The camera opens with Chris standing on a beach with dead trees in the background. "Welcome our loyal viewers back to Total Drama! As you can see we decided to switch things up and move this season to Boney Island. I believe that most of our campers were just getting too familiar with Camp Wawanakwa. This season we're bringing back 10 campers from each season to compete for the grand total prize 2,000,000! What challenges are in store? Who will win this season? And will anyone actually die this season? Find out right here on Total Drama Boney Island!!!!!"
After Intro:
"Welcome back to Total Drama Boney Island where we are about to meet our first 10 campers which are our Veterans of Total Drama!" Chris said with his iconic smile when Chef came to the Beach with a long chair. "Uhm Chef what are you doing?" Chris asked suspiciously.
"Oh I'm here to enjoy the show since the campers really like you." Chef said with a chuckle.
"Whatever Chef. And here comes our first camper now!" Chris announced as he pointed at the boat.
The first boat was driving out of control as Izzy was covering the drivers eyes with her hand laughing like a maniac until the boat but a stop nearly crashing on the beach.
"THAT GIRL IS CRAZY MAN IM OUT OF HERE!!!!!" The driver said as he pushed Izzy off the boat throwing her luggage at her and then speeding away.
"Wow that was a blast hahahaha!" Izzy said in excitement as she jumped on her feet.
"Welcome Izzy I'm sure Chef is glad to see you since he isn't in the kitchen right now." Chris said with an evil grin. Izzy turned to see Chef as she was about to run to him.
"Oh no you don't girl! I remember putting a restraining order on you!" Chef yelled in anger.
Chris walks over to Chef patting his back. "Oh don't worry about that Chef, I bribed the judge to remove your restraining order." Chris said with amusement as Izzy tackled Chef.
"Awe they're getting along so well hahahaha." Chris laughed at the situation as Chef grabbed the crazy girl throwing her to far from him.
The second boat arrived with Cody on it. The boat came to a stop while Cody stepped off carrying both his luggage and electric Keyboard.
"Yo Cody what's up man?" Chris asked the tech geek as they high five.
"Nothing much I just hope to see my friends this season and hopefully win." Cody said with a silly grin.
"Hey I doubt you'll win man. Now go stand next to Izzy while we wait for the other campers." Chris said with a thumbs up while Cody groaned as he walks over to Izzy.
The third boat was arriving with Gwen on board and she looked anything but happy as she got off the boat.
"Gwen glad you could make it!" Chris said trying to give her a high five.
"McLean..." she mumbled while glaring at the host.
"Hey you might be lucky this season since we're in your natural habitat. You might be able to keep a boyfriend this time, oops too soon?" Chris said as he laughs as Gwen growled at him. Cody waves to Gwen which he was surprised while she ignored him as she stands alone.
The fourth boat was arriving with Alejandro on board as the wind was blowing through his hair. The boat took a stop as the Latino got off the boat.
"Alejandro my man I'm glad you've returned for another season. I hope you do a better performance this season." Chris said.
"A minor set back Chris and I will assure you that I will win this season." Alejandro said in a polite tone as he walks over to Gwen. "Gwen mi amigo, why so gloomy?" Alejandro asked the goth.
"Who said you were my 'Amigo' Al? We all know you by now and you won't make it to merge." Gwen said in a cold tone.
"I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't call me Al." Alejandro said less polite.
"Oh Cody your girlfriend is here!" Chris announced hoping to get a reaction out of the tech geek.
Cody gasped in horror as the next boat was dropping off Sierra to the shore of the Island.
"Oh my Cody-Kins Mommy's here for you!" She yelled as she ran to Cody squeezing him in a deadly hug making the tech geek trying to gasp for air. "Awe how cute. I love a happy reunions." Chris mocked
The next boat was going slower than the other ones because Owen was on the next one who looked like he was having a blast. The boat took a stop when Owen jumped off the boat in excitement.
"Woohoo I'm so happy I get to compete for another season!" Owen said as he pulled Chris in a bear hug for a few seconds.
"Oh we missed you too Owen trust me the fans were not happy that you didn't complete in All Stars." Chris said to Owen who was now walking over to the other contestants.
