Castle Hastle and What Klaww's In Mined

WORK IN PROGRESS

Nico: Man, Sara, you really love playing in water, don't you?

Sara: I sure do!

SPLASH!

She dove in to the lake and it was fun.

She came up.

Sara: I'm a mermaid after all.

Camie: That is true.

Varie: That is awesome.

Nico: And what do you like to do in your free time?

Sara: I like to cook Curry at a local restaurant.

Me: Nice! And it's awesome food too. (LOUD FART) Oops pardon me.

Nico: (LAUGHS) No worries.

Sara: (LAUGHS) My curry gives J.D. gas but he doesn't mind it.

Me: (LAUGHS) It's funny. (LOUD FART) Oh sorry.

Nico: It's fine dude.

Me: Thanks. I had some of Sara's curry for lunch and man it's good but it RAVAGES my insides. (LOUD FART!) Sorry.

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS)

Sara: (LAUGHS) Funny! But yeah.

Nico: Yeah. Also yesterday was awesome. Man we started meeting the Lego Marvel heroes and villains.

Hydros: We sure did and man they are amazing.

Nico: But now, we might have a big problem.

Me: Kang the Conqueror is out to cause problems for the Lego World.

Nico: Yep.

Xenia: This is gonna be rough.

Me: Yep. But it will be fun. I like the Lego Adventures they are funny and awesome.

Qin: I agree there. These versions of the Avengers are all really funny and awesome.

Me: Yeah they sure are. Battling Eson the Searcher, Presence and Attilan awesome.

Qin: I know.

Me: But seeing all those worlds merged into one like that is really cool!

Nico: I don't see how it's our fault several Lego worlds merged into Chronopolis. It was Kang's doing anyway.

Me: Yeah it was Kang's doing. I remember the game all too well and Kang did all that. Also We have a VERY SIMILAR world too. Gotham Royal York. Remember?

Nico: Oh right! Yeah we did make this city into what it is.

Eli: We sure did but that is an awesome city there.

Nico: Yeah we have our work cut out for us.

Me: But it will be REALLY fun every step of the way.

Nicole: It sure will be.

Me: I agree. But it will be awesome and cool.

Varie: It sure will be.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: But for now lets just enjoy this relaxing time that we have.

Nico: I agree.

Me: But it was fun meeting the Lego Guardians.

Nico: It sure was. And before we start part 2 lets go see what the Avenger's mansion is like.

Me: Good idea. We saw the one from the Yost Universe but not the Lego one. That was cool.

Nico: It sure was.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Assuming it's still there.

Nicole: Oh don't worry Nico. My spy camera confirmed that it's still standing. I have a sentry probe watching Chronopolis.

Nico: Cool!

Qin: Wow.

Me: Good. But this will be awesome still.

Nico: Yep.

Laney: And if we face Carnage later on, I have a feeling that Girl Jordan is going to let that monster have it.

Girl Jordan: Only if the Carnage Half of Carnom is laughing like a maniacal monster.

Xenia: Yeah.

Girl Jordan: And I'm going to stick to that promise.

Me: Good for you G.J.

Nico: Of course it might not work like that.

Girl Jordan: We'll see. But okay.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and this is one person we're not going to like in the slightest: we got word from Lady Hokage that an evil version of Sakura Haruno has been sighted, and she is absolutely pissed off at J.D. for what he's done in humiliating Evil Sasuke and killing him multiple times.

We gasped. Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived without Lincoln even sending a message.

Nico: Lori, everyone, how did you guys get here so fast? Usually, Lincoln would send the message as soon as we found out after he tells us about the villain.

Lynn: Sorry, Nico. But, we heard her screeching voice from a mile away, it's like me using a sander to buff out Lori's calluses on her feet.

Lori: Ignoring that remark, we came here as soon as possible, and we're ready for her.

Sakura Haruno: And so are we.

Sakura Knudson: Me too, and I'm going to do a version of the Evil Sasuke Rant on her, except that it's gonna be how she devoted her entire time to being an absolute fangirl and how she followed a monster like Evil Sasuke like a lovesick puppy and how she is nothing but a long lost cause and a disgrace to the ninja name, and how she is nothing but a pathetic Ninja Wannabe, and how she wanted to get inside Evil Sasuke's pants to repopulate the Uchiha Clan and turn it into a clan full of evil.

We gasped in horror, and my jaw, Marlene, and Elaine's jaws hit the floor!

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

Lincoln closed our jaws.

Marlene Knudson: Oh God, if she says all that, it's gonna be a brutal catfight!

Me: Same here, Marlene.

Nico: If it comes to that, I've got some things you can use to hurt her with.

Nico got out some clubs, knives, machetes, and a razor.

Sakura Knudson: Wait, why do you have a...? (Suddenly realizes why there's a razor) Oh, and there is no doubt the razor is Marlene's idea.

Marlene Knudson: You know me, sis.

Nico: Ranting at Evil Sasuke is one thing. Evil Sakura might be tricky.

Sakura Knudson: This will be good. After seeing bro's rant to him in action I looked it over and took notes and made my own version of it.

Me: Awesome.

Laney: This will be awesome.

Sakura Knudson: It's time for the God Sibling of Nature to shine in this one.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Evil Sakura Haruno) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that banshee! She's 20 yards away and she's already making a mess of the place turning cars over, breaking windows, and smashing trees to the ground.

Eleanor Suzaku Haruno and Lara Xinxiangmi: WHAT?! I'M GONNA SMASH THAT IMPOSTER THAT LOOKS LIKE OUR COUSIN!

Sakura Haruno: Lincoln, I think we better restrain Eleanor and Lara.

Lincoln: Yeah, we can't have them smashing her early. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Evil Sakura Haruno.

Nico: Oh, and Brody, Arkayna, Yin, Yost Cap, Shinnosuke, and Ultrox did good.

Me: They sure did.

Qin: That was so fun.

Shinnosuke: We all had fun in that one.

Ultrox: Boy it was great.

Yin: I'll say!

Brody: Yeah!

We were flying, and then, we saw Evil Sakura Haruno, and she was already causing havoc by trashing many cars, breaking windows, and literally beating people up and smashing them into the ground and she was screaming with that banshee voice of hers.

Nico: My God, look at this mess!

Me: Damn it, she's really wrecked the place!

Lincoln and Sakura Haruno looked at the place, and of course, they immediately had second thoughts on restraining Lara and Eleanor.

Lincoln: Sakura, remember when you said we should restrain Eleanor and Lara? I'm starting to have second thoughts.

Sakura Haruno: Same here. Eleanor, Lara.

Eleanor Suzaku Haruno and Lara Xīnxiàngmù looked to their cousin and Lincoln.

Lincoln and Sakura Haruno: Rip that pink-haired banshee's vocal chords out!

That ultimately did it: Lara Xīnxiàngmù and Eleanor Suzaku Haruno were unleashed, and they went at Evil Sakura Haruno and they began smashing her into the ground, and MAN, IT WAS BRUTAL TO THE EXTREME!

Maria: HOLY SHIT!

It got even uglier when Lara Xīnxiàngmù and Eleanor Suzaku Haruno shaved Evil Sakura Haruno's eyebrows off.

Sakura Haruno: (GASPS) Oh God, they shaved off her eyebrows! Okay, this has gone on long enough.

Lincoln: Agreed.

Suddenly, a massive wave of pink Sakura blossoms and pink butterflies appeared and danced in the wind and the butterflies fired blasts of pink energy at Evil Sakura Haruno and she got hit hard. Then, the wave of pink Sakura blossoms and pink butterflies crashed into the ground as a massive tornado of pink energy with swirling pink Sakura blossoms and butterflies formed, and then, a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard and we appeared, and that pissed off Evil Sakura Haruno when she saw me

Evil Sakura Haruno: YOU! YOU! (BANSHEE SHRIEK) I'LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO SASUKE!

Me: Try it, you banshee!

Nico: Your voice is as atrocious as scraping metal nails on a chalkboard!

Me: Like this!

I formed my fingers into claws and scraped them down a chalkboard!

(HORRIBLY OBNOXIOUS SCRAPING NOISE)

Evil Sakura Haruno: (SCREAMS) THAT HURT!

Ino: You are an absolute disgrace to the world of shinobi billboardbrow!

Sakura Haruno: Boy it feels satisfying hearing you call my evil self that Ino.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: We knew we would fight you one day!

Evil Sakura Haruno went ballistic and went at me, but then, a massive blast of fire appeared from out of nowhere and it hit Evil Sakura Haruno and sent her flying into a nearby bench.

CRASH!

Lincoln: Lola, was that...?

Lola: That wasn't me.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a crimson red short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, crimson red skirt, purple stockings, white bridal gloves, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive gold angel greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Helena Knudson.

Me, Sakura Knudson, Elaine, Marlene Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Helena?!

Helena Knudson: Yep. Helena Knudson, God Sibling of Fire reporting for duty.

Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. (To Evil Sakura Haruno) Now, where were we?

Sakura Knudson unholstered her massive Sakura Knudson's True Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Elemental Flower Love Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Love.

