The episode begins with Zee and Ripper heading to the Mess Hall to hear Chase celebrating and cheering like a madman much to the annoyance of Ripper.
"What's got you all excited?" Ripper asked pessimistically.
"Ripper my friend, Emma totally saved me from elimination last night. That's mad love right there." Chase smirked in satisfaction.
"So Emma made a strategic move to better her own game, big whoop." Ripper rolled his eyes.
"Wait, Chase and Emma used to date?" Zee asked curiously.
"What?" Ripper asked incredulously, "Yeah. Where the heck have you been?"
"Here, before that over there and our cabins." Zee answered, taking the question way too literally as Ripper and Chase both looked confused.
Meanwhile in the girls cabin, the air was tense with Emma looking nervously at Bowie who was still wearing his sleeping mask with a grimace on his face and MK who was laying back contentedly in her bunk.
"So… you chose to eliminate Raj, huh?" MK smirked at the blonde.
"Oh shut up MK. I don't wanna hear it. Plus, it's clear as day you also voted for Raj so you should not be talking." Emma replied angrily as she hopped down from her bed to glare at MK.
"Harsh." MK snickered before walking off which Emma watched her do, "But fair. I'll leave you alone."
Emma sighed in relief before realizing she was now face to face with an annoyed Bowie.
"Bowie, I-" Emma began nervously before Bowie shushed her.
"I'm not exactly happy you voted off my boyfriend, but I don't exactly hold petty grudges so easily, so I'll give you another chance but you have to vote whoever I say." Bowie said sternly which caused Emma to nod.
"There. Convo over." Bowie smiled ecstatically before walking over to put on his shoes but stepped in something squishy.
Confessional: Bowie
"So…" Bowie began as he held up a mouth guard, "Raj left me a present, his mouth guard. If you think that's bad, wait till you hear the poem."
Bowie then takes out a piece of paper and reads it, "'Santa Claus lives in the north, which isn't the south. I want you to have this, it's been in my mouth.' It's sad and adorable. He wore this during his games, out there skating hard. Driving a net, scoring goals, and… STOP!" Bowie immediately interrupted his fantasies, "There will be plenty of time for hot Raj later. You need to focus up and win that million! Let's do this!"
Confessional Ends
We then see Millie and Priya accepting slop from Chris with rainbow colored dye on it, which Millie chose to comment on, "With the time you spent dying this slop. You could've used that time to make us a good breakfast."
"Ooh! Burn! Tell him Millie! Pa-Pow! Let him have it!" Priya motivated her bestie.
"Actually that was it. I'm done." Millie smiled at Priya.
"Oh… well it was still really good." Priya smiled before asking Chris, "Why are you serving us breakfast anyway? Where's Chef?"
"Uh-huh-huh, Chef's a little busy." Chris smirked.
We then cut to Bowie and Emma walking inside the Mess Hall when they saw MK and Chase sitting together along with Ripper and Zee.
"Hey Ems. Over here!" Chase called out happily.
Emma sighed before going over to sit next to Millie and Priya with Bowie immediately following her.
"You're gonna vote with us at elimination this time, right?" Priya asked nervously, "Because you totally blew us the last vote by voting off Raj when we could have easily gone for Chase. Not to mention what he did to-"
Millie covered her friend's mouth which allowed Emma to speak, "Yes. I will vote with you guys this time. You can count on that."
"We better." Bowie muttered to himself but it was unheard by everyone else.
We then cut to a wheel being spun with Chris standing in front of the final eight who were all sitting in separate tables. Bowie, Emma, Priya, and Millie were sitting in front while MK, Chase, Ripper, and Zee were sitting at the back.
"Welcome to the Wheel Of Vomit." Chris announced happily, "In today's challenge, you will be sampling some culinary specialties."
"Wait, if it's an eating challenge then why do we need eye protection?" Chase asked curiously.
"It's called the Wheel Of Vomit dude. Figure it out." MK said bitterly.
"This better be healthy food, because I am super picky about what fuels this engine." Ripper smirked as he flexed.
"I'm not sure anything on today's menu qualifies as food." Chris admits nervously before smiling, "The rules are simple. The wheel determines what type of food Chef serves next. If you refuse to eat, can't finish, or puke, you're out. Last camper still eating wins immunity. The rest of you are up for elimination."
Confessional: Ripper
"I'm already so full, but Priya's been gunning for me ever since I used her as a human shield so I gotta win immunity or I'm toast." Ripper admits nervously.
