Darkest Hero

Hello and welcome back.

Q and A as normal people.

Q: is Nezu Zalgo?

A: no. Nezu is Bill Cipher.

Q: What's the supernatural species of everyone and where do they sit alignment wise?

A;

Izuku, Momo, Eri: Cenobites but generally good people.

Toga, pinhead, Angelique: Cenobites but absolutely would rip your face off for fun

Charlie, Loona, Mina; natural-born demons/part demons who are mostly good people

Ibara, Vaggie, killjoy, Tom, Alister, Kirishima, Bakugo, Mineta; sinner demons (aka former humans turned demon)

Inko, Jirou, Morgan Freeman, Nezu (technically); deities

Izuku, Gura; demigods

Setsuna Tokage, Amelia Watson, 1A, 1B; run in with the supernatural

Nezu, Azazel, Lucifer; angels

Mt Lady; human raised by Yokai

Miruko; daughter of Daisy and Slayer

Native; supernatural runs in the family

AN: this chapter has taken me the better part of two months to draft, rewrite, edit, censor for Fanfic and Wattpad due to their rules and finally put out, admittedly I did do a 2 week break from this half way through September due to birthdays and a holiday happening. Sorry for the wait.

Chapter 65: Drink work don't and

Izuku blushed brightly as his skull caught fire burning back the flesh to reveal bone and enough muscle to operate his jaw and move his head freely. To his left Ibara was also blushing and had wrapped herself up in her vines, inadvertently also snaring everyone else in the process. The black haired defacto head of the Yaoyorozu family didn't mind the thorns digging into her skin but she did blush and stammer out a quick excuse to try and get back to getting dressed. Charlie was still asleep and laying naked across Vaggie and Mina pinning both girls to the bed. Loona had fallen asleep draped over Mina's legs, her head resting on Izuku's abs and her left hand groping Mina's left breast.

He still couldn't believe he had managed to not only loose his V card but in an orgy that was organised by a half drunk Charlie.

[Last night]

Izuku hummed as he went about setting up the table with help from Loona and Tsuyu's parents. Any parent who wanted to was allowed to stay in the school with their kids under protective wards and enchantments. Tsuyu's parents and siblings had decided to stay along with the clown cenobite who had decided it was worth the effort to keep them safe. Mina's father had shown up too, he was a portly man with neon pink hair and bright yellow eyes who was dressed in a slightly stained set of blue workers uniforms for a nearby chemical treatment plant. His quirk simply made him immune to acids which made his job a lot easier, he was currently sitting on one of the couches with Mina, phone in hand as they made a video call. Mina was tearing up from seeing her mother for the first time in years.

Tokoyami's parents both lived out of town and couldn't make it, Reiko's mother managed to make it, a dreary looking woman with pail white skin, slim figure and long hair that reached the middle of her back, she wore a simply orange dress and quirkless red sneakers. Her father like for the entirety of her life was absent and hopefully rotting in a hole somewhere. The quirkless woman merely sat to the side as her daughter and her boyfriend talked with a soft smile on her face, merely happy that Reiko found someone she liked.

Inko was in the kitchen cooking up various meals with the held from Alice Kendo, Itsuka's mum who had been borne in ireland. The red haired woman had a quirk that allowed her to make her arms longer which helped her quiet well in the kitchen and in martial arts. Her husband Seto Kendo had been out on a business trip when the invasion happened and was stuck in LA airport trying to get back home as soon as he could, cutting three days off the trip to do so.

Eri meanwhile was playing lego with all the little kids present thanks in part to Momo making something more child friendly than Eri's normal toys. Sato's grandmother had made it aswell and was sitting off to one corner of the room patting a small fluffy cat with smokey grey fur and a pair of butterfly wings granted by the animal's quirk, draped over her left arm and purring up a storm was goose with his mattered fur having a few more missing patched than before and still gnawing on a ear from some unfortunate demon.

Finally there was kyoka's parents. Miko and Jasuda Jirou looked like night and day. Miko looked very much the stereotype of a punk rock singer with fuzzy hair, multiple piercings and purple eyeliner, her father meanwhile looked like a ordinary officer worker with purple hair, glasses and a basic suit on. Apparently they had been setting up for a recording at a local studio when the invasion began and didn't have anything to change into. Ochako blushed up a storm as she sat next to her girlfriend who was also blushing brightly, her wings twitching about behind her.

"So, I guess I can unironically call you my little angel now can't I?" Jasuda chuckled in an attempt to break the tension.

"Technically she's a goddess now." Ochako chuckled nervously.

"Even better, when should we start the first church of Jirou?" The man laughed.

"Dad!" Kyoka squeaked as she tried to hide behind her hands. Unfortunately her wings also mimicked the motion, wrapping up Ochako and bringing her right up against her chest in the process.

