The green energy from the teleporter dissipated as the party were teleported into a dark area.
"Ow crap!" Barret shouted,
"This better be the last time we teleport!"
"I certainly hope so too!" said Vincent.
"Did someone say 'Airplane' before we teleported?" asked Yuffie.
"No idea," replied Cloud,
"But where are we?"
They looked around and found themselves in a dark area with a black void stretching as far as the eye could see.
"Don't see Sephiroth or Ben…….wait, what's that over there."
They looked over and saw the sole source of light in the not too far distance.
"Wait a minute," said Cid,
"Could that be……Holy?"
The source of light itself emitted a light blue light from its core and was surrounded by a coating of red crystals.
"It is," said Cloud,
"Aerith's prayer and our only hope for saving the Planet."
"But look who's standing in front of it." said Tommy, as he gestured towards two figures who were standing in front of Holy.
In front of Holy was Sephiroth alongside a skeleton. Both of whom were looking up at Holy, seemingly unaware of Cloud and co's presence.
"Sephiroth!!" Cloud shouted, as he and the others approached.
Sephiroth chuckled upon hearing Cloud's voice.
"They're here," Sephiroth said, as he and the skeleton turned to face the group.
The group were now just a few feet away and were ready to fight.
"You've come to settle this I assume?" Sephiroth asked.
"That's right!" shouted Gordon, as he armed his chaingun,
"We're stopping you and Benrey from fucking up the Planet!"
Sephiroth once again chuckled.
"If you're so eager to stop Benrey, why don't you have a final chat with him first?"
"Huh?"
Everything flashed white and where the skeleton stood was now Benrey.
"Hey," Benrey said to Gordon.
"Uh, hey?" replied Gordon, uneasy that Benrey was here.
Benrey however was shaking his head disapprovingly at Gordon.
"I knew this was gonna happen!" He shouted.
"What?" asked Gordon,
"What do you mean you knew this was gonna happen?"
"I'm telling you! Look-" Benrey said,
"I like everything. I'm a great cool, I feel a good. But you make me angry!"
"Why?" Gordon asked, beginning to sound frustrated,
"Why because I don't have my fucking passport? Is that what this is all about?"
"No no no! Don't you remember?" asked Benrey,
"The first time we met, you walk in, I'm on my shift, and you walk in, and you got a dick slip in your HEV suit!"
"What?!" said Gordon, half laughing in disbelief.
"And I tried to stop you!" Benrey continued,
"I tried to tell you! I was going 'Hey! Yo dick out!' But you wouldn't listen!" He explained,
"And then you were talking to my friend Jefferem, you were talking to him and you were like 'Bah I don't have my passport! Bleugh! Mlugegh! And he was so upset, he has anger issues, and I was gonna protect you from him, I was gonna be nice to you! Remember that?"
"Yeah I do," replied Gordon,
"But you immediately contradicted yourself. I didn't say shit to you and you immediately started attacking me, and you just harassed me constantly."
"No, that's just my job!" Benrey replied.
"To do what?!" Gordon shouted,
"What the fuck is all of this!?"
"Hey look, if someone's dick is out on the job I gotta stop them!" replied Benrey.
"What are you talking about?"
"The slip in your HEV suit." Sephiroth chimed in,
"The one you forgot to zip up."
"My dick has not been out all day!" Gordon shouted back.
He then turned to face Cloud.
"Cloud!" said Gordon,
"Has my dick been out all this time and you and everyone else just hasn't said anything?"
Cloud vigorously shook his head, while having a weirded out expression.
"See!?" Gordon said, turning back to face Benrey,
"My dick hasn't been out!"
"No, I mean the first time we met!" Benrey replied.
"No I mean the- fuckin…..before the test?"
A few awkward moments of silence followed.
"What test?" Benrey asked, completely oblivious.
"Wha- what does this…." Gordon said, clearly at a loss for words,
"I don't understand."
"Listen, I had a whole thing planned!" Benrey continued on,
"Me and my friend we were so close to clocking out, and then you show up, dick out, ruining shit! And we were gonna go home and play on our PlayStation 3's! We both had PlayStation Plus for one month! And I got Heavenly Sword, new game out!" He continued,
"Heavenly Sword is not a rip off of God of War! It was gonna be the new Halo for Sony!"
"O-Okay." said Gordon, trying to follow along.
"May I chime in?" asked Sephiroth.
Benrey looked over at Sephiroth and nodded.
"We had also acquired a copy of MAG, another game that Sony had recently released." said Sephiroth,
"This game is in no way a carbon copy of Battlefield. It was meant to be the Call of Duty killer that Sony had spent years trying to make." He said,
"It was to have 256 players in one server, the largest player count ever recorded on consoles."
"Yeah that's right," said Benrey,
"We were all gonna be throwing frags and shit!"
"What.." Gordon said,
"What does this have to-"
"But you ruined that! You ruined that!" He shouted angrily at Gordon,
"And now I have to ask everyone at my job for a free month of PlayStation Plus because I couldn't go home and play with my friend." Benrey said,
"Do you know how sucks that is for me bro?"
Gordon put his hand and chaingun on his face, took a long sigh before looking at Benrey.
"No," He said,
"I don't."
"It's really annoying!" Benrey shouted,
"And now I have to look up YouTube Yownloader videos for Heavenly Sword because you ruined it, and because I couldn't go to the GameStop and get a copy from my friend Josh who's the cashier!"
"How do I factor into any of this?!" Gordon asked,
"What do you mean a dick-"
"You walked in with your dick out and ruined the whole night!" said Benrey.
"HOW DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKING ANYTHING?!" Gordon shouted, his patience reaching its breaking point.
"It has to do with everything Gordon!" Sephiroth chimed in again,
"Because you couldn't keep your dick in your HEV suit and you didn't die in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2 like you were supposed to, all of this had to happen!"
"Wha- bu- uhm- I am not in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2!" Gordon shouted,
"I'm not in that fucking movie!"
"Yes you are," replied Sephiroth,
"I read about it on Wikipedia."
"The free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit!" Coomer suddenly chimed in to say.
"Are you fucking serious!?" Gordon said,
"You're reading his entry!" He said, while pointing at Benrey,
"He fucking put that in there! He probably got Black Mesa IP banned from Wikipedia too!"
"Not like it matters!" said Bubby,
"We destroyed Wikipedia's servers!"
Gordon once again let out a long, frustrated sigh.
"Sephiroth," He said,
"You seriously can't be doing all of this just to play MAG, you're doing this to be a god or some shit. What the fuck do you have to gain from playing a game that's had its servers shut down for six years?"
"I have everything to gain!" Sephiroth replied,
"In the world me and Benrey are to create, MAG's servers will be rebooted! And I'll make Raven the most dominant PMC in the game!"