"Gwen, Al, Izzy, Cody! I missed you guys so much!" Owen said as he hugged Gwen who seemed happy for the first time and Alejandro who Glared at Owen without him releasing.
"Hey where's my welcome!?" Sierra asked in rage.
"Well Uhm. Not to be rude but we didn't get to know each other that well... sorry." Owen apologized which Sierra accepted.
The next boat arrived to the shore with Noah in it who didn't seem thrilled.
"Noah how does it feel seeing your favorite host again?" Chris asked.
"I don't know I'll have to go and ask Don for a real answer." Noah said which Chris grabbed Noah by the throat with both his hands lifting him into the air which horrified the other contestants and surprisingly Chef.
"you listen here egghead. Here on Total Drama we don't mention the horrible race show and we definitely do not talk about that disgrace of a host. GOT IT!!!!!" Chris threatened the book warn who simply nodded since he couldn't talk. Then Chris just threw him to the ground.
Noah got up as gasped for air and brushed the sand off his outfit. "Yup I'm really enjoying it here already." Noah said sarcastically.
"My little buddy are you alright?" Owen asked as he hugged him.
"Can't... breathe... again..." Noah said as he was turning blue and Owen let go of him. "Oops sorry about that Noah." Owen said sheepishly.
"I might not like you that much but you gained my respect for making Chris feel insecure." Gwen complimented as she high fives Noah.
"Moving on." Chris said in an annoyed tone as Chef was laughing at Chris in the background.
the next boat arrived with Courtney on board which Gwen turned away from the boat reminding her the last time they interacted.
"Welcome Courtney glad you came back another season my friend!" Chris said back in his usual tone.
"What gave you the idea that we were friends in any kind! I don't even consider you an acquaints!" Courtney yelled at Chris.
"Oh right how could I forget you don't have any friends hahahahaha!" Chris laughed at the CIT.
"I do have friends! Right Gwen?" Courtney asked her former friend but Gwen just rolled her eyes and turned away. "Owen?" Owen looked unsure because he was reminded of that hot air balloon incident which Noah patted his friend on the back. "Sierra?" Sierra just growled at the CIT rubbing her finger across her own throat. Courtney gave up and stood alone feeling miserable.
The next boat revealed Heather who was doing her nails until the boat stopped causing her to mess up ah she scoffed at the driver as she stepped off!
"Heather I'm pleased that you could..." Chris was interrupted as heather kicked him in the shin. "Ow!"
"Where's my million from World Tour huh!" Heather demanded.
"It's uh... in the mail." Chris lied and Heather screamed in frustration as she walked over to the others.
"Ah mi amor I am pleased to see you again." Alejandro said in his charming tone but got slapped across the face.
"That Ex amor now you cheating BASTARD!!!!" Heather yelled at her ex.
"Please Heather that was a misunderstanding." Alejandro pleaded.
"Oh save your excuses to someone who cares!" Heather yelled back
"Ooh not even half the contestants are here and theres some spicy drama already. I love it!" Chris said as he rubbed his hands together.
The boat was carrying the last OG contestant which was Duncan who was now without his piercings or a mohawk who was now wearing a plain black shirt without the skull.
"Duncan my man, how'd prison treat you?" Chris mocked
"Shove it McLean!" Duncan yelled at Chris
"Hey it's not my fault the somebody blew up my cottage! What can I say can't do the time, don't do the crime." Chris said but Duncan wasn't falling for it and just walked between Gwen and Owen which Gwen slapped him and pushed him away from her. "What's up with you Pasty?" Duncan asked
"Gee I don't know you were drooling all over the CIT when we were dating!" She yelled at him but he ignored her rant walking closer to Owen.
"Thought I smelled a friendly face on this island, what's up Chubs?" Duncan asked Owen
"Chubs? I never heard you call me that before Duncan." Owen said as he hugged Duncan.
"I missed you too." Duncan said.
The next boat showed the first revenge contestant which was B.
"Yo B welcome back to Total Drama!" Chris said which B only nodded and walked over to the other contestants.
"Hey man I'm Cody!" Cody offered a hand shake which B gave him one in return. "Uhm are you okay?" Cody asked B
"He doesn't talk much and his name is B which is short for Beverly." Sierra explained but B now backs away uncomfortably which Cody groaned because of Sierra.
