The usual shot of the film lot from a distance begins the recap, what is unusual is that Geoff's voice overlays it. "What? I'm supposed to read that? Okay, last time on Total Drama Action!" Alejandro, Sammy, and Topher are all shown tied to the mast. Then the three are shown working to clean the bathrooms, followed by Alejandro and Sammy helping each other up the greased mast and Topher being shot out of the air cannon. "Our timbers go seriously shivered as Alejandro, Sammy, and Topher suffered through the final pirate movie challenge. With Alejandro and Sammy working together to keep Topher from a spot in the final two. Whoa dudes! Looks like that was a blast!"
Alejandro and Sammy are shown facing the monster and being handed the shovel to lift up the fake hill. Then Sammy is shown wearing a saddle, then both Alejandro and Sammy are shown running through the prison movie obstacle course, across a minefield blindfolded, making baskets, playing badminton, and trying to punch down a bear with marshmallow gloves. The Alejandro is shown carrying a dress clad Chef across a bridge, and Sammy on the vomit comet. Then Topher is shown answering all the trivia questions. "They followed it up with a crazy run, through every crazy challenge from the whole entire season. And even though Alejandro and Sammy worked to get through these challenges together, Topher caught up fast earning bonus time through his knowledge as a fan of the show!"
Alejandro, Sammy, and Topher are all shown on the disaster movie obstacle course. Sammy is shown getting hit by a safe and Topher is shown standing at the T bar encouraging him to ditch Sammy. Then Topher is shown riding the zipline, and Alejandro is shown saving Sammy, then the two are shown using Alejandro's belt to ride down the zipline. " All three semifinalists ended up doing the third challenge, where Topher offered Alejandro a free ticket to the finale if he'd only abandon Sammy. Luckily for her he refused and Topher went on win a spot in the final two! Thanks to a last moment of kindness from Alejandro, he and Sammy ended up tied for second place."
Topher is shown on the top of the screen, a jagged horizonal white line splits him from Sammy and Alejandro, who are on the bottom half facing one another with a line between them. The Geoff is shown on the aftermath couch and as he closed out the recap the focus moved out to show him both on the screen in the aftermath studio and actually in the studio. "Who will join Topher in the finale? Find out right here and right now on Total Drama Action!"
(intro)
{A standing light pops up on a set with skyscrapers in the background. A hanging light swoops in front of a set with houses in the background, then a camera pops out of a sewer with a rat on it, and another camera pops out of a hole in a tree scaring the raccoon inside. A masculine hand raises up a clapboard and sets it off.}
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
{The camera's point of view shows a film lot with the two trailers, city background, water tower, and fake hill. Chris drives by in a golf cart, and the camera flies through to the warehouses as crew members push a couple backdrops through, follows by the costume rack. )
You guys are on my mind!
{The camera goes up the fake hill and down into a small pool where Jo is swimming, a shark is behind her. Jo notices it and turns around to punch it in the nose.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(The camera moves out of the water to show Scott on a surfboard held up by machinery. He desperately tries to dodge several seagulls being shot at him. One finally hits him and he falls over.)
I wanna be...famous!
(The camera moves left to show Duncan as the one shooting the gulls from a gull cannon with Gwen right beside, laughing along with him. Duncan turns and Gwen looks at her feet, rubbing her left arm nervously. The camera moves on to show the sastchwawanakwa in a pink dress, matching boa, and straw hat. The door slides open and the camera goes through)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(A beach set is shown with Alejandro and Amber lounging on a beach chair together, a shark sits in a beach chair to either side of them wearing sunglasses.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Topher is shown in the make-up confessional having it applied. A hand sprays something in his eye accidentally)
Everythin' to prove, nothin' in my way;
(Trent and Amy are standing on rock pillars with padded poles. Amy hits Trent several times before he hits her back sending some of her hair down.)
I'll get there one day.
(The hair lands in a pot of sludge Chef is cooking. He shrugs and turns to Sammy who looks nervous but determinedly back at him.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(Harold and Ellody are shown standing in front of a set of screens in the security room. Harold presses a random button and causes an explosion. )
(Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(We focus in on one screen where a grizzly bear is growling towards Ella. The princess wannabe smiles at him sweetly, the bear smiles back and the two dance. )
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (N a-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(They dance their way past the lame-o-sine and the back window lowers to show Noah and Crimson inside. The camera continues through the window as camera flashes go off. Chris is shown standing at a podium in a powder blue tux. He opens an envelope.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The scene moves out to show Chef is in a sparkly hot pink dress and matching Chef's hat, along with sliver earrings and necklace. Chris looks a little weirded out. The camera moves back through a large screen then pans down to Geoff and Kitty sitting on a couch about to make out.)