Evil Sakura Haruno: YOU GODDAMN BITCH!

Sakura Knudson: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Cosmic Elemental Flower Love Wolf Phoenix Angel Love) Look who's talking, and a "Goddamn Bitch" is the only kind of person you can handle. You really make me sick just by even looking at you, you know that. All you have ever done in your life is devote your entire time to being an absolute fangirl and you followed a monster like Evil Sasuke and you always followed him around like a lovesick puppy. That disgusts me to the fucking core, and on top of all that, you're nothing more than a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You're nothing more than a long lost cause and an absolute disgrace to the Ninja name, all you are is a pathetic Ninja Wannabe. And to top it all off, a bitch like you gives all girls a bad name, all you ever wanted was to get inside Evil Sasuke's pants and repopulate the Uchiha Clan and turn it into a clan full of evil. My brother made the right decision to kill off the Evil Uchiha Clan in 150,000 years hence, all of them are a bunch of goddamn fucking thieves, stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha who was out to destroy the entire planet, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village their clan clan founded. Every last one of those Evil Uchiha Motherfuckers didn't give a flying fuck about anyone but their pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why he killed them all including Evil Sasuke's father. The Uchiha are nothing more than heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, scheme, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why he killed them all, but you, you're just the absolute worst human being I've ever met! YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING UGLY BITCH!

WE GASPED IN UTTER SHOCK AND AWE AND MY JAW, NICO'S, ELAINE'S, MARLENE'S, HELENA'S, MY DAD'S, AND MY MOM'S JAW DROPPED TO THE GROUND!

CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!

Lincoln closed our jaws. Just then, we saw Evil Sakura Haruno turn absolutely red with demonic rage and her pink hair turned into living pink flames, and she let out an unbearable banshee shriek!

Sakura Haruno: Oh man, that really hit her right in the gut, and it's pissed her off in a major-league bad way!

Evil Sakura Haruno charged at Sakura Knudson and tried to punch and kick her, but Sakura Knudson dodged all of her punches and kicks, and she responded in kind by punching and kicking her all over the place with unimaginable brute strength and speed!

Sakura Knudson went at her and punched her in her face!

KRABLAM!

SMASH WHAM BIFF KROW!

Sakura Knudson bashed her all over.

Nico: That was actually pretty good!

Me: Yeah it was!

POW BLAM SMASH WHAM BIFF!

Sakura Knudson bashed and pulverized her all over!

Nico: YEAH!

Sakura fired an energy blast and it hit Evil Sakura and blasted her in the shirt.

Konohamaru: TAKE THAT YOU UGLY TROLL!

Me: Normally we would be scared shitless. But Not this time!

Mandee: SPD EMERGENCY!

She turned into a Brown SPD RANGER!

Mandee: SPD BROWN!

Nico: NICE!

Sam S.L.: WILD ACCESS!

She turned into purple Squid Ranger!

Sam S.L.: COLOSSAL SQUID! WILD FORCE PURPLE!

SHOOTING TEXAS PRIDE!

Becky: HENSHIN!

She turned into a Cowboy Rider for Zero One!

Becky: I AM KAMEN RIDER COWBOY TEXAS!

Dana: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

She turned into a Dark Blue Ranger!

Dana: COLD AS THE ICE AGE! MYSTIC FORCE NAVY BLUE!

Whitney: HENSHIN!

From the Beautiful Flowers of the Garden of Eden arose the beautiful swordmistress of the flowers of nature and with the power of the Sword of Nature and Eden she will defend the garden from the forces of darkness!

Whitney: SWORDMISTRESS OF THE FLOWERS! KAMEN RIDER EDEN!

Fiona: LETS CHANGE!

She flared up a Lightning Fairy Aura! She turned into the Aqua Blue Changeman!

Girl Jordan: LETS CHANGE!

She flared up a Sea Dragon aura and turned into an Aqua Blue Changeman but with Sea Dragon Wings!

Mollie: BLUE OWL!

She turned into a Eurasian Eagle Owl Jetman!

Mollie: BLUE EAGLE OWL!

Loud House Stella: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

She turned into a Megaloceros Ranger!

Loud House Stella: MEGALOCEROS POWER! DINO THUNDER GREY!

They were ready for action!

Me: AWESOME!

NIco: You're screwed now!

Me: Big time!

Nico: OH SHIT! NOW, THIS HAS TURNED INTO A REALLY BRUTAL CATFIGHT!

And of course, me, my other sisters, and my parents were really cheering for her big time!

Me, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: GET HER, SAKURA! TEAR THAT BANSHEE APART, RIP HER HAIR OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT!

Lincoln: We should also join in as well, we can't be left out of the action!

Me: Yeah, you're right.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed and we joined Sakura Knudson.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve coming after us, Evil Sakura.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, don't worry, you'll be joining your favorite monster soon!

Lincoln, Sakura Knudson, and I went after Evil Sakura Haruno, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, neon pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Evil Sakura Haruno, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Horsea Squirted Ink and it got in Evil Sakura's eyes.

Poliwag slapped her all over with her tail.

Then, we attacked her with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Sakura Knudson, and I attacked her hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Evil Sakura Haruno even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Evil Sakura Haruno: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Evil Sakura Haruno charged at us completely blind with rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked her hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at her and she got hit hard and he slashed at her with his massive black greatsword. Naruto grabbed her by the waist with one of his nine massive and long red fox tails and smashed her down into the dirt left and right and tossed her into a nearby trashcan, and Sakura Haruno smashed Evil Sakura Haruno down with her massive and powerful strength, and it got her on her last legs.

Sakura Haruno: She's on her last legs.

Me: Yep. To quote Wolf (To Evil Sakura) "You'll be seeing your lover soon."

Nico: To quote Pigma: "Evil Sasuke screamed real good before he died!"

Maria: During all the times we fought him!

Evil Sakura: WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PUTRID!

KRABLAM!

She punched Maria in her face. But her punch didn't have any effect on her!

Maria: (sarcastically) Ouch!

Me: SNIFF ON THIS!

LOUD SUPER FART!

I farted right in Evil Sakura's face and she gagged, coughed and puked!

Evil Sakura: (COUGHS)

Sakura Haruno: Now you know how it feels to be me bitch!

Evil Sakura: OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH UGLY!

WE GASPED!

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: You're in for it now!

Sakura Haruno: CHAAAAA!

She went at Evil Sakura and then...

SUPER POWERFUL MASSIVE PUNCH!

She punched her evil self SQUARE IN THE FACE AND SENT HER CRASHING THROUGH 7 BUILDINGS!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Evil Sakura fell down to the ground and then an abandoned skyscrapper fell and smashed right on top of her!

KRASMASH!

Nico: Brutal!

Evil Sakura got out of the rubble and she was REALLY MANGLED UP!

Me: Now you will feel TRUE Pain!

Xenia: And it's not going to be pretty!

Time to end her for good.

Evil Sakura Haruno charged at us again, but Lincoln used his time powers to freeze her, and then, he punched her hard in the face and kicked her hard in the stomach, and when he unfroze her, she had a bruise on her face and stomach.

Sakura Haruno: Wow, that's the first time we saw you use your time powers, Lincoln.

Nico: He's had some practice with them, but that was so awesome.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end her. FIRESTORM STYLE NINJA ART: FOX FIRE PHOENIX FIRESTORM RASENSHURIKEN!

Lincoln formed a massive red Rasenshuriken with flames surrounding it and a phoenix flying around the red core, he threw it into Evil Sakura Haruno and it slammed into her and she was incinerated to ashes and she was sent to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down!

Me: Now, that was so awesome!

Lincoln: Thanks, J.D. (To Helena Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Helena.

Helena Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, Mom, Dad, Varie, Elaine, Marlene, and Sakura again, J.D.

Me: You too, sis.

Lincoln went up to Helena Knudson and he hugged her, and Helena Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Helena Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Helena Knudson, God Sibling of Fire, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful fire powers and immense control over the flames. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, and Marlene, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Fire, but also Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like me and Sakura. She defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT! YOU'RE GOING TO GET BURNED!

Nico: Yikes! That's one of your relatives no one wants to piss off not unless they want to get burned.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: You got that right.

Lincoln: Yeah, no one wants to get burned by her, and now that you're here, Helena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Helena Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Helena Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Helena Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Helena Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena Knudson.

Helena Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.

Velma: I was still surprised to find out J.D. has a lot of sisters when he told us that years ago, that's something he has in common with Lincoln.

Lincoln: I was about to point that out, Velma.

Helena Knudson: And I can already guess that Shaggy and Scooby are still the same as ever, right?

Shaggy: You know us, Helena.

Scooby Doo: Yeah.

Me: And are you still a lover of nuclear spicy food?

Helena got out a bottle of superhot hot sauce and chugged it down, and a massive fire tornado had exploded out of her and she gained a massive power boost and fired a fire breath blast at some thug who tried to attack her and got incinerated.

Helena Knudson: That I still am, J.D. (BELCHES AND FIRE COMES OUT)

Me: Nice!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Nico: Can I have some?

Helena Knudson: Sure.