The next boat arrived the driver wearing earplugs because his rider was none other than Stacii.
"Yeah because my great great great great aunt Jessica invented boats and before that we had to use logs which my great great great great..."
"Great fairytale Stacii now go over to everyone else and SHUT UP!!!!" Chris said which she only nodded and walked over to the others.
The next boat shows up with Lightning on board and he did a triple front flip from the boat to the shore.
"Awe Yeah Lightning is going to take home the money this season! Sha-Yeah!" Lightning announced as he kissed his bicep while all competitors except for Owen rolled their eyes.
"Yeah awesome, from second place to second boot I'm ready to see how this plays out. Now go over to the others." Chris said uninterested.
The next boat just arrived to the shore which it shows Brick marching to Chris.
"Brick McArthur Reporting For Duty!" Brick said as he saluted the host.
"At ease soldier. Go over to the other contestants." Chris said
"Sir Yes Sir!" Brick said with another salute and marched over to the other contestants. "I find you all worthy opponents and may the best man win... wait I mean person!" He said as he covered his head.
"Thanks I hope you try to win too!" Owen said as Noah facepalms at what Owen just said.
The next boat arrived with Mike on board. As he stepped off he didn't miss Duncan looking at him suspiciously or Courtney glaring his direction.
"Welcome Mike or am I talking to Mal because I prefer Mal over Mike because he brought the ratings off the charts!" Chris said
"Sorry to break the news Chris but I'm not Multiple Mike anymore. Now it's just Mike." He said rubbing the back of his head laughing nervously.
"How lame just go stand with the others while we wait for more." Chris said unimpressed as Mike walks to the others now noticing that Duncan's suspension has stopped but Courtney was still glaring at him.
"How do we know that you aren't lying?" Courtney asked suspiciously at Mike.
"Is it hard to believe that I pressed a button in my brain to get rid of all my Personalities?" Mike asked which Courtney just nodded.
"I believe you Mike. You had to make a huge sacrifice to get rid of Evil which nobody really does and to that I respect you for that soldier." Brick said to Mike as he patted his back.
the next Boat arrives with Jo on board and she jumps off the boat and ignores Chris and puts her attention on her team right away.
"Listen here maggots when you're on my team I expect you all to follow order's because I don't expect weakness on my team got it!" Jo threatens.
"Now who said you're e going to be leader? For all we know I'm a better than you!" Courtney yelled at the Jockette.
"No I'm a better leader than the both of you! I even got Cody and Sierra to back me up!" Heather intervened
"Nobody tells Lightning what to do!" Lightning yells.
"Yeah they'll last long." Noah said which got Owen to chuckle.
"You two got something funny to say?" Jo asked Noah and Owen.
The next boat arrives with Zoey on it. She got off the Boat seeing that Chris was watching Jo, Courtney, Heather, and Lightning argue with amusement while Owen was running and screaming in circles as Noah and Brick try to stop him and Izzy was getting on Chefs nerves again.
"Okay then I'm just going to stand over there." Zoey said awkwardly as she walks up to Mike giving him a kiss.
"Hey red long time no see." Duncan said to Zoey as he approached her.
"Duncan I see that you're out of prison!" Zoey said as she hugged Duncan which Mike looked a bit nervous.
"Don't worries Mike I see her like a sister." Duncan told Mike which calmed him down a lot.
"Chris your Aura seems more black than usual." Dawn said to Chris as she appeared behind him causing him to scream and jump.
"What the? How did you? Oh forget it... I'll take what you just said as a compliment." Chris said as he smiled
"Karma is coming soon for you this season Chris if you don't change your ways." Dawn warned the host but he just rubs it off as she walks over to B.
"Hey B I would like to apologize for voting you off in season 4. Scott manipulated us saying that you sabotaged the team and he said that you hated nature." Dawn said and B just gave her a thumbs up showing that he forgave her.
The next boat shows Anne Maria on the boat spraying her hair.
"What are you doing here? Come to suck more face with Alejerko?" Heather asked angrily.
"Well can you blame the guy? I mean come on I got the perfect body and style." Anne Maria said back causing Heather to snap. She charged the Jersey Shore reject and tackled her to the ground. They both were fighting and pulling each others hair until Chef intervened and separated both of them.
