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Chapter One Hundred Forty One.

Assassin.

True Name: Ramona Victoria Flowers.

Other Names and Aliases: Rammy.

Gender: Female.

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral.

Attribute: Human.

Natural Enemy: Gideon Graves.

Likes: Modern punk rock fashion and styling.

Hates: Admitting her mistakes.

Parameters:

Strength: C

Endurance: C

Agility: A

Mana: D

Luck: B

Noble Phantasm: B

Biography:

You have chosen Player 2, Ramona Flowers.

Ramona is an American girl who moved to Canada. In America, she had six evil boyfriends, one evil girlfriend, and one non-evil boyfriend, Doug. Her seven evil exes formed an association that would chase Ramona everywhere and kill any new boys she approached.

While working as a ninja delivery girl for Netflix, Ramona met Scott Pilgrim, a young loser playing in a two-bit band, who approached her romantically. To date Ramona, Scott had to defeat her seven evil exes and an evil version of himself, Nega-Scott.

Ramona and Scott defeated Gideon, the leader of the evil exes, and became a much loving couple. But since Ramona's role in Fate Grand Order is a sequel to Scott's ending in the Scott Pilgrim game, they eventually separated, with Scott entering a polyamory relationship with his own three exes, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, and Envy Addams. Scott was the happiest man in the world, then!

Or was he?

Class Skills:

Presence Concealment: C

Assassin is quiet and calm unless she's provoked. This is less due to her being enlightened or trained and more due to her being mostly apathetic and unmotivated. She is a ninja, although it never was fully revealed under who she learned ninjutsu, so she has a functional basic concept of cancelling her presence to sneak up on others. You'll never feel her coming until she's on you, but she is much below the level of Hassan followers.

She also can enter the minds of others, especially while they sleep, although she cannot deal physical damage that way. She can disorient and rattle them mentally by making them doubt their sanity.

Personal Skills:

The Glow: B

A form of access and manipulation of the emotional subspace within the minds of everyone, developed by Gideon Graves using Ramona as a test subject. It made her emotionally vulnerable to Gideon for a while, but through force of will, she escaped it eventually, or rather she broke free from it and learned to keep it down most of the time, unless she is under states of emotional distress. When this happens, Assassin is trapped inside of her own mind, making her cruel and ruthless even to those who would be her friends. It makes her a more brutal fighter, but it doesn't augment any parameters or robs her reason, so it is not the same as a Mad Enhancement.

When Assassin is under the effects of The Glow, her head and hair glow literally. To pull her back from that state, someone close to her needs to call out to her humanity.

Even when the Glow is dormant, it has a very reduced effect making Assassin more appealing and seductive to others, but this is not powerful enough to truly cloud anyone's mindset.

Subspace Purse: EX

Assassin's purse changes colors constantly, an indication it is no normal purse. In it, she can store a seemingly infinite amount of items, including plenty of throwing weapons, which makes it so it can be used like a miniature, much less powerful version of Gate of Babylon. The number of objects inside is limited by Assassin's own wealth at the time, which is also the same as that of her current Master.

The purse can be used to store anything the Master wishes to be put into it for later use. The Master can be put inside safely as well, which makes the purse a tool for long distance transportation. These amazing capacities are the result of the purse being linked to a form of subspace. Through it, one also could reach Assassin's psyche directly, looking at her dreams, fears and emotions.

From the purse, Assassin pulls out her two favored melee weapons, a large mallet and a baseball bat.

Roller Blading: A

Assassin is an expert roller blader, and when moving on roller blades, her speed and agility increase to A+. She also can run and jump smoothly on ice skates.

Noble Phantasm:

League of Evil Exes: B

Anti-Unit.

Assassin summons the powers of her seven evil exes for herself, as none of them reached the status of a Heroic Spirit and through their defeat she claimed their skills. She can use any of them as she wishes, one after another, or even several of them at the same time.

