AN: Yay another chapter, i hope your hanging in there but im just a single guy trying his best at writing fanfiction. Do your best, plan ahead and always stay perfect.
Just a note this story was made using Naruto - Masashi Kishimotos work and multiple versions of the Sims as a base those games belong to either Maxis or Electronic Arts.
Naruto was checking Haku's chromosomes and he made an excellent discovery Haku now had a pair of X chromosomes so he in fact was not gay. That gender change potion was somehow able to genetically change the law's of reality. Thank the Shinto God's he only ever kissed two boy's and ended it there. At least now he could finally help Haku rebuild her clan to what it once was long ago.
Gone were the day's of living in his old appartment living day by day with Cup Ramen being his only source of substance. The clone Jutsu helped him achieve perfect mastery in every single one of his skills after a long study session with his clones under his watchful eyes. His building currently was neatly organized and tidy sometimes his girl's would just visit him in his home but they were looking beautiful just meandering about without clothes or studying, the place was clean he could have more room for experimentations and shop items.
"You have working hard for the Chunin Exam's haven't you Naruto" Kurenai said, while kissing Naruto on the cheek and bringing him dinner. Sometimes Naruto forgot he was now living with so many women under his roof. It was always nice that his girlfriend's had begun learning what to do with the Sim System as well. To bad they wouldn't be able to catch up quickly with him unless he taught them or coached them through all the skillsets. There was also the other option of learning the Shadowclone, Sadly Kurenai and Anko could only produce a few and forbade the other's from learning it yet.
Naruto life had been busy with team training outside of his home and mission's considered D Class, ever since Kakashi had forced them to be a team together, Kakashi was also surprised and glad when he found out that his two Genin student's were dating one another. Kakashi's didn't expect Team eight to had gotten along so well for so long. That level of maturity allowed them to all receive better amd actual C ranked mission experience. Most of the missions just included creating better fortifications or general scouting of the surrounding area. Walking dog's, picking weed's out of a garden, lifting traah out of a public river.
Naruto also wanted to understand how his power functioned. Was there simply more to understand about how the corporal world worked. What exactly were the limits of his power and what could he uncover about life.
The only thing to work on was his Aspersions and free Perks. "Hey System what can the trait Poetic actually do" Naruto asked.
System: Reward Poetic Trait: Poetic Sims can capture life itself in a book and wield it to bring back someone they lost. User can choose to create a Book of Life, When a Book of Life is bound to a living sim, Somebody living can use this book to return them as a ghost, if you can convince them to stay living the ghost can use the Book of Life themselves to return to living life.
That was actually a really good aspersion to have he could potentially revive any of his girlfriend's if they ever died suddenly. Suddenly all the thoughts about mortality made him depressed, he thought about his descendants reviving him once they completed the Writing Aspersion.
Luckily he completed his Writing aspersion a while ago when he created ten masterpieces outselling the current top seller Icha Icha Paradise in all the land's. "Who the hell is Orange Fox 70" Jiraiya was reading this new Masterpiece that suddenly started outselling his series and popped up in every bookstore.
It had taken some time but he completed the Aspersion with plenty of money entering into his account's. He spent time with Kurenai and Anko he gave them each the Potion of Youth each hith his own points, both of them turned into beautiful perky babes his own Age. They each gave him a reward for getting rid of their wrinkles.
Sometimes it left the question weather or not Sakura cared for him when she obviously still tried to spend time with him. He already was looking into a way to fix Haku's Clan maybe he should help Sasuke fix his as well.
After one one of his completed missions he met the Hokage's grandson Konohamaru on that occasion he had also met with Ebisu, both of them weren't very important in the grand scheme. Konohamaru just followed him around when he heard that he knocked out the Hokage with a forbidden Jutsu. Konohamaru became his disciple, such a nice child even knew about Sakura being his girlfriend before he met her.
On a more than interesting note he met at a girl called Temari, and her two brothers Kankuro and Gaara of the Sand Village. Too bad that Naruto wouldn't take any attack on his new disciple laying down who knew Sakura could be so scary after a correct assumption. After explaining how much of a bad idea it was picking on the Hokage's only granson too bad he already had their name's. Sasuke was still a bastard trying to one up him, Doing so in front of his girlfriend was one thing but doing it in front of Konohamaru that was crossing the line he was definitely changing his life around next chance he got.
The next Team Eight they met Kakashi he decided they were ready to participate in the Chunin exam. This was an amazing opportunity for Naruto to finally get a promotion. Now that he thought about it he would of easily gotten a promotion if he didn't have the Sim System, just to be on the safe side Naruto brought. Entrepreneurial sims are more likely to get promoted in their career for two thousand. Now he was definitely going to win the whole exam not only that he was going to crush his competition Sasuke, Gaara, and Kankuro under his boot. Whith this perk he was sure to might as well become the next Hokage, even Huruzen would be pressured to relinquish his hat to him
Moegi was kidnapped luckily Naruto was able to rescue her pre adult self. Actually from the beginning only three people squad's were able to actually formally enter into the Chunin exam's. Thankfully Sakura had the will to enter herself otherwise without a third member Naruto wouldn't have been able to compete and neither would Sasuke.