As he was talking, a large collection of skeletons started to appear before them.
"My friends are here," Benrey said,
"These are the friends I had when I had PlayStation Plus."
"Oh crap.." Gordon said, as he armed his chaingun.
"And when our new world is realized, Heavenly Sword is gonna be at the top of the video game industry and is gonna have multiple sequels and spinoffs! And MAG is gonna kill Call of Duty with S.E.V.R. being at the top!"
"Wait," said Sephiroth,
"I thought we had agreed to join Raven together."
"No, I wanna join S.E.V.R.!" Benrey said,
"Raven is super underpowered and never wins games!"
"That's because Zipper Interactive hasn't put out a patch to fix them yet."
"Yeah but S.E.V.R. always wins!"
"That's because they're to overpowered!"
As Benrey and Sephiroth were arguing over what PMC they were gonna join, Gordon was in complete disbelief as to what their plans were, along with Benrey's goals.
And he wasn't alone.
"Should we…" said Gordon, as he turned to face the group,
"Should we just attack them? Like I don't-"
"No let them finish!" said Tommy,
"We need to understand."
"And it would be quite rude to interrupt!" said Coomer.
"I still have no freaking idea what's going on…" said Barret.
"You and me both." Cid said.
"Are Benrey and Sephiroth really doing all of this just to play video games?" said Tifa, as rage began to build up inside of her,
"Is this why my father and all the people I cared about in Nibelheim had to die!?"
"Gordon," Red XIII said,
"What should we do now?"
"I don't…." said Gordon, deflated,
"I just want this to end…"
"Hey!" Benrey shouted, getting their attention,
"Listen! I didn't have a whole plan! I was supposed to be nice but you forced me to be bad! So now I gotta be bad! Friend!"
"How did I force you to……you know what? Forget it!" Gordon said, as he aimed his chaingun at Benrey,
"Both of your plans end here and now!"
"You seem to forget that Benrey isn't actually here," said Sephiroth, as he turned to face Benrey,
"Go, I will deal with them. After that we'll discuss which PMC we'll join later."
Benrey nodded, as everything flashed white again and where Benrey stood, a skeleton was now there.
"You have all interfered in our plans for long enough." He said, as the skeletons began to converge on him.
"Now, you will all die."
The skeletons completely covered Sephiroth into a huge ball, which then turned into a huge bright light, causing everyone to shield their eyes.
"Ah what the fuck is going on now?" Gordon shouted.
The light began to fritter away. And towering over them was a completely different monster.
A grotesque creature that had Sephiroth's head with horns, wings for arms, and a big yellow orb at its waist. Inside the orb was Sephiroth's passport. What looked like Benrey's head was also on top of Sephiroth's head.
"What the fuck is that?!" Bubby shouted, as he aimed his Tau Cannon at what they presumed was Sephiroth.
"Bizarro-Sephiroth," said Coomer,
"The first form."
"Well it's going to be his only one!" Cloud shouted, drawing his buster sword.
The rest of the party followed suit and drew their weapons.
"Attack!"
Sephiroth however didn't wait for them to attack and immediately brought one of his arms down onto the group, causing them all to scatter as it hit the ground.
"Shit!" Barret shouted,
"What should we do?"
"Fan out!" Cloud ordered,
"Stay in groups of three and don't bunch up!"
"Got it!" Vincent replied.
Gordon, Coomer, and Tifa were in one group while Cloud, Tommy, and Vincent were in another.
"We'll stay up front to deal with him!" Cloud shouted at the others,
"Stay back for now and offer support when needed!"
"Roger!" replied Cid.
Cloud and his group rushed in while Gordon and his group followed from behind. Cloud jumped and hit the orb with his sword, but the strength and integrity of the orb caused Cloud's sword to bounce off of it and send vibrations throughout his arms.
He tried to retain his grip on his sword as Sephiroth brought down one of his arms to swipe at him. Fortunately, Tifa was there in time to pull Cloud away while Coomer laid down fire with his machine gun.
"Be more careful Mr. Strife!" said Coomer.
Cloud didn't respond but instead turned his head to Tifa and nodded at her in a thankful manner, which Tifa returned.
"Cloud!" shouted Gordon, as he was firing his chaingun,
"I have a strategy for how we're gonna beat him!"
"I'm all ears!"
"Target his limbs and main body! It might be our only chance at stopping him!"
"Got it, you and Vincent focus on his arms. Coomer, Tifa! Target the head! I got the main body!"
"Roger that!" replied Gordon,
"Vincent! Take the left arm! I got the right!"
"You got it!" Vincent replied, as he fired his MP5 (that he had gotten from Coomer earlier) at Sephiroth's left arm.
Sephiroth responded by casting Thundra onto Vincent which was able to hit him.
"Vincent!" Gordon shouted, as he continued to lay down fire,
"You good?"
"I-I'm fine!" He replied groggily, as he cast Cura on himself, before continuing to shoot at the left arm.
A rocket whizzed past him and hit the arm dead center. Vincent turned around and saw Tommy holding out a rocket launcher and was in the process of loading in another rocket.
"Keep firing on it!" shouted Tommy,
"I'll stay back and cover you and Mr. Freeman!"
Vincent nodded in agreement as he continued to fire upon the left arm.
Sephiroth's left arm slowly began to grow limb, as Vincent and Tommy began to help Gordon with Sephiroth's right.
Sephiroth responded by trying to swipe at them but they were able to dodge. Tommy however got knocked off of his feet.
"Tommy!" shouted Gordon, as he went over to to help Tommy up.
"Don't worry about me!" said Tommy,
"Just take care of his arm!"
Gordon hesitantly nodded at Tommy as he continued to lay down fire on Sephiroth's right. A light barrier was cast around him as he did.
"Huh?" He said, as he looked around to see Cloud with his arm stretched out in Gordon's direction.
"We're even!" said Cloud.
Vincent launched a grenade from his MP5's grenade launcher and managed to hit the arm.
"I'll finish this off!" shouted Gordon.
He charged up his chaingun and unleashed Devil Gun mode onto the right arm. The strength of the bullets was enough the mangle the right arm and cause it go limb as well.
"Coomer, Tifa, now!" Cloud shouted.
Coomer and Tifa dashed forward, side by side towards Sephiroth.
"Tifa, I'll throw you at the head and follow along!" Coomer shouted,
"Just hop on my hands and I'll toss you!"
"Alright!" Tifa replied.
Tifa slightly jumped in the air as Coomer put both of his hands under her boot. He then shot them up, sending Tifa launching in the air. But, almost in slow motion, he grabbed Tifa's ankle and rode the momentum upwards with her.
They were both in front of Sephiroth's head and, simultaneously, delivered a devastating right hook to his head, causing him to slightly reel back.