It is thought she also could access the abilities of Scott Pilgrim, yet she unconsciously holds herself back from doing so. Maybe she hopes, deep inside, that someday they can reunite as Servants.

Matthew Patel: The weakest of the exes, an Indian mystic. By channeling his powers Assassin can levitate, manipulate fire to a limited degree, and summon shades of demon girls to fight for her.

Lucas Lee: A skater turned actor of cheap action movies. Arguably the least evil of the exes. As long as she's channeling him, Assassin gains A ranked Strenght, but the rest of her Parameters do not change in the slightest.

Todd Ingram: A vegan guru and rockstar. As everyone knows, being vegan gives you psychic powers, and Todd's were impressive. By accessing him, Assasin can use telekinesis, moving huge and heavy objects with her mind.

Roxy Richter: The evil girlfriend from college through Assassin's bi phase. She was even more of a ninja than Ramona, and thanks to her powers Assassin can upgrade her Presence Concealment to A. This state also allows Assassin a very skilled use of a katana.

Kyle and Ken Katayanagi: Twin brothers. Ramona dated them at the same time, without either brother knowing she was two-timing them, but after their breakup they held no mutual resentment and joined ranks against her instead. Uncool, Ramona! With their powers, Assassin can split into two identical Assassins, allowing her to fight in two places at once. If one Assassin is killed her mana will go to the surviving Assassin, who can keep on fighting and even duplicate again.

Gideon Gordon Graves: The baddest of the bad. The final boss. 'Thanks' to him, Assassin can use two swords at once and manipulate the emotions of others beyond the normal boundaries of The Glow. She can even make functional puppets out of others. Eye of the Mind is a skill that can counter this.

Summon: "Um, are you the Master? Y'know, like the summoner? I thought so. I'm Servant Assassin. You called for me. Please sign this, liberating me and Netflix from any responsibility in the event of your accidental demise or injury through this Holy Grail War."

Start of Battle:

"Another day, another job."

"What a bother. Why did I get up today..."

"I'm doing this only because you asked nicely, Master."

"Ready, set, let's start."

Attack:

"Tch!"

"Give up?"

"You're making me very mad!"

"Stay down!"

"Creep."

Damage:

"Tsk!"

"Boo."

"Feh!"

"No way!"

"You're that strong!?"

Damage by Noble Phantasm:

"Heh. Insert coin and try again."

Victory:

"You just don't get anything, do you?"

"What a pain..."

"Do you have brain damage? Are you retarded?"

"Do that again, and I will end you!"

Defeat:

"I'd rather be dead than go back."

"Game Over!"

"How embarrassing."

"Well, that's life."

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"Powers of the League of Evil Exes! Activate! Something good had to come from dating those bastards..."

Extra Dialogue:

"So this is what a Canadian Heroic Spirit looks like. For some reason I'm not surprised. " (When you have Berserker Paul Bunyan).

"You had how many exes again? And how many did ever try to kill you? That many, huh..." (When you have Rider or Saber Medb of Connacht).

"One hundred girlfriends? You better never make them mad! Imagine if you had to fight them all!" (When you have Foreigner Aijo Rentarou).

"Hmmmm. I don't know what they told you, but I'm not much of a gamer myself. That was more of Scott's thing. But if you want me to, sure, let's go some rounds." (When you have Archer or Saber Tomoe Gozen).

"Thirty one girlfriends, huh... At least you aren't as bad as that Rentarou guy. But it's still pretty bad! And how old are you, eight?!" (When you have Caster or Berserker Negi Springfield).

Birthday: "

"Happy birthday. Wanna go for some pizza tonight? I think cake's overrated. Besides, it makes you fat."

Event:

"Listen, I know I can be hard to be around sometimes. I totally understand if you don't want to do this. But, there's this event today, you know, over there... and I was sort of wondering if we could go together... "

Holy Grail:

"I feel like I'm in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. Please... Please help me."

Next:

Bravely bold Sir Saber
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Saber.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Saber.

To be Continued.