*The sound of the theme being whistled goes through the air *
(They notice the camera and decide not to kiss, the scene moves back to show a small studio with two couches to either side of the one the couple is sitting at. The rest of the cast in sitting on them as the large screen above flashes to the Total Drama action logo. )
(end of intro)
Everyone is shown in the aftermath room looking shocked at this turn of events. Both sides of the peanut gallery are shown in close up, followed by a close up on a shocked Sammy and Alejandro, a smug Topher, and ending it on Geoff and Kitty on the couch. Geoff turned to Kitty. "What do we do now?"
"Surely you planned for this eventually?" Alejandro said.
"No, but while we figure that out, why don't we give the people eliminated after our last aftermath a chance to be interviewed." Geoff said.
"Great idea Geoff! It's only fair, and I'm sure our audience will love it!" Kitty said. The audience cheered. "Of course, we'll have to limit each contestant to two questions.
"Oh, come on!' Topher complained. "What about figuring out who's going to be in the finale with me?!"
"Don't get your pants in a knot! There's plenty of time to figure that out! Topher take a seat in the finalist chair." Geoff said gesturing to a throne. Topher sat down. "Sammy, Alejandro, you can sit in some folding chairs." A blonde intern placed two folding chairs next to the finalist's chair. Sammy and Alejandro sat down.
"Let's start with Amber, since she was the first eliminated after our previous Aftermath." Kitty said "We don't have any footage prepared for you, so we hope this introduction will be enough. She's a bookworm with real vindictive streak, spent most of her time on the season arguing with Topher, and once got in a serious fight with a duck, it's Amber!"
The audience cheered as Amber stood up from her spot in the peanut gallery and sat down on the couch next to Kitty and Geoff. "Amber I think we'd all like to know, are you proud of how far Alejandro's come?"
"Of course, I am! He gave up a free chance at the finale just to save Sammy!" Amber said.
Alejandro smiled. "Chica, I am glad to hear that."
"I do have one request though." Amber said.
"Name it." Alejandro said.
"Ditch the creepy doll of me you've been keeping in your pocket?" the bookworm asked.
Alejandro pulled out the princess Amber doll from his pocket and tossed it away. "Better?"
"Much better." Amber smirked.
"We'll throw our follow up question out to the crowd. " Geoff said. He pointed to a random person in the audience. "You there!"
"Aren't you mad at Alejandro for flirting with Topher?" The person asked.
"A little, but he never went further than that, so..." Amber said.
"Thanks for that Amber! You can go back to the gallery now." Kity said. Amber nodded and returned to her seat.
"Our next guest has an overinflated ego and was added to the show as a mole. It's Jo!" Geoff said.
A chorus of cheers and boos greeted the jockette as she sat down on the couch next to Kitty and Geoff. "So Jo, did you ever feel guilty about being the mole?" Kitty asked.
"No, why should I? It was the only way to take my rightful place in competition!" Jo said.
"Rightful place my ass!" Scott said from his place in the peanut gallery. "You got left out of the season fair and square!"
"What would you know about fair Cheaty Megee?!" Jo smirked.
"Considerin' you were getting producer benefits the entire time you were there, I don't see where you get off sayin' that blondie!" Anne Maria scoffed.
"You're defending me?" Scott gasped.
"Don't look into it, I just hate Jo." The jersey reject replied.
"Whatever! The point is no, I never felt bad." Jo repeated.
"Okay, time to throw another question out to the audience!" Geoff said. he pointed to yet another random person. "You there!"
"So Jo, what kind of revenge do you have planned for Noah?" The person asked.
Jo smirked. "I could tell you, but that'd be giving scrawny a heads up. I'd much rather he wait in fear."
Noah rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I'm so scared."
"Well you should be." The jockette said.
"Well that's all the time we have for you Jo! You can return to the gallery," Kitty said.
