Chapter 40

SSSSNNNNOOOORRRRRKKKKKK!

It was loud… it was obnoxiously… However, no one could really blame him.

Passed out drunk on the table, Sukuna laid there. His face scribbled upon by the others, there were too many dicks to be counted at this point and yet, Suguru wasn't the least bit shocked to it all.

He sighed as he knew he had to do this, not to mention, prepare himself for the consequences of his actions.

He was armed with a bucket of ice water.

"May I be protected from his actions later when he and Satoru go back to normal…" he prayed silently.

SPLASH!

"AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

Sukuna roared and fell off the table with a thud! His eyes blared with rage as he stared at Suguru.

"What the hell is your problem Shellboy!" he roared.

"Sukuna… it's noon…" Suguru explained. "You passed out drunk by 7:30 last night."

He watched the rage slowly subside as he peered about, going by the light of day, he realized it wasn't a lie. "I've been out drunk for that long?" he asked.

"I can smell it on you and at the same time, I think I am doing you a favor… you really should change your clothing…"

The infamous King of Curses, suddenly began to smell himself over… before realizing how offensive he reeked. "Ah…" was all he could say. "Excuse me then…"

As he left to change, Suguru got on his cellphone and began to keep people updated. 'Sukuna is awake now, he's cleaning up, after, we're heading out' he texted to Suiryu.

'Good, keep them out until four, and remember the store!' Suiryu texted back.

Suguru bided his time, he waited for Sukuna to shower and dress before running into him again. Thankfully he got all the dick drawings off of his face too. "Hey, I was wondering about something" he said aloud.

"What?" Sukuna asked out of curiosity.

"Well, I was thinking, if I am going to be a good second husband to Yua, I should learn the basics as well as someone who HAS a Tooru for a wife, right?" He began to peer at Sukuna oddly.

The man himself cringed a little. "Yeah, right, learn that from me? You truly are a sorcerer, you're insane" he said bluntly.

"Actually, I like the idea!"

Sukuna froze as Chusi came up from behind him. "Did you have fun last night? I finally am able to walk straight after the other night…"

"AHEM!" Suguru said aloud. "Not to ruin the mood, but…"

"Oh, right… you want to do this today?"

"Please, I think I could learn a lot from the both of you. I mean, you were made from Yua, and Sukuna is your husband… or very devoted boyfriend, either way. I would like to have proper lessons on tending to a Tooru wife." He said with great sincerity.

"Sounds like fun! Ryomen is all dressed, and so am I. You too apparently, so let's go!"

Sukuna's eyes narrowed on Suguru, he knew something was afoot and yet couldn't put his finger on it just yet. Suguru also knows this is risky, despite being passed out drunk, he doesn't know if Sukuna could have heard everything they spoke of too.

It would be best to keep him on his toes and really play the part! "So, breakfast, what do the ladies of the Tooru family like? Granted we should really be speaking about the lunch aspect…" Suguru began to ask as they left the domain…

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meanwhile.

"They are out… let's do this!" Suiryu called.

He got D'angelo last night and explained everything to him. He was rather taken aback by the notion. "You WANT to help him get married?" D'angelo asked with great uncertainty.

"Think about it, now is the best time to do it, he's human, he's currently passed out drunk so he won't remember asking this of me, and it's going to make him shit his pants. So yeah!"

D'angelo snickered to this comment. "I don't think it would be a problem to help you out, I do have plenty of wedding items to use…"

"There is a catch, he asked me to make it worthy of a Tooru wedding. So, a thought has come to mind… they met in the Heian era, why not do that type of wedding?"

D'angelo giggled. "Oh honey, you do like to test my skills don't you. Very well, I can make it work!" since then, they have been going back and forth.

Suiryu kept D'angelo posted on Suguru's progress, but by four they are to go to a 'clothing store' to try on wedding stuff. However, the store will have a daemon gate attached, they are going to bring them both back to the domain when they are in their wedding gear. From there, the wedding will start!

Yet, by the crack of dawn, Suiryu got a call from Archie. He's the one making the wedding garments. "Hey… did… did you drop something off at my place?" he asked offhandedly.

Suiryu froze. "I don't even know where you live, why?"

Archie froze a little. "I got two parcels here… but the clothing inside is beyond salvageable, however, I think I got the concept of the design. There was a note, it simply said 'I had this ready for them' but that's it."

Suiryu was rather stunned to the news, but he didn't know what to make of it. "Nothing dangerous right?" he asked.

"It's wedding garb, but Suiryu, the one thing I took out before it began to fall apart was a robe… big enough to fit Sukuna. I think…"

"Say no more, if anything use the design idea. And remember. Sukuna isn't that big right now."

"I have his measurements from when you brought him to the studio. I got it."

"I'll leave it to you then,"

Suiryu hung up but he shuttered a little. "Someone must have their hand in this too…" he muttered.

When Sukuna and Chusi were gone, it was all hands on deck. "OKAY PEOPLE WE GOT SOME MAGIC TO MAKE HERE! LET'S MAKE SURE WE FREAK THE UTTER HELL OUT OF SUKUNA BUT MAKE IT A GREAT DAY FOR CHUSI!" he called.

Everyone was oddly motivated this morning to help out. They managed to make a very elegant.

"Hey, Suiryu… what WERE weddings like back in the old days?" Yuuji asked offhandedly.

"Nothing fancy, especially for high court officials. Sorcerers too, it was mainly you signed a piece of paper and you were married. We're sort of going with that theme, but making it rather extravagant"

"Ah…"

He picked up that Yuuji was distracted. He has been spending more time with his children, but, something else was bothering him. "Spill it," Suiryu stated bluntly.

Yuuji sighed. "Well, the people at Ozawa's work have begun to say things about Kiyoshi. One offhandedly mentioned he's not in school and a child his age should be, so… Ozawa's papa enlisted him in an elite school for a few months. Just to get the edge off… but I don't see what good that will do…"

Suiryu smirked. "Really? If anything it will get those assholes off your back. Kiyoshi is a dragon, everything he learns he will retain. He's got Sukuna's mind on that, then again, he's learned a lot from that bastard…"

Apparently, his words were not helping the matter.

"Anyway, I think you'll be fine. It would be some good experience for Kiyoshi too wouldn't it?"

"I guess…"

"You never got to finish school, let him at least try it out!"

"Fair…"

"Anyways, let's get this set up and ready. We got to make this place look like a shrine…"

"Do you think Suguru is going to be able to distract them long enough?"

Suiryu paused to the notion, but then smirked. "If anything, I think he's the only one of us who could pull it off right now."