"Fine go be with your new Boyfriend!" Heather cried as she ran to Sierra of all people comforting her.
The next boat carried the last Revenge cast member known as Scott. He sniffed his own armpit which made him gag in response.
"Mamma was right. I really needed to take a shower before I left." Scott commented as he stepped off the boat.
"Hello Scott it seems like you got a warm welcome." Chris said as he chuckled.
Scott didn't know what he meant until he turned to see Anne Maria, Jo, Lightning, Dawn, and B glaring at him. "I'm going to go over there Scott said as he walked over to hide behind Owen to hide.
"Okay we are now Half way through the introductions. Now let's the Freak shows from Pahkitew Island!"
The Boat was carrying the first Pawkitew contestant known as Topher and he was putting powder on his face.
"Well if it isn't Topher..." Chris said unamused.
"Chris you look older than I last remember. You afraid I'll take your job?" Topher asked.
"If it were up to me I would've Chose Sugar or Leonard over you but the Producers for some reason find you entertaining." Chris said
"What can I Say? The Producers really like me if that says anything." Topher said. Chris just grabbed some sand and threw it at Tophers direction. "Ow Watch the hair!" Topher yelled as he covered his head and ran. That definitely made Chris amused.
The next boat arrived with Jasmine on board.
"Welcome Jasmine. How long did it take for Roses are Red and Bruises are Blue to shut down?" Chris asked.
"Well Business is actually doing well if you'd known anything about it." Jasmine replied and she walks over to see Topher brushing sand out of his hair.
"If I were you Topher I would quit playing pretend as host and start taking the challenges seriously or your gonna get the boot even earlier." Jasmine warned the host wannabe.
"Don't worry I got time for both now that I came up with a better plan!" Topher said as he rubbed his hands together as Jasmine rolled her eyes.
The next boat arrived with Sky on board.
"Welcome Sky we brought you back because we felt bad you didn't have enough competition." Chris said trying to get under her skin.
"It's funny that you're trying to intimidate me but all that's doing is making me more determined to win this game!" Sky said which Chris yawned at her speech and pointed for her to go to the other campers.
The next boat arrives with Ella on board singing.
"Ella not to be rude but try to keep your singing to a minimum since the host doesn't like singing unless it has something to do with the challenge." Gwen said to Ella
"Sorry Gwen, I'll try my best for my cousin." Ella said cheerfully.
"Wait you two are cousins?" Chris asked in shock.
"I know it's hard to believe but it is the truth." Gwen said as the contestants didn't know what to say.
"I know what you mean Gwen. After all my cousin alway likes to play pretend to be evil and has his hair dyed purple." Owen said.
"Don't tell me that would be him over there?" Sky asked when the next boat arrived with Max on board.
"You All Should Bow Down To Your Ruler And..." Max threatens but Owen grabs ahold of him into a bear hug.
"Maxie how are you my favorite cousin!" Owen said as Max was struggling to get Owen off him.
"Let go of my you fat pig! Evil will not be humiliated!" Max yelled at his cousin.
"I think you need to keep that one under control mate." Jasmine says to Owen.
"Sorry he's usually upset when he's away from home." Owen said which got Jasmine, Sky, and Topher to laugh.
"Shut Up!" Mex yelled as he finally got free of Owen.
The next boat arrived with Amy and Samey on board with Samey struggling 2 luggage's.
"Hurry up with my stuff Spare-amy!" Amy yelled as she walked to the contestants.
"Ma'am, may I help you with those?" Brick offered as he grabbed both luggage's which made her blush.
"Uhm thanks." She said.
"Anytime Ma'am!" Brisk said as he brought the luggage's next to the others.
"Hi Sammy it's been a while!" Jasmine said as she hugged him.
"Ugh Spare-Amy doesn't deserve to have friends let alone share the same breath of air as me!" Amy complained.
the contestants weee glaring at Amy especially Cody. He was not having it today and marched on over to Amy.
"I don't know what your deal is lady but you are her sister! Instead of bullying her you should prove that you're a good role model. You're lucky you have a sister who's been nothing but nice and truth be told... SHE DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR KINDNESS!!!!!!!!" Cody finished his rant and cooled off as Amy stormed off. He turned to see how stunned the other contestants are by his words.
