An HP-FMA shitpost, basically. Ed and Al have just returned from the wonders of reading the sixth book of Harry Potter, desperately waiting another release (or at least Al is). However, suddenly, the lights of their train go dark, the cabins are suddenly emptied, and they find themselves in a train station of the afterlife...

With a shaky relationship with the state of Amestris and the magical community of Britain, a diplomatic party of two plucky state alchemists is sent to Hogwarts. When another mission is surfaced, involving an even more plucky wizard boy and a Dark Lord, Edward Elric is less than thrilled. So is Harry. But there's nothing they can do about it. Oh well. Better get this done with.

Defeating an Immortal being trying to destroy them all was just the beginning. The hard part was going to be putting their lives, and Amestris, back together. In fact, between power struggles, conspiracies,wizards, reporters, and relationships some days defeating the Homunculus felt like the Easy part

The Tri-wizard Tournament is coming to Hogwarts, but so is Amestris. As a way of making allies, Mustang assigns Juna Elric to take a teaching job at a magic school in a foreign country. Watch as she tries to teach kids who are mostly around her age while making alliances between Magical Britain and Amestris. Hopefully, nobody does anything too stupid.

"Going back, Equivalence, or the world's balance usually can take care of its own without much intervention. For major alchemical transgression, the Guardian of Truth is the ones to take care of it. But what about imbalances to the world of a non-alchemical nature?"

What happens when a god decides to intervene in mortal lives just to get back at his brother; insanity and maybe just a little good. Aria Potter the fabled girl who lived was destined to live the life of a sacrificial lamb until she was sold her soul at the age of seven and was sent to another world to serve as entertainment which in turn gives her a life unchained by fate.

They only have a few months left before Promised Day, and Edward, Alphonse, and Roy all fins themselves alone without the team or each other. Part three of the Fullmetal Dadchemist

"Because, Mr. Alchemist, I have a different proposal in mind. It's been millennia since anyone has beaten me, but not to worry this deal still adheres to the law of equivalent exchange. Can't go breaking my own rules, now can I?" the amusement in the Truth's voice was growing.

Major Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, has returned to his search for the Philosopher's Stone after adjusting to his new roll of fatherhood. But when he uncovers a hidden agenda he finds himself, his friends, and his family in peril. Book Two of FULLMETAL DADCHEMIST

When Edward Elric steps foot on Platform 9 3/4, he brings with him a number of abnormalities, such as a new DADA professor, a keen affinity for Transfiguration, and a seemingly infallible determination to spend as much time in the library as he can. Oh, and the dragons. Who could ever forget the dragons? Post-FMA/HP book 4

Harry has just won the war against Voldemort, but it seems as though Death has other plans for him. Alone in a foreign land, he has to build a life for himself, but as external forces threaten his place in this new world, will he be able keep those he cares about safe? Revised chapters all up, story will continue as normal now.

When Major Edward Elric, known as The Fullmetal Alchemist, was loaned to England from the barely known country of Amestris to help them track down a group of killers he discovered a deeper conspiracy leading him to his latest impulsive choice. Slightly Pre-series. Book one of the Fullmetal Dadchemist series

The Fullmetal alchemist's final transmutation goes awry as Truth drags her to a new world to solve more problems.

Gracia Potter and her few friends left Britian they had left to go to Amestris to heal and to get away from the pain but while there Gracia had never expected to find someone to love her

A series of one-shots chronicling possible (and often used!) tropes in Harry Potter Fullmetal Alchemist Crossovers, as well as more original ideas of the same nature. Crack! Cross-posted on AO3. Part 1: Houses - complete. Part 2: Boggarts - in progress.

Erika was going to meet her brother Roy Mustang in Central City and she scares Roy

It's been almost a year since the Promised Day and when Ed is called in on a mission, he certainty did not expect it to involve flying brooms and fire breathing dragons. Being the bodyguard for the Boy Who Lived is no easy task, but he's the Fullmetal Alchemist! He can surely basically babysit a teenager... right? Takes place in Goblet of Fire and After the Promised Day.

For political reasons, Britain asks Amestris for a bodyguard. For political reasons, Amestris sends the Fullmetal Alchemist. Unfortunately for both sides, neither Harry nor Ed really like this idea. Unfortunately for both boys, they're stuck with it. Crossposted on AO3

Série de petites histoires courtes mettant en scène des personnages de divers univers qui, pour des raisons indépendantes de ma volonté, se retrouvent confinés. Pas de mélange d'univers.

Harry is just like any other wizarding child when he boards the train to Hogwarts. But strange dreams start to plague his sleep, and memories that are not his own start appearing inside his head. Will he be able to figure out what's happening? Or will the influx of foreign information drive him to the brink of insanity? First year. Rewriting this poor thing, feedback appreciated.

Edward Elric's dead, and has been reincarnated as the boy-who-lived. The wizarding world wont know what hit them. Rated T for Ed's/Harry's mouth and past yaoi experiences.

They're still not sure exactly how they ended up on the magic side of a place called London, but Edward and Roy are not new to dealing with the unexpected. Needing to get home, they figure out how magic energy works and they make a mutual decision to go to Hogwarts. Neither of them are prepared for what they find at Hogwarts, or for what happens when Ed starts lying to Roy...

A mysterious boy shows up at hogwarts...but is he what he seems? Sorry I suck at summaries

When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

On a routine trip out of Amestris, Edward Elric-Rockbell finds an abandoned child about his son's age left out in the cold. Somehow, the decision is made for Edward to raise the little tyke. The world better watch out, because when the alchemist's son comes knocking, trouble is sure to follow. Rated T for language and occasional violence.