"Kyo!" Ochako squeaked as she tried to wriggle loose.

"Sorry." Kyoka muttered as she tried to force herself to relax. It took a few moments before her wings unfurled revealing to the two girls that Kyoka's parents were grinned widely while Miko even snapped a picture on her phone. "Mum!"

"Sorry sweety but I'm pulling mum privileges." Miko smirked as her earjacks tapped against the phone, sending the photo to her email as backup.

"So uh, I see Kyo got her quirk from you then?" Ochako asked as she nodded to Miko's ear jacks, desperate to try and ease the embarrassment both her and her girlfriend felt.

"Both of our quirks actually." Jasuda explained with a smile. "Miko has the earjacks sure but they're also very soft, my quirk makes my ears really tough to withstand my quirk's ability to produce sonic screams similar to present Mic only without the concussive force. Kyoka happened to get both."

"Huh that's neat." Ochako nodded. "My quirk's a mix of my parents too, mah mum's quirk is called Weightless, she can negate her own gravity at the expense of having to double it later, my dad just has a cat quirk, I got a different version of mum's quirk that makes me nauseous if overused and cat toe beans on my hands and feet from my dad."

"Wait, is that why you wear socks to bed?" Kyoka asked her girlfriend with a raised eyebrow, not noticing what she had just revealed Infront of her parents.

"Yeah my quirk works just as well through my feet hence the mittens and socks. I'm just lucky I can still walk around barefoot if needed since I can only lift half a tonne that way." Ochako shrugged.

"So, you know what she wears to bed then?" Miko asked with a teasing grin.

"Mum!" Kyoka squeaked in embarrassment while ochako covered her face leading to her floating towards the ceiling.

"Dinners done." Inko called interrupting the conversation. Spread across the dining table was several platters of katsudon, two bowls full of salad, several loafs of garlic bread and a large bowl with a basic pasta in it. Off to the side was several plates both plastic and porcelain along with cutlery. Alice Kendo was already setting up a small folding table to the side of the main one before draping a layer of cling wrap over it.

"Thankyou Mr squishy!" Eri called brightly as the Nomu lumbered out of the kitchen carrying a large platter with a roast Pinky demon head on it. Several of the parents looked sick.

"Oooh, Fresh meat. Thankyou Inko-sama." Ibara bowed politely.

"You're welcome dear but please call me mum, Hound Dog and cementos found it under the main campus wall earlier and I figured you'd be sick of eating pork anyway." Inko explained as Mr Squishy sat down the platter on the smaller folding table off to the side where Alice also placed two disposable punch bowls full of a red liquid onto.

"Blood." Toga drooled as she lent over the back of the couch, to her left Vaggie was shaking her head in annoyance while Sero raised his hands and backed away, not intent on getting anywhere between the vampiric cenobite and her meal.

"Can I have some help please Izu-chan?" Eri asked as she looked over to her brother.

"Sure eri, what do you want?" Izuku asked right as Toga and Ibara bolted for the table containing the demonic meat and blood, both trying to shove each other aside as they did so.

"This please." Eri stated as she pointed at the massive bowl of pasta. "It looks yummy what ever it is."

"It's pasta." Izuku explained gently while he started to fill up a plate for the young cenobite. Slowly but surely the others hesitantly made their way over to the table a couple at a time to grab some food.

"I'll tell you what this is actually pretty good." Loona stated with a cocked eyebrow after taking a bite of the katsudon. "No wonder you seem obsessed with it."

"Secret is in the marinade." Inko smiled sweetly causing some to look at her with mild concern before her next words alleviated it. "It's a capcican, salt and honey based marinade that I soak it in atleast three hours in advanced before I cook it."

"Hey where's Magne?" Kendo asked as she looked about. "She's not worried we'd treat her badly after that right? We know she had nothing to do with it."

"Paperwork." Izuku, Vaggie, Loona, Beru and Inko all deadpanned at the same time. All of them had first hand experience with the literal nightmare made manifest that it was. Izuku and Vaggie from handling the repair bills and forms at Happy Hotel, Loona from her dad being a lazy idiot and leaving paperwork half completed, Beru because she was a lawyer and Inko from running Labyrinth. You'd think that last one wouldn't need any but the IRS still found a way.

"I'll take her some." Izuku stated as he filled a plate with some katsudon and pasta before grabbing some cutlery which he balanced on top. He paused briefly to allow Eri to rush past with Satsuki towards the kids table before he made his way up the stairs towards their shared room.