"Cloud! Now's your ch-"
But what they didn't notice was Sephiroth feeling his head back and head butting them, sending them down to the ground hard.
"Ah!" Tifa shouted in pain.
"Tifa!" shouted Cloud, as he went to check on her.
As he was, Sephiroth began to emit a green aura that surrounded his whole body, after a few moments it disappeared.
"What did he just do?" asked Tommy.
"He just healed himself!" Gordon shouted,
"Fuck, and we just took care of his limbs to!"
"Gordon, I think I might have a suggestion for how we can deal with him!" said Coomer,
"It's highly risky and it could-"
"I got this!" Yuffie shouted, as she suddenly ran in.
A red and green aura formed around her as a giant blue sea dragon appeared. It unleashed a massive tidal wave in Sephiroth's direction. causing him to stutter backwards.
"I think that should do it!" shouted Yuffie.
"Good work Yuffie!" said Cloud,
"Now go back with the others!"
Yuffie nodded and ran back to the party that were acting as the reserves.
"Take him out Cloud!" shouted Gordon.
Cloud then dashed in as fast as he could and jumped towards Sephiroth's chest. A red aura formed around him as he slashed at the chest three times, forming an X shape.
Sephiroth opened his mouth in a way that made it look like he was screaming but no noise came out.
Then slowly, Sephiroth began to fall down, and the large grotesque form that he was in started to disintegrate before their eyes.
"Is that it?" asked Tifa,
"Did we…….did we finish him?"
What sounded like the cries of the Planet were heard, as everything around them slowly began to go dark, as the world around them began to vanish.
"That was only the beginning." They heard Sephiroth's voice say.
As there the world around them began to reappear, Gordon, Cloud, Coomer, Tifa, Tommy, and Vincent found themselves in an area different from the dark room they were in previously.
In fact, it looked like they were in heaven. The sky around them was of a light purplish color and they found themselves standing on white clouds, and despite there being no visible sun it was bright.
"Where are we now?" asked Tommy.
"It looks like we entered the Heavenly Garden stage from Tekken Tag Tournament 2!" said Coomer,
"Keep an eye out for Jun!"
"I don't think that's the case Coomer." replied Gordon.
"Forget about that," said Cloud,
"Where's Sephiroth?"
"I'm here Cloud."
Descending down from the sky, a massive figure whose lower bottom was covered by clouds with large blue-tipped wings protruding from them. A large dark red wing was where his right arm was. And floating behind him was a larger version of his passport.
And on his chest, was carved his name along with his occupation (SOLDIER 1st Class).
"I never wanted it to come to this either." said Sephiroth,
"But just like Gordon, you forced me to be this way."
"What are you talking about?!" Cloud shouted.
"It's too much for you to understand," said Sephiroth,
"You thought of yourself as a nobody that was only in the right place at the right time, but you are wrong. The role They gave you made you the most important person in this world, and I was to act as the villain ever since it was created."
"Who are They?!" Cloud demanded.
"They…" Sephiroth said,
"They are-"
A rocket hit Sephiroth square in the head, causing it to bounce slightly backwards. Coomer stood there, rocket launcher in hand.
"Safer-Sephiroth," said Coomer,
"The Final Form."
"That is where you are wrong." replied Sephiroth,
"I am more than that, I am Passport-Sephiroth."
"Oh my fucking god…" Gordon said while groaning,
"You can't be serious."
"I don't give a damn what you are!" Tommy shouted,
"This is for Aerith!"
He then opened fire on Sephiroth with his MP5 as Sephiroth turned his attention to Tommy. He brought down his right wing but Tommy was able to roll out of the way right before the wing hit the ground. As he regained his composure he continued to open fire. Tifa and Coomer soon entered the fray and jumped up to hit Sephiroth, but Sephiroth was able to cast a strong light barrier around himself, so strong that it knocked Coomer and Tifa out of the air, however they were able to land on their feet.
"That won't help you for long!" said Vincent, as he cast DeBarrier onto Sephiroth.
Gordon quickly cast Big Guard onto the party as he began to open fire on Sephiroth. Focusing his attention on Gordon, he cast a Shadow Flare onto him which caused Gordon to stagger backwards, but thanks to the Big Guard it helped reduce the damage.
Cloud meanwhile, alongside Tifa and Coomer, jumped up at Sephiroth's chest and were able to hit him, with Cloud delivering a massive cut across his chest while Coomer was able to hit him across the face and Tifa delivering a downward kick on top of his head.
Vincent and Tommy, side by side, were continuing to open fire onto Sephiroth as Gordon joined in. He charged up his chaingun and unleashed Devil Gun mode onto Sephiroth. While this was happening, Coomer and Tifa were on Sephiroth, with Coomer delivering hard punches onto Sephiroth's chest and Tifa punching at Sephiroth's head.
Sephiroth, using his normal hand, grabbed Tifa off of him and threw her away. He then did the same to Coomer before focusing his attention onto Cloud. He held out his hand and delivered a large blue beam of light in Cloud's direction, which Cloud was able to block with his sword, but the force of the blast sent Cloud skirting backwards. When the beam stopped Cloud fell to his knees, clearly exhausted after having to block such a heavy attack.
Sephiroth unleashed a force in the area around him so strong it sent everyone fly back far and away from him.
"Enough!" He shouted,
"Time to finish this!"
The Cloud's in the sky began to break away like glass as what looked like the solar system was behind him.
All the different planets, Mercury, Venus, and even the Sun were visible as a large meteor flew in and collided with the sun. The collision was so strong that it caused the sun to rapidly expand. It swallowed and destroyed Venus, followed up by Mercury before coming down to where they were.
"Everyone! Get out of its range!" Tommy shouted, as he and Vincent began to run.
"Wait!" said Tifa,
"Where's Cloud?"
She looked over and saw Cloud was still on one knee, he clearly tried to move but his body wasn't allowing it.
"Cloud!" She shouted, as she ran over to save him.
As she did, thoughts of him up until now began to race through her mind. From when they were children, how they would play together from dawn till dusk, how he had taken the fall for her when she fell off Mt. Nibel, the promise they made on the water tower, finding him incoherent in the Sector 7 slums, adventuring with him and the other's on their quest top stop Benrey and Sephiroth, taking care of him when he had come down with Mako poisoning, and helping him regain his true self.
'Please, please!' She said in her mind, as tears began to swell,
'Don't take my Cloud away from me! Please!'
It was then she noticed that Gordon had run in and grabbed Cloud, with all of his strength he grabbed Cloud and threw him at Tifa.
"Grab him and run!" Gordon shouted at her.
Without even thinking, Tifa put Cloud on her shoulders and ran as fast as she could away from the blast radius.
The blast eventually absorbed Gordon, who screamed as hard as he could in pain.