/
A framed picture of an island and palm trees is shown before the focus shifted out to show Chris and Chef, both wearing leis as they joined a queue at the airport. "All right, sunset beach," Chris said. "Here we come. Since the producers left Kitty and Geoff in charge of the finale we get to take off. It's been a long season, I really deserve this vacation."
A pudgy white guy in a blue Hawaiian shirt was standing in line ahead of Chris. He turned. "Hey aren't you Chris McLean?"
The host removed his sunglasses as he replied. "Busted, you know I try to keep my ID a secret when I travel, bot looks like these are hard to hide." He placed his sunglasses back on his face and flashed a smile.
Chef rolled his eyes as a white woman with blonde hair in ponytail and wearing a red sweater open over a black shirt and jeans turned around from her spot ahead of the previous guy to talk to Chris. "Chris, can I have your autograph?!"
"Nope," Chris replied ungraciously. "but you can let us cut to the front of the line." He walked past to address the stewardess behind the ticket counter. She was dressed in a blue stewardess uniform and had blue eyes and brown hair in a ponytail. "Now you," The woman gasped in joy. "You can have my autograph fine looking lady." The brunette fainted.
Chef shook his head, and looked towards a screen where the finale was playing out in real time. "So we've got someone working on that tie breaker." Kitty was saying. The focus shifted to the actual studio. "But before we get to our next interview we have an announcement."
"Since Chris took off on Vacay, we prepared some never-before-seen clips." Geoff said.
"Yep, ever wondered what Chris is like when the cameras are off? Well wonder no more!" Kitty smirked.
"We're gonna play them later in the show for ya'll but here's a little preview to get you interested." The party dude said.
Static
A light blue shower curtain shows the silhouette of Chris in a shower cap, using a back scrubber as a microphone as he sings in a well done falsetto. "I stand against the wall, waiting for you to ask me to dance! My heart is in your hands! Ooh Ooh!" A white hands moves the curtain aside to reveal the upper half of Chris wearing a light blue shower cap that matched the curtain, holding a purple back scrubber in the act of singing. Shocked, Chris covers his chest and lets out a high pitched scream.
The focus shifted back to the screen in the air port. "Uh, Chris?" Chef tried to say.
"Shush," The host replied, still looking at the stewardess. "I'm scoring us an upgrade."
"You really wanna see this man," Chef said as the focus shifted back to the screen where Chris is now eating a large sandwich dripping with mustard and mayo, a large amount of which was around the host's mouth and chin.
Chris turned as the stewardess giggled behind him. He gasped and cringed. "No!"
/
Back in the aftermath studio. "Alright let's move on to our next interview!" Geoff said as the audience cheered.
"He's a snark king with a secret sensitive side, and he's accidently sleep cuddled multiple people! It's Noah!" Kitty said.
The audience cheered as Noah sat down next to kitty. "Did you have to mention the sleep cuddling?" He deadpanned. Kitty shrugged.
"So, Noah man, I think we're all curious, where do you and Crimson stand relationship wise?" Geoff asked.
"Well, after a long talk, we decided to keep dating. Even once the show is over. We've exchanged numbers and e-mails, and she doesn't live too far from me." Noah said. "She the first person I've ever felt like this about, so..."
"I'm sure our shippers are glad to hear about that!" Kitty said as the audience cheered.
"I'd take more than the show ending to stop us from seeing each other." Crimson deadpanned. "Besides, he still has to meet Ennui."
"Have I mentioned how much I love the name? If he's anything like you it describes him perfectly." Noah replied.
"Okay, throwing out yet another question to the crowd? You!" Geoff said, pointing to an audience member.
"Noah, do you know about all the ships the fandom has for you?" The person asked.
"Unfortunately, yes." The cynic deadpanned.
"What do you think of them?" The audience member asked.
"I think the fandom needs to get a life." Noah replied. The audience laughed. "I'm serious."
"Oh, they know." Kitty replied. "But at this point being insulted by you is considered an honor. Thanks for your time you can return to your seat."
/
The focus moved over an extremely busy traffic jam to the lame-o-sine. It then cut inside to Chris and Chef. "You call this driving?! What are you doing?" Chris complained.
"Well Chris," Chef began, clearly being sarcastic. "When a lot of cars are stuck on the same road, it's called traffic."
"We have to get there now! Those kids are destroying my show!" the host snapped.
"And you're destroying my vacation, so maybe we're even." The cook replied.