Confessional Ends
"I don't know about this." Millie said squeamishly.
"Eating gross stuff is always part of Total Drama. During my training, my parents made me eat liver in ice cream. Trust me, this is no big deal." Priya reassured her smugly.
Confessional: Bowie
"Her parents made her do WHAT?!" Bowie asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Now let's see what our first course is. Come on, big money, big money. Chris smiles before spinning the wheel which landed on the color red, "Round one means you'll be eating big sweaty boot beef."
Chef then lifted a tray to show that there was old beef inside of a boot and sticking out of the sole itself.
"Nope, I'm tapping out." Millie decided.
"What are you doing?!" Priya asked incredulously, "You can't just opt out of a challenge, are you trying to get voted off?"
"It's fine. I'm flying under the radar. I'm sure I'm safe." Millie whispered reassuringly at Priya before walking away.
"And Millie walks off before the challenge even starts. Bold move." Chris smirks.
Confessional: Priya
"How can she not understand that this decision doesn't affect her alone, but our alliance. Emma's already a wild card and this might just make our situation even worse!" Priya confesses in horror.
Confessional Ends
"I'm not surprised. Millie's not a real threat." Bowie admits to Emma, "To win this challenge, not only do you need to be mentally tough enough to not only survive but to thrive in the face of adversity."
Bowie then took one bite of the beef and smirked as it went down, "See? It's all-"
He suddenly began barfing a rainbow colored vomit which horrified pretty much everyone in their seats.
"Dar she blows. Bowie is out. Now does everyone wonder why I made a pretty breakfast this morning, because I knew we'd be seeing it again." Chris said happily, "That's two down, who will be the next?"
Priya, Ripper, and Zee immediately finished their meals with Zee being more enthusiastic about it to the point of licking his plate in satisfaction while MK, Emma, and Chase were struggling before ultimately finishing.
"Looks like the six of you make it to round two which is…" Chris began before spinning the wheel again and landing on orange, "Which means you'll be eating…"
"Noso Busko. Pig snot is a rare delicacy but my pork that I cooked had severe head colds." Chef said as he revealed the pig snouts with snot dripping much to the disgust of everyone except Zee who began eating his snot soup with ease.
"This is wicked, sorta like a nose bacon soup." Zee smiled optimistically before everyone else began eating it as well but cringing in disgust.
"This is not like bacon soup." MK cringed.
"I think you mean it is snot like bacon soup." Emma replied smugly.
"Oh wow, so original. Would you like a medal?" MK rolled her eyes.
"Hey Chef, do you got another schnoz or two back there?" Zee asked happily, "Thus growing boy's gotta eat."
Confessional: MK
"I may have an alliance with Chase, but Ripper and Zee are total wildcards. Especially Zee. I need to win immunity so Bowie can't vote me out but Zee is literally a human garbage disposal." MK sighs before smirking, "But just in case, I always have a Plan B."
Confessional Ends
"Hey Zee? Did you ever see that one SpongeBob episode called 'A Pal For Gary'?" MK asked with a smirk.
"I'd rather not talk about it." Zee replied absentmindedly.
"Well I for one enjoyed the part where Gary had to fight Puffy Fluffy with nothing but his wits considering the latter turned into a mutated fish monster with multiple mouths with grotesque sharp teeth. That was so…" MK began smiling before Zee just downed another bowl of nose soup much to the disgust of his fellow competitors.
"Oh yeah, I guess that part was kinda good." Zee smiled after finishing his soup.
"But why didn't you wanna talk about it?" MK raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"I found the dialogue stilted and SpongeBob's actions felt forced. Just not one of Nickelodeon's better moments." Zee admitted with a shrug.
"Okay hard to believe, but no elimination that round." Chris said before spinning the wheel again to get yellow, "Ooh, Le Crossiant de Chauvre(A/N: I don't speak French, I'm sorry)."
"The inspiration for this dish was when I found a hair in my pastry. So now I put hair in all of them." Chef said happily as he unveiled the hairy pastries, "Oh and if you're worried about all the beetles jumping around, not to worry. It's just lice."
"Hey, watch this. I'm gonna eat the whole thing at once!" Zee cried out enthusiastically before sliding the pastry in his mouth with no effort. While no one was looking, MK shook some pepper into her hand and blew it in Zee's nose, causing him to sneeze and spit out his croissant.
"NO!" Zee cried out before jumping out of his seat and catching the pastry in his mouth before it could hit the floor.