"Wow I didn't expect that to come out of you of all people." Courtney said.
"Nice one dude." Duncan complimented.
"You know her?" Jasmine asked.
"No but I've watched Pahkitew Island to know what's up." Cody said.
"Wow Um thanks for doing that but you didn't have to do that you know." Samey said.
"No, I just couldn't watch one family member bully another." Cody said.
The next boat arrived with Scarlett on board who was now wearing a electric tracking Collar. Cody, Dawn, Sky, Jasmine, Amy, Samey, and Topher gasp in fear.
"Well well well, if it isn't my sidekick who betrayed me last time. But I'll make it up to if you obey my every command!" Max threatens but that was his mistake as Scarlett grabbed Max.
"You listen here... I AM NOT YOUR... AAAAAAHHH!!!!!" Scarlett never got to finish her sentence as the collar shocks her as she lets go of Max. She turns to see Chris holding a button.
"Yeah the Government told me to keep a close eye on you. And good luck trying to blow this Island up." Chris warned her.
"Why did you let her of all people back on this show?" Sky asked furiously.
"Because we liked her. Sorry not sorry." Chris said.
The next boat arrived with Dave on board who was now wearing an eyepatch with a huge gash showing. He got off glaring his visible eye to Chris.
"Dave welcome back too..." Chris didn't get to finish his dialog as Dave starts to yell at him.
"Screw you McLean! I didn't even want to be here but your producers said so otherwise! You and some others left me to die on the death trap of an Island! Thanks to you and some others I'm a freak now!" Dave yelled as he pointed at his gash under the eyepatch.
"Oh Dave." Sky said trying not to cry.
"Don't hey Dave me! You are just as guilty since you were in the finale!" Dave finished as he walks over to the others.
"What's this, Revenge of the Nerds?" Lightning asked remembering that Cody just had a similar situation.
"Wow I'm surprised that you remembered that far back Rudolf." Jo commented.
"Hey who told you my name?" Lighting asked angrily.
Nobody was paying attention for any boat now because they were all busy glaring at Chris until they all heard a cargo ship horn. They all turned to see it was only Beardo who was sweating like crazy making chattering teeth sound effect.
"Awe what's wrong Beardo, more people than last time? Maybe if you're lucky you'll get the first boot again." Chris mocked as Beardo walked over to the other contestants.
The next Boat was bringing Shawn to the Shore.
"Are there any zombies on this Island?" Shawn asked terrified.
"*Sigh* No Shawn, there are no zombies on this Island... Yet." Chris said which made Shawn scream and Jasmine walked up to Shawn and comforted him.
"If we see any 'Zombies' Shawn we'll leave the Island. Alright?" Jasmine said and Shawn seemed to calm down.
"Yeah about that if you quit the show without getting voted off you'll owe us 2,000,000." Chris said as he held up his contract.
"Oh that's bull I quit once and I didn't give you squat!" Duncan said.
"Well your prison time made up for that and you also returned eventually. Remember the night you made out with Gwen behind Courtney's back?" Chris reminded which Courtney and Gwen glared at Duncan.
"Alright Campers now we got 10 more campers. And let's face it none of you maybe expect for Sierra would knows these newbies." Chris announces.
The next boat arrived with Ripper onboard giving the boat driver a noogie.
"Awe yea! You guys are competing against someone who tied the world record fart holder!" Ripper said as he ripped open his shirt flexing his muscles making the girls disgusted while Sierra took a picture.
"Awe man I've been trying to beat that record," Owen complained.
"I'm sure that's a record that everyone would be proud of." Noah said in a sarcastic tone.
Chris just facepalms while Chef cringed. "Please tell me you brought a spare shirt this time." Chris said like he was over it.
Ripper took a few seconds to realize he left his luggage at home. "Awe fart nuggets!"
"Chef!" Chris said as Chef grumbled as he grabbed his long chair and left the beach.
The next boat reveals Axel on board as she walks off the boat with her duffel bag.
"Well if it isn't the captain who brought failed us and got second boot!" Ripper mocked but Axel pulled a Machete out of her bag pointing it at him.
"I dare you to say that again!" Axel said with hatred.