"Dude, I want a third season! If they mess this up we can get cancelled!" Chris yelled.
"I think you're overreacting the kids are doing fine."
"Your reputation isn't the one getting dragged through the mud!"
"What do you want me to do? Engage the wing button and fly the car?" Chef said sarcastically.
"I bet Ryan Seacrest's driver could fly the car!" The host retorted.
/
"And now our final interviewee!" Kitty announced on the couch. "She's a feisty goth who's new to the season, owns two lizards, and defeated the vomit comet, it's Gwen!" The audience cheered as Gwen sat next to Kitty.
"So Gwen, how does it feel to be voted out right before the semifinals?" Geoff asked.
"It kinda sucked, but I saw it coming. Once Topher got immunity it was obvious I'd be going home." Gwen sighed. "Still I made it way farther than I thought I would. I'm not the most popular person at home, so I figured I'd get voted out early."
"Well, we're the show could change your mind, and don't worry about the people at home. If they can't see how awesome you are then that's on them." Kitty said.
"Thanks guys." Gwen smiled.
"Yeah, you're a real hit, the fans love you." Geoff said as the audience cheered.
"Wow? Really? I don't know what to say." the goth said.
"And now, one final question from the crowd! You!" Geoff pointed at a member of the audience.
"Do you post any of your art on the internet?" The person asked.
"No! I mean, I don't think they'd like it. I'm not that good." Gwen said.
"Give yourself more credit, I've seen your sketches. They're great." Sammy said.
"And trust me, even if they were terrible the fandom would still love them." Topher said.
"Hmm. Well, maybe." Gwen said.
Harold ran over to Kitty and whispered. "Oh good!" The selfie lover said. "Looks like we finished just in time! Harold's rigged up something to break the tie between Sammy and Alejandro."
"As a founding member of inventive Steve's junior inventor's gizmo league, I've been behind many a genius contraption in my life." Harold said, the focus shifted outwards to show Harold was standing next to a frame with a large red sheet inside. A piece of the sheet is cut out like a Tetris z block placed vertically. " To emerge victorious, Sammy and Alejandro will have to contort their bods to fit through these specially shaped holes. It's brilliant really."
/
Chris and Chef are still in the lame-o-sine. "Turn left here!" Chris ordered. "Now go right," The car turned. "Now go straight ahead!" The Lame-o-sine skid to a stop. Chris and Chef exited, and the Lame-o-sine peeled off. The focus moved out to show Chef and Chris were now at Camp Wawanakwa.
"Love the shortcut." Chef said sarcastically. "You gonna get a new job as a GPS?" The host shrugged nervously.
/
Harold stood in front of the hole from before now standing on a conveyor belt that had been placed in front of it. "Prepare to contort!"
The audience cheered as Sammy and Alejandro faced each other. "It's a good thing I'm flexible." Alejandro smirked.
"Don't count me out! I'm a cheerleader." Sammy smirked back.
Sammy stepped on to the conveyor belt and bent over. Geoff and Kitty are briefly shown being excited at the crowd cheered. The Focus shifted back to Sammy, who is now on the other side of the hole. .
Alejandro went next and the hole was the shape of an uppercase t. Alejandro smirked and easily shaped himself to fit. Harold is shown looking impressed as the crowd cheers and the focus shifted back to Alejandro now on the other side of the hole.
Sammy and Alejandro are shown in split screen for a second, then Sammy is shown contorting, the current hole is shaped like a spider. Ella is shown clapping as the audience cheers.
Alejandro's turn on the conveyor belt. He contorts himself. This time the hole is shaped like a palm tree. Anne Maria is shown cheering as the audience does the same.
A series of flash transtions show a montage of Sammy and Alejandro Contorting to fit through holes. First Sammy having to go through a strange hole shaped like something between a bicep and a space needle. Kitty and Geoff are shown cheering. Then Alejandro having to go through a hole shaped like a flamingo. Then Sammy is shown hunched over with one leg crossed over the other. Alejandro is shown bending over on one leg with his hands over his head. Sammy on one leg with hands to her side. Alejandro standing on his hands with his legs bent.
Next a series of holes are shown. First one shaped like a couple of clouds and birds, then one shaped like a ladder, a pretzel, an elephant, a sports car, a unicorn and Chris. Geoff and Kitty are shown. "I don't know how they're fitting through these holes, but they are!"
