Episode 19: The Ghost of Gordon Stolski
Colonel Rawls is currently in his office doing paperwork.
Colonel Rawls: Stupid goddamn paperwork. I'm a damn colonel for crying out loud! They should drop and give me 20 for this! (The alarms went off.) What the hell?!
The Space Tree trio entered.
Chance Sureshot: Sir, there's something breaching in the basement of the space tree.
Colonel Rawls: What?! What is it?
Recap Robot: It kinda looks like a ghost.
Colonel Rawls: A ghost? But ghosts ain't real! Hang ion just a minute. (He grabs the phone and makes a phone call.) Attention all soldiers, we need to head to the basement immediately! We need to deal with a huge matter! Don't ask questions! Come with me to the basement! That's an order!
He hangs up.
Toothpick Sally: We're ready, Sir.
Colonel Rawls: Let's go get that son of a bitch.
(Play Beat It by Michael Jackson for this section.)
The soldiers grabbed guns, armor and a bunch of weaponry. They then proceeded to make it to the elevator.
Colonel Rawls: This mission to defend our station. Everyone is counting on us.
Soldier 1: Okay Sir.
They all made it to the basement.
Soldier 2: Nobody's been down here for years.
Colonel Rawls: Keep your distance. We have to make sure we don't get caught in his slime.
They heard giggling.
Solider 3: What was that?!
Colonel Rawls: It's the ghost. Let's head out!
At the 0:38 mark of the song, they all exited the elevator and made it inside the basement.
Chance Sureshot: Keep your eyes peeled.
Toothpick Sally: Don't need to tell me twice.
Ghost: Hahaha! Can't catch me!
Colonel Rawls: Soldiers, get that ghost!
Throughout the song, they have been searching for the ghost, only for him to pop out and scare them. Two soldiers try to shoot at him, but he scares them. They continue to hunt down the ghost, who continues to scare them all.
Chance Sureshot: We're not gonna let a puny little ghost push us around! We're tough and we can stop him!
Toothpick Sally: Yeah! I wasn't even scared one bit!
Colonel Rawls: Well, what are you waiting for? Get him!
At the 2:21 mark, The Space Tree trio and the rest of the soldiers walk in slow motion with laser guns. They begin to walk towards the ghost and he is getting ready to strike.
Solider 1: He's about to come out!
Solider 2: Charge!
For the rest of the song, the space tree soldiers fired their guns at the ghost, but the lasers went through him and he starts to strike again. He continued to attack the soldiers and all of them were pushed back.
Soldier 3: Sir, we must retreat!
Colonel Rawls: Excuse me? We're not letting a ghost push us around!
Soldier 4: We need a plan to get him out of here.
Colonel Rawls: Fine! Retreat for now!
They all left and the song ends and the ghost is revealed to be Gordon Stolski.
Gordon: Looks like I'm back from the dead. Well, not really.
Back in Rawls' office...
Colonel Rawls: Who was that ghost and what was he trying to scare everyone?! (He hears someone screaming.) What the?!
Ike enters.
Ike: I saw Gordon Stolski!
Colonel Rawls: Who the hell is Gordon Stolski?!
Toolshed, Human Kite, The Coon and Mysterion enter.
Human Kite: He's an old schoolmate of ours. Some guy came into our school one day and shot him to death.
Colonel Rawls: So he was killed by a school shooter?
Toolshed: Yeah. That's correct.
The Coon: Kahl's brother can see the ghosts of dead people. He once saw the ghost of Michael Jackson and that ghost took over his body.
Colonel Rawls: So how did you stop him?
Mysterion: Well, we convinced some judges to vote for him and he won. That's how we stopped him.
Colonel Rawls: I see. Well, this ghost will be tough to beat, so there's a room with ghost hunting equipment.
Human Kite: Wait. You have ghost hunting equipment?
Colonel Rawls: Yes. The room is in the second floor. I'll take you to it.
They all left the office.
The door to the ghost hunting equipment room.
Colonel Rawls: Here it is, Boys.
Main 4: Wow!
Colonel Rawls: Yup. The finest equipment in the galaxy. It's perfect for catching ghosts! Anyways, choose whatever you want. I'm gonna watch your progress in the security office.
He leaves and the main 4 continues looking at the ghost hunting equipment.
Human Kite: It's time to catch that ghost.
The Coon: Yeah. As heroes, it's our job to prevent stuff like this from happening. Now let's go out there and get that ginger ghost!
Mysterion: For once, your advice actually worked. Let's go it.
Toolshed: Yeah. Now let's get that son of a bitch!
(Play We Care a Lot by Faith No More for this section.)
The Main 4, in their superhero outfits, start putting on the ghost hunting equipment. Toolshed has a vacuum to suck up the ghost, Human Kite has Aura Goggles on, The Coon has a metal detector and Mysterion has a EMF meter.They are all getting ready to get the ghost.
Mysterion: We're ready to get that ghost.
The Coon: Yeah.
At the 0:37 mark, they leave the room in slow motion. They then entered the elevator.