"I mean... you did your best." Ripper said nervously as Axel puts away her Machete.
The next boat arrived to Shore with Zee standing on the boat casually drinking his soda.
"Yo sup Chris." Zee said while drinking his soda.
"Well if it isn't Zee, you can go over there where the campers are standing." Chris said
"Axel, Ripper it's like the team is reuniting again." Zee said as he hugged them both of them but Axel just pushes him away.
Zee turned his attention to Dave. "Awesome man I didn't know we had competing on this show." Zee said then took a sip of his soda.
"Well don't expect to see that too long." Dave said trying to be nice to the new guy
"So Zee how did you lose that leg?" Zoey asked
"Well I went out of the gas station then suddenly a car swerved out of the road penetrating my leg again the wall. The doc said I was one lucky man." Zee explained which shocked most of the contestants.
"Yeah my great great great great great great uncle Thomas invented metal legs and before that everyone had to use a wooden stick which my great great great..."
"ZIP IT PERMANENTLY!" Chris demanded which shut Stacii up again.
The next boat arrived with Bowie on board.
"Guess who's back?" Bowie announced.
"Y'all sweet Bowies back." Zee said ad he hugged the gay contestant.
"I like this guy already." Topher said
"Then we'll get along just fine." Bowie said back.
The next boat arrived with Priya on board who rolled her eye as she saw Ripper shirtless again.
"Not even one day and you already rip your shirt again." Priya said.
"Shut up nerd! You're just jealous that I tied that record!" Ripper said.
"Last time I remembered I won last season!" Priya said which got him to shut up then she looked around trying not to fangirl.
"I knew I would be competing for another season but I didn't think I would be competing with all my Idols!" Priya said excitedly.
"Looks like Lightning has another fan!" Lightning bragged.
"Oh please she's clearly inspired by my leadership!" Jo said
The next boat arrives with both Wayne and Raj on board shouting hoot hoot.
"Raji look at all these people eh." Wayne said to his best friend.
"There's one that is catching my eye." Raj said while blushing at Bowie.
"Awe I missed you honey!" Bowie said as they both kissed and Sierra took a picture of the moment.
"OMG the Total Drama fan page is going to go nuts! This just in we have our first openly gay couple on total drama! #NoCoDOESN'TEXSIST! And send!" She was giggling which Noah and Cody sighed in relief.
"You guys just saved me from a handful of crazy fans. Now I wish it was all the crazy fans." Noah pleaded.
The next boat arrived with Damien stepping off the Boat.
"Uhm Chris who are these people?" Damien asked pointing at the past competitors.
"Oh Damien you still are a fun one." Chris said as he patted his back.
Priya came up to Damien and whispered in his ear. "PAST COMPETITORS!!! AND THATS EVEN ALL OF THEM!!!???" Damien yelled in shock.
"Ripper here!" Chef yells as he threw the familiar blue shirt which Ripper gladly put on.
The next boat just arrived with Millie on board writing on a new Journal.
"Don't tell me you're righting bad things about us again." Bowie said in disappointment.
"No I burned that last book. This one is going to write all the good and bad times I'm going to have this season." Millie explained.
"I doubt you're going to get pass the first page before getting eliminated!" Ripper mocked.
"Shut up ripper you were lucky that you made it to merge last time. This time that won't be happening." Priya said in a threatening tone.
Chris put on a blindfold as the last competitor is arriving. Unlike the other drivers this one got off the boat screaming for his life as he ran in the woods. As Scary Girl walked off the Boat
"Wow this Island looks deadly... I love deadly." Scary Girl said which made everyone except for Izzy scared.
"OOH OOH Izzy loves Boney Island as Well but Izzy hates that this episode was the one where Izzy got eliminated!" Izzy explained.
Scary Girl turned her head to Millie. "Hello Millie... I know it was you." She said creepily before turning her attention to the Skull of the Island.
"Alright I guess that's everyone." Chris said as he took off the blindfold. "I will explain the first challenge... IN THE NEXT EPISODE!" Chris announced while there was a mixture of groans and sighs of relief. "Who will be our first boot? Who will start the first alliance? And Where did the driver go? Seriously Chef go find him before I deal with a lawsuit. Find out next time on Total Drama Boney Island!!!!!