"It's neck and neck people! The slightest mistake could mean the difference between going victory and loss!" Geoff cheered.
Sammy's got her arms out to the side and her feet straight. She easily slid through the cross shaped hole in front of her. "Nice one Sammy!" Geoff said.
Alejandro stepped on to the conveyor belt and attempted to contort his body, the next hole is over Harold's face and try as he night Alejandro could not squeeze through, crashing to the floor.
"And the one who will be joining Topher in the final two is Sammy!" Kitty declared as the audience went wild. "Join Topher in the finalist chair!" Sammy is shown helping Alejandro to his feet, then she ran over and attempted to squeeze into the chair next to Topher . She just barely fit.
"This is a tight squeeze." The cheerleader noted.
Geoff chuckled. "We know! Anyway, before we move on to the final showdown, it's time for some embarrassing, never before seen footage of Chris McLean!"
The audience cheered as the focus shifted to the screen over the host couch. The first clip is of Chris sleeping in bed wearing a white nightcap and night shirt. He's holding a teddy bear and has his thumb in his mouth. The second clip is of Chris in the make up confessional. He is completely bald and his head is being sprayed with something in an orange bottle. Then a wig that looked like Chris' hair is placed on. The third clip is Chris opening his trailer door, he is in nothing but a light blue bathrobe, which is confirmed when a gust of wind blew up his bathroom revealing his pixelated groin.
"What exactly is going on here?!" Chris voice interrupted. The footage cut to Chef and Chris arriving on the set of the aftermath looking irate. "Did the network listen when I told them that putting a couple of amateurs in charge would be televised poison? No! Why would they?"
Chris joined Geoff and Kitty on the couch. "But now that I'm in charge-"
"Chris we have things handled!" Kitty protested.
"I don't think you do, now get off my couch!" Chris ordered.
"I don't think so! Geoff and I have already gotten kicked from our position as hosts before. So you know what? You're gonna have to share the couch!" Kitty said.
"Fine, but I'll be taking over the final showdown!" Chris insisted.
Geoff and Kitty looked at each other and nodded. "Well then, welcome our guest host Chris McLean!" The audience cheered wildly.
"Thank you. Now what we're gonna do is give each contestant who competed this season a chance to ask a question of Sammy and Topher, because they will the ones to decided who to give the million Deneros to!" Chris annouced.
"But why do we need to ask a question of them?" Ella asked. "We know them!"
"Do you? Really?" Chris asked.
On the screen Topher is shown in the boys trailer while they sleep. Everyone but Geoff and Scott are there. Topher smirked and took out a camera. He took pictures of himself with each of the boys. He put bunny ears over Duncan's head, pretended to crush Harold's head, stuck his tongue out in a picture with Noah, made a rock on sign in a picture with Trent, and did a kissy face with Alejandro. Once done Topher held the camera to him happily and put it away, then he pulled the covers over Alejandro. "Chris man! You can't show me fanboying over the cast!" Topher protested.
There was static and then Sammy was shown right outside the girl's trailer. Chef approached with a basket of candy bars." What's that?" She asked.
"Candy basket, sent by the girls of the total Drama fan club for all the girls to share!" Chef explained.
"That's really nice of them." Sammy smiled. Once Chef was gone she looked at the basket. "Looks like there's one for each of us." She noted. She pulled out two of the bars and began to eat. Static cut to Sammy bringing the basket inside. "Hey girls, someone sent us candy bars. I've already has mine." Each of the girls got one, but when Amy got there the basket was empty.
"Samey! What?!" Amy complained.
"Oh sorry Amy, they must have miscounted." Sammy smirked.
In the peanut gallery Amy stood up and pointed at Sammy accusingly. "I knew you ate it!"
"Well, its not like you haven't stolen a ton of Candy from me over the years!" Sammy retorted.
"Ah yes, I'm back baby!" Chris said. "As I said before, each contestant from the past season get a chance to ask Sammy and Topher a question one that helps them decide who will land that cool mil. Total Drama peanut gallery, it's up to you to choose between these two sorry, finalist. Geoff and Kitty, you were eliminated first. So you can ask the first questions."
"Alright, so I wanna know are you planning to throw us a party if you win?" Geoff asked.
"Why not? I mean Kitty lost her chance so." Sammy replied.
