2hu frikmania
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
Mark, clad in colorful clothing as if he just came from a party, wakes up in Gensokyo with pain everywhere in his body.
His face covered by his black hair hinders his vision as he lets out a groan that he makes whenever he wakes up.
He looks to his left and right seeing nothing but trees and shiny rocks.
"I swear if I got telemagorpted to a fanfic", he assumed, getting off his ass.
His hands, painted red from fruit punch supposedly, ran through his hair to repair his vision.
Generic red party cups and party hats are found around him as he rights himself up.
"Because the youkai prepared a party for my arrival ", he humored to himself since no one else was around.
He stuffed a few cups inside his pockets anyway because he thought it might help him.
After getting as many cups as he could fit in his pockets, he began walking in a random direction.
"Maybe I got some cool fanfic mc powers but i don't feel like shouting every trigger word from every fanfic I read", he said to himself while walking past multiple trees
After a bit of walking, he comes across a field of flowers; he takes in the beauty of them from afar.
'This is most definitely a fuckin boss room', he thought to himself as he betrayed his own thoughts and went in anyway.
As he enters the flower field, his intrusive thoughts win and he kicks a flower down.
"Hah, stupid flower", he chuckled to himself.
Suddenly, music begins playing almost like he just triggered a boss fight.
A giant red bar stretches across the sky above him and he regrets everything he had done in his life within a fraction of a second.
"Why are the boss names in fuckin moon runes", he questioned as he couldnt read the name of the boss.
thump, thump, thump…
Incredibly loud footsteps neared Mark as he tried to leave the field to no avail.
An invisible barrier blocked his exit.
"Stupid game mechanics", he gave up trying to escape and looked back.
A green haired beauty with her hair reaching her shoulders and wearing a red plaid skirt with a parasol covering her from the sun.
She does not look happy to see him, not one bit.
In an attempt to hide her fury she tried to speak in a calm demeanor.
"Why did you just destroy one of my flowers?" asked the lady.
"...", Mark refused to respond because he knew he was in the wrong.
"?!", the lady's calm demeanor immediately changed when he broke into a sprint past her.
'Well shat I just had to piss off a boss the moment I got teleported' he thought to himself calmly while running for his life.
He looks back for a moment and sees the lady fly towards him with speeds he didn't know were possible.
'I'm a dead man faaack', lost in his thoughts he slips and falls down on his face.
'The universe for sure wants me dead'
'Its official im fucking dead', he picks up the thing he slipped on without looking so he could it it up later and starts running again.
'Wait.. the fuck is this, an arm? A weird blue metal arm. Yea cuz im gonna beat that boss with my 3 arms'
The metal arm suddenly disappears into his left arm with a tingly feeling.
'I hope it didn't just give me cancer'
With that, he stopped running and turns around…
The lady with an enraged look aimed her parasol at him.
'Let's hope this thing does stuff', he prepares a phony stance resembling a certain saiyan.
The parasol she held suddenly grew brighter at the tip.
"My name is Yuuka Kazami, be grateful that I'll be the last thing you see before you die", she announced.
"Fock u im not dying here", Mark lies to himself.
A giant laser shoots towards him the second he finishes speaking.
Mark punches to push it away but the metal arm appears instead of his left arm.
Clink!
The laser disappeared on contact.
"Holy shit, usable weapon", Mark exclaimed.
Yuuka's face went from enraged to interested as he somehow parried the laser.
"Parry this", her face turns curious as multiple flowers appear above her and explode into smaller balls of homing danmaku towards Mark.
'Oh shit', he thinks to himself while ignoring the stinging pain and desperately trying to deflect as many as he can.
Clink! Mark felt rejuvenated as he landed a parry.
'Parries heal me isn't that nice', he grinned thinking he found an overpowered weapon.
"I did find an overpowered weapon, stupid self monologue", he grumbled to himself.
"You know what, you're not helping so i'm just gonna narrate it myself"
Mini theater in my head never helps smh.
"Yuuka Kazami" is floating a distance away from me spamming those bullshit lasers..
If she wants to just sit and spam, so will I.
Clink! Clink! Click!
Seriously when are these lasers gonna end
Clink! Clink! Agh fack one of those grazed my shoulder im just gonna give it a little look.. Oh shit thats alot of red
Clink! And it's gone, this metal arm thing is gonna be saving my ass
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
It's been like three hours now. I'm still not tired because of the healing from parries but…
Clink!Clink!
It's getting kinda boring and Yuuka looks bored too.
"Hey! You think maybe you could let me go now?" I ask with brazen fluff on my mind.
"Sure, you wouldn't make a good toy anyway", she disappears..
Wait.. she disappeared.. Oh shit.
Shit, vines. My legs are covered and so is my waist. The vines then work around my metal arm and bind it to my other arm.
I am not surviving this!
The vines extend upwards then bent backwards.
"HOLY SHI-" the wind whips past me and my voice is lost due to how fast those vines just threw me.
So many trees below me… and shiny trees too? Welp, I'm now forever lost in an unknown world, flying through the sky and.. Falling too..
'Oh wait, i'm falling', I panic and take out the metal arm for whatever good that might do..
Quick, I need to think of something fast.
Since I'm falling head first I'll try to move the metal arm slightly above or I guess below my head.
Flying..no..falling down superman style to the grove of shining trees, if I die here i'm gonna be so disappointed in myself.
Still though, those trees are so pretty, not something I thought I'd ever say in my entire life..
Well one of those trees looks really close right now.. Like really close..
OH ITS BECAUSE IT IS!
Crash!
…
====2hu Frikmania===
End of Chapter 1
MC: Mark, the generic introvert
PRIMARY WEAPON:
The Feedbacker: a blue metal arm that has a tendency to make people trip on it, deals 1 damage with punches, deals 5 damage with parries. Parries full heal
INVENTORY:
4 red party cups, smell like fruit punch
PARTY:
Mark, forever alone
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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is my first time actually making a fanfic and the main character isn't a self insert! Of me anyway.
Not really good at my own writing so i'm taking some inspiration from other professional fanfic writers
Cough cough, brad, cough
Made for fun and the fun never stops
Mc doesn't get the fun leveling powers though sadly, he can come crying to me and I'll make his parries heal half of what they usually do