"Your a team im proud of so you may enter" Kakashi spoke. "Naruto Kun" Ino and Hinata shouted while hugging Naruto. "Get off of him he's our teammate"
Kabuto Yakushi
Yeah while you guy's do that
Luckily they arrived early enough so he decided to introduce himself to the girls around the room, he was after all a lady killer he knew his strength's
He went around and saw that mainly the entire room consisted of dude's. Thankfully there were some Konoichi he could invite to his abode later. Female ninja being in short supply.
With Friend of the world none of his relationships were going to deteriorate.
Start of, the first exam was actually a test student's were required to sit in neatly organized desks. Naruto was happily able to answer every single question on the test thank's to his complete understanding of every skill subject. When the tenth question came up Naruto wasn't frightened one bit he slammed his hand down "Bring it on" Naruto shouted, because he felt this test was far too easy. Naruto had the required knowledge so he wasn't backing down, if the rest of the test didn't matter than the last question was going to be easy.
Anko Mitarashi broke into the window she was a highly adept Konoichi and Orochimaru was able to see that she had reversed her age. The second exam was held in Training Ground fourty four otherwise known as The Forest of Death. Many of the Genin were terrified about entering inside maybe he should of buy the It was no time to be feeling fearful he need strength so he was about to buy another skill. System: Brave Sims aren't as easily frightened they regain composure faster and don't mind being around supernatural things such as ghosts and skeletons 8,000pts. Sadly he didn't have enough satisfaction points saved up in total to purchase it yet.
Thankfully everyone was given a whole hour to rest by the proctor because Konohamaru asked to interview every ninja. He should use this time to try and talk to every female at least once before time expired. Maybe it was his logic getting in the way but Naruto knew it would improve his chances for survival if he had as many allies in the forest. He kinda feared talking to the Kusa female so he squared his shoulders and desired to talk to her anyway. "Hello there, my Name is Naruto Uzumaki what's your name" Naruto asked, he remembered this was the same girl that had a long tongue. When the hot blooded Anko Mitarashi was definitely putting her tongue in his mouth. Apparently her name was Shiore luckily he received her number before her two teammates started manically laughing at his romantic attempt. Naruto also met Karen Uzumaki and Tamari of the Sand the only two other women he could spot nearby anyway. They shared the last name Uzumaki so he definitely was going to be inviting her to his house later.
They had to sign a waiver to be allowed to participate each team was given a single scroll for three waivers, each team needed to collect a single earth scroll and a matching heaven scroll Inside the forest of death.
It was terrible inside the forest of death first of all once he entered he'd been attacked by a random Ninja after while in the processof beating him up he was then attacked by a random giant snake. He couldn't believe that Kusa Ninja Shiore he had been rizzing up beforehand was actually the Sanin Orochimaru. Sasuke was bitten by a missing ninja Orochimaru while he was distracted. It took some time to escape the forest afterwards, Naruto was simply sleeping in a bed inside of the middle of the tower awaiting the next exam.
There were too many that survived the Forest Exam so now they held a preliminary to knock out half of the Chunin Hopefuls, he heard a rumor going around about how there was still a possibility to be promoted to Chunin by simply showing skill.
Naruto definitely concluded that this Chunin exam was definitely becoming more difficult as time went on. The possibility of getting a promotion heavily relied of every Ninja not a Genin watching in the building. Jonin, Chunin, even the Hokage were all proctor's watching every contestant evaluating their rank. The recent fight with Orochimaru definitely was yet another wake up call for Naruto that he should've used time more productively learning at least several powerful jutsu.
The next exam was going to be held in a month from now the time spent in the tower was uneventful. Besides promicing to get revenge on Hinata's cousin for her condition, he had no other feelings of pity for anyone besides Rock Lee. In his own match, he was able to utilize the Hidden in Plainview Jutsu to his advantage in conjunction with his clones to score himself an easy victory. Nothing else noteworthy happened besides Sakura getting a shorter hairstyle.
He met an old guy peeping on the girl's side of the bath house. After the second exam everyone was given half a year to practice for the next part of the exam. He was introduced to Ebisu by Kakashi. Sadly Kakashi definitely ditched him in order to train Sasuke for the final exam, Ebisu wasn't exactly what he wanted for a teaching instructor so he looked elsewhere. Sadly Ebisu was a pretty good enough Ninja so he allowed some training.
"See Naruto to preform Jutsu you need to use both Yin and Yang, Spirit and Body. Sakura has a greater control so she wouldn't waste any sadly her Chakra Reserves are too small and her body is weak. Sasuke has great Stamina and Spirit, but without perfect control he miggt waste a little more. Naruto, you have a perfectly in shape body and spirit, sadly your control over your chakra is forcing you to grow tired faster in a battle even though you may have some of the best Chakra reserves i ever seen. Always remember the Chakra used in Jutsu are going to be comprised of the body's energy and the spiritual aspect of a body. Both are used in different percentages for every Jutsu but without more control extra energy will be wasted" Ebisu said, while Naruto listened fully understanding that lecture.