[Upstairs]

Charlie sighed tiredly as she worked her way through a stack of paperwork almost as tall as she herself was. The Icon trashing the city had resulted in so much death that Killjoy and later Nezu had tried to spin in a positive light that her hotel was now overbooked. With over fourty thousand new applicants and without MANY more staff working there she wouldn't be able to have more than a hundredth of that number at any given time.

"Why must this be so difficult?" Charlie moaned before slamming her head down onto the desk.

"Charlie are you alright?" Izuku asked in concern as he entered the room, a plate of food in one hand which he quickly say down Infront of Charlie. "You didn't come down for dinner and everyone was getting worried that you're burried in-"

"Paperwork." The blonde whimpered pitifully, finishing his sentence for him. "I want to help them but there's too many to help at once."

"Maybe we should prioritise some people?" Izuku asked hesitantly. "I don't like the idea of kids being down in pentagram more than they have to be."

"Splendid idea my chap!" A static filled voice chimed in making both Izuku and Charlie yelp in fright as Alister stepped out from the shadows in the corner of the room. "It'll give less chance for those ruffians like Krueger and that ginger doll to harm them."

"Alister, what do you need?" Charlie asked in a forced chipper tone.

The radio demon gave a fang filled grin as static danced behind him, his shadow elongated and rubbed its hands together greedily. "Why my dear I wish to offer some services to the hotel in the form of new staff."

"Let me guess, due to pure boredom?" Izuku asked flatly as he climbed back to his feet from where he fell on the rug.

"Why my good fellow that is but part of the reasoning. The other is to get in the good books of my future daughter in law." Alister grinned brightly as he pulled a much smaller stack of files from inside his vest and placed them before Charlie on the desk.

"What?" Charlie asked with a blush.

"He's dating my mum remember?" Izuku asked.

"I know that but why do you think we're getting married?" Charlie asked causing Izuku's eyes to go wide and his skull to combust.

"Oh not now my dear but sooner or later you would want to settle down and have a family as most do. So long as things remain of the current course Izuku here would happily pop the question down the line, wether that includes the rest of your menagerie is up to your future choices." Alister offhandedly stated with a amused grin before he turned and walked towards the door, his cane tapping with each step. "Now if you both excuse me I promised young Eri a bedtime story. Ta ta!"

Downstairs an excited cry of "STORY TIME!" was heard followed by the sound of running feet despite protests that it was too early for bed time.

"Atleast Nezu was kind enough to allow parents to stay on campus with us." Charlie smiled.

"Yeah, who knew Kendo's mum was that good of a chef." Izuku chuckled slightly. "Uh, so did you want me to stay with you for a bit and help with the paperwork?"

"Sure, just let me know if you need a break." Charlie nodded as she absently started work on sheet of paperwork from a much smaller pile left by Alister, this one for a Sam Maxton who had been crushed by falling rebar during the construction of Hoover dam, his only sins being pre marital sex and cursing, a small note attached read that he was looking for janitorial work.

Meanwhile Izuku had already started sorting out the application forms for potential hotel residents into different piles, anyone with crimes against children were instantly tossed aside given the general refusal to help those types of people at Happy Hotel, children were grouped together with parents and carers while some who passed away without parents were set in a seperate pile given hell's only orphanage was a horrendous place to be.

Eventually hours ticked on and the piles shrank and seperated into multiple much more smaller ones. Charlie had picked out a total of 30 extra staff members from the set of files Alister handed her, she ended up having rejected the other 12 of the original applicants on sheer principle of domestic abuse, drug abuse, sex crimes or in one case cannibalism. She understood Ibara kept to strictly non sentient demonic wildlife or ferals which was ok in her books but eating sentient individuals sat wrong with her.

Izuku had managed to sort from the first half of the massive pile as many families with children caught in the attack as he could. Most of the children had been caught in the attack during school hours and not many had died with their families leaving the kids alone in pentagram for the time being. He sighed as he slammed his head against the desk causing Charlie to jump in fright before looking over to see if he was ok.

"Oh Izu." Charlie whispered as she hugged at his side, tears running down his face. "It'll be ok, we'll help them."

"I'm sorry Charls it's just..." Izuku broke off as he started sobbing once more.

"I know, I know." Charlie spoke softly as she rubbed circles on his back. A soft knocking at the door gained her attention. She turned her head to see a concerned looking Mina standing there.

"Is everything alright?" The pink skinned cambion asked in concern.

"He's been helping with the paperwork for kids caught in the invasion and I think it's gotten to him." Charlie stated softly as she continued to hug Izuku.

"I'll grab your girlfriends." Mina smiled softly with a thumbs up before quickly darting off before Charlie could reply. All too soon the dorm room was filled and an annoyed Loona was dragged along by Momo and Toga.

"I've got shit to do blondy." Loona growled at Toga, her ears back and her fur bristling.

