing her rear side as he pushed every centimeter of his shaft into her wife's hot pussy practically milking his dick for all of its hot cum into her baby room. "Oh yeeeeeeeees! All of your thick hot cum's spurting inside of me~!" She moaned.
The two held each other as ways of afterglow of their blissful climaxes made Naruto fall back thankfully on their bed. Both catching their breath and clinging to each other, "Damn…" he said with a chuckle, "First time in a while since I felt winded from one shot."
"You were… you were amazing…" Samui panted heavily with a smile, slowly holding Naruto's cheek. "I'm so happy… we get… to be like this…"
Naruto kissed the top of her head as he felt his mind slowly drifting into sleep, "Me too…" he mumbled as he soon began to snore.
Soon Samui sighed as she finally was able to make her husband satisfied for once in their bed, "I…might need to bring in help. Can't wait for another party to make it easier to make him happy." She mumbled wondering a perverted idea of adding more girls, but shook her head at the idea of letting girls fuck her husband…
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"Great, I really am a pervert." Samui said with naughty smile on her face but soon enjoyed being next to her husband.
CHAPTER END
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OMAKE
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Naruto sighed as he came home early since he couldn't drink with the others after the meal, "Samui, I'm home. I couldn't drink so maybe we can have some wine." He said with a smile although frowned lightly at the silent response.
"Samui?" He called out. Again, no response. 'Okay…' He then went over to the living room and saw the Roomba. "You… where's Samui?" He growled.
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"Beee…Oorp…"
The red light told Naruto it wasn't, good thing or else he felt his wrath, "Dammit, ok." He had a reminder last time he made a bath for his wife. She practically sat there for hours, "I hope she doesn't do it this time, she looks like a prune last time haha."
He then rushed to the bathroom. "Samui?" He said, slowly opening the door. "Are you in- huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!" He gasped dramatically as he saw his own wife… floating in the bathtub… face-first!
*DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!*
"No! No! No!" Naruto quickly rushed to his wife screaming at the top of his lungs. "Please don't… huh?" He comically started as his face went from horror to confusion when he saw her face when fishing her out of the bath… it was a goofy smile.
"The hell?" Naruto got out with a flabbergasted look, patting Samui's cheek lightly. "Samui? Oi, Samui!"
"So… hard…" she whispered as Naruto leaned down to hear her words, "I…came so hard and almost drowned…"
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Thud!
Naruto unceremoniously dropped his wife as he smiled, "Good, I was worried." Second time this month, that's better than last month, which happened four times.
OMAKE END!
Azure King: And that's it for this chapter~! And again this is a spoof from the anime 'Way of the Househusband' but with more lemon-ey goodness, so please review which girl Naruto will bone as I hope it will be either Karui or Mabui…feeling for some dark skin lovin' lol.
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