It was here that Ebisu showed Naruto the Water Walking technique in the boiling waters of a small hot spring town. Ebisu was knocked unconscious even after preforming a Thousand Years of Death he wouldn't wake up. Naruto was now staring at a giant frog and a person riding above it. "What the hell was up with that big frog and who the heck was riding on it" Naruto shouted, while he was accusing this guy of knocking out his teacher.
"Thank goodness you asked, Some may know me as the Mountain Toad Sage who acquired Immortality also commonly called the Toad Mountain Sage" Jiraiya said, while he was riding atop an Orange Toad and striking a introductory pose.
"Pervert Sage what are you going to do about my teacher lying on the ground, he was supposed to be teaching me now he's motionless on the floor" Naruto shouted, while Ebisu was permanently on the floor unmoving.
"He was interfering with my research so i had to take him out. I am also the author of Make out Paradise, this book is the reason why im out here in the first place" Jiraiya said, while showing off his bestseller.
"That novel i seen it before it was the number two bestseller. What kind of research are you trying to do your just peeping into the female bath's. Your a pervert and a bad author you even lost to multiple of my Masterpieces you, pervert" Naruto said while laughing.
"Does that mean this kid is actually Orange Fox 70 that can't be it must be a lie, although he already knew who Naruto was he didn't expect to be beaten by his student's son and God Son" Jiraiya said
"What are you going to do about my Training, even i don't need to peep on women to make a book like yours the biggest bestseller of all time and i can do it within less than half a day" Naruto boasted, claiming he was the superior smut writer even though he basically never written about such a subject before ever.
"Your a little lying piece of shit, there is no way he could complete a Masterwork within a day" Jiraiya shouted, while trying to defend his actions and priceless works of art.
"Oh yeah, wanna bet. I'll bet you i can easily make a Masterwork Novel that is a hundred time's better than yours. If i win you have to replace Ebisu in continuing my training, if you win I'll retire as an Author" Naruto wagered, while showing off.
"Your on you little brat, if i lose I'll oversee your training personally. Ill make sure you'll become one of the greatest shinobi in history. Just because if your going to be making a Masterwork in my genre with only half a day remaining I'll personally see to your protection myself" Jiraiya shouted.
Naruto returned home with plenty of time to spare, immediately he kissed Haku especially because it's been so long since Naruto last seen her. Inside the computer room filled with beautiful artworks coffee machines and enough bathrooms for everyone in the household. Naruto instantly created ten or so clones with a plan, he was going to create a bible for people like pervert sage and his friend's that think like him. Within this single night he was going to create an Odyssey like a story just so he'd now have to fulfill his end of the Promise. Once he was done with this book he will definitely become the greatest shinobi of all time.
It was a Masterwork, Naruto would confess that the book held some sort of holy divinity of a spirit that would definitely make sure when the book was opened a madness would definitely plague the mind with nothing but lewd actions. Naruto almost didn't want to publish such a game changing book under his name, almost. Naruto needed to complete his Ninja training and he didn't have to many options anymore. It was a difficult choice ether curse the world with a book ten thousand pages long or lose to that Ero Sage and retire from writing. Ether way he was going to suffer the consequences at a later day.
Naruto published the book then bought the whole thing right after, he had almost been late to meet the pervy sage. "Sorry, i was late printing the whole thing out" Naruto answered, the unasked question.
Jiraiya felt the warmth that the leather book still had it was incredibly thick and heavy, he wouldn't have believed it was an actual book until he read the cover. "The Odyssey By Orange Fox 70, there was that name again but he hadn't ever read this book before" Jiraiya expected this to be a prank. "Pussy" Jiraiya looked around but there was nothing around that could have made that noise.
"Once he opened the book bright golden light shown upon his face, as Jiraiya had later explained to his friends and colleagues it felt like he was opening a treasure and an inner sanctum of the god's. Jiraiya's last thoughts were "What if i die" as he lost himself in the story. He needed to return to the start of the story multiple times just to make sure he was reading it correctly and didn't skip a word or a page. He needed to read in between the lines as an experienced shinobi, and all that was left was raw excitement for material he hadn't written. Now he understood what it felt like to be one of his own readers getting excited about discovering Icha Icha Paradise for the first time.
"Alright kid you convinced me, just sign you name on this scroll here so that we can start" Jiraiya said, while pulling out the Toad Summoning Contract
AN: Finally Finished, a lot of time skip but you can always watch the anime if you need a refresher. Time works differently here so Naruto had plenty of time to waste writing a Novel unlike in the Anime where they only gave him a single month.
The book is titled The Odyssey, yes it is ten thousand pages long, yes i do know what a book that thick would look like. The cover of the book is bright colored yellow or orange it has a gigantic X in the center. Hopefully Naruto will be able to achieve some actual Ninja training after the half a year is over.
The book is just inspired by the Greek Pantheon, any future reference to the book will have some sort of interesting fact about it. Somehow it has more lewdness than Icha Icha Paradise, perhaps it has every single one of Zeus's concubines lol.