"MR. FREEMAN!" Tommy shouted, his voice cracking.
"Gordon no!" Coomer shouted.
"Heh, the fool thought he was immortal in this world." said Sephiroth, clearly delighted.
"You bastard!" Tommy shouted, as he, Coomer (who now had his M249 SAW out), and Vincent opened fire onto Sephiroth.
While Sephiroth's attention was diverted onto them, Tifa was busy tending to Cloud.
"Cloud.." She said, as he cast Curaga onto him.
"I'm fine Tifa," He said, as he got back onto his feet,
"Thanks for saving me."
"I can't take all the credit," She replied,
"Gordon threw-"
She then gasped in horror as she looked over to see where Gordon was. Cloud looked in her direction as well.
Then they both saw Gordon lying motionless on the ground, almost burned to a crisp.
"Gordon!" Tifa shouted, as she and Cloud ran over to him.
They crouched down over him and saw that his HEV suit had become badly burned. His face had also received numerous burn marks and his glasses had fallen off his face. He didn't appear to be breathing either.
"Gordon….Gordon no!" Tifa said, as tears once again began to roll down her face,
"No…..no you didn't have to……you did enough for him, and now….now.."
Suddenly Gordon coughed up blood as both Cloud and Tifa reacted with surprise.
"Gordon!" said Cloud,
"You're…..you're alive?"
"Y-Yeah…" He replied, sound like he was in a lot of pain,
"I….I can't see."
"What?' said Tifa, now worried Gordon had lost his vision.
"I can't see," Gordon said again,
"I…….I don't have my glasses."
"Huh?"
"I don't have my glasses, I can't see without my glasses."
"O-Oh!" Tifa said, a slight sense of relief coming over her.
She looked around and saw Gordon's glasses were a few feet away from him. She quickly ran over and picked them up and ran back. She gently placed them over Gordon's eyes as he blinked numerous times.
"i….I can see!" Gordon shouted, as he tried to kip up,
"I CAN-"
But unfortunately for him he landed flat on his butt.
"Shit!" said Gordon.
"Gordon!" said Tifa,
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine!" replied Gordon,
"But now we know I'm not Shawn Michaels!"
"Gordon be careful!" said Cloud,
"You're way too injured to fight, just lay here and-"
"No I'm good," replied Gordon,
"It's not as bad as it looks."
"B-But-"
"Can I try that again?" asked Gordon.
"O-Okay.." replied Cloud.
"Alright," said Gordon, as he began to go through his whole spiel again,
"I……I can see!" he said, as he shot up to his feet,
"I CAN FIGHT!"
"But how? Tifa asked,
"Not that I'm upset that you survived, in fact I'm very happy you did, but how were you able to?"
"The Big Guard helped a lot, and I made sure to chug an Elixir beforehand." replied Gordon.
"But how are you able to stand?" asked Cloud.
"I'm not really hurt." Gordon replied,
"And Tifa….what have I been saying to you all this time?"
Tifa gave Gordon a confused look.
"I was gonna get him-" He said, pointing at Cloud,
"-through this even if it killed me! And even though I'm on my last legs I'll-"
Tifa then cast Curaga onto Gordon, which restored almost all of his health.
"W-What?" Gordon said, as he examined himself, noticing the burn marks on his HEV suit were gone,
"U-Uh thanks!"
"You aren't dying here Gordon!" replied Tifa,
"I'll go this far for you too!"
"Uh….okay." replied Gordon, as he, Cloud, and Tifa turned to face Sephiroth, who was still battling the gun trio,
"Let's finish this fucker."
Sephiroth brought down his dark red wing onto the trio. Tommy and Vincent were able to dodge but Coomer wasn't as fast. However he was able to grab the wing as it was brought down onto him.
"You're a strong man Dr. Coomer," said Sephiroth,
"Although man is a loose term to describe you……you're stronger than any living thing in this world, and your world as well."
"That's where you're wrong!" replied Coomer,
"There's another here that is equal to my strength!"
"Hmph," said Sephiroth,
"It matters not now, you will all be dead soon and-"
He then felt a stream of bullets hit him in the back of the head. He took his wing off of Coomer and turned around to see Gordon aiming his chaingun at him, with Tifa and Cloud at his side.
"What the- impossible!" Sephiroth shouted,
"How could you have survived that?!"
"I'm stronger than you think!" Gordon shouted,
"Now come on! Because this is all I got left!"
Sephiroth responded by angrily shouting and casting Shadow Flare onto Gordon. But before he could, Coomer jumped up and hit Sephiroth across the face, knocking him off from casting the spell. Tommy ran over to where Gordon was.
"Mr. Freeman! You're okay!" He said.
"Yeah I'm good Tommy," replied Gordon,
"Where are we with killing this shithead?"
"I think we're getting close Gordon!" Coomer said, as he jumped down to join them.
"Coomer!" said Gordon, surprised at Coomer's sudden appearance,
"Wait..what about Sephiroth?"
"Pocket sand Gordon!"
Gordon looked up and saw Sephiroth frantically wiping his eyes with his only hand.
"But we don't have much time until he recovers Gordon!" said Coomer,
"I don't think any of our traditional attacks are gonna do the trick to finish him though!"
"Then what do we do?" asked Gordon.
Coomer took a deep breath before answering.
"Well, I planned to do this against Bizarro-Sephiroth before Yuffie intervened, but seeing as she's not here I'm gonna have to go through with it!"
"Go through with what?"
"Gordon, do you remember that Materia you gave me at the Gold Saucer?"
"Y-Yeah?" Gordon replied,
"The Destruct Materia……..wait, Coomer you aren't planning to use it are you?"
"I'm afraid I am Gordon!" replied Coomer.
"Coomer wait….you can't!" said Gordon,
"That Materia is inside you! If it activates death it could take you too!"
"Wait what?" asked Cloud,
"Coomer if that's true then-"
"I know what it means!" Coomer said, while taking out a flask and downing it,
"But if this is the only way we can defeat Sephiroth and save the Planet, then…..then it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!"
He then turned to face Sephiroth, who nearly had all the sand out of his eyes.
"But Coomer!" said Tifa,
"What about our-"
"That's not important anymore Tifa!" Coomer said,
"I know it's something we agreed upon previously, and it's a shame that we won't be able to spar, but I'll always remember our time together!"
He then turned his head to face Gordon.
"And Gordon……it was an honor to have you as a friend."
He then turned to face Sephiroth.
"I'll see you on the far side!"
"Coomer!"
Coomer then dashed and jumped into Sephiroth's chest. Sephiroth, now having taken most of the sand out of his eyes, noticed Coomer on his chest and tried to grab him off. Coomer however responded by digging his fingers into Sephiroth's flesh, causing him to scream in pain.