"Touchdown!" Chris cried out giddily.
Meanwhile, the others struggled to finish their food and eventually did with Emma groaning, "It tickles going down."
"Emma, we can't let this go on. You have to make Chase barf. You're his ex, right? You gotta know what makes him tick" Priya whispered fearfully which caused Emma to smirk excitedly.
"Hey Chase! Public drinking fountains!" Emma called out with a smirk causing Chase to cringe, "Stepping on warm cat barf with bare feet."
"I've always found Couples Therapy so confusing." Chris admitted.
"Yup." Chef nodded.
"Chase. She's testing you. You gotta show you can play just as dirty as she can." MK whispered to Chase who smiled.
"Steamed carrots." Chase smirked back at Emma who began cringing herself.
"Bubble gum cough syrup." Emma walked over to Chase angrily, "Wet mittens!"
"Post nasal dripping- wait, are we about to make out right now?" Chase asked with a seductive smirk which only made Emma balk in disgust.
"No way. The very thought of making out with you, makes… me…" Emma began cringing before finally barfing on Chase's face who then barfed in Emma's face as well causing the blonde to run away crying.
"I never wanna see you again!" Emma cried out tearfully as she ran off.
"I never wanna see you either…" Chase called out before adding, "Unless you want to." He then ran off to catch up with her.
Confessional: Priya
"Well…" Priya clicked her tongue, "That could've gone better."
Confessional Ends
"Yep. Love is a vomit covered mystery. Round four." Chris spun the wheel before it landed on the green, "Oh. Green means it'll be wiggle fries."
"This is pretty much just protein with maggots in it." Chef shrugged before lifting up the tray to present the fries with maggots on them.
Once again, Zee had no problem with eating this while Ripper struggled to eat his. Priya and MK then ate their maggot covered protein but immediately barfed afterwards.
"Ooh, two for one and twice the fun. Priya and MK, you're out." Chris said happily.
Priya and MK grumbled before walking off but Ripper smirked smugly at this ordeal.
Confessional: Ripper
"And thus the biggest threats to my victory are eliminated. All I gotta do is beat Zee and win the challenge. Easy as pie…" Ripper smirked in satisfaction before sighing contentedly, "Man I love pie."
Confessional Ends
"And then there were two." Chris smiles sadistically as Zee and Ripper look at each other nervously.
"Round five," Chris smiled before pulling out a flash card, "Toe jam cookies."
"This is basically just cookies with toe jam on it." Chef shrugged before presenting Ripper and Zee with the cookies.
Ripper and Zee immediately eat the cookies, Ripper with reluctance but Zee was still eating with glee.
Ripper then picks up the glass of white liquid and asks, "So what's in this glass anyway? Blended singe bugs?"
"Good idea, you should have been at the pitch meeting. Sadly this is just regular milk." Chris explained.
Zee then drank his glass of milk before smiling, "Ah milk. I heard of it, never tried it though, always been more of a soda guy. Where does it come from?"
"From cows, genius." Ripper rolled his eyes.
"Uh… what do you mean from cows?" Zee asked hesitantly.
"Y'know, you get it by squeezing their udders from the bottom and out the milk goes." Ripper explains neutrally but suddenly Zee barfed instantaneously and ran out screaming.
"I can still taste the barf. What is wrong with you people?" Zee cried out in horror.
"Okay… I did not see this coming but… Ripper wins immunity again." Chris said happily which caused Ripper to cheer ecstatically before finally barfing as well.
Confessional: Bowie
"I still can't tell whether this episode is grosser than the fart challenge or not." Bowie admits.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to the guys' cabin where Ripper was having a meeting with Chase and Zee, "Alright guys. No messing around. Tonight, we gotta vote off Millie or Priya."
"Definitely man. Emma's my babe, MK's cool, and Bowie's her friend. We can't vote either of them off. It's gotta be one of them." Chase nodded firmly.
"I say we target Millie. Who doesn't put effort into challenges. It's pathetic!" Ripper scoffed in disgust.
"Totally man." Chase agreed, "Floaters are the absolute worst in Total Drama. She's like… the next Max."
"Dude, floating isn't really a bad strategy man. It helped Beth and Cody make it far." Zee said, trying to defend all the backlash Millie was getting.
"Those two at least contribute in challenges. What does Millie do again?" Ripper scoffed indignantly.
"Ummmmmmmmm," Zee stammered before Ripper interrupted, "As I thought."