"Well duh! How are we gonna celebrate the season if we don't party?" Topher asked.
"Well, that helps me out. Kitty?" Geoff asked.
"Are you going to use any of it on college?" Kitty asked.
"Well, maybe. I don't know, what I want to go to college for." Sammy admitted.
"Please, if anything I'm gonna use it to jumpstart my hosting career!" Topher said.
"Moving right along," Chris said. "Scott?"
"If I vote for you will you give me some of the money?" Scott asked.
"No." Topher and Sammy both answered.
"Ouch! All right let's see if we can raise the level of this show with Crimson!" Chris said.
"I'd like you to compose a haiku about one of your deepest fears." Crimson said.
Sammy paused. "um,
My biggest worry,
Is that I will one day snap,
and become Amy"
"Nice, Topher?" Crimson asked.
"My biggest fear is,
that I will be forgotten,
like many before." Topher easily answered.
"Okay, I've taken that into consideration." Crimson deadpanned.
"Let's give it over to Ella!" Chris said.
"Are you planning to give any of the money to charity?" The princess wannabe asked.
"I mean, I guess I could. A million is a lot of money." Sammy decided.
"After how hard I've worked? No Way!" Topher said.
"I see, I'm disappointed to hear that Topher." Ella replied.
"I don't need your vote." Topher scoffed.
"Trent? You got anything?" Chris asked.
"I mean? My vote is pretty obvious. So... what kind of music do you like?" Trent asked.
"I like all kinds of music. Pop, classical, country." Sammy replied.
"Show tunes." Topher replied.
"Harold?" Chris asked.
"I will require you both to do your best drawing of a made up animal." Harold explained as he handed each of them a pencil and a piece of paper." He took out a stop watch. "And go!" Both finalist began to draw after what couldn't have been more
than ten seconds Harold told them to stop. He took the drawing from them. He held up one of the pieces of paper. It was a squirrel with dragonfly wings. "A Dragonsquirrel? Very good Sammy." He held up the other. "Topher, this is just a picture of you with butterfly wings and a scorpion tail."
"True, but humans are animals as well, so really, I combined a human with a butterfly and a scorpion." Topher explained.
"Interesting, unotheridox but interesting, you have surprised and intrigued me sir." Harold said as he rejoined the peanut gallery.
Amy, save us from being bored to death." Chris groaned.
"Okay, let's get real here. There's no way I'm ever gonna vote for Samey, but that doesn't mean I can't take advantage of this. Topher, Samey, in order to decide where my vote is going, I need you to come up with the best compliment you can give me."
"Easy! You're cunning, beautiful, and one of the best villains in the entire show! You're also a million times more interesting than Sammy." Topher said.
"Ooh, that's gonna be hard to beat. Well Samey? I'm waiting." Amy smirked.
"Why would I ever compliment you?! You've done nothing but make my life a living nightmare for the better part of sixteen years! I refused to entertain your vanity, just so you can vote for Topher regardless!" Sammy snapped.
"Sorry Samey, I guess I won't be voting for you." Amy smirked.
"Okay, and now for the next inquisitor. Ellody." Chris said.
"I would like to know what your plans for the money are? In detail if possible." Ellody said.
"Well that's simple, first I'd get myself the best agent I could afford. Then while my agent gets me a hosting gig, I'd take a short vacation. Then I'd the best makeover artist I could, and buy a form fitting suit so I look perfect for my new hosting gig. Oh! And hire Chris' masseuse." Topher explained.
"You seemed to have it well planned out. Sammy?" Ellody asked.
"I don't know, I never expected to get this far, but like I told Ella, some it will go to charity." Sammy admitted.
"Really? That's all you can say?" Chris groaned. "Okay, Duncan please come up with something interesting!"
"Okay, I want to know the worst thing you've ever done." Duncan smirked.
"Oh, well, one time I put a fake beauty mark on my face and told mom I was Amy, so she got in trouble instead of me." Sammy admitted.
"Yeah, it was so unfair!" Amy said.
"No it was completely fair! You're the one who actually broke mom's vase and tried to pin it on me!" The younger twin retorted.
"Honestly I can get behind taking revenge on a sibling." Duncan said. "Topher."
"One time I broke into a store after dark so I could get my hands on the last limited edition Chris action figure. All they had left was the display one, and they were just gonna throw it out anyway! As one of Chris' biggest fans I had to save it!"