A dark ball of aura began to form around Coomer which began to expand and soon engulfed Sephiroth's entire upper half. Sephiroth, trying everything he could to get Coomer off of him was unsuccessful as the ball got darker and darker.
A muffled scream could be heard as the ball's energy intensified dramatically. And then, the ball disappeared, revealing that Sephiroth's upper half was completely gone.
Along with Dr. Coomer.
"COOMER!" Gordon shouted,
"COOMER NO!"
The passport that was behind Sephiroth fell to the ground, and started to turn to ash and was carried off.
And the place they were in began to get brighter and brighter, as the light overwhelmed their vision.
The bright light that consumed them disappeared, and they all (minus Coomer) found themselves at the area they were at before they teleported into Xen.
"Huh?" said Gordon,
"We're back?"
He also noticed the portal that sent them to Xen was gone, and now had a large hole that led further down into the Planet.
"It looks like it," said Vincent,
"But what about-"
"Hey!" A familiar voice said.
They looked over and saw Barret, along with the others, who were standing atop a ledge.
"What happened?" He asked.
"I think we did it." said Tifa,
"I think we defeated Sephiroth, but….."
"Wait a minute," said Bubby, as he noticed who was missing from the group,
"Where's Dr. Coomer?"
None of them replied.
"Don't ignore me! Where the fuck is Dr. Coomer?"
"He's……he's gone Bubby." said Tommy.
"What?" Bubby said,
"Bullshit! He's just taking his time teleporting in, just wait a few-"
"Bubby, he's gone!" Gordon shouted,
"He sacrificed himself to kill Sephiroth!"
Bubby gasped at what Gordon said, and he along with everyone else had a look of disbelief.
"No……no that can't be true!" said Bubby,
"But……but what should we…."
"We did everything we could." said Cloud,
"Now we just have to hope Holy can come through for us."
"But….but there has to be more!" said Bubby,
"There has to be something else we can do!"
"There isn't Bubby," said Gordon,
"The only thing we can do right now is get out of here."
After a few moments, Bubby simply replied with "Okay."
As they all started to make there way up, Cloud felt a sudden jolt in his mind, Gordon's vision also flashed white as well.
"Cloud?" asked Tifa,
"Cloud, what's wrong?"
"He's still here," Cloud replied,
"He's still alive."
"What?"
"He is." said Gordon,
"He's not dead ye-"
The physical bodies of Gordon and Cloud fell to the ground, as Tifa rushed over to Cloud's side.
"Cloud, Cloud!"
Cloud and Gordon felt themselves going downwards, as light surrounded them as they descended.
They looked down and saw a figure in a black t-shirt and a long sword in his left hand at the bottom. The figure looked up at them, and as they got closer they saw it as Sephiroth.
They both landed on their feet in front of him, and they got a clearer look at the shirt Sephiroth was wearing: it was a graphic t-shirt that had the Raven Industries, GmbH logo in it.
"So we're finally here," said Sephiroth,
"The end, all you have to do is defeat me here."
"We intend to." Gordon said, as he aimed his chaingun.
Cloud also responded by drawing out his buster sword.
"I never wanted to be the villain." said Sephiroth,
"I only wanted to live a normal life, like you did in Nibelheim Cloud."
"Then why?" said Cloud,
"Why did you have to kill everyone I cared about and burn my village down?"
"I….that was the role I was given." Sephiroth replied,
"That was the fate I was tied to, there was nothing I could-"
"Bullshit!" Cloud said, cutting him off,
"You could have continued to be the hero everyone knew you were! Everyone loved you! Everyone looked up to you! And you threw all that away!"
"I…….I….."
"And why?" said Gordon,
"Why team up with Benrey? You have to see he doesn't consider you his best friend. He probably doesn't even consider you a friend at all! He only cares about himself."
"Even if that's true, he showed me the truth." said Sephiroth,
"And after that…..I- I just wanted to experience the same things you experienced Gordon."
"What?"
"I wanted to be around others like you. To experience the same things you experience almost every day. And I was willing to go to great lengths to achieve that."
"And that justifies killing countless people and trying to destroy the Planet?"
Sephiroth looked away when Gordon said that.
"Maybe not," replied Sephiroth,
"Even if you kill me here, you won't be able to destroy Benrey so easily."
"That's something we'll worry about after you're gone." replied Gordon.
"Then I wish you…..good luck."
A red aura formed around Cloud.
"Take care Wa-"
Cloud then charged in and unleashed a series of slashes onto Sephiroth. As he did, images of Aerith's death, Nibelheim being burnt down, and every atrocity that he had committed up until now flashed through his mind.
He then jumped up into the air and, mustering all the power he had, delivered a fatal cut downwards onto Sephiroth.
Sephiroth stumbled backwards, as blood began to pour down from his forehead. Beams of light shot out of his torso, as his figure faded into light that vanished.
"So that's it then," said Gordon,
"Sephiroth's dead, now all that's left is Benrey, but how do we-"
Green waves of energy then began to swirl around them, which ascended upwards.
"What is this?" asked Gordon,
"Is this the……Lifestream?"
A source of light lit from above. Both Cloud and Gordon looked up to see a hand reaching down to them, as if to lift them up.
Cloud reached up as Gordon was right behind them, Cloud's hand was inches away from touching the hand from the light.
But that's when everything snapped back together.
The hand that was reaching for them soon turned into Tifa as she was frantically reaching down for them, the cave they were in was starting to collapse around them.
"Grab on!" She shouted.
"You go first!" said Gordon.
Cloud nodded as he jumped up and grabbed Tifa's hand. She pulled him up and Cloud, wasting no time, reached down to help Gordon up.
Gordon reached up with his left hand to grab Cloud's, but as he did the ground he was standing on broke and he slipped. Fortunately Cloud was able to grab him as Tifa held his waist.
"Shit!" Gordon shouted, as he dangled and holding on for dear life.
"Don't worry Gordon, I got you!" Cloud shouted.
He slowly began to lift Gordon up, but a sudden quake caused Cloud's grip to slip, and Gordon went falling down screaming.
"GORDON!" Tifa shouted.
But then, a long, outstretched pair of arms shot down and grabbed Gordon and began to lift him up.
"Wait what the?" asked Cloud, as he looked up.
He then saw the Highwind hovering above and on the ship's port area was Dr. Coomer.
"Is that who I think it is?" asked Tifa.
"Yeah!" Cloud replied.
Gordon was now up to the platform Cloud and Tifa were standing on.
"Grab on!" He said, holding out his hand for Cloud.
Cloud, with Tifa holding onto his waist, grabbed Gordon's hand and as they ascended up towards the Highwind.
They landed feet first on the outer deck and saw Coomer along with the rest of the party onboard.
"Coomer!" said Gordon, relieved to see his old friend still alive.