He tried some and then massive fire tornado had exploded out of him and he gained a massive power boost and fired a fire breath blast at some thug who tried to attack me and got incinerated.

Me: Whoa! Nice one!

Nico: (BELCHES AND FIRE COMES OUT)

Poromon: I want one!

Me: Poromon this is my sisters hottest hot sauce. You would probably explode. Literally.

Helena Knudson: Yep. It's called Apocalyptic Nova Death Sauce.

Qin: Whoa.

Me: That is powerful.

Nico: Yikes.

Xenia: Just imagine if Evil Sasuke or Evil Sakura drank that.

Nico: Too late now.

Me: I know. But there's always next time.

Nico: True.

Me: Yep.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: Now we got the fun part. The Anothers.

Eli: Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We got Another Evil Magma Man, Evil Solar Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Torch Man, King Jellyfish and Hydros.

Me: WHOA! All Fire Robot Masters!

Laney: Wow! That is infernal!

Xenia: Hot hot hot!

Nico: This will be awesome.

Maria: Who do we call for this?

Me: Erasa, Asami Sato, Chunk, Hiita the Fire Charmer and Cindy Richards.

Nico: Cool!

Chunk: I'm going to rip him apart.

Asami Sato: It will be fun!

Hiita: It sure will be cool.

Eli: And I sense that the anothers minus Hydros are one person.

Me: Wow!

Nico: Nice. There they are!

We saw Another Evil Magma Man, Evil Solar Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Torch Man and King Jellyfish!

Me: Whoa! Infernal.

Qin: Yeah.

Another Magma Man: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Lincoln: Valerie Vaadwaur!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair, blue eyes, yellow and red clothes and had yellow angel wings and had the symbol for the Imperial Republic of Vaadwaur in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a yellow keyblade.

Valerie Vaadwaur: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow! You grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I know.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Valerie Vaadwaur, Keyblade Knight of Vaadwaur, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Vaadwaur, and she has intense light powers and she's a master of light. She is the Keyblade Knight of Vaadwaur and the leader of the Imperial Republic of Vaadwaur, and she has also helped out The Enterprise in many of their travels through the galaxy and defended them from the many terrors and dangers they've fought against in the past. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light.

We were amazed.

Me: Wow! The Keyblade knight of the planet Vaadwaur. I remember the Vaadwaur were not very nice people.

Valerie Vaadwaur: Yeah my people were mean and nasty but I made sure they turned to helping Earth out.

Me: Nice.

Qin: I'll say!

Me: By the way is the Another Hydros friendly or hostile?

Valerie Vaadwaur: Friendly and she is a cold one.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They both glowed and the Anothers were separated.

Me: Time for action.

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers.

I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Nico: Nice!

Maria: (Turns dial) ROSES OF WIND 6!

She summoned Kitty, Esdeath, Magmoor, Hizumina, TTG Kitten and Spike Rosered!

Me: Yeah! Now for the Another Hydros.

Nico: We just got done fighting fire. Now we're about to fight ice!

Me: Yeah we sure are.

Qin: This is gonna be awesome.

Me: Yep.

Xenia: I think it will be awesome.

Nico: All we can do now is wait.

Me: With Another Hydros it won't be hard to spot.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Just need to look out for freezing temperatures.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: LOOK!

We saw a huge figure and it was ANOTHER HYDROS!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Another Hydros.

Hydros: Wow!

Another Hydros saw us.

Another Hydros: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun got started.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair, orange eyes and yellow angel wings and had orange clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Sun Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a sun sword in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Saya Sun!

Saya Sun: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Saya is the embodiment of another version of the Sun Dopant and she has all the powers of the Sun. Fire, light, energy and life nourishment. Also she has the powers of ice like Hydros does.

Hydros: That is awesome!

Nico: It sure is.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Saya Sun: No he didn't. I used a light blast as bright as 100 suns and ran out of there while he was blinded.

Nico: Like a Solar Flare technique.

Saya Sun: Yep.

Me: Clever.

Sakura Knudson: That explains what that light was that I saw.

Saya Sun: Yep.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

He fired a wave of light and separated her.

Saya Sun: Oh yeah!

Nico: (Gets out Hydros' Ridewatch) FREEZE!

May: (Gets out Owl Beastman's Ridewatch) WHO is talking to who!

Maria: (Gets out Piledriver's ridewatch) I'm going to smash you!

They activated the ridewatches of Hydros, King Jellyfish, Owl Beastman, Ice Sphere Doomer, Piledriver, and Weather Machine Monster (Operation Overdrive) and fired waves of energy and elements.

Sara: And for some zap power! (ACTIVATES KING JELLYFISH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of lightning and the blasts hit Another Hydros and blasted him.

Then Iceage, Doc Duodenum, Carrie Beff, Lady Bullseye, Bammers and Rock Doggler came.

Nico: Nice team Iceage!

Iceage: Thanks Nico!

LOUD FART!

I ripped one.

Me: Oops sorry.

Doc Duodenum: (FART TALK)

Me: I heard that Doc!

But then...

CRASH!

I got hit on the head by a huge block of concrete and it shattered on impact!

Me: OUCH!

I had a nasty lump on my head!

Nico: What the?

?: Sorry!

Concrete Man came.

Me: Concrete Man. Wow! Ouch! My aching head!

Lana put ice on my head.

Concrete Man: (In a girls voice) I was aiming for Another Hydros and missed.

Nico: Cindy Concrete!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had orange and grey clothes and orange angel wings and she had a cement mixer in the middle of her forehead.

Quickmix: (Irish Accent) That's amazing that you are like me as a cement mixer lass.

Cindy Concrete: Yeah I have cement powers. I got this.

She fired a wave of hard concrete and it hit Another Hydros and shattered him and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

Nico: That's gotta hurt.

Me: OUCH! No fucking shit!

Qin: No kidding.

The lump on my head was throbbing hard.

May: At least I wasn't the one who was hit.

Me: Easy for you to say May. Ouch.

Nico: Boy that is a nasty lump.

Cindy Concrete: Yeah sorry. I couldn't see you very well. I lost my glasses.

Me: Glasses?

Cindy Concrete: Yeah like Velma I can't see anything in front of my face. I'm blind as a bat without my glasses.

Me: Oh man.

Velma: (laughs) Welcome to my world. Alright, we'll help you find them

Maria: I think these are them.

She pulled out a pair of orange glasses from her pocket.

Maria: I found these on a bench and figured someone lost them.

Maria gave them to Cindy.

Cindy put them on and she could see again.

Cindy Concrete: Ahh thanks! That's better. Oh man! J.D. I hope I didn't hit you too hard. Sorry about that.

Me: I'll be okay and it was an accident. Ouch.

May: Now you know how I feel.

Nico: May?

May: Well he does.

Nico: Not helping.

May: Sorry.

Sara: Anyway what's your favorite memory of Nico?

Cindy Concrete: When me and Nico made the largest ever prison in the world in San Francisco. We call it Alcatraz 2.0.

Me: Whoa you guys made that prison!? That is home to the WORST EVER criminals in the world.

Nico: Yep. And it has EVERYTHING that Fred said about the Vault.

Me: Wow!

Cindy Concrete: Yep. That was fun.

Nico: It sure was.

Nico and Cindy hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Cindy Concrete: Same here. And J.D. sorry I hit you.

Me: It's okay.

We went back home.

After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Baihumon, Bastemon, Francesca Giordano, Crono, Superboy, and Chunky Kong are heading to New Mexico, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got bad news: Jeremiah "Jerry" Dandridge, the main antagonist of the 1985 horror film Fright Night, is causing havoc, but we're not letting that freak get away with this, we've got a stake with his name on it.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in New Mexico, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got some bad news: Jeremiah "Jerry" Dandridge, the main antagonist of the 1985 horror film Fright Night, is causing havoc.

Sumner: Jerry Dandridge? That bloodsucking freak!

Me: We're not letting that monster live a single second further, he's getting a stake driven right through his heart.

Nico: Or we could do like they did in the movie and expose him to the sunlight.

Lincoln: We'll think of how we're going to kill him when we get after him.

Baihumon: Right. Now, we should get going before that vampire goes after another victim.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved frilly shirt, short-sleeved black blouse, necklace with red heart gem for the pendant, white cravat, black skirt with the Are You Afraid of The Dark Logo on it, white bridal gloves, black lace stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, dark magic, darkness, black magic, Satanic Magic, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the symbol of The Midnight Society, and holstered on her back is a massive black greatsword, and with her are the five girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Blythe Midnight, Treasurer of The Midnight Society.

Blythe Midnight: That's right, and I got the girls away from that bloodsucking undead freak before he could attack them and turn them into vampires.

?: YOU ASSHOLES, HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY DINNER! (UNHOLY SHRIEK)

We then saw our target, Jerry Dandridge, and he was seriously out for blood!

