Because Sherlock Holmes does not get sick. He never gets sick. He does not have time to be sick, and besides, John is obviously overreacting. Fluff, whump and a teeny bit of humor. Easily interpreted as platonic or romantic Johnlock, whichever you fancy.

The three year anniversary of Sherlock's death, and John can't take it anymore. A Sherlock drabble I wrote so I didn't relapse. Johnlock implied. Rated M for self-harm and suicide. May be triggering. No names directly used. (image is not mine but by madcapped on Tumblr.)

basically, it's teenlock in an AU somewhat along the lines of how they really meet.

There might have been tears if Irene was a different woman, but she is not.

...remind me of you. Established Sherlolly. Mild cavity warning.

A prank leads to misunderstanding that leads to hurt that leads to questioning. When should one let go of a friendship and when should one hold on, hoping that it's worth all in the end?

A Being Human/ Sherlock AU. It's a little gory from the start, but only as much as we've had from post-mortems and crime scenes in the world of Mr Holmes. It's all Sherlock characters so far. With Vamp!Lock, Ghost!Molly and Were!John.

John is married. Molly is raising a tween. And Sherlock is going undercover in the world of All-Star Cheerleading...yes it's an AU Fic. Takes place post-reinbach. Eventual Sherlolly. Established John/Mary.

Sherlock had sent John off to deal with a case by himself, but it seems as if the detective is missing his blogger. Amazing things, phones, aren't they?

Greg doesn't know why he keeps saying 'yes' to the Holmes brothers. Especially now that he's now pretending to be Mycroft's new husband. And since when did Mycroft Holmes know how to waltz? SLASH Mystrade

John and Sherlock get caught in a massive life changing disaster. I promise that there is a happy-ever-after.

Follows the story of Joanna Moriarty and Sebastian Moran starting with A Study In Pink.

Evincé de Scotland Yard, Lestrade n'est plus celui que Sherlock connaissait. Connaissait ? S'ils se sont rencontrés dix ans plus tôt, ils sont bien forcés d'admettre qu'ils ne savent rien l'un de l'autre. Son job étant lié au sien, Sherlock ne reculera devant rien pour remettre Lestrade sur les rails. Une mission redoutable, mais surtout l'occasion de se rencontrer. Pour de vrai.

Sherlock needs help and asks Lestrade for guidance. Past John/Greg, established Sherlock/John, ultimately Sherlock/Greg/John explicit.

When May Harrison's son was abducted, she expected to get help. What she didn't expect was for Sherlock Holmes to come crashing into her life. As long buried memories and emotions surface, she quickly figures out that Sherlock is many things, and fiercely loyal to the ones he loves is definitely one of them. Sherlock/OC COMPLETE.

Very post-Reichenbach, Old!lock. After Sherlock returns, John isn't very forgiving, and makes no contact for 32 years, until Sherlock birthday. How will Sherlock Respond? Based on a roleplay I did. (I miss you, partner!) Name based on the song "call them brothers" by Regina Spektor and Only Son, which I listened to in loops while writing this.

"Amour unilatéral : sentiment d'affection, d'attirance sentimentale qui provient d'une seule partie". C'était exactement ce que ressentait John.

Sherlock wurde während eines Falles angeschossen. In seiner Frustration jagt er John zum Teufel. Daraufhin entpuppt sich John als ein Pirat - für einen Tag. Genehmigte Übersetzung einer Story, die ursprünglich von Sendai veröffentlicht wurde.

After three years, Sebastian simply couldn't take it. (This will be the only MorMor I ever post, probably, as I'm a Johniarty shipper, but I'm pickup Seb up in my RP group for my darling Jim/as practice with the character- and it follows her headcanons for their relationship)

Mycroft receives an email threatening to expose his relationship with DI Greg Lestrade. The British Government is more annoyed than worried. Especially when he has lunch plans. SLASH Mystrade

Sherlock and John run into trouble when they follow a criminal into the depths of rural Greece.

Cute little story that proves Sherlock has a heart.

Sherlock and John are back living in 221B, it's 8 months since Sherlock returned telling John that was still alive. Although things appear to be the way they were they aren't Sherlock isn't really Sherlock anymore or at least not the detective that he used to be. John tries to help his friend through his troubles

The five times Sherlock Holmes woke up to a morning erection.

A man of mystery and intrigue, a man who lives on the seat of his pants always waiting for something, a man on the edge of sanity, you're all this and more. Sometimes I think you're insane, I worry one day you will commit a crime just to feel interested, to feel that rush you crave. 1/50 fics in 5 months 50 fandoms