Human Kite: This ghost is gonna be hard to catch, so we need to be careful.
Toolshed: Yeah. We can't fail this mission.
The Coon: Here we are in the basement now.
Mysterion: Alright. Let's do this.
At the 0:56 mark, they exit the elevator in slow motion with the ghost hunting equipment in hand. They continued the slow motion march until the song reached the 1:35 mark.
The Coon: Let's get this asshole.
Gordon: Yoo-hoo! (He flies off.) Can't catch me!
The Coon: After that asshole!
The song ends at the 1:47 mark and another song plays.
(Play Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. for the rest of this section and skip to 0:11.)
The main 4 chased after the ginger ghost.
Toolshed: We have to stop him before he terrorizes everyone in the Space Tree!
The Coon: Yeah! And it's not even Halloween yet!
Human Kite: Dude, we don't know when Halloween is coming in space!
Mysterion: Just focus on the mission!
They all searched for Gordon Stolski as he flies through walls and the floor and ceiling. He jumpscares them left and right.
The Coon: Toolshed, you have the vacuum! Suck him up!
Toolshed: You could've told me that before we started chasing him!
The Coon: JUST DO IT ASSHOLE!
Toolshed: Okay! Jeez! (He tries to suck up the ghost of Gordon Stolski, but he escaped from his grasp.) What the hell?!
Human Kite: Guys, he's doing something!
Gordon begins to approaches them and turns into a demonic ghost.
Mysterion: We have to find a way to stop him!
The rest of the freedom pals enter with ghost hunting equipment and they use them to stop Gordon.
Call Girl: Looks like we bailed you out of this situation.
The song ends at the 1:19 mark.
Hunan Kite: Thanks.
Later in Rawls' office...
Colonel Rawls: Okay, Ghost! Explain why are you terrorizing everyone in my space station?!
Gordon: I'll never tell!
The Coon: Alright. Then we could get that vacuum to suck you up again.
Gordon: No! Please! Okay! I'll tell you! It was some old friends of mine!
Mysterion: What old friends?
Gordon: She was pissed at you for defeating her so many times, so she called me and asked me to terrorized you. She said it was her revenge for humiliating her.
Call Girl: Wait a second. Was it Ginger Girl who did this?!
Gordon: Yeah.
Call Girl: Oh my god!
Gordon: She has a name, you know.
Lipstick Girl: We know, but we forgot what it was. So we just call her Ginger Girl.
Gordon: I bet Jesus isn't happy with me that I did this. He might have me taken to Hell.
Super Craig: Look. We met Jesus. He's a nice guy.
Captain Diabetes: Yeah. He wouldn't do this.
Gordon: He might. I mean I terrorized you all and it was against my will! And I'm sorry.
Colonel Rawls: Don't give me an I'm sorry! You should say sorry to everybody you scared in here!
Gordon: I know. Ever since I died, I was lonely. I had nobody to talk to.
The Coon: I wonder why? Maybe it's because you're a ginger.
Human Kite: Dude, will you shut up for once?!
Gordon: Look. I know what I did was wrong. I can't reverse that. But I'm gonna make it up to you.
Mysterion: What do you have in mind?
At Tenorman's fortress, his army are fast asleep until they heard a loud roar.
Ginger Girl: What the...
Monster ghost Gordon scares Tenorman's army and they scream in fear.
Ginger Bot: SCOTT, HELP US!!!
They all continued screaming in fear and Gordon leaves while they are still screaming.
Ginger Boy: Me mateys! This ghost lubber shall walk the plank for this!
Ginger Girl: WE DON'T HAVE A PLANK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Back at the Space Tree moments later...
The Coon: No way! You scared the living shit out of them?!
Gordon: I sure did! Oh, and I apologized to everybody on the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: Good job.
A portal to Heaven opens.
Gordon: Anyways. I must go.
(Play Who Loves You by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons for the rest of this chapter and skip to 0:15.)
He walks towards the portal to heaven.
Colonel Rawls: Sorry if I was hard on you. Feel free to return anytime.
Gordon: I will.
Mysterion: We're all gonna miss you.
The Coon: Not me.
Human Kite kicks him in the balls.
Human Kite: Cartman, will you stop being an asshole for once in your life?!
Gordon: I'm gonna miss this. Goodbye!
Lipstick Girl: See you!
Call Girl: Come visit Earth if we ever go back there!
Gordon: Okay. Now time to return to Heaven.
At the 0:42 mark, he enters to portal to heaven.
Gordon is now back to Heaven being greeted by all the deceased cartoon characters. He walks around and sees them all building a bigger society in heaven.
Betsy: Did you see my son on that tree in space?
Gordon: No.
Chef: Glad you learned your lesson on not following bad people's orders.
Gordon: I sure did. Now let's have some fun in Heaven.
They all jump and freeze in mid air.
All: Yeah!
Credits roll for 30 seconds and the song ends after that.
Stay tuned for episode 20, which is the season 1 finale.