Sylvester: Well, now that we've lured you out, Jerry, now we can finally deal with you.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: You're right, your feeding frenzy ends right here and now, Dandridge. Let's get him, gang!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Baihumon and his team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Jerry Dandridge, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln used the Kamen Rider Kiva Gear that turned his massive greatsword into a vampiric version of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and he inserted the Fuestles of Fangore, Vampirus, Dracula (Marvel), Mirelle Manson, Universe 666 Count Dracula (The Batman), Vampire Bat Beastman, and Vampire Susan & Mary Test, and it had a vampiric red glow surrounding the blade, and when he cut Jerry Dandridge down, it sucked him dry of all his blood and sent him to The Black Gates for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Your little feeding frenzy ends here and now, Dandridge. (To Blythe Midnight) And it's so good to see you again, Blythe Midnight.

Blythe Midnight: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you again, Autumn.

Autumn Midnight: You too, Blythe.

Lincoln went up to Blythe Midnight and he hugged her, and Blythe Midnight is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Blythe Midnight: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Blythe Midnight, Treasurer of The Midnight Society, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and her group meet up with me at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Lola with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Lola tried to attack us, but Blythe sprayed Lola with the hose and she used her dark powers and made Lola's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

Nico: Jeez, that's scary.

Me: And I remembered that incident all too well, Lola got what she deserved that night.

Nico: Yeesh, I hate to find out how Amara knew of Lola's nightmares and used them to frighten her.

Lincoln: That was due to Blythe's powers over darkness, and the rest of her sisters are also members of The Midnight Society and each of them have the same powers as her and are just as powerful and deadly as her, and now that you're here, Blythe.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Blythe Midnight in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Blythe Midnight: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Blythe Midnight's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Blythe Midnight: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Blythe Midnight.

Blythe Midnight had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Natalia, Ruzé, Mila Micola, Tianne Ruthheim, and Filia Shiora from Isekai Harem Monogatari.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Natalia, Ruzé, Mila Micola, Tianne Ruthheim, and Filia Shiora from Isekai Harem Monogatari.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Natalia: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Natalia and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Jerry Dandridge, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Natalia: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Natalia: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Natalia, Ruzé, Mila Micola, Tianne Ruthheim, and Filia Shiora with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was none other than Jeremiah "Jerry" Dandridge, the main antagonist of the 1985 horror film Fright Night.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating that bloodsucking freak to the ground and finally Lincoln using the Kamen Rider Kiva gear that transformed his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds into a vampiric version of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and inserting the Fuestles of the vampires in The Masters of Evil that gave it extra power, and he cut down Jerry Dandridge and that drained him dry of every last drop of blood and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Blythe Midnight have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, I can't believe you guys went after Jerry Dandridge from Fright Night. Mom hasn't seen that movie in years.

Lincoln: And he was scary as Hell and extremely dangerous. But, we destroyed him.

Nico: And in the process, his victims were all cured.

Me: He tried to turn the town into his own personal feeding ground, so he had to go.

After destroying Jerry Dandridge once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Blythe Midnight saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Blythe Midnight: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Blythe, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Blythe Midnight: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Blythe Midnight: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Suddenly, Kurumu spotted something shining on Lincoln's sisters and the other members of the team except for me, my harem and kids, Lincoln, his harem and kids, Nico, his harem and kids, Eli, Nunnally and their kids, Drakus and The X-Squad, and Rita and Lynn Sr. Then, she sounded an alarm.

Lincoln: Oh man! Kurumu, what did you spot?

Kurumu: Nothing good, Linky. I spotted something shining on your sisters and the other members of the team. (Realizes what they were) Oh, for pity's sakes! SERGIO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!

Sergio: Rrawk! I didn't do nothing!

Eli: (Sensed Sergio's lie) He's lying! Kurumu, we're gonna need to do some surgery.

Kurumu put up a massive screen to cover everyone, and she got to work and removed what it was that she saw from Lincoln's sisters and the other members of the team: it was a massive collection of Anti-Drakus chips.

Drakus: What the?! Anti-Drakus Chips?! (Suddenly remembers) Oh, you've got to be shitting me! There's only one person who'd be so cruel as to do this: Madelyn Michaels!

Me: Who's she?

Drakus: A girl I wish we hadn't met: she's a rotten, black-hearted, sadistic, Class S Monster Bitch who enjoyed causing untold pain and suffering for everyone and making us all look like idiots, and here's the worse part: she also enjoyed ruining the relationships that girls have with their boyfriends and husbands by having affairs with them!

We gasped!

Nicole: That's just disgusting! You got a picture?

Drakus showed us the picture, and she was a girl with black hair similar to Mira Michaels, but her eyes were blood red with hatred and she has on black clothes. When Mira Michaels saw it, her face went pale.

Mira Michaels: (GASPS) Oh God! Now, I know who she is. Lincoln, do you remember what I did with her when she tried to ruin your relationship with all of us?

Lincoln: How could I forget?! I was so mad, I electrocuted her bad and you tied her up with dark energy ropes and after we told your parents, they disowned her and they sent her to a boarding school in Siberia!

Luan: And we forgot about your birthday and all because of her! When we get our hands on that evil monster, she's in for a fate crueler than death! SHE'S IN FOR...!

Drakus: (Rushed over and hugged Luan) Hey, it's okay, Luan, it's okay.

Lori: No, it's not. We fell victim to those chips just like what happened to Lincoln because of Audrey Madison and Sergio, this needs to be made right.

Lincoln: And we will make this right, it may be late, but we're giving you an awesome birthday party when I get back from my date, Drakus. (To his harem and Guardian Angels) Selene, everyone, once I go on my date, I want you all to hunt down Madelyn Michaels, tie her up, and save her for Drakus.

Mira Michaels: That is if I don't kill her first!

Drakus: I'll go with your harem and Guardian Angels, Lincoln. Not only do I want to hurt Madelyn just as much as they do, but someone's got to stop Mira from killing her early.

Lincoln: Ooh, yeah, that's a good idea. Mira hated her older sister for the crimes that you described to us in the past, and we thought we wouldn't see her again, but I was wrong.

Me: Drakus, Mira, you two don't show that bitch any mercy.

Mira Michaels: We'll give her Hell for what she's done!

Selene Arcangela: We never let any of our old enemies get out of this alive, especially if one of our old enemies are former family members.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka are heading to Everbay Coast, and while they were off, we were busy setting up for Drakus' birthday party, and it came in late, because of the dark actions of Mira Michaels' ex-older sister, Madelyn Michaels for putting Anti-Drakus Chips in the butts of Lincoln's sisters and the rest of the members of the team except for me, my harem and kids, Nico, his harem and kids, Lincoln, his harem and kids, Eli, Nunnally, and their kids, Drakus and The X-Squad because they were her main target, and Rita and Lynn Sr. and the rest of The Louds' family and friends.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Dora the Dragon, Donna the Dragon Zombie, Joan the Jabberwock, Orie the Otohime, Ryuga the Ryu, Winifred the Wurm, Wilda the Wyvern, Charmcaster (Ben 10 2016), Kaepyon, Akkyan, Mororin, Robin (Rhythm Heaven), Gotuu, and Hashimon all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Azazel Ameri: Wow, so, this is Everbay Coast, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Azazel, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln and the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka are in your harem, Linky.

Sakura Haruno: We arranged a date for Lincoln with our Simulator counterparts, and when they first met, it was true love at first sight.

Ino: It sure was, and he also clobbered Jiraya for his antics again. He really packs a punch just like Lady Tsunade and Nicole.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill the Simulator versions of Azazel Ameri, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, Tenten, Temari, Kin Tsuchi, Yugito Nii, Fu, and Hana Inuzuka, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale. Oh, and it's time for Drakus' party, we're having it at the park.

Lincoln: Awesome!

Nico: And we just got word from Drakus and the others: they got Madelyn Michaels and they are heading over right now. Let's get going.

We headed over to the park.

After Lincoln's date, we high-tailed it to the park and we already set it up for Drakus' birthday party as it was decorated with balloons in his favorite colors: cobalt blue and black, we had a huge cobalt blue tablecloth on the table, and we had a huge blue banner with words in black that said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRAKUS! This is to not only make it up to him, but to also, punish Madelyn Michaels, the ex-older sister of Mira Michaels and notorious Class S Monster Bitch and slut who hates Drakus, The X-Squad, Lincoln, his Guardian Angels, and everyone with all her black heart. The Masters of Evil were also here in the park.

Me: This'll not only make up for missing his birthday, but we're so going to enjoy making Madelyn Michaels pay.

Nico: After what Drakus told us of her, she's really in for Hell.

Poromon: (Spots the guest of honor) He's coming, gang, get ready!

We all got into position as Drakus, The X-Squad, and Lincoln's Guardian Angels came in, and they have a huge burlap sack with them, and Drakus had his eyes covered.

Drakus: Hmm, why are we here in the park?

Mira Michaels: Okay, Drakus, you can open your eyes now.

Drakus opened his eyes, and then...!

WE JUMPED OUT!

Everyone: SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DRAKUS!

Drakus: (SURPRISED) WHOA! You guys had this all set up for me? And we're having it in the park?!

Lincoln: Yep, this is to not only make it up to you, but I can tell you guys have another surprise?