Duncan blinked. "Okay, the crime is pretty hardcore, but the reasoning is lame."
"Amber, make it quick would ya?" Chris said.
"I think we all know who my vote is for. You know considering one of you got me voted out, and tried to manipulate my boyfriend into becoming the worst version of himself! So I guess my only question is, are you proud of yourself Topher!" Amber snapped.
"Yes, yes I am." Topher smirked.
"You're killing me." Chris groaned. "Jo?"
"Since no one is respecting my role as the mole I'm gonna ask you to a simple question. If you got asked to be the mole, what would you do?" Jo asked.
"Um, I don't think I'd want to be in that situation. I'd probably just turn it down, working behind people's backs makes my stomach turn." Sammy said.
"Lame." Jo said.
"I'd do my best to make friction between castmates. I'd find out all the little weaknesses in their friendship and exploit them. Then once everyone was in disarray I'd take the game by storm and win!" Topher said.
"So kind of what you've already done?" Jo smirked.
"Exactly." The blonde agreed.
"Noah?" Chris said.
"Are either of you going to do anything productive with the money? Besides charity and expanding your own interests?" Noah asked.
"Uh, I guess I can use it to move away from Amy as soon as I turn eighteen?" Sammy said.
"Are you saying my hosting career isn't productive?" Topher asked.
"I'm out." Noah said.
"and finally Gwen." Chris said.
"I want to know how each of you plans to use the money to help the environment when you're not thinking of yourselves." Gwen said.
"Well, I heard there's a ton of trash in the ocean. So maybe I could donate some of the money to one of the groups trying to clean it out." Sammy said.
"Really? Wow, I'm impressed." Gwen said.
"Well helping the environment would be could for my image. So I'll donate to those tree planting groups and get the whole providence covered in trees!" Topher decided.
"Well a donation for selfish reasons is still a donation." Gwen said.
"And that's everyone. Get ready to vote!" Chris said. "Alright Total Drama Action contestants, you'll be voting right here in this special voting booth." Chef wheeled a porta potty next to Chris. "Budget's gone, gotta work with what you got."
/
Crimson reached out and grabbed off a piece of toilet paper, then she began to write.
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Ella grabbed her own piece of toilet paper. "Oh I do hate to choose, but Topher was really mean this season. So I guess I will vote for Sammy. I mean, I do believe that anyone can change. Even Topher, but right now he's not someone who deserves the money."
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Scott is in the booth. "Look I don't like either of them, but at least Topher actually played the game. Sammy only made it far because of her alliance with Alejandro."
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Amber is shown in the booth. She sneezes into the piece of toilet paper she just picked up. "Great, now I have to get another one."
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Duncan glared at the camera. "Buzz off!"
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Noah is holding his paper and pen, He gives the camera a flat look and covers it with his hand.
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Gwen holds her scarp of Toilet paper to her. "You're not seeing it, I refuse to be predictable."
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"I can't wait to get off this stupid show." Amy said as she attempted to write on her piece of toilet paper. Nothing came out, So Amy groaned and began to shake the pen. The ink inside squirted out all over her face. "Ugh! Stupid pen!"
The focus moved from the screen down to Chris, Geoff, and Kitty on the couch. "The million dollars will be awarded right now! Who will it be? I have the answer right now contained within this urn." The host pulled out a jar of pickles filled with votes. He sniffed. "It still smells like dill. And now that votes."
Sammy and Topher are briefly shown, then Chris places the pickle jar on the table. He reached in for the first piece of paper. "What the?!" He pulled out a piece of paper covered in ink. Amy is shown covered in ink. Chris smirked. "That's one for Topher." He grabbed another. "Sammy. That's one vote of Topher, one vote for Sammy." He grabbed another vote. "One more vote of Topher," He grabbed another. "Another vote for Topher!" Topher is shown looking smug. "That's three votes for Topher, one vote for Sammy."
Kitty moved to grab a vote, Chris slapped her hand away. "No Touchie!" Yet another vote was grabbed. "Another vote for Sammy, " He grabbed another. "And yet another vote for Sammy! That's three votes for Topher, three votes for Sammy."
"Get on with it!" We hear Jo yell.