Coomer himself seemed happy too that Cloud, Tifa, and Gordon were alive as well, as he tightly hugged them.
"I'm so….I'm happy that you're all alright!" He said, his voice shaking.
"Yeah we are too Coomer." replied Cloud, barely getting the words out.
"But uh, mind letting us breathe?"
"Oh! My apologies!" Coomer replied, as he let them go.
"Thanks," said Cloud,
"But how are you alive? We saw that spell absorb you along with Sephiroth."
Coomer then pulled out the flask he drank from before he used the Destruct Materia.
"Phoenix Down Cloud!" said Coomer,
"I made sure to take a drink before using Destruct! Afterwards I found myself here on the Highwind and instructed it to come here to pick you all up!"
"Yeah, he used his extendo arms to bring us up here." said Cid,
"You never cease to amaze us Coomer."
"I aim to please!" replied Coomer,
"Now we should get out of here! Holy will be coming up soon and I can imagine Benrey isn't too far from colliding into the Planet!"
"But where should we go?" asked Red XIII.
"Midgar," said Gordon,
"That's where Benrey is gonna crash into."
Meteor/Benrey was only a few miles above Midgar, and was slowly making his descent.
The Highwind flew in to get a closer look at Benrey, who peered his eyeballs over them.
"Oh hey!" said Benrey, as he greeted them,
"I guess you guys killed Sephiroth."
"That's right we did!" said Gordon, who, along with the rest, were on the Highwind's bridge.
"Oh……well whatever." replied Benrey.
"You're not upset?" asked Gordon.
"Nope!" Benrey replied,
"I only became friends with him to make you jealous! Did it work?"
"No!" Gordon shouted,
"How many fucking times do I have to tell you that we were never friends! And it's kinda fucked up you used Sephiroth to try and make me jealous of you!"
A blue wall of light shot over Midgar and blocked Benrey from going any further.
"So that's how it's gonna be?" said Benrey,
"Well watch this!"
An enormous version of his passport suddenly appeared in front of his face as he descended downwards. The passport seemingly began to tear away at Holy as Benrey continued to go down.
"Shit! Holy isn't doing it's job!" Barret shouted,
"At this rate it'll destroy all of Midgar!"
"Forget about Midgar!" said Red XIII,
"At this point we need to be more worried about the Planet!"
"If only we could find a way to destroy Benrey's passport!" said Cid.
"You'll never get my passport!" Benrey said in a taunting manner,
"I can go anywhere with this thing!"
"Wait!" said Tifa,
"Look!"
She pointed downwards at the ground. They all looked down to see green waves sprouting out and making their way over to Midgar.
"What the heck is that!?" Bubby said.
"Lifestream…" Cloud replied.
The Lifestream waves began to wrap themselves around Benrey's passport. The passport soon began to disintegrate, as the waves soon wrapped themselves around Benrey.
"Horseshit!" shouted Benrey.
"Ha! Take that, Benrey!" Gordon said triumphantly,
"Now you're fucked!"
Benrey didn't respond, but instead gave a mocking smirk.
The waves slowly began to break off of Benrey, as he continued to try and pierce through Holy, which clearly looked as if it was on its last legs.
"What the hell?!" Gordon shouted,
"How is he still functioning?"
"This can't be happening!" shouted Yuffie,
"We did everything! We destroyed all the passports, we killed Sephiroth, we summoned Holy. What else can we do!?"
"Wait!" said Bubby,
"We didn't get all the passports!"
"What?" Cloud said,
"Bubby, what are you talking about?"
"Gordon!" shouted Bubby, as he turned to face him,
"We never got your passport!"
"WHAT!?" Gordon shouted, as the horrific realization came over him,
"Shit! Fuck your right, it's back in my locker at Black Mesa!"
"Bad little boy!" said Benrey.
"And we have no way of going back!" said Coomer.
A feeling of dread and horror swept up in everyone, as they watched Benrey continue to penetrate through Holy.
"So……this is it then?" asked Gordon,
"We're fucked?"
"Yup!" said Benrey.
Bubby then started to shake his head, which picked up in speed as he looked over at Gordon.
"No!" He shouted, pulling out his teleporter gun,
"I refuse to accept this death!"
"Bubby?" said Gordon,
"Do you have an idea?"
"Yes!" He said,
"I'm gonna take you back to the past!"
"Back to the past?" asked Gordon,
"You mean back to Black Mesa?"
"That's right!" Bubby replied,
"I'm gonna send you back before all of this began! It'll be a little triply and fucked, but what choice do we have at this point!?"
"Alright, alright," said Gordon,
"Send me back!"
"Wait!" said Cloud, as he went over to join Gordon,
"I'm going with you!"
"Cloud?" said Gordon.
"You risked your life for me and you were with me when we defeated Sephiroth. Now it's time for me to return the favor."
After a few moments, Gordon nodded at Cloud.
"Alright Bubby," said Gordon,
"We're ready."
"Okay then!" Bubby said, aiming his teleporter gun at Gordon and Cloud,
"Good luck and make sure to come back in one piece!"
Gordon turned his head to look at Benrey.
"Later Benrey!" He said.
"Peace!" replied Benrey.
"Please come back safe!" Was the last thing Cloud and Gordon heard, as Bubby fired his gun at them and engulfed their vision in green.
As Gordon and Cloud exited teleportation, Gordon immediately recognized where they were: the security tunnel he entered as he got off the tram.
"Oh fuck, we're back….erm I mean I'm back!" said Gordon.
"This is Black Mesa?" asked Cloud.
"This is where I got off the tram when I entered here." replied Gordon,
"Follow me and stay close."
They walked into the lobby area and found no one was there. The security guard manning the front desk along with the scientists that were with him were nowhere to be found.
"Nobody's here," said Cloud.
"I know," replied Gordon,
"There was guard at the desk along some others in the lobby but……..fuck it we don't have time to worry about that."
"Okay," said Cloud,
"Where do we go now?"
"The locker room where I got this," said Gordon, pointing at his HEV suit,
"My locker is there along with my passport, let's go but be careful."
They walked down the hallways that led to the locker room.
"Gordon, you don't think Benrey could be lurking around do you?" asked Cloud.
"No he can't be," said Gordon, horrified at the thought,
"He's…he's at Midgar, it would be impossible for him to-"
A giant Benrey then no clipped out of the wall and was in front of Cloud and Gordon's path.
"What the fuck!?" Gordon said, as he and Cloud jumped back.
"Yo!" Benrey greeted them.
"Ooooooh hey man!" Gordon replied, voice shaking while hiding his chaingun behind his back.
He saw Cloud motion for his buster sword and frantically gestured for him to stop.
"What're you doing man?" asked Benrey.