"And you've got the night off while the cenobite priesthood play bodyguard." Toga retorted with a fang filled grin making Loona pout that her excuse was dismissed so easily.

"Aizawa Sensei gave us a gift." Momo stated as she gestured her chin at the hastily wrapped box under her arm. "He said something about the evils of paperwork and shoved it into my hands."

"Maybe it's an organiser?" Ibara asked as she sat herself on the edge of the bed. "It would make sense."

"No way." Mina snorted a laugh as Charlie accepted the box and ripped off the paper covering to reveal a box labled as Extra strength Vodka cans 24 pack. "Who knew Sensei would support that."

"Paperwork." Charlie sighed before putting the box of cans on the bed. "Everyone grab one, after today I'm sure we'd all need one."

"Is that wise princess?" Loona asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I've been dealing with paperwork on-top of killjoy showing up, I think everyone needs one." Charlie deadpanned at the hellhound. Loona raised her hands in mock surrender as everyone but Toga and Izuku grabbed one.

"You not having one green?" Loona asked.

"I'd don't want to risk burning the dorms down." Izuku replied as he shook his head. After all it was common knowledge what happened when one mixed booze and fires.

"Relax, what's the worst that could happen?" Mina grinned as she cracked the seal on her can before tossing Izuku one from the box. "Ugh, it's warm." She recoiled slightly as she scrunched her nose in distaste.

"It's a sin to drink...but I suppose I'm a sinner now myself." Ibara lamented before she too opened her can and took a swing, instantly coughing and sputtering at the flavour. "It tastes like hand sanitizer!" She wheezed before continuing to drink.

"Then why are you still drinking it?" Vaggie asked in confusion as Izuku cautious took a sip of the vodka, sputtering at the flavour.

"My parents are one; satanists and two my mother is Russian, vodka wasted is mother getting disappointed." Ibara supplied softly, a feint red dusting already covering her cheeks. "I think my uncle also owns Kivich brewing? I don't know, all mum's side has plant quirks. She could make rose thorns grow from her skin and Uncle Hazich could grow potatoes."

"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew!" Mina giggled to herself, evidently a light weight with alcohol.

"Ah fine. What could go wrong?" Toga shrugged before opening a can and sculling the contents. "WOOOOOOO!"

As it turns out the worst that could happen did not half an hour later. While some of the girls were merely tipsy such as Vaggie and Momo who had a better alcohol tolerance than average, others like Mina and Toga were starting grow impatient with a lack of action on their end. However it all came to a head when Charlie decided she wanted some happy time.

"Okay, trooooth or dare?" Charlie asked as she pointed at Mina.

"Trooths." Mina slurred.

"Do you like my izu-kun?" Charlie asked as she sat down onto the bed.

"Yeah...yeah he's hot." Mina nodded.

"Wanna bang with us?" Charlie asked with a grin. Izuku meanwhile was too occupied with trying to stack a pack of cards Momo had made earlier into a pyramid shape to pay any attention.

[REMOVED DUE TO RULES ON FF AND WATTPAD]

Izuku groaned as he squinted his eyes in displeasure at the sunlight leaking through the curtains. The sound of feet thumping through the hallway registered to his ears moments before the door was slammed open. His eyes went wide at the sight of Eri standing in the doorway.

"Onii-chan and his girlfriend's had a sleepover and Ibara is hugging everyone with her plant hair...but how did they loose their clothes?" Eri asked with a confused expression.

"Wait Eri no!" Tokoyami panicked as he rushed to pull the small girl away from the door and turned away, putting himself between them and Eri. Ibara's vines shot out, slamming the door shut and piling against the wall.

"LOCK IT NEXT TIME!" Dark shadow snapped at the now shut door as everyone rushed to get dressed, nobody wanting to explain to Inko what had been going on.

"I don't know if the damned sun will stop being a bright prick or not but it had better." Loona growled as she squinted her eyes.

"Someone needs a V, E, T." Vaggie grumbled.

"A what? What's that spell?" Loona asked in confusion.

"Wait...is she joking?" Mina asked softly as she stumbled about trying to pull up her pants.

"Nope, what does it spell?" Loona asked.

"Vet." Toga groaned as she tried to shove her head under the pillow.

"VET?! I DON'T NEED A VET!" Loona shrieked as she bolted for an attached bathroom, slamming the door shut behind her. "No vets are needed!"

Soon the intercom system blared to life and broadcast an announcement from Principal Nezu. "To the residents of dorms 1A and 1B, classes are cancelled for the next day. All individuals present in the unofficial dorm party please report to Recovery Girl's office for a check up. Present Mic, you owe me ¥2500. Hahahahaha!"

"We're so screwed." Izuku groaned.

End.

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