"I will not let you spoil the nail biting tension I am deliberately weaving here!" Chris said. He grabbed another. "That's yet another vote for Sammy, and one vote for…" Chris frowned. "Your mom? Really?" Duncan smirked back at him. A flash transition takes us to the final slip of paper in the jar. "The Season two, Total Drama winner is-"
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."...Topher!"
Confetti flew through the air as Topher stood up. The audience was a chorus of both cheers and boos. "Thank you, I knew I'd win!" Chris handed him the million dollar suitcase. " I'd like to thank Chris for hosting the show, the crew for making it, and my fellow contestants for losing! Most of all I want to thank you, the fans. Without you the show wouldn't have been popular enough to have a second season! Then reality TV would be without my face, and what a shame that would be!"
The focus shifted to Sammy, who looked a little sad. "Sammy?" Trent said as he approached. "You okay?"
"I'm a little disappointed, but I still made it to second place! I beat Amy, made some new friends, and stood up to Chef!"
"You were awesome.:" Trent said.
The focus shifted back to Topher. Amy approached. "So did you mean what you said earlier about me being pretty, cunning, and million times more interesting than Samey?"
"Every word." Topher replied.
"Great! Because you know, every host needs a co-host." Amy said with her eyes fluttering.
Topher pushed her over. "Sorry, there's only enough room for one in my spotlight!"
The focus moved back to Sammy and Trent watching. "Besides, seeing Amy get rejected on international TV is almost worth a million dollars." Sammy said. The two giggled.
The focus shifted to Chris, Geoff and Kitty on the couch. "And so it ends, thanks from me your beloved and humble host-"
"Ahem." Kitty cleared her throat.
Chris sighed. "Hosts-"
"Kitty," the selfie lover said.
"Geoff!" The party dude added.
"And Chris McLean!" Chris said. "And from our loser Sammy it's been great season of-"
All three host spoke at once. "Total Drama Action!"
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"That's yet another vote for Sammy, and one vote for…" Chris frowned. "Your mom? Really?" Duncan smirked back at him. A flash transition takes us to the final slip of paper in the jar. "The Season two, Total Drama winner is-"
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Confetti flew through the air as the twin stood in shock. A chorus of cheers came from the audience. "I did it?! I won!" Sammy gasped.
Trent ran over and hugged the twin. "I knew you could do it!"
"You did, and after everything this feels like the perfect ending. I beat Amy, made some new friends, and stood up to Chef!"
"You were awesome.:" Trent said.
The focus shifted to Topher who was pouting. "So feel bad about losing?" Amy asked as she approached him.
"Not too much. The audience loves a good villain, and I provided that. So long as the fans are happy I'll be okay." Topher replied.
"What about your hosting career?" The mean twin asked.
"The money would have been a big help, but after this season I should have a big fanbase. Between that and my raw talent I'm sure to become a host anyway." the blonde said.
"So did you mean what you said earlier about me being pretty, cunning, and million times more interesting than Samey?"
"Every word." Topher replied.
"Great! Because you know, every host needs a co-host." Amy said with her eyes fluttering.
Topher pushed her over. "Sorry, there's only enough room for one in my spotlight!"
The focus moved back to Sammy and Trent watching. Amber, Alejandro, and Gwen join them and lift the cheerleader over them. "Our season two winner Sammy! " Chris announced as the focus moved to him. "She gets a million dollars!" He tossed the suitcase to Sammy, who fumbled it but managed to catch it.
The focus shifted to Chris, Geoff and Kitty on the couch. "And so it ends, thanks from me your beloved and humble host-"
"Ahem." Kitty cleared her throat.
Chris sighed. "Hosts-"
"Kitty," the selfie lover said.
"Geoff!" The party dude added.
"And Chris McLean!" Chris said. "And from our loser Sammy it's been great season of-"
All three host spoke at once. "Total Drama Action!"
A/N and there you have it, is the pacing a little wonky at the beginning? Sure, but I still prefer this. Since Topher is the villain, I didn't want his ending to be canon, but I wanted both endings to show that despite his ego and horrible tendencies, he truly does care about the fandom.
Sammy meanwhile has had a really good arc the entire season and it just feels like she deserves it more. Plus let's be real, Topher screwed over a lot of people. Is it that hard to imagine her getting more votes? In my opinion no. Just like last season there's gonna be a couple month hiatus before the next special. So I'll leave you here for now.