Mira Michaels took the burlap sack off, and it revealed Madelyn Michaels tied up and gagged, but there was no mistaking the crazed look of hatred in her eyes and she looked really haggard: her skin was pale and she had wrinkles and she was absolutely crazy!

Twilight Sparkle: She put up a nasty fight and she had a knife in her hand! Thank goodness Drakus got it away from her.

Lincoln: Her time behind bars has driven her crazy.

Madelyn Michaels: (THRASHING LIKE MAD) (GROWLS) GET THESE ROPES OFF ME SO I CAN KILL YOU ALL!

Mira Michaels: Fat chance, Madelyn, you're not going anywhere. We're not letting you hurt anyone else again.

Drakus: That's right, you're not getting off that easy, you slut.

Madelyn Michaels: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! I'M NOT GOING TO FORGET THIS! I'LL GET REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU! I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT MY MISSION TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE ALL MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!

Mira Michaels: You won't be doing that ever, you bitch. We also know you were running from all the girlfriends and wives of the boyfriends and husbands whom you've had affairs with, and they're all demanding compensation from you. Mom and Dad made a huge mistake sending you off to prison after they disowned you, and make no mistake, you're paying for your adultery!

Madelyn Michaels: (GASPS) Oh no, I forgot about that!

Lincoln had her chained to a medieval rack and he blasted her with a gold energy beam giving her the Gessius Flores' Vengeance Curse.

Lincoln: Alright, now let's get this party started!

We immediately got the party started, and we began having tons of fun: Lincoln gave Drakus a huge book with tons of torture techniques, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily got him an black and silver cell phone case, clothes, awesome songbooks and instruments, really funny jokebooks, sports equipment, artist's kit, books on black magic, tools and toolbox, awesome and beautiful bracelets and necklaces, blaster, and photo album of Drakus and The X-Squad and the adventures.

Lincoln: Alright, and now, it's time for Attack The Heartless Spoiled Older Sister!

Then, Drakus and The X-Squad proceeded to attack Madelyn Michaels with energy blasts and slashes from their weapons and blasters, and because of that, massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and many other currencies exploded out of Madelyn Michaels.

Drakus: That's just for the compensation you owe Lincoln and his Guardian Angels and harem.

Me: Drakus, she didn't try to do anything to Lincoln, his Guardian Angels, and harem in the past, they were on to her.

Mira Michaels: Actually, there's a reason why.

Mira showed us a horrible burn on her back.

Zenet Surrow: How did you get that?

Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh God, I remember that burn mark on her. Madelyn pressed a hot pan onto Mira's back and she had to go to the hospital and spent a week there. I told Selene about it and she hunted down Madelyn and threw her in jail because of it.

We gasped.

Nico: That bitch! I think we need increase the maximum amount of pain we inflict on her.

Drakus: With pleasure. (Smirks Sadistically)

Drakus and The X-Squad went absolutely berserk and they viciously attacked Madelyn Michaels with energy blasts and slashes from their weapons and blasters, and they didn't stop there, soon they also began punching and kicking her all over the place and with ferocity, and Drakus even took a branding iron with the Star of Satan and pressed it on her stomach, leaving the brand and her Mark of Eternal Damnation, because of the massive barrage of cruel attacks they inflicted on her, tens of thousands of massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and many other currencies exploded out of Madelyn Michaels.

Lincoln: I think we got more than enough for compensation for Madelyn's victims, and since she was disowned, her parents don't care about what'll happen to her.

Lincoln removed the Gessius Flores' Vengeance Curse, and Drakus beheaded her and incinerated her by firing blue fire from his breath and sent her to The Black Gates.

Then, we got out a massive cake covered in blue frosting that we made and we ate it. We had tons of fun for Drakus' late birthday party, and we got revenge on Madelyn Michaels, and Mira's pain is finally gone for good.

We were watching TV and then Mrs. Krabappel came in and she was drunk as a loon!

Grout: I am Groot!

Drax: Poromon, you got Edna drunk, didn't you?

Poromon: Actually, it wasn't me this time.

Me: She actually got herself drunk.

Ms. Krabappel: (Slurred Speech) I'm queen of the world!

She was REALLY CRAZY ASS DRUNK!

Me: Geez!

Bart: You need to rest Mrs. K.

Ms. Krabappel: I'll be fine Seymout because I'm queen.

Bart: Lets get you to sleep.

Wood Man: Oh and Groot said "Is Ms. Krabappel Drunk!?"

Me: And yes she certainly is.

Nico: Yep. How much did she drink?

We went and saw that she had 10 bottles of rum!

Me: OH MAN!

Gamora: Edna, you need to calm down.

She puked on her. Luckily she got out of the way.

Gamora: Whoa she is really stoned.

Bart: I'll help her out.

Bart took her to her room.

Me: Sorry guys. But this was all the rum that Mr. Lynn was saving for his awesome rum cake.

Lynn: (GASP) Oh no! That was his special stash that we were told never to touch.

Me: I think Ms. Krabappel never got the memo.

Crumplezone: She's gonna be in for it when she gets sober!

Me: No kidding. That is gonna be a nasty hangover headache.

Lisa Loud: Worry not everyone. I came prepared.

She pulled out a remote and pressed the button and out came a shelf full of more rum.

Lynn: Nice job Lisa.

Me: Awesome. Better put these bottles in the recycling bin.

We did so.

Then later Mrs. Krabappel and Bart came back and their hair was a mess and their clothes were undone.

Me: Are you guys okay?

Ms. Krabappel: I think so. What happened?

She puked on Poromon.

Poromon: EW!

?: Looks like a case of Hangover Syndrome.

We saw a girl that had yellow hair and purple eyes and had purple clothes and she had sparking angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Spark Man on it.

Selena Spark: Selena Spark, embodiment of Spark Man.

Fiona: Selena! Awesome to see you again.

Whitney: Same here.

Selena Spark: Same to you Fiona and Whitney. Its been a while.

Gears: How did you meet Fiona and Whitney?

Selena Spark: I help set up the electronics and equipment like you see in fancy department stores for Reininger's and make it like fashion parties.

Me: Oh like with rave music, swank exquisite parties like for top dog fashion moguls.

Selena Spark: Exactly.

Nico: Wow!

Vinyl Scratch: Like how I do for Rarity's fashion store.

Rarity: Indeed.

Whitney: It's really amazing how she does it.

Fiona: Even Ms. Carmichael loves it.

Selena Spark: Good money too.

Me: Nice.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Selena Spark: I would be honored.

Me: Awesome.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Klaw and Man Ape, and they're causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, dear God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than Klaw and Man Ape.

Nicole: From Marvel Lego Superheroes?! Where are they at, Lincoln?

Lincoln: They're in the levels Castle Hassle and What's Klaw's is Mined.

Nico: Looks like we've got more trouble in the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes.

Me: Sounds like it.

Nico: Okay, then, let's head down there and take care of Klaw and Man Ape.

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Universe 666 Han who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God! You psychopathic, little...!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the figure is none other than Universe 666 Han who's come back from the dead and it was due to the dark actions of Universe 666 Sebastian's hidden contingency plan, and he's come here to destroy us and take revenge.

Me: So, we're going down the line from 9 to 1, eh?

Nico: Looks like it.

Katie Kokuo: Which means, I'm up next.

Lincoln: Yep, and always, we're taking the fight to Glaren.

Han: Yeah, they may not be as strong as us, but they're still as tough.

Nico: And it was all the fault of that lunatic, that guy is such a Class S psychopath. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes and we're taking down Klaw and Man Ape.

Lincoln: Klaw, Man Ape, you better be ready, we're coming for you, and once we get done with them, you're next, Universe 666 Han.

Katie Kokuo: I can't believe he set this whole contingency plan up early and once we killed him, that triggered it as a final "fuck you" to all of us. He really pissed us off big time! Well, then, we'll play his final twisted game and destroy every last one of the Universe 666 Jinchuriki. I already know of how strong Han and Kokuo are, but wait until they face us, Lincoln, we'll make them regret ever being resurrected.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to the world of Marvel Lego Superheroes and we're taking down Klaw and Man Ape, and once we got done with them, Katie Kokuo and Lincoln are going to destroy Universe 666 Han.

Jeri Katou, Shirley the Loon, Aslan (Narnia), Shishido, Samson the Lion, Sekhmet, Hypnotick, Athena Rollins, Lana, Dana, Frostbite (Danny Phantom), Ice Man, Blizzard Man, Ice (DC), Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Bakumon, Phantom Blot, Universe 666 Scar, Universe 666 Makunga, Universe 666 Zira, and Universe 666 Kron - Nico's rescue was battling an Evil Sakura and her rant was awesome

Duskmon was first.

Duskmon (to Jeri): Nico's rescue was battling an Evil Sakura. The rant against her was awesome

Jeri Katou: That was really well done for her!

Shirley the Loon: Like Evil Sakura really had it coming and it was great.

Hypnotick: She sure did and it was awesome.

Princess Luna: That was amazingly well done and cool.

Moondust: Yeah she did great! And we also met the God Sibling of Fire, Helena Knudson.