"Uh nothing! Just- just going to the test chamber."
Benrey turned his head to look at Cloud.
"Yo, who's your friend?" He asked.
"Oh ummm….this is someone I met outside of work! I'm- I'm just showing him around. Don't worry! He has his passport and everything! And I made sure he checked in at the front desk!"
"Oh that's cool!" replied Benrey,
"You guys wanna come back to my place and play some video games or something?"
"Oh yeah we definitely can!" replied Gordon,
"We just gotta- just gotta do the test first!"
Gordon then motioned for Cloud to follow him. Cloud got behind him as the squeezed past Benrey's head, which had not moved or even looked at them. When they finally got past they took a moment to collect themselves.
"Alright….alright that was close." Gordon whispered to Cloud,
"Now we just gotta…..just gotta……"
As Gordon was talking, what sounded like teeth gritting could be heard. They slowly turned their heads around to see Benrey's head was turned and was starring directly at them, a blood red look in his eyes.
"Yo you guys wanna DIE HAHAHA!"
Cloud and Gordon screamed as they took off running, they ran behind a corner and Gordon quickly peaked around to see Benrey was no longer there.
"Oh fuck! Oh fuck!" Gordon said while panting.
"Is he there!?" Cloud asked, also panting.
"No…no he isn't but that doesn't matter, he could be anywhere."
They hastily ran down the halls.
"Okay……okay we're almost at the-"
Benrey's head clipped through the wall and was facing them.
"Yo!"
"Oh fuck!"
Gordon immediately opened fire as Cloud drew out his buster sword and slashed at Benrey.
"Ow!" Benrey said, as he retreated back into the wall.
"Come on let's go let's go!" Gordon shouted, as they continued to run down the halls.
They wound up taking a wrong turn and found themselves in the break area.
"Fuck FUCK wrong way!"
"Brah!"
Benrey's head was outside the break area. Gordon shot at hit while Cloud continued to slash away. Benrey however kept backing his head in and out.
"Eyyyyyyy!" He said,
"Woah! Wooooooo! Weeeeeee!"
"He's fucking toying with us!" Gordon shouted, as he frantically looked for a way out.
Seeing a small gap he grabbed Cloud and dashed out of the break area. They were now outside the door to the locker room which opened for them.
"Wait, don't go in there please!" said Benrey, as Cloud and Gordon entered, door closing behind them,
"I don't like it in there!"
"Well to bad asshole!" Gordon replied,
"Okay…..okay, doesn't seem like he can come in here." said Gordon, somewhat calming down,
"What should we do now?" asked Cloud, also beginning to calm down.
The locker room itself was more or less the same, except the lockers around them all read "Coomer" on them.
"Okay where is my locker…..there!" Gordon said.
Hey ran over to his locker (with the locker's adjacent to his reading "Bubby" and "Coolatta") and flung the door open. On the lockers floor was his passport, which was floating in midair and rotating in place.
"Cloud hold me! I'm gonna unleash Devil Gun on this!"
"Got it!" replied Cloud, as he braced Gordon from the back.
Gordon charged up his chaingun and unleashed a stream of bullets on his passport. He felt himself move backwards but Cloud was able to keep him in place.
"Ow fuck ow fuck!" Gordon said, shaking his now red hot chaingun,
"Alright, alright now we just gotta get back."
"Wait Gordon!" said Cloud, pointing at the baby picture in Gordon's locker,
"You never told me you have a kid."
"What? Oh yeah that's Joshua or whatever." Gordon replied, as he made his way to the door.
"What do you mean whatever? Is that not your son?"
"Does it matter right now?" Gordon shouted,
"Now come on we need to get the fuck out of here!"
Cloud caught up to Gordon as they exited the locker room. Only to be greeted by Benrey's head.
"Yo!" Benrey said, although this time he sounded angry,
"Fuck off dickwads!"
"Shit go back!" said Gordon, as he and Cloud retreated back to the locker room.
"How are we gonna get back?" asked Cloud,
"To Midgar and everything? How are we gonna get back there?"
"I don't know!" Gordon replied, as the door to the locker room opened,
"Maybe there's a-"
As the door opened, they noticed a familiar face crouching down in front of one of the lockers: it was Coomer.
"D- Dr. Coomer!" said Gordon, a slither of hope brewing inside of him.
"Ah, hello Gordon!" said Coomer, as he got up,
"Another day, another dollar! Am I right?"
"Dr. Coomer…..Dr. Coomer Dr. Coomer you have to send us back!" said Gordon.
"Well there's no time to waste! You have an important test you have to do that you're already late for!" replied Coomer, oblivious to Gordon's concerns.
"Coomer you gotta take my last playcoins and send us back! The test has already happened and-"
"Ah, hello Cloud!" said Coomer,
"It's good to see you! But…….how do I know your name? And why does it feel like I've known you for quite some time now?"
"That's because you have Coomer!" said Cloud,
"You have to take our play coins and send us back!"
"But Gordon needs to do his test first!" said Coomer,
"You really should get going Gordon!"
"Coomer the test has already happened!" Gordon replied,
"This chaingun I have is pretty evident a lot of shit has happened between here and now! I don't know what point in time you're at right now but you have to take our playcoins and send us back!"
"Well…..but uh…..you- you really should get going Gordon!" said Coomer, although he sounded hesitant,
"And afterwards I hope I can have a spar with Tifa!……..Who is that anyway?"
"Please! PLEASE!" Gordon said, practically on his knees begging for Coomer to listen.
"Gordon, you need to get going! You have a busy schedule as is! I do too and…..what is that!?" Coomer said, pointing behind them.
They looked back and saw Benrey peering into the room, the blood red look still in his eyes.
"That's Benrey!" Gordon said,
"You don't wanna know about him!"
"Well um…..in any case you should get suited up!" Coomer said, as he walked over to the area that had the HEV suits,
"Your suits over here! Please hurry and put it on!"
"Oh my fucking god…" Gordon said, clearly deflated.
"What should we do?" asked Cloud.
"Fuck it, guess we gotta play along for now!" Gordon said, as he went over to the HEV suits.
There were no suits present. But that was the least of Gordon's concerns.
"Open the thing Coomer!" said Gordon.
Coomer pressed the button on the control panel that stored the HEV suits. Gordon walked into where he got his and acted like he was putting one on.
"There I'm in the suit!" said Gordon, as he began beatboxing Klaxon Beat,
"Now please take our playcoins!"
"Welp! Good luck in chamber Gordon!" said Coomer, as he began to walk off.
Only Cloud stopped him from going any further.
"Coomer you can't leave!" said Cloud,
"There's nowhere here for you to go! There's only me, you, Gordon, and Benrey!"
"Wha?" Benrey's voice could be heard from outside.
