The title speaks for itself. Also, crack.

All of Sherlock's and John's firsts (first kiss, first date, first time saying "i love you") were accidents. How? Read and find out!

Cuando Lestrade entendió todo ese macabro pensamiento no pudo hacer más que maldecir a lo alto y jurar venganza, si definitivamente se vengaría, esta vez no permitirá que Sherlock Holmes se saliera con la suya. Pasen y descubran que pusó tan de mal humor al detective del Scotland Yard. Slash Johnlock y Mystrade.

Explaining Sherlock's depressions and how someone as intelligent as Sherlock can become a drug addict. A drabble written to try and understand Sherlock's mind and John's significance in his life.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." Warning: fluff overload.

Sherlock overhears John's heated phone conversation with drunk Harriet- and the monumental accent shift that the doctor experiences when he's angry.

Hi guys, I'm new to fanfiction, and this is my first fanfic ever, so yay! I know this is not the best writing, but hang with me. I'm gonna need some prompts, because this story is from scratch, and prompts are totally what I need. So please read this, comment, and give me prompts! This is my first fanfic and kissy kissy story ever too, so I don't really know how I did. Thanks!

In which John proposes to Sarah—twice—and Sherlock Holmes has very bad timing. (Future AU, John/Sarah pairing)

"There are several snipers with their guns pointed at your head this very moment. Now, if you look up you'll see John and myself on the rooftop of Bart's. Understand the game yet?" "Shoot me. Let him go and shoot me." "Noble now, are we? Unfortunately, you are not the one who will make that decision." (Reverse Reichenbach) Now complete!

Molly contemplates the rain.

Niespokojna londyńska wiosna. DI Lestrade musi odkryć, kto wziął prawo w swoje ręce. Czas wydarzeń - daleko po TRF.

Prompt: John gets incredibly drunk and tells Lestrade he likes Sherlock. Up to you what Lestrade does with that information Excerpt: Then John must have slipped into an alternate universe because Greg smirked and hooked a finger under John's chin before kissing him deeply.

Sherlock bollixes up John's date by arriving at the restorant and deducing his new girlfriend. Luckily, Mycroft happens to drop in soon afterwards...

Tu retournes voir Moriarty, jour après jour. Jusqu'à l'overdose : ton assassinat, Sherlock." Tu ne comprends pas. " Vraiment ? Que pensera John quand il saura que son meilleur ami fait des gâteries à un criminel, qui, accessoirement a accroché une bombe sur son torse menaçant de le faire éclater en morceau à chaque instant ? Si j'étais lui. Je suppose que je serais, fâché. M/S J/S

He had always trusted her. Since the beginning. But, unlike with John, he had not always been aware. Sherlock Holmes did not trust people easily. And when he realized that he trusted Molly Hooper, the sweet, nervous girl who worked in the morgue, well, that surprised him. And Sherlock Holmes never surprises himself.

"¿Has escuchado alguna vez sobre ese mito? Aquel en donde mencionan el contender de todos los males del mundo… bien, digamos que Sherlock tiene su propio contenedor…"

Molly and Sherlock talk during John's wedding reception. My first fan fiction.

Sherlock tends to his room mate John who needs intensive care after an unfortunate poisoning incident.

Post-Reichenbach. The idea is that you read a chapter while listening to a certain song, it's Johnlock, it's fluffy C: The songs I'll use are: High Hopes by Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here, also by Pink Floyd, Show Must Go On by Queen, The Scientist by Coldplay, Creep by Radiohead, Lovesong by The Cure, and Heroes by David Bowie. I own none of these characters, they're the BBC's!

John thinks about the wedding song, and Sherlock is way ahead of him, as usual. [Johnlock drabble] {I DO NOT OWN BBC'S SHERLOCK}

"Why today?" The rain was tapping silently on the window, only an occasional thunder disrupted its even beat. The room was dark and cold, but it was the unexpected question that made John shudder. He raised his head. Deep pain and regret reflected in his eyes. "Do you want to hear me say it?"... The events of the last episode written out in book format from John's perspective.

This is my gift to Tumblr user rainbowsbutterfliesncannabalism (the best person ever) for the Summer Mystrade Exchange. It's also a companion piece to my main Sherlock story Bound To You (contains spoilers).

John's last post after Sherlock's death, and the first when he comes back. John admit's to a few things he never had the guts to tell Sherlock, and half way around the world, Sherlock reads them. Johnlock

Sherlock has been been sharing a bed with Molly for a while, but now he needs more. Rated T just to be safe.

There's a really hot summer in London and Greg would love to find a way to deal with it. Maybe Mycroft could help a bit? Established Mystrade. Written for a Summer Mystrade Exchange on tumblr.