Duskmon: Wow! That is amazing! Boy J.D. has Elemental God Siblings all over doesn't he?

Snowdrop: Boy he sure does! That is cool!

Gari: It sure is!

Blackout: I'll say! We met the siblings of Fire and Darkness now and Sakura is for Nature.

Duskmon: Wow! That is really cool! I can't wait to see who the God Siblings of the other elements will be. Lets do it!

Jeri used the Wild Force Gear and used the Black Lion Crystal and got a Black Lion Sword! They fired waves of magic and darkness and smashed them down.

Earth, Sea, Marina "Mermaid" Reagan, Callie Connellia - Sailor Cholganna, Jacqueline Tefnut, Sirena Cammecola, Omnivoracious, Gemini Richie, Rex Salazar, Cricket, Tuck, Skwyyd, Circe, Breach, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon, Duskmon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Cerberusmon, Bluto, Aquafiend, Universe 666 Tyrian Callows, Minister Blizzard, and Maniac Toon - Us battling Another Evil Magma Man, Evil Solar Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Torch Man, King Jellyfish and Hydros who were the Keyblade Knight of Vaadwaur and the Embodiment of Sun 2

Grumblemon was next.

Grumblemon: (to Earth) Nico, Azulongmon's team, Hydros' team, and the others did good battling Another Evil Magma Man, Evil Solar Man, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Torch Man, King Jellyfish and Hydros. They were the Keyblade Knight of Vaadwaur and the Embodiment of Sun 2

Earth: They sure did and their names are Valerie Vaadwaur and Saya Sun and they are amazing.

Sea: Boy they sure are and it's cool.

Omnivoracious: Yeah you should see what they can do.

Applejack: Yeah that is for sure.

Apple Bloom: They are really amazing.

Flashwing: You got that right.

Grumblemon: That is cool! Lets do it!

Earth used the Kyurangers gear and got a Star Sword and used the powers of Planet Earth and she got a Planet Earth Sword! They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.

Stacy Bolton, Aria Blaze, Rundas, Ghor, Gandrayda, Alpha 5, Slamworm, Lila Slate, Ripster, Streex, Big Slammu, Jab, Moby Lick, Mantaman, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon, Duskmon, Grumblemon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Honeybeemon, Mz Ruby, 2021 Kraid, Super Zebesian, Stingrage, and Phantoon (Other M) - Lincoln's rescue in New Mexico and we battled Jeremiah "Jerry" Dandridge, the main antagonist of the 1985 horror film Fright Night

Ranamon was next.

Ranamon: (To Stacy) I heard Lincoln's rescue in New Mexico. He battled Jeremiah "Jerry" Dandridge, the main antagonist of the 1985 horror film Fright Night

Stacy Bolton: He sure did and that was really awesome! I watched that movie Fright Night back when I was a little girl and it was awesome. Boy that was scary! Especially with the vampires.

Aria Blaze: It sure was.

Slamworm: Boy those vampires were ugly!

Rarity: They sure were darlings and they were amazing to face.

Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding there.

Gill Grunt: You got that right.

Ranamon: Boy y'all had a great time on that one. Lets do it!

Stacy used the Operation Overdrive gear and got a Speed Drive Sword and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and lightning and smashed them down.

Kari Kamiya, Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, Camille, Vicetopus, Erin Utakara, SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon, Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Muchomon, Bushroot, Elestomp, Shark Brothers, Batarax, and Dr. Mingo - Mrs. Krabappel was REALLY DRUNK!

Arbormon was next.

Arbormon: (to Kari) Mrs. Krabappel was REALLY DRUNK! And for once, the mascots had nothing to do with it.

Kari: (LAUGHS) That is for sure. But it was funny that happened. Also she was really crazy too.

Fire: (Spanish Accent) It sure was crazy seeing her like that though.

Vicetopus: I agree there too.

Fluttershy: It was a little funny.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding there.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja it sure was.

Stealth Elf: I agree there.

Arbormon: I agree there. But I remember seeing her drunk like that. Lets do it!

Kari used the Dragon Knight Gear and got an awesome Angel Kamen Rider Dragon Knight Sword and she fired waves of light and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.

Davis Motomiya, Eria the Water Charmer, Kamen Rider Kenzan, Kamen Rider Slash, Kamen Rider Saber, Kamen Rider Blades, Terroranchula, Krystal Flemmington, Samus, Palutena, Ice Climbers, Gandrayda, Inkling, Zelda, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon, Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Crusadermon, Evil Jewel Man, Scorpius Zodiarts, Cancer Zodiarts, Road Kamelot, and Canis Major Zodiarts - Bart had a crush on his teacher Mrs. Krabappel and they took it too far. But that's okay

Mercurymon was next.

Mercurymon: (to Davis) Bart had a crush on his teacher Mrs. Krabappel and they took it too far. But that's perfectly okay.

Davis: I agree there and Bart loves his teacher.

Eria: Absolutely. She has always been there for Bart even before the war of Springfield broke out.

Terroranchula: I agree there. Mrs. Krabappel is a great teacher for Bart.

Pinkie Pie: I agree there! She is great! Sure Bart may have hated school in the past but Mrs. Krabappel is one of the best teachers he has for him.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree there completely there.

Featherweight: I do too and that is cool.

Sprocket: It sure is.

Mercurymon: I agree there too. Lets do it!

Davis used the Gaim Gear and used the Dragonfruit Lockseed and got an awesome DRAGONFRUIT SWORD! They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.

Yugi Moto, Eli, Papi, Rhonda Lorrentina, Grief, Solitude, Mero the Mermaid, ChamAlien, Emily Lola Sarsaparilla, Dexter, Dee Dee, Mee Mee, Li Li, Douglas, Dexter's Mom & Dad, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost, Shade, Captain Cold, Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, El Diablo, King Shark, Pericles, Flect Turn, Astral Drop Will, Astral Drop Hay Lin, and Sea Demon - Mrs. Krabappel loves Bart like a son and more

Gentleman Ghost was next.

Gentlemon Ghost (to Yugi): Mrs. Krabappel loves Bart like a son and more. Just like Marge does.

Yugi: Yeah that is so awesome and sweet.

Eli: I think Bart and Mrs. Krabappel are perfect for each other like all of the girls in Bart's harem.

Papi: I agree there too. It's so sweet.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is. Bart has been on a lot of awesome dates and they all are cool.

Starshine Sparkle: You got that right.

Spyro: I agree there too. Bart is so lucky to have so many awesome girls.

Gentleman Ghost: I most agree there. Love can happen at anytime, any age and any where. Lets do it shall we?

Yugi used the gear for King Ohger and he got an awesome Egypt Excalibur Sword! They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.

Seto Kaiba, Aquarius, Noriko Kaiba, Alex Ramirez, Hailey Schroedder, Neela Kaosudoragon, Fasttrack, Hillary Jennings, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Sally, Amy Rose, Shadow, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Dr. Viktor, Zs'Skayr, Zombozo, Acid Breath, Thumbskull, Boss Wolf, Flash Head, Hizumina, Jinx (League of Legends), and Navy - The next Lego Marvel Adventure is in Medieval England and also Wakanda

Yenaldooshi was next.

Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) The next Lego Marvel Adventure is in Medieval England. And also Wakanda.

Seto Kaiba: That is right and this is gonna be interesting to see.

Aquarius: I've always been fascinated with Wakanda.

Fasttrack: Me too. This will be cool.

Rainbow Dash: Boy all the parts of Chronopolis are really awesome!

Scootaloo: I think it's all really amazing so far!

Whirlwind: I agree there! All of this is so cool so far.

Yenaldooshi: Boy it sure is! Kang really made an awesome city here. Lets do it!

Seto Kaiba used the Zi O Ridewatch and got a Blue-Eyes White Dragon themed Zi-O Sword! They fired waves of light, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.

Tea Gardner, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, Izzy, Buglizard, Evelyn Hatfield, Applejack, Braeburn, Granny Smith, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Bright Mac, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Copperhead, Shade, Grundy, Captain Cold, Captain Boomerang, Firefly, Tsukuri, Usari, Obelisk, Old Iron Face, Watermelon Tourmaline, and Mad Giraffes - Black Knight and Man Ape next

Copperhead was next.

Copperhead: (to Tea) Black Knight and Man Ape next. Those two are gonna be a challenge.

Tea Gardner: They sure are and it's gonna be really awesome.

Lindsey: I think it's cool too!

Buglizard: Boy it sure is!

Starlight Glimmer: I agree there too and it will be awesome.

Cozy Glow: You got that right.

Hex: No kidding there.

Copperhead: Indeed. Lets do it!

Tea used the Mystic Force Gear and got an awesome Fairy Sword and they fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.

Tristan Taylor, Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid, Gamora, Way Big, Sarah Gilgamesh, Ms. Marvel, Giganta, Ant Man, Wasp, Yost Wasp, Lego Ms. Marvel, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy, Shade, Copperhead, Captain Boomerang, King Shark, El Diablo, Deadshot, Greg, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Cottontail Smith, Crusher, and Nasty Canasta 1995 - Boy Black Knight and Man Ape are putting up one helluva fight

Solomon Grundy was next.

