CHAPTER 7: YODA RUNS ORPHANS OVER WITH HIS HONDA CIVIC
Yoda and Boba Fett travelled throughout space to get help from more people. First they tried to deal with the Droid Mafia, but Yoda accidentally made an Amongus reference and they were fired upon. Then came the band of Gamorrean Bandits, known as the "Bad Piggies" but they were too busy. So with no where else to find help, Yoda and Boba Fett realize most of Gree's Green Boys were alive and called them up.
But what's this? The dastardly Darth Jar Jar is doing the same thing? "Meesa going to clap your bombad cheeks, Yoda, yousa in for a biiiig goober smackin!" Darth Jar Jar yelled as he stood atop the building where he confronted Yoda, before inhaling a bucket full of Ketamine.
Meanwhile, Yoda was driving Boba to the meetup point, running over multiple children, elderly, and a strange pumpkin man in a suit. "A reference that is, understand, few of you will." Yoda said to the Cameraman who was filming this shitty fanfic, as the car ran over a chihuahua.
Finally, Yoda arrived and the plan was being set. "We'll draw Jar Jar here, in the alleyway slums of Nal Hutta, we'll use twi'lek hookers as bait. When he goes to simp for them and pay a tier III sub for their OnlyFans accounts, we'll spring our trap." Boba Fett said, pointing to points on a map. "Hmmm. A good plan this is, before we get started though, snort some ketamine, who wants to?" With that, everyone drugged out and passed out, except for Boba Fett, who says no to drugs, but yes to excessive alcohol.
Dawn came, and the Hookers were hired, and told to stand around in position. It wasn't long before Jar Jar and his Gungan Goons showed up, and like the absent minded simp he is, Jar Jar rushes to beg the hookers for their OnlyFans links, and bath water. That was when Yoda and his boys sprung the trap, bullets and plasma flew as once again, a gang war sparked up, Gree's Greenies got hit, Gungan Goons got gotten, and Jar Jar and Yoda found themselves face to face at last.
"Yousa too late Yoda! Meesa snorted allll the Ketamine!"
Yoda however, laughed. "Foolish you are, merely adopted the Ketamine you have, born in it I was, molded by it." Yoda then took out his glock and did the lego yoda death sound as he spin-jumped at Jar Jar, who took an AK-47 out from under his hat, and tried to blow Yoda away.
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