"Coomer please!" Gordon said, as he joined them,
"You have to take our playcoins! We will give you all of them and even ones we get in the foreseeable future!"
"Well uh…..what are playcoins?"
"Coomer please," Gordon pleased,
"Try to remember."
"He- he- he- he- he-"
As Coomer was trying to say "Hello" the look in his eyes became more distant, he also began to look away from them.
"He- he- he-……."
A look of realization then shot in his face, as he looked back at them.
"I remember…" He said, as he snapped back into his usual cheery expression.
"Welp, come along you two!" Coomer said, as he walked over to the bathroom area.
Cloud and Gordon didn't question it, as they followed Coomer.
"Well, first I'll need you both to authorize the transaction!" said Coomer.
"We authorize the transaction!" Gordon said immediately,
"Right Cloud?"
"Yes! I fully authorize the transaction!" Cloud said.
"Okay then!" said Coomer,
"I will get us going! But…..um." said Coomer, as he looked at the stalls,
"Forgive me for being crude, I do need to relieve myself first!"
He then put his hand on one of the stalls doors, which slowly began to slide open.
"I'm not keen on these new doors," said Coomer, as he walked into the stall,
"Uh, a little privacy if you please!"
"Oh! Uh okay!" said Gordon, as he and Cloud gave him some space.
The door then slowly began to close, as Coomer peered his head around.
"No peeking!" He said, as the door fully closed.
A few moments passed, nothing happened.
"Uh Coomer?" said Cloud.
Gordon briefly looked back to see Benrey's head peering into the locker room.
"Oh god…" Gordon said, as he looked back at the stalls,
"You good in there Dr. Coomer?"
Loud pooping noises could be heard, and soon a portal opened in front of the stalls door.
"Fucking hell," said Gordon,
"Come on Cloud let's go."
Cloud nodded, as they stood side by side ready to enter the portal. Gordon looked over at Benrey who was still peering into the room.
"See you back at Midgar!" said Gordon.
"Fuck you bro!" Was the last thing they heard Benrey say, as they jumped through the portal.
Cloud and Gordon were back on the Highwind's bridge. The party jumped when they saw them come back.
"You guys are back!" said Barret.
"Yeah, yeah!" replied Gordon,
"What's happened since we left? Did we do anything to Benrey?"
"I think you have!" said Coomer,
"Come take a look!"
Gordon and Cloud rushed to the bridge and saw Benrey still trying to break through Holy. Although they saw he now had a pained expression on his face, and was struggling heavily.
"Gordon, I believe you and Cloud changed the course of history!" Coomer said.
"Yo! Ow this hurts!" said Benrey, as he continued to struggle.
The Lifestream waves reappeared again, and began to wrap themselves around Benrey.
"Yes! Yes kill that fucker!" Gordon shouted.
"But Gordon, I don't believe that'll be enough!" said Coomer.
"What!?"
"You'll have to take us over Benrey!" Coomer said to Cid.
"You me to do WHAT?" Cid said, flabbergasted.
"Just trust me in this!"
"But- but that's to-"
"You fucking heard him Cid!" shouted Gordon,
"Take us over Benrey!"
"O-Okay!" Cid said, as he grabbed the wheel to the Highwind,
"Just hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
The Highwind than began to move to an elevated position directly over Benrey, swaying and shaking as it did, causing everyone inside to brace.
"Okay we're over Benrey!" Gordon said to Coomer,
"Now what!?"
"Well, um," Coomer said,
"Well, you'll both have to forgive me for breaking kayfabe but, there's not much I can do unless you both give me all of your playcoins! That way I can activate the SuperPlayer feature!"
"Activate it! Activate it!" Gordon and Cloud said at the same time,
"We'll go into debt if we have to!"
WOOP WOOP*
What sounded like an alarm could be heard from the sky.
"What the hell is that?" asked Cait Sith.
"ATTENTION!" An automated voice said,
"DR. COOMER-"
WOOP WOOP*
"-YOU ARE PERMITTED TO USE THE FORBIDDEN SCIENCE!"
Everything flashed white, and Coomer suddenly became huge and muscular.
"Woah!" said Gordon, astonished.
Coomer roared in response.
"WITNESS MY TRUE POWEEEEEEEEERREEER!"
He then dashed out of the bridge towards the Highwind's outer deck.
"Fuck follow him!" shouted Gordon.
Everyone dashed after Coomer to the outer deck to see Coomer standing on the railing ready to jump.
"Coomer!" Gordon said, causing Coomer to turn his head to look at him.
"TRAIN AND FIGHT GORDON!" shouted Coomer, as he banged his fists together.
He then jumped off the Highwind and fell and great distance downward, eventually landing on top of Benrey.
He cocked his fists and began punching at rapid rate at Benrey, who screamed in pain.
"Don't think you're getting all the credit!" Bubby shouted, as he too jumped off the railing, firing his Tau Cannon down at Benrey.
"What the heck are they doing?" asked Tifa,
"There gonna- hey wait, what is Sunkist doing up here?"
They looked over to see Sunkist was up on the outer deck with them, who had jumped on the railing as well.
"Yes! Yes, Sunkist is here! He'll help us!" Tommy said enthusiastically,
"Go Sunkist! I'll be right behind you!"
Both Sunkist and Tommy jumped of the railing with Tommy shooting his MP5 at Benrey.
Coomer meanwhile was still pounding down at Benrey while Bubby continued to fire of his Tau Cannon on him. It wasn't long until Tommy and Sunkist were on top of him too.
"YO WHAT THE FUCK?" Benrey shouted.
Slowly, pieces of Benrey started to fall off, as the Lifestream tightened its grip around him, and Holy started to disintegrate him as well.
"NO THIS ISN'T FAIR!" shouted Benrey, as he started to cry,
"NOOOOuhhhh! NOOOOOOuhhhh!"
"Cloud, let's go!" Gordon said.
"Huh?"
"Let's finish this fucker off for good!"
"Got it!" Cloud shouted.
"Guys wait!" shouted Tifa, getting their attention,
"For Nibelheim! And for Aerith!"
"Yeah! For Aerith!" The rest of the group shouted in unison.
Both Gordon and Cloud nodded at them, before jumping off.
Cloud, sword drawn, had it going in a downwards motion as Gordon had his chaingun going down as if he was delivering the final blow.
"Time to die Benrey!" shouted Gordon.
Cloud impaled a part of Benrey's head as Gordon punched down on it.
"Now die! For the first time or the fifth or the tenth or whatever!"
Benrey started to literally break apart, as a bright light started to encase all of them.
"MY GOD! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!" said Coomer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Was the last thing Benrey said, as his face was broken apart.
The last thing they all heard as the light blinded all of them was Coomer shouting:
"DON'T FUCK WITH THE SCIENCE TEAM!!!"