Grundy (to Tristan): Boy, Lego Knight and Lego Man Ape are putting up one helluva fight. Still won't help them!

Tristan: It sure won't. But wow! J.D. and Black Knight are really going at it.

Candy: No kidding there! Wow! That is really awesome.

Way Big: You're not kidding there.

Sunset Shimmer: I agree there myself.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I think it's cool!

Sunburn: Boy no kidding there.

Grundy: Grundy think it's amazing. Lets do it!

Tristan used the Saber Gear and got an awesome Cybernetic Literature Sword! They fired waves of gears and fire and smashed them down.

CatDog, Max Mercury, Horsea, Lyra Avalon, Red Bird, Blue Birds, Ultimate Humongousaur, Meridith McHenrickson, Aylene Carter, Littlefoot, Ducky, Cera, Petrie, Spike, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens, Brainfreezer, Smarty Pants, Evil Beekeeper, Dark Vegan, Bling Bling Boy, Bumper, Superfriends Cheetah, Yokai, Joy (Bayonetta), Kishiryuki, and Blue Birds - Man Ape and Black Knight are perfect for the M.O.E.

Mr. Mittens was next.

Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Man Ape and Black Knight are perfect for our ranks. And so are the other villains the Lego heroes rounded up.

Cat: Yeah I agree there and it will be so cool having both the heroes with us and the villains with you guys.

Dog: Boy HI HO DIGGETTY it sure will be Cat!

Max Mercury: I think it will be cool too!

Ultimate Humongousaur: I agree there myself.

Princess Celestia: Yeah that is for sure there.

King Solar: I think it will be awesome to see too.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure will be.

Amber Morning: It sure will be fun and awesome.

Spotlight: I agree there.

Mr. Mittens: You got that right. Lets do it!

CatDog used the W Gear and got a Gaia Memory Sword and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.

Serenity Wheeler VS Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink

Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink were next.

Serenity Wheeler: Boy Chronopolis is one awesome city.

Mr. Fibb: It sure is wouldn't you agree Mr. Wink?

Mr. Wink: I agree there Mr. Fibb. Shall we get started?

Mr. Fibb: Indeed we shall Mr. Wink.

Serenity fired waves of energy and smashed them down.

Joey Wheeler VS Tsukuri

Tsukuri was next.

Joey Wheeler: All right! Dis is gonna be fun!

He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

Rebecca Hawkins VS Señor Cayenne.

Señor Cayenne was next.

Rebecca: Bring it on!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Mai Valentine VS Lorelai

Lorelai was next.

Mai Valentine: I'll unleash the power of the Harpy!

She fired waves of wind and smashed her down.

Carly Atlas VS Necrolai

Necrolai was next.

Carly Atlas: Time for the hummingbird to bite back!

She fired waves of orange fire and smashed her down.

Misty Tredwell VS Gabby Gator

Gabby Gator was next.

Misty Tredwell: This lizard is gonna bite!

She fired waves of green fire and smashed her down.

Axel Brody VS Nightshroud

Nightshroud was next.

Nightshroud: Your soul is going to be mine.

Axel Brody: I don't think so. My power is that of the volcano.

He fired waves of fireballs and blasted Nightshroud down.

Shizuka Marikawa VS Camula

Camula was next.

Camula: (Transylvanian Accent) Your blood will be perfect for me.

Shizuka Marikawa: We'll see about that.

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Ember VS Evil Tania

Evil Tania was next.

Evil Tania: Oh this is gonna be good.

Ember: It sure will be!

She fired waves of fire and blasted Evil Tania down.

Cryos and the RD Louds VS The Dark Scorpion Burglars.

The Dark Scorpion Burglars were next.

Cryos: This is gonna be so awesome battling the most notorious burglars in all of the Duel Monsters Spirit World.

RD Lincoln: Yeah it is!

Don Zaloog: We won't disappoint you.

Cryos and group fired waves of ice and energy and smashed them down.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII the Exodia Gene-Slammer VS Pharaoh Abidos III

Pharaoh Abidos III was next.

Cleo Nefertiti XXXIII: This is gonna be awesome battling you. It'll be over 3,000 years in the making.

Pharaoh Abidos III: It sure will.

Cleo fired waves of energgy and smashed him down.

Helena McTroy the Winged Dragon of Ra Gene-Slammer VS Titan of the Shadow Riders

Titan was next.

Helena McTroy: Boy the Dragon of Ra VS Master of Fiends. I like it.

Titan: I do too.

She fired waves of sun fire and smashed him down.

Syrus & Dark Magician Girl VS Amnael

Amnael was next.

Syrus: Just like old times huh?

Amnael: I agree there Syrus.

Dark Magician Girl: I agree there too.

Syrus and Dark Magician Girl fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Naomi Han, Hannah Fairchild and the Hernandez Sisters VS The Shadow Riders - Kagemaru, Nightshroud, Camula, Evil Tania, The Dark Scorpion Burglers, Abidos III, Titan and Amnael

The Shadow Riders all were next.

Naomi Han: The power of the Evil Heroes and the Sacred Beasts VS The Shadow Riders. Nice ring to it.

Hannah Fairchild: I agree there too.

Fiona Hernandez: Same here.

They fired waves of darkness and elements and smashed them down.

Sento VS Professor Brainstorm (Plants VS Zombies)

Professor Brainstorm was next.

Sento: Shall we begin the experiment?

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Kouta VS Tobias Whale

Tobias Whale was next.

Kouta: It's our stage now!

He fired waves of oranges and smashed him down.

Kameo VS Eli Moon

Eli Moon was next.

Kameo: I have 10 times the fire power.

Kameo fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Emu VS Plumeria

Plumeria was next.

Emu: Game On!

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Kit Taylor VS Propeller Woman

Propeller Woman was next.

Kit Taylor: Bring it on.

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Kiramagers, Megaforce Rangers, Zero-One Riders, Me, Rarity, Camie, Varie, Celica, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mannequin Jamen

Mannequin Jamen was next.

Mannequin Jamen: Boy that was awesome and you guys were frozen as Mannequins!

Me: Boy I haven't forgotten that. But that was crazy. I was stiff as a board.

Rarity: That was a very wild experience.

Camie: It sure was crazy to hear about that.

Varie: But it was fun too.

Cassidy: Yeah that was cool.

Mannequin: It sure was! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Black Knight and Man Ape, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Kiramagers: KIRAMAI CHANGE!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!

Zero One Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Juru Atsutal: "Shining Sparkling! Kiramai Red!"

Tametomo Imizu: "Precise Shooting! Kiramai Yellow!"

Sena Hayami: "Dashing Lightning! Kiramai Green!"

Shiguru Oshikiri: "Unstoppable Edge! Kiramai Blue!"

Sayo Oharu: "Incredible Dexterity! Kiramai Pink!"

Takamichi Crystalia: "Shining Breakthrough! Kiramai Silver!"

All: "Arriving in a flash! With a 24-carat solution! Mashin Sentai Kiramager

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and a crystal formation formed and they were ready!

Me: YEAH! Lets get him!

Kiramagers: KIRAMAI BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: OH YEAH! Mannequin Jamen you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!

Lincoln: It's over, Black Knight and Man Ape.

Suddenly, Lincoln's eleven massive and long white wolf tails stretched out, and then, they lashed out at Black Knight and Man Ape, and they were being bashed and beaten all over the place, and he even bashed the two of them on the heads with two of his tails.

Nico: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.

We then saw Black Knight and Man Ape get two lumps on their heads! OUCH! Then, we saw a white flag go up on the lumps.

Me: Looks like they surrender.

Lincoln threw two energy cards which hit Black Knight and Man Ape and imprisoned them inside two cards and he put them inside a box he made and it vanished.

Nico: Now, that was awesome! We took down Black Knight and Man Ape, and they're going to be in a lot of trouble.

Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Universe 666 Han.

?: YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO NICO!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of red Chakra blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Universe 666 Han, or I will blast you out!

Suddenly, we saw a figure come out, it was Universe 666 Han, one of the resurrected Universe 666 Jinchuriki because of Universe 666 Sebastian.

Universe 666 Me: Han.

Universe 666 Han: J.D.?! Impossible, Nico killed you!

Universe 666 Lincoln: He did, but J.D. of the prime universe brought him and all those who died at that heartless snake's hands back. But, there's no way I can ever forgive you, you were J.D.'s brother, but you betrayed him and sided with that filthy snake.

Universe 666 Han: He was weak!

Universe 666 Me grabbed him by the neck and kicked him hard into a wall of diamond Lincoln made and I snapped my fingers and we were on Planet Glaren.

Katie Kokuo: He wasn't weak, but you, what you did was an act of betrayal that can never ever be forgiven!