Confessional: Zee
"All this strategy talk is kind of a bummer. Why can't we just go with the flow instead? That'd be nice." Zee sighed solemnly.
Confessional Ends
Little did the three males know, MK was listening into their conversation from the outside of the cabin but ran off before any of them could see her.
Confessional: MK
"Remember when I said I had a Plan B. Well… I can't exactly get rid of Millie just yet." MK explained with a chuckle, "I do recall mentioning that I know about a certain little notebook she's been writing. Yeah, I'm gonna need that for later. Don't worry, Millie's time is almost up soon. I need Priya for my plan to go off so I can't vote her off just yet but who my target is… we'll see."
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Priya was lecturing Millie about her performance in today's challenge, "And how could you think it was okay to just throw the challenge like that, because it was NOT."
"I don't get why you're so upset anyway." Millie said fearfully, "I just didn't want to get myself sick from all the food."
Priya's look softened up to more of understanding, "Yeah, that's totally fair, but I just don't want you to go home, okay. You're my first friend and my BFF and I don't want us to be apart. You get that right?"
"Yeah… I get it…" Millie smiles awkwardly.
Confessional: Millie
"Priya may not exactly be normal but she always sees the best in people even when they're being inconsiderate, which is what I've been. So that's why… I'm canceling my notebook." Millie smiled enthusiastically as she held up her notebook, "The two of us are going all the way."
Confessional Ends
MK smiled as she entered the cabin before walking over to Millie and Priya, "Hey gals."
"What do you want?" Priya asked with a narrowed gaze.
"Look, I just came here to tell you that Chase, Ripper, and Zee are all gunning to vote off Millie." MK said with feigned concern.
"What?!" Priya and Millie gasped in shock.
"Yeah, and I kinda don't know if that's the right call or not." MK smirked smugly which caused Priya and Millie to sweat nervously.
"But I am not heartless so I'll help you girls out, provided you vote for one of my personal targets tonight." MK proposed which caused Millie and Priya to look at each other nervously.
We then cut to the elimination ceremony where everyone was holding their stomachs before Chris spoke, "I hope you're all feeling better, he said lying, you know how this works but I'll regurgitate the information for you. Ripper has immunity and is the only camper who can't be voted off. Who deserves it most, that's up to you."
"Emma and Chase, your problematic love-hate tango is causing problems for the rest of the cast." Chef said sternly.
"Ugh." Emma grunted as she saw Chase staring dreamily at her.
"Zee, nobody likes a showoff. You may have painted a target on your own back."
"Aw man." Zee sighed.
"Millie, opting out of a challenge early. Not cool."
Millie just gulped at the reminder.
Confessional: Bowie
"I think some people are getting a little too comfortable. Maybe it's time to stir things up." Bowie smirked.
Confessional: Priya
"Ripper deserves to go home but now he has immunity so I gotta vote for who MK wants out." Priya sighed miserably, "This sucks."
Confessionals End
"As always, a marshmallow means you're safe. Ripper, Priya, Bowie, Emma, MK, and… Chase." Chris said happily as he passed out the marshmallows.
Millie and Zee stared at each other fearfully as the last marshmallow was shown, the tension was thick until Chris finally spoke.
"Millie."
"Yes!" Priya and Millie cheered before embracing each other while Zee looked bummed out and ironically, so did Chase and Ripper.
Confessional: Ripper
"Man, if it weren't for me blabbing about milk, Zee would still be here." Ripper groaned before shuddering, "Ugh. What is this weird feeling. Is it… guilt…"
Confessional Ends
"Zee, please follow me to the Dock Of Shame." Chris said as Zee's final words were heard in the background.
"Man, what a riot? I got to face fun challenges, meet new friends, and even cuddle up with a giant bird." Zee's voiceover was heard.
Final Confessional: Zee
"Yep, I didn't win the million bucks but… I wouldn't change a thing." Zee smiled before his eyes widened, "How did I get here?! Wasn't I just on the dock?!"
Final Confessional Ends
Zee was then grabbed by the Drone Of Despair with a smile as Chris began playing his outro, "There goes Zee, and now only seven kids I don't like are left. Who will go next? Find out on Total! Drama! Island!"
Author's Note: Hoo boy, I am not going to make a lot of friends with this one. When it comes to the final eight, pretty much everyone has a plot left, except for Zee who had the least to do. I like him a lot, in fact he's in my top five when it comes to the reboot but I had to eliminate him for the sake of cutting out as many floaters as possible.