Suddenly, Katie Kokuo's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a red and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, flames, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Universe 666 Han, she left red and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, flames, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Katie Kokuo: I can never forgive you, Universe 666 Han, what you did in Evil Nico's name was nothing more than dishonorable and atrocious. You along with the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki have caused so much pain and suffering that it isn't funny, we thought we wouldn't have to deal with you or the other Universe 666 Jinchuriki and Universe 666 Tailed Beasts, but because of what that violent deranged psycho did in bringing you all back, that crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to end you once and for all!

Suddenly, Katie Kokuo was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and white energy with stars, water, ocean waves, fire, and steam surrounding the vortex, there are horses, phoenixes, angels, and Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with Kokuo's eyes in its wings and red eyes glaring at Universe 666 Han: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Katie Kokuo emerged, but she was changed forever.

Katie Kokuo grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her chin-length red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and a red and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, fire, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on horse earrings on her ears with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Fire, Steam, Five, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has Kokuo with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Fire, Steam, Five, and Eternity Kanjis in its tails for the second pendant on the bottom of her red horse-shaped Element of Harmony along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Katie Kokuo has on a sleeveless red top, red skirt with the symbol of Iwagakure and the Five Kanji on it, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, fire, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse surrounded by water, ocean waves, fire, and steam. Suddenly, Katie Kokuo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red angel wings with orange tips on the large red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and Kokuo's five massive tails also grew much bigger and longer for her new body, Katie Kokuo has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Katie Kokuo's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, fire, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Katie Kokuo's Eternal Red Water Fire Boiling Steam Avatar Five-Tailed Horse Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Red Water Fire Boiling Steam Avatar Five-Tailed Horse Phoenix Ange Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded white gems and Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large white horse heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white horse heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large white horse heads is a large white horse head with blue gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Katie Kokuo has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Kokuo's head with blue gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse with nine red magatama in between the kanji that said, "Katie Kokuo, Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse, Member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Han and Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse, Master of Water, Fire, and Steam, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Despiser of The Mean Loud Sisters, Archenemy of Baron Von Steamer, Destroyer of Universe 666 Han, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Fire, Steam, Horses, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ケイティ・コクオ、五尾の馬コクオの化身、尾獣アバター守護天使のメンバー、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、ハンと五尾の馬コクオの親愛なる友人、水、火、蒸気のマスター、ラウドの愛情深い守護天使と将来のリンカーンの妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、意地悪なラウド姉妹の軽蔑者、フォン・スティーマー男爵の宿敵、宇宙666の破壊者ハン、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の究極の力善良な真の真実の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、火、蒸気、馬、フェニックス、天使の達人

Katie Kokuo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FIVE TAILS AVATAR-HORSE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL WATER FIRE BOILING STEAM TAILED BEAST FIVE-TAILS HORSE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL WATER FIRE BOILING STEAM TAILED BEAST FIVE-TAILS HORSE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL WATER FIRE BOILING STEAM TAILED BEAST FIVE-TAILS HORSE PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Katie Kokuo's Super Angel-Five Tails Avatar-Horse-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Universe 666 Han saw it, he fell into a rage and we saw her eyes change into that of the beast inside him and his nails grew into claws and he ran at her to kill her, but Katie Kokuo fired a massive barrage of red and white energy, stars, water, flames, steam, horses, phoenixes, and angels which hit Universe 666 Han and sent him flying into a rock formation, he got back up, but boy was he pissed off majorly.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: That really is incredible! But, man, she really put the hurt on him!

Han: It's not over yet, Nico. In fact, the show's about to begin.

Katie Kokuo: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Water Fire Boiling Steam Horse Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Water Fire Boiling Steam Horse Phoenix Angel Love) But, it'll end all the same, Han. Shall we, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Let's do it, Katie.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well, and he joined Katie Kokuo.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that lunatic was thinking with that damn contingency plan, but all the same, we're sending you right back to Hell where you belong!

Lincoln and Katie Kokuo went after Universe 666 Han, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and white energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Universe 666 Han, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Katie also left many more by firing blue energy slashes with her claws, and he and Katie Kokuo attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Universe 666 Han even more insane with rage than ever.

Universe 666 Han: YOU! YOU! (ENRAGED SCREAM)

Universe 666 Han went at them now completely blind with insane rage and fury, but Lincoln and Katie Kokuo kicked him hard in the stomach and Lincoln fired blasts of water at him and he got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword. They also attacked him with powerful elemental and energy blasts and he got hit hard, and this was more than enough to drive Universe 666 Han even farther into the edges of rage and madness.

Suddenly, Universe 666 Han started transforming as all five tails manifested and he transformed into his Tailed Beast. But, before he could attack, Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired Tailed Beast Bombs that hit and made the beast dizzy and disoriented and that caused the beast to transform back into Universe 666 Han who was literally on his last legs.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you've finally transformed and let the beast out. Too bad for you, I know how to take you down. SEALING JUTSU: NINE PHANTOM DRAGONS!

Lincoln fired nine blue dragons and they surrounded Universe 666 Han, and then, Lincoln began forcibly absorbing all of Universe 666 Han's Tailed Beast Chakra as streams of red Chakra were being painfully removed from Universe 666 Utakata and absorbed into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing all the Tailed Beast Chakra, the nine dragons disappear and Universe 666 Han was dead. Then, Lincoln absorbed his body by stabbing him with one of his eleven massive and long white tails' tip turned into Cell's stinger and the stinger changed back as soon as he was done and he sent Universe 666 Han's soul to The Black Gates. We all cheered wildly for what Katie Kokuo and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Katie Kokuo's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, five massive and longer Kokuo's tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive red angel wings are permanent.

Katie Kokuo: See you never, you monster. Thanks for helping me get rid of Universe 666 Han for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Katie.

Suddenly, Katie Kokuo wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Katie Kokuo's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and fire, water, and steam behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Katie Kokuo sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire, water, and steam and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Then, we found ourselves back on Earth thanks to Lincoln.

Nico: Oh man, that was seriously an epic battle!

Me: You said it.

Universe 666 Me: But, Lincoln and Katie did it, they defeated my former comrade and Lincoln killed him using The Nine Phantom Dragons and he absorbed the Tailed Beast Chakra of my Earth's Kokuo, and without it, he died painfully.

Lincoln: But, we can't underestimate the rest of them at all, and there's also no telling what else that crazy lunatic has done in their resurrection.

Eli: Obviously, not good. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: The next member of The Midnight Society that we're meeting tomorrow is Belinda Midnight.

Autumn Midnight: That's perfect, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Belinda Midnight is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fourth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's a member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and her group meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Lisa with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Lisa tried to attack us, but Blythe used her dark powers and made Lisa's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

Nico: Whoa, now what was her fear?

Lincoln: That was an easy one: the fear that someone smarter than her would emerge on top and then knock her off her high horse.

Nico: Ooh!

Me: Yeah, that one's a real nasty one.

the match-up scene is for Sakura Shinju, Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten Tailed Beast, and the reason why is because we got ourselves a huge emergency: Universe 666 Eli is coming and he really wants revenge on Evil Nico for murdering Universe 666 Nunnally long ago, and when that happened, Universe 666 Eli went mad with rage and grief, and in his anger, he was about to destroy Universe 666 Earth in his wrathful rage, but Universe 666 Lincoln knowing that he doesn't want his home destroyed nor The Resistance, trapped Eli in a coffin and carved magical symbols that kept him trapped inside. But, the magical symbols wore off, and Universe 666 Eli burst out and he was out for blood. So, Sakura and Lincoln need to stop him and take him down, and Lincoln's going to resurrect Universe 666 Nunnally to heal Universe 666 Eli's heart and soul.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Kansas, but we got bad news: a clone of Octomus the Master was created by another manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian, but that dark monster has also created clones of Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and he went into hiding again. So, we got to destroy the clones of Octomus the Master, Morticon, Necrolai, Koragg, The Knight Wolf, Imperious, Sculpin, Magma, Oculous, Serpentina, Megahorn, Hekatoid, Gekkor, Matoombo, Itassis, Black Lance, Dark Troll, Mucor, Hydra Worm, Clawbster, Rock Troll, Taxi Cab Monster, Giant Spider, Flytrap, Boney, Skullington, Gargoyle of the Gates, Jester the Pester, Behemoth, Gnatu, Spydex, Screamer, Warmax, Shrieker, 50 Below, Fightoe, Ursus, and Chimera, and once that's done, it'll lure out the manifestation of Universe 666 Sebastian's residual darkness and we'll destroy him. And we're going to meet Belinda Midnight, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the fourth eldest sister of The Midnight Sisters, she's a Goth Girl born from darkness and she also has immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and also has black angel wings. She's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and every night, she and her group meet up with Lincoln who's also a member of The Midnight Society at the backyard of the house and tell some of the most bone-chilling and scariest stories around a campfire and she's the one who handles the organizing of our meetings. She's also friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and they were intrigued to find out that she's the member of a new generation of The Midnight Society, and she hates Lisa with a blazing passion. One night, as she and the rest of The Midnight Society were in the backyard preparing for their night of scary stories at the campfire, Lisa tried to attack us, but Belinda used her dark powers and made Lisa's nightmares come to life, and she got so scared, she ran back inside the house and into her room and refused to come out for the rest of the night.

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